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Speaker 1: Thank you for turning on my microphone. I appreciate. How's

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Speaker 2: Just feel a little naked, just trying to do the

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Speaker 2: video and the audio at the same time, just making

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Speaker 2: when it worked.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it looks great. You're going no

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Speaker 1: headphones again. You're back to this no headphones game that

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Speaker 1: drives me nuts. You're starting to remind me of Darren Peterson. Ah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring my headphones in the studio and then

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Speaker 1: not wear them. I'm gonna warm up pre game, but

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Speaker 1: then I'm not gonna play. But Kansas didn't freaking need them.

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Speaker 1: We took down number one Arizona. I didn't get to

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Speaker 1: watch it, so I don't have much to say, but

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Speaker 1: rock chock jack hot. At the end of the year,

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Speaker 1: I was ready to jump off the ship. I thought

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Speaker 1: Bill self has lost it, but he has put this

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Speaker 1: corps together and we are starting to march our way

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Speaker 1: to the madness call. Then c Doble a tournament and

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Speaker 1: we are hotter. Then a fire cracker, whoa pause.

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Speaker 2: What I did want to say is, you're Peterson guy,

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Speaker 2: with this load management, It's got to stop.

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Speaker 1: You've got to stop with your arms inside your shirt.

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Speaker 1: Can't do it, won't do it? Like you look like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that joke where you used to put

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Speaker 1: with someone. Do you remember that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: remember that joke. That was funny.

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Speaker 2: You remember when the guys would snap the girl's bras.

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Speaker 1: I do remember that.

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Speaker 2: I never could, oh never not wanted to get in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember when you would uh get with someone

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Speaker 1: mouth like you're making out, and people whoa with a dude? No,

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Speaker 1: you know, Jim I mere, Hey, Marco, come here.

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Speaker 2: We just faked them. Now they all think we kiss.

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Speaker 2: Ain't funny.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's not what I was talking about. But

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Speaker 1: my kids are on the one of hey, spell I cup,

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Speaker 1: I seeup? Oh oh you said, I see you pere.

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Speaker 1: That's the new one. I mean it was, hey, there's

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Speaker 2: Underwear?

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Speaker 1: Oh you said underwear. That's what I'm saying. That was

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Speaker 1: that was earlier this week and late last week, and

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Speaker 1: now it has shifted to hey, do you know how

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Speaker 1: to spell I? Cup? Boom got them?

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Speaker 2: So it's in the in the halls at schools where

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Speaker 2: they're hearing this, and then they're bringing it to the house.

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Speaker 1: Bringing it to the house. Also, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: I'm lunch box?

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Speaker 1: No, what's your name? Gibbles? No, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: Dad? No?

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Speaker 1: Your name? What's your name? Ray? What's this?

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Speaker 2: Knows?

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Speaker 1: What am I holding? Book? What am I holding?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Ray knows nothing? Haa. We do that all day long.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad it's evolved from six to seven, Hey, four

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Ray? What's the color of the sky? Mm?

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Speaker 2: Nashville gray?

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Speaker 1: Now? Now, what's the color of the sky blue? What's

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Speaker 1: the opposite of down?

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Speaker 2: Not finishing it?

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Speaker 1: Pause? No? No, what's the opposite of down?

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Speaker 2: Blue? Job?

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Speaker 1: What's the opposite of down? Up? Ray? Blue?

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Speaker 1: Okay, we do that, non freaking stop, non freaking stop.

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Speaker 2: Does the wife play along?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes she gets annoyed? Yeah, it was fun once, Oh dude.

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Speaker 1: And then if one kid does it, guess what, the

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Speaker 1: I mean the one is four or five and seven.

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Speaker 1: They all know how to talk, right, I'm learning Spanish now.

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Speaker 1: They just brought no NonStop.

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Speaker 2: No idea where they get it from? God unfollowed. The

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Speaker 2: I don't know, and I said, Dorothy, sorry to see

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Speaker 1: That's a good way to respond to our sword loser's nation.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she was like, wow, we actually responded.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I won't unfollow that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's pretty cool. Yeah. So yeah, that's what's going

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Speaker 1: and over and over again. It's just all day long.

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Speaker 1: But I have so much to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Well, and I wanted to thank you. So it's what

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Speaker 2: it's on the menu.

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Speaker 1: What's on the menu.

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Speaker 2: I would like to thank you for something. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: have got so much to talk to us about.

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Speaker 1: Oh crap, I forgot to bring Morgan her bag I'm

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Speaker 2: So there's a menu. We are loaded. This is a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, would you like to, you know, like say thank

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Speaker 1: you to me? I don't know what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: a tease, so that's just what's it? What it's on

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Speaker 2: We don't have to eat it all right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean is it an appetizer? Is it a main course?

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Speaker 1: Is it a dessert? What is it?

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Speaker 2: Probably an app Okay, we could intro the show and

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Speaker 2: then jump to it.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I'll take a water, a coke and whatever.

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Speaker 2: You want to thank me for.

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Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna do it live. Oh the one

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Speaker 1: two dude, sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 2: It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: They're probably defrosting now that it's seventy degrees. Justin needs

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Speaker 2: on New Beginnings Avenue in Michigan. That's it over to you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So I this is very simple. I didn't even think

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Speaker 2: wanted to say for being accommodating. I told you I

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Speaker 1: I totally understand.

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Speaker 2: And I said, hey, can we do a little moving

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Speaker 1: Can can you explain to me what is wrong with

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Speaker 2: It's just balding. So it's like it rubs against the

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Speaker 2: Uh is it just.

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Speaker 1: Gonna blow on the interstate? Great? I just got blown.

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Speaker 1: But here's the problem. You have a huge tire on

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Speaker 1: the roof of your truck. No, that's just a rack.

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Speaker 1: There's not a tire up in there.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's just rack city. Is there a tire on

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Speaker 2: the bat Yeah, but doesn't match up with any the others.

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Speaker 1: You mean it doesn't match?

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Speaker 2: The other ones are like mud tires, And now that's

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Speaker 1: So how much you think in this tire is gonna cost?

