1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki Ah. Here I am, 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the show. Everyone, It's Nicky 3 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. Welcome, old listeners, new listeners. Uh, besties that 4 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: we've had from the beginning. People that started listening to 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: me in the U up dates. People's started listening to 6 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: me in the Not Safe podcast days. People, let's started 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: listening to me in the you have to Be There 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: podcast days. I have a many people tuning into the 9 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: show and we welcome them all, even if it's your 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: if your day one bestie, which could be this could 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 1: be your day one, Welcome to the show. I'm here 12 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: with my co host Andrew Collin, who is always in 13 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: studio with me when he can be. UM most of 14 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: the time we are together. Uh this is We're in St. Louis, Missouri, 15 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: which is where I live. Even though a lot of 16 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: people think that my reality show is a lie and 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: talking to a hologram, look at you now is so good, 18 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: Miss l A on your they got the bags under 19 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: my eyes, even like the the people we hired for 20 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: this hologram. Um, I'm in St. Louis with Andrew in 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: my apartment. UM in the studio of our podcast that 22 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: my mom designed and that our busties have provided a 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: lot of the artwork on the wall. Check out us 24 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,279 Speaker 1: on YouTube if you want to see that artwork changing 25 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: every day, just put up a lot of new stuff, 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: like a yarn a piece above my right above me 27 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: by the Cozy Wall. On Instagram, she is a tried 28 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: and true bustie that makes amazing gorgeous yarn pieces that 29 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: I always admire when I see them in um other 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: women's houses on Instagram, and I'm always like, my sister 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: has a lot of these in our house, and I'm 32 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: just like, that is the mark of a girl who 33 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: like has good knows good interior designed like a beautiful 34 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,479 Speaker 1: yarn piece that the Cozy Wall can make for you. 35 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: She's out of Vancouver. Andrew Colin is here. He's up 36 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: from um some floor like he comes up about nine 37 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: floors day in the building. UM. Noah is in Arizona 38 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: across the counch and I said, conch makes it a 39 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: little more fun. And then she's like the contacross gunch 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: and Uh, I say that lovingly. I'm trying to repurpose 41 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: instead of bitch. No Uh, you were about to say 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: something as we were about to start the show, and 43 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: I said, save it for the pod, and um, you 44 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: thought I might forget, But what is what did you 45 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: want to say? Okay, So I didn't watch We'll Go 46 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: Home Nikki Glazer last night because I went to a 47 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: concert m H and um, I would to see the 48 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: band Carcass, very good band. Um, so I watched it 49 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: this morning. I watched it before the show this morning, 50 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: before the pod, and there was yeah, you've seen Carcass. 51 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: No one says I went to go see the band Carcass, 52 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: like the yeah, yeah, it's usually I went to fucking 53 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: car kitchen stapled my dick. Yeah, but it's I went 54 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: to see Carcass. I had a lovely time, we said. 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: In the orchestra section, I started bleeding pretty bad because 56 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 1: I was matching and then I stay stepped from this 57 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: guy with stilettos on his throat and it was like, weird. 58 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: We had a lovely times? Were you guys? Is too 59 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: romantic evening for me and my boyfriend. Carcass Um, who 60 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: opened for Carcass, satenit the band Immolation. Immolation Okay, I 61 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: mean shout out to band names across the country. Okay, 62 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: so what the band was called? Band name? Okay, so 63 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: you didn't watch to Welcome Ho Niki Lazer question Mark 64 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: until today until this morning after I finished show prep 65 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: and okay, so the this week's episode, UM, a lot 66 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: of the theme was about UM, your family and your 67 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: and your loved ones seeing you on stage and seeing 68 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: your act. And one of the testimonials, you were talking 69 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: about how you know, it's not so much that your 70 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: mom doesn't like your your material or anything like that, 71 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: but it's about what she thinks other people will perceive you, well, 72 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: what will perceive about you. My mom constantly and even 73 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: in the episode, you see my mom say, but I 74 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: just like to watch them. I like to watch them, 75 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: and I just can't believe how many people love you. 76 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: She's always shocked at why that that really hurts You 77 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: see it in the in the there's a testimonial with 78 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: me and my mom together and you see me go, 79 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: they like me, Mom, they really like me, and she goes, 80 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: they do. I just can't believe it. And you see 81 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: a little hurt in me because she doesn't understand why 82 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm hurt by that. That her shock that people like 83 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: me could be hurt. But you know, I've accepted it, 84 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: and my mom just doesn't think people will be into 85 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: this thing. I have another thing to say in this No, 86 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: what what was your question? So my question is UM. 87 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: In the last couple of weeks, we were talking a 88 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: lot about UM, you writing music or starting something new 89 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: or posting something on Instagram, and your apprehensions about it 90 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: are because of what others will think about you, other 91 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: people's perception of you. And even though we kind of 92 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: alluded to oh it comes from growing up or that, 93 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: you know, I wonder if you've really made that strong 94 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,479 Speaker 1: connection of oh, it's definitely. My mom has been telling 95 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 1: me this all my life. Be careful what other people think, 96 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: and you know, I have made that connection. However, I 97 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: do believe that I appreciate that my mom is honest, 98 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: that she cares so much what other people think. I 99 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: think that most women most I don't want to make 100 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: this a woman issue, but I do believe that we 101 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: all care about what other people think of us. And 102 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: that's why I like that book. The Courage to be 103 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: disliked so much? UM, I I don't. My mom's thing 104 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: is like she wants them to think different. My mom 105 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: wants this. I can only guess what she wants. But 106 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: I think my mom would like people to think of 107 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: her a different way than she actually is. So she 108 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: would like them to think something of her that isn't true. 109 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 1: That like she's perfect, even though she knows she's not, 110 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: but she would like to give the appearance like the 111 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: house always looks like this, Whereas I get angry when 112 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: I have to be something fake that I know I'm 113 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: not to get people to like me because I realized, like, 114 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: I can't keep this up and that's not me, and 115 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: I get really sad. But I I think the thing 116 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: that I worry about is that people might misinterpret who 117 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: I am. Like if if someone sees my mom's dirty house, 118 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: they might think she has a dirty house sometimes, which 119 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: is true. But what I get worried about if I 120 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: post something on Instagram that seems like I think I'm 121 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: cool or like, I'm worried that people might get an 122 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: impression of me not that is like, oh, Nikki looks 123 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 1: fat in that picture, Nikki looks tired or whatever, which 124 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: is true. My worry is that they're going to think 125 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: Nicky thinks she's cool, which I do not think. I 126 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 1: don't want them to think something that isn't true of me, 127 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: whereas my mom would like them to think something different 128 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: of her. If that makes sense, I mean the idea 129 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: of your mom cleaning her house and then it's like 130 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: overly clean, so she wants them to see she wants 131 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 1: to think, Oh, she's the cleanest person. She knows she's not, 132 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: and she would like to be that too, which we 133 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: all would like to be a cleaner version of themselves. 134 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 1: I don't mean to say all of us, but um, 135 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: I think most people would like to be a slightly 136 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: better version than themselves. Um. What I was really hurt, like, 137 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you guys, and it's really good. 138 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,039 Speaker 1: I think you'll really like it. You're really funny in it. 139 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: You have some good lines and moments. Um. What I 140 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: felt sad about, which I did not know, was that 141 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: I always thought my mom would enjoy me if I 142 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 1: wasn't her daughter, you know, like she would enjoy my 143 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: comedy if I wasn't her daughter, like that me being 144 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: her daughter makes her go oh, it's hard to listen to. 145 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: But she said in it, if Nikki wasn't my daughter, 146 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to her shoes, which was different than 147 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: what I thought. I really did think, like my mom 148 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: would probably like my sense of humor if I know 149 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: it's a little crass. First she does, she's not into 150 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: blue stuff as much, but I think that she would 151 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: see me on TV and like me if I wasn't 152 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: her daughter. But the truth is, my mom would not 153 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: like my humor if she wouldn't have any interest in 154 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: going to see me if I wasn't her daughter, which 155 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: hurts to here, But I don't take it offensively because 156 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: I know that I'm funny and I know that clearly 157 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: people do enjoy me. It just I don't understand why 158 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: my I can't make my why my mom doesn't laugh 159 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: at my stuff, Like why my mom can't see what 160 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: I'm doing is funny or important. I think there's certain 161 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: jokes that your mom probably would pick that she likes 162 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: better than others, like my mom. Like if I talk about, 163 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: you know, helping some kids suck his own dick, my 164 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: mom isn't gonna go. Man. I love that. I love 165 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: what you do with that, you know what I mean, 166 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: Like if it's true and honest and a part, that's 167 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: the best joke. You were on stage the other night 168 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: and I went live with my mom at in Montclair, 169 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 1: New Jersey, and she was in Europe, and I was like, Mom, 170 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: I'm about to go on stage. Any requests I think 171 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: I said this on and she couldn't think of even 172 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: one joke, one joke. I mean, I'm not asking her 173 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: to be specific. She could literally she could actually say 174 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: the one about dogs and I'd be like, oh, thanks 175 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: for listen. She could put I have a joke about everything. 176 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: She could have. She could have looked around the room 177 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: and gun lamp, I love lamp like. She could have 178 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: anchored her held it yeah, and I would have been like, 179 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: thanks mom, I'll do the lamp bit. You know. It 180 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: was just the fact that she couldn't. She went, what's 181 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: that you say that? I would have been okay, and 182 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: I would be like, what is it mom? What's specific 183 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: about it? I'm just like, what do I do? What's mine? 184 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: Three of that? No, I I get what you're saying. 185 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: It's it is hard to but you know, also as 186 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,079 Speaker 1: a stand up it's very personal. You're very personal on stage, 187 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: so you're like, oh, my mom doesn't like who I 188 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: am as opposed to like, you know, someone like Danny 189 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: McBride can joke about you know, being on a jet 190 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 1: ski and fucking a girl with herpes, and his mom 191 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: is probably like, I don't love that scene. But that's 192 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 1: not you. You're acting. You wrote that with other people. 193 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: It was in a script. It's a show. But you, 194 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 1: on the other hand, are talking about things that are 195 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: very personal. So when your mother it's like, oh, you 196 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: don't like me as a person, almost as opposed to 197 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,199 Speaker 1: like if it was just you know, your art. And 198 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: I realized, like, there are a lot of things that 199 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: I do that my um, it's not for my parents, 200 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm always shocked when people in my 201 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: parents age and so are my parents come to the 202 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: show and they're like, we love Nikki, and like I'm like, 203 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 1: see these seven year old people like me? Um, I 204 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: my goal. I'm a comedian because my I watched my 205 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: dad watched Wendy Liebman and laugh at like the joke 206 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: of I recently quit smoking crack and I remember my 207 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: dad laughing at the joke, and I'm like, I gotta 208 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: do that. I remember, you know, you know, and when 209 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 1: there's something about marrying, my dad took me to go 210 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: see that and he laughed at the scene where they're 211 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: like you need to date a new guy or whatever, 212 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: and she's like, it's okay, I still have a vibrator. 