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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Cris Welcome to Do you need ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgaraff.

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Speaker 4: Happy twoy fifty eight, Everybody.

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Speaker 1: Happy fifteen Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: This is our first podcast of the new year.

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Speaker 1: God damn, it feels fresh.

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Speaker 6: I know I'm kind of already just looking forward to

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Speaker 6: twenty sixteen. Hey, I'm gonna give it a few more weeks.

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Speaker 3: Why not look to the horizon if you can, you know,

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Speaker 3: give it a chance, because sometimes it's like when you

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Speaker 3: make pancakes.

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Speaker 1: And the first one is all fucked up.

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Speaker 3: Everybody expects January to like answer all their problems because

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Speaker 6: And plus I'm always trying to make those Mickey Mouse pancakes.

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Speaker 1: You can't do a circle with two smaller circles.

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Speaker 3: No, no, only the professional chefs.

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Speaker 6: All of my expectations for this year should be standard

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Speaker 1: Just maybe crape.

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Speaker 3: You can go slightly thinner, but don't try to do

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Speaker 6: The only thing that shooting your sites high does is

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Speaker 6: it raises your expectations. So I'm going to lower my

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Speaker 1: And fill out your fulfillments.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not get all lofty in twenty fifty.

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Speaker 1: Lofts just so sick of them.

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Speaker 4: Just maintain. Yeah they're drafty.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're usually not well insulated and you got to

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's the furniture's really pointy.

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Speaker 4: I hate loft.

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Speaker 1: God, they're so lofty.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh, it's good to see you again.

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Speaker 3: I know I haven't seen you in so long. How

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Speaker 4: My holiday vacation? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Just oh sorry, I forgot that you were a Muslim jew?

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Speaker 4: Is it filled with the only important thing Jesus Christ?

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Speaker 4: So I had a good time. Let's see how I.

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Speaker 1: Just negated you got your agenda going already.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was fun, went home, played with nieces and

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Speaker 4: Both Montana and Spokane.

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Speaker 1: What's your sister's name again?

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Speaker 3: Lisa Fairbanks Rossy, Hi, Lisa Fairbanks my best friend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she wants to be your best friend.

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Speaker 1: She is my best friend.

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Speaker 4: It was one degree?

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Speaker 6: What just one of the degrees and then it starts

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Speaker 6: It was just too cold to use it for skating boarding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people don't do it because, uh,

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Speaker 6: And then I got a kneeboard, and then I bought

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Speaker 1: That was eleven years ago.

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Speaker 1: It's really not true.

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Speaker 3: I did a show with you where you were the headliner,

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Speaker 4: They were there. They were like open wounds they were.

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Speaker 4: It's a war.

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Speaker 3: That's my new personality is the guy who likes wrestling.

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Speaker 3: We seriously lost our I don't even know those are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they?

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Speaker 4: They're older than Gen x ers. That's me.

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Speaker 1: That's yep.

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Speaker 4: Just Nirvana and bubble Gum.

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Speaker 1: Oh we had such a good time.

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Speaker 4: I loved it.

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Speaker 1: I really did. I can't believe it's over.

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Speaker 6: You've never heard us before, and then you've started a

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Hi, this is do you need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 4: That's the name of our I don't think we say

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Speaker 3: I think we should actually have the theme song going

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like Christmas music.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, but it's just the chorus that was my nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 3: If anyone has driven in Los Angeles in the rain,

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Speaker 6: If you're a motorcycle guy, you're only my friend once

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Speaker 6: you're not sitting on that that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, once you fell off it and got severe brain damage,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry that you hit your head. Let's go to

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Speaker 4: You're dead to me.

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Speaker 3: That happened at one of your audience members at the

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Speaker 4: It was weird. A whole table of them.

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Speaker 1: It was so weird.

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Speaker 3: It was like almost like your comedy was causing brain

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Speaker 6: They all collapsed at once. And I remember I had

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Speaker 4: Did we know they had all passed?

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Speaker 6: The end of the day, At the end of the day,

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Speaker 4: Neither of us like it. There, I was kidding.

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Speaker 3: I love the We're severely misrepresenting ourselves and our podcast conversation,

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Speaker 6: And I'm misrepresenting my style of comedy. Two old timey

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Speaker 3: But you know what, that shows your range exactly shows

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Speaker 3: you can do street comedy, plain jokes, whatever you like

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Speaker 6: Right exactly, because he also could do faces with eyes

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Speaker 4: Please Picasso stops singing, Please just paint. Do you have

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Speaker 6: Why do you guys all they get syphilis on purpose

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Speaker 3: I love a period piece and I like learning because

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Speaker 4: You were a homeschooled Montsori.

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Speaker 6: Style, Yes, that's right, style in the style of no teas.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so just no education whatsoever, a lot of granola.

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Speaker 3: But on the Nick, there was a woman whose husband

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Speaker 6: We've passed it, but we do a little quick ui,

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Speaker 6: April that she wasn't talking about. Where's April Flowers? I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 4: It's not me. I'm nuts, April. What I was trying

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Speaker 6: If I had a porn name, i'd grow a beard

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Speaker 6: I thought I got worried that I chased all the

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Speaker 4: So I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Brought it back. Yeah, you did it. Oh, let me

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Speaker 4: Let's get April down. Here.

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Speaker 1: Are we near her house right now?

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Speaker 6: And we are basically right Oh, I bet this guy.

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Speaker 6: I'll have a few things to say about where we're parked.

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hi? Is there more space? Thank you? Oh that's

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Speaker 1: very nice of you, Thank you. Thank I know it's small,

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Speaker 6: I know, because he had the look on his face

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Speaker 4: But that's just his relaxing bitch face.

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Speaker 3: But this was also a driveway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was buried. That was strange of him.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to block this person.

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Speaker 4: He actually set us up for a disaster.

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Speaker 3: Wait was that Johnny Knoxville, an old Armenian man came costume.

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Speaker 4: Is very concerned about what we're doing.

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Speaker 3: That's okay, we have to be less concerned about what Okay,

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Speaker 3: we're here, come down.

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Speaker 4: What I'm saying is I'm scared of.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just texting April.

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Speaker 6: He's coming from the laundromat. Do you ever think that, Oh,

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Speaker 6: he can't be a murderer. He puts quarters in a laundry.

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Speaker 1: Machine and he patiently waits until they all get clean.

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Speaker 4: He can't be a murderer. He has a via running shoes.

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Speaker 5: He can't be a murderer.

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Speaker 1: That means driving a Jennifer Christ's sake.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's funny that I said a villa because the

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Speaker 4: The other night I.

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Speaker 6: Couldn't sleep, so I just wikipedia serial killers.

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Speaker 1: Oh between the mirror, the nightstalker.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's one of the great because he had

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Speaker 1: I can talk about it all day long.

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Speaker 5: I do know. I laughed like that.

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Speaker 1: Day, and let's start smoking a packa.

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Speaker 6: Day, and let's buy gas like it's nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 6: I can't look at that price.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: That's that's.

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Speaker 1: And then you just keep making that noise can drive

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Speaker 4: This is just like.

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Speaker 1: They all where is her? Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Did she respond?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is that her? It is her? She's behind that pole? Mysterious?

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Speaker 1: Is she hiding a pole?

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Speaker 4: I think that's her.

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Speaker 6: It is it is.

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Speaker 4: It's so funny to me. There's a lot of uh there,

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Speaker 6: She's getting in Oh god, it's locked.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. Sorry, y. Yeah, that's so that you don't get

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Speaker 4: Okay, there's a microphone back there, I think there is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, feel around. I don't have an inside light right now.

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Speaker 3: Maybe this is uh, that's our funny trick to say.

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Speaker 6: Hello, this is hilarious here. Why don't you have the

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Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Hi there?

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Speaker 8: Did you don't know? I feel dumb if I'm sitting

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Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me get my flashlight on it.

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Speaker 4: This is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Did it become separated?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Well there.

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Speaker 6: Is okay, so I've just switched channels. That won't matter.

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Speaker 6: Well that I'm trying.

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Speaker 4: I like to talk shop to be switched back. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think so. It's not okay.

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Speaker 5: This is awesome. This is like a long like Bob

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Speaker 5: Barker mic.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it great?

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Speaker 5: Awesome?

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Speaker 6: It's it's so everywhere that our podcast fields like they've

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Speaker 1: Yes you can have them?

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Speaker 4: Do you just have them?

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Speaker 1: No? No, not ours our precious mics, I think.

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Speaker 6: I yeah, I always because we're in a moving car

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure enough.

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Speaker 1: The right suggestion, I've rubbed my.

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Speaker 6: Thumb or elbow or some other I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: You could never predict your boner.

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Speaker 4: It's probably my dick.

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Speaker 6: April Richardson, Hi, I know a really long time class

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Speaker 6: put my hand in a holiday.

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Speaker 5: How have you guys been? I'm sorry that my street

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Speaker 4: It's just we's.

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Speaker 8: Especially because now that that big fancy restaurant is there.

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Speaker 1: Also.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I think yesterday that Paris Hilton was on my street.

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Speaker 8: And the only reason I think this is because how

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Speaker 5: On the front and the back, and so I was like,

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Speaker 4: I guess someone that was handing out peace strips, But.

