WEBVTT - Is the Pasta Approachable? 

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for turning on my microphone. I appreciate. How's

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<v Speaker 1>it feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Just feel a little naked, just trying to do the

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<v Speaker 2>video and the audio at the same time, just making

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<v Speaker 2>sure that that's exactly how I did it last time

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<v Speaker 2>when it worked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think it looks great. You're going no

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<v Speaker 1>headphones again. You're back to this no headphones game that

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<v Speaker 1>drives me nuts. You're starting to remind me of Darren Peterson. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bring my headphones in the studio and then

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<v Speaker 1>not wear them. I'm gonna warm up pre game, but

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm not gonna play. But Kansas didn't freaking need them.

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<v Speaker 1>We took down number one Arizona. I didn't get to

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<v Speaker 1>watch it, so I don't have much to say, but

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<v Speaker 1>rock chock jack hot. At the end of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>I was ready to jump off the ship. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>Bill self has lost it, but he has put this

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<v Speaker 1>corps together and we are starting to march our way

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<v Speaker 1>to the madness call. Then c Doble a tournament and

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<v Speaker 1>we are hotter. Then a fire cracker, whoa pause.

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<v Speaker 2>What I did want to say is, you're Peterson guy,

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<v Speaker 2>with this load management, It's got to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to stop with your arms inside your shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do it, won't do it? Like you look like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that joke where you used to put

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<v Speaker 1>your sleeves your arms and your other sleeves and wrap

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<v Speaker 1>them around and tickle your back like you're making out

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<v Speaker 1>with someone. Do you remember that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that joke. That was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember when the guys would snap the girl's bras.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>I never could, oh never not wanted to get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when you would uh get with someone

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner and you put your hand over their

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<v Speaker 1>mouth like you're making out, and people whoa with a dude? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Jim I mere, Hey, Marco, come here.

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<v Speaker 2>We just faked them. Now they all think we kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, that's not what I was talking about. But

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<v Speaker 1>my kids are on the one of hey, spell I cup,

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<v Speaker 1>I seeup? Oh oh you said, I see you pere.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the new one. I mean it was, hey, there's

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<v Speaker 1>something under there?

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<v Speaker 2>Underwear?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you said underwear. That's what I'm saying. That was

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<v Speaker 1>that was earlier this week and late last week, and

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<v Speaker 1>now it has shifted to hey, do you know how

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<v Speaker 1>to spell I? Cup? Boom got them?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's in the in the halls at schools where

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<v Speaker 2>they're hearing this, and then they're bringing it to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Bringing it to the house. Also, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm lunch box?

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<v Speaker 1>No, what's your name? Gibbles? No, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Dad? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Your name? What's your name? Ray? What's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Knows?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I holding? Book? What am I holding?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Ray knows nothing? Haa. We do that all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad it's evolved from six to seven, Hey, four

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<v Speaker 2>to one?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name? Ray? What's the color of the sky? Mm?

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<v Speaker 2>Nashville gray?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Now, what's the color of the sky blue? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of down?

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<v Speaker 2>Not finishing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Pause? No? No, what's the opposite of down?

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<v Speaker 2>Blue? Job?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the opposite of down? Up? Ray? Blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we do that, non freaking stop, non freaking stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Does the wife play along?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes she gets annoyed? Yeah, it was fun once, Oh dude.

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<v Speaker 1>And then if one kid does it, guess what, the

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<v Speaker 1>other kid has to do it, and then the third kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Has to do it, and the other kids don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know English, do they No, they do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the one is four or five and seven.

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<v Speaker 1>They all know how to talk, right, I'm learning Spanish now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean my four year old and five year old

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<v Speaker 1>don't stop talking. Don't know where they get it from.

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<v Speaker 1>They just brought no NonStop.

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<v Speaker 2>No idea where they get it from? God unfollowed. The

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<v Speaker 2>other day, a lady said that I mentioned an too

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<v Speaker 2>many times. She hit the unfollowed button for the sore losers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, and I said, Dorothy, sorry to see

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<v Speaker 2>you go. Don't let the door hitch on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way to respond to our sword loser's nation.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure she was like, wow, we actually responded.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I won't unfollow that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's pretty cool. Yeah. So yeah, that's what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on in my house. Man. We just do that over

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<v Speaker 1>and over and over again. It's just all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have so much to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and I wanted to thank you. So it's what

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<v Speaker 2>it's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>What's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to thank you for something. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>have got so much to talk to us about.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh crap, I forgot to bring Morgan her bag I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a menu. We are loaded. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>big one. I wan if you will.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would you like to, you know, like say thank

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<v Speaker 1>you to me? I don't know what it is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a tease, so that's just what's it? What it's on

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<v Speaker 1>the menu. So do you want to tell me now

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<v Speaker 1>or do you want to just like wait for a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. It's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have to eat it all right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean is it an appetizer? Is it a main course?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a dessert? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably an app Okay, we could intro the show and

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<v Speaker 2>then jump to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I'll take a water, a coke and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to thank me for.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're gonna do it live. Oh the one

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<v Speaker 1>two dude, sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>a sports genius, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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<v Speaker 2>I live on the North side of Nashville. Now we've

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<v Speaker 2>moved around. We're downtown west Side now North we got

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<v Speaker 2>two point three three three acres. Me and my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>We live in the country. We got two kids at Vanderbilt.

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<v Speaker 2>They're probably defrosting now that it's seventy degrees. Justin needs

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<v Speaker 2>that you on him, but he's in rehab. He is

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<v Speaker 2>on New Beginnings Avenue in Michigan. That's it over to you,

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<v Speaker 2>but then back over to me. Well done, because I

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<v Speaker 2>got something for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I this is very simple. I didn't even think

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<v Speaker 2>he was gonna be an a block, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to say for being accommodating. I told you I

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<v Speaker 2>have a tire issue, and vehicle wise, we're playing a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit musical chairs, if you will, musical vehicles.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, hey, can we do a little moving

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<v Speaker 2>around to the podcast and you accommodated.

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<v Speaker 1>Can can you explain to me what is wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>your tire? No idea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just balding. So it's like it rubs against the

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<v Speaker 2>side of my vehicle. So three tires are perfect, one

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<v Speaker 2>of them all the way down to the inner tube.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh is it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna blow on the interstate? Great? I just got blown.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the problem. You have a huge tire on

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<v Speaker 1>the roof of your truck. No, that's just a rack.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not a tire up in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, that's just rack city. Is there a tire on

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<v Speaker 2>the bat Yeah, but doesn't match up with any the others.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be all, caddywomp, What do.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean it doesn't match?

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<v Speaker 2>The other ones are like mud tires, And now that's

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<v Speaker 2>just a normal one. Got it'd probably throw off my

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<v Speaker 2>entire vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>So how much you think in this tire is gonna cost?

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<v Speaker 2>I already got it. My guy hooked it up, four

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<v Speaker 2>of them for five.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, wait you're getting You only have one bad tire,

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<v Speaker 1>so why are you getting four tires?

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<v Speaker 2>The others are pretty worn too, But this one, for

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<v Speaker 2>whatever reason, whenever my baby hits the interstate, it goes

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<v Speaker 2>hard left and it just wears and wears and wears.

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<v Speaker 2>Until one day I looked at it. I said, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>that's missing tread. Oh whoa, that's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>an inner tube sticking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, that's a wire.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been driving Baldy on I sixty five eighty miles

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<v Speaker 2>an hour for the past two months.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not good because I always see those blown tires

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the road, and I'm like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>how scary is that?

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<v Speaker 2>So Okay, I'm actually glad you said that, because semis

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<v Speaker 2>do that, they don't die. So I'm thinking, if I

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<v Speaker 2>drive this vehicle and it blows, am I gonna die?

