1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And then you know what it's time. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,159 Speaker 1: You know it's time for After that, it was one 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: more hour and then it's officially asked doctor Jesse Friday. 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: Remember it gets your questions emailed in now, not tomorrow, 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: right now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: Three hours of asking me everything as we do every 8 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: single Friday. All right, I've been nerding out on more 9 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: and more history recently, been reading more and more recently, 10 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: and it's very clear that you enjoy history a lot 11 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: the same way I do. So am I going to 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: be mixing it in more and more in the show? Yep? Yeah, 13 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: I am? I am? And look, do you want to 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: talk about the FDA authorizing booster shots for six months old? 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: Or should we just do a little history first? The 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: guy emailed in and he said, you constantly refer to 17 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: the FBI as the checa. Could you give some background 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: what the checa is? You know, I can. Here's what 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: the CHECA was, all right? So you know, you know 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: about the communist revolution in Russia. We had the Tsars 21 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: in charge forever they were kings basically just Okay, there 22 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 1: were kings in charge forever. And then they were a 23 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: late stage country too, and things were getting very very corrupt, 24 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: and people were not trusting their institutions anymore. None of 25 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 1: this is sounding familiar, right, And then they were beginning 26 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: to lash out at the people who were getting upset, 27 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: and so they had their own kind of secret police. 28 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: And then eventually communism got its first go under Vladimir Lenin. 29 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: A communist revolution came to Russia and eventually the Bolsheviks 30 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: the Communists ended up winning nineteen seventeen. They end up 31 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: winning the Communist Revolution. But here's something you always have 32 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: to remember. It is, honestly, it almost speaks. It's a 33 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: it's almost good for communism, right. Good is not what 34 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: I mean. It's almost a mark, a mark of respect 35 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: I have for communism. Is this, Communism is never popular ever. 36 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: It has never been popular ever, and yet they have 37 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: taken control of nation after nation after nation after nation, 38 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: and when you think about it, isn't that kind of impressive. 39 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: Right after the revolution the Communists win, they decide, hey, 40 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna have representation and things like that, 41 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: and they basically give a congress, they have a Congress, 42 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: and they find out that they are not popular at all. 43 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: I think I believe it was about twenty five percent 44 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: of the population like them. Everyone else hated them. And 45 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: this is how it always is. No one wants communism, 46 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: no one wants communists, yet they find their way to 47 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: do it. But what they do they probably just abolish 48 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,519 Speaker 1: the Congress and communists. Another reason they're able to get 49 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: power and hold power is like we've talked about before, 50 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: Like we talked about earlier in the show, they don't 51 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: have your moral fabric. Whatever your beliefs are, you have 52 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: some sort of a moral fabric to you. You have morals. 53 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: You have limits to what you will do or won't do. 54 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: If I was to if your neighbor, if your neighbor 55 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: kept walking his dog by your front, by your house 56 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: and kept letting his dog take a big dukie on 57 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: the front lawn, you might say something. You probably would 58 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: maybe you would take your dog and have him poop 59 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: on his lawn. But you know what, you would never do. 60 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: It would never occur to you to shoot your neighbor 61 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: for it. It just would not, because you have a 62 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: moral fabric. But the communist doesn't. Now I say that 63 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: to say this. They take power in nineteen seventeen, they 64 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: are aware very very quickly that they are not popular 65 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: at all. Well, the communist, if it was you, he 66 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: would try to get popular. But because the Communist doesn't 67 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: have any moral moral things holding him back, he decides, no, 68 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: I just need to crush all the people who oppose me. 69 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: So what do they do? They start something called the CHECA, 70 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: the secret Police. It started out very very small, very 71 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: similar to the FBI, and then it got bigger and 72 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: bigger and bigger the more people they realized hated them. 73 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: You see, it started out it was just like a 74 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: couple hundred dudes, and that it ended. I believe the 75 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: FBI's got about thirty five thousand employees. By the way. 76 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: Now it was supposed to be a tiny organization, the 77 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: CHECA ended by the time it was that at its height, 78 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: it had one hundred thousand armed people within the Checa. 