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Speaker 5: I'm also like, who is he? Why is she on

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Speaker 8: Who is she hanging out with on my street of

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Speaker 8: apartment buildings?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Russian ladies?

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Speaker 4: Phil Henry maybe it was Phil Hendry.

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Speaker 1: Was she getting waxed perhaps by an old Russian lady?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't make it a house called I don't know,

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Speaker 6: It was funny she came. She came into a coffee

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Speaker 6: was in Venice, and I was like, wow, that looks

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Speaker 6: I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: I think everyone's supposed to be.

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Speaker 6: And I was wearing a shirt, a thrash hairt long

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Speaker 6: said one of her cat and then everyone was looking

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Speaker 6: at her and I was like, oh, that is Paris Hilt.

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Speaker 4: This is a real story. She did say that it

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Speaker 4: seems like I made that up.

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Speaker 5: The worst brag of all time.

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Speaker 4: I'm not bragging. I have little to no respect for her.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to think.

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Speaker 5: She's garbage, but I'm saying, like I it was just

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Speaker 8: The l a lady that lives in the building next

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you either of you have seen her,

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Speaker 5: but like she she has pink.

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Speaker 1: Hair, she only wears black.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird that we're all color blind on my streets.

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Speaker 8: She wears pink only pink, has pink hair dyed, her

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Speaker 8: she's already like the local weirdo, like we're all like, oh,

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Speaker 8: the Pink Lady. But then one day I was flipping channels,

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Speaker 8: and you know how TLC has those like my Weird

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Speaker 5: She was on one of them. She was like that

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Speaker 8: She was like, I only have pink things, and they

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Speaker 1: I was pink love it.

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Speaker 8: So I thought for a second like, oh, this is hers.

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Speaker 8: But then I'm like, there's no goddamn way that lady owns.

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Speaker 5: A Bentley and lives on my streets. No, that's what

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, pink.

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Speaker 4: Lady owns I didn't realize that. I heard the part

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Speaker 8: But then I saw when I saw the pH in

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Speaker 8: I don't think that's got to be pairs.

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Speaker 5: Who else could that be?

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Speaker 8: It's either Angeline or Adeline the Corvette lighting she's still

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Speaker 8: driving that old I see her.

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Speaker 5: She hangs out of my hood all the time too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a pink there's a pink situation happening

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Speaker 6: That's when I noticed that when I see her Corvette

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's her, man. She can get whoever she wants. Really,

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Speaker 3: it's Angeline Chris how old. Her gloves are as big

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she has to be. I think have

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess she also she eats at what's that

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Speaker 8: terrible El Coyote at seven She loves Thousand Island dressing

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Speaker 8: on the tacos. Dude, Okay, not only does she eat

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Speaker 8: there every like every night between seven or seven thirty,

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Speaker 8: because I see your car parked out in front every

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Speaker 8: single night. How About when I first moved here, my landlord,

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Speaker 8: I was like, wear some good Mexican food. And my

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Speaker 8: landlord was like, oh, you gotta go to al Kyote.

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Speaker 5: It's the greatest.

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Speaker 8: And I'm like, okay, because I just moved here. So

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Speaker 5: I got a thing where I got tacos. I got

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Speaker 5: some Kobe where they serve me peas with like peas

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Speaker 5: and yes, and I was like, this is the best

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Speaker 5: ship in town. That can't be.

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Speaker 1: Right in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that is what my crazy old landlord, and.

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Speaker 4: That's why he's now your ex husband. These tacos are

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Speaker 3: This is so weird, David, Like this can't be right,

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Speaker 3: Like this can't be the best recommendation.

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Speaker 1: It's not right.

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Speaker 3: I've Coyote, where we used to just only strictly get

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Speaker 3: their margaeraitors are like triple strong, and but the food

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Speaker 3: is literally it's like two stoned kids in a college

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Speaker 1: Like I got served.

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Speaker 3: I think maybe it must have gotten a tostata and

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Speaker 3: it was literally like a flat chip with iceberg, lettuce

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Speaker 3: and Thousand Island dressing on it, where I'm like, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, now I missed my grandma who used to

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Speaker 3: put the thousand dressing on everything, none of which has

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Speaker 3: anything to do with Mexico.

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Speaker 4: I hate peas.

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Speaker 5: But that's the thing. It's not even americanized Mexican food.

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Speaker 1: No, no, not to what I didn't get.

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Speaker 5: It's like, this isn't even americanized.

459
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Speaker 1: This is just like my favorite nothing.

460
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 4: I guess my favorite.

461
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,720
Speaker 6: Part of it is there is a Spanish word for

462
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:40,560
Speaker 6: coyote that they decided not to use, El coyote.

463
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,400
Speaker 4: Yes, like when you're in.

464
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 6: When in Austin they really like to shove the Alamo down.

465
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,440
Speaker 6: Everyone's throw out right, So they there's like a street

466
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 6: called Guadaloupe, but everyone will like correct you and go

467
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 6: it's Guadaloup wa And I'm like, really, but I just

468
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 6: took Spanish in college in Montana.

469
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Speaker 4: I believe it's Guadaloupe. People will stop and go.

470
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 6: What oh you mean guadalop Yeah, take him right there

471
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 6: and then on the bus.

472
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 4: So they would say everything.

473
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 6: In English and then repeat it in Spanish, so it'd

474
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 6: be the next street it's guadaloup and then in Spanish

475
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 6: they'd go, whatever, I don't speak Cala.

476
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 4: That's the guadaloupthing.

477
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 5: We do here where we all agree.

478
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 8: Everybody just agrees it's Los Felis when it's really.

479
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what was zach alphanakasi stuff?

480
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: The joke uh vita vita?

481
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew I did that for real. Also when

482
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 5: I first moved here.

483
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I say that instead of I.

484
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 8: Thought cohna for real until I heard somebody else say

485
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 8: it that lived here.

486
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 1: I used to pronounce it in my head Kui hunga.

487
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 5: That's way better.

488
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 1: Sorry, I wasn't trying to one up your story.

489
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,160
Speaker 4: I always except that was way better.

490
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: So this did we already say?

491
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 3: This is our driving in the rain episode with April? Yeah,

492
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 3: so we're just trying to uh because.

493
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 4: We love a rainy night, just like Eddie.

494
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 5: Edie my mom.

495
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 3: That's her jam he had that he had windshield wipers

496
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 3: in that song.

497
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: That's why I love that song so much growing up.

498
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 8: That is like one of Donna's jams because when I

499
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 8: grew up that Juice Newton is her jams.

500
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 5: Like you don't even be starting on like eighties country music,

501
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 5: because that is my ship.

502
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 8: To watch the totally Overridge Boys. I had so many

503
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 8: Overage Boys seven inch records, which I still have.

504
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 5: I was already my Mobby suit and American.

505
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: Maid and thousands of dollars.

506
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 4: That reminds me of April. When when I did your

507
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 4: h what's the high school there? Save by the Belly,

508
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 4: go Bayside, sorry your podcast, go base. Yes, when after

509
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 4: I did that, you.

510
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 6: Gave me some album frames and for the longest time

511
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 6: I sat on him, I was gonna give him.

512
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 4: Back to you.

513
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 5: Would I couldn't find my albums, none of them.

514
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 6: I couldn't find any of my albums, And then the

515
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 6: other day in a scared I r s tex Search.

516
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait? Can I guess what it was?

517
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 5: I'm guessing Oakriage Boys. I hope that's where this is

518
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 5: the Sea was from.

519
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm feeling Kenny Rogers the Gambler.

520
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I never respected him. Never. Nah.

521
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 3: He was the masters crossover artists of the eighties.

522
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: Wait are we out of country? Are you gonna? Is

523
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: it gonna be?

524
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 4: When? When did you guys ever think like any stage

525
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 4: of country? I was just talking about.

526
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 8: The Oakreage Boys, and then you immediately were like, oh

527
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 8: my god, album for week. So I was like, clearly

528
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 8: you framed your Oakreage Boys albums.

529
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,959
Speaker 4: No, it was just albums in general.

530
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 3: I didn't know that album. Yes, is it Special Beat Service?

531
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 6: It's very close as you made me think of English Speed,

532
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 6: which is just a hint.

533
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: Is it the English Beat?

534
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 4: No? No, it was just a hint. Madness, so close?

535
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: So close?

536
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: What really?

537
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 4: There's only a third one? Yeah? Special?

538
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 6: Okay, so I have an old Specials album? And then

539
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 6: and then uh, Biz Marquis the diabolical Biz.

540
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 5: These guys running around, these Jewish guys running around. That

541
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 5: guy looked like a blues brother.

542
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 8: I was like, and I remember that it's Friday night

543
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 8: and they can't drive Saturday night and they can't that's.

544
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 6: Right, wow, especially in this rain, they gotta be uh well.

545
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: And also there's those big fur hats that's gonna absorb

546
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 3: a lot of water that's gonna get heavy.

547
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 5: But yeah, so that's cool.

548
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 3: But wait, can I ask a question? The Bi Marquee

549
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: album isn't the one where he's crying on the front.

550
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: It's my favorite picture of all time.

551
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 4: No, him and his him and his MC is DJ.