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<v Speaker 2>So that actually answers my questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're not a semi. Though they have eighteen wheels,

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<v Speaker 1>they have plenty of spares. You are down to three

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<v Speaker 1>and you go, does it go straight axle or does

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<v Speaker 1>it slowly or does the whole thing just blop? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good, but I'm just saying it's so bare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of those basketballs we played with as a

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<v Speaker 2>kid that has no more tread on it. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>bare ball. There's no grip, it's no more ribbed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I understand what you're saying. I am asking you,

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<v Speaker 1>But if your tire does blue on the interstate, does

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<v Speaker 1>it just shoot off or is it like it comes

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<v Speaker 1>off and say you'll have tire left, no big deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Or does it go straight to the axle? Finna find out.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go in

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<v Speaker 1>the interstate thirty miles an hour to work. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want that. That is why I am here for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to be in danger, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you're getting four new tires. Now? Are you getting

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<v Speaker 1>the big mud tires? You're just getting normal tires now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know my guy quoted me, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>asking questions.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're getting four for five. Yeah, I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting the mud tires.

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<v Speaker 2>Might be a hook up. I have no idea, but

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<v Speaker 2>all I know is I said, Bazer, this is actually

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<v Speaker 2>a code red. I need to take your vehicle. But

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<v Speaker 2>you were accommodating. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it used to be great when I

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<v Speaker 1>had a tire hookup. I had a tire hook up

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<v Speaker 1>for years when I was in college. My buddy David U,

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<v Speaker 1>he's out of El Paso, Texas, one of his fraternity brothers,

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<v Speaker 1>worked at a store that I think is no longer

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<v Speaker 1>in business called Sears, and he would tell you, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>just pull up at the back door, right. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what they say, Sears are for deers. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>pull up at the back door, hand them three hundred hp.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd put four tires in the car. You drive off,

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<v Speaker 1>and you got to go pay someone to put him

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<v Speaker 1>on like a little shop. But dude, he would slide

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<v Speaker 1>him right out the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he was able. He knew where there's the excess tires.

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<v Speaker 1>And he knew like when they were coming into the

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<v Speaker 1>warehouse or whatever the you know, automotive department of sears,

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<v Speaker 1>he would just add four tires didn't get there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And also here we get extra merch. We could

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<v Speaker 2>give people merch easily. Everybody knows at their job where

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<v Speaker 2>there's loose ends, if you will, some fat on the

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<v Speaker 2>cutting room, flore all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then over at a discount tire man, I

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<v Speaker 1>had like three dudes, three dudes a discount tire. Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Martin which speaking of Josh played on my soccer team

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<v Speaker 1>growing up, Like we played soccer together from the age

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<v Speaker 1>of like thirteen. Maybe you guys played foot see no,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got him on our team. He had a

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<v Speaker 1>mohawk and Henry rest in peace. Henry was like, we

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<v Speaker 1>need to get that guy on just for some toughness.

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<v Speaker 1>He's no longer with us now. Henry passed about a

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<v Speaker 1>year ago.

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<v Speaker 2>When we are telling these stories now and some of

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<v Speaker 2>them include they're no longer with us, that's when we

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<v Speaker 2>know we're getting older.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what's rough. That's a tough thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was going through my phone the other day

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<v Speaker 1>because it was saying I was out of storage, and

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<v Speaker 1>I came to some text messages from Josh and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, man, I haven't heard from Martin in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>So I hit him up. I was like, oh, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>how you been? And I got a reply not Josh's

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<v Speaker 1>phone number. I am a drug dealer, so I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know what happened to Martin. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from him. I hope he's okay. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just weird. But anyway, back to my story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so joh left your own story.

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<v Speaker 1>So Josh worked a discount tire. I was so rudely

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<v Speaker 1>interrupted by myself and I met his when he worked there.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a dude named Justin that worked with him.

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<v Speaker 1>They would hook me up. And then there was another

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<v Speaker 1>guy that our old intern, her brother, worked at Discount Tire.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a paramedic now, but he would hook

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<v Speaker 1>it up with tires. Like when I was moving to Nashville,

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<v Speaker 1>you told me I stopped by Discount Tire right there

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<v Speaker 1>on I thirty five and got tires.

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<v Speaker 2>You hit me up before I left town. You go,

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<v Speaker 2>do you need tires? And I said, no, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you talking about? You go, I got a tire hook

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<v Speaker 2>up if you want it, and I go, aren't we

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<v Speaker 2>just going from Texas to Tennessee? What do you mean

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<v Speaker 2>new tires? I'm not like breaking ground in the Oregon Trail.

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<v Speaker 2>And You're like, I've got a hookup if you need tires.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe his name was Chad Smith, if that was correct.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I had tire hookups. Man, it was the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest thing ever. And so now I'm glad you have

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<v Speaker 1>a tire hookup. I got a tire guy because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a tire guy anymore. I go have lunch

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<v Speaker 1>with him. We wine and dine. He gets me out

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<v Speaker 1>four for five.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good. So I'm excited. But it props to

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<v Speaker 2>me for noticing it. Man, I mean, but but then

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<v Speaker 2>it's the American way. Am I gonna get it towed? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that would cost money.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I gonna drive on it with the potential of

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<v Speaker 2>one of them blowing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Well, you really only have the potential of one

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<v Speaker 1>to blow.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But I'm saying if it blows and it blows

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<v Speaker 2>me so hard I get injured.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that on a roll when you blow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm you said semis, So now I think

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<v Speaker 2>semis are usually upright. The tire just blows. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>like it's a bomb. This has been going through my head.

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<v Speaker 2>You're helping me actually understand this.

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<v Speaker 1>Please talk to me about what goes through your head.

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<v Speaker 2>So, if this tire was to explode, is it like

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<v Speaker 2>a bomb or is it just an immediate Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>there goes my tire. I get off the road. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get it towed. I think I can get away with

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<v Speaker 2>it for forty five minutes driving down a road thirty

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<v Speaker 2>miles an hour, get it to where it needs to go,

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<v Speaker 2>risking at the risk of it blowing and getting injured.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, oh man, I injured my foot. I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to save a two hundred dollars tow job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't think you have to worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you need to go thirty. I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to then go thirty. Dude, you do you. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want you to feel safe because we need you

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<v Speaker 1>here to do the pod tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey, that same car that you were offering tires

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<v Speaker 2>too in Texas. Is the same car I drive today? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how loyal am twenty years Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ultimately you know the one that that was the

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<v Speaker 1>car that had the tires in Austin now just sits

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<v Speaker 1>in front of my house and doesn't do anything. It

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<v Speaker 1>just sits there and grows weeds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is something about keeping old cars. We used

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<v Speaker 2>to joke back at Mike Miller's place because Mike Miller

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<v Speaker 2>would always have the BMW's and the Escalades. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I had the same vehicle, the Trailblazer, and Billy had

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, a newer Acura, but it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like it was gold. I mean it was nice,

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<v Speaker 2>but his was he. We called it to pop Up,

0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.280
<v Speaker 2>and then we called mine the RV because it just

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<v Speaker 2>looked like we were a couple of homeless people pulling

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<v Speaker 2>into Mike Miller's every weekend. But now Billy's onto Porsches

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<v Speaker 2>and all kinds of things and jet skis and motor

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<v Speaker 2>boat and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>But i'd motor boat also.

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<v Speaker 2>I am still in the Trailblazer from the days where

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<v Speaker 2>he would drive the pop up and we'd go to

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<v Speaker 2>the every weekend to the RV Park, which was actually

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<v Speaker 2>a really nice condo complex in Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool because, like I mean, chess Day's dad

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<v Speaker 1>had this old beat up truck when we were younger,

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<v Speaker 1>and he got in a wreck and he was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get it to like because he was a surveyor

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<v Speaker 1>and so he was.

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<v Speaker 2>He drove all over WHOA did the tire blow?

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<v Speaker 1>No, And I think he was trying to get it

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<v Speaker 1>to five hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I've made that mileage up. That could be just

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute, maybe three hundred thousand, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe might have been how many women he'd slept with,

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<v Speaker 2>but he'd gotten a wreck.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray that number was significantly lower. They gotten a wreck

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<v Speaker 1>and they wanted to total his car, the truck. They

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna gi him four hundred bucks for it, and

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<v Speaker 1>he said, uh, no, thank you. He brought it home.