79 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 1: Now what did they do? Oh, I don't know. I 80 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: know there are kids listening, so I'll be as gentle 81 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: as possible, but we do need to be honest about this. 82 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 1: The Cheka, the checka. Get this. Imagine this, Imagine a 83 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: federal law enforcement arm that seemed to operate almost outside 84 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: of the judicial system, and they couldn't get in trouble 85 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 1: with the judicial system. Wouldn't that be so wild? Tell 86 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: me again, when's the last time an FBI agent went 87 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: to jail for politicking at the FBI? When when's the 88 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 1: last time? Anyway, anyway, back to what I was talking about. 89 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: Just let's focus on the cheka. They viewed their job 90 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: they were they were outside of the law that they 91 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: didn't have to do anything. They didn't have to check in, Hey, 92 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: we want to go, uh, we're gonna go murder this 93 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: guy named Vladimir, because every Washingtons named Vladimir. We're gonna 94 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: go murder this guy named Vladimir across the street. They 95 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: don't have to tell anybody, They don't have to check 96 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 1: in with the judge. They didn't have to tell Lenin. 97 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: It was yeah, okay, they didn't tell people. They would 98 00:05:55,080 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: arrest people, interrogate people, murder people, and torture people all 99 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: the time. They were not a secret. Everybody knew about them. 100 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: Everyone knew. There wasn't some there wasn't anything to hold 101 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: them back. Everyone knew what was going on. In fact, 102 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,919 Speaker 1: get this, there was eventually a huge outcry as you 103 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: can imagine about this one hundred thousand person private army 104 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: operating on Lennon's behalf torturing and murdering people across the country. 105 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: And after the outcry, you know what there were big 106 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 1: reform was they said, we do take it back. You 107 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: have to tell people if you're gonna kill somebody after 108 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: you're done killing them. They just told him, Hey, if 109 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: you murder someone, you have to tell us afterwards. But 110 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: they were the judge, jury, and executioner of the Soviet Union. 111 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: Whoever was considered an enemy of the party, they killed them. 112 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: Get this, I forget the name, something something to do 113 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: with profit. But they were also allowed to attack anybody, 114 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: to torture, murder anybody who was trying to be basically 115 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 1: a capitalist. Oh hey, we heard you. We heard you 116 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: just sold a whole crate of your Russian vodka to 117 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: this guy, and we heard you made a prophet. Come 118 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: on down to the dungeon. Your wife and kids will 119 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: never see you again. Thousands and thousands of people died. 120 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: How did they die? Well, however, your ears kids a 121 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: lot of different ways. They'd put you in a barrel 122 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: with nails in it, and they'd roll you around. One 123 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: of their favorite things to do, just very very cruel. 124 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: You know what the Russian winners are like, right, those 125 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: are famous. They strip you down naked in the winter 126 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: time and put you outside and just keep spraying you 127 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: down with water until you became a human icicle. That 128 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: was a big favorite of theirs. They did love boiling 129 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: your hands and then peeling the skin off your hands, 130 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: and then they would walk around apparently, if it's to 131 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: be believed, they would actually put your hand as a glove. 132 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: They'd put their hands in it to mock you as 133 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: you're sitting there looking at your hand that doesn't have 134 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: a skin. An, I'll stop right there, because there's a 135 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: lot more I could go into, but completely unaccountable and 136 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 1: unaccountable police force that worked exclusively for the regime in power. Now, 137 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: are you starting to understand why I call the FBI 138 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: the cheka? And are you starting to understand why with 139 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 1: all these other things going on and so many other 140 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: issues going on out there, are you starting to understand 141 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: why I rant and rail on the FBI over and 142 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,319 Speaker 1: over and over and over again, and why I've told 143 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: you there is nothing more dangerous happening in this country, nothing, nothing, 144 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:43,679 Speaker 1: comes close than what's happening at the FBI. What is 145 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,559 Speaker 1: happening within the walls of the FBI is the scariest, 146 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: most dangerous thing, because the state, the history of secret police, 147 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,840 Speaker 1: of state police is horrible. You know all the ones 148 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,359 Speaker 1: that came after, because the CHECA eventually became the NKVD 149 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: under Dollin and then it became the KGB after that, 150 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: or the Stazi in East Germany, or Hitler, the ss Hitler, 151 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: all Hitler's secret police, you know, all of them, all 152 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: of them copied the Checa. It all began with the Cheka, 153 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: the checks where it all began, and people don't even 154 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 1: know about it. The secret police, the state police, loyal 155 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,959 Speaker 1: to only the regime in power, is the scariest thing 156 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: out there happening the FBI, they called the counter terrorism 157 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: heads together to decide which threat label they should assign 158 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: to parents who were getting a little too lippy with 159 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: the school boards. You think we're that far away from 160 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 1: boiled hands and peeled off skin, You've got another thing coming. 