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Speaker 1: It isn't ask doctor Jesse Friday. Here on the Jesse

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Speaker 1: don't know what I'm more excited for. These questions that

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's better, your questions or our little

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Speaker 1: This is that point in time where yeah, they hate

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Speaker 1: All right, the Finns are doing this guerrilla ward thing

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Speaker 1: he was doing. Was completely unbothered by the most horrible

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Speaker 1: danger imaginable. And then it got better. They start seeing

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00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: him shoot, you know, just with the other normal infantry guys,

425
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:29,719
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, oh my gosh, everyone's just dying.

426
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: Whenever he pulls the trigger, somebody dies, and they're noticing.

427
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: People are noticing what Okay, Apparently we have a prodigy

428
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: on our hands here. And the Finns have a problem.

429
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean, the Soviets are a major army. The Soviets

430
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: have snipers too, really good ones, and there's a sniper

431
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: out there giving the Fins tons of problems. He's killing

432
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Speaker 1: all their officers. He's making their life absolutely miserable. And

433
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: their commander goes to Simo, sees how this guy can

434
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Speaker 1: shoot and says, do you think do you think you

435
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: can get this guy. And of course Simo, which is

436
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: this is unsurprising, like the most humble man who ever lived,

437
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: says well, I'll do my best. Simo goes out, spends

438
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: all night looking where he think this. He thinks this

439
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: guy might be in the general area. Right, only Simo

440
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: had this ability. And look, you are born with this

441
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: or you are not. In thirty forty degrees below zero,

442
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: he would put a bunch of layers on. Simo could

443
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: lay there motionless for twelve, thirteen, fourteen hours, just sitting

444
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: watching and waiting. Do you ever hear that saying, beware

445
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: the fury of a patient man. You don't ever want

446
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: somebody like this wanting you did, I'll tell you that much.

447
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: He's sitting there waiting for this sniper. Remember, Simo has

448
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: iron sights on his weapon. Oh and did I mention

449
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: the guy had spent so much time hunting and basically

450
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: preparing his life for war that he didn't know was

451
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: going to come. He knew things like he would pour

452
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: water all over the snow in front of his position,

453
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: so if he fired his weapon, the snow wouldn't blow

454
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: up and dust up like that and give away his position.

455
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: He would do things like stuffed snow and his mouth

456
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: so his breath wasn't as hot, so you couldn't see,

457
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: you know, the steam from his mouth. The sun starts

458
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: to come up this morning and your seamo. You've laid

459
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: there all night in the freezing cold, trying as hard

460
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: as you can to find this sniper who's killing your countryman.

461
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: And you think he's out there, but you don't know,

462
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: and you are just getting ready to wrap up your

463
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: day as you're looking, and you're looking, and you can't

464
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: see anything. And finally you see a reflection off of

465
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: a sniper scope. You don't know if he's seen you

466
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: or not, but you wait and you watch, and you

467
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Speaker 1: want to know what happened next, I'll tell you. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: text and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel,

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Speaker 1: have a hatchet fight coming up. That's an ass. Doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Smohiha

488
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: is laying hunting this Russian sniper. Cannot see him, cannot

489
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: see him, cannot see him. Finally he sees the glint

490
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: of a sniper scope. Now he knows where he is.

491
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: But tell me this wouldn't This is the part that

492
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: really floors me of this story. He doesn't take a

493
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: shot at it. He just decides, well, I know where

494
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: he is, he doesn't know where I am. I'll just

495
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: wait some more. I can win with patience and he

496
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: continues to lay there. Finally the sun comes up enough

497
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: the sniper thinks, well, I'm gonna go ahead and go

498
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: on back and get some sleep. Now sits up and

499
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: Seemo High is waiting their eyes down the sites, and

500
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: that was the last breath the sniper ever took. His

501
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: face was gone about five seconds after that. Goodbye. Now,

502
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: this Semo Hiha guy is starting to gain a reputation,

503
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: not just with the Russians with the Fins. He's starting

504
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: to become a hero and his legend grows because he's

505
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: one of these guys. It appears whatever you send him

506
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: out to do gets done, and I mean stuff that

507
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: shouldn't be possible. The Fins were getting pounded, I mean

508
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: pounded by artillery. And just so you know, obviously this

509
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: is not exactly news, but artillery is shot from far away, right.

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00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: That's the idea of artillery. I'm gonna shoot you with big,

511
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: big guns before you and shoot me. It's not more

512
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: complicated than that. But you're not sitting back there with

513
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Speaker 1: a little scope on your big artillery piece trying to

514
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: aim down the site. Somebody has to tell you where

515
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: to shoot. Somebody over closer to where you're shooting, has

516
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: to be up there saying no, no, no here, yes

517
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Speaker 1: shoot here, shoot there, and they're calling in grid coordinates

518
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: and things like that. Well, these are called forward observers.

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00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: That's who these people are. Simo gets sent out to

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00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: hunt down the forward observer who is apparently giving away

521
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: their exact positions to these Soviets. They're getting crushed and

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00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: they're like, Simo, please go see if you can find

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00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: this guy. Remember he's a great hunter too. Simo makes

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Speaker 1: his way towards the forward observer. He does hunt him down.

525
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: And when I say hunt him down, I want you

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00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: to understand something about this man. Remember I talked about

527
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Speaker 1: at home. In nature, he would memorize terrain, not like

528
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: you or I would memorize to rain. Oh there are

529
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Speaker 1: some pretty trees. Ah, that looks like a lake, very nice.

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00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: Semohia would look at a scene like that and he

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00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: would figure out which way the wind blows. He would know, oh, wow,

532
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: there's more snow on this side of the tree than

533
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: that side of the tree. He would take a mentally.

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Speaker 1: They think he had a photographic memory. He would take

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00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: a mental picture of areas and could tell when something

536
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 1: had been disturbed. He hunted down this forward observer, only

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00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: it wasn't a forward observer, it was forward observers, eight

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Speaker 1: of them. Seemohia got himself into position and with a

539
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: single shot bolt action rifle and iron sights shot all

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Speaker 1: eight of them dead. Gone comes back that night. Yeah, boss,

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Speaker 1: we're good. They're not gonna bother us anymore. Now, the

542
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: Soviets are starting to get extra extremely concerned because they're

543
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Speaker 1: aware there is somebody out there with special abilities. So

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00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: the Soviets put together a special counter sniper unit to

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Speaker 1: go hunt down specifically the man. Again, they don't know

546
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: his identity. They're trying to find his identity, so they're

547
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: just calling him the White Death and it's starting to

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00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: affect troop morale on the Soviet side. They send out

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Speaker 1: a counter sniper unit to get Simo. He killed all

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Speaker 1: them too. They're trying to hunt down a man you

551
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: simply cannot hunt down the guy would because it's there

552
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: are a bunch of marshes in Finland when it's warmer

553
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: and you have all these little mini holes in ditches

554
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: and depressions and hills. He would. He was famous for

555
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: low crawling for hours and hours and hours, patiently moving

556
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: inches at a time through the freezing snow, so nobody

557
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: would have it would no one would have his position.

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00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: They just simply couldn't ever find him. He would do

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00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: things to prevent himself from being silhouetted. He would build

560
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: up a little snow mound behind him and slowly rise

561
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: up just to the equal level of the snow mound,

562
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: so you couldn't He was just not there. He's just

563
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: some farm guy who can kill you without thinking. Dressed

564
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: in white, impatient as could be. He was not there.

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00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: You thought the eight men thing was impressive. They sent

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Speaker 1: Simo Hija out one day to hunt down Russians. Simo,

567
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: they're down there, Go do what you can do. Simo

568
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: came back at the end of the day having shot

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Speaker 1: twenty five Russians dead in one day. The guy simply

570
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: could not be stopped. That was his most. He had

571
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: another day of nineteen, He had another day of twenty three.

572
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: Again he didn't want it. He didn't get in a

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00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: position and take a shot. He would get in a

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Speaker 1: position and sure it was so camouflaged that he would

575
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: sit and mow down entire units by himself. The Soviets

576
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: had to change their entire defensive strategy because seemohiha would

577
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: not stop murdering them. But all this stuff only lasts

578
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: for so long, right, Eventually time cometh for all of us.

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Speaker 1: We'll wrap up Simo hiha and get to why women

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Speaker 1: three percent of adults. That means it could be me

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Speaker 1: my boss or my boss's boss, or me my favorite

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Speaker 1: twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, the one in

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Speaker 1: three could be me my karaoke partner Carol, or uh

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Speaker 1: They got him though eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three Jess at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: You'll be happy to know. I was happy to know. No,

601
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: he didn't get hunted down by another sniper. The counter

602
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: sniper crew didn't get him either. He was just caught

603
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: in an ambush with his whole unity was with his

604
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: whole unit. They got caught in an ambush. He got

605
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: shot in the face with an exploding bullet. They had

606
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: twenty some surgeries to put his jaw back together, absolutely shattered,

607
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: completely shattered. He couldn't eat solid foods for three or

608
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: four months. By the time they were gone, he passed out,

609
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: woke up at a hospital. They patched together with all

610
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: these surgeries. But he wakes up and you know what

611
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Semohiho wants. Semohiho wants to go back into combat with

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00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: a jaw shatter. People like that. People like that change

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00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: the course of history. Let us go to your ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions. Now, hang on, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse Kelly show eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It is time. Let

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Speaker 1: us begin. Don't forget the next hour. The great Ann

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Speaker 1: Coulter joins us on the show. Chris doubted I could

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Speaker 1: do it? Did it like three minutes during a break, Chris,

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Speaker 1: somebody to get in, Coulter on Chris, No, you're not, Oh, Chris,

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Speaker 1: guess who's coming on the show? Boom in your stupid face, Chris.

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Speaker 1: In case you're wondering, smohiha lived a long, happy life

624
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Speaker 1: when he was done, as you can imagine, quiet, humble, reserved.

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Speaker 1: I believe that rifle he used because it was always

626
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: the same one. I believe that rifle he used is

627
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: still on display in a museum today. I'm almost positive

628
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: of it. I forget the exact details. He went back

629
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Speaker 1: and he did farming and hunting and fishing, and spent

630
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,439
Speaker 1: the rest of his life completely comfortable in nature. And yes,

631
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Speaker 1: the Finns lost the Winter War in one hundred and

632
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Speaker 1: five days, but still a legendary tale. The Winter War

633
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Speaker 1: itself is something I'll go into another time. I really

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Speaker 1: just wanted to focus mostly on Seemo today because it

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Speaker 1: was just awesome. The Fins were awesome. Semo wasn't the

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Speaker 1: young one out there fighting like the lion. The Finns

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Speaker 1: were awesome. It is time. Are you ready? What, Chris?

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Speaker 1: It's time, the best time of the week, asked doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Jesse, why do women continuously lose their phones?

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Speaker 1: I've lost my phone maybe twice since cell phones were invented.

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Speaker 1: She loses hers every other week, literally, and she gets

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Speaker 1: mad when I try to throw any logic at how

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Speaker 1: you can prevent this. She likes to slam doors when

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Speaker 1: she's mad, and she gets our screen doors stuck well

645
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Speaker 1: more than I do. Problem is, my five year old

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Speaker 1: Andrew is just like her and slams the door already,

647
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: and he puts in parentheses. Redheads. First of all, pal all,

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Speaker 1: you take the plunge and marry a redhead. You get

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Speaker 1: what you get. Don't throw a fit. That's how they

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Speaker 1: all are are redheads. Absurdly hot, absolutely, that's how they

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Speaker 1: get us in. That's why God did that. He do

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Speaker 1: He made them insane with rage, and so he had

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Speaker 1: to balance it out somehow, and he made them so

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Speaker 1: hot you can't take your eyes off them. So that's

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Speaker 1: how they get you, They suck you in with the hotness,

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Speaker 1: and then you find out, Wow, she's like a demon

657
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: when she's mad. That's one. Two. You want to know

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Speaker 1: why women lose their phones. I'm actually going to defend

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Speaker 1: women instead of making fun of them here. I always

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Speaker 1: go off of how we're made, what we're created to do.