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Speaker 2: I already got it. My guy hooked it up, four

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait you're getting You only have one bad tire,

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Speaker 2: The others are pretty worn too, But this one, for

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Speaker 2: whatever reason, whenever my baby hits the interstate, it goes

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Speaker 2: Until one day I looked at it. I said, boy,

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Speaker 2: that's missing tread. Oh whoa, that's a little bit of

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Speaker 2: an inner tube sticking out.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, that's a wire.

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Speaker 2: I've been driving Baldy on I sixty five eighty miles

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Speaker 1: That's not good because I always see those blown tires

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Speaker 2: So Okay, I'm actually glad you said that, because semis

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Speaker 2: So that actually answers my questions.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're not a semi. Though they have eighteen wheels,

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Speaker 1: they have plenty of spares. You are down to three

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Speaker 1: and you go, does it go straight axle or does

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Speaker 1: it slowly or does the whole thing just blop? No,

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Speaker 1: it's good, but I'm just saying it's so bare.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those basketballs we played with as a

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Speaker 2: kid that has no more tread on it. It's a

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Speaker 2: bare ball. There's no grip, it's no more ribbed.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I understand what you're saying. I am asking you,

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Speaker 1: But if your tire does blue on the interstate, does

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Speaker 1: off and say you'll have tire left, no big deal?

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Speaker 1: Or does it go straight to the axle? Finna find out.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go in

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Speaker 1: the interstate thirty miles an hour to work. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't want that. That is why I am here for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be in danger, and I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you're getting four new tires. Now? Are you getting

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Speaker 1: the big mud tires? You're just getting normal tires now.

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Speaker 2: I don't know my guy quoted me, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: asking questions.

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Speaker 1: If you're getting four for five. Yeah, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: you're not getting the mud tires.

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Speaker 2: Might be a hook up. I have no idea, but

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Speaker 2: all I know is I said, Bazer, this is actually

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Speaker 2: a code red. I need to take your vehicle. But

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Speaker 2: you were accommodating. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: You know what it used to be great when I

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Speaker 1: had a tire hookup. I had a tire hook up

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Speaker 1: for years when I was in college. My buddy David U,

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Speaker 1: he's out of El Paso, Texas, one of his fraternity brothers,

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Speaker 1: worked at a store that I think is no longer

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Speaker 1: what they say, Sears are for deers. So I would

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Speaker 1: He'd put four tires in the car. You drive off,

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Speaker 2: Because he was able. He knew where there's the excess tires.

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Speaker 1: So Josh worked a discount tire. I was so rudely

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Speaker 2: You hit me up before I left town. You go,

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Speaker 2: do you need tires? And I said, no, what are

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Speaker 1: I believe his name was Chad Smith, if that was correct.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I had tire hookups. Man, it was the

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Speaker 2: it's the American way. Am I gonna get it towed? No?

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Speaker 1: No, that would cost money.

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Speaker 2: Am I gonna drive on it with the potential of

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Speaker 1: Yes? Well, you really only have the potential of one

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Speaker 2: Right, But I'm saying if it blows and it blows

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Speaker 1: It's like that on a roll when you blow.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm you said semis, So now I think

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Speaker 2: like it's a bomb. This has been going through my head.

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Speaker 2: You're helping me actually understand this.

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Speaker 1: Please talk to me about what goes through your head.

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Speaker 2: So, if this tire was to explode, is it like

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Speaker 2: But I mean, oh man, I injured my foot. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think you have to worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need to go thirty. I would

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Speaker 2: But hey, that same car that you were offering tires

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ultimately you know the one that that was the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there is something about keeping old cars. We used

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool because, like I mean, chess Day's dad

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Speaker 2: He drove all over WHOA did the tire blow?

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Speaker 1: No, And I think he was trying to get it

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Speaker 1: Maybe I've made that mileage up. That could be just

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Speaker 2: Maybe might have been how many women he'd slept with,

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Speaker 1: Ray that number was significantly lower. They gotten a wreck

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Speaker 2: Dude. The thing that I'm not getting is you kept

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can still drive them, right, But I mean,

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Speaker 1: why not safe? Though?

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Speaker 2: I think that's what it is in retrospect. Should you

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Speaker 1: No? I should have, oh, because I mean, like I

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Speaker 1: I checked the rear view mirror. Rear view mirror was

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Speaker 2: Could you have gotten the check without handing over the car?

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Speaker 1: You can get like ten thousand dollars less than they

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Speaker 2: I would have done wreck car and got to fifteen

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it was safe to drive.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right. You got a family, my bad?

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Speaker 2: Seriously, that blown out tire, that's nothing to mess with.

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Speaker 1: I got a tire guy.

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Speaker 2: Dude, will you ask some of your tire people?

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Speaker 1: I will. If I could text Josh, I would.

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Speaker 2: Man the one wrong number guy say hey, well do

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Speaker 2: you got to google? What do you think can my

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Speaker 2: buddy drive on a bad tire? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Well, Josh used to work a discount tires, So that's

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Speaker 1: why I was hitting them up. I was wondering, could

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Speaker 2: All the technological advances, and they don't just kill our

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Speaker 2: I get text from her all the time. Hey you

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Speaker 1: That is strange, Like once that person gets rid of

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Speaker 2: It doesn't because I get it from all the time.

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Speaker 1: Huh, that is weird. But anyway, so this weekend man

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Speaker 1: I said, awesome. Told the wife, I said, we are

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Speaker 1: West End. No, not cookout now were we wanted a

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Speaker 2: Sometimes they'll come and get the trash off the table.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good, but they don't come and take your order.

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Speaker 1: So we walk into this place and I'm my heck yeah.

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Speaker 1: to need the address. Oh yeah, And she's like, we

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Speaker 1: little cup cheers we drink. Was she hot? She was

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Speaker 1: She's all right.

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Speaker 2: Male or female.

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Speaker 1: When it's a she, it's a female, okay. And so

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Speaker 1: waiter comes over and gives me this spiel about how

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00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,639
Speaker 1: everything works. There's this, there's that. You want to order this,

441
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,080
Speaker 1: you want to order that, you want to try this,

442
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 1: you want to try that that. That's how you get

443
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,320
Speaker 1: the most bang for your buck.

444
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,920
Speaker 2: QR code COVID times no, he and it is a

445
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,159
Speaker 2: real menu. Always got to love that. Oh you just

446
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,520
Speaker 2: pull out your phone in QR coded. I'm old school.