552
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 4: I don't know which he's the MC his DJ, I

553
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 4: don't know who what. They're eating cereal?

554
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 6: But in the cereal it's tiny musical instruments that I

555
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 6: think are really Christmas ornaments.

556
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 5: Wait, so did you and these are like hanging.

557
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: Up in your room?

558
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, so thanks for the Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah.

559
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 4: I sat on him for a year.

560
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: Well you had to wait till the time was yeah,

561
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 3: to figure out the perfect albums.

562
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah or any And then I finally found him.

563
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 3: What are all these people lining up for Purple Rosa

564
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 3: Cairo's playing at the New BEV.

565
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 4: I also found the men at work, but everyone frames

566
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 4: that one.

567
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 5: So yeah, come on, that's cliche at this point, Lo,

568
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 5: you bad if it's not. What time is it?

569
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 8: We seriously might drive by Angeline's car? Oh my god,

570
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 8: because that's right, there's the elk. I'm telling you I

571
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 8: walked by because this is on the way to Like

572
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 8: I walked by like five nights in a row, and

573
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 8: it was there, and there were times where she would

574
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 8: just stand out outside, like just stand by.

575
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's not till seventh.

576
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 3: I think Angeline and her type, like with Dennis Woodroff

577
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 3: and all those people, it's kind of like for New

578
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 3: Yorkers it's the naked cowboy at times square.

579
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 5: Oh didn't he's the guy with all the crazy stuff

580
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 5: written on his car.

581
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: Right, like I'm an actor Dennis Woodroff. Yes, okay, I

582
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 3: don't think you've seen him. I think I didn't see it.

583
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 4: I didn't see it. It's two. It's it's reflective.

584
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: It's water everywhere.

585
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right to see that guy around a lot.

586
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 8: And then I also see the guy who whoever it

587
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 8: is that has on the back of their car, like,

588
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 8: you know, hire me, I'll be a Santa on stilts

589
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 8: on a trampoline or whatever. Have you seen that took

590
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 8: a picture of it because it's just in hand, Like

591
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 8: it's those letters that you put on your mailbox, like

592
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 8: like I'm an actor, I'm a whatever, I'll be Santa.

593
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 8: I have a trampoline.

594
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 5: I'm not joking like in my hood a lot that.

595
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh that's terrific.

596
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 6: That's usually the letters someone to remind you they Jesus

597
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 6: saves ye.

598
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 5: Usually he might be that guy, the rainbow wig guy.

599
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 6: I wish he would remind people about Jesus while jumping

600
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 6: on a trampoline.

601
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 5: That guy was in the set.

602
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 8: My mom has her picture taken with that guy in

603
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 8: the seventies. She was like, I saw the Jesus Saves guy.

604
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 8: Oh now, yeah, whoever that guy is?

605
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you haven't Dave Anthony's the doll

606
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: Up podcast which sorry to triple cross reference podcast when

607
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 3: and no One's self interested in the car right now,

608
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,959
Speaker 3: But there's a doll Up episode where they Dave tells

609
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 3: Gareth about the Rainbow guy and it's the most fascinating

610
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 3: stories he has, like no.

611
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's that guy.

612
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to I'm gonna be like completely

613
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 3: paraphrasing and making things up because I listened to it.

614
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: A while ago.

615
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: But basically, that guy used to go to every football

616
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 3: game he could go to just to get on camera.

617
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 3: And the people that the directors and the people that

618
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 3: were shooting, because it's when they first started shooting team

619
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 3: like sports things, they would all try to avoid shooting him.

620
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 3: They would try to shoot around him all the time,

621
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 3: and he started to catch on and then like hide

622
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 3: the wig and then pop it out when he saw

623
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: the cameras were shooting, like he would get behind the goalposts.

624
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: It's such a fascinating story you had.

625
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 8: It was just so we could get like well, because

626
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 8: he was always just so we could get the Jesus

627
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 8: saves like the John three sixteen on camera. Yes, yeah,

628
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 8: because my mom, I know, she's got a picture of

629
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 8: him that she took like in a Falcons game or

630
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 8: whatever in like the seventies.

631
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 4: Guess it's the same guy that has labels on the

632
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 4: back of his car or I've.

633
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 5: Just oh no, yeah, that's like someone.

634
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 6: I'm just here because we didn't hire a grandpa.

635
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: You just got oakage boys, all right.

636
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 3: But my thing I was gonna say was just la

637
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 3: is such I think Angeline and those types of people

638
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: who are trying to get famous for famous sake on

639
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 3: nothing is like la in a nutshell to me that

640
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: it's hilarious and also that it works, like it does work.

641
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: Do people love a person with a car of one color?

642
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 8: Or every time I see Angeline because she does hang,

643
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 8: I think, okay, she's also must be a creature of habit.

644
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 5: I have had so many run ins.

645
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 8: And Angeline and I am funny because also when I

646
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 8: this is like I don't know, five years ago or so,

647
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 8: when I went when Morrissey played the Palladium, he played

648
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,959
Speaker 8: ten Nights in a Row, and so I was in

649
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,479
Speaker 8: line out front, like ten nights in a row, and

650
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 8: across the street is that coffee bean, And it was

651
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 8: the same thing where like at five o'clock every single

652
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 8: day at that coffee bean, she would go get coffee

653
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 8: like to where everyone in line, Like by day three,

654
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 8: we're like, oh yeah, there's Angeline, like and then I

655
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 8: was talking to somebody else who goes, oh yeah, she

656
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 8: eats at this place every day at noon, Like I

657
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 8: think she has no joke, Like the same four places

658
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 8: she goes at the exact same time every day, Like

659
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 8: if you didn't already know she was mentally ill.

660
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 5: Now you have this evidence, but like, yeah, she's nuts.

661
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 3: And order a serial killer. Then you'd be able to

662
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 3: jump on that schedule and she's gonna be It.

663
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: Would be so easy.

664
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 8: But it is funny that she so when I see

665
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 8: her at all these places, she does always have people like

666
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 8: taking their pictures with her or getting her autograph. Sure,

667
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 8: and I'm trying to think back, like how I found

668
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 8: out who she was and it really was. I think,

669
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 8: when doesn't she have In some movie they blow up

670
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 8: it's like Independence Day or something like aliens blow up

671
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 8: a billboard of hers, like I'm not even shooting you,

672
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 8: Like I think that was the first time I saw

673
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 8: who she?

674
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: Remember, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

675
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 3: In many establishing shots of movies from the eighties that

676
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: were set in La Yeah, and Angeline billboard would be

677
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 3: part of how you knew that's where she was.

678
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 4: Kind of like the guy on Rollerblades with the turbine

679
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 4: that plays.

680
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: Guitar in Vennis, exactly that guy.

681
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 4: I it was so weird to see him because I

682
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 4: see him all the.

683
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 6: Time and he seems like a sweet old guy, right,

684
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 6: and he on the guitar, like I like what he does,

685
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 6: and it is I'm going to multitask on near the ocean.

686
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 4: That's his that's his business.

687
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: Kind of awesome.

688
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 4: And but he I saw him get into a kind

689
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 4: of nice Mercedes. Mercedes is am I trying? No, he's

690
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 4: not homeless at all.

691
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 6: He's getting that that residuals from the movie La Story.

692
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

693
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 8: Well, he tried to sell me a CD because we're

694
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 8: not one of the times. How many did you buy?

695
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 8: Because he's got a Mercedes.

696
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 5: That's the thing, you guys.

697
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 8: I paid for the Mercedes, treated of a Mercedes for

698
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 8: his entire CD stock.

699
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: It's good music.

700
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all shredding all the time.

701
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 3: And now, April, do you want to talk a little

702
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 3: bit about Morrissey because you are his number one fan.

703
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: I know he's going through some stuff right now. Is

704
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: there anything you want the people to.

705
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: Know through he?

706
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: Well, I think he just maybe had like skin.

707
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 8: He said something about cancer in some interview and I

708
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 8: think it's just he's a drama queen though, and so

709
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 8: I bet he just got mole removed or something.

710
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 5: I know, it's weird, right, I don't know, it got

711
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 5: a little weird.

712
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 8: Because like he this past tour, I flew a little

713
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 8: too close to the sun.

714
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 5: My friend like open for him.

715
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 8: And like would tell me I don't want to talk,

716
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 8: but like, okay, yeah, I know I got to know

717
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 8: like Tony Wisconsin to who like produced, Like I just

718
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 8: got to know a little too much in there, yeah,

719
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 8: where I was like.

720
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't I don't want to know this much

721
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 5: about this guy. Yeah, like don't get me wrong, Yeah

722
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 5: I am his number one fan. I totally know he

723
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 5: can be a dick and like all that kind of stuff,

724
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 5: like you can't.

725
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 8: You know what I mean, But like, yeah, there were

726
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 8: just some sad things like about him drinking too much

727
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 8: and everything where I was like, oh, I don't want

728
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 8: to know he's like a sad drunk.

729
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to But then it makes it.

730
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 8: Then it's like, okay, well that makes sense that that

731
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 8: guy would like go drink alone because like he's professionally sad.

732
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 6: Every time when you start reading about a hero and

733
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 6: then they get to that catheter story or something, you're like, whoa,

734
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 6: he slipped in his own sad.