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Speaker 1: In certain we're just created for certain things. Men have

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Speaker 1: bigger shoulders, physically stronger Why because well, men are created

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Speaker 1: for more physical labor and created to be the protectors

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Speaker 1: of a whole home of a nation. That's why men

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Speaker 1: are built more for combat than women are. That's simply

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00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: how our bodies are made. Our minds are wired for

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00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: certain things too. A woman is more created to take

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Speaker 1: care of a home to be and taking care of

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Speaker 1: a home is a living hell. And I say this

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Speaker 1: only as my only experience with this is. You know,

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Speaker 1: whatever we have health problems on my wife's side of

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Speaker 1: the family or something like that, my wife will have

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Speaker 1: to leave. It's not, by the grace of God, it's

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Speaker 1: not common, but my wife will have to leave. And

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Speaker 1: it's been it's happened multiple times. She's gone for like

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Speaker 1: a week. And I am not as you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing the kissing every woman's bed thing of ah,

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Speaker 1: these people are saints type thing. But as a dude,

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Speaker 1: it's easy to fall into the trap of I mean,

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Speaker 1: how hard is it. This is washing the dishes a

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Speaker 1: couple of times, It's no big deal. It's horrible. All

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Speaker 1: all the things you have to do, all the things

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Speaker 1: it takes to take care of a home is terrible.

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Speaker 1: I'm at work, yeah, I mean what I do is

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Speaker 1: different and not in any way inferior, but I'm focusing.

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Speaker 1: I'm micro focused on a few different things, right. They

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Speaker 1: have like a thousand things. They have to do different things.

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Speaker 1: It is the things she would text me every day

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Speaker 1: of don't forget about this, and don't forget to remind

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Speaker 1: him about this homework, and don't forget to set this

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Speaker 1: out and don't forget about it. I was like, can

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Speaker 1: I have a personal assistant or something. I don't. I'm

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00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: not built for this. Because they have to do a

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Speaker 1: thousand different things over the course of a day. They

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00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: lose track of the little things. They don't prioritize because

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Speaker 1: you simply can't. If you have a thousand things to do,

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Speaker 1: you have to make somebody make your life easier. I

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Speaker 1: speaking of personal assistance, you remember they hired me one well,

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00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: the show went national. The radio show went national, nationally syndicated,

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Speaker 1: which is obviously very cool, and then you know, the

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Speaker 1: TV show is getting so big too. I have the

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Speaker 1: TV show on the channel. I'm the first every night

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Speaker 1: at the show's called I'm Right nine o'clock Eastern. And

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Speaker 1: because of that, it's a ton. It's just a lot.

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Speaker 1: And now, no, it's not backbreaking labor. I don't need

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Speaker 1: your thoughts and prayers. I'll be fine. But there's a

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Speaker 1: reason hardly anybody does radio and TV. You do one

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Speaker 1: of the two. In general, it's a lot. It's a

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Speaker 1: lot to put together, it's a lot to think about.

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Speaker 1: So they finally one day they offered me. They're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we would like to hire you a personal assistant, to

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Speaker 1: which I mean, again, you know, I'm I'm a blue

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Speaker 1: collar guy. I was like, oh, what the heck do

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Speaker 1: I need a personal assistant for I'm fine, I can

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Speaker 1: get my own coffee. And they're like, no, you don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Because these were experienced media guys that said, you don't

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Speaker 1: understand how much you've taken on. You really need to

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Speaker 1: get a personal assistant, and we're going to hire you

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Speaker 1: one anyway. And now I see it, I see it.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I only have I have so much to

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Speaker 1: do that I don't want to get my own coffee

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I don't have freaking time get it

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Speaker 1: for me. In the afternoons, if I'm putting together something

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Speaker 1: for TV or something like that and I have to

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Speaker 1: order food, I don't have time to run down and

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Speaker 1: get it. I didn't have time to eat, let alone

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Speaker 1: run down and get my food. You go get the

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Speaker 1: dag on food. I have to put this and not

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Speaker 1: to get You understand what I'm saying. It's the same

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Speaker 1: thing at the house. Once you get too busy, you

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Speaker 1: can only prioritize what you prioritize. You can only hit

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Speaker 1: the high points. You can't get everything in. Women simply

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Speaker 1: do not prioritize their phones, so they have them and

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Speaker 1: then they set them down. My wife loses her phone

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Speaker 1: five times a day, and I swear that's not an exaggeration.

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Speaker 1: If I'm home, one of the first things I get

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Speaker 1: is can you call my phone? I can't find it.

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Speaker 1: Can you call my phone? And it also hurts women

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00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: too that apparently none of them have decent eyesight, and

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Speaker 1: they get these gigantic phones that don't fit comfortable in

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Speaker 1: their pockets. And I've asked my wife about this, and

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Speaker 1: you get things like, well this one has a better

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00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: camera for the kids and stuff like that. Okay, but

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00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: it doesn't fit in your pocket, right. But that is

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00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: why women lose their phones all the time, because women

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00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: have to multitask more. And I can't stress this enough.

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Speaker 1: I am not doing that pathetic beta male thing up today.

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Speaker 1: Of ah, they're really saintly smart, genius gods and we

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00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: big dumb oaf men. We never know anything. That's so

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Speaker 1: I hate that. You can't you can't escape it anymore.

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00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: It's every TV sitcomments all that I'm not doing that.

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00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: But look, we are made different for different things. They

753
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: are a lot better multitaskers. I can't. I can't listen

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00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: to two things at once. Speak speaking of wives, this

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00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: is a fight I've had with my wife a million times.

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00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: We don't have it anymore because she finally learned. But

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00:51:54,840 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: women women like to mark their territory with men. And

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00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: by mark there territory, I mean this whenever you were around.

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00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: Women like to make sure they always have access to you, period,

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00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 1: no matter what they just do. Chris, Chris is rolling

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00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: his eyes over here, knows exactly what I'm talking about.

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00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: So this is what my wife used to do, and

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00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: this was not in any way malicious. I would be

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Speaker 1: on the phone, you know, I have a cell phone

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00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 1: in my ear. I'm talking to somebody from work, and

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00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: she'll walk in the room and start talking to me.

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Speaker 1: So I was thinking about doing chicken for dinner to

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Speaker 1: nine and stuff like that, and yeah, exactly, Chris is

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00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: pointing to the thing and mouthing the words I'm on

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00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: the phone, yes, to which we had little mini fights

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Speaker 1: about it. I would hold my phoone away and be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm on the phone. I didn't hear anything. You just

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00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: said I'm on the phone. And she would storm out

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00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: because in her mind, you were just right there. Why

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00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: can't she talk to you. You're not sitting there talking

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00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 1: to another human being. That's how little I can multitask, though,

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00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: if I'm talking to somebody, and I'm really really bad

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00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: at this, I admit I'm worse than even most dudes.

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00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: If I'm listening to one thing, I cannot listen to

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00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: another thing. Otherwise I hear nothing. Totally screws me up completely,

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Speaker 1: all right, fighting back against corporate America. Hang on a second,

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Speaker 1: The talk radio Revolution Jesse Kelly. No word in English

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Speaker 1: language is less convincing than probably. Are you sure we

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00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: should get matching tattoos on our first date? Sure? We'll

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00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: probably stay together. Probably. It's been twenty three minutes since

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Speaker 1: I ate. I can probably swim. You should wait thirty minutes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't tell me what to do. Candid bo scramp.

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00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: I have a cramp. I can probably hit the green

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00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: from here? Probably? Can I get a Mulligan ready to go? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

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00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

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00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

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00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: a car, or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving.

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Speaker 1: A message brought to you by NITZA and AD Council.

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Speaker 1: Remember we got Anne Poulter coming up next hour at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, I'm on Facebook, I'm

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Speaker 1: on locals. Allow us to chop away at these. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna try to get through all these. I'm gonna try

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Speaker 1: to get to all of them. We got do we

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Speaker 1: have these nice messages too? First message ever food for

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00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: thought from a first time viewer. Great show, but what

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00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: makes it even better is how humble Jesse comes across.

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00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: His ability to portray his humility is equaled by intelligent

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Speaker 1: questions asked in a common sense way. It comes across

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Speaker 1: as almost a personal conversation. This is very attractive to

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Speaker 1: the viewers. His community college remarks about himself are very

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Speaker 1: endearing and will serve him well. He is a pleasure

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Speaker 1: to watch and I will tell all my friends good

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Speaker 1: luck ha ha. Pleasure to watch Chris in your stupid

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Speaker 1: face somebody who watches the show, O wise one, you

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Speaker 1: discussed the minimum wage hike and how stupid it is.

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00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: I agree. However, why aren't Republicans simply changing the narrative

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Speaker 1: and stating that they agree, but it should only apply

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Speaker 1: to companies with over five hundred employees. I mean, these

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Speaker 1: corporations are refusing to donate to anyone that incited insurrections

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00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 1: and rejected the election. You have big corps like Nike

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00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: encouraging minimum wage wokeness but lobbying against bills to prevent

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Speaker 1: slave labor in China. This is at least one way

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Speaker 1: to one punish these corps in two somewhat try and

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00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: even the playing field for smaller businesses after this COVID debacle.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there are numerous reasons why this isn't a

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00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: good idea, But Republicans gave them a tax cut and

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00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: they beep on us in return, why not return the favor.

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Speaker 1: I am all in favor of offense. However, one offense

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00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: can't be simply revenge politics. You know, for instance, I

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Speaker 1: want to impeach Joe Biden. I think if the House

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Speaker 1: had you know, the power of impeachment right now, if

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Speaker 1: the Republicans had the House, I think they should impeach

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden. Not because of revenge for what they did

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Speaker 1: for Donald Trump, because Democrats have now proven they will

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00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: weaponize impeachment for partisan purposes. So you weaponize there, you

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00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: weaponize it back against them and water it down so

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00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,479
Speaker 1: they can't weaponize it anymore. If we impeach Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: a dozen times too, you impeach Donald Trump, then impeachment's

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Speaker 1: gone forever. No, it doesn't mean anything to people anymore.

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Speaker 1: That said, it's never going to happen from Republicans. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: here's what sucks, and it does. It sucks. The truth

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00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: is gigantic corporations, big time, big time wealthy people. They're

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Speaker 1: just as against you. Even on the right, there is

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00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: against you as the people on the left. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember my congressional run. I've told you about it a

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00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: thousand times and not going into it again. Why do

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Speaker 1: you think the major GOP money in Arizona was scared

844
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: to death me my stance on illegal immigration. I was

845
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: in remain and to put a hardliner, to put it mildly,

846
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: when it comes to illegal immigration. It was the one

847
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: question all these super wealthy guys asked me when they

848
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: sat down with me. The one thing they wanted to

849
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: know there. Obviously, I was low taxes and all that.

850
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:26,959
Speaker 1: That's all music to their ears. What about illegal immigration, now,

851
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: why do you think that is? Why do you think

852
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: that is? Come on, you know the real game. The

853
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: real game is just like I've talked about a thousand

854
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: times before. When Rome made the transition from republic to dictatorship,

855
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: it was because the guys, the leaders of the Republic,

856
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: had fallen in love with foreign slave labor, and they

857
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: spent all their time dumping on their actual citizens to

858
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: line their pockets with more slave labor, and eventually you

859
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: got yourself a dictator out of it because the people

860
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: are going to revolt. It's the exact same thing that's

861
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: happening here. Our major corporations are now flat out anti American.

862
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: Wasn't it yesterday, Lee Smith? We had on it was?

863
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: I believe you, Lee Smith. I think it was yesterday.

864
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: It his article The Thirty Tyrants, about how it was

865
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: comparing us to Athens and Sparta, but about how are

866
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: the guys who lead our society now they're all actively

867
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: working against our society because they're all working on behalf

868
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: of China, and they're all working on behalf of China.

869
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: Not because they're communists, some of them are, sure, but

870
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: because China is the one who lines their pockets and

871
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,439
Speaker 1: because America, our look, freedom is great, it's the best

872
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: thing in the world. It's awesome. But America is way

873
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: too soft to crack down on stuff like that, and

874
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: it's killing us. It's abs resolutely killing us. Greeting since

875
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: I live up in the Sierra Nevada Mountains where there

876
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: is no fast food, but once a month or so

877
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: I go to Reno where there is every kind of

878
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: fast food, so it is a treat that I have

879
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: to choose carefully. After I heard that someone got murdered

880
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: in line at Popeyes, I decided I had to try

881
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: their sandwich, and now that is my go to So

882
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: I go with the spicy chicken sandwich fries with blackened ranch.

