WEBVTT - No Hair Weaves

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is why does he like to eat in bed?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that from just a few because right

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<v Speaker 1>now it is time for today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his new.

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<v Speaker 3>This right here, Shirley is no hair weaves, No hair weeds.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not doing it. No hair weaves. All right, we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get this at your head now, we'll come to work.

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<v Speaker 3>If you come to work with it, I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 3>it down. Oh really, yeah, yeah, no hair weaves. Let's go,

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<v Speaker 3>cat dog, let's get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, I'm trying to reach Riesa. Please Reesa, Hirisa. My

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<v Speaker 5>name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm okay, How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good? Listen. I hate to call you after hours

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<v Speaker 5>at your home. But there has been some new issues

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<v Speaker 5>that will be going into effect that just tomorrow morning,

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<v Speaker 5>and we're calling everyone letting them know the new changes

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<v Speaker 5>that have been issued that will take effect first thing

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<v Speaker 5>tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone a call, so don't

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<v Speaker 5>be alarmed. It's just give me a call letting you

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<v Speaker 5>know what the what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>there's no problem. Okay. As of tomorrow, what's gonna happen

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<v Speaker 5>is when you guys come in, you'll be issued a

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<v Speaker 5>new key card, and that particular card will actually registers

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<v Speaker 5>when you come in and go out. Okay, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Second one is there will no longer be any personal

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<v Speaker 5>Internet at the job any longer. You won't be able.

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<v Speaker 5>They're actually putting a block on all computers. All the

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<v Speaker 5>computers will no longer be able to go to a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of these sites that you guys go to that

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<v Speaker 5>you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>all right. The last one is reesa do you do

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<v Speaker 5>you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a

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<v Speaker 5>hair weave or a wig? Yes? Okay, Well here's one

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<v Speaker 5>thing and hopefully you can get this change about tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no weed our hair. Are wigs going to be

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<v Speaker 5>allowed at the job site from this point on, So

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<v Speaker 5>as of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their natural hair.

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<v Speaker 5>You're joking, Uh No. These are the issues that are

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<v Speaker 5>going to be that are instated, and these are going

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<v Speaker 5>to take effect as of tomorrow morning. Seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>What does hairwaves to have to do with any of

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<v Speaker 4>these changes? The first two I can understand punching in

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<v Speaker 4>and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate.

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<v Speaker 4>But hair weaves and wigs, you're getting.

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<v Speaker 5>Changers the US are. They're looking down upon it. Wigs

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<v Speaker 5>and hair weaves they have to go. So I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 5>that if you, like you said, you do have one,

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<v Speaker 5>I suggest it doesn't come out there. You start taking

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<v Speaker 5>it down now and prepare your hair to be natural

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<v Speaker 5>as you come in to work tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not taking my hair down. I've been here seven

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<v Speaker 4>years and I've dealt with all the changes that y'all

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<v Speaker 4>have made. But there's no way that I'm taking my

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<v Speaker 4>hair weave down. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>What's your name, by Yes, my name is Byron, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. Let's get back to your weave. This has

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to have to do something. Is there someone

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<v Speaker 5>that you can call tonight to help you get your

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<v Speaker 5>hair down and so you can look presentable with your

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<v Speaker 5>natural hair tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>No, my weave costs over two three hundred dollars and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not about to take that down. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 4>takes a long time to take that down.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I mean, is this something Maybe you can take

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<v Speaker 5>it down and just wear it on the weekends because

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<v Speaker 5>as of now, you're not going to be allowed to

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<v Speaker 5>actually wear it on the property.

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<v Speaker 4>And how will you know if someone has weave or not?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going to do hair checks or something?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, ma'am, I'm not quite sure what they're going to

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<v Speaker 5>do to check it. But by you telling me that

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<v Speaker 5>you have a weave, then I have to write it

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<v Speaker 5>down that you have confirmed that you do, and we

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<v Speaker 5>got to make sure that tomorrow morning you're not wearing one.

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<v Speaker 4>But you don't know what my natural hair looks like

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<v Speaker 4>from my weave? Are you heard how much I pay

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<v Speaker 4>for it? So it's a good weave.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not about how good you know, with the quality

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<v Speaker 5>of your weave or anything. They don't want it. They

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<v Speaker 5>want natural hair. I don't know what that means. But

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<v Speaker 5>they're going natural, they're going green, they're going natural. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know what it is. They're going natural, and so

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<v Speaker 5>will you. Tomorrow morning you need to come in with

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<v Speaker 5>your hair completely down. Okay, I won't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not taking my weave now.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what is that y'all?

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna write me up or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, ma'am. Do you not want your job?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I want my job, But this don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking about personal appearance. I can understand y'all have

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<v Speaker 4>a dress coach and enforcing a dress code, that's one thing.