213 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: And my dad left at that. These are I left at. 214 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: I remember when my dad read out loud in the 215 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: New York Times. I didn't even know who Sarah Silverman was, 216 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: but he was like, there's this. He laughed out loud 217 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: at this joke, and he's like, I gotta read this. 218 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if it's a little like not appropriate, and 219 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: it was, you know, I was molested by my doctor, 220 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 1: which as a Jewish girl is so bittersweet. And I 221 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,199 Speaker 1: remember him laughing at that, being like that so goddamn funny, 222 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: and I didn't know what even what that meant. Those 223 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: were moments where I was like, I want to do that, 224 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: you like, I need to do whatever is making My 225 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 1: dad always left at women like he you know, he 226 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 1: loves MAO comics too, But that was like, Oh, that's 227 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: how I can make my dad like me so much. Well, 228 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 1: those jokes too, are very left turney, set up punch, 229 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,199 Speaker 1: old school. I guess you would call it like dad, 230 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 1: like you don't expect it it. Maybe, yes, I agree 231 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: with you, but I also think that that was a 232 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: new form. Kevin Nealon Wendy Lean were the first ones 233 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: to do the like Little Sid had a lot of jokes, 234 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: slid a hand kind of joke back in the day 235 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: where they were very like set that's what I'm saying. Like, 236 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,720 Speaker 1: so that was like more for your parents and my 237 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 1: special Yeah, I lost my virginity at age one, or 238 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,679 Speaker 1: I didn't have sex until it's twenty one, I didn't 239 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,199 Speaker 1: have consensual sex. Like the word like just adding a 240 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 1: little word making it different. Um, but you guys are 241 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: looking at a very technical because it's interesting because you 242 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: are using comedy to connect with your dad, who um, 243 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: you know, exposed you and you have this connection. But 244 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: I feel like comedy when with how you connect with 245 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: your mom, it's more of like a rebellion thing going 246 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: against her need for like being perfect approval. It's totally no, 247 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: it's it's exactly that, it's like seeking my dad's approval. 248 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,079 Speaker 1: Well at the same time doing something that a lot 249 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: of people go you which is my mom's worst fearing 250 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: something thinking about me when I joined the g s 251 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: A in high school. I'll never forget my mom. You know, 252 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: in high school, gay people weren't There was no gay 253 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 1: people in my high school. Weirdly we got no gay 254 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:35,839 Speaker 1: people just you know crazy that, yes, But in two 255 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 1: thousand two that was not Kids were not coming out 256 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 1: in at least in St. Louis in like the you 257 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 1: know liberal schools. They weren't coming out yet. You didn't 258 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: have any gay people in your high school class either, 259 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,559 Speaker 1: as we had glad in my school. The club, yeah, 260 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,720 Speaker 1: we had g s A was a gay straight alines 261 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 1: and it was so it was a big thing. It 262 00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:00,319 Speaker 1: was glad. His name was gladdest I actually the name 263 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,319 Speaker 1: of daughter Gladys, because I think it's such a funny 264 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: um as of why. I just like that it looks 265 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: like Gladdie's so um. I just remember my mom. I 266 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: wanted to join the g s A because it was 267 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: such a cool way to rebel. That was like, but 268 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: this is a thing, it's school. I just know a 269 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 1: lot of parents don't like it, and I want to 270 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,440 Speaker 1: join it because I know it's right, I know what 271 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: it stands for, its rights, and it's not actually breaking 272 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: any rules. And I remember my mom being like, people 273 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,440 Speaker 1: are going to think you're kay, which you know, back 274 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 1: then was a different thing, and she just didn't want 275 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 1: me to be bullied or whatever. Different, really different, And 276 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 1: I just remember saying, like, Mom, I represent the S 277 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, you're gonna walk around the school 278 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 1: because I go, Mom, weird the S? Me and Taylor 279 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,439 Speaker 1: used to go where the S? The G S A 280 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 1: and make an S with her hands and she go, 281 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,520 Speaker 1: are you walking around like that all day? Going I'm 282 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: the as, I'm the as. How are people going to know? 283 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't. I hope they think of 284 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: I mean the famous story that I've told a bunch 285 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: and I used to do it a bit about. I 286 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: once came out to my mom as gay when she 287 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: was black out drunk, and I knew she wouldn't remember 288 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 1: the next day, just so I could see her real reaction, 289 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 1: because I knew she would be upset about it. And 290 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,079 Speaker 1: I loved I loved my mom being upset about something 291 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: that I knew I couldn't help. I knew gay people 292 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,959 Speaker 1: couldn't help being gay, so like, she can't be mad 293 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 1: at me about this? So I remember as a bit 294 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: I came out to my mom in front of my friends. 295 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: My mom was drunk enough that I knew she wouldn't 296 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: remember it the next day because I had done my 297 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 1: research as a child and she and I said, Mom, 298 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: I'm gay, and she goes, your dad and I have 299 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 1: known for so long. She twisted, and I was like, 300 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm not. She's like nicky, no, oh god, we have 301 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: known for so long. And I was like, but I'm not. 302 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: She's like, it's okay, We're fine with it. We have 303 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: we have thought about it, we get it. And I 304 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 1: was just so backfired. Yeah, so funny. She's like, look, look, 305 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: we already set up a room, another room for you something. 306 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: So so yeah, we've already were uh yeah, we're building 307 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: an addition to the house so you can't touch our things. 308 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,280 Speaker 1: Um no, there was I had moments like dad to 309 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: I had a drunk mom where it's like, knew she 310 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,680 Speaker 1: wasn't going to remember things in the morning. I would 311 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: say the worst things to my mom. I mean, it's 312 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 1: just so funny when you have conversations with a parent 313 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 1: that is an alcoholic and you know they're not going 314 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: to remember it. So I don't know. It's something as 315 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 1: a kid where I wasn't even drinking it. You don't 316 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: really understand, you know, Yes, I didn't. I didn't learn 317 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: that I could say whatever I want and they wouldn't 318 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: remember the next day because I had done this. I 319 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 1: mean I would go on to black out throughout my 320 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: life and understand that feeling. But at the time I 321 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: figured out through trial and error of like, Mom, last night, 322 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: you said this, and having seeing her realize there's no recollection, 323 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Mom has what Grandma has, but 324 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: alcoholic dementia. Um. It is interesting too because it's like 325 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: you bring it up and then they go, well, I 326 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 1: didn't say that, and then you go, okay, well I 327 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: think you did. Like I have memories of like things 328 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 1: that I think she said when she was drunk, but 329 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: because she was in such denial about it, because she 330 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: didn't really remember it, so you can't deny it. Yes, 331 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 1: it didn't happen to you, and yes, and that's you know, 332 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 1: that's a classic example of like, you know, when when 333 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: someone not just like someone who's drinking or like someone 334 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: even when like I always remember when someone grabbed my 335 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: ass at a bar and I got like I told 336 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: some people and the guy just about it and he goes, 337 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: he's like, I didn't grab your ass. He was like 338 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: almost discussed at the idea that he grabbed masks and 339 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: I was like so embarrassed, like, oh my god, I 340 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 1: can't believe I thought you did that. And then in 341 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 1: your head you rewrite what happened. You're like, maybe he 342 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,200 Speaker 1: did just like he was, you know, a goose walked by. 343 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: Yeah you know, like I don't know, yeah, maybe they 344 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: do let ducks in this bar or whatever, and it's 345 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: grabbed my butt. But like you, you just get embarrassed 346 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: when someone goes, no, I didn't you said to go 347 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: maybe you didn't to apologize for someone else's mistake. Well, 348 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: because I think it goes back to how I feel 349 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: when I post something online, like there's a secret part 350 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: of me that thinks I might be a bad person, 351 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: that I might be out for people to think I'm cool, 352 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: that I might be out to like hurt other p 353 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 1: bowl to get my way. And so when someone calls 354 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 1: and goes, I didn't say I didn't grab your ass, 355 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: you're just wanting to make me an ask graber, like 356 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: I go, maybe I am, maybe I do think I'm cool, 357 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,880 Speaker 1: and that in my butts so great, like you're right, 358 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 1: like I'm okay, never mind, sorry, uh yeah, And then 359 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: I quickly want to just like throw as you could 360 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,399 Speaker 1: say duality our favorite word from last week. But I 361 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: get that. I'll put up a photo of me looking 362 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,200 Speaker 1: good and then I'll write a funny caption to take 363 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:32,400 Speaker 1: away of me trying to be attractive, and one person 364 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: will comment, Hey, I see you, I see that you. 365 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: This is a very attractive photo. You don't need to 366 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 1: write this three fucking paragraph. Chris and I wanted to 367 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 1: start an Instagram account that was private. That's just called 368 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 1: calling you out, and we just write under people. We 369 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 1: write the caption, we write what we know this person 370 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,600 Speaker 1: is trying to do with this picture. It's just called 371 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: calling you out. And it's so main because everyone's just 372 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 1: trying to survive and not be there's a bullish part 373 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: of myself that wants to call out people. I really 374 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: have to be better about when I get mad about 375 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 1: people being that I just know that inside they think 376 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: they're not cool at all, and I just should be 377 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: nicer about it because this is all they can do. 378 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: And we do the same thing, like, oh my god, yes, 379 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,920 Speaker 1: the reason why I can see it and I think 380 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: the same with you. It's like we can see how 381 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: people what they're really saying because we have the same 382 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,919 Speaker 1: brain as that person. And we're so ingrained and in 383 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: touch with it where we self destroy ourselves, where we 384 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 1: can see it in other people. It's the same thing 385 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 1: with roastin why you're so good at roastin why I 386 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 1: can think of the darkest shit about people because I 387 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,920 Speaker 1: think it about myself. Yeah, It's like, whenever people say 388 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 1: mean things, I'm always like, you think, I haven't thought 389 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,720 Speaker 1: this about myself. Good luck trying to come up with 390 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: something I haven't said to myself. I mean, honestly, there's 391 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: there's probably nothing I've done. I've done. I've said the 392 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: meanest things to myself. Um that when someone does say 393 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: something that I haven't said to myself, it usually doesn't 394 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: ring true in any way for me because I've covered 395 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: everything that is true for me, Or they do call 396 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 1: it out and it's like, this was the first negative 397 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 1: thing I ever thought about. This is a thousand negative 398 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: things ago. That was the first thing on there, so 399 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: far ahead of this, buddy me, Like, you know, my 400 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: forehead being big I've been that was brought to my 401 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,360 Speaker 1: attention in two thousand seven. It has become so much 402 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: worse since there's so many other things on my face 403 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: that you can make fun of that is, yeah, we 404 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: earlier out early, I mean where the next start? That 405 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,720 Speaker 1: was huge. I think it's something that people that have 406 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 1: mental issues say instead of speaking, and I think it 407 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,639 Speaker 1: probably originated from like that kind of thing we used 408 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: to do with our hand on our chest, and an 409 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,880 Speaker 1: interesting thing on the flight with someone with mental issues. Last, 410 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 1: I guess we can go to break and then here 411 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,480 Speaker 1: about it when you come back, and you can tell 412 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,240 Speaker 1: us about your experience looking at yourself in the mirror 413 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 1: in the bathroom. All right, back, Andrew, I'm coming down 414 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 1: downtown from the uptown area, from the hot girl to 415 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,639 Speaker 1: the low girls all the way. Man mus never end. 416 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: All right, we're back. What happened to you on the plane? Okay? 417 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: So we flew southwest. We were like C five, C six. 418 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 1: We forgot to sign in. It was an empty enough 419 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: flight where we kept going. We got our own row. 420 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: Me and Brenna were flying together, got our own row. 421 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: There was a mentally challenged person sitting in the front 422 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 1: in front of us with her mom and probably so so. 423 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 1: Brenna moves to the center seat to sit next to me, 424 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: but still wanting obviously the aisle seat to be open. 425 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,919 Speaker 1: The handicapped girl comes back from the bathroom and just 426 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: sits next to Brenna. Next to Brenna, and we don't 427 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: want to make us anyone else the wrong seat she's 428 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 1: had in the wrong seat, and she did in the 429 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 1: aisle in the front in front of me. She was 430 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: in the window. But I didn't want to. Did her 431 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,119 Speaker 1: person that was with her say anything, or well, she 432 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: didn't see her, she was behind her, So we didn't. 433 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know whether to tap the mom 434 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: on the shoulder to go hey, because I didn't. We 435 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 1: didn't care. We didn't. We obviously did it. We didn't 436 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: want to make a big deal of it at all, 437 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: But we also were like, hey, we kind of want 438 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 1: the roads still to lay down. So it was just 439 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,880 Speaker 1: like an interesting like it was not mentally you would 440 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,640 Speaker 1: just go hey, I think you were sitting there, yea. 441 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 1: So it was just like one of those. I also 442 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:38,919 Speaker 1: I had the same kind of thing at the wedding. 