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<v Speaker 1>In the front of it. We got a crowbar and

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<v Speaker 1>started pulling the metal out so he could still drive

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<v Speaker 1>it because he was only going to give the four.

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<v Speaker 1>He was only going to get the four. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, man, I'm trying to get to a certain

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred thousand miles.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. The thing that I'm not getting is you kept

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<v Speaker 2>driving your vehicle after was totaled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can still drive them, right, But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>why not safe? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what it is in retrospect. Should you

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<v Speaker 2>have just never turned it in?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I should have, oh, because I mean, like I

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<v Speaker 1>could feel the wind coming in the back of the vehicle. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I checked the rear view mirror. Rear view mirror was

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<v Speaker 1>still good. But the back hatch was so dented in

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a space between the bumper and the

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<v Speaker 1>back hatch. So win would.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you have gotten the check without handing over the car?

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<v Speaker 1>You can get like ten thousand dollars less than they

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<v Speaker 1>were offering you, Like, you could take the wrecked car

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<v Speaker 1>and get fifteen thousand dollars or you can get twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have done wreck car and got to fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. Check.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if it was safe to drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. You got a family, my bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and we'll take a break. And speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>my family, I got some stories about them right after

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<v Speaker 1>this ray.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, that blown out tire, that's nothing to mess with.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a tire guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, will you ask some of your tire people?

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<v Speaker 1>I will. If I could text Josh, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Man the one wrong number guy say hey, well do

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<v Speaker 2>you got to google? What do you think can my

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<v Speaker 2>buddy drive on a bad tire? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Josh used to work a discount tires, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I was hitting them up. I was wondering, could

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<v Speaker 1>you answer my question about tires?

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<v Speaker 2>All the technological advances, and they don't just kill our

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<v Speaker 2>numbers off, like you could still text. Like this other

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<v Speaker 2>person that used to have my number, this lancing number.

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<v Speaker 2>I get text from her all the time. Hey you

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<v Speaker 2>owe mortgage. I'm like, wrong person. I don't live in Michigan,

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<v Speaker 2>so weird, right, And so people that have my old number,

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<v Speaker 2>my friends will text them. So those numbers just never

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<v Speaker 2>die off. They have to stay in the system. Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That is strange, Like once that person gets rid of

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<v Speaker 1>that number, it should delete from your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't because I get it from all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>This lady in East Lansing, she owed a back pay

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<v Speaker 2>on mortgages. She owed whatever one of those rent things

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<v Speaker 2>are where you get a storage locker that she never

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<v Speaker 2>paid for. There's all this crap she owes, and she

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<v Speaker 2>gets texts all the time about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, that is weird. But anyway, so this weekend man

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night, kids school was like, Hey, we will take

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<v Speaker 1>your kids and keep them here till eight thirty for free.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, awesome. Told the wife, I said, we are

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<v Speaker 1>going out to dinner. We are going to a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>where we don't have to worry about screaming kids, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have to worry about spilled milk. We can

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<v Speaker 1>just sit there, relax, eat some nice food. Cookout on

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<v Speaker 1>West End. No, not cookout now were we wanted a

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<v Speaker 1>waiter experience, waiter waitress.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes they'll come and get the trash off the table.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good, but they don't come and take your order.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to go to them to give your order.

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<v Speaker 1>So we walk into this place and I'm my heck yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We show up and the ladies like, can I pour

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<v Speaker 1>you a welcome cocktail? I'm like, uh sure, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to need the address. Oh yeah, And she's like, we

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<v Speaker 1>have our homemade apple cider with some spicy something blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. Yeah sounds great. She puts it in a

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<v Speaker 1>little cup cheers we drink. Was she hot? She was

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I wouldn't say not, but I wouldn't say hot.

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<v Speaker 1>She's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Male or female.

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<v Speaker 1>When it's a she, it's a female, okay. And so

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<v Speaker 1>we go and they take us out and we sit

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<v Speaker 1>on the little patios, freezing cold. But they had heaters,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's awesome. Great. We have the whole patio to ourself.

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<v Speaker 1>No one else out there. Hmm. I think we were

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<v Speaker 1>one of those last minute reservations, you know, where everything

0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:10.400
<v Speaker 1>else was booked up. So we were outside got it, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because we booked it on like Thursday. And uh so

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<v Speaker 1>we sit down, we are looking at the menu. The

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<v Speaker 1>waiter comes over and gives me this spiel about how

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<v Speaker 1>everything works. There's this, there's that. You want to order this,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to order that, you want to try this,

0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.120
<v Speaker 1>you want to try that that. That's how you get

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<v Speaker 1>the most bang for your buck.

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<v Speaker 2>QR code COVID times no, he and it is a

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<v Speaker 2>real menu. Always got to love that. Oh you just

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<v Speaker 2>pull out your phone in QR coded. I'm old school.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a menu.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to touch it. I want to touch some grass.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you I would rather have a menu

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<v Speaker 1>in my hands. QR code. Yeah, let me do. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me what do I do? Put the flash flight on? Hey? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>like I get it during COVID times, Like you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do the QR code. But now that we're back,

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<v Speaker 1>let let's let's hand people the menu. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>hold the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to take from your story, I refuse to if

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<v Speaker 2>they don't give me the menu, baser, what should I get?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not pulling up on my she picks out my

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<v Speaker 2>food for me. Do you have an espresso martini? Give

0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.840
<v Speaker 2>me something close to that? Right right, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to key in my QR code. I don't do that. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys have like a bread as an app?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll do that. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't is it on the menu?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I didn't look at it. I'm not

0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:18.680
<v Speaker 2>QR coding it. Just get me something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, we have a problem in this society

0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:24.720
<v Speaker 1>about being on our phones too much. And then I'm

0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.439
<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant and I'm supposed to conversate with the

0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.119
<v Speaker 1>people at the table, if it's my wife, if it's

0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:32.360
<v Speaker 1>a group of friends, whatever it is, and you want

0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.480
<v Speaker 1>me to pull out my phone and look up your menu.

0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.800
<v Speaker 1>That's the exact opposite of what I want to do.

0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 1>And it's not pulling up right away, it's it's loading.

0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, no reception man like you guys got Wi Fi? Like,

0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:44.400
<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Guys?

0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Got anything crazy? What's on the menu? You should just

0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.400
<v Speaker 2>like tell us wait for it to load. A little bit.

0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Water on the menu, or got a QR code? Can?

0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Can I bor your phone? What I need to get

0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:57.560
<v Speaker 1>in the QR code? No, I'm the waiter. I don't

0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:02.240
<v Speaker 1>give a damn give your phone anyway. He starts going

0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:03.760
<v Speaker 1>over some of the stuff and he tells me, oh,

0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:09.000
<v Speaker 1>that right there, that will change your life. I'm like, really,

0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:12.480
<v Speaker 1>that item on your menu is going to change my life.

0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I know what it was. Go ahead, sex on the beach. No.

0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.040
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, okay, I'll take some of that.

0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Give me some of that and he brings it out,

0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:26.120
<v Speaker 1>take a bite. My wife's like, what do you think?

0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I said? It's good. She goes, does it change your life?

0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Nope?

0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Now my life is still the same. I tasted something decent,

0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:37.600
<v Speaker 1>but my life is no way changed. It's not something

0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:39.760
<v Speaker 1>that it's gonna like six months for now. I'm gonna

0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:41.720
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, remember when I had that

0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and it changed my life? No, I didn't. All right, cool,

0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:46.120
<v Speaker 1>so let me, you know, bring out some other items.

0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:48.560
<v Speaker 1>We eat and then Donny whipped cream. It is near

0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day. This one pasta comes out and it's like

0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:57.480
<v Speaker 1>a pesto pasta. Did you go to Italy? No? And

0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.720
<v Speaker 1>take a few bites, you know, I mean that's pretty good.

