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Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. The breakfast Club Morning.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's the j n V.

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Speaker 2: Just hilarious. Charlamage the guy. We are the breakfast Club.

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Speaker 2: We got a special guest in the building.

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Speaker 1: Marlawaan's welcome back brother.

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Speaker 3: What's happening? How y'all doing people?

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Speaker 1: How you feeling?

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Speaker 4: I'm good?

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Speaker 3: What's Charlamagne?

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Speaker 2: Charlemagne had a book signing and oh wow, this couldn't

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Speaker 2: make it back.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: So I don't get to I don't have to hear

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Speaker 5: his instigative mouth today. Now, okay, good, he's okay with family. Yeah, anyway, nigga,

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Speaker 5: Like we were saying.

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Speaker 1: That's right. We got to start with congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You have to tell me your son just graduated from college.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you get so many tickets for the

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Speaker 2: whole Wayne's families to get.

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Speaker 1: Because they only give you two tickets? No, you had

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Speaker 1: everybody there?

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Speaker 5: Usc did us dirty? I was like, I spent all

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Speaker 5: this money. I was probably spend a half million dollars

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Speaker 5: sending my child of school there and they gave us

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Speaker 5: three tickets. And I was like, do you know my

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Speaker 5: family right?

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Speaker 3: Three tickets too? Who is this for? We are the

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Speaker 3: wayans is? And they was like, that's all we have.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, too late. Fuck that school.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna so l m U. I hit them up

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Speaker 5: and they was like, we'll accommodate you. I said, you

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Speaker 5: sure you want to do this? This is sure, And

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Speaker 5: they gave us a room. So it was like forty

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Speaker 5: five wayans is in the house and uh, they gave

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Speaker 5: us this nice sweet and it was kind of far,

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Speaker 5: which means we had to yell.

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Speaker 3: And so when my son goes to for I was like,

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Speaker 3: but it was so many of you. It was a

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Speaker 3: whole squad. And he hurt us too. I was like,

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Speaker 3: you ain't dumb.

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Speaker 4: You ain't dumb, like a teacher said, I mean, it's

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Speaker 4: gonna be somebody.

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Speaker 1: Even though I did cracked the nut I had sex

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Speaker 1: with true Mama.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't. I just like to yell embarrassing things.

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Speaker 4: I never actually I never tried cracking.

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Speaker 3: It looks interesting, but it's not for me.

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Speaker 6: Never tried it.

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Speaker 3: I just you know, it's just something in that drug

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Speaker 3: that nike a loon niggas want to suck dick. And

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know if that drug is for me.

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Speaker 3: I agree, I agree.

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Speaker 4: We got this man, I'm good.

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Speaker 6: So good grief is out?

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Speaker 4: What? All right?

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Speaker 6: So when you think of grief, you never think of good?

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Speaker 6: So what what was your How did you come up

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Speaker 6: with good grief?

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Speaker 5: I mean, Charlie Brown fan, you know, and I just

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Speaker 5: and it's just like I felt like at this point

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Speaker 5: in my life, a fifty like life, forty seven, life.

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Speaker 3: Just started getting hard. Just you know, you go through things.

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Speaker 5: If you live long enough, you're gonna you go and

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Speaker 5: see some dark times, Ain't that right, Charlemagne?

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Speaker 3: Dark time?

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Speaker 5: He knows I'm talking about his kin what it used

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Speaker 5: to be. Anyway, what I'm saying, he ain't here to

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you dunky of to day.

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Speaker 5: Dunk here, a good day goes to Charlemagne to God

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Speaker 5: for not being here for this interview. And you know,

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Speaker 5: I love you, brother, but it's wrong for you to

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Speaker 5: be missing flights. You know better, You know better, get

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Speaker 5: your ass on the flight and be here when Legends

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Speaker 5: is in the building and my photo is right there.

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Speaker 5: All right, So I'm gonna split donkey of the day

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Speaker 5: Charalamagne because he did put my photo on the wall.

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Speaker 5: But why you put me looking like lok dog and

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Speaker 5: why my eyes bugged out like that. I know, like

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Speaker 5: country rain, here's a my whole thing here, guys, is

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Speaker 5: what's that talk about?

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Speaker 1: Is good?

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Speaker 5: Because I wanted to gift people like something like I'm

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Speaker 5: I think for me as a as as an artist,

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Speaker 5: a lot of bit of like God here and there.

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Speaker 5: People need that right now. And I want to rescue

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Speaker 5: people because depression is real. And I was battling depression

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Speaker 5: when I lost fifty seven fifty eight people I loved

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Speaker 5: I was just say like I couldn't even say the

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Speaker 3: I couldn't.

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Speaker 5: I missed my mama so much. I couldn't even say

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Speaker 5: about say I'd start crying because I'm that's my girl.

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Speaker 3: I was born on her birthday.

