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Speaker 1: I love the subject I'm way more stupid than Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Before you read this letter, h the slatter gonna have

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Speaker 1: to be really something special for me to go along

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Speaker 1: with that statement. Right well, we're gonna find out if

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Speaker 1: you're way more stupid than Tommy. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm

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Speaker 1: a thirty seven year old married man with the most

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Speaker 1: perfect wife a man could ever ask for. She accepted

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Speaker 1: me with all my flaws and we never argue. Instead,

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Speaker 1: she calls me out on my bs and we talk

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Speaker 1: things through logically. I have a female friend that is

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Speaker 1: single and bitter, and whenever I brag about my great marriage,

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Speaker 1: she always throws shade. She always says that my wife

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Speaker 1: is hiding something because women love to argue. She even

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Speaker 1: implied that my wife may be cheating on me because

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Speaker 1: if she won't argue with me, she doesn't care about me.

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Speaker 1: I started believing my friend and wanted to test my wife.

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Speaker 1: I started picking fights with my wife just to see

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Speaker 1: what would happen. One night, I started an argument and

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Speaker 1: my wife was not having it, so she suggested that

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Speaker 1: I go for a ride to cool off. I took

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Speaker 1: my stupid behind over to my female friend's house. She

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Speaker 1: poured up drink after drink, and we got comfy and drunk,

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Speaker 1: and she took advantage of me. This was the worst

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Speaker 1: sex I ever had. When I got home at three am,

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Speaker 1: my wife was up and had been worried all night.

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Speaker 1: I had to keep acting mad until I could take

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Speaker 1: a shower and sober up. I felt so guilty the

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Speaker 1: next day. By midday, this other woman started calling and

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Speaker 1: texting me like crazy. She wanted me to come over

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Speaker 1: so we could talk about what's next for us. I

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Speaker 1: was like, wtf us. My response made her furious with me,

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Speaker 1: and she threatened to come to my house and talk

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Speaker 1: won't stop calling me. This woman is like one of

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Speaker 1: the boys, and I can't tell my wife I had

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Speaker 1: a one night stand with her. In fact, I don't

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Speaker 1: want anyone to know, Stephen Shirley, what should I do?

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Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, he's thank you. I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: that even you aren't this stupid? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're way more stupid than Tommy. You are absolutely right,

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Speaker 1: You are absolutely right on so many levels. Because I mean,

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Speaker 1: my wife, my wife listened to the show. Baby, I

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Speaker 1: ain't never done nothing like this him, but this boy

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Speaker 1: hit it done, baby, for him, it is somebody most

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Speaker 1: stupid than me. Babe, Baby, don't get points, but you

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Speaker 1: ain't done this. So what did you watch? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're doing stupid as this guy, so shut up for

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Speaker 1: the girl. But you're about to change that. Yes, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to help you here. Yeah yeah, I mean come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, dude, I mean, you cannot be this stupid.

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Speaker 1: Who is this stupid, this evil, trifling woman that you

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Speaker 1: not have friends of the opposite sex. How can you

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Speaker 1: buy all this stuff that she told you about your

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Speaker 1: about your wife. Women don't like to argue. Where does

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Speaker 1: she get that from? Especially mature women? They don't like

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Speaker 1: to argue. I mean, come, this is come on, but

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Speaker 1: you made the case why we shouldn't have friends of

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Speaker 1: the opposite sex, also with drinks involved, and she kept

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Speaker 1: giving you drink after drink, and then you're stupid behind

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Speaker 1: drove home drunk. I mean, this letter is just stupid

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Speaker 1: upon stupid upon stupid, just layers and layers and layers

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Speaker 1: of stupid. She's no friend to you, She's no friend

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Speaker 1: to you. She was just really trying to break up

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Speaker 1: your marriage. That's all this is saying. That's what she

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Speaker 1: was doing. She was in your ear. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean all you know, just doing all

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Speaker 1: of this and you say the sex wasn't that great,

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Speaker 1: so it wasn't even worth it. You messed up really

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Speaker 1: badly here. And you better pray that this crazy so

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Speaker 1: if she does, you better hope and pray that your

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Speaker 1: wife that you can convince your wife to give you

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Speaker 1: another chance. It's way more complicated than that, but we

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Speaker 1: gotta go, Steve, come on, this is crazy. The subject

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Speaker 1: is simple. I'm way more stupid than Tommy. Now. I

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Speaker 1: found that hard to believe, but throughout this letter you

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Speaker 1: proved me wrong. Your ass he is stupid. Okay, when

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Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna tell you just hot down

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Speaker 1: stupid you really are. Okay, all right, Steve, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up in

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject I'm way

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Speaker 1: more stupid than Tommy. Yeah you are. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, All right, Steve, come on,

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Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject I'm way more stupid

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Speaker 1: than Tommy. Well, ain't no recap. Let's just get it on.