735
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: We wait a.

736
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 5: Little a little bit where I was.

737
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 8: Like, oh, maybe I should know as much, but I

738
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 8: mean I don't know. I still followed him around. I

739
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 8: still went to see him like ten times this year.

740
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 8: It was pretty fucking great. Like the last well he

741
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 8: canceled on me. I was supposed to see him in Detroit,

742
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 8: and yeah, I should have switched out on a plane ticket.

743
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 5: But I would to see in Texas. ACTUAL wouldn't see

744
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 5: him in Austin.

745
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: Whoa jesus, I did not see that car. I did

746
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: not see that car.

747
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 5: I don't think that was your fault.

748
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: Was he coming out of a parking spot?

749
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. I think he's just

750
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 5: like a honkathon. I'm just trying to out everyone is

751
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 5: honking for what the fuck?

752
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 1: That was super crazy.

753
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 5: I don't think that's you at all. I'm not kidding.

754
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 5: I think somebody's doing something behind you. You know.

755
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 4: The hankon happens right between four months and the and

756
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 4: that's not even a joke.

757
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 5: Let's go eat it, red lobster.

758
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Oh. I can't. I can't go there.

759
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 5: I can't allergic to delicious things.

760
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: I like Morrissey hate Joy, So I can't go there.

761
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 5: But you could just o d on those chick her

762
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: baby biscuit.

763
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: Dude.

764
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: We had one year at Thanksgiving, my friend Adrian at

765
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and her in laws brought a bag of cheddar

766
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 3: Bay biscuits.

767
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: From a lot. Stated it was the greatest thing. I'd

768
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: never had them before.

769
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 8: Let me tell you one of the greatest nights of

770
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 8: my life because the only Red Lobster I know around

771
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 8: here is in Compton and it's by the Forum.

772
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 5: And there was one night where me and Ship and.

773
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 8: Like Kyle Canadan and a bunch of people went to

774
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 8: eat at Red Lobster and then saw Prince.

775
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 5: Oh, it was pretty much the greatest night of our lives. Wow,

776
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 5: it was amazing. Yeah, perfect night.

777
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: That was pretty great.

778
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 4: I could have seen Prince in Portland.

779
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 6: I had tickets and I was I was slated to go,

780
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 6: and I stayed at my friend's house and she's an

781
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 6: old friend and I don't want to whatever.

782
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to tell the story now.

783
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: Because I'm too old.

784
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: No, she will hear it.

785
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, telling these stories and then I'm hurting people's feelings.

786
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 6: How the point is, I got locked in a fucking

787
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 6: room and I'm like, I'm supposed to be a prince

788
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 6: right now, but I can't get out of this room.

789
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 5: And my friend, the feelings of your kidnapper.

790
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 4: And I had to pee in a in a never mind?

791
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 5: Stories are how do you get locked in a room?

792
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

793
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 6: I just did it, just I had to pee in

794
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 6: a clothes hamper. What I was in there for like

795
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 6: five hours? And I'm like, I'm supposed to see Prince

796
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 6: right now.

797
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 5: Were your friend kept you locked in?

798
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 4: It was not No.

799
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 6: Everyone thought I had gotten out and my phone died

800
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 6: and I got locked in a room.

801
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 4: It's like, why didn't you just text me my phone died,

802
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 4: that's what happened.

803
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 5: Why didn't you just knock on the door and be like,

804
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 5: I'm locked in this room?

805
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 6: Was could not Kno, there wasn't someone on the other

806
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 6: side of the door rubbing their hands together.

807
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 5: I don't are I know.

808
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 6: That's why I wanted to stop telling this story really quick.

809
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 6: The story is over, Prince.

810
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: The story is over, except were you on mushrooms? Yeah?

811
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 5: There's what are we missing here?

812
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: There's a large slice.

813
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 4: Of leaning out.

814
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: All right, we'll move on.

815
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 8: Okay, I feel like you're not seeing friends is the

816
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 8: least important part of the Yeah.

817
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 4: No, that's why I started to tell it. But then

818
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 4: I just want to back out.

819
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 3: So let's let's let him back out and let me

820
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 3: take over by very smoothly telling the story of the

821
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 3: night that we went to see Robert Smith and the Cure.

822
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: Yes, and my crazy roommate who.

823
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 3: Was obsessed with the Cure, made us go after the

824
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 3: concert to stand outside his hotel so we could try

825
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: to get his autograph. Right, So we stood for three

826
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 3: hours out so many times outside the hotel, and then

827
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 3: a van rolls up and the drunkest human being ever

828
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 3: to exist on the planet, Robert Smith, Oh no, rolls

829
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: out of this van.

830
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: No.

831
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: What's great about Robert Smith is he already looks like

832
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: a fucked up person. Yes, like when he's fresh for

833
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: the show at seven point thirty, he already looks like

834
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 3: he's a drunk high school girl. He basically looks like

835
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 3: me in high school, all drunk with smeared lipstick and

836
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 3: dyed black hair.

837
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: And he came out and.

838
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: Like did the thing where you know when you're drunk

839
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 3: and then you just kind of like you're trying to

840
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 3: take things in and you haven't caught up with regular time,

841
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 3: so he would. He was just staring at all of

842
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 3: us like he didn't understand what was happening. You talk,

843
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 3: you all know, my friend Kristin like goes up and

844
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 3: she's like, I'm Kristin, I met you and tries to

845
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 3: tell him some story like you remember me, and it's

846
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 3: like the man is clearly like almost needs to be hospitalized.

847
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: For being so drunk.

848
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 3: And she's like and this and that, and he's like, oh,

849
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: like nonverbal. It was one of the funniest things I've

850
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 3: ever seen, Like she's just telling some long story about

851
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 3: how they'd already met once before and he did not

852
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 3: know where he was.

853
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 5: Did he have like handlers, whim or anything, or was

854
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 5: it just him, like it's stumbling out.

855
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: Of It was kind of just him because it was

856
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: so late at night.

857
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: They were all drunk, so I think it was probably

858
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 3: a couple roadies, maybe another guy in the band and him.

859
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: It was really fun.

860
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 6: Someone says handlers. I just imagined them in Cowboy club.

861
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 6: Was that made me laugh.

862
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,919
Speaker 4: I've only heard that he is the sweetest like most.

863
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 5: I met him once in Atlanta, and I don't think

864
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 5: he was. He acted he was. He was very, very nice,

865
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 5: but he acted like a five year old kid, like

866
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 5: he was so shy and so like like you know what.

867
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 4: I mean, She's that weird ass movie with Sean Penn

868
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 4: and where.

869
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,959
Speaker 5: He was supposed to be him, he just he really

870
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 5: was the only thing and I was like, is this

871
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 5: a joke movie?

872
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

873
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 6: The only thing missing was any cure music but his

874
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 6: wife and it was Francis McDermott, and he had quit

875
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 6: doing music because some kid committed suicide listening to his

876
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 6: said cure like music, and his friend was David Byrne

877
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 6: in it Did that really happen? No?

878
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 4: No, And he ends up hunting some.

879
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 6: Nazi guy that and he buys a black truck and

880
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 6: gets a gun and he drives to find this old,

881
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 6: aging Nazi.

882
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 4: To kill him. But he does it. It's an amazing movie.

883
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 4: It's just but he acts like a five your old knonet.

884
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 6: Sean Penn's performance ruins it for me because he's like,

885
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 6: does this weird Truman Capote voice?

886
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 4: I got the right, like, what are you doing? Weirdo?

887
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 4: You could have at least watched Robert Smith's speak.

888
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Wait, let me ask, is this movie already out?

889
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it was like years old.

890
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah it isn't. I feel like it wasn't.

891
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,479
Speaker 5: It probably went straight to video?

892
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. I stumbled on it on Netflix, went straight.

893
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: To VHS.

894
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 8: Restarted a VHS pressing planet. Yeah, but it was I

895
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 8: think I saw on Netflix tow or saw the preview

896
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 8: because I was flipping through and the three like the

897
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 8: screen grab is, you know, Sean Penn looking like Robert Smith.

898
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 5: So I was like, what the fuck is this? I

899
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 5: couldn't believe it was a real man? Watch it looks

900
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 5: like a joke movie within a movie, you know.

901
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't believe it existed.

902
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that Francis mcner, she was in it, So

903
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 6: I'm like that legitimized it for me, Right, that's it

904
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 6: Sean Penn should.

905
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 5: But but yeah, I waited.

906
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 8: I when I saw The Cure in Atlanta at the Roxy,

907
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 8: like one hundred years ago, I did the same thing,

908
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 8: Like I waited outside for like four hours for them

909
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 8: to come out.

910
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 5: And he was cool.

911
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 8: I mean, he came out and like talked to everybody

912
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 8: after the show, but it was yeah, he was really

913
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 8: weird and shy and like.

914
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 4: Looked at his shoes and Yeah.

915
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 5: There are certain times where I'm like, oh, that ain't

916
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 5: an act, you know what I mean, Like, Yeah, there

917
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 5: are some people I see where I go, oh, you're

918
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 5: so fake whatever. But then with him, I'm like, oh, no,

919
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 5: you really are that weird?