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<v Speaker 4>But telling somebody to change the how you lost your mind? Man,

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<v Speaker 4>you're crazy, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna. I have other people that I have

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<v Speaker 5>to call. Bottom line is get your hat out and

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<v Speaker 5>get your butt into work tomorrow. And let's not go

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<v Speaker 5>back and forth anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, listen, by rand you're a lost mine. If

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<v Speaker 4>you thinking I'm taking my weave out, I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 4>out at all. Risa is coming up in there with

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm gonna sit down at my desk and do

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<v Speaker 4>my jobs. Y'all won't have to drag me. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>some weeds. You lost your mind. You and your powers

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<v Speaker 4>that be or whoever they may be. You tell them

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<v Speaker 4>that I said that.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen. Are you telling

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<v Speaker 5>me that you're coming in regardless with your hair on you?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I just said.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, are you then then we need to Why don't

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<v Speaker 5>you go ahead and bring some boxes in because you

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not you bring this man, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>have to pack. You get your stuff and box it up,

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<v Speaker 5>and you're losing your job because you can't take it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you can do that, because I'm gonna call the

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<v Speaker 4>news station and tell them you're dragging me out of

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<v Speaker 4>behind some weeds? Who wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>You wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>You're wrong? You stupid behind weed?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you gonna? You need to watch your language, young lady?

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<v Speaker 4>Why I need to watch my language? I'm at home.

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<v Speaker 4>You call me on my own home phone on my time.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at my house. I'm not on your block. I

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<v Speaker 4>say what I want to say on my phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Can I say what I want on my phone

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<v Speaker 5>on it? Then I'll let you go and you can

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<v Speaker 5>come in to work anyway you want to tomorrow. What

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<v Speaker 5>is it, Biba?

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<v Speaker 4>What else you got to say?

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<v Speaker 5>I want to tell you. I want to tell you

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<v Speaker 5>that your girlfriend, Jennifer at your job got me the

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<v Speaker 5>prank phone. Call you. This is Nephew Tommy from the

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<v Speaker 5>Steve Harvey Morning Show. I know you, hey, reason this

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<v Speaker 5>is this is Nephew Timby Baby from the Steve Habby

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<v Speaker 5>Morning Show. Jennifer, your coworker got me the prank phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Calls shot my blood pressure up. I'm gonna kill it

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<v Speaker 4>tomorrow and I'm gonna pull home weve out. You want

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<v Speaker 4>to come down there and watch me Dragon.

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<v Speaker 5>Keep over.

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<v Speaker 4>High blood pressure. You can't be doing that to me

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<v Speaker 4>behind high weave. I pay too much money. I just

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<v Speaker 4>want my kids.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh ain't nothing like a black woman in her half?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, Okay, baby, I got one more thing to

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<v Speaker 5>ask you, girl. What is the baddest and I mean

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<v Speaker 5>the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, after this prank, he has to be the Steve

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<v Speaker 4>Friday Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Got all right, let's go ahead and talk about it. Jacksonville, Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>The comedy is on five shows, two Friday to Saturday,

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<v Speaker 3>one on Sunday, and they are all completely sold out.

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<v Speaker 3>So therefore we're gonna add a show Sunday night. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what we're gonna do. We're gonna add a show Sunday

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<v Speaker 3>night at seven pm. But I want to make the

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<v Speaker 3>announcement to my uncle. I'm not show by Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to let you know I'm not show

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<v Speaker 3>by Monday morning. I'll be in duvall Sunday evening and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I just I just can't. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>you know I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I have a solution for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's planning not to come to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, I ain't got no problem

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<v Speaker 2>with it. Just let me help you out. But what

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna start doing on Mondays is this right here, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if you have a signed contract with us here at

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<v Speaker 2>the radio station. So what we'll do is we'll pro

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<v Speaker 2>rate your yearly contract rate down to a day rate.

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<v Speaker 2>And then on the days when you decide to add

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<v Speaker 2>a show to make more money in comedy and decide

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<v Speaker 2>not to come to work on that Monday, then you

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<v Speaker 2>have a decision to make. Do you make the comedy

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<v Speaker 2>show money or do you make the radio show money?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you may have to come to the conclusion

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<v Speaker 2>that I did for twenty some years. How about you

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<v Speaker 2>just make both the damn moneys. See that's how it's

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<v Speaker 2>really supposed to go.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, you you my uncle and everything? Would

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<v Speaker 3>you you change everything? You're different?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're gonna be here Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like a bet. I'm in dow Ball Sunday

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<v Speaker 3>Night Extra Show, seven pm. I bet y'all beat you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank Coming up next Strawberry letter for today. The subject

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<v Speaker 1>is why does he like to eat in bed? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>try to find out right after this. You're listening Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.