443 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,800 Speaker 1: I went to a wedding. So what happened though, Oh 444 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 1: so oh sorry, Yeah, that's it, that's all. That's all. 445 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,359 Speaker 1: Plane crash, that's a whole another thing. It was the 446 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 1: worst flight of our lives. It was fucking you flew 447 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: whatever anyways, Uh, so we didn't say anything. Eventually the 448 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 1: mom was like, we're like just look looking. After ten minutes, 449 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: like her daughters turned around and she's like and obviously 450 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,440 Speaker 1: if we said something, it wouldn't have been a big deal, 451 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 1: just to tap the moud, but it would have been like, 452 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: it's a problem that she's here. You thought it was 453 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,119 Speaker 1: going to be like and then the mom would be like, 454 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: why is it a problem that she's wants it's open sea. Yeah, 455 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 1: it was that whole thing. Yes, So we just like 456 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: that was so at the wedding. And then at the 457 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,359 Speaker 1: wedding there was we all know the guy that takes 458 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: over to dance floor. You've made fun of him in 459 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 1: a special. I don't know did it come out and 460 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,359 Speaker 1: it didn't know I didn't have a special, but yeah, yeah, yeah, 461 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: but the guy that does the worm at the wedding, 462 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: and like everyone has to move out of the way 463 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: because this guy has to have his moment where he 464 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: is the only talent that he had in college and 465 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 1: he doesn't really do it anymore and he doesn't have 466 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 1: the upper body strength because he doesn't go to weddings. 467 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 1: He hasn't been working out, but he has the muscle 468 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,919 Speaker 1: memory of the worm from college when it was like 469 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,160 Speaker 1: his thing. Yeah, it's not even like a worm anymore. 470 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: It's just like a dead caterpillar. Like it's a drowned worm, 471 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,439 Speaker 1: like one of them you find floating in the puddle 472 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: that's still twitching a little bit, and you go, shouldn't 473 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 1: rescue it, but it looks bloated. Gotcha? Okay, so this 474 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: guy is clearing the is he mentally No? No, he's 475 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: he's he's he's there. He isn't a gay black man 476 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: who I can't even explain how many times he shoved 477 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: me to be on the dance like literally getting shoved 478 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 1: for him to be the center of attention. Why were 479 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: you in this way? Were you trying to be the owner? 480 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:37,240 Speaker 1: I swear to god, I don't think you were. Maybe 481 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 1: in my early twenties, my yeager bomb days, I would 482 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,400 Speaker 1: try to take over to dance floor. I'm all, I swear, 483 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just get away from this guy? And 484 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,360 Speaker 1: and I'm getting You're like, I'm not the only one 485 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 1: that was getting like shoved, and like it's one thing 486 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 1: when you bet when you're the warm guy where you 487 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 1: want everyone involved and let's all wormy. Let's like cheer 488 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,840 Speaker 1: me on as I worm. It's like a group effort. 489 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: Let's become worms together. It's a very I'm the star. 490 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: It's his garden. He's the only worm in this garden. 491 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: He's the only worm, and he's eating a lot of 492 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: grass and if you get in his way, he's going 493 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 1: to mow you down. So he was just was he 494 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: checking Was he meaning to bump in? Do you think? 495 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,160 Speaker 1: I think? I think it was just he was so 496 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: this is his element, like this is his super Bowl. 497 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,520 Speaker 1: Is a lot of people go to weddings because they 498 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 1: and they get up it is I mean, I that's 499 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: the thing I was most excited about this wedding this 500 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,399 Speaker 1: weekend was dancing. Yeah, but you want to dance with 501 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 1: you you don't want it. But I'm just saying I 502 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 1: understand that like of likes about but some people treated 503 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,240 Speaker 1: us like this is my chance to shine. Yeah, I 504 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: mean at one point brings out. Usually it's the bride 505 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 1: who feels that way. You would think, yeah, you would 506 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 1: think the bride and the bride had a great time. 507 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: Hannah had a great time. He brought out a chair 508 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,679 Speaker 1: one time to give a lap dance to a woman 509 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,639 Speaker 1: like overly aggressive yeah, yeah, to hand or to just 510 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 1: any woman another woman. Did anyone ask for this? I 511 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: don't think. I don't know if it was asked for. 512 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: All I know is he was trying to have fun. 513 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: But again, if it's a group thing, I'm all for it. 514 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,360 Speaker 1: This person lacks social and self yes. And then it's 515 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 1: like it goes back to like he keeps I keep 516 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,879 Speaker 1: getting bumped, and I'm just like, if I make a 517 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 1: scene here, I'm gonna not look like the coolest guy 518 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 1: because this person is clearly there's not a lot of 519 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: gay people there. There's probably not a lot of black 520 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 1: people there. You're singling out the black guy that. It's like, yeah, 521 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:41,200 Speaker 1: this is mostly thin, white straight and here I am 522 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: yelling at the overweight gay black man yeah, because it 523 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: wouldn't be a good yeah Southwest even if it's yeah, 524 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: so what do you? What do you do? I didn't 525 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: do anything quietly stir and talking about it in a 526 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:03,240 Speaker 1: podcast exactly. I was just going to brand. I was 527 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: just like, I want to like, why can't I say? 528 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,719 Speaker 1: I don't. I get why I can't. But also and 529 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: I know I don't even know. I mean, I get bumped, 530 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: I get bumped again. I go, hey, man, I'm just 531 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 1: trying to fucking dance. Okay, can you not bump me? Okay, 532 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 1: So that's not the best approach because that's very aggressive. 533 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: I thought I thought we were just acting well, I 534 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,720 Speaker 1: was actually putting you in the scenario. Okay, they do 535 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 1: it in therapy. Yeah, I would dial it down a 536 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, I'm I'm dancing. Hey can you Hey man, 537 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to what it's loud. I'm trying to you. 538 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: You've bought me a few times. It's no big deal. 539 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. But just no, I know 540 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 1: you're dancing, but it seems like you're like, can you 541 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,920 Speaker 1: just maybe pay attention to other people calling the a 542 00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 1: C l U? Please don't? No, I think, um, you 543 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,680 Speaker 1: know what, there's there's many times in this and this 544 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: isn't just a thing where you go it's it's about 545 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: you know, race or whatever, like you think you're gonna 546 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,920 Speaker 1: get deemed a racist or sexist, whatever it is. There's 547 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,360 Speaker 1: a lot of times where you don't say something because 548 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: it's a bigger hassle to' say something that it is 549 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 1: to not say something. And you know, I was giving 550 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: this example. When I do meet and greets and someone 551 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: touches me in appropriately, it's a bigger thing. I have 552 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: to stay around that person longer if I go, will 553 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,760 Speaker 1: you please not touch me there? This is a little 554 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,120 Speaker 1: tight Why are you grabbing my boob? Then they go 555 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: I didn't know, And then I have to go and 556 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,679 Speaker 1: they'll go, I'm not the type of guy that does that, Like, 557 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. Then then all of a sudden, Matt 558 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: gets involved. Then you get involved. Then the guy goes 559 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: away and he's being Then now he's getting order and 560 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 1: he won't leave because he did. He's misunderstood, and he's 561 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,360 Speaker 1: embarrassed that he got caught. Then eventually I have to go, sir, 562 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 1: it's okay, I just didn't like it, and he'll go, 563 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,600 Speaker 1: that's not who I am. Then I have to talk 564 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,399 Speaker 1: to this man for probably ten more minutes and have 565 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: to listen to him apologize and then apologize to him 566 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,239 Speaker 1: for taking his thing the wrong way. And it's like, 567 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,639 Speaker 1: because people can't when they get confronted, they get defensive instantly. 568 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 1: What's never their fault? I mean I had a moment 569 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: like that on the subway years ago, the same way 570 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: where there was a um I believe to be a 571 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: like a Middle Eastern man. He was holding a briefcase 572 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: that was like metal, which is obviously fine, but he 573 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 1: was looking at his watch doing a countdown to himself 574 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: while holding this briefcase with a very stern, sweaty look, which, 575 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:34,119 Speaker 1: if by all accounts, would be what a bomber would 576 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: probably look like if you had to draw it up, 577 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 1: if you had to cast it. And he's going, you know, 578 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: in his native talkue like looking at his watch, holding 579 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 1: the briefcase and cast it. If you're like a racist, 580 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: like stereotypical caster, don't come at me for being like, 581 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,280 Speaker 1: why would you cast him if he looked like that? Yeah, 582 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 1: So so he's going, he's going right and like really 583 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,320 Speaker 1: stern and like no one else has seen that. And 584 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: I'm like my imagining this. And then I go, if 585 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 1: I called this guy out and go I think he 586 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 1: has a bomb, he has a I would And then 587 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,040 Speaker 1: he doesn't. He goes, what are you doing? I'm just 588 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: because we don't want to look stupid, we don't want 589 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: to look racist, we don't want to look yes, you know, 590 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: So what I did is I got off at the 591 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: next up and let other people go deal with it. 592 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: Before I've done that before. I mean, this has happened 593 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 1: to me on the train too. Before I did that, 594 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,400 Speaker 1: I stood talk about how dumb I am. I stood, 595 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 1: I turned my back, and I like arch because I 596 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: felt like, if the explosion comes, you want to arch 597 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: your back and get into it. I wanted to go 598 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: with the I would give anything for footage of you 599 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 1: arching your back. I wanted to go with the bomb. 600 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: And then I got off on like forty second, like 601 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 1: just kept checking your phone to see if there were 602 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: any loads. Oh my god, you see something, say something 603 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,720 Speaker 1: that's not easy man. Well, dude, I was on a 604 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 1: plane waiting for the bathroom at the very back of 605 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 1: the plane, and I saw a guy with his laptop 606 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: out and um, he had his laptop about and it 607 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 1: was the controls to a seven forties seven, Like he 608 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 1: was like the cockpit, like a simulation of the cockpit, 609 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: and he looks shady. He's in the back, no one's 610 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 1: paying attention, it's dark, and he's like going over the 611 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,959 Speaker 1: controls and I was like, oh my god. And then 612 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,320 Speaker 1: I saw he was wearing shorts and I was like 613 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 1: we're fine. Wait, wait, I care why did shorts make 614 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 1: you feel for some reason him wearing shorts? I go, 615 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: this guy is not a terrorist. I just I relaxed, 616 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: and he was too obvious about it. I'm like, he 617 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 1: would have a screen dim he would not be practicing 618 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: in the back like you go through, Like how obvious 619 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: this would look. But I have always said, there's so 620 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: many times where women do not get attacked or they 621 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 1: just they don't want to be rude. They don't want to, 622 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 1: you know, say I feel unsafe right now, because they 623 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: might make that guy feel uncomfortable, white, black, whatever he is. 624 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 1: It might make the person uncomfortable to be like I 625 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 1: don't want you. I don't want to help you find 626 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: a dog right now, or I don't want to help 627 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: you carry this thing to your car. Injured man, because 628 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: even though you have the sneaking little voice in your 629 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 1: back of your head that goes this he could kill you, 630 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 1: you just go this is that's too embarrassing. You know 631 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: the classic story. I humiliated myself when I ran away 632 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 1: from a guy that I thought was going to murder me. 633 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 1: He didn't murder me, and I was embarrassed when he 634 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,959 Speaker 1: didn't but that's insane to be embarrassed, like, I'm so 635 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: sorry you didn't murder me, but I thought I was, 636 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,400 Speaker 1: and I honored that fear. Um, But sometimes that fear 637 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: is based on racist stereotypes, and so that is it's difficulty. 