Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is why does he like to eat in bed?
Speaker 1: We'll get into that from just a few because right
Speaker 1: now it is time for today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his new.
Speaker 3: This right here, Shirley is no hair weaves, No hair weeds.
Speaker 3: We're not doing it. No hair weaves. All right, we're
Speaker 3: gonna get this at your head now, we'll come to work.
Speaker 3: If you come to work with it, I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: it down. Oh really, yeah, yeah, no hair weaves. Let's go,
Speaker 3: cat dog, let's get it.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach Riesa. Please Reesa, Hirisa. My
Speaker 5: name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm okay, How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Listen. I hate to call you after hours
Speaker 5: at your home. But there has been some new issues
Speaker 5: that will be going into effect that just tomorrow morning,
Speaker 5: and we're calling everyone letting them know the new changes
Speaker 5: that have been issued that will take effect first thing
Speaker 5: tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone a call, so don't
Speaker 5: be alarmed. It's just give me a call letting you
Speaker 5: know what the what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: there's no problem. Okay. As of tomorrow, what's gonna happen
Speaker 5: is when you guys come in, you'll be issued a
Speaker 5: new key card, and that particular card will actually registers
Speaker 5: when you come in and go out. Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 5: Second one is there will no longer be any personal
Speaker 5: Internet at the job any longer. You won't be able.
Speaker 5: They're actually putting a block on all computers. All the
Speaker 5: computers will no longer be able to go to a
Speaker 5: lot of these sites that you guys go to that
Speaker 5: you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: all right. The last one is reesa do you do
Speaker 5: you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a
Speaker 5: hair weave or a wig? Yes? Okay, Well here's one
Speaker 5: thing and hopefully you can get this change about tomorrow.
Speaker 5: There's no weed our hair. Are wigs going to be
Speaker 5: allowed at the job site from this point on, So
Speaker 5: as of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their natural hair.
Speaker 5: You're joking, Uh No. These are the issues that are
Speaker 5: going to be that are instated, and these are going
Speaker 5: to take effect as of tomorrow morning. Seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: What does hairwaves to have to do with any of
Speaker 4: these changes? The first two I can understand punching in
Speaker 4: and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate.
Speaker 4: But hair weaves and wigs, you're getting.
Speaker 5: Changers the US are. They're looking down upon it. Wigs
Speaker 5: and hair weaves they have to go. So I'm assuming
Speaker 5: that if you, like you said, you do have one,
Speaker 5: I suggest it doesn't come out there. You start taking
Speaker 5: it down now and prepare your hair to be natural
Speaker 5: as you come in to work tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I'm not taking my hair down. I've been here seven
Speaker 4: years and I've dealt with all the changes that y'all
Speaker 4: have made. But there's no way that I'm taking my
Speaker 4: hair weave down. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: What's your name, by Yes, my name is Byron, and
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Let's get back to your weave. This has
Speaker 5: You're going to have to do something. Is there someone
Speaker 5: that you can call tonight to help you get your
Speaker 5: hair down and so you can look presentable with your
Speaker 5: natural hair tomorrow.
Speaker 4: No, my weave costs over two three hundred dollars and
Speaker 4: I'm not about to take that down. I mean, it
Speaker 4: takes a long time to take that down.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean, is this something Maybe you can take
Speaker 5: it down and just wear it on the weekends because
Speaker 5: as of now, you're not going to be allowed to
Speaker 5: actually wear it on the property.
Speaker 4: And how will you know if someone has weave or not?
Speaker 4: Are you going to do hair checks or something?
Speaker 5: Okay, ma'am, I'm not quite sure what they're going to
Speaker 5: do to check it. But by you telling me that
Speaker 5: you have a weave, then I have to write it
Speaker 5: down that you have confirmed that you do, and we
Speaker 5: got to make sure that tomorrow morning you're not wearing one.
Speaker 4: But you don't know what my natural hair looks like
Speaker 4: from my weave? Are you heard how much I pay
Speaker 4: for it? So it's a good weave.
Speaker 5: It's not about how good you know, with the quality
Speaker 5: of your weave or anything. They don't want it. They
Speaker 5: want natural hair. I don't know what that means. But
Speaker 5: they're going natural, they're going green, they're going natural. I
Speaker 5: don't know what it is. They're going natural, and so
Speaker 5: will you. Tomorrow morning you need to come in with
Speaker 5: your hair completely down. Okay, I won't do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not taking my weave now.
Speaker 5: Okay, what is that y'all?
Speaker 4: Gonna write me up or something.
Speaker 5: Okay, ma'am. Do you not want your job?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I want my job, But this don't make no sense.
Speaker 4: You're talking about personal appearance. I can understand y'all have
Speaker 4: a dress coach and enforcing a dress code, that's one thing.