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Speaker 5: So I realized as I was going through it in

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Speaker 5: and I was like, wow, let me keep working and

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Speaker 5: getting through this, and I started finding light and their

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Speaker 5: experience and the joy of the laughter and what they

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Speaker 5: my parents for forty seven to fifty years of my life.

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Speaker 5: And so instead of just grieving where it's misery, I'm

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Speaker 5: going no, no, no, no. You go through darkness to

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Speaker 5: find something light. So it's all about your perspective. If

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Speaker 5: you find jokes, you find laughter, it's healing. So I've

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Speaker 5: learned to laugh at things that hurt me as soon

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Speaker 5: as possible. And I think that's where I create from now,

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Speaker 5: and that's my best art. I'm telling you, like I

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Speaker 5: feel like these are my best years. When my parents

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Speaker 5: with this confidence. Now now I know I always had God,

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Speaker 5: but now I got wings. I got my mom on

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Speaker 5: now I'm lifting into this place where oh I see it,

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Speaker 5: I see stand up, I see like in.

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Speaker 3: Movies I do dramas. I used to have to reach

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Speaker 3: for tears. I don't have to reach no more. I

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Speaker 5: Think about my parents and how much I'm missing and

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Speaker 5: I cried like like Daniel Klua, I had them get

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Speaker 2: You last time you were here. I actually, you know,

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Speaker 2: I think you got the call that he was It was.

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Speaker 2: It was bad because I remember when you came up.

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Speaker 2: They were like, well, he just got the call, so

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Speaker 2: And you still continue with the interview.

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Speaker 3: So I was gonna don't make my money, and I

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Speaker 1: How you just go from sad?

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Speaker 5: But I miss your dad, But I got to pay

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Speaker 5: than that. So he got over that one. The show

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Speaker 5: must go on the audience as much as they understand.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to make them understand I'm a pro. Right,

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Speaker 5: So I got to call my dad died fifteen minutes

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Speaker 5: And right then and there, I got to call my

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Speaker 5: I cried in my car, I took a deep breath,

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Speaker 5: I did what my dad did when he had hard days.

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Speaker 5: I talked to God and then I was like, all right,

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Speaker 5: to cancel the show. He go, you better make that

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Speaker 5: thank y'all for letting me get through this, and broke

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Speaker 5: to be vulnerable on the stage, you don't really know

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Speaker 5: that they hold you up, and even if they don't

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Speaker 5: as an artist and you feel their love. You don't

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Speaker 5: doing bad. And that that night was only the four

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Speaker 5: a great night. I got two stand ovations and it

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Speaker 5: wasn't because of the tears. I didn't use the tears

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Speaker 5: him Joe, because then after it I was like, my

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Speaker 1: Is it therapy for you?

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Speaker 2: Because you talk about it a lot in this in

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Speaker 2: this special Right. And my son who just turned ten

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Speaker 2: a couple of days ago, Right, he was very close

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Speaker 2: he was crying, right, And he cries a lot when

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Speaker 2: I'm not as sensitive as he is, so it gets

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Speaker 1: So last night I was like, you're being selfish and

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Speaker 1: He looks at me, like what because you know if

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Speaker 3: You go, what you mean?

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Speaker 5: I go?

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Speaker 2: You know if grandma was here, she would be in pain,

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Speaker 1: So you wanted to come back down.

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Speaker 4: Here in pain.

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Speaker 1: So you used to give your son a guilt consciences.

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Speaker 4: He may never cried against but but.

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Speaker 3: You know why he loves her so much. Because people parents,

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Speaker 3: as they get older, right, they get nicer.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if they trying to work their way

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Speaker 3: You get the sweetest, sweetest version of them. So she

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Speaker 3: whipped your ass. He didn't. He didn't get noose fankers.

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Speaker 3: He's like them. I was the best. She gave me candy.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. But you know so.

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Speaker 3: But it's it's good to teach him. Laughter, man, let

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Speaker 3: him watch the special.

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Speaker 1: Well I would have.

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Speaker 2: But see, I think you pulled out the A K

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Speaker 2: forty seven. You're just shooting at everybody like you watch it.

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Speaker 2: You not scared somebody gonna put you in the face.

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Speaker 1: Jesus.

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Speaker 3: I just here's the thing. I only talk about people

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Speaker 3: that either I could beat up or I know I

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Speaker 3: could run from.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: Shaq can't catch me. Okay can't catch me.

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Speaker 4: He can't check he can't.

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Speaker 3: He can't even catch Charles Barkley or Kenny or Kenny

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Speaker 3: dismiss and you see his legs.

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Speaker 5: So I'm gonna do them jokes and if somebody's sensitive

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Speaker 3: Shit about each other and laugh it through. That's how

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Speaker 4: We talked shit about each other.