161 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 1: It's a breath away. All would take would be a nudge. 162 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: The head of the Cheka not even gonna attempt to 163 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: pronounce his name there's a rat date whatever it starts with. 164 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 1: The d famous for this quote quote we stand for 165 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 1: organized error terror being absolutely indispensable in the current revolutionary condition. 166 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,719 Speaker 1: They didn't hide from what they were. They embraced it. 167 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: Notice the FBI arresting pastors for reading Bible verses at 168 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: abortion abortion clinics. They're getting bolder for a reason. All right, 169 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: enough of that, enough of that. You know what? You 170 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: know what, Chris, you know what? I bet? I bet 171 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: a boiled hand would stink. Now, hear me out. Hear 172 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: me out. They also used to put people on planks 173 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: and they'd push the planks into a furnace or a fire. 174 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what, buddy, I've been to Iraq. 175 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,679 Speaker 1: Burned bodies stink. You know what they need? They need 176 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: even pure thunderstorms in those dungeons. No, hear me out, Chris, 177 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,840 Speaker 1: hear me out. If you've got the stench of boiled 178 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: flesh filling up your dungeon, it's going to make your 179 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: torturers sick. It hurts the entire work environment. 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On this goat 190 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,480 Speaker 1: of the days or two hundred and fifty eight, The 191 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:45,319 Speaker 1: nays are one sixty nine present one. The motion is adopted, lapted. 192 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 1: That was Grandma Vodka and asking announcing the passage of 193 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 1: the Defense of Marriage Act. Do keep in mind these 194 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: are the same people who passed a gigantic poork hand 195 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: out bill for quote green stuff and called at the 196 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,599 Speaker 1: inflation reduction accident, that's how much this thing's going to 197 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 1: defend marriage. FDA authorizing authorizes by valent, Chris, I don't 198 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: know how to say that word. Did I say that? Bivalent? Bivalent? 199 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: By valid? What? Chris? It's not benevolent? Okay, it's you 200 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 1: think I know what benevolent is. You know what forgever whatever. 201 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: Chris covid nineteen boosters for children as young as six months. 202 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 1: Back to what we were talking about earlier. You have 203 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: a system that's so rotted. The Food and Drug Administration 204 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: is trying to get you to give booster shots to 205 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: a six six month old child. Obviously, all this is 206 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: all about money and things like that. The clean out 207 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: that's going to take it's good, it's gonna take a 208 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: long time, and it can't be polite. There's no polite 209 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: way to clean out this level of rot. When your 210 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: country is this far gone, it'll end up being ugly. 211 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 1: We do. Look, we need a president who's going to 212 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: bring the fire and brimstone and fire people that are 213 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: going to get him impeached. He's going to have to 214 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 1: fire everyone. Dear symmetrical or omniputs, omnippus, why can't I 215 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: talk tonight? Omniscient? Oh? Probably so, I don't know what 216 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,199 Speaker 1: that word is. What's omniscient? Chris? Chris looked that up, 217 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: Dear omniscient oracle. My question is do you read emails 218 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: before the show to prepare or are you relying on 219 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 1: imaginary Chris to give you the good ones in reading 220 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 1: them on the show for the first time. You claim 221 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 1: to read all our emails, but I'm not sure you do. 222 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: I asked because last week you read the intro line 223 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: to my email and then immediately went off on a 224 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 1: five minute rant about planes and store uses that was 225 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 1: really funny but seemed completely impromptu. Please let us know 226 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:45,040 Speaker 1: on the secrets of eternally entertaining. Then they go on 227 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: to call me a part time radio celebrity, which is 228 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: not nice. Okay, I'm here every single day this week, 229 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:56,200 Speaker 1: not to brag. Chris, what's omniscient mean? All knowing? That's 230 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: definitely me that hundred us sent me that describes me 231 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 1: so well. Okay, one remember tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse 232 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: Friday and you're gonna be We're probably sending them as 233 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: we speak, emails to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 234 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 1: Ask me anything. Well, those don't go to me like 235 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: it way too many. It's just it's overwhelming already the 236 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 1: amount of the amount of messages and things like that 237 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: that come in, So they all go to Chris. Chris 238 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: prints them off for me. I generally do not really 239 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: read them before the show. I'll browse them before the 240 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: show because Chris prints office stack for me, I'll browse them. 241 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 1: You gotta gotta we threw the crazies a little bit 242 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 1: and dump a