0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Comes back over, he's like, what do you think of

0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>the pasta? Well? Who is this? Guys? I'm alli a

0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:08.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you? Get lost? This is no the way he

0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:12.960
<v Speaker 1>was talking, dude, would I killed the guy? Hey, you're

0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:14.840
<v Speaker 1>about to kill them? You're about to kill him?

0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I threw it in my mouth and

0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:20.680
<v Speaker 2>ate it. What do you want? Give me another drink?

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Barkeep and I'm like all right, you know whatever. Comes

0:22:24.280 --> 0:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>over and I'm eating some of the pasta. You know,

0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:29.280
<v Speaker 1>it's pesto pasta kinda. He's like, what do you think?

0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.440
<v Speaker 1>And my wife and I are both like, it's pretty good,

0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:33.959
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like I like the you know,

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:35.800
<v Speaker 1>the taste like has a little bit of taste of

0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:38.159
<v Speaker 1>walnut because they had some walnut in there or something.

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:41.320
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, I know everybody you know can be

0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:43.119
<v Speaker 1>a little intimidated by it when they read it on

0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:49.479
<v Speaker 1>the menu. But I gotta say, it's very approachable. This

0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>guy serious, what are you michelin Man. I'm like, what

0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:57.639
<v Speaker 1>the hell do you mean approachable? I approached it like

0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I have approached, like I see this, I see this pasta,

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:08.000
<v Speaker 1>And you think I'm gonna be intimidated. I'm not gonna

0:23:08.000 --> 0:23:10.639
<v Speaker 1>approach it. It's like it's too standoffish, like where you

0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 1>are now free to approach the pasta. Yeah, it is approachable.

0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:18.479
<v Speaker 1>It has a The apasta has a very open mind.

0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 1>It is very approachable. It's open to new people. The

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:27.840
<v Speaker 1>apasta has approacheth my mouth hah, And I'm just like

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 1>And she walks away, and my wife listen to me.

0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:34.880
<v Speaker 1>She goes, don't don't. I'm like, what. She goes, You're

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:37.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna make fun of him for saying approachable. And I said, absolutely,

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make fun of him for saying approachable. What

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the hell does that mean? How is food approachable?

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I no longer want the address.

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't want the address. So then we eat, you know,

0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:51.600
<v Speaker 1>we finish up, and he's like, I'm just gonna drop

0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:54.160
<v Speaker 1>by the dessert menu. You know what I mean. There's

0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:57.080
<v Speaker 1>no pressure, there's no rush. I'm just gonna tell you

0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:59.240
<v Speaker 1>that we have this this, and then we have this

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:01.679
<v Speaker 1>tearram asuit. And oh, if you say you don't like

0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Tara Massoux, this is totally different. It's made differently, and

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you that Tira Masoux will change your life.

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:11.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need that address again. And once he said

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I love Taramasou, Oh do you I'm back in.

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:16.879
<v Speaker 1>I am not a Terra Masoux fan. But once he said,

0:24:17.000 --> 0:24:19.480
<v Speaker 1>your wife put me in the fridge. Once he said

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.760
<v Speaker 1>that it was going to change my life. You know what,

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I knew that I didn't need to order it because

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:27.399
<v Speaker 1>I already had something on the menu earlier that he

0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:29.160
<v Speaker 1>said was going to change my life. And it didn't

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:32.280
<v Speaker 1>change my life. So his life and my life are

0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:33.200
<v Speaker 1>completely different.

0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:36.080
<v Speaker 2>What was the first thing, the eggs? I totally didn't

0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:36.800
<v Speaker 2>even hear the first thing.

0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 1>It was something called sea urchin. I don't even know

0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 1>what that is.

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So sea urchin, pasta and Taramasoux. Those are the

0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:44.400
<v Speaker 2>only three things you guys got.

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:45.879
<v Speaker 1>No, we got other things. But he didn't say they

0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:49.480
<v Speaker 1>would change my life. He didn't say that it was approachable.

0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>These are the three notable items that he said were

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:56.360
<v Speaker 1>going to change our perspective on the world. You ever

0:24:56.400 --> 0:25:00.000
<v Speaker 1>heard of pizza burgers? Yeah, we have, but we can

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.199
<v Speaker 1>do that with the kids. You can't go to like

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:05.280
<v Speaker 1>a sit down restaurant that has sea urchin. I don't

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:09.199
<v Speaker 1>even know. And he told me, uh yeah, it's the

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 1>sea urchin that will change your life. And so he

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:15.639
<v Speaker 1>walked away. So I looked at the menu. Dude, I

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>read it. I flipped it over. That's all. My wife said,

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even see sea urchin on here. She looks

0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>at it, flips it over, and she didn't see sea

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:30.120
<v Speaker 1>urchin on there.

0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Off the menu pricing. That's why you gotta go to

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:33.480
<v Speaker 2>my spot cookout. Bro.

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:35.800
<v Speaker 1>No, hey, you guys are hey, man.

0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 2>What's up. I'll get you out right now. Yeah, just

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:38.680
<v Speaker 2>come on front.

0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I love that place.

0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah, just be a second one, all right, man,

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Well that's not how this guy talks.

0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put some chili. Oh you want me put some

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:48.919
<v Speaker 2>chili on top of that? Yeah, just do like the

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:50.200
<v Speaker 2>dog and then the chili dog.

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.880
<v Speaker 1>And then he says, yeah, man, yeah, there's this chili dog.

0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 1>It's real approachable. Ah.

0:25:56.359 --> 0:25:58.359
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't hit you with that. He just goes, you

0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 2>can approach the drive through. Man' at you that right now?

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 1>And then no, it's about to get it's you. It's

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 1>about to hit the fan.

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:10.679
<v Speaker 2>They talk like that because it's like two am, and

0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:13.160
<v Speaker 2>they literally hate every drunk person in that line.

0:26:13.280 --> 0:26:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh for for sure. So I know I'm not ordering

0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>the terra masou because that ain't gonna change my life,

0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:21.160
<v Speaker 1>just like the sea urchin. But anyway, when he came back,

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, man, I gotta be honest with you.

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't even see sea urchin on your menu. And

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:29.760
<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh no, no, it's over here. It's called unie. Man. Well,

0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 1>then why didn't you tell me that unie would change

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 1>my life? Why did you say sea orch He goes,

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:34.760
<v Speaker 1>it's just another term for it.

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:38.159
<v Speaker 2>We call it unie because it makes you go ooh me,

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:42.400
<v Speaker 2>So get the hell away from my wife, sir.

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>We order a piece of cheesecake. Cool. Eat The cheesecake

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>is fine, nothing great, nothing amazing. Thought the terra Masou. No, No,

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:51.919
<v Speaker 1>he wanted me to because it was going to change

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:54.600
<v Speaker 1>my life. That's two items on one menu that's going

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:56.800
<v Speaker 1>to change my life. I already had the first, didn't

0:26:56.880 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 1>change my life, No need to try the second. His

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 1>taste bud They're obviously different than my taste buds. And

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna check his taste buds out once again.

0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:07.639
<v Speaker 1>I already did it once, not doing it twice. It

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:08.280
<v Speaker 1>sounds like the.

0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Type of guy that's coming around to your table and

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:12.280
<v Speaker 2>he's giving your wife a massage as he's talking to you.

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.399
<v Speaker 1>He might have I don't know. It was dark, dark,

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 1>dimly lit, dimly lit. For sure, there was a candle.

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>There was a candle, And so I'm like, all right,

0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:25.600
<v Speaker 1>you know what, hey put your sea arch in a

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>way we ate the chase gate right, all right, man,

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 1>we'll take the bill. Thank you. Brings it over and

0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 1>he goes, I'm just gonna leave this right here. There's

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:38.439
<v Speaker 1>no rush, there's no hurry. I appreciate the time you

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 1>guys gave me tonight, he goes, and I gotta be honest,

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you guys killed it.

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Is this the most polite guy in America?

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:47.320
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's about to get better. You're complimenting me.