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Speaker 5: Since when we can't talk shit about each other like

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Speaker 3: And look at our society.

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Speaker 5: Look how bad things have gotten because we ain't keeping

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Speaker 5: life is gonna get dark. And if you don't know

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Speaker 3: Really long, tough, hard life.

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Speaker 2: But you know, you know why, it's like that a

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Speaker 2: bringing to Kendrick and Drake beef right where they going

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Speaker 5: I thought that was that was that was my my

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Speaker 5: Lakeisha and they about to fight again. She got the vasoline. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But the problem is you got a corporation that'll be like,

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Speaker 2: oh he said he's a pedophile. We have to we

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Speaker 2: can't endorse him anymore. But like you said, it's jokes,

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Speaker 2: and that's how these corporations take it. They don't take

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Speaker 5: That's when they were just going at each other hard.

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Speaker 3: This whole beef between them they'll get over it. And corporations, yes, corporations.

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Speaker 5: But here's the thing, I ain't got no, no, no,

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Speaker 5: I ain't got no brands slapped on this Nascar.

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Speaker 3: I'm blank. I don't have association with brands and things

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Speaker 5: From my point of view that I've developed over a

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Speaker 3: And franchises, and I have a point of view.

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Speaker 5: Now, if you want to be associated with me, it's

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Speaker 5: I'm not afraid of people like getting offended. I'm not

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Speaker 5: Then I've been doing it too long. I'm scary.

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Speaker 3: Movie white chicks don't be a menace in living color.

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Speaker 5: We've done some of the most craziest shit, and our

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Speaker 5: have always done humor that's been inclusive and everybody could

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to bring that spirit back. And I'm never

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say these jokes and then and people that

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Speaker 6: And especial you do say that you're not in therapy,

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Speaker 6: is that a joke?

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Speaker 3: I am in therapy.

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Speaker 5: I do therapy sometimes two times a week, depending on

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Speaker 3: You know, no, I do. I checked myself.

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Speaker 5: Some weeks it's like I've a great session, like be

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Speaker 3: Out to Delanna, shout out to uh uh uh, what's

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Speaker 5: Doctor doctor Collins? And I think black people people, period,

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Speaker 1: I'm black.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Why you look Dominican to me? I swear I'm god.

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Speaker 5: We told you I'm black hundred percent. You gotta y'all

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Speaker 4: It's all right.

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Speaker 5: You look like my nephew, Damian, that nigga Dominican. I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm serious. When you get older, you're gonna be talking

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Speaker 3: Have you ever ate bacolaud. It's the stinkst fish. It's

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Speaker 5: And if you eat that and you good. But no,

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Speaker 5: We live in America, and America you are allowed to

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Speaker 5: But guess what if we laugh at something. What we

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Speaker 5: There's something happening to our society because people think they're sensitive.

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Speaker 5: Corporations the thing people are sensitive, so they're not letting

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Speaker 5: comedians do what they do. And it's like, yo, everybody

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Speaker 5: everybody can tell these jokes. Now, I have thirty five

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Speaker 5: I know what two parts of this and one part

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Speaker 5: how like I'm dropping this one June fourth, I filmed

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Speaker 5: if I've shot Skittles tomorrow, I know my next hour

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Speaker 5: good I'm getting on this stage. I've done it too long,

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Speaker 5: so I know how to tell jokes. And that's why

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Speaker 3: To come to this show I'm doing. Come watch how

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Speaker 5: And then they go, you can't say that, And then

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Speaker 5: it like this, And that's how you tell your joke.

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Speaker 5: You have to It's not about don't tell me I

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Speaker 5: And I'm just here right now to bring these jokes.

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Speaker 5: I'm bringing this laughter. People need to laugh, and they

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Speaker 5: things that hurt.

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Speaker 2: And nobody has because I mean in a special and

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Speaker 2: Will Smith, nobody has out of all the people that

443
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,159
Speaker 2: you have winned in the last couple of years, nobody

444
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 2: has put stepped up to you or called.

445
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 1: You checked you chin checked, you chest checked you nothing,

446
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,920
Speaker 1: and you run into all these people all the time.

447
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 1: They haven't said nothing.

448
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 3: He might slip through the back.

449
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 5: That's what I knew that I was on something right,

450
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 5: Like when I did God Loves Me, did a whole

451
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,399
Speaker 5: special about Will and Jada. Will did a whole press

452
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,120
Speaker 5: too on Bad Boys for Jada, did a whole presstool book.

453
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 5: They talked about everything else. Nobody mentioned Marlin's special. Why

454
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 5: because they know I did it with love. Will and

455
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 5: Jada know me I'm not and Chris Rock know me.

456
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 5: They know I'm not trying to bury body. I don't

457
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 5: have ill intentions. I'm just telling funny truths. You want

458
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 5: me a lie, I'll tell you what happened. And it's

459
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 5: not even about them. Every special I'm doing right now

460
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 5: is about me. You just so happened to be in

461
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 5: my journey. But and here's what happened. But I don't

462
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 5: get that because they know I do it with love.