447
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,160
Speaker 1: Give me a menu.

448
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,919
Speaker 2: I want to touch it. I want to touch some grass.

449
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,160
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I would rather have a menu

450
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,639
Speaker 1: in my hands. QR code. Yeah, let me do. Let

451
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,440
Speaker 1: me what do I do? Put the flash flight on? Hey? Hey,

452
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,560
Speaker 1: like I get it during COVID times, Like you want

453
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,440
Speaker 1: to do the QR code. But now that we're back,

454
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,680
Speaker 1: let let's let's hand people the menu. I want to

455
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,359
Speaker 1: hold the menu.

456
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,600
Speaker 2: Not to take from your story, I refuse to if

457
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,120
Speaker 2: they don't give me the menu, baser, what should I get?

458
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,359
Speaker 2: I'm not pulling up on my she picks out my

459
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 2: food for me. Do you have an espresso martini? Give

460
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 2: me something close to that? Right right, I'm not going

461
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,919
Speaker 2: to key in my QR code. I don't do that. Uh.

462
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,000
Speaker 2: Do you guys have like a bread as an app?

463
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:12,199
Speaker 1: Oh?

464
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do that. Cool.

465
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't is it on the menu?

466
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't look at it. I'm not

467
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,680
Speaker 2: QR coding it. Just get me something.

468
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, we have a problem in this society

469
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,720
Speaker 1: about being on our phones too much. And then I'm

470
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,439
Speaker 1: at a restaurant and I'm supposed to conversate with the

471
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 1: people at the table, if it's my wife, if it's

472
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:32,360
Speaker 1: a group of friends, whatever it is, and you want

473
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 1: me to pull out my phone and look up your menu.

474
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 1: That's the exact opposite of what I want to do.

475
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: And it's not pulling up right away, it's it's loading.

476
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no reception man like you guys got Wi Fi? Like,

477
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 1: what's going on? Guys?

478
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 2: Got anything crazy? What's on the menu? You should just

479
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,400
Speaker 2: like tell us wait for it to load. A little bit.

480
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 1: Water on the menu, or got a QR code? Can?

481
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 1: Can I bor your phone? What I need to get

482
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 1: in the QR code? No, I'm the waiter. I don't

483
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 1: give a damn give your phone anyway. He starts going

484
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: over some of the stuff and he tells me, oh,

485
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 1: that right there, that will change your life. I'm like, really,

486
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 1: that item on your menu is going to change my life.

487
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 1: I know what it was. Go ahead, sex on the beach. No.

488
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I'll take some of that.

489
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 1: Give me some of that and he brings it out,

490
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 1: take a bite. My wife's like, what do you think?

491
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 1: I said? It's good. She goes, does it change your life?

492
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 2: Nope?

493
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: Now my life is still the same. I tasted something decent,

494
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: but my life is no way changed. It's not something

495
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: that it's gonna like six months for now. I'm gonna

496
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, remember when I had that

497
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 1: and it changed my life? No, I didn't. All right, cool,

498
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 1: so let me, you know, bring out some other items.

499
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: We eat and then Donny whipped cream. It is near

500
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. This one pasta comes out and it's like

501
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: a pesto pasta. Did you go to Italy? No? And

502
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: take a few bites, you know, I mean that's pretty good.

503
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: Comes back over, he's like, what do you think of

504
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 1: the pasta? Well? Who is this? Guys? I'm alli a

505
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: thank you? Get lost? This is no the way he

506
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: was talking, dude, would I killed the guy? Hey, you're

507
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: about to kill them? You're about to kill him?

508
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I threw it in my mouth and

509
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 2: ate it. What do you want? Give me another drink?

510
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: Barkeep and I'm like all right, you know whatever. Comes

511
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: over and I'm eating some of the pasta. You know,

512
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: it's pesto pasta kinda. He's like, what do you think?

513
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 1: And my wife and I are both like, it's pretty good,

514
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,959
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I like the you know,

515
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: the taste like has a little bit of taste of

516
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: walnut because they had some walnut in there or something.

517
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: And he goes, I know everybody you know can be

518
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: a little intimidated by it when they read it on

519
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:49,479
Speaker 1: the menu. But I gotta say, it's very approachable. This

520
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: guy serious, what are you michelin Man. I'm like, what

521
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: the hell do you mean approachable? I approached it like

522
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 1: I have approached, like I see this, I see this pasta,

523
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: And you think I'm gonna be intimidated. I'm not gonna

524
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: approach it. It's like it's too standoffish, like where you

525
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 1: are now free to approach the pasta. Yeah, it is approachable.

526
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 1: It has a The apasta has a very open mind.

527
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: It is very approachable. It's open to new people. The

528
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: apasta has approacheth my mouth hah, And I'm just like

529
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: And she walks away, and my wife listen to me.

530
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: She goes, don't don't. I'm like, what. She goes, You're

531
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: gonna make fun of him for saying approachable. And I said, absolutely,

532
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make fun of him for saying approachable. What

533
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: the hell does that mean? How is food approachable?

534
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: I no longer want the address.

535
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: You don't want the address. So then we eat, you know,

536
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: we finish up, and he's like, I'm just gonna drop

537
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 1: by the dessert menu. You know what I mean. There's

538
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: no pressure, there's no rush. I'm just gonna tell you

539
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: that we have this this, and then we have this

540
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 1: tearram asuit. And oh, if you say you don't like

541
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: Tara Massoux, this is totally different. It's made differently, and

542
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that Tira Masoux will change your life.

543
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need that address again. And once he said

544
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: I love Taramasou, Oh do you I'm back in.

545
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: I am not a Terra Masoux fan. But once he said,

546
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: your wife put me in the fridge. Once he said

547
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: that it was going to change my life. You know what,

548
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: I knew that I didn't need to order it because

549
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 1: I already had something on the menu earlier that he

550
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 1: said was going to change my life. And it didn't

551
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: change my life. So his life and my life are

552
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: completely different.

553
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: What was the first thing, the eggs? I totally didn't

554
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: even hear the first thing.

555
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: It was something called sea urchin. I don't even know

556
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: what that is.

557
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So sea urchin, pasta and Taramasoux. Those are the

558
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 2: only three things you guys got.