920
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 4: Right right?

921
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would only expect I'd be disappointed if he

922
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 6: wasn't really that weird.

923
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.

924
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 4: He was like charismatic and yeah he comes.

925
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 8: Out like giving everybody finger guns and ships like you're Robertson.

926
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 6: The other story I have about hanging out with DiCaprio's Roberts.

927
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 4: Where's her English accent?

928
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 5: Where are you call me?

929
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 4: Bro? That's weird?

930
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 6: It looks beautiful, but take down your fucking Christmas lights

931
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 6: ramond on Santa Monica Boulevard.

932
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: Those do look beautiful.

933
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 5: Well the bottom exactly is that twenty four?

934
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 4: I feel like green light Goo? Whoa? Whose grandpa?

935
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 8: Am?

936
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 4: I so many grandpa's. I'm sorry, No, I don't care.

937
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm still traumatized by that weird honking. It looked like

938
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: I was going to broadside a person. I promising with you.

939
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 5: I think every I think the guy behind you did something.

940
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 4: Can I be the Devil's Advocate or the Is that

941
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 4: a movie with?

942
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: Yes, it is one of the greats.

943
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 4: Can I Can I be a Keanu Reeves movie? Right now?

944
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 4: I think that after the initial honk.

945
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 6: We were all kind of in shock, and your reaction

946
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 6: was to go fifteen for a little while, and then

947
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 6: more people started honking.

948
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 5: No, but I think but people even behind the guy

949
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 5: behind you were honking.

950
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: They didn't like that. I got scared, and he didn't.

951
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 4: Want to drive. They're like, step out of it.

952
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: Just good.

953
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 6: They were trying to do some honk, some road therapy,

954
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 6: some honk honk road therapy.

955
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 3: I have a clip on my phone if I can

956
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 3: find it before this light turn screen of Kennu Reeves

957
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: in The Devil's Advocate, because it's this one part that

958
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: I couldn't when I watched it on TV. I could

959
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 3: not believe it happened. And it did, and I'm going

960
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: to find I.

961
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 5: Remember seeing that movie in the theater and it actually

962
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 5: scared again. Yeah it was a teenager.

963
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm worried. I'm so worried. And

964
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: what's gonna honk at us again? Do you want me

965
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 4: to find it?

966
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you.

967
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 5: Can, Pretty Jane, I went to that justin Timberlake show. Gee,

968
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 5: it was amazing.

969
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 4: It was amazing.

970
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw that billboard. This is gonna make me

971
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 8: sound like a real brat. But I saw that billboard

972
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 8: when I was walking around, and my dad is like

973
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 8: a super high roller. My stepdad gambles all the time

974
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 8: in Vegas. So I called him and was like, Hey,

975
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 8: is there any chance you give me tickets to this

976
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 8: justin Timberlake show?

977
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 5: Can you like call your high roller dude? And he

978
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 5: did and like totally got me tickets. So I just

979
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 5: drove there.

980
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: What then is?

981
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

982
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 5: It was rat And then I was totally alone.

983
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 8: I didn't know he was two tickets and nobody was here,

984
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 8: nobody could go with me, and so on Twitter, I

985
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 8: was like, if there were any is if there's anybody

986
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 8: in Vegas who wants to.

987
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 5: Go to the show with me? But I was like

988
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 5: ladies only, no dudes, it's not a fake date, no creeps.

989
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 8: And a girl answered me. So I went with like

990
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 8: a total stranger and how was she? She was nice,

991
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 8: she was super cool.

992
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 4: I like that story.

993
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really fun and the show. Yeah, I

994
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 5: think that's how she knew who I was nice. Yeah,

995
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 5: it was super fun.

996
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 4: I like that story.

997
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: Social media is really bringing him a basis.

998
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 5: I'm sorry it's working.

999
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: It really is social The Republicans can deny it that

1000
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: is not true.

1001
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 3: Here's here's the clip from Uh, here's the clip from

1002
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: Devil's Advocate. This is a part where they offer him

1003
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 3: a job, and this is Canna Reeves. Reeve's laughing at

1004
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 3: the man who's talking to him. If you'd hold your

1005
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: microphone up to my I'm.

1006
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 4: Going to use my microphone.

1007
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: Shoot speaker. Oh oh, this isn't on there we go.

1008
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 4: And get it. Yeah, it's so technology.

1009
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: I can't drive in the rain and show you a

1010
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: clip at the same time.

1011
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 4: That was originally what the Eddie Rabbits song.

1012
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have that so readily available on your phone.

1013
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 5: You watch that clip all the time.

1014
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite things. No, I was scrolling

1015
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: through as I was driving. This happen, please do. It's

1016
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: really funny. I was watching that movie, which is not

1017
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: a great movie, but there's some you like. I really

1018
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: do adore actors like Keanu Reeves that are just like

1019
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 3: ham bones. They're just like, oh, here here we go.

1020
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 3: Oh did everyone get that? It's the best thing of

1021
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 3: all time?

1022
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: Amazing.

1023
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 4: Kind of got to see his newborn bird baby look

1024
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 4: in his eyes.

1025
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 6: He I mean, no one ever said he's not a dummy,

1026
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 6: but man, everything I've heard about him is that he's

1027
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 6: nice as the dickens too, because yeah, but it's.

1028
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Like he's due to be mean.

1029
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1030
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, it's not accidentally forfeiting money.

1031
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 6: He gets paid to pay like people that, wait, what

1032
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 6: does he do? He gave millions of his own dollars

1033
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 6: to the crew to make some Matrix movie and never

1034
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 6: never advertised it or anything. They're like, yeah, he gave

1035
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 6: everyone one million dollars and didn't get any money for

1036
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,959
Speaker 6: making whichever Matrix movie?

1037
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: Wait, are you serious?

1038
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he does.

1039
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 5: I had no I've never seen any of the Matrix.

1040
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: It's because he Yeah, they're laughable. Everyone loves them.

1041
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 6: But I'm I'm the only one that was laughing at

1042
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 6: you know what in the Matrix, there's a deaf person

1043
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 6: in the theater, and so they had subtitles up and

1044
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 6: they were coming up right before his lines.

1045
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh so if you're seeing.

1046
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 6: At the bottom of the screen, it says Oki doki,

1047
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 6: and then he everyone fucking laughed. So I was in

1048
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 6: a theater of people that didn't enjoy the movie.

1049
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: You can't.

1050
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, Arthur died was Wait a.

1051
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 5: Minute, so which one I thought that they were all

1052
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 5: really successful. So it's like, why would he have to

1053
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 5: put up his own money for it?

1054
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe google it. It's it was an expensive

1055
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 4: movie to make.

1056
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 3: And maybe it may have been like a sequel that

1057
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 3: the studio wouldn't pay for it, but everybody else wanted

1058
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 3: to do it, and they were willing to pay him

1059
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 3: a bunch of money, but nobody else.

1060
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 4: That's exactly what's cool.

1061
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 6: And he and he has all these other like charitable

1062
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,959
Speaker 6: things where he doesn't no one knows about it because

1063
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 6: he didn't go. Hey, guess what, everybody, Me and George

1064
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 6: Clooney and Ben Affleck went to this thing, you know,

1065
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 6: right right, Because even though those guys are awesome, they

1066
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 6: make sure people know when they're in Rwanda or whatever.

1067
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: Of course, I don't like any are there.

1068
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 5: So you guys know, I'm going to.

1069
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: Do a really cool hotel rooms there is the Hotel Rwanda.

1070
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 4: How's the light shot of me swatting flies out of

1071
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 4: this kid's eye? Is lighting good?

1072
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 5: I don't think Clooney is really like that.

1073
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, come on, Cluin seems like a legitimate dude.

1074
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 5: He seems sincere Baffleck. I used to hate baffleck so much.

1075
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 8: And then when I saw the town, that's when I

1076
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 8: had to begin to go, Okay, I don't hate this

1077
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 8: guy that much.

1078
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 5: And then when I saw him a couple of times

1079
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 5: on Bill Maher, I was like, Oh, he might not

1080
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 5: be an idiot.

1081
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 4: No, he's not an idiot.

1082
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: He's an idiot, but.

1083
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 3: He really does seem like the guy that you would

1084
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 3: see in a bar who would pretend to pick up

1085
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 3: on you as a joke for his Yeah, that's a.

1086
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 5: Perfect thing I've ever heard.

1087
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: He just something about him, just always a smug smug.

1088
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 8: She like, yeah, and if you're gonna and especially if

1089
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 8: you're gonna package him to get, if you're gonna give

1090
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 8: me baffleck with Matt Damon, I'm going Maddie Dames every time.

1091
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mad Damon all day.

1092
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 4: So yeah, I even liked his ice bucket challenge video.

1093
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 4: I watched it a few times. Matt Damon did one yeah, yeah,

1094
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 4: because he was like, it's really dumb.

1095
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 6: California is in a drought, so this is water from

1096
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 6: my toilet and if you think that's gross, it's cleaner

1097
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 6: than most of the drinking water in all these countries.

1098
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 6: And so he made it about a water thing and

1099
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 6: like that love without belittling, you know, the Luke Garrick's

1100
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 6: disease or whatever.