883
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: I learned that from you, Yes, sir, you did, and

884
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: Sweet Tea, and so far I have managed to not

885
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: wit at witness any any murders, but it is still

886
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: a pip good chicken sandwich. I read this email simply

887
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: because one I wanted to once again give myself credit

888
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: for introducing so many of you to the blackened ranch

889
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: at Popeyes. In the end, I only care about me.

890
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: That's one. Two. It got me thinking. I thought about

891
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: that guy who got murdered over the Popeyes chicken sandwich.

892
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: I forget the details. I think it was stabbed or something.

893
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: Remember when the Popeye Popeyes announced they were coming out

894
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: with this chicken sandwich, and they came out with it

895
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: on like this super temporary basis, which corporations understand due

896
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: on purpose. They do that on purpose. Popeyes brings it

897
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: out and they always knew it was gonna be permanent,

898
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: and it turns out it's like the best freaking chicken

899
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: sandwich ever. It's so good. Shut up, Chris, you don't

900
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. If you don't like that sandwich.

901
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you're Jewish, you like fried chicken. It's okay,

902
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: but it's only okay. That's better than anything you people

903
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: have in your cuisine at all. Well, no, don't woe me.

904
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: What do you What do you have that's better than

905
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 1: a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes Brisket? All right, all right, One,

906
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: I disagree with you, but two, that's at least the

907
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: legitimate answer. That's at least the legitimate answer. Okay, I get,

908
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: I get a fair enough, fair enough, I stand, I mean,

909
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: not corrected, because I'm never wrong, but I stand. Maybe neutral,

910
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: that's a better way to put it. All right. Anyway,

911
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 1: back to my story. I was thinking about that. So

912
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: they announce this chicken sandwich, they release it, and it's

913
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: stupid good. Chris is an idiot. Don't listen if you

914
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: haven't had it yet. It's stupid good and it's so good.

915
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: The lines are an hour long, and I live in

916
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: the suburbs. Of Houston. I'm not exactly downtown and some

917
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: major thoroughfare, and my Popeye's Chicken would routinely run out

918
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: of it in a day. You would wait a half

919
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: hour forty five minutes for the sandwich, and then they

920
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: would they would be like, hey, man, I'm sorry. They

921
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: had people going up and down the car line and

922
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: the drive through saying, hey, but I'm sorry. We ran

923
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: out of chicken sandwiches, which which only inflamed the desire

924
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: even more for people to have it. And it got

925
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: so bad some dude got murdered over one. And eventually

926
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: they of course brought it back permanently, and it's phenomenal.

927
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: But I always did think about this. No, I don't

928
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: think there was a conspiracy by Popeyes to murder someone

929
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: over a chicken sandwich. But as tragic as that is,

930
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: very sad, rest in peace, you know, prayers for his family.

931
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: Was that great advertising? It was, wasn't it, Chris, You're

932
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: not your wasn't it? Somebody died for one of our

933
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: chicken sandwiches. It was a terrible story. No one's cheering it.

934
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to look as you know, I'm a

935
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: bad person, but I'm not cheering anyone dying? Talk about

936
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: some of the greatest publicity ever. When's the last time

937
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: someone got murdered over a big mac? And I love

938
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: a big mac? Somebody, my sandwich is so good someone

939
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: got murdered over it. That has got to be the

940
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: greatest publicity ever. You know, there's going to be some

941
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: insidious corporation in the future. It's going to try something

942
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: like this. Do you know they will, Chris, Oh, you

943
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: know they will. That's not something that just takes place

944
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: in the movies. That makes me think about restaurants and

945
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: corporations and how they do that takeaway stuff. You know

946
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: what we're gonna talk about that briefly, Hang on a second,

947
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: wake up and text, Text and eat, Text and catch

948
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait wait wait

949
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: wait wait, Text and be late to work sorry late,

950
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: Text and work, Text and pretend to work, text and

951
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: x surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

952
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: Text and meet up with a friend you haven't seen

953
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: in forever. Hi, Text and complain that they're on their

954
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and listen to them, complain

955
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: that you're on your phone the whole time. Text and whatever.

956
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: But when you get behind the wheel, give your phone

957
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: to a passenger, put it in the glove box. Just

958
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: don't text and drive. Visit stop texts, Stop rex dot

959
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: org a public service announcement brought to you by the

960
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the AD Council. It

961
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: is the dawning of an age where we need to

962
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: repent your bigotry, repent your phobias, cast down ableism, and

963
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: cast down sexism. No, the Church of Wokea is just

964
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: like any other church, except our God is intersectionality and

965
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: our devil is intolerance. Thou shall not listen to the

966
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 1: fiery bigotry contained within podcasting. Just like some of the

967
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: other churches, we believe that blasphemous ideas that caused de

968
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: sent to our cause should be removed, removed problematic language

969
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: from your vocabulary. We're actually doing a book burning later.

970
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: I mean, we have Harry Potter Jordan Peterson's Twelve Rules

971
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: for Life, which is basically our Salvador rusties the Satanic

972
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: versus just sacrilege. A goal of mine would be to

973
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: get a little closer to Islam's influence. I mean, when

974
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: they tell you not to make a cartoon, people listen,

975
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: dismantle the patriarchy. Never let a posent viewpoint stifle your faith.

976
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: While religious mothers of the past of other sites set

977
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: onto platforming Howard Stern, and we're more focused on the

978
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: new generations Howard Stern, Hello, Hello. We've sort of designed

979
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: it to be a bit of an echo chamber. I mean,

980
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 1: if our viewpoint can take us to the Promised Land,

981
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 1: should we not try anything in our power to get there.

982
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: This is one of our many bibles. Cast down the

983
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: vile comedy of Andrew Dice Clay and no other religions

984
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: in the past of gain control of the printing press

985
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: to stop the spread of misinformation. We've seized control of

986
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 1: the social media platform. It is not enough to not

987
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: be people, is no. This is the booth where you

988
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 1: confess anything like sexist thoughts, phobias. It's not anonymous, and

989
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: we've actually removed about twenty thousand members after learning of

990
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: their impurities. But well, some other religions allow you to

991
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: repent and ask for forgiven. Chris, Yeah, I go ahead

992
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: and get him on. That's Ryan long dead gone. That

993
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: stuff is hilarious, man, bad stuff is hilarious. Eight seven

994
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at

995
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. Doctor Jesse, you have the

996
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 1: opportunity to fly for a day in any aircraft that

997
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 1: has ever been built, if it only has one seat,

998
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: Pretend you to know how to fly. Also, you can

999
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: go back in time and fly in any historical flight, war, mission, etc.

1000
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:49,439
Speaker 1: What in where are when are you flying? And why?

1001
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: Couple things here. I'm struggling with a couple of things.

1002
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: I am immediately rawn to dangerous flights, and I feel

1003
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: bad about it because my first answer might be my

1004
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 1: final answer. My first answer is I would want to

1005
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: be in one of those B seventeen flying fortresses in

1006
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: World War Two doing bombing runs over Germany. If you

1007
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: don't know what a B seventeen flying fortress is and

1008
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 1: you're in a place to safely do so, please look

1009
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: it up right now. It's gigantic, and I want you

1010
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 1: to focus on one thing in particular. I want you

1011
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 1: to look underneath it. You see that little half ball

1012
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 1: with two machine guns sticking out of it underneath the plane. One.

1013
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 1: I would be way, way, way, way way too big

1014
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 1: to fit in there. You had to find somebody super

1015
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,799
Speaker 1: small anyway to fit in there. And it was absurdly dangerous.

1016
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 1: This position was constantly shot. These guys got shot to

1017
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 1: pieces all the time and died. So when I say

1018
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: I would want to be there, I understand the risk

1019
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 1: of death is extremely high. I would love to have

1020
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: been and I'm sure there's a name for it. I'm sorry,

1021
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm doing this on the fly. Didn't look it up.

1022
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 1: I would love to have been in that little half

1023
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: ball underneath a B seventeen flying fortress with some German

1024
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:20,799
Speaker 1: plane coming at you, bark and two machine guns at him,

1025
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: moving the ball around. Chris, tell me that wouldn't be intense.

1026
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand setting the dangerous out. If you

1027
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: couldn't die, if you couldn't die, tell me that would

1028
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: be sweet. Chris is a stupid Chris doesn't want to

1029
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 1: do it. I struggled with that versus. My only other

1030
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:46,360
Speaker 1: choice would be. You know, I don't like helicopters. I

1031
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: don't trust helicopters. We gotta ask doctor Jesse question last

1032
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: week about why are why are the helicopters always going

1033
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,720
Speaker 1: down and saying a conspiracy? No, it's because helicopters suck.

1034
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: They're not made to fly. It's a terrible design. The

1035
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: second one tiny thing goes wrong, it's just a big

1036
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 1: rock dropping you to the ground. And it's not like

1037
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 1: a plane where you can glide in. As soon as

1038
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: it's done, just put your head between your legs and

1039
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 1: kiss your rear end goodbye, because it is over, Jack,

1040
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: It's over. That said, our attack helicopters. You know what, Chris,

1041
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 1: We're gonna get Wesley Hunt back on the show next week.

1042
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 1: Wesley Hunt was that awesome congressional candidate from Houston. He lost.

1043
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 1: What sucked when I want most of them to lose,

1044
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: but this guy was so cool. I wanted him to win.

1045
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: And he flew attack helicopters. But the modern day attack

1046
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: helicopters are so cool. I mean, even the Vietnam era

1047
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: ones are so cool, but especially the modern day attack

1048
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: helicopters are so cool. You have a gunner. Picture this.

1049
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,679
Speaker 1: You're you're flying the thing, and you have a gunner,

1050
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: and the gunner has a helmet on his head, a helmet,

1051
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 1: and you're you're basically you have targets in your eyes

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Speaker 1: and the guns on your helo they point towards wherever

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Speaker 1: you look. Do you understand what I'm saying? You can

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Speaker 1: look somewhere and the guns point there and aim there

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01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,719
Speaker 1: and light people up. I'm sure it's probably on YouTube.

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01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 1: If not, it's on the internet somewhere. There are night

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Speaker 1: vision things where you can see us killing terrorists. You

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01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: can see our guys killing insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,680
Speaker 1: And because it's you know, it's nighttime or thermal, the

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Speaker 1: guys will glow so you can see the shooting and

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01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: it's not bloody like. It'll probably be appropriate for your kids,

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01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,439
Speaker 1: depending on their age, but you can even hear you

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01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 1: could see it, you can hear it. That looks so cool.

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01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 1: It looks so cool, right, I mean that that would

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01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:42,879
Speaker 1: be so sweet. I want I want a helmet that ahere,

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01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,720
Speaker 1: the guns aim where I'm looking. Gosh, that would be

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01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,960
Speaker 1: so freaking cool. You know, it would be awesome, Chris,

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Speaker 1: It would be awesome if you could do that at

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Speaker 1: your house for home defense. Yeah, v our helmets. That's

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01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,639
Speaker 1: a good idea. Anyway, back to these corporations. I meant

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Speaker 1: to bring this up with the takeaway games they play.

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01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,679
Speaker 1: You know, they do that stuff on purpose when something

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Speaker 1: new comes out, right, like the new the new video

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Speaker 1: game console? What is it? What is a PlayStation. There's

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Speaker 1: a new PlayStation out now, but five hundred dollars. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's the PlayStation five. Well I'm sorry, I'm not up

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Speaker 1: on it, but it's six hundred dollars. Okay, whatever the

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01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: case may be. But you saw people complaining all over

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Speaker 1: social media about oh, how are they already out of them?

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01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 1: How are they not prepared? But there's only a few

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01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,799
Speaker 1: of these things. Why they knew it was gonna be popular?