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Speaker 1: This letter says I'm way more stupid than Tommy. He

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Speaker 1: immediately started proving his damn point thirty seven year old

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Speaker 1: married man with the most perfect wife a man could

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Speaker 1: ever ask for accepting me with all my flaws that

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Speaker 1: would probably be, including the fact that you're stupid and

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Speaker 1: we never argue. Instead, she calls out my bs. We

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Speaker 1: talked things through logically. You got a female friend that's

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Speaker 1: single and bitter, and whenever I brag about my great man,

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Speaker 1: she always throws shade. That's why she's single and that's

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Speaker 1: why she bitter. She always said that my wife is

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Speaker 1: hiding something because women love to argue, and that surely

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Speaker 1: made a good point. Women don't love to argue. They

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Speaker 1: really don't. Now, they don't go there if you push

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Speaker 1: him there. But that ain't what they like to do.

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Speaker 1: now let's get that out the way. Now. She always

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Speaker 1: says my wife has hiding something because women loved that.

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Speaker 1: She also said that your wife is probably cheating on me.

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Speaker 1: That's why she don't argue with you, so she don't

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Speaker 1: care about you. Now, this is how stupid this fool is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I started believing my friend holding women award. You started

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Speaker 1: telling you about somebody that you got and don't nobody

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Speaker 1: wanted her? Okay, all right now? And I wanted to

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Speaker 1: test my wife holder let me bag a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you just say you're married to the man, the

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Speaker 1: to go home and test her for what? Because you're

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Speaker 1: to see it right now, but I can't. So I

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Speaker 1: started picking fight to my wife just to see what

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Speaker 1: would happen. One night, I started argument. My wife wasn't

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Speaker 1: having it, so she suggested I go for a ride

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Speaker 1: to cool Law. Great move. I took my stupid ass

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Speaker 1: over my female friend's house. She pulled up. Drink after

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Speaker 1: drink after drink, we got comfy and drunk. She took

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Speaker 1: advantage of me. Now see hold up, dog, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: She didn't take advantage of you. For a man to

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Speaker 1: have sex, you have to get yourself in a certain position.

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Speaker 1: So anybody took advantage of you. Let's stop that hard.

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Speaker 1: For a woman to take a man, you have to

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Speaker 1: be aroused. You got a roused with them drinks in you.

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Speaker 1: She took advantage of me. Now higoto This where the

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Speaker 1: and y'all don't know why, because I'm I'm fenn to

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Speaker 1: pick out a piece of this letter I found When

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Speaker 1: I felt so guilty the next day. By mid day,

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Speaker 1: because she can't believe you had sex with her, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you why he had come here. Come.

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Speaker 1: Y'all ready, here it comes, it comes. She threatened to

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Speaker 1: I'm stressed out because she won't stop calling. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is it. This woman is like one of the boys.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell my wife I had a one night

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, y'all. This he got drunk, had the

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Speaker 1: always been curious about her. Now she wanted the boys

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Speaker 1: this can't go no further. I really like you as

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Speaker 1: a friend, and I don't want to hurt our friendship.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to play the game now, partner. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna make you sick to your stomach. We have such

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Speaker 1: a great friendship. I can talk to you about anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry this happened. I don't want this to come

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Speaker 1: between our friendship. Your friendship means too much to me.

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Speaker 1: You got to get into this game deep now it's

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Speaker 1: We don't want you as a listener no more. No really,

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Speaker 1: you gotta meet her or diary anything, Just throw it away.

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Speaker 1: You don't want your ass listening to this damn show

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Speaker 1: no more. If you take your stupid ass in there

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Speaker 1: fix it like I told you, and get back to

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Speaker 1: the best wife on the planet. Mess round had the

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Speaker 1: worst sex you'dan never had because she ain't got no practice,

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Speaker 1: she ain't had no sex, nobody else wanted whatever. Steve

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Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to The Dave Harvey Morning

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