1101
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 5: He seems like a genuine dude too part his own

1102
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 5: toilet water on his head.

1103
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: He's the best person on the plan.

1104
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 5: He's way way better than Benaffoleix. How are they best friends?

1105
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: I actually just watched the Legend of bager Vants last night.

1106
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 3: What because one of my favorite things to do is

1107
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 3: on off hours on Twitter to live tweet movies.

1108
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I think it's really funny and stupid movies that

1109
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: have been around for a long time.

1110
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 5: Of course, totally we forgot it. Will Smith, Yes, Will

1111
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 5: Smith is all knowing.

1112
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 3: He's the magical Negro that that was all the jokes

1113
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 3: at the time were like, but it's actually not a

1114
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 3: horrible movie like on the Grand Scheme. Like if we're

1115
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 3: talking like on the Devil's Advocates scale analogies.

1116
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 4: In it, Well, I think you need to take a

1117
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 4: sandwich to your relationship with your wife. Is it?

1118
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 8: Matt the golfer and you're in the sand draft take

1119
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 8: a little off the top.

1120
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 3: Matt Damon is a golfer who then went to World

1121
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 3: War Two and was like shell shocked and all messed

1122
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 3: up from the war. So and he left his girlfriend,

1123
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 3: Charlie's Throng, who is at her most beautiful. She's young,

1124
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 3: but she's also like a little bit. I'm in no

1125
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 3: way going to say she just has slightly more weight.

1126
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 4: Her face isn't a monster yet, well.

1127
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like she's she was when

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00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: she started. She had more baby fat like on her face,

1129
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: body faces.

1130
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's and denim could be fat. Come on, April,

1131
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 4: you got some baby fat jeans right, look at it.

1132
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: She was singing.

1133
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 5: They say baby fat on the butt, but it was.

1134
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: Actually like kind of engaging.

1135
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 3: And I'm telling you that Matt Damon is like, how

1136
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: do you deny Matt Damon him?

1137
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I watched all of We Bought a Zoo.

1138
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 3: Dude, I didn't I see all the movies kick Ass,

1139
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 3: Oh God, the Born movie, and he's doing another one.

1140
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: He's coming back to the franchise. Did I get you?

1141
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 4: I watched them all all.

1142
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 5: I love Matt Dames.

1143
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 8: The only thing is I feel like he might be

1144
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 8: short of me in real life, but like he's one

1145
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 8: dude where I'm like, I don't care.

1146
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 5: I don't even care about.

1147
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: No, No, he's got he's got a sparkle in his eyes.

1148
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 4: I didn't know women hated short men until uh, that's

1149
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 4: what you just said.

1150
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: No, I say I hate him. I have my own tall,

1151
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: tall girl issues.

1152
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 4: I I just.

1153
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 6: What's on that Tinder for a little and it hurt

1154
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 6: my feelings. And because no one, I never got a

1155
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 6: match thing.

1156
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 4: I never so I got off there.

1157
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 5: I was like this, I feel I was on there

1158
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 5: for like a month and never got a match to beautiful.

1159
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 4: I don't understand follow up. I fucking I will never

1160
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 4: I hate it. It made me feel terrible. But every

1161
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 4: woman on the Chris five uh five eleven and up.

1162
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 6: Please, Like, can you imagine if a dude said speak

1163
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 6: up in higher only happens.

1164
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 3: All the time, imagine anywhere in the entire world we

1165
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 3: live in.

1166
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but no one voices it on a and

1167
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 4: it's okay to have it on like.

1168
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 5: I think they are Chris, we're too old for Tinder.

1169
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 5: I'm not even being funny like it. I was like,

1170
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 5: I'm too old for that.

1171
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it was.

1172
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: It was.

1173
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 4: That's just moment.

1174
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, but truly, because it's like.

1175
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 8: So many of the dudes, at least two in the pictures,

1176
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 8: they would be like flexing or whatever.

1177
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's how young you are? Is that

1178
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 5: you think this is a good intro.

1179
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 3: It's all like it's guys in the under armour on

1180
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 3: Running Canyon, Yeah with Oakley Blades, Like could you be

1181
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 3: the one where it's like you look like a murderous

1182
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 3: account And because.

1183
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 6: Those are the dudes on there, I was horrified that

1184
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 6: someone would that knows me would see me on there, and.

1185
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 8: I'm yeah, I got off so much of that, like

1186
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 8: when I I'm just definitely too old for that. And

1187
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 8: when I was in Vegas for New Year's Eve, I

1188
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 8: was there.

1189
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 5: Alone and like this guy hit on me. He was nice,

1190
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 5: like whatever, he was fine, he wasn't a creep. But

1191
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 5: his two opening questions, the very first.

1192
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 4: Two things he said to me were where do you

1193
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 4: work out?

1194
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 8: What?

1195
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 3: No?

1196
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 8: What?

1197
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 5: What's your Instagram? And do you have any tattoos?

1198
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 8: Though there is two first questions, I was like, you

1199
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 8: are I just immediately went I'm way too old for you.

1200
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 8: Oh because if those are yeah, because those are the

1201
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 8: first two things you want to know about me as

1202
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 8: a person.

1203
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, na dude, and I was ten

1204
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 5: years older than him.

1205
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 3: I just think it's so impossible because to whether you're

1206
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 3: on social media trying to meet people, which then is

1207
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: just saying it's purely surface, like we're all turtles and

1208
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna judge you by your shell, right, which

1209
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with what people are actually like.

1210
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 3: I was talking to my friend about this and I

1211
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 3: was like, Tinder makes no sense to me, because that's

1212
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 3: like for me, like you at work working on a

1213
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 3: TV show. All the times you'll get like a fake

1214
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 3: crush on some grip that you see across the room

1215
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 3: that's like a super cute guy that you know whatever,

1216
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 3: But then you're.

1217
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 8: Amazing, amazing, I'm sure do not apologize the genius.

1218
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: Meet them at the party. When you meet them at

1219
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: the party, they're like the most.

1220
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 3: Boring person, or they're like whatever, they're politically offensive or whatever.

1221
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: It is like the idea that you think you can.

1222
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: But but that's the other thing is Tinders for hooking up.

1223
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 3: It's not for trying to meet a person that you

1224
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: could give a shit about or want to spend time with.

1225
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: It's just about hooking up.

1226
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 5: Which I just still feel like is a young man's game.

1227
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: Well, hell, yeah.

1228
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 4: Everything.

1229
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 6: When I was on there, every single person said, hey,

1230
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 6: I'm not here to hook up, I want to get

1231
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 6: married or whatever.

1232
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 5: I'm Tinder.

1233
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, almost everyone. Well I set to grown ups, right,

1234
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 6: and uh maybe not. Maybe I also had some kids

1235
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 6: in there, but whatever, it was. I believe someone when

1236
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 6: we when they say that, and I'm like, well, I

1237
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 6: guess I'll leave you. You're crazy if you're looking for

1238
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 6: based on five photos. Now, I know you're mentally ill.

1239
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to have a bab here's me in

1240
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 4: a vintage tennis skirt, but then also a baby.

1241
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 3: So you're doing that on Tinder, or you're in a

1242
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 3: bar trying to walk up to a person like hey,

1243
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 3: I like your hat.

1244
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: Like there's no way to win.

1245
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1246
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 6: When my mom like stopped drinking and she like wanted

1247
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 6: to still date, I was like, I wish there was

1248
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 6: something where someone could go like before basically I'm saying

1249
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 6: I invented match dot com.

1250
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 4: It's just before I knew it existed because the Internet wasn't.

1251
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 5: There was no cubid.

1252
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah you have.

1253
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: I remember you saying, why do you think that's some

1254
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: cool dudes on there? Really? Yeah?

1255
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 8: Because I think it's more I think it's more serious minded.

1256
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 8: It's more people my age, and you've.

1257
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 4: Got to fill out a profiles, not just like, hey,

1258
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 4: take a picture exactly.

1259
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 5: It's not It's not just five pictures.

1260
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 4: Five dick pictures. Yeah, is that what I did wrong?

1261
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 3: It was.

1262
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: Not yours.

1263
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 3: They were all different dicks from around the world, just

1264
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 3: clinical not even dick pic.

1265
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 5: Screenshots from like the surgery channels.

1266
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 4: They were straight out of a health book.

1267
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: And here's the main vein that everyone loves to talk about.

1268
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 4: My main vein. Knew. I think five a guy at

1269
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 4: that nude beach and say my main vein would be great.

1270
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 3: I think the only way to meet people is to

1271
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 3: go to Blick Art Materials on Beverly at night and

1272
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: just and brows with a kind of sadness about yourself.

1273
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: A charcoals.

1274
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 4: I get it, ever working oils. I don't like how

1275
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 4: it doesn't drive fast enough. So what size is your feat?

1276
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 5: How tall are you?

1277
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 4: What size is your feet? Don't you have an Instagram statoo?

1278
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 8: That was That was so crazy and I just was like, yeah,

1279
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 8: I'm too old for you, dude, and he was like, no,

1280
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 8: you're not. I mean like and then I found out

1281
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 8: he was a professional breakdancer?

1282
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

1283
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 4: What's on stage?