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01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:42,599
Speaker 1: Why didn't they make more? Ruddy buddy, pull up a chair,

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01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 1: Pull up a chair. Time to have a talk with

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Speaker 1: your daddy here. Remember it's me, not your mommy, I'm

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Speaker 1: your daddy. They made plenty of PS fives. They knew

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01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: exactly how many they were going to need. They men,

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01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: you factured tons and tons of them, and then they

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01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: made you think they were out to pique your interests

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Speaker 1: even more. There's something about takeaway games that work so

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Speaker 1: good in human nature. It's human nature. They have tons

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Speaker 1: of PS five's sitting in the back locked room at

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Speaker 1: best Buy. I guarantee it. Yeah, they put five on

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Speaker 1: the shelf and they sold right away. And they told you,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you can't buy when we're out, and for

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01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: you that doesn't make sense. Oh well they just lost

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01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 1: a sale. No they didn't. You'll be back next week,

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01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 1: and you and they know it. Not only that you

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01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 1: went and told your six friends they're sold out. Everyone's

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01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: sewed out. So your six friends will line up at

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Speaker 1: the door the next time they're restocking the shelves. And

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Speaker 1: gentlemen and ladies, but especially dudes, allow me to talk

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Speaker 1: to you for just a moment. Women's minds work this

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01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 1: way too, just like guy's minds work. You don't have

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01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: to go all in after one good date and send

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01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 1: her nine thousand text messages and eight dozen roses. Nobody

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01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 1: likes to hear it, and women hate when you're honest

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01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: about this. A little bit of hard to get goes

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01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 1: a long way, and ladies, the same goes for you too. Ah,

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01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,720
Speaker 1: you liked him, He's really cute. Should I text him?

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01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: Should I do this? Screw that? I ignore him for

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01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,599
Speaker 1: a day? Maybe shoot him one a day later than

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01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,880
Speaker 1: you should instead of a day earlier. Is it kind

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01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 1: of cruel? Is it kind of mind gamey? Yep? Do

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01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 1: you want that guy or not? Are you in demand

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01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 1: or not? Everybody wants what's in demand, and they can't

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01:14:54,760 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: have everybody does It is human nature. All right, It's

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01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: time to get in an axe fight. Hey, is he

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01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 1: smarter than everyone he knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Shaw. One in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: One in three. That means it could be you, your

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Speaker 1: football buddy, your fruitball buddy, or you your best man,

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Speaker 1: your worst man. You you're a dogwalker, your cat jugger.

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Speaker 1: While one in three adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis,

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Speaker 1: do I have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I

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Speaker 1: have pre diabetes dot org? Wait? Did they just say

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Speaker 1: one in three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three

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Speaker 1: point three three three percent of adults. That means it

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Speaker 1: could be me my boss or my boss's boss, or

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Speaker 1: me my favorite sister or my other sister. That's seven

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Speaker 1: members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner

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01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: Carol or my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take

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Speaker 1: diabetes Awareness Partners. Oh yeah, it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: And before I get to the axe fight, I have

1138
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: to have I do want to give a little shout

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01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: out to a special talent I saw on the television

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01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: last night. Pretty stinking good stuff. Every now and then,

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01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,920
Speaker 1: every now and then you come across I mean, rarely

1142
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,839
Speaker 1: do I see somebody who actually makes me think anymore,

1143
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:12,560
Speaker 1: just because I do so much politics stuff during the day.

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01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,599
Speaker 1: I don't even consume that much of it at night.

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01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 1: But every now and then I see somebody and I think,

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01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:21,679
Speaker 1: you know, that person's going places China. I'm almost tired

1147
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 1: of saying that word, but I can't stop saying it.

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01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,680
Speaker 1: They're gonna be hearing a lot more of it. The

1149
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: truth is, there are number one geopolitical foe and they

1150
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: are here, their influences everywhere in this country, and they

1151
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:39,000
Speaker 1: have heavy, heavy influence with the Biden family. They just

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01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: there's a long, ugly history there. And I have to

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01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: say I rarely tell you you have to hang on

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01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 1: for a guest. We have great guests on the show.

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01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: We're proud of all of our guests, but I'm telling

1156
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,719
Speaker 1: you make sure you stay right there in your seat

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01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:56,040
Speaker 1: for Lee Smith later on in this show, telling you

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01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on right now in America. It's incredible.

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01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 1: But Joe Biden had some comments today about him and

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01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:05,719
Speaker 1: Jiji m Hing house on the phone for two straight

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01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 1: hours with Shiji Ping, and you all know as well

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01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: as I do, these folks are and it wasn't a

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01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: good conversation. I know him well. We spent a lot

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01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:20,120
Speaker 1: of time together over the over the years I was

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01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 1: vice president. And but you know they're gonna we don't

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01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:30,280
Speaker 1: get moving, They're gonna eat our lunch. They are gonna

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01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:35,000
Speaker 1: eat our lunch if we don't get moving. But what

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01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,559
Speaker 1: does that mean? We have China who doesn't care about

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01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 1: any rules. They're just blowing and going over there, building

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01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:46,160
Speaker 1: as much as they possibly can. We have to get moving,

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01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:48,559
Speaker 1: Joe Biden says, we have to get moving. And yet

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01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: like the first thing he did in the Oval Office

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01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 1: was sit down and cancel things like the Keystone pipeline.

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01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: Already talking about raising the wage and hey, carbon's gonna

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01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:00,799
Speaker 1: murder of the earth. These two things don't work together.

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Speaker 1: I don't care how much the Commies try to convince

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01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 1: you they do, you cannot be well. I need to

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01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 1: reduce carbon emissions and the pro manufacturing. It's not the

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01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,800
Speaker 1: way it works at all. Either you believe in productivity

1180
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 1: and wealth creation or you believe in man married climate change,

1181
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: and you cannot possibly believe in both. They work against

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01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 1: each other. Period. And this link between the Democratic Party

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01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: in China, it's strong and it's apparent all over the place.

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01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: At least Stephanick. She introduced an amendment to ban stimulus

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Speaker 1: funds from going to the Chinese Communist Party, anything tied

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01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 1: to the Chinese Communist Party. She introduced an amendment to

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01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:51,200
Speaker 1: ban stimulus funds going there, and it was blocked. It

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01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:57,440
Speaker 1: was blocked by House Democrats. Is what is the reasoning

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01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 1: for this? I mean, they're just laying it all out

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01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: for you. So wait a minute. The argument is you

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01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:08,679
Speaker 1: want stimulus funds to go to the Chinese Communist Party.

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Speaker 1: She had a quote too, She said, quote we must

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Speaker 1: prevent American taxpayer dollars from going to institutions that have

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01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 1: partnerships with any entity owned, controlled, or organized under the

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Speaker 1: laws of the Chinese Communist Party, which we know is

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Speaker 1: censoring free speech, engaging in genocide, and the Jijang Province,

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Speaker 1: and influencing American academia before our eyes. It's happening before

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Speaker 1: our eyes. Isn't that amazing? It's an amazing that. I mean,

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01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,720
Speaker 1: think about just how wild this is. Not that I

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01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: want to go into the NBA or anything like that. Again,

1201
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: think how insane it is that we have massive pro

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01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: sports organizations openly dumping on America, hate the flag, hate

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01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,320
Speaker 1: the anthem, America doesn't represent me, and yet doing whatever

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01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 1: China says, whatever China says, it Isn't it insane to you?

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01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 1: It's insane to me. Every now and then some guy

1206
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,759
Speaker 1: just gets it. That's what Chris, that's from my show.

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Speaker 1: I'm right on the first TV every single night, nine

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01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: pm Eastern, Doctor Jesse, You and b K are going

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01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,439
Speaker 1: to fight to fight, are going to fight in a

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01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 1: duel to the death. You each of us choose one

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Speaker 1: of the following long sword katana, Viking acts, eight foot

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Speaker 1: spear sling, or apatche hatchet. You will receive twelve months

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01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 1: of training with your pick from the experts. What do

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Speaker 1: you choose and how do you win? Well? First of all,

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Speaker 1: this this is gonna be bubble bursting for a lot

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01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 1: of you, especially me as a dude. This is gonna

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01:21:55,400 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: be really bubble bursting for the dudes. The sword and

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01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:05,320
Speaker 1: the katana and the axe and the hatchets, they're all gone.

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01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 1: They're not even options. They're not long enough. Remember Remember

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Speaker 1: how King Philip the Second, Alexander the Great's father dominated

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01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,759
Speaker 1: all of Greece all of a sudden, Remember the great

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01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:23,520
Speaker 1: military innovation. Well, why don't we just make our spears

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01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 1: longer than their spears. Then we can stab them in

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01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:29,719
Speaker 1: the face before they can stab us in the face.

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01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's genius, boss, let's do that. And they

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Speaker 1: did it and dominated all of Greece. The truth is

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Speaker 1: there is no choice here. With twelve months of training,

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Speaker 1: you choose the sling. You choose the sling because with

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Speaker 1: twelve months of tray, you're crazy. With twelve months of tray,

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Speaker 1: you can't get close to me with anything else. You're

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Speaker 1: dead before I'm dead, Dan, I'm a military tactical genius.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're making my life into a movie. According

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Speaker 1: to somebody, hang on, you're never completely ready to adopt

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Speaker 1: a teen For late nights writing English papers are your

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Speaker 1: teen's music taste for dinners where they talk more on

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Speaker 1: their phone than with you. For the first time, they

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Speaker 1: call your mom. You're never completely ready to adopt a teen,

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Speaker 1: and you can't imagine the reward. To learn more about

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Speaker 1: adopting a teen, visit adopt us Kids dot org. Brought

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Speaker 1: to you by the US Department of Health and Human Services,

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Speaker 1: adopt us Kids, and the AD Council. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: we've arrived in Philadelphia. Local time is three or five

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Speaker 1: pm in the temperature is sixty seven degrees at this time.

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Speaker 1: You are now free to use your cellular devices. You

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Speaker 1: know that feeling when you get to turn your phone

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Speaker 1: on after the plane lands. You can have that feeling

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Speaker 1: every time you drive. Make sure your cell phone is

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Speaker 1: and the ad Council. Eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Dear Doctor Supreme Show gun Kelly. What part of your

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01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 1: amazing and handsome life would make the best movie in why?

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01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 1: Your childhood, your military service, your RV sales career, your

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Speaker 1: congressional runs, your radio career, or something else Man. When

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Speaker 1: you put it like that, that is quite a kind

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Speaker 1: of a wildlife. That's a wild thirty nine years now,

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Speaker 1: we don't need a movie about my life? Why, because

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01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,200
Speaker 1: there is so much incredible stuff left that I'm gonna do.

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01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:20,120
Speaker 1: We have to wait unless unless, unless we're gonna sign

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01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:23,040
Speaker 1: up for a two part movie deal with Hollywood, and

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01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:25,880
Speaker 1: they still you know, one half the beginning, in the second,

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01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,719
Speaker 1: in the end, and all seriousness. Though I thought about

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Speaker 1: this today, why is there no major Hollywood movie about

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01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:35,919
Speaker 1: seem Ohia, our sniper from the beginning? Think how sweet

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01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 1: that would be? All right, somebody's proposing to his girlfriend.

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01:25:41,920 --> 01:26:26,960
Speaker 1: I have advice, hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. This

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01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:38,880
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. So we've got to get

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01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 1: up off our horses and stop just talking about it.

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Speaker 1: I agree, it's action that counts, not words, and we

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01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,720
Speaker 1: need action. Now. You're right. We could sit around here

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01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 1: all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches, so let's

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01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,960
Speaker 1: just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and

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01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:59,160
Speaker 1: it's getting us nowhere. I agree, this is a complete

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01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:07,559
Speaker 1: waste of time. Any show, any show that's of course

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01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:11,920
Speaker 1: from Life of Brian or was it a GOP meeting?

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01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Possibly either. All right, hey, Oracle and my personal mentor, Jesse,

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01:27:18,479 --> 01:27:21,040
Speaker 1: it's time to ask my girlfriend of five years the

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01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:24,679
Speaker 1: big question. Any tips on the talk with her old man.

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01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,960
Speaker 1: We get along. He's a fellow conservative, blue collar like me.

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01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,080
Speaker 1: I just feel the whole thing will be awkward. Should

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01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,599
Speaker 1: I do dinner? Just go over the house with some beer,

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01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:37,360
Speaker 1: appreciate any advice. Well, let me explain something to you, buddy,

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01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:42,720
Speaker 1: one good man put a ring on her finger. Go

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01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,400
Speaker 1: start cranking out some kids. You want to fight back

1287
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:49,320
Speaker 1: against the system. The ultimate rebellion against the system right

1288
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 1: now is for good people to get married and start

1289
01:27:52,479 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: cranking out babies and churning out a generation of freedom lovers.

