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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's the former Queen of Mean Lisa Lampinelli

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Speaker 1: and no I'm not a therapist, life coach or anything

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Speaker 1: remotely qualified, but thanks for asking. After decades of dishing it

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Speaker 1: out on stage, it's time for me to dish it

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Speaker 1: out from the heart. Shrink This is my new podcast

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Speaker 1: where I give real people real talk about their problems,

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Speaker 1: whether they like it or not. It's funny, it's honest,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, it's gonna be a little inappropriate. I mean, duh,

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Speaker 1: it's me. If you think therapy is too serious, I

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Speaker 1: got good news for you. Sometimes healing means laughing so

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Speaker 1: hard you forget you're an effed up mess. So listen

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Speaker 1: to Shrink This. I'm here to shrink your problems, or

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Speaker 1: at least roast them into submission. Listen up. There's new

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Speaker 1: episodes every week. Now let's go shrink some heads. Listen

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