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 1>He was like, you guys, killed it. You know you

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I brought different foods. You guys were open.

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Minded and whoa pause? What do you mean open mind?

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 2>He trying to hook up my wife?

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Unpaused, and I'm like, okay, he's like And I just

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 1>got to say, you guys were my first table tonight

0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 1>and you guys were incredible. You guys have set the

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 1>tone for a magnificent evening for me. Thank you for

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 1>bringing that kind of energy. Oh my gosh, please shut up.

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Please tell this guy to shut up. And I'm like,

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm never coming back here again. How did you even

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 1>deal with that? Oh? Hey, dude, I couldn't.

0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:29.359
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't have went a straight face, especially after a

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 2>drake got to be like is this guy serious?

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was just I was like, is this

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 1>for real? And like there was one time? There was

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>one time? Right, he brings us out this one appetizer

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>or something I don't know, and he puts this the

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:43.760
<v Speaker 1>silverware out there, puts a knife out there, and then

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>he comes back when we're done, and I never even

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>touched the knife, and he cleared the table, picked up

0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 1>the knife and put down clean silverware, the exact same

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of knife. And I said isn't that just the

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>same exact night. He goes, Yeah, but my boss would

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 1>kill me if I didn't give you a new one.

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even touch the old one, man, I haven't

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>even touched it. A little bit of grease on it.

0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, man, you guys. I really appreciate you guys

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>bringing that energy. You guys really started my evening off great,

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 1>a fantastic table and have really just like invigorated the

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 1>night and the rest of the table. So far, it's

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 1>been splendid. But it couldn't have been splendid without you

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 1>guys starting out the evening the way you did.

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I'd have been like, you know what,

0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 2>we actually are in a rush? There's you said, there's

0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 2>no rush. There is a rush. Our uber just got here.

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 2>See you later. And that's when we walked out, We're

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 2>going to cookout. I looked at my wife I got

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>as we get in the car, and I said.

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 1>What the f did he mean? Approachable? And I said,

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and we set the tone for the night. She goes, Okay,

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 1>that may have been a little over the top.

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 2>That dude wanted your wife.

0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>That was our Friday night. Man, I know where you went.

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:01.320
<v Speaker 1>You might know.

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Is it the melting pot place where they put uh no,

0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 2>they put cocoa and stuff on marshmallows.

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Nope, that wasn't it. They put cheese on bread. Nope,

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 1>we'll take a break. We'll right back.

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 2>That was good man. And then but that just gave

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>me a great idea. There was an old place I

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>used to throw it back with the old lady.

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 1>But it was in Bellevue.

0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to.

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Drive all the way there, oh man, not on that

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>tire it was. They're not driving on that tire. I'm

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 1>just warning you. It was to get there. That reminds

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 1>me that was a good spot. And I went for.

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day what was it called Man Sperry's. Yeah, but

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm never getting in.

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.719
<v Speaker 1>We had reservations weeks ahead of time. Well anyway, So

0:30:48.800 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>then Saturday comes along, Man, it's time for basketball.

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Mistersees Basketball Challenge.

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>We're not at Mister C's Reading Challenge. We're not there yet.

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 1>We're at the kids basketball game. So the two younger ones,

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 1>baby Box two and three, are on the same team.

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>They play at one o'clock. Baby Box one plays at

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>one thirty separate gyms. So with the Vandy game for

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>mister Seas Reading Challenge starts at two thirty, so we

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be booking it. We gotta be moving fast, no, dilly,

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:36.520
<v Speaker 1>No doubtly. So we drop off Mom and baby Box

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 1>one at his game at twelve thirty, even though it's

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>not till one thirty, and we drive over to the

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>other gymnasium for the one o'clock showdown for the New

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Jersey Nets versus whoever we're playing. And we get there

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>and there's like ten minutes left in the game before ours.

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>So the boys are dribbling their basketball around the gym

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 1>and this guy gets up from the scores table sprints

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 1>across the gym. Hey, hey, no bouncing the basketballs What?

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>No bouncing basketball is in here? Last I looked, this

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 1>is a basketball court. It's too distracting for who the players?

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 1>You mean the four or five and six year olds

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>that are playing that don't even know we're in this gym. Yeah. No,

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>no bouncing the basketball is in the gym. I'm never

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 1>having kids. See, I would never run into this. I said, oh, hey, guys, sorry,

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I know you're about to play a basketball game, but

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>you're not allowed to bounce the basketballs in the basketball gym. Sorry,

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that went overwhell yeah, that lasted about thirty seconds.

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Dude got back to the table and kids, what do

0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>they do? They forget things, they forget their mind gets distracted.

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:13.719
<v Speaker 1>They start leaking, They start doing bounce passes back and forth.

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 1>And he stands up at the scores.

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, old man River.

0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm thinking, oh, great, here he comes. He's gonna

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>sprint across. Instead, he stands up and he gives the

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:32.120
<v Speaker 1>throat slash. No, no, no no. I taped the kids. Hey, guys,

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 1>you gotta quit, you gotta quit, and they quit, and

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, wow, who knew dribbling basketballs in

0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 1>a gym.

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:45.479
<v Speaker 2>Will distract other people? Dribbling the basketball.

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Correct, really just gonna screw with everybody?

0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Cool?

0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>All right, no problem. We have the game and we

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 1>get our first win of the season. Baby box two,

0:33:57.960 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Baby box two with four baskets? What is he?

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Peterson?

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh? And he he did get tackled three times breakaways.

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 1>He was going for the.

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Hoop and sounds like Piston's hornets the other night.

0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:13.400
<v Speaker 1>And kids were just tackling from behind. They didn't another

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:15.959
<v Speaker 1>team they were They thought they were on the grid iron.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 1>They were getting ready for Super Bowl Sunday. They didn't

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.480
<v Speaker 1>know what they were doing. They were pretty physical, but

0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>we won the game. So then we immediately get the

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 1>car drive over to the other gymnasium.

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 2>That was the purpose of dropping them off thirty minutes

0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:28.759
<v Speaker 2>before the game.

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that way we could get over there before their

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>game ended. So right when they're done, they can hop

0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:36.160
<v Speaker 1>in the car and we can book it to mister

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Reading Challenge. So we get in the car and we

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:47.320
<v Speaker 1>er baby Box one lost the game. That's a mute

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:52.279
<v Speaker 1>mute point. It doesn't really matter, and we're driving. Was

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 1>your your game of Vandy? Uh, mister C's Reading Challenge

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:57.160
<v Speaker 1>was at Vandy. Get ready.

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:00.239
<v Speaker 2>They ask you for your COVID card every time when

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Justin goes there.

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:05.279
<v Speaker 1>And so the game starts at two point thirty. We

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:09.319
<v Speaker 1>get in the car at two to oh eight. Now,

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:12.040
<v Speaker 1>my guys, we gotta go. We have got to move.

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>No Delhi, no Dally. So we're you know, we'erving and

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:21.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, we took ways because we wanted to see

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>if there was any back way. We didn't want to

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 1>hit traffic. I mean, yeah, it's only Nashville. You did

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 1>know every back road, but yeah, but you don't know

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 1>which way the traffic is gonna be coming for the

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.760
<v Speaker 1>big game Vandy versus Oklahoma.

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.959
<v Speaker 2>Ray, we tried to make it through the Sorority row,

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:40.399
<v Speaker 2>quite the shortcut I found. Yeah, ladies, love what you're

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 2>doing for the campus.

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 1>So mister C's Reading Challenge had already promised me free tickets,

0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 1>free tickets for my kids reading three hundred minutes in

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 1>the month of January, and ended up there were no

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 1>free tickets and we paid one hundred and sixty dollars. Okay, cool.

0:35:56.080 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>So we're one hundred and sixty dollars in and we

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.160
<v Speaker 1>hadn't even got there yet, and we pull up to

0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the parking garage and it says forty dollars to park,

0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:15.279
<v Speaker 1>forty dollars to park for a Vandy basketball game. M hmm,

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>my god. And I'm like, well, now we're two hundred

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:25.680
<v Speaker 1>in and we haven't stepped foot in the arena.