559
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: No, we got other things. But he didn't say they

560
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: would change my life. He didn't say that it was approachable.

561
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: These are the three notable items that he said were

562
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: going to change our perspective on the world. You ever

563
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: heard of pizza burgers? Yeah, we have, but we can

564
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: do that with the kids. You can't go to like

565
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: a sit down restaurant that has sea urchin. I don't

566
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 1: even know. And he told me, uh yeah, it's the

567
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: sea urchin that will change your life. And so he

568
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: walked away. So I looked at the menu. Dude, I

569
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: read it. I flipped it over. That's all. My wife said,

570
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't even see sea urchin on here. She looks

571
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: at it, flips it over, and she didn't see sea

572
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 1: urchin on there.

573
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: Off the menu pricing. That's why you gotta go to

574
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 2: my spot cookout. Bro.

575
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: No, hey, you guys are hey, man.

576
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: What's up. I'll get you out right now. Yeah, just

577
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 2: come on front.

578
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

579
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: I love that place.

580
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, just be a second one, all right, man,

581
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: Well that's not how this guy talks.

582
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, put some chili. Oh you want me put some

583
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: chili on top of that? Yeah, just do like the

584
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: dog and then the chili dog.

585
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: And then he says, yeah, man, yeah, there's this chili dog.

586
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: It's real approachable. Ah.

587
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 2: He doesn't hit you with that. He just goes, you

588
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: can approach the drive through. Man' at you that right now?

589
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: And then no, it's about to get it's you. It's

590
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: about to hit the fan.

591
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 2: They talk like that because it's like two am, and

592
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 2: they literally hate every drunk person in that line.

593
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: Oh for for sure. So I know I'm not ordering

594
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: the terra masou because that ain't gonna change my life,

595
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: just like the sea urchin. But anyway, when he came back,

596
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, I gotta be honest with you.

597
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: I don't even see sea urchin on your menu. And

598
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: he goes, oh no, no, it's over here. It's called unie. Man. Well,

599
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: then why didn't you tell me that unie would change

600
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: my life? Why did you say sea orch He goes,

601
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: it's just another term for it.

602
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 2: We call it unie because it makes you go ooh me,

603
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 2: So get the hell away from my wife, sir.

604
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: We order a piece of cheesecake. Cool. Eat The cheesecake

605
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: is fine, nothing great, nothing amazing. Thought the terra Masou. No, No,

606
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 1: he wanted me to because it was going to change

607
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: my life. That's two items on one menu that's going

608
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: to change my life. I already had the first, didn't

609
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: change my life, No need to try the second. His

610
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: taste bud They're obviously different than my taste buds. And

611
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna check his taste buds out once again.

612
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: I already did it once, not doing it twice. It

613
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: sounds like the.

614
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: Type of guy that's coming around to your table and

615
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 2: he's giving your wife a massage as he's talking to you.

616
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: He might have I don't know. It was dark, dark,

617
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: dimly lit, dimly lit. For sure, there was a candle.

618
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: There was a candle, And so I'm like, all right,

619
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: you know what, hey put your sea arch in a

620
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: way we ate the chase gate right, all right, man,

621
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: we'll take the bill. Thank you. Brings it over and

622
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm just gonna leave this right here. There's

623
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: no rush, there's no hurry. I appreciate the time you

624
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: guys gave me tonight, he goes, and I gotta be honest,

625
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: you guys killed it.

626
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: Is this the most polite guy in America?

627
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's about to get better. You're complimenting me.

628
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: He was like, you guys, killed it. You know you

629
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: I brought different foods. You guys were open.

630
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 2: Minded and whoa pause? What do you mean open mind?

631
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: He trying to hook up my wife?

632
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: Unpaused, and I'm like, okay, he's like And I just

633
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: got to say, you guys were my first table tonight

634
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: and you guys were incredible. You guys have set the

635
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: tone for a magnificent evening for me. Thank you for

636
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: bringing that kind of energy. Oh my gosh, please shut up.

637
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: Please tell this guy to shut up. And I'm like,

638
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm never coming back here again. How did you even

639
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: deal with that? Oh? Hey, dude, I couldn't.

640
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: I couldn't have went a straight face, especially after a

641
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: drake got to be like is this guy serious?

642
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: I thought he was just I was like, is this

643
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: for real? And like there was one time? There was

644
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: one time? Right, he brings us out this one appetizer

645
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: or something I don't know, and he puts this the

646
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: silverware out there, puts a knife out there, and then

647
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: he comes back when we're done, and I never even

648
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: touched the knife, and he cleared the table, picked up

649
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: the knife and put down clean silverware, the exact same

650
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: kind of knife. And I said isn't that just the

651
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: same exact night. He goes, Yeah, but my boss would

652
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: kill me if I didn't give you a new one.

653
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even touch the old one, man, I haven't

654
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: even touched it. A little bit of grease on it.

655
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, you guys. I really appreciate you guys

656
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: bringing that energy. You guys really started my evening off great,

657
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: a fantastic table and have really just like invigorated the

658
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: night and the rest of the table. So far, it's

659
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: been splendid. But it couldn't have been splendid without you

660
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: guys starting out the evening the way you did.

661
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: At this point, I'd have been like, you know what,

662
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 2: we actually are in a rush? There's you said, there's

663
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: no rush. There is a rush. Our uber just got here.

664
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: See you later. And that's when we walked out, We're

665
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: going to cookout. I looked at my wife I got

666
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: as we get in the car, and I said.

667
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: What the f did he mean? Approachable? And I said,

668
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: and we set the tone for the night. She goes, Okay,

669
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: that may have been a little over the top.

670
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: That dude wanted your wife.

671
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: That was our Friday night. Man, I know where you went.

672
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: You might know.

673
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: Is it the melting pot place where they put uh no,

674
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: they put cocoa and stuff on marshmallows.

675
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: Nope, that wasn't it. They put cheese on bread. Nope,

676
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: we'll take a break. We'll right back.

677
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: That was good man. And then but that just gave

678
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: me a great idea. There was an old place I

679
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: used to throw it back with the old lady.

680
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: But it was in Bellevue.

681
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: And I don't want to.