1284
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 8: He texted me like, here's the thing. I ended up

1285
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 8: giving him my number because he said it in such

1286
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 8: a way. And again he was a nice, charming dude,

1287
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 8: like I do not want to date him. He was

1288
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 8: perfectly fine though, Like I've been hit on by creeps

1289
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 8: and been like, do.

1290
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 5: The funk out of her, creep, But this guy was

1291
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 5: like a pleasant a pleasant conversation.

1292
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 8: At least especially when he was like when he was like,

1293
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 8: I'm a professional break dancer, I was like, oh, that's

1294
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 8: actually cool. And like he talked about like being in

1295
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 8: music videos, like doing international competitions, all is creepy.

1296
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 6: Talk about the day he got uh he got drafted

1297
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 6: from amateur ranks.

1298
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: But the way that he were professional my number.

1299
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 5: I wish I could remember it because.

1300
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 4: It was almost like was it well, head spinning? Should

1301
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 4: I be?

1302
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm supposed to be quiet out of respect.

1303
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 4: Out of respect for whatever? Fire? Are you having a stroke?

1304
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: What's happening?

1305
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1306
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't know or directly, what are you doing?

1307
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 4: Apparently?

1308
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,439
Speaker 1: Why was that? It is a fire truck just drove

1309
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: to our cars?

1310
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 4: He wanted, boy, maybe they did they just drove.

1311
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 5: I think we were blocking the driveway. They just drove

1312
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 5: was the flower shop whatever he was, he just drove

1313
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 5: into it.

1314
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: Okay, amazing.

1315
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 3: That was insane because I wish our listeners right now

1316
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 3: could have seen that you came into.

1317
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 6: Your t bone and your legally had a red light,

1318
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 6: and that was a fire truck coming from the opposite direction.

1319
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 4: Just it looked like he was going to do a

1320
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 4: U turn, and then he just drove towards us.

1321
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 5: It was like seeing a tree. It was like being

1322
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 5: in a tunnel on the train coming right at you.

1323
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 6: It's just some fireman trying to get April Richardson. Hey

1324
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 6: do you have any tattoos?

1325
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 4: She's gone, that's on fire. I can't put out I.

1326
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: Lost her again.

1327
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 5: Well yeah, so this guy, I wish.

1328
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 8: I could remember the technique because he just said it

1329
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 8: in such a way that like I couldn't go, you

1330
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 8: can't have my number. I've read the game Trust twice.

1331
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 8: By the way, when I was reading the game, a

1332
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 8: dude did come up to eat a bar. It was

1333
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 8: at the shortstop and like tried a game trick on me,

1334
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 8: like fully from the book, and I go I was like, hey,

1335
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 8: what chapter is that from?

1336
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 5: And he was like what.

1337
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 8: I was like, I'm reading the game right now. I'm

1338
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 8: pretty sure that's in chapter three or whatever. I was like, yeah,

1339
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 8: he like walked off and I called him out and

1340
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 8: he walked off.

1341
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 4: Oh that's the best.

1342
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 5: It was totally the best.

1343
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 4: That's like what you want to have him?

1344
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 5: It was pretty great.

1345
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: What if he was your husband?

1346
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1347
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 5: Nice guy, a really nice guy who was nagging me?

1348
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 4: So is this the thing that you would do? Those

1349
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 4: are nice shoes? Do they come in your size? And

1350
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 4: then high five? High five someone else in your triple set?

1351
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 4: I think, let me put on my ski goggles.

1352
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 5: Why not?

1353
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 4: Be right right?

1354
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 5: You got a pea?

1355
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 4: Yes, I know some of that yet that I haven't.

1356
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 8: That book is actually really fascinating, yes, because it's like

1357
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 8: half of the book. The sad part about that kind

1358
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 8: of stuff is it does work. Yeah, it works on

1359
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 8: care and I were talking about more weak willed people.

1360
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 8: But it definitely works, and it definitely is rooted in

1361
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 8: like just kind of psychology.

1362
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 5: One o one you know what I mean.

1363
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: I enjoy a good nagpally. Oh it's there was a guy.

1364
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: It was a guy that put his hands out.

1365
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 3: It was the moment of getting out of the car

1366
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 3: after a date where you don't know if someone want you,

1367
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 3: don't know where you are with.

1368
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: Are we gonna kiss? Are we gonna hug? Are we

1369
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: just going to be like by? See later? And I

1370
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: was so nervous about it.

1371
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 3: I'm such a I'm such a nervous weirdo anyway with

1372
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 3: all that stuff. And he just put his hands out,

1373
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 3: so I had to put my hands in his hands,

1374
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 3: and then it just broke all of it. It was

1375
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 3: just like, let's just break the physical barrier. I can't

1376
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: explain it, but it was really effective.

1377
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 4: See that I appreciate. It's like, oh, that's a good idea,

1378
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 4: not a hey, I hate your sweater, want to go out?

1379
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 8: Sometimes I don't know, I don't know how it works,

1380
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 8: but the idea behind it is, unfortunately the truth of

1381
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 8: you know, hot girls are used to getting everything their

1382
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 8: whole lot, like a hawk girl is used to getting attention.

1383
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 5: And is used to all dudes always falling all over her.

1384
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 8: So the idea being that if you don't give her

1385
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 8: the attention, or if you make it known that you're

1386
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 8: not impressed by her, she's going to be intrigued because

1387
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 8: she's gonna be.

1388
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 4: Like, what the what's this?

1389
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 5: All guys fall at my feet? What's this guy's deal?

1390
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 5: And so that's kind of like the science behind it

1391
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 5: or whatever is tower of nerdy dudes. Oh try try

1392
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 5: to hot girls.

1393
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 6: The ultimate, the ultimate version of that is not even

1394
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 6: looking at them and walking like.

1395
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 4: Look at me. Yeah, that's never Hey, I'm sorry. Usually

1396
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 4: people hit you didn't even look at me.

1397
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 5: You didn't even look at me. What's your deal?

1398
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to chase you out of this bar?

1399
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, leave me alone. I'm pacing around worrying about my career.

1400
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 8: So yeah, I mean that's the thing is like a

1401
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 8: lot of that stuff actually does work, but it's not

1402
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 8: like you should do it because it's still Dick moves.

1403
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 8: But half of the book is, well the guy, So

1404
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 8: the guy who wrote it, Neil Strauss, like he I

1405
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 8: don't have am I totally have you guys read it?

1406
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: No, No, I've like I've seen it. I had to

1407
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: read it for a job.

1408
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 8: We were just fascinating because he goes into it being skeptical,

1409
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 8: Like he goes into it being like, there's no way

1410
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 8: the ship works that I know about it. He talks

1411
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 8: about like the first half of it is like talking

1412
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 8: about the techniques, and the second half is like how

1413
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 8: he used them and they did work, and now he's

1414
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 8: like fucking all these ladies with all these pickup dudes,

1415
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 8: and how it gets like weird and gross.

1416
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: But that also say it sounds like a sales technique

1417
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 3: like that, that's what they used to do at the

1418
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: fair when you'd go in and they'd be like showing

1419
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 3: knives and then they'd be like, I mean, I thought

1420
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 3: mine was you know, I used.

1421
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 6: To knives at the fair for cutco for real. Yeah,

1422
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 6: so the production I was in some dumb reality thing

1423
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 6: but it was comics. It was like a spoof of

1424
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 6: reality shows. But the crew then worked on the pickup

1425
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 6: art that show.

1426
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 4: It was like overlapping.

1427
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 6: They were working on it towards the end of our

1428
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 6: show and uh and they the makeup girl said, everyone

1429
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 6: was like, oh yeah, this guy is a goofball.

1430
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 4: I'm I'm.

1431
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 6: His powers won't work on me. And she said he

1432
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 6: did sleep with most of the women that dealt that

1433
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 6: worked on the show.

1434
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: Even even though she said I made out, I.

1435
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 6: Made out with him, and I know I didn't even

1436
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 6: know what was happening. Discussion and so then I was

1437
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 6: getting on a plane and he got on the plane

1438
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 6: and he was wearing like shitty Janco jeans and those

1439
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 6: kind of smelled. He looked like a magician. And I

1440
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 6: was like, hey, you were working with the three ball

1441
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 6: or whatever the company I think it was three and

1442
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 6: he's like yeah, yeah, and he was looking around desperately.

1443
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 6: I was talking to him on a plane where he

1444
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 6: had nowhere to go. He was sitting near me.

1445
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 4: And he was staring at everyone like a murderer, like

1446
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 4: he was obsessed. He was so empty.

1447
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 5: Yes, that's how the book.

1448
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 8: Like the book ends with him talking about how all

1449
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 8: those guys in the pickup artist scene it does. It

1450
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 8: becomes they're just like all sex obsessed and they all

1451
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 8: it's like a score they're keeping and they end up

1452
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 8: like fucking like five girls a night because it's like

1453
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 8: it just becomes their life is like conquering women.

1454
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 5: So I don't doubt it. I mean, that's it's totally

1455
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 5: gross and creepy.

1456
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean to you.

1457
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: Just kidding.

1458
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 4: A reason man, Yeah, mystery mystery.

