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Speaker 1: It's another Jubilus on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five. Hello is this Colin? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Colin. Who's this Colin? This is Scott. You're

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Speaker 1: going out on a blind date with my sister Melissa

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Speaker 1: to night, so I want to know what your intentions are. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just dinner. Can I don't I don't know why

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Speaker 1: you're calling me. Um, it's a little bit weird. So

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Speaker 1: you're cool. Then if I come on the date with you? Guys,

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Speaker 1: you want to come on the date with us? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's no way you're coming on our date tonight. Fine,

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Speaker 1: I won't go in, but I'm driving that way. I

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Speaker 1: can have her home by her curfew of nine thirty

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Speaker 1: nine thirty. Are you twenty four years old who has

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Speaker 1: a curfew of nine third? What is in middle school?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Yes? Because she's my sister,

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Speaker 1: and I say thirty, that's when she has to be home. Dude,

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Speaker 1: it's none of your business where my attenders are with

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Speaker 1: your sister, and you can't just call me how much

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Speaker 1: you even know about her? I don't know. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm going on a damn day with her. So to

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Speaker 1: meet her tonight. I'm going to get to know her.

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Speaker 1: You're I'm may be weird, but there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: things you don't know about her, all right? Did you

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Speaker 1: know that she has a webbed right foot? What if

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Speaker 1: you catch your playing with her hair? That means her

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Speaker 1: ibs is acting up. She's gonna be a bathroom like

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Speaker 1: every five minutes. It's really you're just making it up.

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Speaker 1: So I won't go out with her, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Tell her the dates off, Tell her. I don't want

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Speaker 1: anything to do with someone who's got such a weird

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Speaker 1: psycho pass for a brother. What Colin, Colin, You've got

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Speaker 1: to take my sister out of the stage, dude, this

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Speaker 1: is creepy dope cats on her. She's special. Dude. You

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Speaker 1: didn't want me to go out with her. Now you

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Speaker 1: do want me to go out with her? In your

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Speaker 1: crying about it, yes, because you can't break her heart?

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Speaker 1: All right? You can't. Oh my god, it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: break your heart, Colin Colin, I need to be honest

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm Melissa. I'm Melissa, that's my profile. I've

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Speaker 1: been rying to you and I'm really and I'm really

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Speaker 1: a guy. H are you serious right now? Are you

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Speaker 1: with me? I just didn't know how else to explain it,

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Speaker 1: so I thought I'd scare you off by playing like

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Speaker 1: a protective brother. But it's really me and I was

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Speaker 1: excited about our day and namy, I'm ruined it forever.

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Speaker 1: I'm still the same girl you fell in love with you.

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Speaker 1: And though I'm a guy, you're not even a girl.

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Speaker 1: I do have a webbed right foot. That was all

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Speaker 1: true and the ibst. Dude, I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: say about any of this. I call it, you're calling

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Speaker 1: and call it. I need to be honest with you again.

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Speaker 1: What I need to tell you that this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from brook and Jewel In the morning, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your buddy Tommy set you up. He says that

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Speaker 1: he hooked you up with one of his friends that

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Speaker 1: you don't know on Facebook. Oh my god, she might

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Speaker 1: have a web right foot. I don't know. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning within five, want to pay, then to come

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Speaker 1: sit there? Come the girl want to pay? Come sit there?

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Speaker 1: The girl want to pay, and to come sit there?

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Speaker 1: And let the girl want to pay. You say to girl,

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Speaker 1: what to do? With the nine I want to pay