463
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 5: I'm not doing it to break them down, not doing

464
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,200
Speaker 5: it hurt they business.

465
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I just just what I see.

466
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: Have you spoke to them at all or have you

467
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: haven't seen them?

468
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 2: No?

469
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 3: But I don't think Will has a problem with me.

470
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:18,479
Speaker 4: Is he here?

471
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get me jump?

472
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 4: I'm your Martin gonna bite.

473
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 3: Me on my leg? And no, I know like I

474
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 3: just did.

475
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:32,399
Speaker 5: I can't say, but I did bel Air after I

476
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,439
Speaker 5: did the special. Yeah, and if Will had a problem,

477
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 5: I would have. He would have did me like it

478
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 5: did I would have been You don't think they would

479
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,719
Speaker 5: have something like my place? Goddamn mind click, Jesse Williams.

480
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 5: Woman took my role?

481
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: What about family members?

482
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 5: Right?

483
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: Because in the special you said your mom raised five

484
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 2: comedy legends and a crackhead.

485
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 5: Well that's for the audience. To figure out which one

486
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 5: is the crackhead. Damn, it may be me for all you.

487
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 4: Know the way it probably it probably is.

488
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 2: No.

489
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 5: But see that's the thing. I'm an equal. My brother

490
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 5: raised me to be an equal opportunity offender.

491
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 4: Right.

492
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 5: That means everybody gets it, including myself. I'm not afraid

493
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 5: to throw myself under the bus. I'm not afraid to

494
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 5: say that I'm a lesser man. My next special I talk.

495
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 5: It's all I throw myself under a bus. It's crazy,

496
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 5: but it's real and it's funny, and you you realize that. No,

497
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 5: I'm not here to just like hurt people's feelings. That's

498
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 5: punching down. I'm doing punchlines and sometimes you might hit

499
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 5: a person or two. These are punchlines and somebody gonna

500
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 5: be affected by it.

501
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Speaker 3: But I got a swing.

502
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 4: It's my job.

503
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 5: You it's like me watching a fight and asking the

504
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 5: box and not to throw punches me. You know you

505
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 5: have you there's there's a fire and you asking fireman

506
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 5: not to go on that building. I gotta go on

507
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 5: that burning building. I got it as a comedian. I

508
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 5: gotta go in there. Why because I'm saving lives. There's

509
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 5: a laughing there that people need, and I'm gonna go

510
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 5: get that. And if I got to burn up in

511
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 5: the process.

512
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 3: Hey that's it.

513
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 5: If I get it canceled, great, But I got to

514
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 5: do my purpose, and my purpose to go get them jokes.

515
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 5: And sometimes the jokes are gonna be on me. But

516
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 5: if y'all sensitive, then I ain't ask them to watch

517
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 5: my special. Nobody, nobody have to tune in. But my

518
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 5: special is on Amazon Prime right now. June fourth just

519
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 5: dropped special number four, well five and four and a

520
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 5: half because I did headliners too, but for an I

521
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 5: just gave four and it's on Amazon Prime, and I

522
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 5: think it's my best work. And what I I just

523
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 5: think the more you do it, the better you get.

524
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 5: The more I release material, because once you do it,

525
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 5: you can't This ain't hip hop. You can't do the

526
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 5: same jokes. You gotta do new shit. So every time

527
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 5: I've released a special makes me dig deeper. So that's

528
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 5: why every I told my brothers about ten years ago,

529
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 5: I said I'm want to drop a special every two years.

530
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: And Damon said, Nigga, they gonna be terrible.

531
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 5: Was like, you're watching that bullshiting was Sean was like,

532
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 5: you're stupid, You're stupid, and we was a Mikonose. I

533
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 5: remember he was in Miko and I was like, I

534
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 5: see something and I think that's what I want to do.

535
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 5: I know my skill set. I know I started stand

536
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 5: up late. I know my skill set as an actor.

537
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 5: I know how to remember ninety pages.

538
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 4: Of a script.

539
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 5: I know how to rehearse for a sitcom and then

540
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 5: three days I have to learn an entire script and

541
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 5: put it on his feet. I think I can do

542
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 5: this where I can. I can write a special and

543
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 5: perform a special and get it done in five months,

544
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 5: six months, and it'll be dope because I know story

545
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 5: and I know character, and I know I know my

546
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 5: voice now. And so they were like you crazy. I said,

547
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it. And I remember I was mad

548
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 5: and I was sitting in the suv and my brothers

549
00:24:55,160 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 5: was like crazy and I was like and Damon said, Ugly,

550
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 5: this is me and nickname for me.

551
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 4: You know, Ugly.