1459
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 3: I just think it's funny because there it's it is

1460
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 3: weird to me that someone hasn't put together a book

1461
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 3: of like the real things that people like, but it's

1462
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 3: always because the other It's like girls are writing books

1463
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 3: for girls about guys, and it's always like put in

1464
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 3: your hot rollers or whatever, where guys are like, we

1465
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 3: don't give a shit about that, and then guys are

1466
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 3: writing books for guys where it's like you got a

1467
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 3: pinner to the wall and I will murder you, and

1468
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 3: it's just impossible.

1469
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: It's just I feel very negative about it all, very negative.

1470
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 4: Oh I know I can hear you. I got my

1471
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 4: tonsils out and then he un deviated in my saptim.

1472
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 4: This was a couple of years ago.

1473
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: Mystery.

1474
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a doctor, isn't me that I'm the one

1475
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 6: that jumps around.

1476
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 4: Let's not point anything.

1477
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 1: It's a podcast.

1478
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 4: It's me pointing a finger at my own finger.

1479
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 6: I uh no, I a doctor did a nose doctor,

1480
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 6: a rhino plastic person. I needed my tonsils out because

1481
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 6: they gave me arthritis and ship they were disease balls.

1482
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 6: But while I did, he said, your nose has been

1483
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 6: broken a few times. Let's take your undeviate your septum.

1484
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 6: And for like a year it was amazing. I had

1485
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 6: better sleep. I quit snoring up or down, April left

1486
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 6: and then uh yeah, and then it just came back,

1487
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 6: and along with it he installed some snort mechanism.

1488
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 4: So when I laugh now, when I breathe in, oh,

1489
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 4: your doctor is a clown.

1490
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hilarious.

1491
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 4: One of my nipples squirts like a flower.

1492
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: You had no business going down there.

1493
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 4: He was a clown man. He's a clown man. To

1494
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 4: be fair.

1495
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 5: He did graduate with honors from clown college.

1496
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: He knows what he's doing. You just shouldn't be doing.

1497
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 5: You just thought you were the guy from Operation. You

1498
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 5: just dick anything anywhere.

1499
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: Leave the bread basket where it is.

1500
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 4: Anyway, I sound like an idiot when I laugh. Now,

1501
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 4: this isn't it? Is it? Yeah?

1502
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: This is it?

1503
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 5: That's my car?

1504
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 4: If this is it? Yes?

1505
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:48,720
Speaker 3: Is that about the twin towers? I'm reading April's license plate.

1506
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 8: Even more embarrassing. It is the catalog number for new

1507
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 8: Orders Technique album.

1508
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 5: Oh but see you don't he's not got it is

1509
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 5: because you don't know that unless you know it.

1510
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, Like, if you just look

1511
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 8: at that, that doesn't necessarily look like a vanity plate, No,

1512
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 8: not at all.

1513
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 5: But then if you're in the know you go, Holy ship,

1514
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 5: you go.

1515
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: I have to with her. That was number one.

1516
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 4: That album Technique changed my life when I was in Nice.

1517
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 5: It's my favorite.

1518
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's so rad. That's that's where it's like, Wow,

1519
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 4: my sister's awesome.

1520
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 6: She gave me this music. I don't have to listen

1521
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 6: to dire straits. Let me put down you stand by

1522
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 6: me soundtracks for a moment.

1523
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 3: Although they are making money for nothing, I do agree

1524
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 3: with that, but I would like to listen to something else.

1525
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 4: It's nice to get your chicks for free. But then

1526
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 4: it becomes a contest and.

1527
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 5: A night and it's we're a top hat bodies and god.

1528
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 6: Hearts an actual peacock on your head, a severed peacock.

1529
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, gross? Is it gross? Or did you

1530
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 4: just or did I just get your phone number?

1531
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 7: Blood pouring down his face, soon dressed like a huge

1532
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 7: male peacock, full body peak costume, pecking women's eyes out.

1533
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 1: You're stupid. This is nagging.

1534
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 5: I was now to have to get out.

1535
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, we usually end it, uh, we just

1536
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 4: let it fizzle out to the title.

1537
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 6: There's nothing. We never say this is the end. We

1538
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 6: just let you kind of awkwardly get out.

1539
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's not true.

1540
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 4: That's not true at all. April, you're the.

1541
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 3: Best, April. Do you have things to plug and talk about?

1542
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 3: What are you're working on when I don't have a job.

1543
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: Okay, he needs it? Yeah what I what?

1544
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 5: Chris Hardwick. I'm going to open for him on some shows.

1545
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 5: So that's fun.

1546
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 1: That's great.

1547
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 8: That starts next weekend on the road. Yes, in Sattle

1548
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 8: and Portland and Vancouver.

1549
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 4: And are you getting on a little plane?

1550
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,439
Speaker 5: No, I hope not. I don't think so. No, not

1551
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 5: a Buddy Holly plane. Yeah, no, I think a regular

1552
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 5: sized plane.

1553
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 4: No, they don't. The tiny jets they're the best.

1554
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 5: No, I'm not getting on one of those. I don't

1555
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 5: think commercial airlines only. Sure it's rider.

1556
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 1: Okay, smart smarts have.

1557
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 5: The ball right now.

1558
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 4: Put a bowl of fruit in there too, too.

1559
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 5: That's also demands.

1560
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 4: Eminem's no green Ones.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. And but you're still doing Go Bay Side.

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Speaker 5: No, it ended a few months ago, because it's like

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Speaker 5: the show's over.

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Speaker 1: I watched and you did every single There is a ceiling.

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Speaker 4: There's a ceiling.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So I'm like trying to think of my next idea.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever have I know you had mister Belding.

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Speaker 4: Did you have anyone else? Hell?

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Speaker 5: No, I didn't have mister Belding. You didn't, way man, Okay,

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01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 5: he's creepy. Maybe that's a dream I had, right, No,

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01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 5: I did not have mister Belding.

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Speaker 4: Do you have anyone else? Screech? No? Good?

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Speaker 5: Oh you mean the guy who just got arrested.

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Speaker 6: He stabbing that And they said, oh no, I was

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01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,599
Speaker 6: signing an autograph and I must have accidentally poked him.

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Speaker 4: With the pen like.

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Speaker 5: May like, you're right, who asked for your autograph?

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Speaker 4: I mean I was riding my autograph with a knife.

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Speaker 3: What I love about your podcast is that you recently

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Speaker 3: got mentioned for something. It was like a recommendation, remember,

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01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 3: and the picture they used. I can't remember specifically what

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Speaker 3: it was, but the picture they used was when I was.

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Speaker 1: On it with you. Oh nice, don't do you remember that?

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01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: And oh, I think gets a picture. I'm sitting on

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01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: a couch. I can't even explain to you.

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Speaker 4: You're weird about pictures.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, but it's said terrible No, oh no,

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01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: I feel bad.

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Speaker 5: No it's not.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but I remember it was like saying because it's

1591
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 8: like a new thing now that people are doing TV

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Speaker 8: show podcasts.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, that that's kind of what it was about, because.

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Speaker 1: But it kind of mentioned you as one of the

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Speaker 1: best ones, didn't it.

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Speaker 5: I mean maybe is it weird?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sort of, because like now it's a thing though,

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01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 8: Like I was the other day somebody you pointed out

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01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 8: the number one podcast on iTunes right now is to

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Speaker 8: do to watch Gilmore Girls.

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01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend Pat Walsh was gonna do that.

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01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like a thing now. Yeah, and you

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01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 5: were there America.

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01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, well so are mobile podcasts. A lot of people

1605
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 4: are jumping on that bandwagon.

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01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: Is that true?

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01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 5: This is such a rat idea, like.

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01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 4: An actual band they're in and they podcasting. No, there

1609
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 4: is another podcast that's in a bus Who ripped You Off? No,

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01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 4: he already was going to do that.

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01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 1: There's also there's no ripping off.

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Speaker 6: There's no you're right all ideas in the world. It's

1613
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 6: just out in the universe and people pluck away at things, right,

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01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 6: and what.

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Speaker 3: Happens within the car that's what matters exactly, Like how

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01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 3: we almost crashed on Beverly Yes.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Tomitry Martin didn't hear me tell those two jokes

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Speaker 4: that he bull hair.

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01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: Chris is going to name one too real, too real,

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01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 1: too real.

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Speaker 4: Well, i'd like to end it with positivity. Yes, I'll

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Speaker 4: edit that out. Okay, Hey April, good to see you again.

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Speaker 1: Ye. Yes, you guys too, Sorry that we had to

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01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: push it so late. We were supposed to start so

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Speaker 1: much earlier.

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Speaker 5: No, it's okay, okay, it's crazy kicking it all right?

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01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,960
Speaker 4: And you've been listening to do you need a ride?

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01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 4: D A Y N A R.

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01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 5: I leave in a you wanta way back home? Either

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Speaker 5: way we want to be.

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01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:11,760
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.

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Speaker 2: Time and a turmano and.

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Speaker 1: Gay, we want to send you off inside.

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01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,719
Speaker 5: You wanna welcome you back home?

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01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared or.

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01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 4: Was it fine?

1637
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 5: Now for?

1638
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:53,719
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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01:12:56,400 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 4: Do your need ride to ride? Do you mean with

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Speaker 4: Karen and cress

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Speaker 8: M