little of this and dump a little 243 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: of that. And some of you are a little rough 244 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 1: around the edges, and you write emails that I can't 245 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 1: read in front of the children who are on the 246 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 1: show with that kind of language. But anyway, so I 247 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: more browse them than anything else. If you're talking about 248 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: the random rants I go on, like the one about 249 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: airlines and stewardesses. No, I don't prep any of that 250 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: stuff at all. I have always found its best to just, oh, 251 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: just do whatever comes to mind at the time. Does 252 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: that end up getting me in some trouble, Oh of 253 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: course yes. But still I think it's hilarious. I think 254 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: it's hilarious. In plus, I lovely living in a free county. 255 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: No freedom is not free. Walmart CEO Warren's price hikes 256 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 1: or shutdowns to come amid historically high theft and lax prosecutors, 257 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 1: well I can. I'd hate to continue to sound cold, 258 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: but if you're in a poor area, or you're poor 259 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: and so you rely on a big box store like 260 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: Walmart for your stuff, no judgment here. I've been poor, 261 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: and I've spent a lot of time in Walmart. But 262 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 1: if you're poor and you rely on a Walmart for 263 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 1: your stuff, and you're worried about a Walmart changing and 264 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: lowering your standard of living, I just have to ask 265 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 1: who you voted for before I can tell you how 266 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 1: much I care. I need to know who you voted for. 267 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: I run into this all the time again when I 268 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: talk to people in very blue areas across the country 269 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: complaining about this and complaining about that, and crime is 270 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: bad and they're shutting this down and Jesse the taxes 271 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 1: and the fees and that. Okay, I get it, I 272 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: get it. All that sucks. That's really terrible. Hold on, 273 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: before you go on, can you tell me real quick 274 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 1: who'd you vote for? I need to know before I care, 275 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: because American after American after American after American, especially poor Americans, 276 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 1: routinely vote against their own best interests. They vote for 277 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 1: the party that raises taxes, raises fees, raises regulations, and 278 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 1: now they vote for the party that turns violent criminals loose, 279 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: most often in those poor areas, to continue to cause 280 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: havoc and burder and burn things and rob things, in 281 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: those areas. I need to know who you voted for 282 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: before I decide how much I care. I hate to 283 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 1: sound cold, but I mean it. All right, we're gonna 284 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: talk about well, you know, I mean, it's been a 285 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 1: horribly offensive show anyway with Maso. Keep that going. Let's 286 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: talk about rimas. Because Christmas is coming. Yes, I'm aware, 287 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: Hanaka is coming to Chris. I'm aware, I'm aware. Please 288 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: tell me, at least at this point in time, you're 289 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,640 Speaker 1: buying your own manora. Remember, Chris is so freaking cheap. 290 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: He built a manora out of scrapwood he found in 291 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:21,919 Speaker 1: the ditch. What, Chris, what is better than something you 292 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: make with your own hands, Buying something from someone else 293 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: so you didn't have to make it, That's what's better. 294 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, harten soil your lighting candles on the thing. 295 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 1: You're not rubbing it on your chest. You know, I'd 296 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 1: never mind, Chris. I don't. I want to go into 297 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: it anyway. Christmas is coming up, and yes, Hanaka is 298 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: coming up, Chris. And so this is the time of 299 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 1: year where you will hear this. You'll hear a whole 300 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,680 Speaker 1: bunch of happy holidays, Happy holidays, Happy holidays. Everywhere you go, 301 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 1: and you will hear many, many, many people not on 302 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 1: the left, not the communists, but you will hear the 303 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,120 Speaker 1: people on the right, many pundits and politicians, and say 304 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: this is so stupid complaining about that. It's so dumb. 305 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:06,320 Speaker 1: Why are you worried about happy holidays? Who cares? Should 306 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,879 Speaker 1: you care? Or is it really just stupid and no 307 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: big deal. I'll tell you a second. I read the 308 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:24,680 Speaker 1: Mountain the Man. I'm that Jesse Kelly show reminding you 309 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: all that Brittney Grinder was released for all the most 310 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 1: important reasons here in the US of Games. I would 311 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: be remiss if we did not mention also the importance 312 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,399 Speaker 1: is place for the LGBTQ community. So as we've been 313 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: talking about black women, it is big. So this is 314 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,919 Speaker 1: where the LGBTQ community glad releasing a statement obviously just 315 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: of course, of course, of course, which brings me to 316 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:49,400 Speaker 1: this it here's what happens a lot on the right, 317 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: and we allow this to happen because we're oftentimes intimidated 318 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,439 Speaker 1: or we don't want to look stupid in front of 319 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,240 Speaker 1: It's a natural thing to not want to look stupid. 