552
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 3: If you see something, then you do you that's all?

553
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 3: Do you, nigga, show me show me. I was like,

554
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 3: all right, cool. That was the nicest thing Damon ever said.

555
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 5: And I appreciate it, but I appreciate it's a nice

556
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 5: thing you ever said. And I appreciate him for that

557
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 5: because it was like, Yeah, we all do things our

558
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 5: own way, and even though I came up in this

559
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 5: great family with this legacy, we all have our own

560
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 5: points of view, we all have our own divine timing,

561
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 5: we all have our own way of doing things, and

562
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 5: you just get to a point where you just respect

563
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 5: each other and go all right, if you see it,

564
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 5: then show me. And I'm showing, like this is my

565
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 5: fifth special, fourth special in eight years now.

566
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: Charlamagne would say he.

567
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 4: Talked about donk here today. What what did donc say?

568
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 2: He would be like, what are you dealing with that grief?

569
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: You know, because the appearance has passed away, it'll be

570
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 2: put the lists on it you and everything is good,

571
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 2: but to doing. But are you dealing with the grief

572
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: the right way? You dealt with the grief?

573
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 4: Ha?

574
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 5: Ha.

575
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: You can't defend yourself shouting man, that was great, thank you.

576
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm dealing with the grief two therapy sessions a week,

577
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 5: you know, and uh and you know, crying when I

578
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 5: have to, and and you know, I recently did a movie,

579
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 5: a Jordan Peele movie that comes out. It's called him

580
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 5: it's coming out. I can't talk about it right now. Well,

581
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 5: Jordan Peele will kill me like he does people in

582
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 5: horror movies. But I can't talk about it. But it's

583
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 5: a great movie. And justin tipping the directors amazing. Tyreek

584
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 5: Withers kills it.

585
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 3: Crewe was insane.

586
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 5: It looks beautiful. Everything about this movie is like MM

587
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 5: And I'm so blessed as an artist to have this

588
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 5: platform that is my therapy, whether it's telling jokes on

589
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 5: the stage or a lot of times as a comedian,

590
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 5: you take the things that hurt you and you throw

591
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 5: them inside a safe and you don't cry. You go,

592
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 5: what's funny about this? And you hold on to that

593
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 5: and you go on stage you tell these jokes. When

594
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 5: I go do dramas like doing bel Air and doing

595
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 5: him Bro, when I go in there and I open

596
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 5: that safe and I get to release all that pain.

597
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 5: Now my performances many it's come crazy, coming is coming.

598
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 3: Because it's multifaceted and it has depth. Life. Pain has

599
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: given me death, and God has given me this platform.

600
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 5: Besides doing the work in therapy, because mental health is important,

601
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 5: people like go to your therapy prayer knowing God like, literally,

602
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 5: when I'm really hurting, I'm really lost. My dad told

603
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,479
Speaker 5: me something before he passed. My dad was Joe Witness.

604
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 5: My dad always taught us God. My father was like,

605
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 5: if you ever miss me, or you ever have a question,

606
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 5: I want you to know. I want you to look

607
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 5: in that book. You ever miss me, open up your Bible.

608
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 5: I'm right there. Any question you ever have, go ask God.

609
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 5: If you know my father, you will know your father.

610
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 5: So whenever I'm lost, I opened up that book and

611
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 5: I know, and God is right there, and if you

612
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 5: reach for him, he find you and he takes care

613
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 5: of you. I'm more spiritual now. I pray more now

614
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 5: than I ever prayed before. And it's not because I'm

615
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 5: trying to get in heaven. I'm just so grateful that

616
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 5: I'm still here with all my facilities, because I after

617
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 5: sixty people.

618
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 3: I should have broke down.

619
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 5: I should have been on the freeway, ask naked with

620
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 5: a gun in my hand, with all all over my body,

621
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 5: sliding on cars. Why the oilbody, because that's the image

622
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 5: of me going crazy, this oily ass and slide on

623
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 5: your window.

624
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 4: My wayne gone.

625
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 5: But that but my point, man, My mother always said,

626
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 5: because she wasn't your winners. My mother was like, yeah, yeah,

627
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 5: it's in the Bible. But God is in every book

628
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 5: and whenever you want to find me, you open any

629
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 5: book and I'm there. And that's my mother Like, now

630
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 5: I can't even read green eggs and ham smell backwards, ma, Yo.

631
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 6: Even in the special, I think that it's I don't

632
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 6: want to give it away, but it's clever.

633
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 4: How you.

634
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 7: Because your dad is Joel was you know, he was

635
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 7: Joel was nothing. He didn't celebrate and you know, holidays

636
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 7: or birthdays anything like that. But I thought it was

637
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 7: really clever. How you had the joke, you set it

638
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 7: up on Father's Day. How y'all all embraced him and

639
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 7: gave it and that made him shut it's here. And

640
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 7: then your mom like, I don't want to give it away, but.