1290
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,680
Speaker 1: So that's good for you. Also, good for you for

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01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 1: asking the old man for permission. I did. I believe

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01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:07,120
Speaker 1: that's a good tradition. Asked for I asked from my

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01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:12,439
Speaker 1: wife's hand, from her father. She belongs to him until

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01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:14,400
Speaker 1: you make an honest woman out of her, and maker

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01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:20,160
Speaker 1: belong to you. That's one. Two. No, you don't have

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01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:23,759
Speaker 1: to worry about dinner. You're probably poor. Don't worry about

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01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:27,200
Speaker 1: spending any money you don't have yet. Because you're too young.

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01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:30,760
Speaker 1: When you guys get married, man life money's tight, and

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01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 1: there ain't nothing wrong with that. Those are some of

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01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: the best times, our best times. When we lived in

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01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,560
Speaker 1: an apartment, those are some of the best times. So

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01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. But don't you don't have to

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01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:42,360
Speaker 1: take him to dinner. Just the fact that you're asking

1304
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:46,559
Speaker 1: him is what's going to matter. As soon as you

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01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:50,320
Speaker 1: show up with a six pack of beer and asked

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01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 1: to speak to him, he's gonna know an old man

1307
01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 1: already knows a dad knows dudes, no other dudes. So

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01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:02,639
Speaker 1: don't don't overthink it. You want to spend any money,

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01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:06,000
Speaker 1: leave the steak dinner alone, grab a six pack of

1310
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:11,120
Speaker 1: his favorite brew, go over there and say, hey, you

1311
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:13,320
Speaker 1: want to go for a walk with me? I want

1312
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,799
Speaker 1: to go down sit By Lake with me or whatever

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01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:19,519
Speaker 1: y'all do. The second you say that, he's gonna know

1314
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:22,960
Speaker 1: what's coming. And don't beat around the bush and don't

1315
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 1: make it. Here's the thing, guys, make a mistake of

1316
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,920
Speaker 1: a lot. You make awkward small talk, and at what

1317
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:31,599
Speaker 1: it does is it gives you time to get more

1318
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:34,639
Speaker 1: and more nervous. Get out there and get it done.

1319
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 1: Hand a man a beer, crack a beer and say

1320
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:41,920
Speaker 1: I would like permission to marry your daughter. He's gonna

1321
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:46,799
Speaker 1: raise a beer, cheers, you say, absolutely, give you a hug,

1322
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,280
Speaker 1: and then you're going to have a wonderful rest of

1323
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:52,479
Speaker 1: the night. And he will remember that moment until the

1324
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:55,760
Speaker 1: day they bury him in the ground, the day you

1325
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,160
Speaker 1: asked him. Don't make a big thing of it. You

1326
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,840
Speaker 1: don't have to proud of you for doing it. Go

1327
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,120
Speaker 1: marry that woman, take care of her, take care of

1328
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:08,160
Speaker 1: your family. Have lots of kids, all knowing Doctor Kelly.

1329
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:13,360
Speaker 1: Two questions. One, if we encourage the media slash left

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01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:18,960
Speaker 1: continue to doubles, triple mask or ball gag, do you

1331
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,080
Speaker 1: think eventually it would act as a muscle so no

1332
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 1: one could hear them. I will say this before I

1333
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,360
Speaker 1: get to the second part of the question, the serious question.

1334
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:33,200
Speaker 1: How stupid does everything look? Now? When everyone has these

1335
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:37,000
Speaker 1: masks on, When the president is trying to talk, when

1336
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:41,280
Speaker 1: important people are trying to talk, and particular important we

1337
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 1: talk about, it just makes everything looks so dumb. Take

1338
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:48,760
Speaker 1: the stupid mask off for Pete's sake, especially when you're

1339
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:52,400
Speaker 1: speaking in public, speaking into a microphone. We don't need

1340
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:55,519
Speaker 1: you to virtue signal with the mask on. Everybody knows you.

1341
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,559
Speaker 1: Go backstage and take it off right away. Anyway, take

1342
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:00,599
Speaker 1: the mask off so I can understand what you're saying.

1343
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:02,320
Speaker 1: And now I don't mean to go off on a

1344
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:05,479
Speaker 1: tangent here, but I'm about to because this upsets me,

1345
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:07,080
Speaker 1: and that just made me think of this before I'm

1346
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,639
Speaker 1: gonna get to the second part of your question. Don't

1347
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:15,200
Speaker 1: worry parents. There is a skill to teach your children

1348
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:20,400
Speaker 1: that nobody tells you to teach your children, but it

1349
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:24,920
Speaker 1: is a critical life skill that will take them a

1350
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,920
Speaker 1: long way. Are you ready for this? I see so

1351
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:31,200
Speaker 1: many people who are terrible at it, and I get

1352
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:33,400
Speaker 1: mad at their parents when I see people who are

1353
01:31:33,479 --> 01:31:36,439
Speaker 1: terrible at it, or to be more specific, when I

1354
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:41,839
Speaker 1: hear people who are terrible at it learn to speak

1355
01:31:42,439 --> 01:31:48,680
Speaker 1: on the phone. And I can't emphasize this enough. Speaking

1356
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:53,240
Speaker 1: on the phone is not like having a conversation with

1357
01:31:53,400 --> 01:32:02,800
Speaker 1: somebody here in person. Enunciate, speak up, speak clearly. I

1358
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:07,080
Speaker 1: am floored by the people who cannot speak on the phone,

1359
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 1: or especially people you know who take your order at

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01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:12,800
Speaker 1: a fat food restaurant. Hello, Welcome to jackonvoking not taking

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01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:16,080
Speaker 1: it around things. I'm sorry, but hello, I got a

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01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:19,840
Speaker 1: JACKONVOK not hanging around things? Could you could you? Could

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01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:26,840
Speaker 1: you speak clear? Hello? Slow down and speak I look,

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01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:29,479
Speaker 1: you can call me a jerk all you want. I

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01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:31,360
Speaker 1: will chew my kids out for it if I if

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01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 1: I put them on the phone with one of their grandparents.

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01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,120
Speaker 1: And you know, because hearing goes as you get older.

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01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:38,519
Speaker 1: These bodies aren't made to last forever. And to go

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01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 1: to the eye doctor yesterday. I'll talk about that in

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01:32:40,439 --> 01:32:43,760
Speaker 1: a minute. Our bodies aren't made to last forever. If

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Speaker 1: my boys mumble when they're ordering food in a restaurant

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01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:51,240
Speaker 1: or on the phone, I will chew them out for it.

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01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh hi, grandpa, how are you doing? He can't hear you?

1374
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:59,800
Speaker 1: Speak up? Hello, grandpa? How are you doing? Speak up?

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01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,439
Speaker 1: Why don't people do this? And what happens is people

1376
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:06,320
Speaker 1: get nervous and instead of turning up the volume and

1377
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:10,920
Speaker 1: going clearer, they go even lower and faster. Okay, I'm sorry,

1378
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:16,320
Speaker 1: speak up and speak clearly. I tell this to people

1379
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 1: when it comes to reading, you know what, Have them

1380
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 1: read something to you is the best way to do it.

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01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,920
Speaker 1: I tell my boys all the time. There is a

1382
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:30,280
Speaker 1: humongous difference between reading something and reading something to someone.

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01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,800
Speaker 1: If I'm reading this email, I just started out just

1384
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 1: to myself in my head, this is what it sounds like.

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01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,240
Speaker 1: I'll knowing, doctor Kelly. Two questions. If we encourage the

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01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,200
Speaker 1: media left to continue trouble trip about hell back, do

1387
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,719
Speaker 1: you think it eventually it would act as a muzzle.

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01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:44,559
Speaker 1: No count. That's how I would read that in my head.

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01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:48,160
Speaker 1: But I'm not reading it to myself, am I. I'm

1390
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:51,679
Speaker 1: reading it to eight million people right now. Therefore it's

1391
01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:56,920
Speaker 1: all knowing, doctor Kelly. Two questions. One, if you see

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01:33:56,960 --> 01:34:01,799
Speaker 1: the difference in life, it is a critical, critical difference,

1393
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:05,000
Speaker 1: and it will cost you money. It will cost you

1394
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:09,680
Speaker 1: a job. Somewhere, you have some busy boss looking for

1395
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,960
Speaker 1: a new employee, not sure who to hire, has a

1396
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:16,400
Speaker 1: quick phone conversation with one guy who's speaking like I

1397
01:34:16,439 --> 01:34:19,880
Speaker 1: am right now clearly so you can understand, and the

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01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:22,720
Speaker 1: next guy may be justice qualifies as Yeah, I know

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01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:24,639
Speaker 1: I'm never kind of for me Texas, but I don't

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01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:30,320
Speaker 1: know my wife. He's gone goodbye. See you learn to

1401
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:33,519
Speaker 1: speak clearly. Sorry I went off there. Second part of

1402
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:37,200
Speaker 1: the question. As an advocate for proper proportions for food.

1403
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 1: I often rearrange the fixings on my sandwiches slash burgers.

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01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:47,120
Speaker 1: What comments do you have regarding this practice? Cheers, You're

1405
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:50,479
Speaker 1: number one fan in organ But thank you. All right now,

1406
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:54,800
Speaker 1: let me explain something. What I'm about to say is

1407
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:58,479
Speaker 1: going to make me sound like a bad human. But

1408
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:01,240
Speaker 1: I am a bad human and this is one of

1409
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:08,080
Speaker 1: my biggest pet peeves in life. I understand the minimum

1410
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:12,040
Speaker 1: wage employee in subway. I'm not trying to call out Subway.

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01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:14,439
Speaker 1: You know, I love Subway, greatest cookies in the world

1412
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:17,960
Speaker 1: that nobody knows about. But a minimum wage employee in

1413
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:22,799
Speaker 1: Subway is almost undoubtedly not going to be somebody who takes,

1414
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,679
Speaker 1: you know, the extra step when it comes to something.

1415
01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:27,880
Speaker 1: I know. I'm not talking on a job in subway.

1416
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:30,040
Speaker 1: I've had a million crappy jobs, a lot worse jobs

1417
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:32,600
Speaker 1: than working in Subway, so I understand I have to

1418
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:38,360
Speaker 1: apply a certain amount of mercy to something. However, I'm

1419
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:41,559
Speaker 1: floored that you can go in and order a cheese

1420
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:48,120
Speaker 1: steak and they make just the most unacceptable error in

1421
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 1: the history of mankind. You want to know what that

1422
01:35:49,800 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: error is, I'll tell you in a second. This is

1423
01:36:03,439 --> 01:36:06,679
Speaker 1: a Jesse Kelly show like a stain on your brain.

1424
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:13,679
Speaker 1: You can't get out. Wake up and text, Text and eat,

1425
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:20,479
Speaker 1: Text and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait,

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01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:25,840
Speaker 1: Text and be late to work. Sorryly, Text and work,

1427
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:31,519
Speaker 1: Text and pretend to work, Text and x surprised when

1428
01:36:31,560 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 1: someone calls you out for not working. Maybe text and

1429
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:38,000
Speaker 1: meet up with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Oh,

1430
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,800
Speaker 1: Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

1431
01:36:42,439 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

1432
01:36:44,320 --> 01:36:50,280
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1433
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:52,760
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1434
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,559
Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive.

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Speaker 1: Visit stop texts Stop rex dot org. A public service

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Speaker 1: Administration and the AD Council eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Remember if you missed any part of the show,

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01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:37,880
Speaker 1: The whole show will be available on iHeart, Google, Spotify

1441
01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:41,960
Speaker 1: on iTunes right after the show. If you're on iTunes,

1442
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:46,280
Speaker 1: leave a five star rating and leave a review discussing

1443
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:51,879
Speaker 1: how handsome I am anyway, you're in a place life subway,

1444
01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:56,080
Speaker 1: you order maybe extra cheese on your cheese steak, not

1445
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:59,320
Speaker 1: that I would ever do such a thing. They take

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01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:02,559
Speaker 1: all the x to cheese and they pile it up

1447
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:05,559
Speaker 1: right on top of all the cheese slices they already

1448
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 1: put on there. Then when they turn to throw your

1449
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:13,200
Speaker 1: cheese steak in the little cooker, they just chuck it

1450
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,240
Speaker 1: in there and everything just goes everywhere, and it comes

1451
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:19,680
Speaker 1: out and it looks like somebody just vomited all the

1452
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:26,040
Speaker 1: ingredients onto your burger. Placement of condiments and things on

1453
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:30,960
Speaker 1: top of a burger or sandwich is absolutely critical, and

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01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:34,479
Speaker 1: they act like it's nothing. I want the same amount

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01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:38,640
Speaker 1: of everything in every human in every single bite, and

1456
01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:42,280
Speaker 1: every human being on earth should want the same thing.