638 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: There's some kind of maybe there's a ted talk on this, 639 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: maybe there's something I'm sure they're kind of information out 640 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,479 Speaker 1: there of like how to address something that you're afraid 641 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: of without I mean, I'm sure black people do with 642 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: it all the time. I'm a woman crossing the streets 643 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 1: a cop, a white cop. They see a white cop 644 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: who seems angry, they probably feel the same way. And 645 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: then you go, hey, this white cops seems a little racist. 646 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 1: Oh well, how do you know, what are you doing? 647 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,760 Speaker 1: He's not racist? Like, you can't, you can't, you know, 648 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, that fucking horrible thing that happened in Buffalo. 649 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure someone so many times people like this kid 650 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: was on the FBI list or some shooters, and then 651 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: they're like, my god, I'm reading this fucking Columbine book. 652 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: I can't even believe it's so fucking good. You know, 653 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: there was yeah, oh yeah, I mean I gotta wait 654 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 1: twenty five years to read a book about that. But 655 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm really backed up with my mass shootings and all 656 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: the information I can clean. I'm like, I can't hear 657 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 1: anything about this. I'm in the middle of combine. Yeah, no, 658 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 1: that I mean that is. But I'm sure someone saw 659 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: this motherfucker at some point and was like, that looks 660 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: like a bag that he has a gun in it, 661 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 1: or but a white guy with an AK forty seven. 662 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: You go, ah, he's just he's he's just having fun 663 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,800 Speaker 1: doing it. Why does an eighteen year old need to 664 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: buy a bush Master? Like? Why do you? But but 665 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,160 Speaker 1: the thing is, I was asking Chris the yesday, go 666 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: why would it's like a you know, a god. Well, 667 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 1: it sounds terrible, but I think it's like a gun 668 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,800 Speaker 1: that can kill a lot of Like it's it's a 669 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: it's a weapon that is not used typically for like 670 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: hunting animals or whatever it's like. And he goes, I 671 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: go target practice. The only thing is target practice. Why 672 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: don't we stop doing target Like does anyone need that 673 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 1: kind of gone? What is an eighteen year old boy 674 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: that has a you know, a web blog about with 675 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 1: you know, if you have a manifest you should google 676 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 1: someone's name if they have a manifesto online, how about 677 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: they don't get sold a gun. But we're so beyond 678 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,800 Speaker 1: to that, it's insane. The FBI, I mean, they let 679 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: a bunch of gymnasts get molested for years and they 680 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 1: failed at that. You know, dude combinaire, he had been 681 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,920 Speaker 1: reported twenty times to the local and there was an 682 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 1: affidavid uh for a search warrant because there was speculation 683 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: that he was building pipe pipe bombs that was never 684 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: never followed up on. So and then they cover then 685 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: Columbine and covered that up forever. You know, the police 686 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,920 Speaker 1: force covered that up that there was ever calls in 687 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 1: and like there's all this they knew, but you don't 688 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: think how many times it doesn't turn into a school 689 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: shooting and they go, this is a waste of our 690 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,279 Speaker 1: kids are building things. These are like false reports. That's 691 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,399 Speaker 1: just how much of it is laziness? How many times? 692 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: Like how many other reports are they getting though? Like 693 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,759 Speaker 1: that's what I want to know. I want to know 694 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,080 Speaker 1: how many how many other kids are getting called on 695 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 1: twenty times? Like that can't be. That has to be 696 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: an anomaly, right, Like yes, I mean like it's the 697 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,640 Speaker 1: boy that cried wolf, essentially like oh, oh, here's Eric 698 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:34,920 Speaker 1: whatever again doing whatever. The family that reported him twenty times. Um, 699 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: they in the in the post, you know, in the 700 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:45,399 Speaker 1: weeks after Columbine they were actually being targeted, as they 701 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,759 Speaker 1: knew and they should and they're like, we tried to 702 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: do something and it was like nobody and they only 703 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: knew because their son was friends with him. That's how 704 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,880 Speaker 1: they knew. And so then they turned into like you 705 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 1: were probably in your son was an accomplice, So they 706 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 1: they were ones that were trying to prevent it before 707 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,759 Speaker 1: whatever happened. They ended up being like, why do you 708 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,800 Speaker 1: notice inside information? Well, because like very that book is 709 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,479 Speaker 1: so damn good. I know, like I'm a morbid person 710 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,319 Speaker 1: who likes to read about this kind of stuff, but 711 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 1: I did not know how great whatever this guy. I'm 712 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,880 Speaker 1: gonna find whatever he else he's written. It's so good. Um. 713 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,280 Speaker 1: But speaking of things that you should consume, my show 714 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,440 Speaker 1: fourth episode aired last night and it was so freaking 715 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,279 Speaker 1: good and we have to get in the news. But um, 716 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,240 Speaker 1: it was me going to it was us going to Chicago, 717 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,359 Speaker 1: going to the Bird Place, um, and then us doing 718 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,080 Speaker 1: a show, me worrying about Um, doing bits in front 719 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,279 Speaker 1: of my parents and Chris and my parents are in 720 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: the balcony like those muppets from it, like they are 721 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: so well. I had to skip past that part. I 722 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,040 Speaker 1: couldn't watch it because I just didn't want to watch 723 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,719 Speaker 1: what they had to hear. And and then yeah, it's 724 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: it's a good episode. That's really funny. I mean I 725 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,719 Speaker 1: look bad in a lot of scenes. I'm just like, 726 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,879 Speaker 1: oh boy, it's it's it was my purpose to look bad, 727 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 1: like not my purpose, but I didn't try to look great, 728 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,360 Speaker 1: and it just doesn't you rebelling against your mom again, 729 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: just like right like the whole idea of her cleaning 730 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, you're like, I'm just gonna show who 731 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,080 Speaker 1: I am. I'm not going to be cool. Boy called 732 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,760 Speaker 1: out scary Wait wait okay for the truck but whatever, 733 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,560 Speaker 1: Oh for that, I mean that was supposed to be 734 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: Could it was a just course? Yeah? You can't get 735 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: called kit for that? I got, I got could it could? Okay, 736 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,480 Speaker 1: let's get to the news and then we'll talk a 737 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,320 Speaker 1: little bit more about we'll cover the wedding. All throughout 738 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,759 Speaker 1: the weddings, we didn't get some yea my wedding, well 739 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: not my real wedding, but the one I went to 740 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,840 Speaker 1: this weekend. We both went. It was a wedding weekend. 741 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 1: Let's get to the news first. First, you heard it 742 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: here first, apparently of the heard it. I hope you 743 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: had a great weekend. We had a wedding weekend. We 744 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,359 Speaker 1: had all the swells, so for a couple of things 745 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 1: there and then uh, yeah it was it was all 746 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 1: the swells though. I hope you had all the swells 747 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,680 Speaker 1: and you know, just swelling up. Everybody swells over there. 748 00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 1: If you're getting too swelly, don't worry about it. Let's 749 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 1: just get to the news now, do you know? All right, Well, 750 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: tell me if you saw this trend happening at the 751 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,279 Speaker 1: weddings you're at this weekend, Move over, duck pout. It's 752 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 1: all about dead face dead dead face influencers are adopting 753 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,440 Speaker 1: a disassociated gaze with rolled eyes and a blank expression 754 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,640 Speaker 1: because it lets them express beauty ironically. Yeah, I mean 755 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,560 Speaker 1: beauty ironically is it's like being beautiful while you're not 756 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,880 Speaker 1: trying to look beautiful? What is it? Let me see it? No, 757 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:36,320 Speaker 1: that's that looks like you just finished a race. Okay, 758 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,960 Speaker 1: so what do you want more? Sexy like you're I 759 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,560 Speaker 1: don't I think closet. Okay, close your mouth or if 760 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,120 Speaker 1: you open it, you just kind of you don't stick 761 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: your tongue out like you are. You just go like, okay, 762 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:53,120 Speaker 1: so half dead, so do it. M roll your like 763 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 1: stop mid roll, don't roll your eyes full there you go. Yeah, 764 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,399 Speaker 1: just kind of like yeah, dead dead eyes, dead dead face. 765 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,360 Speaker 1: Um yeah, I see this all the time. Yeah, it's, um, 766 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,040 Speaker 1: you look cute if you're young and you look like, oh, 767 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 1: I'm playing dead because I'm so far from death. But 768 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,439 Speaker 1: the older you get, you shouldn't be doing dead face 769 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:19,080 Speaker 1: because you're you're close to the gray honey. Yes, yeah, 770 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,040 Speaker 1: where it's ironically because you're Yeah, or if you're wearing 771 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,879 Speaker 1: like an old man sweater, you're like a darling little 772 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: just exemple bies how young you are because it looks 773 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,880 Speaker 1: so different. Um No, I didn't see this at the wedding. 774 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,319 Speaker 1: I saw um I was completely overdressed. So overdressed I 775 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,080 Speaker 1: tried to I bought two stresses from Reformation based on 776 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,279 Speaker 1: Brenda got Hers. I bought them a size too big 777 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,480 Speaker 1: so they looked like I was going to like I 778 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,200 Speaker 1: was part of part of some like Mormon coming of 779 00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,399 Speaker 1: age ceremony and those, so I trashed those. The only 780 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,080 Speaker 1: thing that fit me was this dress that it was 781 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,000 Speaker 1: far too dressy, but it was so it's so cute. 782 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,880 Speaker 1: I mean, it just looked like I was trying to 783 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,799 Speaker 1: be like the center of attention. It was just too much. 784 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,160 Speaker 1: It at a country club, it was just a nice 785 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,720 Speaker 1: reception outside and mine was like a sparkly pink dress 786 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,719 Speaker 1: and it was just too much. And I felt like 787 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,480 Speaker 1: if I saw myself, I'd be like, she wants us 788 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,200 Speaker 1: all to know she's on TV. She's got to stand out. 789 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,920 Speaker 1: And it just was a little like but in the end, 790 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,399 Speaker 1: but I got a lot of compliments, and I would 791 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,360 Speaker 1: always say I overdressed. I know I did. It's the 792 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 1: only thing that fit me. And um, yeah, but it's 793 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,280 Speaker 1: still such a cute dress. Loved my luck, um, And 794 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,120 Speaker 1: yeah there was. I did a roast at the beginning 795 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,440 Speaker 1: of it with Chris. Chris and I roasted Um, Tim 796 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,759 Speaker 1: and his bride and that was really fun. We wrote 797 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,719 Speaker 1: roast jokes on the way up, um and that was 798 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,920 Speaker 1: well received. I danced a lot Um. There was a 799 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,440 Speaker 1: good band called Entourage that played the wedding. If you're 800 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,120 Speaker 1: getting married in the Skokie, Illinois area. It's such a 801 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 1: I think I've only heard that word like or that 802 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,160 Speaker 1: town as a joke, Skokie Skulky, Illinois. It just seems 803 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,160 Speaker 1: like such a fun a punchline, usual suspect. That's how 804 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 1: he finds out who Kaiser associate is. It's one of 805 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,239 Speaker 1: those things spoiler alert. He was a band in a 806 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,840 Speaker 1: quartet in Skokie, Illinois, and he like put it together. 807 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,520 Speaker 1: And my mom was born and raised it's a big 808 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 1: Jewish population. What was your favorite part of the wedding. 809 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,880 Speaker 1: It was a great wedding. Like other than like it 810 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,360 Speaker 1: was a lot of reality show people, so everyone wanted 811 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,400 Speaker 1: to be the start anything. But other than that, like 812 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 1: the family, the speeches were phenomenal. They were all from 813 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,840 Speaker 1: the heart. They were great speeches. They weren't like overdone, 814 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,520 Speaker 1: like I don't know, like I loved I love that 815 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,240 Speaker 1: good food. It was on the beach. The weather was shitty, 816 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,719 Speaker 1: but it kind of like. The opposites played well. Were 817 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:46,040 Speaker 1: their vows so romantic and sweet? The vowel quick vowels. 