682
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: Drive all the way there, oh man, not on that

683
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: tire it was. They're not driving on that tire. I'm

684
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: just warning you. It was to get there. That reminds

685
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: me that was a good spot. And I went for.

686
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day what was it called Man Sperry's. Yeah, but

687
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm never getting in.

688
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 1: We had reservations weeks ahead of time. Well anyway, So

689
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: then Saturday comes along, Man, it's time for basketball.

690
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 2: Mistersees Basketball Challenge.

691
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: We're not at Mister C's Reading Challenge. We're not there yet.

692
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: We're at the kids basketball game. So the two younger ones,

693
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: baby Box two and three, are on the same team.

694
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: They play at one o'clock. Baby Box one plays at

695
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: one thirty separate gyms. So with the Vandy game for

696
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: mister Seas Reading Challenge starts at two thirty, so we

697
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: are gonna be booking it. We gotta be moving fast, no, dilly,

698
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: No doubtly. So we drop off Mom and baby Box

699
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: one at his game at twelve thirty, even though it's

700
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: not till one thirty, and we drive over to the

701
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: other gymnasium for the one o'clock showdown for the New

702
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: Jersey Nets versus whoever we're playing. And we get there

703
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: and there's like ten minutes left in the game before ours.

704
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: So the boys are dribbling their basketball around the gym

705
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: and this guy gets up from the scores table sprints

706
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: across the gym. Hey, hey, no bouncing the basketballs What?

707
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: No bouncing basketball is in here? Last I looked, this

708
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: is a basketball court. It's too distracting for who the players?

709
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: You mean the four or five and six year olds

710
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: that are playing that don't even know we're in this gym. Yeah. No,

711
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: no bouncing the basketball is in the gym. I'm never

712
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: having kids. See, I would never run into this. I said, oh, hey, guys, sorry,

713
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: I know you're about to play a basketball game, but

714
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to bounce the basketballs in the basketball gym. Sorry,

715
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure that went overwhell yeah, that lasted about thirty seconds.

716
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: Dude got back to the table and kids, what do

717
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: they do? They forget things, they forget their mind gets distracted.

718
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:13,719
Speaker 1: They start leaking, They start doing bounce passes back and forth.

719
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: And he stands up at the scores.

720
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 2: Here we go, old man River.

721
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, oh, great, here he comes. He's gonna

722
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: sprint across. Instead, he stands up and he gives the

723
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: throat slash. No, no, no no. I taped the kids. Hey, guys,

724
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: you gotta quit, you gotta quit, and they quit, and

725
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, wow, who knew dribbling basketballs in

726
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: a gym.

727
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 2: Will distract other people? Dribbling the basketball.

728
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: Correct, really just gonna screw with everybody?

729
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: Cool?

730
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: All right, no problem. We have the game and we

731
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: get our first win of the season. Baby box two,

732
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: Baby box two with four baskets? What is he?

733
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: Peterson?

734
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: Uh? And he he did get tackled three times breakaways.

735
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: He was going for the.

736
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: Hoop and sounds like Piston's hornets the other night.

737
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: And kids were just tackling from behind. They didn't another

738
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,959
Speaker 1: team they were They thought they were on the grid iron.

739
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: They were getting ready for Super Bowl Sunday. They didn't

740
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: know what they were doing. They were pretty physical, but

741
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: we won the game. So then we immediately get the

742
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: car drive over to the other gymnasium.

743
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: That was the purpose of dropping them off thirty minutes

744
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 2: before the game.

745
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that way we could get over there before their

746
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: game ended. So right when they're done, they can hop

747
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: in the car and we can book it to mister

748
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: Reading Challenge. So we get in the car and we

749
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: er baby Box one lost the game. That's a mute

750
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: mute point. It doesn't really matter, and we're driving. Was

751
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: your your game of Vandy? Uh, mister C's Reading Challenge

752
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: was at Vandy. Get ready.

753
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 2: They ask you for your COVID card every time when

754
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: Justin goes there.

755
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: And so the game starts at two point thirty. We

756
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: get in the car at two to oh eight. Now,

757
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: my guys, we gotta go. We have got to move.

758
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: No Delhi, no Dally. So we're you know, we'erving and

759
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: you know, we took ways because we wanted to see

760
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: if there was any back way. We didn't want to

761
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: hit traffic. I mean, yeah, it's only Nashville. You did

762
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: know every back road, but yeah, but you don't know

763
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: which way the traffic is gonna be coming for the

764
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 1: big game Vandy versus Oklahoma.

765
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,959
Speaker 2: Ray, we tried to make it through the Sorority row,

766
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 2: quite the shortcut I found. Yeah, ladies, love what you're

767
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: doing for the campus.

768
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: So mister C's Reading Challenge had already promised me free tickets,

769
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: free tickets for my kids reading three hundred minutes in

770
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: the month of January, and ended up there were no

771
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: free tickets and we paid one hundred and sixty dollars. Okay, cool.

772
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: So we're one hundred and sixty dollars in and we

773
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: hadn't even got there yet, and we pull up to

774
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: the parking garage and it says forty dollars to park,

775
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: forty dollars to park for a Vandy basketball game. M hmm,

776
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: my god. And I'm like, well, now we're two hundred

777
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: in and we haven't stepped foot in the arena.

778
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's we're gonna They're gonna get you. It's called fleecing. Oh.

779
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: And I pull up and I roll down the window.

780
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: The lady's like, that'll be forty dollars and she go,

781
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: I go discount for future students genius. And this was

782
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: her reaction, that'll be forty dollars, blows right through it.

783
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: All right, cool, handle the credit card, she taps it.

784
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: You should have thrown Justin's name out there. And she said,

785
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: all right, feel free to park anywhere.

786
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: Oh, he was dishonorably discharged.

787
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: She said feel free to park anywhere. I said, oh,

788
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: here's good. I put it in park, literally at the entrance,

789
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: literally at the entrance, literally did not move an inch.

790
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: And I throw it in bark and I started to unbuckle.

791
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: And this is her reaction. You can go in, sir.

792
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: You didn't even pull in. I didn't even pull in.

793
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: I didn't even pull in. See to me, that is hilarious, dude.

794
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: She was really ready to kill you. Oh she was

795
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: ready to kill me. I mean, my one joke doesn't land.