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01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:49,080
Speaker 1: It's my main complaint with restaurant nachos. Restaurant nachos are

1458
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:52,000
Speaker 1: not paid the proper respect. That's why I hardly ever

1459
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,640
Speaker 1: order them. When the chef and the restaurant gets in

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01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:58,800
Speaker 1: order of nachos, he views it as a gigantic throwaway

1461
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: order that he does have to do any work on.

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01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:04,600
Speaker 1: And it's obvious. It's obvious they reach in grab a

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01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:08,160
Speaker 1: gaba chips, chuck it on a plate, take all the ingredients,

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01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:10,800
Speaker 1: dump them on top of all that, and then hand

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01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:12,559
Speaker 1: it out to you and act like you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be happy that there's nineteen pounds of meat and cheese

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Speaker 1: on one chip and zero on the other. Nineteen No pride,

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Speaker 1: No pride. These are heavy hitting questions, Chris, Hey, Oracle,

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Speaker 1: doctor Kelly. A couple months ago, you were showing off

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01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:31,400
Speaker 1: the fancy food you eat. Now that you have made

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Speaker 1: it big. In the picture, I noted a full stick

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Speaker 1: of butter with your Kraft mac and cheese. My question,

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01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:39,920
Speaker 1: don't look at me like though, I will not be

1474
01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:43,599
Speaker 1: judged by you, Chris. Right now, my question is why

1475
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:46,840
Speaker 1: do companies put the wrong instructions on their food products?

1476
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,600
Speaker 1: Everyone knows a full stick of butter is needed with

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01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:53,160
Speaker 1: the blue box. Also, do you notice how older people

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01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:56,640
Speaker 1: are so fraid distray from the printed directions? Is this

1479
01:39:56,720 --> 01:40:01,000
Speaker 1: a generational thing or a regional thing? Keep the good work. No,

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01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:03,200
Speaker 1: you have a group of pastors who listen to you,

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01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:05,200
Speaker 1: who haven't forgotten what it means to be men and

1482
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:08,240
Speaker 1: Christians and are trying to our best to open eyes

1483
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:11,160
Speaker 1: and prepare our flocks for the fight to come by

1484
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:15,719
Speaker 1: the way, pastor good on you, you guys, not meeting

1485
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:18,240
Speaker 1: on anybody else. You guys must lead us out of

1486
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:22,120
Speaker 1: this disaster. You must prepare them. Don't let these dirty

1487
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:24,679
Speaker 1: communists take over your church too, and I know you won't.

1488
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: But first of all, let's address the last question first,

1489
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:36,160
Speaker 1: older people following instructions. I think this is what it is.

1490
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:40,799
Speaker 1: You're right, an older generation is more prone to follow

1491
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:44,920
Speaker 1: the instructions of something, and you shouldn't follow the instructions

1492
01:40:44,920 --> 01:40:48,680
Speaker 1: on most things. However, you're both right. An older generation

1493
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:52,840
Speaker 1: grew up in America. And I know I'm making this

1494
01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:56,400
Speaker 1: bigger than a craft recipe, but an older generation grew

1495
01:40:56,479 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 1: up in an America where the system could be a

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01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:04,559
Speaker 1: lot more trusted. You could, in general, trust what you

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01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:10,240
Speaker 1: were being taught in school. You could trust the DOJ

1498
01:41:11,479 --> 01:41:16,720
Speaker 1: you could trust the Boy Scouts, you could trust your church.

1499
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 1: You could you could trust it because it was a

1500
01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:22,400
Speaker 1: time where we were more moored to our cultural founding.

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01:41:23,439 --> 01:41:27,519
Speaker 1: So in general you were taught the system isn't corrupt,

1502
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:31,360
Speaker 1: you can trust it more. And that's accurate, That was accurate.

1503
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,040
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is and this is this is part

1504
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:35,719
Speaker 1: of the reason I say it all the time. We're

1505
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:38,800
Speaker 1: in this massive transition period in the United States of

1506
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:42,400
Speaker 1: America where now you don't want to teach your kids

1507
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:45,800
Speaker 1: to be disrespectful or whatnot, but it is critical that

1508
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:51,440
Speaker 1: you teach them to distrust everything because it's all a lie.

1509
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:55,760
Speaker 1: It's all built on lies, all of it. Don't be

1510
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:59,120
Speaker 1: a bad human being, don't be a rebellious, obnoxious little snot.

1511
01:41:59,439 --> 01:42:05,000
Speaker 1: But you should instinctively distrust everything you see now. So

1512
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:10,040
Speaker 1: that's why the difference in generations. Also, everybody knows you

1513
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,120
Speaker 1: use a stick or at least almost an entire stick

1514
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:16,680
Speaker 1: of butter in Kraft mac and cheese. The recipe on

1515
01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:20,360
Speaker 1: the box is so absurdly wrong. It uses way more

1516
01:42:20,439 --> 01:42:23,679
Speaker 1: milk than you should ever use, and it uses way

1517
01:42:23,720 --> 01:42:29,200
Speaker 1: too little butter. Also, you should black pepper your Kraft

1518
01:42:29,280 --> 01:42:34,320
Speaker 1: mac and cheese into oblivion. Pepper changes mac and cheese

1519
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:37,720
Speaker 1: for the better. Every time I'm blown away by these

1520
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:43,000
Speaker 1: people who don't use pepper drives me crazy. Dear food Showgun,

1521
01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:46,559
Speaker 1: I am in Houston this weekend visiting a buddy. We

1522
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:50,760
Speaker 1: are considering getting the Holy Grail of steaks Kobe beef

1523
01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:53,559
Speaker 1: from B and B. Butcher's B and B. Butcher's is

1524
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:57,200
Speaker 1: this huge luxury steakhouse here in Houston. Two questions. Have

1525
01:42:57,320 --> 01:43:00,360
Speaker 1: you ever had it? And should we get it? Costs

1526
01:43:00,439 --> 01:43:05,400
Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty dollars for four ounces, which for

1527
01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:11,599
Speaker 1: us is quite a bit of money. However, it sounds incredible. Okay, Yes,

1528
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 1: I've had it. No, I didn't buy it because there

1529
01:43:15,479 --> 01:43:18,000
Speaker 1: is no chance I'm ever going to pay two hundred

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01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:19,800
Speaker 1: and twenty dollars for a tiny amount of steak. And

1531
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:22,080
Speaker 1: he's right, that's not an exaggeration. I want you to understand.

1532
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:24,799
Speaker 1: That's what they charge for it. This Wagoo Kobe stuff.

1533
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:28,120
Speaker 1: This stuff is absurdly expensive. However, I have had it.

1534
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,960
Speaker 1: I have a buddy of mine has done real well

1535
01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:34,479
Speaker 1: for himself. He's rich, and he decided he wanted to

1536
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 1: try it too. He was having a ton of people over,

1537
01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:41,000
Speaker 1: like twenty thirty people over, and he bought two little

1538
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:42,960
Speaker 1: four five ounce steaks and I mean these are just

1539
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:46,439
Speaker 1: a little hockey puck looking things. And it was something

1540
01:43:46,479 --> 01:43:49,640
Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars. And I know what it was

1541
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:51,720
Speaker 1: because he had ordered it. I went and picked it

1542
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:53,360
Speaker 1: up for him. It's a long story. Help him with

1543
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:57,439
Speaker 1: the party type stuff. We go day of the party,

1544
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:00,360
Speaker 1: and the plan is really just to let everybody try it.

1545
01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:07,040
Speaker 1: Everyone just wants to try it right. One you couldn't

1546
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:09,080
Speaker 1: eat really a ton of it anyway, if you had

1547
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:11,679
Speaker 1: a big one, because it's so fatty. If you look

1548
01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:14,040
Speaker 1: at an uncooked piece of it, you'll see it's just

1549
01:44:14,240 --> 01:44:16,439
Speaker 1: it's a big piece of fat with some meat in it.

1550
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:19,080
Speaker 1: That's why the flavor is so incredible. It's so rich.

1551
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:25,040
Speaker 1: You couldn't eat much of it. Two, don't do much

1552
01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:26,920
Speaker 1: to it if you ever do it at home. He

1553
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:29,599
Speaker 1: was very, very smart. It was a little salt, little pepper,

1554
01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:32,920
Speaker 1: and sizzle, sizzle in a cast iron. I mean, it

1555
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:36,360
Speaker 1: should be rare to medium rare. Don't you dare overcook

1556
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:39,400
Speaker 1: a glorious piece of meat like that. He pulled it out,

1557
01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 1: sliced it up. Everyone you know, got a few little

1558
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:45,880
Speaker 1: bites of it. It really was one of the best

1559
01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:48,640
Speaker 1: things I've ever eaten in my entire life. It was

1560
01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:51,400
Speaker 1: one of the best things I have ever eaten in

1561
01:44:51,439 --> 01:44:54,280
Speaker 1: my entire I mean, it's one of those things. I'm

1562
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:56,439
Speaker 1: not trying to be dramatic. You're taking a bite and

1563
01:44:56,520 --> 01:45:03,280
Speaker 1: you're audibly going m is that good. It's like butter.

1564
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:05,519
Speaker 1: And you know, I know, it's a lot of money, Chris,

1565
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:07,840
Speaker 1: And believe me, Look, if you had a ton of money,

1566
01:45:07,880 --> 01:45:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't think you do with you with your money,

1567
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:12,280
Speaker 1: what you want, you earned. It's your money. Like I said,

1568
01:45:12,320 --> 01:45:13,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever bring myself to spend

1569
01:45:13,960 --> 01:45:17,600
Speaker 1: that kind of money on something. But if you're considering

1570
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:22,200
Speaker 1: doing it once, the answer is absolutely buddy. If you're

1571
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:24,679
Speaker 1: not going to put yourself in a financial buy and remember,

1572
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:32,880
Speaker 1: life is about experiences, experiences, not stuff. Experiences. You will

1573
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:37,920
Speaker 1: remember twenty years from now. You will remember the time

1574
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:41,479
Speaker 1: you went out with your buddy and splurged and got

1575
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:44,720
Speaker 1: four ounces of meat for two hundred and twenty dollars.

1576
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:47,639
Speaker 1: You will remember how dumb it was. You will remember

1577
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:50,599
Speaker 1: how delicious it was. It will be a story you

1578
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:56,080
Speaker 1: tell people at parties. Life is about experiences. Go fill

1579
01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:59,479
Speaker 1: up on bread and enjoy splitting your four ounces of

1580
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:02,600
Speaker 1: meat one hundred percent worth it. You'll be at a

1581
01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:05,719
Speaker 1: hundred other steakhouses in your life getting a normal filet

1582
01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:07,880
Speaker 1: or ribi or what normal people can afford when they

1583
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,479
Speaker 1: splurge and go to a steakhouse. Go take the chance

1584
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:16,640
Speaker 1: this one time. Go take the chance. It's all about experiences.

1585
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:19,720
Speaker 1: People ask me all the time, why do you have

1586
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:21,439
Speaker 1: you know, how do you have all these stories and

1587
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:25,719
Speaker 1: it's thirty nine years old. It's not because I'm anything special.

1588
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:30,639
Speaker 1: It's because I take stupid chances for an adventure. At

1589
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:33,479
Speaker 1: the drop of a hat. At the drop of a hat,

1590
01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: I will do something absurd. I will I want I

1591
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:41,280
Speaker 1: want to. When I'm on my deathbed, I want to think, Man,

1592
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:46,759
Speaker 1: what a ride baby and told her coming up next?

1593
01:46:46,800 --> 01:47:07,040
Speaker 1: Hang on. You're never completely ready to adopt a team.