818 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:53,719 Speaker 1: I love a quick yes. The judge d D duh 819 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,960 Speaker 1: was very funny, but like maybe overleaf like trying this 820 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,839 Speaker 1: but did a good job. But did a good job. 821 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,799 Speaker 1: Um yeah, all in all, a lot of a little 822 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: bit of drama was there partying afterwards, but got out. 823 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: Didn't do it because it required you to be drunk 824 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640 Speaker 1: it away that you weren't. I didn't want to do it, 825 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,280 Speaker 1: and we were saying a little drama. Yeah, it was drama. 826 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,760 Speaker 1: A lot of dance, crying going on dance crying people 827 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,759 Speaker 1: crying while dancing. Wow, that only happened to There was 828 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,760 Speaker 1: a nephew at the thing that was he was three 829 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,799 Speaker 1: and he was crying and I picked him up to 830 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 1: comfort him, and everyone saw me with him and go 831 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,400 Speaker 1: what did you do to him? And I'm like, I'm comfortable. 832 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 1: He was crying before I picked him up, like but 833 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,040 Speaker 1: everyone and then he kept crying more because everyone that 834 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,279 Speaker 1: looked at him would go oh no and give him 835 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,719 Speaker 1: that face of like oh, and then he feels like 836 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,880 Speaker 1: he's an idiot for crying. So I was just trying 837 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,839 Speaker 1: to get him away from people so I could be like, 838 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,920 Speaker 1: let's look at this like like, because I think when 839 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,160 Speaker 1: a lot of times when kids cry, like yes, they 840 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 1: want attention, which he was getting from me. I was 841 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 1: holding him. He wanted to be in my arms, like 842 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,040 Speaker 1: he gave into it. And then as soon as I 843 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: held him, everyone looked at me like I was the 844 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 1: one making him crying like that I was like preventing 845 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: him from going to find his mom or whatever. But 846 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,680 Speaker 1: it wasn't that. I was like, actually I could. I 847 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,960 Speaker 1: could feel him like relieved in my arms. And then 848 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,799 Speaker 1: suddenly everyone's coming up being like what's wrong, and he 849 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,359 Speaker 1: felt so embarrassed, and then eventually he just like runs 850 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,560 Speaker 1: out of my arms and I'm like, god, I was 851 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 1: so close. Look at this woman dressed up and everyone else. 852 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,760 Speaker 1: There were a lot of fans there, a girl Sassy. 853 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: Shout out to Sassy, she's a bestie. I was walking by, 854 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,319 Speaker 1: and it was funny because as soon as people got 855 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,920 Speaker 1: a little bit more booze in them, they were more 856 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: comfortable like being like hey, I like you, or like 857 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,600 Speaker 1: I know you or whatever. Um. But Sassy, I walked 858 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,080 Speaker 1: by her. She was so cute. She was the one 859 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,120 Speaker 1: at the wedding that I was like, I bet she 860 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,879 Speaker 1: dated Chris or something because she's so beautiful and like, 861 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,600 Speaker 1: I wonder how they all know her like this, This 862 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,720 Speaker 1: one's one to watch like she was just so hot. 863 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I love her dress, I love everything 864 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,279 Speaker 1: about her. I was like a little bit like jealous, like, oh, 865 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,840 Speaker 1: she probably hates me because she probably thinks I'm like 866 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,759 Speaker 1: trying to actually I'm not as cute as she is. 867 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. I was protecting lunch so much. I 868 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,120 Speaker 1: was just like, she really hates me because she's like 869 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,840 Speaker 1: the cutest one here, and I'm probably getting more attention 870 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,160 Speaker 1: because I'm like a dumb reality celebrity when really she 871 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600 Speaker 1: should be the center of attention because she's like really hot. 872 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 1: And then I was walking by her and she just 873 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,400 Speaker 1: goes Bestie and I go and she was like, I'm 874 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,520 Speaker 1: so embarrassed, but I like And then she showed me 875 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,640 Speaker 1: your text thread and she had sent like a mysterious 876 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,040 Speaker 1: picture that she snuck from like she was behind me 877 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,000 Speaker 1: being like there she is, like she was such a fan. 878 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,800 Speaker 1: So shout out to Sassy. I'm sorry I assume so 879 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,120 Speaker 1: much about you, but you're just hot and Brittie, next story, 880 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,200 Speaker 1: you gotta take a dead face picture with her next time. 881 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, okay um. This is a story 882 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,640 Speaker 1: submitted by bestie eric uh a Canadian university is offering 883 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,839 Speaker 1: a course about Taylor Swift and her literary legacy. If 884 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 1: you're a student at Queen's University in Ontario, I will 885 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: be in the fall. Hey, you can try and get 886 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,560 Speaker 1: into a new course where you could study Swift's music, 887 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,840 Speaker 1: the literature. She references her films and her music videos, 888 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,280 Speaker 1: um and apparently the topic of the cultural studies course 889 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,759 Speaker 1: changes each year. So these people are just lucky to 890 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,080 Speaker 1: have that as the subject. I think it's a great 891 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,799 Speaker 1: move for universities to have a Taylor Swift course. It 892 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,960 Speaker 1: gets in people. Swifties are die hard. There's a lot 893 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,480 Speaker 1: in high school right now. You'll get attention, you'll get 894 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,160 Speaker 1: to get press, people will enroll like these classes. There's 895 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,040 Speaker 1: a lot of this going on right now with Swift. 896 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,400 Speaker 1: There's a new one every week. Even though in college 897 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,799 Speaker 1: cheating on everything and didn't really go to class, but 898 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 1: there was like a class on Tom Petty. Oh yeah, 899 00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,480 Speaker 1: I mean I took a jazz class and all we 900 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,280 Speaker 1: did was watched Ken Burns Jazz series and it was awesome. 901 00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,719 Speaker 1: It was awesome. I loved it. You don't have to 902 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,160 Speaker 1: learn any theory music theory, no, no, no no, just learned 903 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,600 Speaker 1: about the history of jazz, and then there was supplemental 904 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,239 Speaker 1: things that we had to do for it as well. 905 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,000 Speaker 1: But um, I yeah, I loved any kind of class 906 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,759 Speaker 1: like that. What you really do is learn how to 907 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:55,040 Speaker 1: analyze art, which is a you know, it's just a 908 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,880 Speaker 1: good thing to do to be smarter, I think, is 909 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,480 Speaker 1: to learn how to analyze and write about art and 910 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,560 Speaker 1: how to take it apart. And I also think as 911 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,160 Speaker 1: a kid, like a teenager, like even in college, like 912 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,959 Speaker 1: some of his poetry it's too much like with these 913 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,400 Speaker 1: like double on and all that ship, you know, like, 914 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,719 Speaker 1: I don't need I just want really like, I love 915 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:21,920 Speaker 1: poetry if it's if it's bottle throttle, simple rhymes, simple rhymes, 916 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:26,160 Speaker 1: a b a bam, that's what I like. I don't 917 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,160 Speaker 1: need to like, you know, I don't want to put it, 918 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,160 Speaker 1: put it together, Ye give it. And I feel like 919 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,040 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. She she does that a little bit, but 920 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: usually you get you get, man, she's got so many 921 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,320 Speaker 1: things going on that you don't even know. Oh she's 922 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,759 Speaker 1: she's talking in all these little twists and turns and 923 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,560 Speaker 1: calling back to things that you didn't like. The depth 924 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:54,400 Speaker 1: of what she's capable of is insane. When she or 925 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,400 Speaker 1: do people put it on that, like, do people you know? 926 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,520 Speaker 1: There's sometimes people are like, well, she included thirteen letters 927 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,200 Speaker 1: in this one, you know verse, and then in the 928 00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,600 Speaker 1: next one it's five letters, and then the next one 929 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,839 Speaker 1: is thirteen. That means that on five thirteen, she's going 930 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,480 Speaker 1: to be releasing this. Like so people do go crazy 931 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,279 Speaker 1: about stuff, but there's um, there's a lot that she 932 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,799 Speaker 1: does that I go, whoa, this girl is thinking. She's 933 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,760 Speaker 1: thinking on another level. Man. There was this one clip 934 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:25,160 Speaker 1: about um Kendrick Lamar. He does this song about forget 935 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,120 Speaker 1: what it's about, but it's about the just the numerology 936 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,040 Speaker 1: that happens within it of like the things he's talking 937 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:36,040 Speaker 1: about the number of uh you know versus add up 938 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,200 Speaker 1: to the number of things, and he's I mean it 939 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,239 Speaker 1: is like, you know, your mind does like a beautiful 940 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,480 Speaker 1: mind like tricks like this guy broke it down of 941 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,000 Speaker 1: all the numerology that's happening within it, and it's insane. 942 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,040 Speaker 1: I'll say it. I'll do a Reddit on it. I know. 943 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,040 Speaker 1: I just as an artist, I just go God, I 944 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,879 Speaker 1: am just not when I see stuff like that where 945 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,839 Speaker 1: they're doing cryptic things where it's like this sub meaning 946 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,719 Speaker 1: of this is referencing back to this, and then you 947 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,879 Speaker 1: add these up and then it equals this, and that's 948 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,600 Speaker 1: not gonna pay off until the third album, which she 949 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,880 Speaker 1: knew was coming in through Like I just I go, 950 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,480 Speaker 1: I am just really not. I'm an idiot. I don't 951 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 1: do anything special like that. Mine's very just simple, just 952 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,960 Speaker 1: is what it. There's no I mean, how many comics 953 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,239 Speaker 1: are like not filling into blanks for people. I mean 954 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,919 Speaker 1: there is that that alternative comedy where it's like we're 955 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,719 Speaker 1: not doing jokes where you should understand it just how 956 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,640 Speaker 1: it is, or based off an attitude or and I 957 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,000 Speaker 1: think sometimes though artists though don't intentionally do it, and 958 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,480 Speaker 1: that by observing art you can actually sense something that's 959 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,319 Speaker 1: going on in this artist's life that they didn't even 960 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,759 Speaker 1: intend to tell you, and you can get it right 961 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,880 Speaker 1: about it, which I think is very interesting because you 962 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,440 Speaker 1: could if if they go on to study my stuff, 963 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,239 Speaker 1: they'll be able to find things about me that I 964 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,400 Speaker 1: didn't even know I was telling people maybe payoff in 965 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: later works that I wasn't even able to see at 966 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,920 Speaker 1: the time. But like, oh, she was foreshadowing this, but 967 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,040 Speaker 1: it's like no, I wasn't. I just didn't know what 968 00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,360 Speaker 1: was going on. Um, there's this thing that keeps popping 969 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,000 Speaker 1: up for me right now, which is so weird is 970 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,279 Speaker 1: that Anya told me, I guess a couple of weeks ago. 971 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,640 Speaker 1: She was like, you know, Matt was talking about your 972 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,240 Speaker 1: Matt Pond, my tour manager, and um, you know friend 973 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,600 Speaker 1: musician he was talking about. He was like, you know, 974 00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,920 Speaker 1: Nikki talks about really dirty things, and you know, is 975 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,840 Speaker 1: really wacky and goofy and gross sometimes, but like, overall, 976 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,359 Speaker 1: she's very wholesome. Nick He's a wholesome person. And that's 977 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,759 Speaker 1: the first time I've ever heard that, right. She was like, 978 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,760 Speaker 1: it was just so cute that Matt was like, Nicky's 979 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,239 Speaker 1: actually really wholesome. She loves her family. She really loves 980 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,600 Speaker 1: that people because they haven't a like I have a 981 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,640 Speaker 1: friend be like, dude, did she like funk all the time. 982 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, she's so not that whatever whatever you're getting. 983 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,600 Speaker 1: I've never been described as wholesome, but Matt said it, 984 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,480 Speaker 1: and I I've always been trying to communicate like I 985 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,040 Speaker 1: am not what people think of me, but I've never 986 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,239 Speaker 1: thought of wholesome. I would never describe myself as that. 987 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,279 Speaker 1: It's almost like the word adorable where I'm like so 988 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,080 Speaker 1: flattered people think I'm wholesome and then so weird because 989 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,840 Speaker 1: I keep hearing wholesome about myself and so I'm like, 990 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,719 Speaker 1: did I talk about the podcast? Why do people keep 991 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,040 Speaker 1: saying wholesome to me? It is a review I've been 992 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,600 Speaker 1: getting people right to me or like, you're so wholesome. 