796
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 2: So you hit her with here's good, you better laugh

797
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: next time.

798
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: She just tells me you can go in. You stop

799
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: in line in park. I did not put it in park.

800
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: I literally put it in park in the seatbelt off.

801
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: And she was not having any of my jokes. Doesn't

802
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: enjoy my humor. I'm like, all right, cool, that's cool,

803
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: all right, so we go. We're going up the garage.

804
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: Find a parking spot on the fourth level, right next

805
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: to the elevator. Get down, get over to the stadium.

806
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: There's it's cold as all get out, and we get there.

807
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: We walk in and the guys like, you know where

808
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: you're going, and me being cocky, old Cockerson, you're still

809
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: cocking it. Hell yeah, I go, oh yeah, we just

810
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: go here to the right and we go up. So

811
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: we go to the right, go up. Our seats are

812
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: on the other side the stadium.

813
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man, you should have told me you

814
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 2: were a doctor. I thought that's shir what you're gonna

815
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 2: hit me with.

816
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: Ah man, So we gotta go back down. I'm a

817
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: doctor here you're wearing a ratted sweatshirt. After walking up

818
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: to the third floor of this freaking arena. A lot

819
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: of stairs. Gotta go back down, and then we gotta

820
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: go around the stadium. Then the kids are hungry, so

821
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm all right, let's get some food.

822
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 2: And that stadium's tight when you're trying to move in

823
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 2: and around.

824
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a very it's very narrow, narrow, always

825
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people, like.

826
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 2: A mouse trap for adults. Yes, you get trapped in there.

827
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: And then I know Ray in the bathroom.

828
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: We can hear it in quarter the opening tip off happening,

829
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: and we're still not to our seats. Is it a trough, No,

830
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: they had an individual jurnal. But it is tight. It

831
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: is tight. They are there, they are They get them

832
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: all the way. Like people coming out of the stalls

833
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: are hitting you with the door as you're at the urinal.

834
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: What you're working with? Mark? Oh hey, Joe, Oh god,

835
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: the dang door hit me in the back. Man, it's

836
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: pete all in my hand. It's really annoying. But they

837
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: like it. It's like a cool stadium. It is pretty.

838
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 1: There's not a bad seat. Those your trunk hang low,

839
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: does it? Wabble floor doesn't wash your hands? Boys? And

840
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: so then the boys are hungry. So then I go

841
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: up to the registrano. I'm like, all right, I need

842
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: an order of two orders of chicken tenders. I need

843
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: a hot dog, I need a pretzel. Oh I'm sorry, sir,

844
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: we don't have any tenders at this station. You have

845
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: to go right over there.

846
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 2: You gotta get the tend's.

847
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: But it says Tendy's on your menu right there. Yeah, yeah,

848
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: but we're not. We don't have them at this You

849
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: got to go over there to order the Tendys.

850
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 2: You're not authorized to sell them.

851
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So I just waited in line for

852
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: Tendy's and you guys don't have Tendy's. This is great.

853
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 1: So we turn around and we walk across. I need

854
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: two baskets Attendy's. It's amazing. A hot dog six seven bucks,

855
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: Tendy's fourteen dollars. What three Tendy's and some potato chips

856
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: fourteen freaking dollars, high demand premium meat. And then we

857
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: got to get water because the kids haven't drink at anything,

858
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: so four bottles of water, so that'd be fifty eight dollars.

859
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: So now we are two hundred and fifty eight dollars

860
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: into this freaking event that was supposed to be free.

861
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: We always had a rule waters only. Pops was never

862
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: getting us stuff.

863
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, Well we hadn't eat and lunch, and

864
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: they just had basketball games were they were hungry.

865
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 2: Dad would get one lemonade and you can refill it

866
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 2: in the water fountain and the lemonade sugar will still

867
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: be in there.

868
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: So it makes about three cups oh, and so I'm

869
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: just like, god, dang, this is this is the worst

870
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: game of my life. Like, we spent so much freaking

871
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: money to go to this Mister Sas Reading challenge, and

872
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: then we're at the top of the top. Man, we

873
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: are way up there in the arena. We get to

874
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: the seats. Finally we get there. We sit down baby

875
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: box three. I got a poo poo. Okay, seriously, we

876
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: just got here. We just got here. And here's the

877
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: cool thing about this arena. When you go up to

878
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: the third floor, there are no bathrooms up there, so

879
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: you gotta go down to the second floor. And you

880
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: know the cool thing about this arena wood No, I

881
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: was twelve rows up. You know the cool thing about

882
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: this arena is there are no bathrooms on the second floor,

883
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: so you gotta go down all the way down to

884
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: the first floor to go to the bathroom. So after

885
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: climbing all those stairs, you gotta go back down and

886
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: then back. I mean, awesome.

887
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 2: You know what our flaw was when me and Justin

888
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: went what we sat seats for perverd We sat in

889
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,959
Speaker 2: somebody else's seats. We sat in the band section. Oh yeah,

890
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 2: these are ours? Uh No, they're not. That's where the

891
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: band sits. You got us. They were perfect seats, though,

892
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 2: justin of all the seats we picked, where the freaking

893
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: band sits.

894
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: Dude, you idiot one of the kids, as you pick

895
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: one of the thirty seats, are there? All right? Yeah,

896
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: we're lying, all right? Those aren't your seats? Yeah they are,

897
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: that's where the team sits. I was wondering why there

898
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: was a pad. Pretty comfy, those are good. I was

899
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: wondering why there was a white board. I thought I

900
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: was writing messages. I wonder why my seat was sponsored.

901
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: I get it. Let's go stack owls. So my wife

902
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: takes them down to the bathrooms. I was like, I

903
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: ain't going. My name's Benn, and I'm not in it.

904
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: And so we sit there and we start the game,

905
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: and of course we're by none of the kids at

906
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: the school because we had to buy our So wherever

907
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: the free seats were for mister C's reading challenge, they

908
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: weren't near us. Jeez. And let me tell you, they're

909
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: just benches, so there's no back, so you're just sitting there,

910
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 1: and as you get older, you want backs on your seat. Guys.