0:36:26.560 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's we're gonna They're gonna get you. It's called fleecing. Oh.

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 1>And I pull up and I roll down the window.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>The lady's like, that'll be forty dollars and she go,

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:42.320
<v Speaker 1>I go discount for future students genius. And this was

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>her reaction, that'll be forty dollars, blows right through it.

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, cool, handle the credit card, she taps it.

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 1>You should have thrown Justin's name out there. And she said,

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 1>all right, feel free to park anywhere.

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:58.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he was dishonorably discharged.

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>She said feel free to park anywhere. I said, oh,

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:08.720
<v Speaker 1>here's good. I put it in park, literally at the entrance,

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:12.240
<v Speaker 1>literally at the entrance, literally did not move an inch.

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>And I throw it in bark and I started to unbuckle.

0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:20.399
<v Speaker 1>And this is her reaction. You can go in, sir.

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 1>You didn't even pull in. I didn't even pull in.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even pull in. See to me, that is hilarious, dude.

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:33.960
<v Speaker 1>She was really ready to kill you. Oh she was

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 1>ready to kill me. I mean, my one joke doesn't land.

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 2>So you hit her with here's good, you better laugh

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:41.120
<v Speaker 2>next time.

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 1>She just tells me you can go in. You stop

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:51.319
<v Speaker 1>in line in park. I did not put it in park.

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I literally put it in park in the seatbelt off.

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>And she was not having any of my jokes. Doesn't

0:37:57.200 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 1>enjoy my humor. I'm like, all right, cool, that's cool,

0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:03.320
<v Speaker 1>all right, so we go. We're going up the garage.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Find a parking spot on the fourth level, right next

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 1>to the elevator. Get down, get over to the stadium.

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>There's it's cold as all get out, and we get there.

0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 1>We walk in and the guys like, you know where

0:38:16.200 --> 0:38:20.320
<v Speaker 1>you're going, and me being cocky, old Cockerson, you're still

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 1>cocking it. Hell yeah, I go, oh yeah, we just

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>go here to the right and we go up. So

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 1>we go to the right, go up. Our seats are

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:30.440
<v Speaker 1>on the other side the stadium.

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, oh man, you should have told me you

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:35.919
<v Speaker 2>were a doctor. I thought that's shir what you're gonna

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:36.359
<v Speaker 2>hit me with.

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Ah man, So we gotta go back down. I'm a

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:42.560
<v Speaker 1>doctor here you're wearing a ratted sweatshirt. After walking up

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>to the third floor of this freaking arena. A lot

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>of stairs. Gotta go back down, and then we gotta

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:51.160
<v Speaker 1>go around the stadium. Then the kids are hungry, so

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm all right, let's get some food.

0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:55.799
<v Speaker 2>And that stadium's tight when you're trying to move in

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:56.280
<v Speaker 2>and around.

0:38:56.360 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not a very it's very narrow, narrow, always

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people, like.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:05.240
<v Speaker 2>A mouse trap for adults. Yes, you get trapped in there.

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>And then I know Ray in the bathroom.

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:11.000
<v Speaker 1>We can hear it in quarter the opening tip off happening,

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:15.359
<v Speaker 1>and we're still not to our seats. Is it a trough, No,

0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 1>they had an individual jurnal. But it is tight. It

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 1>is tight. They are there, they are They get them

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>all the way. Like people coming out of the stalls

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:24.560
<v Speaker 1>are hitting you with the door as you're at the urinal.

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>What you're working with? Mark? Oh hey, Joe, Oh god,

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the dang door hit me in the back. Man, it's

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 1>pete all in my hand. It's really annoying. But they

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:35.840
<v Speaker 1>like it. It's like a cool stadium. It is pretty.

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:38.439
<v Speaker 1>There's not a bad seat. Those your trunk hang low,

0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 1>does it? Wabble floor doesn't wash your hands? Boys? And

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 1>so then the boys are hungry. So then I go

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:48.359
<v Speaker 1>up to the registrano. I'm like, all right, I need

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 1>an order of two orders of chicken tenders. I need

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:54.719
<v Speaker 1>a hot dog, I need a pretzel. Oh I'm sorry, sir,

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.520
<v Speaker 1>we don't have any tenders at this station. You have

0:39:57.600 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>to go right over there.

0:39:58.800 --> 0:39:59.760
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get the tend's.

0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 1>But it says Tendy's on your menu right there. Yeah, yeah,

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:04.279
<v Speaker 1>but we're not. We don't have them at this You

0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>got to go over there to order the Tendys.

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:07.640
<v Speaker 2>You're not authorized to sell them.

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. So I just waited in line for

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Tendy's and you guys don't have Tendy's. This is great.

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 1>So we turn around and we walk across. I need

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:21.160
<v Speaker 1>two baskets Attendy's. It's amazing. A hot dog six seven bucks,

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Tendy's fourteen dollars. What three Tendy's and some potato chips

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:29.880
<v Speaker 1>fourteen freaking dollars, high demand premium meat. And then we

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:32.360
<v Speaker 1>got to get water because the kids haven't drink at anything,

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:36.920
<v Speaker 1>so four bottles of water, so that'd be fifty eight dollars.

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:41.239
<v Speaker 1>So now we are two hundred and fifty eight dollars

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 1>into this freaking event that was supposed to be free.

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>We always had a rule waters only. Pops was never

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.680
<v Speaker 2>getting us stuff.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, Well we hadn't eat and lunch, and

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 1>they just had basketball games were they were hungry.

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.359
<v Speaker 2>Dad would get one lemonade and you can refill it

0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 2>in the water fountain and the lemonade sugar will still

0:40:58.120 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 2>be in there.

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 1>So it makes about three cups oh, and so I'm

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.439
<v Speaker 1>just like, god, dang, this is this is the worst

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:05.760
<v Speaker 1>game of my life. Like, we spent so much freaking

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>money to go to this Mister Sas Reading challenge, and

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 1>then we're at the top of the top. Man, we

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:15.279
<v Speaker 1>are way up there in the arena. We get to

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the seats. Finally we get there. We sit down baby

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 1>box three. I got a poo poo. Okay, seriously, we

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>just got here. We just got here. And here's the

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 1>cool thing about this arena. When you go up to

0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 1>the third floor, there are no bathrooms up there, so

0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.160
<v Speaker 1>you gotta go down to the second floor. And you

0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>know the cool thing about this arena wood No, I

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:41.759
<v Speaker 1>was twelve rows up. You know the cool thing about

0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 1>this arena is there are no bathrooms on the second floor,

0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:47.480
<v Speaker 1>so you gotta go down all the way down to

0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 1>the first floor to go to the bathroom. So after

0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 1>climbing all those stairs, you gotta go back down and

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:55.200
<v Speaker 1>then back. I mean, awesome.

0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:57.040
<v Speaker 2>You know what our flaw was when me and Justin

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.759
<v Speaker 2>went what we sat seats for perverd We sat in

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:04.959
<v Speaker 2>somebody else's seats. We sat in the band section. Oh yeah,

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 2>these are ours? Uh No, they're not. That's where the

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 2>band sits. You got us. They were perfect seats, though,

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:19.760
<v Speaker 2>justin of all the seats we picked, where the freaking

0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 2>band sits.

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you idiot one of the kids, as you pick

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:29.520
<v Speaker 1>one of the thirty seats, are there? All right? Yeah,

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>we're lying, all right? Those aren't your seats? Yeah they are,

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 1>that's where the team sits. I was wondering why there

0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.200
<v Speaker 1>was a pad. Pretty comfy, those are good. I was

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:40.560
<v Speaker 1>wondering why there was a white board. I thought I

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.080
<v Speaker 1>was writing messages. I wonder why my seat was sponsored.

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I get it. Let's go stack owls. So my wife

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:49.960
<v Speaker 1>takes them down to the bathrooms. I was like, I

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.080
<v Speaker 1>ain't going. My name's Benn, and I'm not in it.