993 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,520 Speaker 1: I love that your comedy is wholesome. You have a 994 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,080 Speaker 1: wholesome message, like it's do you ever like start seeing 995 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,520 Speaker 1: something everywhere and like it takes one thing to unleash 996 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,960 Speaker 1: it and you get everywhere anything of My friend last 997 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 1: night was like I love your show. I can watch 998 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: it with my mom. It's so wholesome. And I go, 999 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,520 Speaker 1: did you hear me stay wholesome? And how I like 1000 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,080 Speaker 1: that on the Pockets? Did I mentioned on the podcast 1001 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,520 Speaker 1: that I've been getting that? She's like no, And I'm like, 1002 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,839 Speaker 1: that is so weird. It's so nice. Yeah, I've never 1003 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,719 Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. It's almost like everyone like 1004 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: you know, your phone listens to you, but everybody's listening. Yes, yes, 1005 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,840 Speaker 1: did the message get out? But I do think that 1006 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,600 Speaker 1: the TV show you know, it is it? I mean 1007 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,200 Speaker 1: compared to what reality TV has become even if you 1008 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,719 Speaker 1: are saying dirty words or you're acted or whatever, like 1009 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,680 Speaker 1: the idea that we're not trying to stab each other 1010 00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,880 Speaker 1: in the back and we're not talking to the camera 1011 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,759 Speaker 1: like this fucking bitch Nikki thinks she's my boss and 1012 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,160 Speaker 1: she's gonna fucking do this. I'm gonna cut her in 1013 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,399 Speaker 1: the middle two. Yeah, well that would be pretty cool. Yeah, 1014 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 1: that's coming into your life. That came through on last 1015 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,359 Speaker 1: night's episode because even though you were talking about like 1016 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,040 Speaker 1: your your act on stage and talking about anal and 1017 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,520 Speaker 1: sucking at dick where it gets to your heart and 1018 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:30,480 Speaker 1: stuff like that, it's just so funny. Um. In the testimonials, 1019 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 1: you were also talking about I haven't slept with with 1020 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,440 Speaker 1: anyone except for Chris, and like eight years it's been. 1021 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,600 Speaker 1: It's been eight years already in the last two I've 1022 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,799 Speaker 1: I've been totally celibate. So yes, you know, it's that 1023 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: like dichotomy or whatever. And I'm not lying on stage, 1024 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,440 Speaker 1: it's just people are not contextualizing it. Like I talk 1025 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,160 Speaker 1: about sex on stage, but they don't realize it's with 1026 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,919 Speaker 1: the same person. And I you know, maybe you say 1027 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,680 Speaker 1: that they cut, they cut. I know, you do say 1028 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,840 Speaker 1: that at some point. Sometimes in your act you'll say, 1029 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,040 Speaker 1: I only the same person for eight years. Yeah, but 1030 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,319 Speaker 1: I and they cut the scene with my parents last night, 1031 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,160 Speaker 1: and thank god because my parents were like, Nikki, you 1032 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,799 Speaker 1: need to have them cut that. I can't believe you 1033 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,719 Speaker 1: said that. My mom was so horrified. But I was, like, 1034 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,400 Speaker 1: I feel like a porn star a lot of times, 1035 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,880 Speaker 1: with how like embarrassed people are of what I do, 1036 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,719 Speaker 1: and they just they kind of wink at me, like 1037 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,160 Speaker 1: I've seen you and like I and I say that 1038 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,200 Speaker 1: with like I love porn stars, and I can only 1039 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,000 Speaker 1: imagine what it's like for them to like be proud 1040 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,000 Speaker 1: of their work and have to go out and always 1041 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 1: act ashamed and have other people like ashamed on behalf 1042 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: of them, and have their families be like, well, we 1043 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 1: can't watch your stuff. It's like I don't want you 1044 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,560 Speaker 1: to just let me. I don't I don't want to 1045 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,200 Speaker 1: go watch you. Well shit, you know, like you don't 1046 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,400 Speaker 1: have to know. We don't need to talk about my 1047 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,879 Speaker 1: profession all the time, but this bad thing. It goes 1048 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,879 Speaker 1: back to that feeling though that your mother wouldn't want 1049 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,719 Speaker 1: to watch you perform. Every porn star probably feels. I mean, 1050 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,719 Speaker 1: it'd be weird if the parents like, I facking love 1051 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,880 Speaker 1: watching my daughter fuck but but like that feeling like 1052 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,560 Speaker 1: every porn stars that feeling my mom saying I wouldn't 1053 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:08,600 Speaker 1: watch any porn like that like my daughter. No, no, no, 1054 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,879 Speaker 1: my mom said, I wouldn't watch if she wasn't my daughter, 1055 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,919 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want her so like, it wasn't about me, 1056 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,200 Speaker 1: it was about the content. She doesn't like my content. 1057 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,960 Speaker 1: If someone else was doing my content, she would not 1058 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 1: care to see it. Oh, okay, so across the board, 1059 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,160 Speaker 1: she wouldn't watch any porn. No, like, well, it would 1060 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,799 Speaker 1: be just my mom being like, I don't like her 1061 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,440 Speaker 1: music because like my mom being like if your mom 1062 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,919 Speaker 1: was Cardi Bees, if Cardi B's mom said to her, 1063 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,560 Speaker 1: I can't listen to my daughter, not because she's if 1064 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,920 Speaker 1: she wasn't my daughter, you think your mom would say 1065 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,799 Speaker 1: if she wasn't my daughter, I would love wop. But 1066 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 1: hearing my daughter saying that, it's hard. No, it's like 1067 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,279 Speaker 1: I wouldn't even like this song if it wasn't you. 1068 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,000 Speaker 1: I just don't like what you do. And I yeah, 1069 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,560 Speaker 1: as a porn start, my mom doesn't watch porn so 1070 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,800 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be hurt if my mom was like, I 1071 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't watch you even if you weren't my daughter. But 1072 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,880 Speaker 1: when you're a comedian and your mom does like comedians, 1073 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,040 Speaker 1: you're like, I wasn't. Yeah, we gotta go to brake. 1074 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,480 Speaker 1: Let's come back with why do I care? Well, I'll 1075 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,759 Speaker 1: be like, I like watching so many other women. It's 1076 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,920 Speaker 1: not even a daughter issue. It wasn't you. I just 1077 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:14,879 Speaker 1: don't like the way you move your hips. All right, 1078 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,640 Speaker 1: we're back. Why do I care? We killed so many 1079 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:28,600 Speaker 1: stories due Oh my god? Why do I care? All right? Um, 1080 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,960 Speaker 1: Megan Fox tells a stylist she cut a hole in 1081 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:37,080 Speaker 1: her blue jumpsuit to have sex with Machine Gun Kelly. 1082 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,960 Speaker 1: It was hard to get off or something, and they 1083 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,799 Speaker 1: were just like eager. She was wear it out again, right, 1084 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,239 Speaker 1: here's it was like this sequined blue it was very 1085 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,080 Speaker 1: cute jumpsuit. And here's what she wrote to her stylist 1086 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,200 Speaker 1: was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a 1087 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,000 Speaker 1: hole in the crotch so we could have sex. The 1088 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,120 Speaker 1: stylist responded, I hate you, alongside three laughing emojis, before 1089 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,440 Speaker 1: adding I'll fix it. Okay, So it's probably at the 1090 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,879 Speaker 1: end of the night, like she didn't want to take 1091 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,920 Speaker 1: it off. It's so hot to like have sex when 1092 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,080 Speaker 1: you have clothes on. There's something hot about it. Had 1093 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,279 Speaker 1: about destroying property in order to just get it in 1094 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,359 Speaker 1: and not like just you want it so bad, you know, 1095 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,640 Speaker 1: slid your panties to the side, like that jay Z 1096 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,520 Speaker 1: line in that one song, like is so hot to 1097 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,959 Speaker 1: me of just like just disrespecting clothes, someone cutting something 1098 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,760 Speaker 1: off of you, someone ripping it. So, yeah, I like it. 1099 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:32,880 Speaker 1: I like them again, I do like them very cut points, 1100 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:38,360 Speaker 1: but yeah, they're they're they're very I go back and 1101 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,480 Speaker 1: forth on whether I hate Machine Gun Kelly or not. 1102 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,480 Speaker 1: But I do think like he just likes this what 1103 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,360 Speaker 1: he's doing. Really, I don't think it's just for the 1104 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,279 Speaker 1: likes and what he you know what I mean. I 1105 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,799 Speaker 1: just think he might like the likes though, Like you 1106 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,200 Speaker 1: might just like the feeling of getting likes. And is 1107 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,839 Speaker 1: that is that wrong that that's what you like? You know? 1108 00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,160 Speaker 1: Or you like to have people go he's cool, Like 1109 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,600 Speaker 1: you might like that, So that is that wrong? Like 1110 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,800 Speaker 1: I just was watching a video of him. I showed 1111 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,319 Speaker 1: you this video from back in the day where he's 1112 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,640 Speaker 1: just in a bookstore or whatever, a music store and 1113 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 1: he's just wrapping with a backwards held a white T 1114 00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,400 Speaker 1: shirt and he fucking owns it, like owns it, and 1115 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,400 Speaker 1: you go, well, you're already good enough to to be 1116 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,040 Speaker 1: somewhat of them. He wanted to be a star, like 1117 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,640 Speaker 1: like Kanye want to be a fashion icon. He wants 1118 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,680 Speaker 1: to He wanted to delve into fashion a bit more. 1119 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,759 Speaker 1: I mean, you change your look up. You're not wearing 1120 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,319 Speaker 1: boots because you once wore dirty tennis shoes. Doesn't mean 1121 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,080 Speaker 1: like he was himself in those dirty touches. Why was 1122 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,680 Speaker 1: he wearing boots like you know you're allowed to try. 1123 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're I get it. I I go through 1124 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,520 Speaker 1: that too, of like yeah, you just I just want 1125 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,799 Speaker 1: people to like me for me, and why is not 1126 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,520 Speaker 1: me enough? Because we're all human and on a human level, 1127 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,680 Speaker 1: I should be able to connect with you without going 1128 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,719 Speaker 1: over the top for you having to notice me. Yes, 1129 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,359 Speaker 1: but you're like but then also wanting to do that 1130 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,400 Speaker 1: so that you get that love because you realize it 1131 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,200 Speaker 1: is contingent, like I was doing. I was doing Caitlin 1132 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,600 Speaker 1: Bristo's podcast other day. She's from you know you've had 1133 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,759 Speaker 1: her on your podcast. Um it's called Off the Vine. 1134 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,279 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be on this week. But at 1135 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,600 Speaker 1: one point she's like talking about, like, you know, like 1136 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,760 Speaker 1: the people that love you, they're gonna love you despite 1137 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,800 Speaker 1: what you look like and despite what you'reit, and I go, no, 1138 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,600 Speaker 1: I like, there's a part of me that likes you 1139 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,320 Speaker 1: because you're cute. I like your hair, I like your fashion, 1140 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,520 Speaker 1: I like your face. I I'm not gonna like Caitlin 1141 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,239 Speaker 1: I like you because you're cute. It's not, but I 1142 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:39,840 Speaker 1: like it. I like, I really love it. Okay, good, 1143 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,680 Speaker 1: Well it's leading to another piece that we do with 1144 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,200 Speaker 1: seven years about love, and you'll see that I wasn't 1145 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,319 Speaker 1: ready to tackle love at this point in my life 1146 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,160 Speaker 1: because I was struggling with but I noticed a one 1147 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,200 Speaker 1: three four in that. Um. It was funny though, to 1148 00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,359 Speaker 1: be able to say to her, like, yeah, like, you're 1149 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,920 Speaker 1: not wrong for wanting to have worked on on your 1150 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,600 Speaker 1: face or whatever, because just trying to get people to 1151 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,719 Speaker 1: like us more, because it actually does get you to 1152 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,400 Speaker 1: if you're prettier, people like you more. I mean, this 1153 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,640 Speaker 1: is I've talked about this ad nauseum, but like this 1154 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,799 Speaker 1: whole thing of like just worry about what's inside. Shut up, 1155 00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,520 Speaker 1: people care about the outside. Why do you think people 1156 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,400 Speaker 1: were so fucking mad when my show interrupted the met 1157 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,760 Speaker 1: Gala because you wanted to see what people looked like. 1158 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,680 Speaker 1: We weren't seeing anyone's souls on that carpet. The fans 1159 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,680 Speaker 1: were ravenous for my fucking soul and wanted to behead 1160 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:32,760 Speaker 1: me because they cut off met Galla arrivals for my 1161 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,600 Speaker 1: dumb reality show where I'm trying to be more real. 1162 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,760 Speaker 1: It's like, no one wants more real. We like people 1163 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,480 Speaker 1: that look shiny and pretty. Those people's souls left a 1164 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,680 Speaker 1: long time. That's how they lost the weight. It's a 1165 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,840 Speaker 1: new diet by Kim k Lose your soul, gain a follower. 1166 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you lose how many ounces? Is like two ounces? 1167 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,600 Speaker 1: Your That's so funny. There's this new diet. If you're 1168 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,040 Speaker 1: trying to shut that extra little bit of weight, there's 1169 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,080 Speaker 1: a little it's your inner thighs where your soul. Yeah, 1170 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:10,640 Speaker 1: solo cycle and the whole time you just kick dogs. 1171 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,640 Speaker 1: It helps you get to a place where you don't 1172 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,120 Speaker 1: you have no soul. Okay, let's get to our Monday 1173 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,200 Speaker 1: Segment's Top one, bottom one. We are going to say 1174 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:28,240 Speaker 1: the top and the bottom and you but you know 1175 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,280 Speaker 1: that it's like twenty one grams or something is the 1176 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,440 Speaker 1: weight of a soul. That's why that one movie is 1177 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,600 Speaker 1: called It's about a soul. It's like they've noticed that 1178 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,360 Speaker 1: when bodies die, the soul has apparently some sort of 1179 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,920 Speaker 1: matter material, you know, weight to it, and it's it's grams. 1180 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,280 Speaker 1: But for someone to go like, man, if I just 1181 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,080 Speaker 1: become a sociopath, I can I can fit into these 1182 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,400 Speaker 1: genes if I lose that extra two grams? Okay? Top 1183 00:58:53,400 --> 00:59:00,880 Speaker 1: one bottom? What's the category? Today's categories? Appliances? All appliances 1184 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,360 Speaker 1: top one bottom one. I was looking around my kitchen. 1185 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,480 Speaker 1: I was like, who do I love? Well appliances or 1186 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,320 Speaker 1: anything like in your anywhere that it's just like things. 