641
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was so clever.

642
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 5: Just learning to stitch right, learning, learning as you do it,

643
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 5: you get better, as you drop specials and you get

644
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 5: to look at your work wt your tape and go,

645
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 5: I should have did this then, And every time you

646
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 5: do on you get better and the magic starts happening

647
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 5: and you know the elements that you need. Now I'm

648
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 5: sparking the writer in me because I don't like, I

649
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 5: don't even write my jokes.

650
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 4: Down no more.

651
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 5: I don't need to rehearse them. I think about it

652
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 5: and I go, all right, I'm gonna go do that.

653
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 5: When I did the God Loves Me, I seen will

654
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 5: hit Chris and I was like, I'm gonna talk about it.

655
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: And I went on stage and I did five minutes

656
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 5: in Oxnart, and after that, I did another five minutes,

657
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 5: and I had six shows that weekend, and by the

658
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 5: time I left Oxnart, I had a twenty minutes of

659
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 5: material and I was like yo.

660
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 3: Within a month, I.

661
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 5: Had a whole hour and a half and I was

662
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 5: like yo, because I just kept doing it on stage.

663
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 5: And it's like jay Z getting in the booth. I

664
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 5: don't need to write it down. I know what I'm doing.

665
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 3: I know it's in my head.

666
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 4: Now.

667
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 3: I hope I don't get the bencher because that'll be

668
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: messed up.

669
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:52,959
Speaker 4: Now.

670
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: I lost all my things.

671
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 5: And I'm not gonna apologize to anybody who everybody knows

672
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 5: I love them, and everybody knows I grew up in

673
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,719
Speaker 5: Hollywood around all these people and they know I love them,

674
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 5: and I'm not doing it to break them down. I'm

675
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 5: doing it to build everybody up and to get these

676
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: laughs and everybody that I ever make fun of my flattery,

677
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 5: My mockery is the greatest form of flattery. If I

678
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 5: ever crack a joke about you or mentions because there's

679
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 5: something I like about.

680
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 3: You, or it's something I really hate, nothing need to

681
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 3: say it so I can like you.

682
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: You gotta get it out now. When did you realize

683
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: you were getting old? And I'll tell you when I

684
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: realized you were getting old?

685
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, nigga.

686
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: I never realized I'm getting old. This news to me,

687
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,959
Speaker 3: what's going on? I look young as when you did

688
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: an interview, look down young on my faces? Good whatever.

689
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: You did an interview and you said you're done with

690
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: wild crazy sex.

691
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: I was like, Baltlin is old.

692
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 2: He's got the point right now, He's like he's getting old.

693
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 2: I'm done, But that the point? What was that point

694
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: right there?

695
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: Did you get a hamstring pulled?

696
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 4: No?

697
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 5: I got a bulging disc And I was just like,

698
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 5: I ain't about this circus, love, I ain't doing all that.

699
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 3: I don't need to be up here and I don't

700
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 3: need to do this.

701
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 4: Why I gotta lift your leg all the way up

702
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 4: and put No, let's just sit down top.

703
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 1: And I'm going to sleep.

704
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 3: I want to, I don't, I don't.

705
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 4: I'm serious.

706
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 5: I'm got to the point in my life I don't

707
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 5: want to. I literally I really want to Netflix and

708
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 5: chilling like nigga. No, I don't want to fuck now.

709
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 5: I'm not calling you over for that. I want to

710
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 5: watch the movie. I don't want you to touch my penis.

711
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 5: I just want to sleep.

712
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 3: And is that good? Let's talk about the movie till

713
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: I go to sleep.

714
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 4: But I don't.

715
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to do all that. Yeah, I don't

716
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 3: need to. I did it. I did it. I could

717
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 3: do that like once a month, have a great session,

718
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 3: but not everything. Just come on. I got my blood

719
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 3: and my body got other things to do and to

720
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 3: make my dick hard. It just does. I'm sorry, and

721
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 3: that's okay. I'm not to look.

722
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm at the point where I want to cut the.

723
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Look it is.

724
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, just like, look at these old niggas. But

725
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 5: you know, you know you old when you like I

726
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 5: like her on top way more than me on top.

727
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: You know what you like here?

728
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: How about this? I'm gonna lay here. I'm gonna keep

729
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 4: the wood right, because I gotta think about keeping this

730
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: wood right. You rock out, you nut all right.

731
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: Cool boom so that I.

732
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 5: Didn't knowing wrong with that. Some people don't know when

733
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 5: to tap out. You gonna keep looking for young Listen,

734
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 5: you're gonna get to a point where you're gonna be like,

735
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 5: I don't want no young nigga fucking on me. I

736
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 5: want stretching me all out to be damn. I just

737
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 5: want a little quick thing, crack my nuts, smoke my

738
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 5: new port, and go to bed.