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:54.120
<v Speaker 1>And so we sit there and we start the game,

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.399
<v Speaker 1>and of course we're by none of the kids at

0:42:57.440 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the school because we had to buy our So wherever

0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:05.319
<v Speaker 1>the free seats were for mister C's reading challenge, they

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:08.439
<v Speaker 1>weren't near us. Jeez. And let me tell you, they're

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>just benches, so there's no back, so you're just sitting there,

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:14.280
<v Speaker 1>and as you get older, you want backs on your seat. Guys.

0:43:14.320 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you it's just more comfortable. And let

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:21.960
<v Speaker 1>me tell you, these kids are exhausted. They are laying

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:25.360
<v Speaker 1>on the benches, they're laying on the bleachers, they're laying

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>in your lap, and Vanderbilt is proceeding to get their

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:36.760
<v Speaker 1>butts kicked. Really, they were getting stomped. Three for Oklahoma,

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.720
<v Speaker 1>three for Oklahoma, three for Oklahoma. It was like twenty

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:45.320
<v Speaker 1>four to six right out the gate. That's rare, They're good.

0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 1>It was so ugly. Then here comes Vandy. They make

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:54.120
<v Speaker 1>a run, get it to twenty four seventeen. Then they

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>go on a run and I think it happened was

0:43:56.320 --> 0:44:00.080
<v Speaker 1>forty one twenty seven or something like that Oklahoma. And

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:03.800
<v Speaker 1>we're like, wow, all right, cool. Then they're doing pictures

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 1>on the jumbo tron, like, oh and scan this QR

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 1>code and you can send us your picture. You brought

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>it all the way back around. And what shocking is

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 1>oh I thought you.

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Said started the third quarter or no, okay, sorry guys,

0:44:19.760 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't the end of the pod.

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 1>There's baby boxes teacher on the jumbo troll.

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:30.919
<v Speaker 1>He's like, Dad, she's here. Can we go look for.

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not looking for your teacher.

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:38.440
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean Williams. You mean out of these

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.400
<v Speaker 1>this whole arena. You want me to walk around and

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 1>look for your teacher, and then, yes, what happens when

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:46.560
<v Speaker 1>we find your teacher. We have the world's most awkward

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:49.480
<v Speaker 1>conversation because I know once we find your teacher, you're

0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:56.719
<v Speaker 1>just gonna be like clam clam. So halftime boy. So

0:44:57.000 --> 0:44:58.759
<v Speaker 1>he's like, Dad, we gotta we gotta do that. We

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 1>gotta put our picture up there. All right, I'll bite,

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll bite, I'll fall for it. I won't take a selfie.

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 1>So everybody gathers in boom selfie. All right, cool, and

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I send it that way and he's like, it's halftime.

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:15.919
<v Speaker 1>So let's go to the bathroom and on our way down,

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 1>guess what second level he walks in and looks at

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 1>all the sections. All right, Dad, I don't see her

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 1>in here. We get down the first floor. He goes in,

0:45:24.800 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 1>looks at all the sections, Dad, I don't see her.

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Walk by the concessions. He's like, Dad, I don't see

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 1>my teacher.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 2>You'll see her Monday.

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, He's like, where do you think she is?

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Was like, I don't know, Bud, I don't know. So

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:40.320
<v Speaker 1>we go in and go to the bathroom. He's like,

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>should we walk around and look for I'm like, no,

0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>we shouldn't. We should go back to our seat because

0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:45.840
<v Speaker 1>the second half is going to start.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Finally you're being a parent.

0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 1>But he's like, before we go, Dad walks in the

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>first level, looks again, doesn't find her. We get to

0:45:55.239 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>the second level. He walks in there, looks around. I

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 1>don't see her. Dad go up to the third level.

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>He's looking around. He goes, I don't think she's sitting

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 1>up here with us.

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Dad.

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 1>So we sit back down and it's the start of

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:11.400
<v Speaker 1>the second half, and I'll tell you all about it.

0:46:11.480 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Right after this second half, more of the same, Vandy

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 1>getting smoked, Vandy getting crushed. And then they had a

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>promotion that was the most ridiculous promotion I've ever seen.

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Give us your kid, no, usually if you put it

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:37.799
<v Speaker 1>the length of the court and you make it in

0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 1>that little hole, yeah, you get like free scholarship for

0:46:40.960 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 1>a year, a free car.

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Agreed.

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>And they pull it out and they're like, if you

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>get it in that little hole, youet Justin's old job.

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 1>You get a five hundred dollars certificate to where and

0:46:54.760 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this dude is gonna put the ball the

0:46:57.920 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>length of the court and put it a little hole,

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna give him five hundred dollars.

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Please tell me it's for the restaurant you guys went

0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:07.839
<v Speaker 2>to to get Sea her Chin.

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:10.400
<v Speaker 1>No Ray, that wud have been a hell of a

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 1>story if they would have told me for five hundred dollars,

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I gotta hit it, though, I would have swung it

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:15.720
<v Speaker 1>like a driver.

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean maybe if it's like Larry Flynn's Stripper Club.

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I just found that ridiculous. But anyway, more, the

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:25.319
<v Speaker 1>second half just absolutely a butt kicking. And every time

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:29.400
<v Speaker 1>out they're showing pictures on the jumbo tron and they

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:32.360
<v Speaker 1>ain't showing ours, and my kids feelings are starting to

0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>get hurt. And as we I forgot when we were

0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:40.719
<v Speaker 1>walking in guess who we saw bones mister C, the

0:47:40.920 --> 0:47:44.760
<v Speaker 1>scam artist. Yeah, and he was walking down the hall

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:48.320
<v Speaker 1>and the kids were like, Dad, that's mister C. I'm like, hey,

0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>you owe me a couple dollars.

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Mister C.

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:52.879
<v Speaker 1>That's when I shoved him against the wall. Said, hey,

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:56.000
<v Speaker 1>you said there was me free tickets, Now give me

0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:58.960
<v Speaker 1>your pocket book. But I was like, yeah, that's mister C.

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 1>The one that problems was free tickets for mister C

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:06.040
<v Speaker 1>reading challenge. There was nothing free. What was he wearing?

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Snake oil and a briefcase? Yeah he was. He looked

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 1>very shady. Let me tell you you got my money there.

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:16.720
<v Speaker 1>See he was writing checks. That is at mouth good gash.

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that. Man. Was it one of those

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:22.640
<v Speaker 1>crypto kids? Man? So anyway, it is a blowout. The

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:25.280
<v Speaker 1>kids look like they're about to fall asleep on the benches.

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:26.600
<v Speaker 2>And I was gonna say, you don't need to tell

0:48:26.640 --> 0:48:28.640
<v Speaker 2>us the score. Somebody can look up the score. Guys.

0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:30.000
<v Speaker 2>The game happened like a week ago.

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 1>We're now by like eighteen with like eight minutes to go,

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, hey, you guys want to leave? Well

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:35.879
<v Speaker 1>cut to the chase.

0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:36.399
<v Speaker 2>Did they win?

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you guys ready to go? Like, why

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:39.440
<v Speaker 1>don't we go?

0:48:39.480 --> 0:48:40.359
<v Speaker 2>Because Andy win?

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Because we had a birthday party. We were going that night,

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:45.840
<v Speaker 1>the wife and I at five thirty and I'm like,

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:47.680
<v Speaker 1>this game is a blowout, let's go ahead and go.

0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 1>You guys look dead. There's you're not even interested in

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:53.280
<v Speaker 1>the game. Work no, dad, Dad, I earned these tickets

0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I think we should stay t the end.

0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Did they win?