911
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you it's just more comfortable. And let

912
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: me tell you, these kids are exhausted. They are laying

913
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: on the benches, they're laying on the bleachers, they're laying

914
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: in your lap, and Vanderbilt is proceeding to get their

915
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: butts kicked. Really, they were getting stomped. Three for Oklahoma,

916
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: three for Oklahoma, three for Oklahoma. It was like twenty

917
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: four to six right out the gate. That's rare, They're good.

918
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: It was so ugly. Then here comes Vandy. They make

919
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: a run, get it to twenty four seventeen. Then they

920
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: go on a run and I think it happened was

921
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 1: forty one twenty seven or something like that Oklahoma. And

922
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: we're like, wow, all right, cool. Then they're doing pictures

923
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: on the jumbo tron, like, oh and scan this QR

924
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: code and you can send us your picture. You brought

925
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: it all the way back around. And what shocking is

926
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: oh I thought you.

927
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 2: Said started the third quarter or no, okay, sorry guys,

928
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 2: that wasn't the end of the pod.

929
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: There's baby boxes teacher on the jumbo troll.

930
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 2: Here we go.

931
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 1: He's like, Dad, she's here. Can we go look for.

932
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: No, I'm not looking for your teacher.

933
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean Williams. You mean out of these

934
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: this whole arena. You want me to walk around and

935
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: look for your teacher, and then, yes, what happens when

936
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: we find your teacher. We have the world's most awkward

937
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: conversation because I know once we find your teacher, you're

938
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: just gonna be like clam clam. So halftime boy. So

939
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: he's like, Dad, we gotta we gotta do that. We

940
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: gotta put our picture up there. All right, I'll bite,

941
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: I'll bite, I'll fall for it. I won't take a selfie.

942
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: So everybody gathers in boom selfie. All right, cool, and

943
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: I send it that way and he's like, it's halftime.

944
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,919
Speaker 1: So let's go to the bathroom and on our way down,

945
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: guess what second level he walks in and looks at

946
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: all the sections. All right, Dad, I don't see her

947
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: in here. We get down the first floor. He goes in,

948
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: looks at all the sections, Dad, I don't see her.

949
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: Walk by the concessions. He's like, Dad, I don't see

950
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: my teacher.

951
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 2: You'll see her Monday.

952
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: I was like, He's like, where do you think she is?

953
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: Was like, I don't know, Bud, I don't know. So

954
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: we go in and go to the bathroom. He's like,

955
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: should we walk around and look for I'm like, no,

956
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: we shouldn't. We should go back to our seat because

957
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: the second half is going to start.

958
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: Finally you're being a parent.

959
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: But he's like, before we go, Dad walks in the

960
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: first level, looks again, doesn't find her. We get to

961
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: the second level. He walks in there, looks around. I

962
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: don't see her. Dad go up to the third level.

963
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: He's looking around. He goes, I don't think she's sitting

964
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: up here with us.

965
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: Dad.

966
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: So we sit back down and it's the start of

967
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: the second half, and I'll tell you all about it.

968
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: Right after this second half, more of the same, Vandy

969
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: getting smoked, Vandy getting crushed. And then they had a

970
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: promotion that was the most ridiculous promotion I've ever seen.

971
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: Give us your kid, no, usually if you put it

972
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: the length of the court and you make it in

973
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: that little hole, yeah, you get like free scholarship for

974
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: a year, a free car.

975
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: Agreed.

976
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: And they pull it out and they're like, if you

977
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: get it in that little hole, youet Justin's old job.

978
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: You get a five hundred dollars certificate to where and

979
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, this dude is gonna put the ball the

980
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: length of the court and put it a little hole,

981
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: and you're gonna give him five hundred dollars.

982
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 2: Please tell me it's for the restaurant you guys went

983
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 2: to to get Sea her Chin.

984
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: No Ray, that wud have been a hell of a

985
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: story if they would have told me for five hundred dollars,

986
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: I gotta hit it, though, I would have swung it

987
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:15,720
Speaker 1: like a driver.

988
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 2: I mean maybe if it's like Larry Flynn's Stripper Club.

989
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: Anyway, I just found that ridiculous. But anyway, more, the

990
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: second half just absolutely a butt kicking. And every time

991
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: out they're showing pictures on the jumbo tron and they

992
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: ain't showing ours, and my kids feelings are starting to

993
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: get hurt. And as we I forgot when we were

994
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: walking in guess who we saw bones mister C, the

995
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 1: scam artist. Yeah, and he was walking down the hall

996
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: and the kids were like, Dad, that's mister C. I'm like, hey,

997
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: you owe me a couple dollars.

998
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: Mister C.

999
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: That's when I shoved him against the wall. Said, hey,

1000
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: you said there was me free tickets, Now give me

1001
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: your pocket book. But I was like, yeah, that's mister C.

1002
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: The one that problems was free tickets for mister C

1003
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: reading challenge. There was nothing free. What was he wearing?

1004
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: Snake oil and a briefcase? Yeah he was. He looked

1005
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: very shady. Let me tell you you got my money there.

1006
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 1: See he was writing checks. That is at mouth good gash.

1007
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Man. Was it one of those

1008
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: crypto kids? Man? So anyway, it is a blowout. The

1009
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: kids look like they're about to fall asleep on the benches.

1010
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say, you don't need to tell

1011
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: us the score. Somebody can look up the score. Guys.

1012
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 2: The game happened like a week ago.

1013
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: We're now by like eighteen with like eight minutes to go,

1014
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, you guys want to leave? Well

1015
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: cut to the chase.

1016
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: Did they win?

1017
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys ready to go? Like, why

1018
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: don't we go?

1019
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 2: Because Andy win?

1020
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: Because we had a birthday party. We were going that night,

1021
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: the wife and I at five thirty and I'm like,

1022
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: this game is a blowout, let's go ahead and go.

1023
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: You guys look dead. There's you're not even interested in

1024
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: the game. Work no, dad, Dad, I earned these tickets

1025
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: I think we should stay t the end.

1026
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: Did they win?

1027
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying. I was like, you know, I have

1028
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: a friend named Ray. He has a theory ALI always

1029
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: leave early so we can beat the traffic. Your kids

1030
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: knew about it, and they're like, no, dabt, I want

1031
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: to stay. And I'm like, oh my gosh, this is

1032
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,959
Speaker 1: so boring. It is so miserable. Five minutes left, they're

1033
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: down fifteen points and the nicking a. The kids are

1034
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: falling asleep, and I'm like, guys, let's just go. Let's

1035
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: just go. No, I don't well, okay, I don't want tears.