320 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 1: The only reason I'm able to do this show every 321 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 1: single night is because I lack that gene. That's a 322 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: matter to me at all. I know I'm stupid, but 323 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: in all seriousness, it's not. It's natural. No one wants 324 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 1: to look dumb, and you certainly don't want to look 325 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: dumb in front of other people. This human nature. So 326 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 1: this is what will happen. The Communists they understood, have 327 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: understood forever how critically important language is. Language is so important. 328 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: And because we tend to be more logical thinkers on 329 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 1: the right, we can be dismissive of this or act 330 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: like it's no big deal. Why do you think, Look, 331 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,880 Speaker 1: it sounds stupid. That guy emailed earlier about stewardesses. Why 332 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: do you think I still insist on calling them stewardesses. 333 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 1: I know I got all your emails where flight attendants? No, No, 334 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 1: you're not your stewardesses. You know why? Because I'm tired 335 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,439 Speaker 1: of watching you change the language over and over again 336 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,880 Speaker 1: in everything, and I won't play along. I don't do it, well, 337 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 1: I should say, I try not to do it. Language 338 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: is important. Language adjust how people see things. Why do 339 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 1: you think they've called murdering babies reproductive rights? Why not 340 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 1: just call it murdering babies. Well, reproductive rights and pro 341 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:17,200 Speaker 1: choice sounds so nice. Sucking out a baby's brains after 342 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: snipping off its head with four steps doesn't sound quite 343 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,360 Speaker 1: as nice. So you have to use the right language. 344 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 1: And this is what happens. It starts slow and it 345 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: starts small. And you see this in Christmas season especially now. 346 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: No matter where you go, they're walking through them. All 347 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,440 Speaker 1: wherever you go, it'll be happy holidays, happy holidays, happy holidays. 348 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: Which again, I'm not offended by happy holidays. There are 349 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,240 Speaker 1: a bunch of holidays. We just talked about it. Freaking 350 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,479 Speaker 1: what's this? What's you're called again, Chris Hanaka? That's right, 351 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: it's not over than h I'm sorry. I can't memorize 352 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,120 Speaker 1: every holiday a few people. You have a holiday every 353 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 1: other week anyway, I know there are bunchs and so 354 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: it's not like I'm offended by happy holidays. But why 355 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: why does no one say Mary Christmas anymore? Well, here's 356 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 1: why the communists try to change that language. This was 357 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: all spearheaded initially by atheists. I don't salbrank christmasnoo poo 358 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: for god. You know, it was initially started by that, 359 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 1: and then we as always, because it seemed like such 360 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: a small thing. We didn't really want to fight it 361 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,680 Speaker 1: that hard. You could bring it up on occasion, No, 362 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 1: not me, I'll say Mary Christmas. But for the most 363 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: part you'll get lectures from people on the right all 364 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 1: the time today, A ha ha, that's so stupid, it's 365 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 1: so stupid. Who cares well? The communist banks on that 366 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: all the time. They know you don't want to look 367 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 1: like the unhinged psychopath at the neighborhood party you're going 368 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 1: to this weekend when you explain why Mary Christmas is 369 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,680 Speaker 1: actually important, so you don't let them continue to destroy 370 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 1: language and change important cultural traditions, because that's what they're doing. 371 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 1: They're trying to tear down cultural traditions. And they know 372 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 1: they know you won't do that when you're playing pictionary 373 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 1: with the neighbors this weekend, because of shame. You don't 374 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 1: want to look dumb, you don't want to look like 375 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: the nut job, so you'll keep quiet about it. I 376 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,119 Speaker 1: get this headline Christmas Tree banned from Public Library library 377 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 1: allegedly after people were made uncomfortable by it last year. Well, 378 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 1: that's the kind of country we are now, where the 379 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 1: kind of country where the good people they shut up 380 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: because they're afraid we have become a nation of cowards. 381 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: We have tens of millions of people who agree with 382 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,880 Speaker 1: you and agree with me, but you're the only one 383 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,960 Speaker 1: saying anything. Why aren't they, Why aren't they standing right 384 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 1: there with you? They're afraid. People are afraid of getting 385 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,680 Speaker 1: yelled at, laughed at. Nobody likes to be laughed at, right. 386 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:53,959 Speaker 1: People are afraid of this culture because our culture is gone, 387 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: because it's now. Well, it's not gone, it's just not 388 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,400 Speaker 1: the one you want and not the one I want. 389 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,160 Speaker 1: We have a culture, it's just not a good one 390 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,359 Speaker 1: because it's gone now. People are afraid to be counter 391 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: culture because it's difficult to be counter culture and none 392 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 1: of the institutions of your culture will support you. But 393 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: the truth is these fights do matter. The little ways 394 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,879 Speaker 1: they attack language and adjust language, it does matter. I 395 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 1: don't care what you're celebrating, whether it's Hanka or Christmas 396 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: or what. I'm sure there's Christa. The Muslims have a 397 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,640 Speaker 1: holiday this December. I'm sure they do, right, They generally do. 398 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,679 Speaker 1: They generally do because there's so much overlap with their religion. 