1594
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Speaker 1: For a late nights writing English papers are your teen's

1595
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Speaker 1: music taste for dinners where they talk more on their

1596
01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:18,559
Speaker 1: phone than with you. For the first time they call

1597
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:22,760
Speaker 1: you mom. You're never completely ready to adopt a teen,

1598
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:26,559
Speaker 1: and you can't imagine the reward. To learn more about

1599
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Speaker 1: adopting a team, visit adopt us kids dot org, brought

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Speaker 1: to you by the US Department of Health and Human Services,

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Speaker 1: adopt Us Kids, and the ad Council. Ladies and gentlemen,

1602
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Speaker 1: we've arrived in Philadelphia. Local time is three or five

1603
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Speaker 1: pm in the temperature is sixty seven degrees at this time.

1604
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Speaker 1: You are now free to use your cellular devices. You

1605
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:47,439
Speaker 1: know that feeling when you get to turn your phone

1606
01:47:47,439 --> 01:47:49,759
Speaker 1: on after the plane lands. You can have that feeling

1607
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:52,680
Speaker 1: every time you drive. Make sure your cell phone is

1608
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Speaker 1: stowed away whenever you were behind the wheel. Visit Stop

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Speaker 1: Text stoprex dot org a message brought to you by

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Speaker 1: the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, Project yellow Light and

1611
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Speaker 1: the AD Council. Well, this is going to be a

1612
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,600
Speaker 1: special treat for me, not just because she's one of

1613
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:25,720
Speaker 1: the best, but because it allows me to rub it

1614
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,760
Speaker 1: in the face of Jewish producer Chris joining me now

1615
01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:32,200
Speaker 1: as somebody who obviously doesn't need any introduction, and Coulter,

1616
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:36,160
Speaker 1: author of the best books political books I've ever read.

1617
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:38,240
Speaker 1: And I just want to put this out right off

1618
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:40,120
Speaker 1: the bat that when I said I was going to

1619
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:43,280
Speaker 1: get you on last week on the air, Jewish producer

1620
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:44,960
Speaker 1: Chris looked at me and said, no, You're not gonna

1621
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:46,600
Speaker 1: be able to get in Coulter, And I said, you

1622
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:49,280
Speaker 1: just watch, and five minutes later you were booked for

1623
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:56,759
Speaker 1: this Friday. He underestimated my power. Always a mistake, yes, ma'am,

1624
01:48:56,760 --> 01:49:03,479
Speaker 1: always a mistake. And what's wrong with the GOP many things?

1625
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:09,280
Speaker 1: How long is this interesting about eight minutes. Part of

1626
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:12,799
Speaker 1: it is what's wrong with the entire worlds, the country,

1627
01:49:12,840 --> 01:49:17,960
Speaker 1: the future, of what will happen of your children's lives,

1628
01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:22,599
Speaker 1: and that is the media. Although that's also what's wrong

1629
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,840
Speaker 1: with the Democrats. The media have too much power. But

1630
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:30,160
Speaker 1: a lot of Republicans are terrified of the media. They're

1631
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:33,560
Speaker 1: still living in the old world where money is everything,

1632
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:37,800
Speaker 1: so they are also terrified of the donors of the

1633
01:49:37,960 --> 01:49:44,160
Speaker 1: campaign consultants. And probably about ninety percent of all politicians

1634
01:49:44,960 --> 01:49:49,680
Speaker 1: are sociopaths. Ten percent, I would say, are not, but

1635
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:52,479
Speaker 1: sometimes it can be hard to find them. I don't

1636
01:49:52,479 --> 01:49:57,559
Speaker 1: think Ronald Reagan was. I think he was an uber

1637
01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:01,680
Speaker 1: patriot who genuinely loved his kind country. But those are

1638
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:09,479
Speaker 1: few and far between. The Republicans in particular, they're worried

1639
01:50:09,479 --> 01:50:12,160
Speaker 1: about what the media are going to say, and I

1640
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:18,479
Speaker 1: suppose sometimes for good reasons. Trump pad the equivalent of

1641
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:24,760
Speaker 1: a media megaphone, and he destroyed Remember I said, um, yeah,

1642
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:27,439
Speaker 1: you do thirty seconds ago that ninety percent of politicians

1643
01:50:27,479 --> 01:50:29,160
Speaker 1: or sociopaths, and you have to look for the ten

1644
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:31,400
Speaker 1: percent who aren't. You know, another one who was part

1645
01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:35,599
Speaker 1: of the ten percent was Jeff Sessions, and just because

1646
01:50:35,680 --> 01:50:42,720
Speaker 1: he wouldn't do um like Vice President Peds completely violate

1647
01:50:42,800 --> 01:50:47,200
Speaker 1: the law to do Trump's bidding. Trump starts denouncing him,

1648
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:51,040
Speaker 1: and you know, even the conservative media, with a few

1649
01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:57,600
Speaker 1: notable exceptions piled on destroyed Jeff Sessions. He lost reelection

1650
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:59,439
Speaker 1: to his well not re election, but when he ran

1651
01:50:59,479 --> 01:51:05,680
Speaker 1: for his old then its seat, he lost some laughable incompetence. Okay,

1652
01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:11,439
Speaker 1: admittedly a Republican some laughable incompetence is now a sitting

1653
01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:17,519
Speaker 1: United States Senator because Trump tweeted it out. And now

1654
01:51:18,040 --> 01:51:22,160
Speaker 1: you know this Trump worship was, at least among elected

1655
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:26,240
Speaker 1: Republicans never based on principle. Oh no, no, no. When

1656
01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:30,000
Speaker 1: Trump was running for office and supported the right issues

1657
01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:32,920
Speaker 1: and saying what we've been waiting for any politician to

1658
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 1: say for thirty years, Fox was working overtime to stop him.

1659
01:51:37,120 --> 01:51:41,200
Speaker 1: Remember Rupert Murdoch called into the first to do his debate. Panelists,

1660
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:43,960
Speaker 1: first debate, take him out. This has gone on long enough.

1661
01:51:44,479 --> 01:51:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you for deciding whom we can elect president,

1662
01:51:47,479 --> 01:51:51,320
Speaker 1: mister Australian immigrants. Um. There was there was one loan

1663
01:51:51,479 --> 01:51:55,720
Speaker 1: voice in the conservative firmament who was endorsing him, introducing

1664
01:51:55,800 --> 01:52:00,200
Speaker 1: him in Iowa, New Hampshire, writing columns supporting me. Yes,

1665
01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:04,960
Speaker 1: that was maybe Jesse Kelly banned from Fox for supporting

1666
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:07,200
Speaker 1: drump But then he gets elected and they can't stop

1667
01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:10,040
Speaker 1: filating him for four years. If only they had held

1668
01:52:10,160 --> 01:52:12,960
Speaker 1: him to his promises, he would have won reelection in

1669
01:52:13,040 --> 01:52:16,120
Speaker 1: a landslide. Same thing with most of most conservatives. And

1670
01:52:16,439 --> 01:52:18,920
Speaker 1: that's basically what you see the Republican Party doing. I mean,

1671
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:23,439
Speaker 1: all these never Trump Republicans. I just thought today, I'm sorry.

1672
01:52:23,479 --> 01:52:25,920
Speaker 1: I know you asked me a very open ended question,

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Speaker 1: but I'll wrap it up with this. This is my

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Speaker 1: favorite news of the day. Nicky Haley preface on Nicky

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Speaker 1: Haley other than the man who took Jeff Session's seat

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01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:43,879
Speaker 1: in the Senate thanks thanks to Donald Trump, the dumbest

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Speaker 1: person ever to enter politics, used her response to the

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Speaker 1: state of the Obama State of the Union address in

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Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. Trump was running Trump. We didn't know he

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01:52:53,160 --> 01:52:54,960
Speaker 1: was going to betray all of us. He was making

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01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:57,559
Speaker 1: all these promises that we've been waiting for a politician

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01:52:57,640 --> 01:53:02,519
Speaker 1: to promise, like immigration, bringing jobs home, no more pointless wars,

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01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:06,960
Speaker 1: not ut putting our country first, the people who love

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01:53:07,439 --> 01:53:12,360
Speaker 1: us our country first. Obama spends you know, part of

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Speaker 1: his State of the Union address attacking Trump. Nicki the

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01:53:16,240 --> 01:53:19,519
Speaker 1: Republican response gets up and what does she do? Ah,

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01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:23,080
Speaker 1: she attacks Trump. So of course, Trump, being you know,

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01:53:23,080 --> 01:53:26,479
Speaker 1: assaulted the earth loyal, immediately starts promoting Nicki Haley and

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01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:29,400
Speaker 1: attacking the people who supported him. When he becomes president,

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Speaker 1: Nicky Haley has now just broken with Trump. She's attacking

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Speaker 1: him now, Yes, that's it's it's quite a shock. I,

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01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:41,000
Speaker 1: for one, him stunned to find out that Nicky Haley

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01:53:41,160 --> 01:53:44,160
Speaker 1: is just relentlessly politically ambitious and only had her eyes

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Speaker 1: on the White House the whole time. Here. I just

1695
01:53:45,800 --> 01:53:48,680
Speaker 1: thought she was a humble public servant. Yes, but it

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01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:53,320
Speaker 1: couldn't happen to a better man. The most disloyal human

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01:53:54,760 --> 01:53:57,000
Speaker 1: who said they ought to be in a zoo. The

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01:53:57,120 --> 01:54:02,880
Speaker 1: two most disloyal humans, Nicki Donald. Why did Donald Trump,

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01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:06,080
Speaker 1: a man famous for saying you're fired on television and

1700
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:10,080
Speaker 1: maybe that's the problem. Why did Donald Trump consistently surround

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01:54:10,240 --> 01:54:14,320
Speaker 1: himself with the worst human beings in politics? I mean,

1702
01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:17,240
Speaker 1: at one point in time Amarosa was in the White House.

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01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:20,040
Speaker 1: I still can't say that with a straight face. How

1704
01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:24,400
Speaker 1: how is that humanly possible? We couldn't find capable people. Oh,

1705
01:54:24,479 --> 01:54:26,840
Speaker 1: there are plenty of capable of people, the ones who

1706
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:33,160
Speaker 1: supported him, I mean, Chris Koback, John Lott, Lot. It's

1707
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:36,320
Speaker 1: just it enrages me to this day. You know, we

1708
01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:39,000
Speaker 1: have this Bureau of Justice Statistics for those of you

1709
01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:41,520
Speaker 1: who are interested in crime or to write about crime.

1710
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:46,440
Speaker 1: It's fantastic and you can do a lot of interesting investigations, investigations.

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01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:52,760
Speaker 1: John Lott is the foremost economist in the nation unemployable

1712
01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:56,480
Speaker 1: because he wrote more Guns, More Crime. He has a

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01:54:56,640 --> 01:55:01,040
Speaker 1: brain the size of Central Park and he's done these

1714
01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:04,640
Speaker 1: fabulous studies. I mean, he's more guns, less crime. Book

1715
01:55:04,840 --> 01:55:07,800
Speaker 1: kind of ended the gun debate and got concealed carry

1716
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:14,040
Speaker 1: permits passed throughout the nation, saving thousands, tens of thousands

1717
01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:18,440
Speaker 1: of lives. Um. The head of Bureau of Justice Statistics

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01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:22,080
Speaker 1: is an appoint that is not a confirmable position. As

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01:55:22,080 --> 01:55:25,800
Speaker 1: an appointed position, how about putting him there? How about

1720
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:29,520
Speaker 1: him How about the government finally telling us ie through

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Speaker 1: John Lott, what percentage of crime actually is committed by immigrants? Um?

1722
01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:38,440
Speaker 1: How many illegal immigrants we have in prison? Um? How

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01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:44,280
Speaker 1: about a genuine breakdown by by race on criminal statistics.

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01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:46,760
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to know that. No, Hispanics are accounted

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01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:50,080
Speaker 1: as white when they're the perpetrators. They're counted as Hispanics

1726
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:54,600
Speaker 1: when they're victims. This odd little flight of hand. There

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01:55:54,680 --> 01:55:57,840
Speaker 1: were plenty of people Trump could have hired that were

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01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:01,880
Speaker 1: presented to him. Why did I think? I think the

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01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:06,040
Speaker 1: two things I can. I mean, I knew that was

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01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:08,160
Speaker 1: going to be disabilities with Trump. He was the only

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01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:10,320
Speaker 1: one I'd still write, and Trump, we trust. He was

1732
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,080
Speaker 1: the only one saying the stuff we wanted to hear.