1187 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,960 Speaker 1: What's the definition of an appliance? Can you look that up? Noah, 1188 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,160 Speaker 1: because that is difficult. I was looking at I was 1189 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,520 Speaker 1: in my bathroom when we came up with this, So 1190 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,960 Speaker 1: I'm looking around my bathroom for stuff. But I think 1191 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:26,200 Speaker 1: pliances are They're they're everywhere. Okay, what's your device or 1192 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:30,080 Speaker 1: piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically 1193 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,280 Speaker 1: a domestic one, great Okay, that's robots. They're a little 1194 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,920 Speaker 1: little bit. We don't think of them as robots. Their robots. Okay, 1195 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,480 Speaker 1: so what are we going with? What's your least favorite appliance? 1196 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,920 Speaker 1: I mean, this was tough, man. I I went with 1197 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,040 Speaker 1: the toaster. I'm sorry, but just because you don't need it, 1198 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,960 Speaker 1: I just don't use it. I don't use you. I 1199 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:56,800 Speaker 1: put you away. I know you're sad in there. Yeah, 1200 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,520 Speaker 1: oh god, I just keep burning so getting the food 1201 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,680 Speaker 1: out of it. It's like, you know, you're getting the 1202 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,200 Speaker 1: bread out if it's too small a bread. You're just 1203 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:08,600 Speaker 1: a sad little guy in there. And I'm sorry, but yeah, toaster, toaster, 1204 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,200 Speaker 1: although eggos are good in there. Okay, well, it seems 1205 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,080 Speaker 1: like you're really torn on this. No, not that torn 1206 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,760 Speaker 1: your toaster. You're down, Get out of here. What about 1207 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:22,600 Speaker 1: you know? Mine has to be my vacuum cleaner. And 1208 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,160 Speaker 1: the thing specifically about it that I hate, besides the 1209 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:29,000 Speaker 1: fact that it's so heavy, is that the cord is 1210 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:33,000 Speaker 1: not retractable, so it constantly gets tied up. I constantly 1211 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,640 Speaker 1: run over it. It constantly falls off of the handle 1212 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,200 Speaker 1: when I'm trying to carry around. The vacuum is so inconvenient. 1213 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,240 Speaker 1: I would have never known of vacuums and appliance? Really 1214 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,120 Speaker 1: did you know that? Yeah, well it's helping you. It's 1215 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,840 Speaker 1: a domestic task. What did you think why would you 1216 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,120 Speaker 1: think it isn't an appliance? I literally thought there was 1217 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,040 Speaker 1: maybe would you think it was several appliances? But what what? 1218 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,640 Speaker 1: Why wouldn't a vacuum an appliance? Like what, what in 1219 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:03,000 Speaker 1: your mind is an appliance that avacuum does not? What 1220 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,600 Speaker 1: do you think it was a car? A vehicle? Huh? 1221 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,120 Speaker 1: Did you think it was appliance? No, the vacuum cluder? 1222 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,120 Speaker 1: Did you think it was a vehicle? Yeah? Like, what 1223 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,880 Speaker 1: would it be if it's not an appliance? Is a 1224 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:17,040 Speaker 1: room bow on a plan? But what? But but think 1225 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: about what your definition of appliances? That makes that not? Like? 1226 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,160 Speaker 1: What about it? I didn't know the definition of appliance 1227 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,960 Speaker 1: until Noah, just right, you know? But some there was 1228 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,320 Speaker 1: something in your mind though that was a vacuums not 1229 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:31,480 Speaker 1: fit into everything in the kitchen and then the washer dryer. 1230 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:38,560 Speaker 1: Other than that, nothing else applies to that. Yeah, it 1231 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,120 Speaker 1: makes sense. What else is an appliant? What's an appliance 1232 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,120 Speaker 1: in the bathroom? You were saying hair dryer, my my 1233 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:53,080 Speaker 1: clothes steamer, the curling iron, hair straightener, electric toothbrush. Um, 1234 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:58,760 Speaker 1: is everything an appliance? Now a humidifier, Um, curl curling 1235 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,640 Speaker 1: rock those a set of curling things. I don't even 1236 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:08,960 Speaker 1: know even when my life changed. An appliance or headphone 1237 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000 Speaker 1: because has to have like electricity charging it. Yeah, you 1238 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,440 Speaker 1: have to like yeah, it has to work on its 1239 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:19,880 Speaker 1: own computer. Yes, it's kind of like an electronic Yeah, 1240 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,040 Speaker 1: it's more yeah, maybe not an appliance. It is a. 1241 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,080 Speaker 1: It is a That's why I asked for the definition. 1242 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,560 Speaker 1: It is murky. But I will say my least favorite. Yeah, 1243 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:35,040 Speaker 1: what's your least favorite the bottom. My least favorite appliance 1244 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:40,120 Speaker 1: is probably the dryer, because a dryer, although it's so beneficial, 1245 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,320 Speaker 1: I just don't every single part of my like, all 1246 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:49,400 Speaker 1: my clothes get shrunk no matter what. Um, they all 1247 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,360 Speaker 1: get that like kind of dusty dryer look. And I 1248 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,120 Speaker 1: do clean out the limp thing every single time. I 1249 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,919 Speaker 1: just think dryers ruined clothes, and they never give me. 1250 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,680 Speaker 1: I always convinced myself. A you know a lot of 1251 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,680 Speaker 1: times you have like a huge packed, you know, washer 1252 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,760 Speaker 1: and everything's wet and you kind of can't tell what's 1253 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,520 Speaker 1: in it, and you just convince yourself like this is 1254 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,040 Speaker 1: all good to go in the dryer. I oh, I 1255 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,840 Speaker 1: never think, let me go piece by piece. I always 1256 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,520 Speaker 1: just go it's fine. I remember I removed the things 1257 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,760 Speaker 1: that are delicates that need to be And I always 1258 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,080 Speaker 1: shrink things and then I give them to Onya because 1259 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,360 Speaker 1: once they're shrunk they would fit her. So I've given 1260 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,960 Speaker 1: many of like a really nice Isabel Murant sweater and 1261 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,600 Speaker 1: or dressed to Aya because it just gets shrunk just enough. 1262 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,800 Speaker 1: And there's nothing more annoying to me than short sleeves. 1263 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,880 Speaker 1: When a sleeve. That's why all sweatshirts extra long, because 1264 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,520 Speaker 1: I love having like baggy sleeves that can grip onto. 1265 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,640 Speaker 1: If it even comes up at half an inch above 1266 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,880 Speaker 1: my wrist, I am disgusted by it. And then I 1267 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,440 Speaker 1: put it on the I step on the sleeve and 1268 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:52,080 Speaker 1: then I pull it and I ripped the sleeve. It's 1269 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,280 Speaker 1: a whole mess. I have a weird kind of shape body, 1270 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,800 Speaker 1: a little bit weird where if I buy thirty three 1271 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,680 Speaker 1: g I have to wear them a little bit. I 1272 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,560 Speaker 1: do a lot of work to get the jeans to 1273 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,640 Speaker 1: fit my weird body and then the dryer goes Remember 1274 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,640 Speaker 1: you're like, you gotta go through it all again. I 1275 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,240 Speaker 1: love the dryer, though, four jeans that are too big 1276 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,120 Speaker 1: and you want to give them a little tightening, and like, 1277 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,720 Speaker 1: there's some jeans I have that are baggy that you 1278 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,560 Speaker 1: have the perfect amount. So but the dryer causes me, 1279 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,120 Speaker 1: has caused me so much self hatred because I go 1280 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,080 Speaker 1: other girls clothes are always so crisp or like so soft, 1281 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,800 Speaker 1: and my dryer just like sucks the like and don't 1282 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,200 Speaker 1: write to me about pat fabric softener and all this stuff. 1283 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,880 Speaker 1: I've tried everything. There's something about me that is inherently stained. 1284 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,600 Speaker 1: It's been a while and my clothes are just stiff 1285 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,400 Speaker 1: and gross coming out of the dryer. And it doesn't 1286 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:42,320 Speaker 1: matter about the toaster because the dryer fighting you back. 1287 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,920 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about the toaster fighting back. If 1288 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,240 Speaker 1: the toaster is plugged in, you're trying to get the 1289 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,760 Speaker 1: ego out or a small piece of bread and you 1290 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:57,840 Speaker 1: go in with a fork or knife. Can don't do that? Okay, 1291 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,600 Speaker 1: favorite top appliance? Yes do you think that was like 1292 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,480 Speaker 1: in just in cartoons? Turn it off? You can do 1293 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:09,160 Speaker 1: it once it's off, but unplugged it and then you're fine. Yeah, 1294 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:14,640 Speaker 1: you're going in the bath with a toaster too, Okay, 1295 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:19,160 Speaker 1: go electronics. You know these are things electricity. Yeah, okay, alright, 1296 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:25,560 Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be. It's it's a tie. 1297 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:29,120 Speaker 1: But I mean this is so hack. But dishwasher. I've 1298 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,840 Speaker 1: lived in New York for seven years without change my answer. 1299 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,360 Speaker 1: I don't. Dishwasher is my bottom. Who cares? Don't need it, 1300 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,280 Speaker 1: never have, never will. I don't like it. It conserves water, 1301 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,040 Speaker 1: it does, but I have to I have to wash 1302 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,720 Speaker 1: off every dish before it goes in. I don't want 1303 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:48,760 Speaker 1: any dish in the dishwasher to have anything on it. Wash. No, 1304 01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,400 Speaker 1: what you wash before wash? Right, So it's not conserving 1305 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,840 Speaker 1: water for me. But like if you put in a 1306 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,959 Speaker 1: dirty dish in the dishwasher, it doesn't always get clean. 1307 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,480 Speaker 1: If it's a surprise. Yeah, if you leave a lot 1308 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:05,120 Speaker 1: of old shop you run it every day. I just 1309 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:11,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybewher my dishes enough that when 1310 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,040 Speaker 1: they're ready to go in the dish washer, I go, 1311 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,240 Speaker 1: I've already cleaned this. It's ready to go. I've cleaned 1312 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,480 Speaker 1: it a little bit. It's already ready, but there's no 1313 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,200 Speaker 1: smudge on it. I don't care about germs, microscopic germs. 1314 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,480 Speaker 1: If I can't say a germ, I don't give a 1315 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,240 Speaker 1: funk about it. Dishwashers are a waste of space. I 1316 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,040 Speaker 1: use I run them maybe once every two months. Here's 1317 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,160 Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't have a dishwasher for seven or 1318 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,920 Speaker 1: eight years living in New York, and that's how I 1319 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,400 Speaker 1: got used to not having one. But now that I have, 1320 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,360 Speaker 1: when I think it's a luxury in my mind, really, 1321 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,400 Speaker 1: and and emptying it and everything you do all that, 1322 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,440 Speaker 1: that's so much work. I don't like it. I kind 1323 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,640 Speaker 1: of like the process. I'm learning to love the process. 1324 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,320 Speaker 1: Know what's your top one so I can shoot all 1325 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:56,440 Speaker 1: over it? Yeah, yeah, I was just you're gonna love it. 1326 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,520 Speaker 1: You're not. You're not going to shoot on it because 1327 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,080 Speaker 1: I'm not going to think it's an appliance. I'll tell 1328 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:06,840 Speaker 1: you that probably not. It's it's definitely a little bit 1329 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:11,480 Speaker 1: of a splurge. It's a it's an espresso milk froth. 1330 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is a good appliance. Wait, wait, what 1331 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:19,880 Speaker 1: is okay? So if froths hot and cold, frice coffee 1332 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,520 Speaker 1: not coming in my mouth. I'll tell you that froth. 1333 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:29,120 Speaker 1: I mean, your mouth is a frouth. Get some milk 1334 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:34,920 Speaker 1: in there, you will get it foaming. His is lukewarm. 1335 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,360 Speaker 1: You do a cold and a hot. He's got a 1336 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:40,880 Speaker 1: just a body temperature. You don't need a dishwacher or 1337 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:47,280 Speaker 1: a frothy. Froths oat milk, which because I don't drink 1338 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:52,280 Speaker 1: cow's milk, I think it's gross. Uh if froth's almond 1339 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,160 Speaker 1: milk like all like the milk alternatives and makes it 1340 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,720 Speaker 1: nice and thick for me, and I use it every day. Yeah, 1341 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,439 Speaker 1: every day. I love a frother. That's a good one. 1342 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:08,960 Speaker 1: Um machine recently, yeah, yeah, I got one too. Well, 1343 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,160 Speaker 1: we have whatever that is. It's the same. It comes 1344 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,720 Speaker 1: in four anyways, go ahead, comes in for what Why 1345 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,720 Speaker 1: didn't you pay different sizes? Someone bought it for us, 1346 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,040 Speaker 1: So it comes in a little expressed. They come one 1347 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,840 Speaker 1: to three four. So depending on how much coffee you want, 1348 01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,960 Speaker 1: you get the same amount a caffeine, but a smaller thing. 1349 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,880 Speaker 1: That's literally on every single cappuccino machine is at the 1350 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,720 Speaker 1: size that you want, and it is based on you 1351 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,519 Speaker 1: put in one pot. So it's not like it's we 1352 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,439 Speaker 1: had to have one out here that does the same 1353 01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:40,479 Speaker 1: thing that you use a million times, you would think 1354 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,400 Speaker 1: you would think, Um, my favorite appliance is what I 1355 01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:45,800 Speaker 1: just got. I bought it the other night in the 1356 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,120 Speaker 1: middle of the night. I was fucking so hot I 1357 01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,040 Speaker 1: couldn't sleep. My room would not get below sixty five degrees, 1358 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,920 Speaker 1: even though and I like a good sixty one and 1359 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,640 Speaker 1: my room usually does that because it's been It was 1360 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,040 Speaker 1: ninety degrees last week. And so I bought the bed Jet, 1361 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,200 Speaker 1: which is not a sponsor. I'm not saying any They 1362 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,519 Speaker 1: didn't give me any kind of deal. But it's an 1363 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,680 Speaker 1: air conditioner for your bed and you put UM. I 1364 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,960 Speaker 1: bought special sheets that do so. It is a little 1365 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,200 Speaker 1: tube that comes up the side of the leg of 1366 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,639 Speaker 1: the bed onto the mattress and it's like almost like um, 1367 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,839 Speaker 1: a vacuum for your car. It has like a little 1368 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,639 Speaker 1: nozzle that attaches to your sheet and blows air into 1369 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:24,599 Speaker 1: your sheets underneath you to keep you cool at night. 