399 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 1: So I don't care what your belief system is. You 400 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,920 Speaker 1: should understand that that removal of Merry Christmas, it didn't matter. 401 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,639 Speaker 1: And the communist understood it mattered. And you know what 402 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: he used to great effect. Right when there was any 403 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 1: kind of a fight about the right, he mocked you 404 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: for it, and so many of the low tg appears 405 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,240 Speaker 1: on the right joined in, Ah, that's so dumb. Ah, 406 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,640 Speaker 1: who cares? What does it matter? Will let me ask 407 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: you something. If it didn't matter, why did he care 408 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 1: so much about it? Of course it mattered. Language is important. 409 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: We have to learn that these these things that seem small, 410 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 1: they always seem small in the beginning, and then eventually 411 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,479 Speaker 1: it turns out to be huge. We look, we let 412 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: a lot of the LGBTQ Air Force stuff go for 413 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: so long in this country because myself included, I just 414 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 1: don't care what you personally do. It doesn't matter to me. 415 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 1: As long as you as long as you don't bother 416 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: me or my sons with it, I don't care. Well, 417 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,439 Speaker 1: it turns out we were naive, because now is what 418 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,439 Speaker 1: is the name of the guy now? Rainbow dil Doe 419 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: butt monkey reads books to your children in school. Very clearly, 420 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,919 Speaker 1: we should have cared more early on, and let's just 421 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: accept this reality. The slippery slope is real. They mocked 422 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,159 Speaker 1: the things like the idea of the slippery slope forever. 423 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 1: The Communists are great at mocking that. Oh that you. 424 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 1: They're starting out here and it's gonna end up here. 425 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. No, no, no, no, it's one hundred percent accurate, 426 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,439 Speaker 1: one hundred percent accurate. Jesse. Wife just told me she 427 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: wants a purse for Christmas. I am in full blown 428 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 1: panic mode. How am I supposed to pick out a purse? 429 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 1: Where do you even get those from? And Lord knows, 430 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 1: I can't set foot in a ma all. It gives 431 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 1: me the hebe GEB's just thinking about it. I'm already 432 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 1: preparing for inevitable, for the inevitability of those soul crushing 433 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 1: headshakes of disapproval followed by a one way ticket to 434 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,320 Speaker 1: the doghouse. This might be the end, Jesse. Any advice 435 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: to me, go man to man, listen, thank you. Okay, 436 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 1: I actually do have advice, because I don't even know 437 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. You guys are all mean to me, 438 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: and no one's going to believe me. But here's the thing. 439 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,720 Speaker 1: You know that I can't dress, right. I don't know 440 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: anything about fashion. It's just it's not who I am. 441 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 1: The Kelly's aren't that way. The wife has to pick 442 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,440 Speaker 1: out my clothes for me. I can't dress. I don't 443 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,640 Speaker 1: know what looks good and what doesn't look good. I'll 444 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 1: put on something I think looks great and she'll laugh 445 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,439 Speaker 1: at me. I can't dress. You know that I'm a 446 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,280 Speaker 1: bad gift giver. You well know that I buy these logical, 447 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: practical gifts that have no sentiment of value whatsoever, and 448 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: they fall flat every single time. So you know all 449 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 1: those things. But you should also know this. You're not 450 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: gonna believe me, but it's true. I'm really, really, really, 451 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 1: really really good at picking out clothing items for the wife. No, Chris, 452 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,680 Speaker 1: I am. I am. No, hear me out, I am, 453 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: And let me explain why. Because we couldn't figure it 454 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 1: out either. We were. We had this discussions. He said, 455 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: how can you possibly be so bad at dressing yourself 456 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: and so good at picking things out for me? I'll 457 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,679 Speaker 1: grab something for if I'm traveling. When I was in 458 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 1: Nantucket finishing my book, Chris, there was some story that 459 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: I saw she liked. I walked in and grab something 460 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,159 Speaker 1: totally and I'm didn't call it, didn't ask, came home killed, 461 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 1: absolutely killed. I was slaying it when I walked in 462 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 1: the house with that thing. So what's my secret? I 463 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: know guys right now probably have the radio cranked up. 464 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 1: They're probably leaning into the radio. Jesse. How do you 465 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,440 Speaker 1: do it? Jesse? How are you the dime clothes whisperer? 466 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell you my secret? I 467 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 1: will tell you in a moment, miss something. There's a 468 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,879 Speaker 1: podcast getting on demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse 469 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment 470 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,879 Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. And then it is official. 