1036
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I don't want tears.

1037
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 2: Please tell me Vandy made a run.

1038
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't want tears. Wife takes one of the kids

1039
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Middle kid to the bathroom. She goes,

1040
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: She texted me, She goes, should we just leave? Everybody's leaving?

1041
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: Why don't we just leave? Tell the boys we're leaving.

1042
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: It's like four minutes, thirty seconds to go, down thirteen

1043
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: fourteen points. I say, hey, boys, we're gonna leave. Mom's

1044
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: ready to go. Dad, the game's not over yet. We

1045
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: don't we can't leave yet, I text, I said, even

1046
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: though they're about to fall asleep. They look very uninterested.

1047
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: They're refusing to budge from their seats. Tell him to

1048
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: sound the buzzer and I'll come back up, and I

1049
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: mean it clears out, and don't worry. They're still not

1050
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: showing our picture on the jumboch on that I submitted

1051
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: to this little QR code, and that is making my

1052
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: kids upset.

1053
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 2: They need to do it for the parents where they

1054
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: put zeros on the scoreboard just for a minute so

1055
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: parents can usher their kids out.

1056
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: And with two minutes left, there may be fifty five

1057
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: people in that arena, and Vandy drains a three. Then

1058
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: they get a steal and they drain a three, and

1059
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: now we're down to a minute twenty seconds led, and

1060
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: we're down by eleven, and we start fouling. I'm like,

1061
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: what the hell are we doing? We are just delaying

1062
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 1: this game. Can we please? It is now four forty eight.

1063
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: We're supposed to pick up the babysitter at five point fifteen.

1064
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be at the birthday party at five

1065
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: point thirty. We're supposed to make an app. Everybody's supposed

1066
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: to bring an app for the birthday party. That's the

1067
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like a pot luck app dinner. Bring

1068
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: sea or chin, It'll change your life. Approach this, hey, Sarah,

1069
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: trying to approach this, and Oklahoma goes down, makes one

1070
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: of two free throws. Here comes Vandy. They drain a three,

1071
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: down eight, Oh freak yeah, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

1072
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: now the boys are up. Now the boys are up.

1073
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh look our pictures on the jumbbotron. Oh our picture

1074
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: still not on the JumboTron. Man, still not on the

1075
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: jumbo tron. But I'm telling you, they start screaming and

1076
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: when they're shooting free throws, miss it. Oklahoma miss is

1077
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: two free throws.

1078
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: I thought I heard them on Sports Center.

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00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: Bandy hits a three. We're down five with thirty eight

1080
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: seconds to go, Are you freaking kidding me? Go doors,

1081
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: and we foul. They make one of two, so we're

1082
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: down six. Come down, make a three and a foul.

1083
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: It's gotta be that little kid. He is lights out.

1084
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: We made a three and we're fouled. We go to

1085
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: the line, make it four point play. We're down two

1086
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: with how much left? Twenty seven seconds? Yeah, let's go,

1087
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: and then it gets crazy like we foul. They make

1088
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: a free throw. We come down, we miss, and it

1089
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: goes out of bounds. So they're trying to inbound the

1090
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: ball and they just throw it straight out of bounds.

1091
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 1: They don't. They never get it, like no one. And

1092
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: then we turn it over on the inbounds and then

1093
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: we get it to within two. Then it's within three,

1094
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: and then we come down with a chance to tie

1095
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: the game down three. We miss, they get it, we

1096
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: found them. They make both free throws. We make it three.

1097
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: At the end, we lose by one. Ah, we lose

1098
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 1: by one. Freaking kidd me, no but me harassing my kid,

1099
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: saying we should leave early. And it turns out the

1100
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: game actually got pretty good. He was screaming his head off,

1101
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: he was going crazy. He was red in the face,

1102
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: and I felt bad telling them we should leave early.

1103
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,479
Speaker 1: They're saying, let's go babie later. Look at them, dude,

1104
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: he's red in the face. There's no one there. Oh yeah,

1105
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: good call. Oh man. And we lost by one, all right, man,

1106
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: hell of a story. I think we all lost by

1107
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: one there. Yeah, we lost two hundred and fifty six dollars.

1108
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 2: We've approached the end and it was time to go.

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00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: Home, man, Time to go home. Thanks a lot, mister

1110
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: Cees reading challenge. There was nothing free about the day.

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00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: There was absolutely nothing free about it. Well he's heading

1112
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: off to another campus. Well, we did get free orange

1113
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: or gold palm palms that the kids shook.

1114
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: Those were for the girls.

1115
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: And then they wore they acted like there was their hair,

1116
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: and then they were doing it like it was my hair,

1117
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 1: and then it was my wife's hair.

1118
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 2: And then don't do that to your dad.

1119
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: They were covering their face with it and saying, dad, Dad,

1120
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: where'd I go? Did you lose me? And then they went, oh,

1121
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: I'm still here. So we did that a lot. Yeah,

1122
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 1: and then we went to the and then we brought

1123
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: the pomp poms home with us. The next day we

1124
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: had to go to the grocery store and they ended

1125
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: up pushing little kids carts around, so they had brought

1126
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: the pomp poms in the store with them. Then I

1127
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: had to carry them. So I did it like I

1128
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: was directing planes through the airport, and we were doing

1129
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: that through the grocery store. This way, this way, this way.

1130
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: Just follow the pump poms. You got to bring those

1131
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: of the big show.

1132
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: That'd be funny. Direct people in the studio.

1133
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: Hey, hey this way, Amy, Amy, come here, feeling things.

1134
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: Come here, feeling yourself, feeling yourself. Take it personally, Take

1135
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: it personally.

1136
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Speaker 2: Construction workers, you help them out with traffic.

1137
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh man? Yeah, what a weekend. Man. I didn't even

1138
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: get to tell you about the birthday party. I'll tell

1139
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: you about that on Friday, maybe if you can carry.

1140
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 2: I'm as tired as your kids right now.

1141
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go home. Man.

1142
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave a minute early.

1143
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Speaker 1: Hopefully that was all right. Change your life, didn't it