739
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: Yes, and I know you're doing a special on your daughter. Yes, transitioning,

740
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeh yeh yeah.

741
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: I'm still confused that myself.

742
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: I be like so, but son, I was that in

743
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: house because you play too much?

744
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, they know what it is. Play too much.

745
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 4: They know what it is.

746
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 3: They know they know what it is.

747
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 1: You never take it serious. I can tell theyby like

748
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm transitioning, and I could just you got too many

749
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: jokes to be serious.

750
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 4: They know what it is.

751
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 5: Here's the thing, just like with everybody else, my sense

752
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 5: of humor. Everybody knows I come from a good place.

753
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to bash hurt. I'm not trying to exploit.

754
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to sell tickets because of drama.

755
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 3: I'm love. Have you ever known me to be and

756
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: beef with people? I don't. I don't do all that.

757
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 3: I don't I don't do. I'm I'm love. My'm wired

758
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 3: for love no matter what the situation. I can talk

759
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 3: to people.

760
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 5: I beef with Charlamagne that only time you try to

761
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 5: get me on Twitter and I got your ass. But

762
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 5: we'll talk about that another day, donkey. No, But I

763
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 5: come I come with love my child. They've been a

764
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 5: part of their dad's love. They know my sacrifice, they

765
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,959
Speaker 5: know how hard I work, they know that I would

766
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 5: do anything for them. There's nothing they ever need for

767
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 5: and they just trust me and they know my dad

768
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 5: loves me. And what most important is I support them. Now.

769
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 3: I had a hard week, you know, when this was happening.

770
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 5: I had one hard week of which I talked about

771
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 5: and that's the next special Skittles that will be out

772
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 5: next year. But right now, check out my special number

773
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 5: four Good Grief on Amazon Prime only.

774
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 7: Right, did your son did you go to him and

775
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 7: ever say like, all right, you know you're going to

776
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 7: my next special?

777
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 5: Right?

778
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: No?

779
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 5: No, no, no, they know anything you do. I gotta

780
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 5: I gotta first write or refusal of your life. You

781
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 5: got a first little deal with me. I gotta pay

782
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 5: these bills you like free college, Daddy, gotta pay these

783
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 5: bills cheap. And though they gave me three damn tickets,

784
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 5: shout out lm U.

785
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 3: My point is.

786
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: Why you only gave me two tickets.

787
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 4: Too?

788
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 5: Why people I would have talked about them on this

789
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 5: radio shows too.

790
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 3: Wow too.

791
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 4: But it's okay, it's all right.

792
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 3: I learned. Just have an after party afterward and invite

793
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: everybody and celebrate. But all these doing.

794
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 5: Any stupid yo. But listen, it's stupid. If you go

795
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 5: to a graduate he is he is, you just don't

796
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 5: know that he may be. I think he's dominicating my

797
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 5: nephew Dominican. He probably related to my nephew. You, him

798
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 5: and Tigger all dominic all the same same nose. I

799
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 5: got the same daddy. I'm all right now, a diplomba

800
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 5: and stupid we go there, Brett, drag all our family

801
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 5: to watch your kids grab some empty people.

802
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 3: What it could be?

803
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 4: This I don't even know what this is.

804
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 5: This is what they're getting. This is sucker. That's what

805
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 5: that you open up? You paid half a million dollars

806
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 5: for nothing.

807
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 4: You sucker.

808
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 5: And so I don't care about all them tickets. I

809
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 5: care about the celebration and celebration of life. And that's

810
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 5: what good grief is about the celebration of life on

811
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 5: Amazon Prime.

812
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: And I had vitamins. That's why I'm sweating.

813
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: God, you know you swear every time you're up here.

814
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: Well, normally I'm nervous because this one put me in

815
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 5: a hot seat asking all kind of uncomfortable questions about you,

816
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 5: uncomfortable things, Charlemagne.

817
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 2: So Charlamage would be like this one more question, damn

818
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: yeah right. You know it's so many in your family

819
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 2: that are you know, comedy legends, comedy.

820
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: But thought about going on.

821
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: Towar and do like a whole to work flight, you know,

822
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: all wall you guys together, like you know, so I

823
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: won't come up here, but everybody else we just go

824
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: on through and like it could be like a whole

825
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: big thing.

826
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: And make a lot of money, and you know it

827
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: could be put on Netflix. You have a thought about that,

828
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: momy He.

829
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 5: Roastedagne not being here kid of the day. But yeah,

830
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 5: one day I would love to do we me and

831
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 5: Sean and Keendon actually did a tour. We did a

832
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 5: small run and uh we did about maybe twenty cities

833
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 5: and it was the four of us. I would open

834
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 5: do twenty minutes, then Sewn would come on do twenty,

835
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 5: Keenan would come on and do twenty, and then Damon

836
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 5: would close with like twenty five to thirty and we

837
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 5: got fired. And then afterward we all go on the

838
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 5: stage and let the audience ask us questions. And we

839
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 5: got five standard ovations every show because I was like,

840
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go out there and light this up. Y'all

841
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 5: gonna if I gotta start the show off, and I

842
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 5: would get a stand ovation my first twenty and then

843
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 5: Sean would be.