471 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: The second this show ends, Ask Doctor Jesse Friday begins 472 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,400 Speaker 1: the greatest day of the week. Get your questions emailed 473 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: in right now, don't wait till tomorrow. Get m emailed 474 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 475 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 1: The earlier, the better the show has got. The show 476 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: has gotten so big, which I can't believe. Why do 477 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,719 Speaker 1: you enjoy this? The show has gotten so big that 478 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: it takes a long time to sort through the Ask 479 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions now, So Jesse at Jesse Kelly show 480 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 1: dot com. All right, all right, now, let me finish 481 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,719 Speaker 1: dime gift whispering to use. The guy asked he has 482 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,159 Speaker 1: to go buy a purse. That's buy a purse for 483 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 1: his wife. That's what she wants for Christmas, and these panickings. 484 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,680 Speaker 1: Isn't there anything about purpet purses? Well, I don't know 485 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: anything about purses either. I don't know anything about fashion. 486 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,919 Speaker 1: I can hardly dress myself, yet I constantly am out 487 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:38,680 Speaker 1: there hitting Homer's when I'm buying the wife things like this. Why. 488 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 1: Here's why women are always too hard on themselves. They 489 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: don't understand what makes them hot. They don't understand the 490 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: hottest things about them. Oftentimes, the hottest things about them 491 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,680 Speaker 1: are the things that they think are ugly. Oh don't 492 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 1: I don't like my shoulders. I like your shoulders. Stuff. 493 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: Worry puffy sleeves they look horrible, But oh our puffy 494 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 1: sleeves not the worst, Chris? Why do women do this? Anyway? 495 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 1: We're not going into this right now. So your it's 496 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: your wife, you know what you would like to see 497 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,800 Speaker 1: her with. Just buy her that and she'll be happy, 498 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: trust me. And if that doesn't work, Chris, brought up 499 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: a good point. Go ask her girlfriends. That can help. 500 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: But here's the problem. Women are also horrible to each 501 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 1: other on occasion. Sometimes they're great, but sometimes they're horrible. 502 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: Remember the wife's girlfriends you're going to go to to 503 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,440 Speaker 1: ask for advice on which purse to buy. Those are 504 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,560 Speaker 1: the same girlfriends who told her when she was in college, oh, 505 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,480 Speaker 1: you totally should chop all your hair off, you'll be 506 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,960 Speaker 1: so pretty. And then they were dating her boyfriend the 507 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: next week when he dumped her after she chopped all 508 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 1: her hair off. So do keep that in mind. You're 509 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: much better off relying on your own than hers. Now, ladies, 510 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,960 Speaker 1: maybe you're sitting in there saying to yourself, Jesse, there's 511 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Speaker 1: too much toxic masculinity in this show. He just gave 512 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 1: advice to the guy to the guys on how to 513 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,959 Speaker 1: buy us stuff. Where's our advice? You didn't think I 514 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: was going to leave you out? Did you? Dimes? Pay attention? 515 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,280 Speaker 1: Here's what you do. You you go to mantis x 516 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,320 Speaker 1: dot com right now. Your guy. Believe me, your guy 517 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: probably doesn't even know this exists. Okay, so you go 518 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: to mantis x dot com and get one. What is it? Well, 519 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 1: it attaches to your weapon, whatever your weapon is. Don't worry, 520 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 1: they'll have it for whatever the weapon is, it will 521 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: attach to your weapon, and you will give him something 522 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,080 Speaker 1: that will allow him to practice with his weapon in 523 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 1: the comfort of his home if he wants to sit there, 524 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 1: if you're watching one of your really boring girly loves you, 525 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: love stories, love shows, and he's over. There's just dying 526 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: of boredom, which he will be. Believe me, he's dying 527 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: of boredom and he wants to instead do some practice 528 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 1: with his mantis X. He doesn't have to leave you, 529 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 1: He doesn't have to go to the range. He can 530 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: just pull it out, bust it out, and practice right 531 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 1: there and be going through shooting drills in the comfort 532 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: of your home while you're boring movies are going on. 533 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: There's your Christmas gift. He didn't ask for it, doesn't 534 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: probably know about it, won't see it coming, but it's 535 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:24,440 Speaker 1: what the green berets us mantis x dot com. There's 536 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 1: your Christmas gift, ladies, mantis x dot com. Go get 537 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,960 Speaker 1: one today. Now let's get the headline. And now here's 538 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 1: a headline by go you know, do you know the 539 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 1: thing headlines. We didn't get to you. Eric Adams stands 540 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:48,160 Speaker 1: by Attorney General Letitia James as harassment scandal spirals. Yes, 541 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,320 Speaker 1: the communists generally stand together with each other. It's only 542 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 1: Republicans who will line up to denounce this undannounced that 543 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 1: I denounced Trump. That they couldn't wait to do it 544 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: the second he got himself in some hot water. Again, 545 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaker 1: routine for our side, not theirs. Nigeria restricts ATM withdrawals 546 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 1: to forty five dollars per day in a push to 547 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: digital currency. One digital currency is the end of freedom. 