1370 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,840 Speaker 1: So I am going no, I just bought a number 1371 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,040 Speaker 1: one and we haven't even tried it. Yeah, I'm so 1372 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,439 Speaker 1: excited about it. Seems like you're getting ahead of yourself. 1373 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:37,120 Speaker 1: It better be worth it. It was Si. I was, so, 1374 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,920 Speaker 1: I'm just tired of being hot when I sleep. I 1375 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,760 Speaker 1: just don't want to ever be hot again. It just 1376 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,439 Speaker 1: makes my sleep. Hell, I'm gonna feel like that. There's 1377 01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:47,000 Speaker 1: a guy on your sheets, just blowing on your that's 1378 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:59,519 Speaker 1: the the added bonus. That's eight. Um. Sorry, oh that 1379 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,320 Speaker 1: guy was we hired him. Um yeah, sometimes there are 1380 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,920 Speaker 1: well you know for that for that episode of the 1381 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,439 Speaker 1: episode that it was on last night, there was a 1382 01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:11,120 Speaker 1: guy in Chicago who was massaging my feet backstage. We 1383 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,320 Speaker 1: hired him as like a bit because I'm always like 1384 01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:15,559 Speaker 1: I want a foot massage so bad backstage, and like 1385 01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,960 Speaker 1: it was a bit of me training to get Andrew 1386 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,000 Speaker 1: a massage my feet. So it was going to be 1387 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,720 Speaker 1: like a thing that paid off more than it did 1388 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,040 Speaker 1: in the episode. It just looked like I had a 1389 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,200 Speaker 1: random guy rubbing my feet backstage, but there was like 1390 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,759 Speaker 1: a storyline beyond that that didn't end up like coming 1391 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,720 Speaker 1: to fruition, but I that is my dream is to 1392 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,200 Speaker 1: hire a messus every place I go. I need a 1393 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,599 Speaker 1: masseus in St. Louis. By the way, if anyone knows 1394 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,760 Speaker 1: of a good masseus, I am in desperative line I 1395 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,479 Speaker 1: can't deal with this anymore. And I'm telling you, don't 1396 01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,960 Speaker 1: give me someone who's going to be gentle. I want. 1397 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,639 Speaker 1: I want deep pressure. I want someone who gets in there. 1398 01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,599 Speaker 1: I want someone maybe who used as a tool because 1399 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,360 Speaker 1: I feel bad for your hands. Yeah, I need an 1400 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,599 Speaker 1: appliance on me. You would like a like a like 1401 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,479 Speaker 1: a guy that probably would be best working in a 1402 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,840 Speaker 1: dungeon who's above ground, Like there's a dungeon belowground or 1403 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,920 Speaker 1: think it's yeah, an above ground You want to above 1404 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,160 Speaker 1: ground dungeon where the guy doesn't wear leather, but it 1405 01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,799 Speaker 1: is strong like that and doesn't want to be friends 1406 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,320 Speaker 1: with me. Yea just gets in, does the job, leaves, 1407 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,800 Speaker 1: he doesn't whispers. Yeah, I would like them to come 1408 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,519 Speaker 1: to me so that I don't have to get dressed 1409 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,000 Speaker 1: and like get in my car and like see the 1410 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,120 Speaker 1: light afterwards, I just want to go crawl into bed 1411 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,960 Speaker 1: after I have it, to forget that I don't have 1412 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:26,599 Speaker 1: anyone else comes to the house. Final thought, I don't 1413 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,439 Speaker 1: like going to get massages because when I get dressed 1414 01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:31,320 Speaker 1: and I have this intimate like hand all over me, 1415 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,479 Speaker 1: massaging me like lovingly, and then I have to just 1416 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,040 Speaker 1: the end of it. I have to get dressed, I 1417 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,560 Speaker 1: have to walk out into like the harsh light. I 1418 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,679 Speaker 1: have to get in my car and like start my car, 1419 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,200 Speaker 1: like then I have to drive. I'm just like it's 1420 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,400 Speaker 1: just almost like when you have sex with someone and 1421 01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:46,479 Speaker 1: they're like, okay, leave and you're just sort of like 1422 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,080 Speaker 1: what I thought we're going to hang out, Like not 1423 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,600 Speaker 1: that I want to hang out with my mysterus. I 1424 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:53,439 Speaker 1: just want to gently ease into real life again. I 1425 01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:56,400 Speaker 1: don't want to just be so you would like an 1426 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,920 Speaker 1: hour of naptime after a massage, but I don't want 1427 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,920 Speaker 1: to nap at I don't like those places that go, oh, 1428 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,559 Speaker 1: you can just hang up by the spa and you 1429 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,920 Speaker 1: can just get in these chairs in the quiet room. 1430 01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:06,960 Speaker 1: I know eventually I'm gonna have to get in my car. 1431 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,600 Speaker 1: I want to I want someone to come over and 1432 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,360 Speaker 1: I could just get right into bed and be in 1433 01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:14,120 Speaker 1: my place and you leave, okay. Yeah. The only thing 1434 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,200 Speaker 1: with an alcohol is like then you have to have 1435 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,760 Speaker 1: a little bit of maybe like awkwardness. Where do you 1436 01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,040 Speaker 1: want me to set up? Like I go right here 1437 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,160 Speaker 1: and then I leave the room and and let them 1438 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,640 Speaker 1: set up, and then I come back to them, like 1439 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,400 Speaker 1: it's my panic of having people in my house, Like 1440 01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:32,280 Speaker 1: I just would tell them right here hotels. Sorry, um, 1441 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,680 Speaker 1: I wanted to like yell about this, but now I'm 1442 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:38,599 Speaker 1: like pretty calm about it. Uh it's the dishwasher thing. No, No, 1443 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,920 Speaker 1: the I went to rent a car, h and I 1444 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:45,720 Speaker 1: only have a debit card and they wouldn't run into me. 1445 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,799 Speaker 1: And they go, we'll take a deposit of five. Actually, 1446 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,240 Speaker 1: I go, that's fine. I have plenty money to pay 1447 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,920 Speaker 1: for this car. They go, well, we're gonna run a 1448 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,320 Speaker 1: credit check. I go, why are we bringing a credit 1449 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,400 Speaker 1: check into a six Like, I'll pay cash? Like what 1450 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:05,680 Speaker 1: what happened to fucking car companies where debit cards are 1451 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,559 Speaker 1: the devil to them? And they wouldn't rent me the 1452 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,000 Speaker 1: fucking car. After they don't let you. Do you need 1453 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:16,120 Speaker 1: a credit card at a hotel? Oh maybe back in 1454 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,640 Speaker 1: the day, but yeah, credit card? I know, I I know, 1455 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,200 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but I get it. It's it's thirty 1456 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:26,360 Speaker 1: five whatever you And so I end up I end 1457 01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,559 Speaker 1: up taking an uber to the Hampton's but I couldn't 1458 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,320 Speaker 1: do it, but I had a car out there luckily 1459 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,320 Speaker 1: because check they wouldn't let you. After they did, they 1460 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,240 Speaker 1: did a credit check my credit You want to know 1461 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,439 Speaker 1: my credit score. It's like, yeah, six thirty one. I 1462 01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:46,280 Speaker 1: know that's bad. It's bad, but it's not like, yeah, 1463 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,680 Speaker 1: under six d I think it's bad. I mean, so 1464 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,800 Speaker 1: I have an okay credit score, I'm willing to pay 1465 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:55,200 Speaker 1: an extra five and they still oh, and then they go, 1466 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,680 Speaker 1: we can't cancel it. I go, what do you mean? Well, 1467 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,880 Speaker 1: you did it through a third party, so I called it. 1468 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,080 Speaker 1: I have to get on Expedia. The Expedia goes, we 1469 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,719 Speaker 1: can't cancel it. We gotta call the car company. Jesus Christ, 1470 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,720 Speaker 1: am I do? I have to work to get a 1471 01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:14,080 Speaker 1: cancel where they wouldn't give me, you know what I mean. 1472 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,960 Speaker 1: It's just like that's why so many times I just 1473 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,240 Speaker 1: swallow the costs because I'm not willing to play this 1474 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,280 Speaker 1: back and forth and just go Actually, the time I 1475 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,920 Speaker 1: would spend on the phone is three of my time, 1476 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,400 Speaker 1: so just take it. That's two guys blowing on your 1477 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,400 Speaker 1: feet cold there. I know it's crazy, it's stupid, but 1478 01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:29,920 Speaker 1: I lose a lot of money by just being like, 1479 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with the hassle of it. 1480 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,200 Speaker 1: I don't. I think these companies make it that way 1481 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,920 Speaker 1: because they know people like me are just like you 1482 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,360 Speaker 1: know what forgetting Yeah, I just don't want to deal 1483 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:38,960 Speaker 1: with it. So I called in uber. I got the 1484 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,439 Speaker 1: money back. I actually saving a hundred and fifty bucks. 1485 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,839 Speaker 1: Is I used my buddy's truck out in the Hampton's. 1486 01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:48,880 Speaker 1: But we get there, his keys aren't the truck aren't there. 1487 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,160 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. That's like these like little 1488 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,759 Speaker 1: things where you like, I'm just gonna have a relaxing time. 1489 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,639 Speaker 1: I'm in the Hamptons. And what it stopped you from 1490 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,400 Speaker 1: getting one bad credit? It's like the thing of like 1491 01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,519 Speaker 1: you can't do it if you can't, Yeah, you need 1492 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,760 Speaker 1: to get this thing. But to get this thing, you 1493 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,640 Speaker 1: need a thing to get the like, how do I 1494 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,640 Speaker 1: get credit? Good credit? You need to get a credit card. 1495 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,000 Speaker 1: How do I get a credit card? Um, well you 1496 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,519 Speaker 1: have to have good credit. Well then what the funk 1497 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,280 Speaker 1: am I gonna do? What's like getting a job and 1498 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,240 Speaker 1: they're like you need three years experience. Well I need 1499 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,400 Speaker 1: to get a job to get experience. It's it's just 1500 01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,320 Speaker 1: it's an ongoing cycle of like so you I could 1501 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,599 Speaker 1: get a credit card, but you have to pay cash 1502 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,120 Speaker 1: to get the you know what I mean, Like, if 1503 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,080 Speaker 1: you have to give Bang America like two bucks for 1504 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,559 Speaker 1: them to give you a credit card, you gotta pay 1505 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,080 Speaker 1: upfront for the speaking up. I have to return a car. 1506 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,800 Speaker 1: I rented a car for not but I'm looking for 1507 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,080 Speaker 1: a new car, and so let me uh alexus RX 1508 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,280 Speaker 1: for the weekend, and I gotta return it today. I 1509 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,800 Speaker 1: didn't even have it from part of the weekend because 1510 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,280 Speaker 1: I was in Chicago with the wedding. Um, but I 1511 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,960 Speaker 1: gotta going you like a lot? Yeah, yeah, I like 1512 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,280 Speaker 1: it a lot. I want to go test drive other stuff. 1513 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,800 Speaker 1: There's other Lexis that I want to try out, and 1514 01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:52,360 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about trying out a four runner. I just 1515 01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:55,680 Speaker 1: let a land Cruiser toyotas but those are dope. But 1516 01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,559 Speaker 1: plus I want to do it. I didn't know if 1517 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,720 Speaker 1: you knew what cars were. No, I really don't a 1518 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:04,760 Speaker 1: lot of times, but I do know. Um no, it 1519 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,200 Speaker 1: makes sense that you questioned it and then um, yeah, 1520 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:08,720 Speaker 1: so I got to go do that today. I'm like, 1521 01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,240 Speaker 1: oh god, no, it's gonna be awkward because I'm gonna 1522 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:15,120 Speaker 1: be like thank you, no thanks yet. And the problem is, 1523 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,559 Speaker 1: like there was a perfect Lexus I found. It was 1524 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,599 Speaker 1: the color of champagne, which is what I want, because 1525 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,559 Speaker 1: no one wants that color. Everyone's thinking that's a good 1526 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:24,479 Speaker 1: old person's color. I love it and you can't. And 1527 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:30,400 Speaker 1: I found one Lexus it's like r X Champagne. And 1528 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,720 Speaker 1: I waited because I didn't I didn't want to talk 1529 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,040 Speaker 1: about it. I didn't want to wait because I had 1530 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,200 Speaker 1: to go. I had another date and it wasn't with 1531 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,880 Speaker 1: a guy, but the kind of date that you just 1532 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,840 Speaker 1: want to sleep in late and you didn't get to 1533 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,360 Speaker 1: so you have to go take a nap. So I said, no, snap, 1534 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna buy this car. I'll wait till next 1535 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,360 Speaker 1: Monday and if it's still here then I'll know it's uh, 1536 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,400 Speaker 1: not too far from me to get another car. But 1537 01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,280 Speaker 1: then I checked another car and it ended up being 1538 01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:56,600 Speaker 1: not the color I want. It's like a Cobalt, and 1539 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to co bolt out of 1540 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,800 Speaker 1: this dealership and go try to find the car of 1541 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:05,280 Speaker 1: my dreams and just never mind. Man, that's deep. It 1542 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,960 Speaker 1: hit me in the heart. Sometimes it hits me so hard. 1543 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,280 Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. I get sad sometimes 1544 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,639 Speaker 1: I myself when I look in the mirror, because who 1545 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,720 Speaker 1: am I if I'm not Shakira when I dance, my 1546 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,640 Speaker 1: hips do lie? But do they lie or did they 1547 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,960 Speaker 1: tell the truth? If you look up the numerology, you'll 1548 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:25,479 Speaker 1: know that I'm the one and you're not. And okay, 1549 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:31,400 Speaker 1: I was really waiting for something to run with ooze. Okay, 1550 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,000 Speaker 1: I thank you for listening to the the show. We'll be 1551 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:36,439 Speaker 1: here all week. Uh, thank you for sending news stories. 1552 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:42,880 Speaker 1: And don't peka aji. Jackfish is it one? I'm short. 1553 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,519 Speaker 1: There's a Jackfish outdoor guy, at least a guy named 1554 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,800 Speaker 1: Jack Fish. Toyota