844
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 3: Like, okay, stupid, I'll show you.

845
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 5: And then Sean would get his standovation, and then Keen

846
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 5: would be like, Okay, what should I do? And then

847
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 5: KEENU get his standovation and Evil Damon, yeah, well, I'm

848
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 5: gonna add ten minutes to this and I'm gonna make

849
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 5: the audience feel like you niggas bomb and then he

850
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 5: would do his and get his stand ovation, and then

851
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 5: we went out and did we should have taped this?

852
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

853
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: We should have recorded because it was.

854
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 5: A classic moment. And then my brothers was like. Damon

855
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 5: was like, I don't like splitting all this money. I

856
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 5: feel like Earth went in fire didn't make me die.

857
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 5: I make more than on this ship.

858
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 3: I'm out. And Damon left and then Kanan was like,

859
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 3: to much traveling from me, I'm gonna go get getting

860
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 3: my deck. Took somewhere.

861
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 5: And watch Netflix, and then Sean. It was just me

862
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 5: and Sean and we was just like, well, you know,

863
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 5: white chicks too, that's what we're gonna want to. Yeah,

864
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 5: we're gonna definitely now now you know, everything is dust

865
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 5: is settling. Now we're looking at them and going, all right,

866
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 5: it's not like everybody's like now it's time to We're

867
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 5: gonna form vultrying to get this together.

868
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: Y'all about to see that because the world. I realized

869
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 3: that the world has slowed down, comedy has slowed down,

870
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 3: and the.

871
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 5: World needs our point of view to be injected back

872
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 5: into so we could learn to party, learn to live,

873
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 5: learn to laugh again at inappropriate things.

874
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,720
Speaker 3: Nothing like the nineties. Nineties.

875
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 5: We had Lemon Color, we had Martin, we had Wayne's brothers,

876
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 5: we had Fresh Prints. Everybody was making fun of everything.

877
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 5: And we was having a lot of fucking fun, and

878
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 5: we're gonna bring that back absolutely well.

879
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 6: One of I'm sorry, are we getting another sex step list?

880
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 3: You trying to kill me? That was so much work

881
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 3: I know I do for this one.

882
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 5: I had to split that. I did seven different characters.

883
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 5: I had to split that check with seven disc people.

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Speaker 4: If you take what I.

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Speaker 5: Made and you times that seven hours of makeup and

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Speaker 5: then I worked nineteen hours after fourteen hours after that,

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Speaker 5: that left me with two hours sleep. I made a

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Speaker 5: dollar fifty hour on that movie between seven characters. I

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Speaker 5: just want to do black Man. It's just me as

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Speaker 5: a black man. I ain't gotta be in no makeup.

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Speaker 5: I ain't gonna put on no heels. I ain't not

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Speaker 5: no prosthetics.

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Speaker 3: I know, but I did that to really your in Now.

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Speaker 3: I want to do easy shit, all right, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean. I'm old. I want a Netflix and chill.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to doggy starn no more. I'm an

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Speaker 3: old nigga.

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Speaker 5: I want to be on my knees and she on

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Speaker 5: her knees. My knees start hurting. And when I get

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Speaker 5: up here and it's gunshots. You know what I'm saying

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Speaker 5: like that. Just you know what I mean, I got

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Speaker 5: you maybe one day, you know, talk to Netflix. I'm

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Speaker 5: down if I do have you in it, just because

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Speaker 5: you came up with me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I would.

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Speaker 1: I'll have you play one of the one of her girlfriends.

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Speaker 4: You can play.

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Speaker 3: You can play Dawn's girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I love.

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Speaker 3: You have to leave that. Oh, you can play Jasper's sister.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, good grease.

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Speaker 2: You can check it out now on Amazon Prime. And

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Speaker 2: we appreciate you for always coming up here. Man, Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Follow me on Instagram at Marlon Wayans.

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Speaker 5: Uh in Twitter at Malowayans or x whatever it called

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Speaker 5: TikTok Marlon Wayans, and uh, thank you for always having

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Speaker 5: me up here. I appreciate you, guys. And uh uh

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Speaker 5: give the shout out to Donkey of the Day. Uh

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Speaker 5: Charlamagne who didn't show up for his brother's appearance. That's

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Speaker 5: messed up.

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Speaker 1: It's Marlon Wayans. It's the Breakfast slog, good morning, wake

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Speaker 1: that ass up in the morning.

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Speaker 4: The Breakfast Club