548 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: You should be horrified by it too. I really only 549 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 1: read this headline so I could let you know that 550 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: Chris didn't know that Nigeria had ATM machines. Chris, you 551 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 1: should probably know. No, No, Michael told me what you said. Chris, 552 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know this. Get this. They have 553 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,840 Speaker 1: electricity too. No, on my life, they do, Chris. They 554 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: have lightbabs there. They even have these things. They have 555 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,560 Speaker 1: four tires and you can actually ride in seats in 556 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 1: them and they drive down the street. They're called automobiles. 557 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe it, Chris. I swear they're not 558 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: all out hunting Zebras with spears. White House calls vaccine 559 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 1: mandate revers or mistake, but won't promise an NDAA veto. 560 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: So they're going to pass that NDAA and they're going 561 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: to get rid of the vaccine man date. And to 562 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 1: be frank, it might not even be worth it when 563 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,280 Speaker 1: you consider all the other horrible crap in there. Fauci 564 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,240 Speaker 1: says he dismissed lab league theory to placate China. Okay, 565 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,680 Speaker 1: so the man who was put in charge. Trump put 566 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,120 Speaker 1: Fauci in charge of the country during COVID, and the 567 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: man in charge of the country was worried about placating China. 568 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,120 Speaker 1: Do I have that right? Man? It's a wonder why 569 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: we got this thing so wrong. Substation attacks in Oregon 570 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: and Washington, similar to North Carolina. People have been attacking 571 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: our power substations out there. You should know there's a 572 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 1: good chance this is some sort of organized effort by 573 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 1: some kind of terrorist group within the United States of America. 574 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 1: Is it some Chinese groups, some jihadi groups, some domestic 575 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: climate change group. I don't know, but these things don't 576 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: just start randomly happening all at once. It's probably on purpose. 577 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 1: What Michael. Oh, that's good, Michael, Michael Sabatt. Howiday have 578 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,680 Speaker 1: gotten past the border. Yes, that's very that's very actually 579 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 1: very funny. But you get the idea. Hey, just a reminder, 580 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,319 Speaker 1: it is winter. I'm not going to be your dad here, 581 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,360 Speaker 1: but make sure you have some blankets and stuff to 582 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,640 Speaker 1: stay warm if the heat turns off. And you can 583 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 1: get that stuff now, you don't have to spend a 584 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 1: bunch of money on that. I know the things are 585 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: really really tight out there. You can get some really 586 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 1: really affordable cold weather gear for nothing. You should see 587 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,759 Speaker 1: this disgusting rag. Chris wears around this flannel rag that 588 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: I'm sure he got from fifty seven cents. It's some 589 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: secondhand store, but it's still warm enough. You can get 590 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,880 Speaker 1: stuff to stay warm. This might be a pattern. You 591 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,400 Speaker 1: have to go draft stick right. I'm not trying to 592 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,439 Speaker 1: not trying to spend your money for you. Some extra 593 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: blankets would not hurt. This is obviously something that's going 594 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: to be picking up as we go. AOC facing House 595 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,440 Speaker 1: Ethics Committee investigation get off. Like all the communists do 596 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: lez Elden will not challenge Rona McDaniel. Her victory is 597 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,839 Speaker 1: quote pre baked by design. So if Rona McDaniel goes 598 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: back to be the head of the r n C, 599 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,920 Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I have this right. 600 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,360 Speaker 1: After losing all these elections and having no success for 601 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,800 Speaker 1: years and years and years. Now from twenty twenty to 602 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,319 Speaker 1: the midterms to now, we are going to end up 603 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,399 Speaker 1: with the same Republican leader in the Senate, the same 604 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: Republican leader in the House, and the same Republican leader 605 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,800 Speaker 1: of the RNC. What's that old statement about the definition 606 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: of insanity doing the same thing over and over again 607 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 1: and expecting a different result. You know what else? Is insane? 608 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: You waiting until tomorrow to send in your ask doctor 609 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 1: Jesse questions. That's insane. You have this a wonderful ability 610 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 1: right there on your phone to send an email or 611 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,440 Speaker 1: on a computer if you're some kind of weirdo. But 612 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,600 Speaker 1: you can send in an email right now Jesse at 613 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. They don't have to be political. 614 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 1: It can be about anything. It can be stupid. We 615 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,840 Speaker 1: love stupid around here opens our specialty here on the 616 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. But get your questions emailed in Jesse 617 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. We will have fun. 618 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,359 Speaker 1: Tomorrow we will talk about serious things, but we will laugh. 619 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: That's all.