Speaker 4: But telling somebody to change the how you lost your mind? Man,
Speaker 4: you're crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna. I have other people that I have
Speaker 5: to call. Bottom line is get your hat out and
Speaker 5: get your butt into work tomorrow. And let's not go
Speaker 5: back and forth anymore.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, listen, by rand you're a lost mine. If
Speaker 4: you thinking I'm taking my weave out, I'm not taking
Speaker 4: out at all. Risa is coming up in there with
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna sit down at my desk and do
Speaker 4: my jobs. Y'all won't have to drag me. I said,
Speaker 4: some weeds. You lost your mind. You and your powers
Speaker 4: that be or whoever they may be. You tell them
Speaker 4: that I said that.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen. Are you telling
Speaker 5: me that you're coming in regardless with your hair on you?
Speaker 4: That's what I just said.
Speaker 5: Okay, are you then then we need to Why don't
Speaker 5: you go ahead and bring some boxes in because you
Speaker 5: I'm not you bring this man, I don't want to
Speaker 5: have to pack. You get your stuff and box it up,
Speaker 5: and you're losing your job because you can't take it.
Speaker 4: No, you can do that, because I'm gonna call the
Speaker 4: news station and tell them you're dragging me out of
Speaker 4: behind some weeds? Who wrong?
Speaker 5: You wrong?
Speaker 4: You're wrong? You stupid behind weed?
Speaker 5: Are you gonna? You need to watch your language, young lady?
Speaker 4: Why I need to watch my language? I'm at home.
Speaker 4: You call me on my own home phone on my time.
Speaker 4: I'm at my house. I'm not on your block. I
Speaker 4: say what I want to say on my phone.
Speaker 5: Okay, Can I say what I want on my phone
Speaker 5: on it? Then I'll let you go and you can
Speaker 5: come in to work anyway you want to tomorrow. What
Speaker 5: is it, Biba?
Speaker 4: What else you got to say?
Speaker 5: I want to tell you. I want to tell you
Speaker 5: that your girlfriend, Jennifer at your job got me the
Speaker 5: prank phone. Call you. This is Nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show. I know you, hey, reason this
Speaker 5: is this is Nephew Timby Baby from the Steve Habby
Speaker 5: Morning Show. Jennifer, your coworker got me the prank phone.
Speaker 4: Calls shot my blood pressure up. I'm gonna kill it
Speaker 4: tomorrow and I'm gonna pull home weve out. You want
Speaker 4: to come down there and watch me Dragon.
Speaker 5: Keep over.
Speaker 4: High blood pressure. You can't be doing that to me
Speaker 4: behind high weave. I pay too much money. I just
Speaker 4: want my kids.
Speaker 5: Oh ain't nothing like a black woman in her half?
Speaker 5: Oh man, Okay, baby, I got one more thing to
Speaker 5: ask you, girl. What is the baddest and I mean
Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4: Well, after this prank, he has to be the Steve
Speaker 4: Friday Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Got all right, let's go ahead and talk about it. Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 3: The comedy is on five shows, two Friday to Saturday,
Speaker 3: one on Sunday, and they are all completely sold out.
Speaker 3: So therefore we're gonna add a show Sunday night. That's
Speaker 3: what we're gonna do. We're gonna add a show Sunday
Speaker 3: night at seven pm. But I want to make the
Speaker 3: announcement to my uncle. I'm not show by Monday morning.
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know I'm not show
Speaker 3: by Monday morning. I'll be in duvall Sunday evening and
Speaker 3: I don't. I just I just can't. I don't know,
Speaker 3: you know I can't.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I have a solution for it.
Speaker 3: Leave y'all.
Speaker 1: I mean he's planning not to come to work.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, I ain't got no problem
Speaker 2: with it. Just let me help you out. But what
Speaker 2: we're gonna start doing on Mondays is this right here, Okay,
Speaker 2: if you have a signed contract with us here at
Speaker 2: the radio station. So what we'll do is we'll pro
Speaker 2: rate your yearly contract rate down to a day rate.
Speaker 2: And then on the days when you decide to add
Speaker 2: a show to make more money in comedy and decide
Speaker 2: not to come to work on that Monday, then you
Speaker 2: have a decision to make. Do you make the comedy
Speaker 2: show money or do you make the radio show money?
Speaker 2: And then you may have to come to the conclusion
Speaker 2: that I did for twenty some years. How about you
Speaker 2: just make both the damn moneys. See that's how it's
Speaker 2: really supposed to go.
Speaker 3: You know what, you you my uncle and everything? Would
Speaker 3: you you change everything? You're different?
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be here Monday.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a bet. I'm in dow Ball Sunday
Speaker 3: Night Extra Show, seven pm. I bet y'all beat you.
Speaker 1: Thank Coming up next Strawberry letter for today. The subject
Speaker 1: is why does he like to eat in bed? We'll
Speaker 1: try to find out right after this. You're listening Harvey
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