0:48:55.880 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm trying. I was like, you know, I have

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.040
<v Speaker 1>a friend named Ray. He has a theory ALI always

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:04.520
<v Speaker 1>leave early so we can beat the traffic. Your kids

0:49:04.600 --> 0:49:07.399
<v Speaker 1>knew about it, and they're like, no, dabt, I want

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 1>to stay. And I'm like, oh my gosh, this is

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:12.959
<v Speaker 1>so boring. It is so miserable. Five minutes left, they're

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 1>down fifteen points and the nicking a. The kids are

0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 1>falling asleep, and I'm like, guys, let's just go. Let's

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 1>just go. No, I don't well, okay, I don't want tears.

0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want tears.

0:49:25.680 --> 0:49:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Please tell me Vandy made a run.

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't want tears. Wife takes one of the kids

0:49:31.200 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom. Middle kid to the bathroom. She goes,

0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>She texted me, She goes, should we just leave? Everybody's leaving?

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we just leave? Tell the boys we're leaving.

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 1>It's like four minutes, thirty seconds to go, down thirteen

0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:43.640
<v Speaker 1>fourteen points. I say, hey, boys, we're gonna leave. Mom's

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:46.719
<v Speaker 1>ready to go. Dad, the game's not over yet. We

0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>don't we can't leave yet, I text, I said, even

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 1>though they're about to fall asleep. They look very uninterested.

0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:57.239
<v Speaker 1>They're refusing to budge from their seats. Tell him to

0:49:57.280 --> 0:50:00.480
<v Speaker 1>sound the buzzer and I'll come back up, and I

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.080
<v Speaker 1>mean it clears out, and don't worry. They're still not

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.320
<v Speaker 1>showing our picture on the jumboch on that I submitted

0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>to this little QR code, and that is making my

0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 1>kids upset.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 2>They need to do it for the parents where they

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>put zeros on the scoreboard just for a minute so

0:50:14.120 --> 0:50:15.920
<v Speaker 2>parents can usher their kids out.

0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:18.319
<v Speaker 1>And with two minutes left, there may be fifty five

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:23.440
<v Speaker 1>people in that arena, and Vandy drains a three. Then

0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:27.440
<v Speaker 1>they get a steal and they drain a three, and

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:29.480
<v Speaker 1>now we're down to a minute twenty seconds led, and

0:50:29.520 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>we're down by eleven, and we start fouling. I'm like,

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:36.480
<v Speaker 1>what the hell are we doing? We are just delaying

0:50:36.520 --> 0:50:39.839
<v Speaker 1>this game. Can we please? It is now four forty eight.

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:43.440
<v Speaker 1>We're supposed to pick up the babysitter at five point fifteen.

0:50:44.320 --> 0:50:46.200
<v Speaker 1>We're supposed to be at the birthday party at five

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:49.920
<v Speaker 1>point thirty. We're supposed to make an app. Everybody's supposed

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.239
<v Speaker 1>to bring an app for the birthday party. That's the

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:55.319
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be like a pot luck app dinner. Bring

0:50:55.440 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 1>sea or chin, It'll change your life. Approach this, hey, Sarah,

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:03.799
<v Speaker 1>trying to approach this, and Oklahoma goes down, makes one

0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:07.080
<v Speaker 1>of two free throws. Here comes Vandy. They drain a three,

0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 1>down eight, Oh freak yeah, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 1>now the boys are up. Now the boys are up.

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh look our pictures on the jumbbotron. Oh our picture

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.160
<v Speaker 1>still not on the JumboTron. Man, still not on the

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:26.400
<v Speaker 1>jumbo tron. But I'm telling you, they start screaming and

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:30.400
<v Speaker 1>when they're shooting free throws, miss it. Oklahoma miss is

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 1>two free throws.

0:51:31.400 --> 0:51:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought I heard them on Sports Center.

0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Bandy hits a three. We're down five with thirty eight

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>seconds to go, Are you freaking kidding me? Go doors,

0:51:42.520 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 1>and we foul. They make one of two, so we're

0:51:44.760 --> 0:51:49.200
<v Speaker 1>down six. Come down, make a three and a foul.

0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>It's gotta be that little kid. He is lights out.

0:51:52.000 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>We made a three and we're fouled. We go to

0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 1>the line, make it four point play. We're down two

0:51:56.719 --> 0:52:01.799
<v Speaker 1>with how much left? Twenty seven seconds? Yeah, let's go,

0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 1>and then it gets crazy like we foul. They make

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:10.319
<v Speaker 1>a free throw. We come down, we miss, and it

0:52:10.360 --> 0:52:12.840
<v Speaker 1>goes out of bounds. So they're trying to inbound the

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 1>ball and they just throw it straight out of bounds.

0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:16.799
<v Speaker 1>They don't. They never get it, like no one. And

0:52:16.840 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 1>then we turn it over on the inbounds and then

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:23.000
<v Speaker 1>we get it to within two. Then it's within three,

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:27.279
<v Speaker 1>and then we come down with a chance to tie

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 1>the game down three. We miss, they get it, we

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 1>found them. They make both free throws. We make it three.

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:35.719
<v Speaker 1>At the end, we lose by one. Ah, we lose

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:43.959
<v Speaker 1>by one. Freaking kidd me, no but me harassing my kid,

0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:48.279
<v Speaker 1>saying we should leave early. And it turns out the

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 1>game actually got pretty good. He was screaming his head off,

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 1>he was going crazy. He was red in the face,

0:52:57.760 --> 0:53:00.759
<v Speaker 1>and I felt bad telling them we should leave early.

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:15.479
<v Speaker 1>They're saying, let's go babie later. Look at them, dude,

0:53:15.480 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 1>he's red in the face. There's no one there. Oh yeah,

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 1>good call. Oh man. And we lost by one, all right, man,

0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 1>hell of a story. I think we all lost by

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:32.000
<v Speaker 1>one there. Yeah, we lost two hundred and fifty six dollars.

0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:35.279
<v Speaker 2>We've approached the end and it was time to go.

0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Home, man, Time to go home. Thanks a lot, mister

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Cees reading challenge. There was nothing free about the day.

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:50.160
<v Speaker 1>There was absolutely nothing free about it. Well he's heading

0:53:50.160 --> 0:53:53.440
<v Speaker 1>off to another campus. Well, we did get free orange

0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:55.480
<v Speaker 1>or gold palm palms that the kids shook.

0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Those were for the girls.

0:53:57.640 --> 0:53:59.839
<v Speaker 1>And then they wore they acted like there was their hair,

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:04.520
<v Speaker 1>and then they were doing it like it was my hair,

0:54:04.560 --> 0:54:05.799
<v Speaker 1>and then it was my wife's hair.

0:54:06.120 --> 0:54:07.800
<v Speaker 2>And then don't do that to your dad.

0:54:07.880 --> 0:54:10.399
<v Speaker 1>They were covering their face with it and saying, dad, Dad,

0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:12.839
<v Speaker 1>where'd I go? Did you lose me? And then they went, oh,

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:17.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm still here. So we did that a lot. Yeah,

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:18.919
<v Speaker 1>and then we went to the and then we brought

0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the pomp poms home with us. The next day we

0:54:21.600 --> 0:54:24.120
<v Speaker 1>had to go to the grocery store and they ended

0:54:24.200 --> 0:54:28.040
<v Speaker 1>up pushing little kids carts around, so they had brought

0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the pomp poms in the store with them. Then I

0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:31.200
<v Speaker 1>had to carry them. So I did it like I

0:54:31.239 --> 0:54:35.279
<v Speaker 1>was directing planes through the airport, and we were doing

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 1>that through the grocery store. This way, this way, this way.

0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Just follow the pump poms. You got to bring those

0:54:41.320 --> 0:54:41.839
<v Speaker 1>of the big show.

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 2>That'd be funny. Direct people in the studio.

0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey this way, Amy, Amy, come here, feeling things.

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<v Speaker 1>Come here, feeling yourself, feeling yourself. Take it personally, Take

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<v Speaker 1>it personally.

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<v Speaker 2>Construction workers, you help them out with traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man? Yeah, what a weekend. Man. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get to tell you about the birthday party. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about that on Friday, maybe if you can carry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm as tired as your kids right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, let's go home. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna leave a minute early.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully that was all right. Change your life, didn't it