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01:56:13,520 --> 01:56:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean, these these never Trumpers. Oh he's of course,

1734
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:19,960
Speaker 1: he's vulgar. My position was, why shan't you present us

1735
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:23,280
Speaker 1: with someone who isn't course and vulgar, who takes these positions.

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01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:28,160
Speaker 1: Give me that politician and I'll support him. Um Um.

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01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:32,320
Speaker 1: But the two things I still did not did not

1738
01:56:33,040 --> 01:56:35,880
Speaker 1: did not anticipate it, and I don't think anyone anticipated

1739
01:56:36,120 --> 01:56:40,680
Speaker 1: was um bringing his numbskull son in law UM and

1740
01:56:40,960 --> 01:56:44,920
Speaker 1: vapid daughter um in to run the White House. I'm

1741
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:48,600
Speaker 1: sorry that wasn't mentioned on the campaign trail. Um. I

1742
01:56:48,880 --> 01:56:52,520
Speaker 1: was either present at or watched every one of his rallies,

1743
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:57,360
Speaker 1: Um never heard, and don't worry, I'm bringing Jared. Oh No,

1744
01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:59,440
Speaker 1: that was a total bait and switch. That was the

1745
01:56:59,520 --> 01:57:02,800
Speaker 1: greatest bait and switch in all of political history. Point

1746
01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:06,640
Speaker 1: one point two. I absolutely underestimated how stupid he is.

1747
01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:10,000
Speaker 1: I thought he was just you know, vulgar, doesn't read,

1748
01:57:10,080 --> 01:57:13,160
Speaker 1: doesn't care, he lazy. Okay, that was all priced in.

1749
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:17,520
Speaker 1: But the absolute stupidity of not keeping your promises, thinking

1750
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:20,640
Speaker 1: you're going to win the election, losing the election, and

1751
01:57:20,760 --> 01:57:24,360
Speaker 1: then going to the rest to get them to disqualify

1752
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:27,480
Speaker 1: your opponent. No, you could have won in a landslide

1753
01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:30,200
Speaker 1: the way Ronald Reagan did when he ran for a

1754
01:57:30,280 --> 01:57:35,400
Speaker 1: second term by doing one simple thing, keep your promises.

1755
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:38,960
Speaker 1: And Coulter, everybody in her new book is resistance as feudal,

1756
01:57:39,080 --> 01:57:42,120
Speaker 1: and you are the best. Unsurprising, they appreciate you very much.

1757
01:57:42,480 --> 01:57:47,640
Speaker 1: Didn't dosy Jesse baby and Coulter bringing the pain today?

1758
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:57,560
Speaker 1: Hang on, We're not done yet. How God anadimally side

1759
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:02,040
Speaker 1: on me? Jesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly show.

1760
01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:10,240
Speaker 1: No word in English language is less convincing than probably.

1761
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:13,960
Speaker 1: Are you sure we should get matching tattoos on our

1762
01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:19,920
Speaker 1: first date. Sure, we'll probably stay together. Probably, it's been

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01:58:20,120 --> 01:58:24,080
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes since I ate. I can probably swim.

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01:58:24,640 --> 01:58:27,520
Speaker 1: You should wait thirty minutes, Okay, I don't tell me

1765
01:58:27,640 --> 01:58:33,000
Speaker 1: what to do. Candid bo scramp. Oh I have a cramp.

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01:58:35,480 --> 01:58:43,200
Speaker 1: I can probably hit the green from here? Probably? Can

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01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:47,040
Speaker 1: I get a mulligan ready to go? Hey? Are you

1768
01:58:47,240 --> 01:58:52,080
Speaker 1: sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

1769
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

1770
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,960
Speaker 1: comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

1771
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:04,360
Speaker 1: a car, or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving.

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Speaker 1: A message brought to you by NITZA and the AD Council.

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01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:27,160
Speaker 1: It's still an ask doctor Jesse Friday. What an awesome day?

1774
01:59:27,840 --> 01:59:32,680
Speaker 1: But an awesome day? Hand Coulter not not a fan

1775
01:59:32,720 --> 01:59:34,760
Speaker 1: of Donald Trump anymore. I don't know if you were

1776
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:38,320
Speaker 1: aware of this, but she no longer likes Donald Trump.

1777
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:44,640
Speaker 1: Just destroyed the guy for ten minutes. That was brutal. Oh,

1778
01:59:45,000 --> 01:59:47,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna get some emails about that one, which is awesome.

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01:59:47,560 --> 01:59:50,240
Speaker 1: Remember you can email me your love, your hate, your

1780
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:53,040
Speaker 1: death threats. You're asked, doctor, Jesse questions if I didn't

1781
01:59:53,040 --> 01:59:55,400
Speaker 1: get to yours, or having gotten to yours, they don't

1782
01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:58,400
Speaker 1: get tossed away. I'm gonna I'm gonna get to him.

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01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to him, Dear show gun Jesse. My

1784
02:00:02,840 --> 02:00:05,200
Speaker 1: husband and I are just have just begun watching Man

1785
02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:09,720
Speaker 1: in the High Castle. In case you haven't seen it, Basically,

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02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,560
Speaker 1: Germany wins World War Two, and this takes place maybe

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02:00:12,600 --> 02:00:15,760
Speaker 1: fifty to eighty years after the war ends. Germany and

1788
02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:19,800
Speaker 1: Japan split the US with a weird neutral zone in

1789
02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:22,120
Speaker 1: the middle that still confuses me. I've attached to photo

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Speaker 1: for reference. My question is, what does the world look

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Speaker 1: like if Germany wins the war both directly after the

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02:00:28,160 --> 02:00:31,440
Speaker 1: war in one hundred years into the future. Is this

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02:00:31,640 --> 02:00:35,360
Speaker 1: realistic or not? And why I'm really confused why Russia

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02:00:35,440 --> 02:00:37,680
Speaker 1: isn't a player anymore in the show. And it doesn't

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02:00:37,720 --> 02:00:39,920
Speaker 1: seem likely to me that the commies in Russia would

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02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:44,200
Speaker 1: give up on communism just because Germany. One your thoughts, well,

1797
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:53,680
Speaker 1: Hitler's let's deal with Russia for a moment. Obviously, Hitler's

1798
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:58,839
Speaker 1: invasion of Russia was a humongous failure. Operation Barbarossa. Everybody

1799
02:00:58,960 --> 02:01:02,600
Speaker 1: knows it widely known is the biggest, the biggest military

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02:01:02,680 --> 02:01:06,720
Speaker 1: blunder in history. Hitler had virtually all of continental Europe

1801
02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:10,160
Speaker 1: under his control. There was very little anybody could do

1802
02:01:10,320 --> 02:01:13,520
Speaker 1: about it at the moment. The only thing that would

1803
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:17,080
Speaker 1: really stop him is if he committed basically his entire

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Speaker 1: army to fight in the East and lose that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he did the only thing that really could have lost

1806
02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:25,080
Speaker 1: him the war. Think about what that let's possible moment.

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02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:28,320
Speaker 1: Think about what that means. Virtually all of continental Europe

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Speaker 1: is Germany, probably stays Germany for a long time. You're

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Speaker 1: not going to have any Jews left. I don't know,

1810
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Speaker 1: talk about an interesting thought experiment. I hadn't really got

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Speaker 1: thought about it this way. Obviously many would die. I

1812
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Speaker 1: don't know if you'd have the Holocaust though on close

1813
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Speaker 1: to the level we did. Remember Hitler forever was trying

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Speaker 1: to deport them. Oh he didn't kill if, he didn't

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02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:54,520
Speaker 1: care if you killed him. Oh yeah, you can kill

1816
02:01:54,600 --> 02:01:57,920
Speaker 1: him whatever. But he wanted them gone. The real real

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Speaker 1: final solution, I mean, demon stuff didn't take place till

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Speaker 1: more towards the end. We're talking like forty three, forty four,

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02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:07,920
Speaker 1: that's when they were I mean, sending them into gas

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Speaker 1: chambers and droves. So that's an interesting side. Nope, but

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go off on that for now.

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Speaker 1: But so Hitler shouldn't have invaded Rush. Everybody knows that.

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Speaker 1: Ah ha ha, he's so stupid. People seem to forget. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he shouldn't have. Turned out to be a mistake. Germany

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Speaker 1: almost won anyway. This came down to Stalingrad, which I've

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Speaker 1: done a show on. You know what, I might do

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Speaker 1: Monday's show on Stalingrad, just because we haven't done with

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Speaker 1: it forever. It is. It is by itself the largest

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Speaker 1: war in the history of mankind, just the Battle for Stalingrad.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, Germany lost. It ended up losing. I think

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Speaker 1: it was one point one million casualties if I remember,

1832
02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:52,520
Speaker 1: It's something like that for that one battle. But Germany

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02:02:52,800 --> 02:02:55,520
Speaker 1: could have still won it. It's not like it's not

1834
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Speaker 1: like Germany went into Russia and just got their butts

1835
02:02:58,480 --> 02:03:02,440
Speaker 1: kicked all over the place. So let's assume they win.

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Speaker 1: Let's give him, let's give him Russia. He makes a

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Speaker 1: couple of strategic mistakes. Let's assume they take Russia. Well,

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Speaker 1: that is quite an empire now, your question. In the

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02:03:15,920 --> 02:03:19,080
Speaker 1: immediate aftermath, I don't think the United States of America

1840
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Speaker 1: goes anywhere or very much changes. And to be honest

1841
02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:26,880
Speaker 1: with you, I think the United States of America, once

1842
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:30,000
Speaker 1: Germany had taken over that much and conquered that much.

1843
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:35,360
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna like to hear this. I

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Speaker 1: think the United States of America extends a hand and

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02:03:39,040 --> 02:03:43,040
Speaker 1: makes Germany a trade partner. I do very much. I

1846
02:03:43,040 --> 02:03:45,520
Speaker 1: don't look. Even Chris is shrugging his shoulders. I don't

1847
02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:49,280
Speaker 1: know that you'd have much of a choice. Really, it's

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Speaker 1: either that or you're committing to a gigantic war between

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Speaker 1: another big empire. And you. Let me put it this way,

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Speaker 1: if we did the right thing and didn't extend the hand,

1851
02:04:00,280 --> 02:04:02,880
Speaker 1: one would hope we wouldn't extend a hand to somebody

1852
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:06,480
Speaker 1: committing genocide China. But one would hope we wouldn't extend

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02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:08,760
Speaker 1: a hand. But let's say, let's say we did the

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Speaker 1: right thing and we're like, now, screw you're you're slaughtering Jews,

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Speaker 1: We're not taking this. You've killed untold amounts of people

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Speaker 1: were Nope, Germany with that kind of manufacturing base and

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02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:25,360
Speaker 1: the German people as organized and switched on as German

1858
02:04:25,480 --> 02:04:30,640
Speaker 1: people are, they probably get that economy together in short order.

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Speaker 1: We would probably be very serious trouble at some point.

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Speaker 1: I would guess this is a total guess. I'm just

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02:04:38,440 --> 02:04:40,600
Speaker 1: doing this off the top of my head. I bet

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Speaker 1: you would be ten twenty years from them having a

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Speaker 1: navy capable of blowing through hours. And then once they

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Speaker 1: can blow through hours, now you have German troops with

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Speaker 1: Nazi arm bands on leading on landing on the shores

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Speaker 1: of America. You will have Japanese landing on the shores

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Speaker 1: of California. And as you know, with the way the

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02:05:06,480 --> 02:05:10,120
Speaker 1: Japanese conducted themselves, that's a whole other fish to fry

1869
02:05:10,320 --> 02:05:12,440
Speaker 1: right there. You'd probably want to move to the East coast.

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Speaker 1: Not that it's any great thing, any great thing under

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Speaker 1: the Germans. If you're Jewish, I don't know where you go.

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Speaker 1: Head to the mountains, buddy. They ain't getting be good

1873
02:05:21,640 --> 02:05:25,280
Speaker 1: for you no matter what. But it's an interesting thought experiment.

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Speaker 1: It is. I have one more thought on it. Hang on,

1875
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Speaker 1: Wake up and text, text and eat, text and catch

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Speaker 1: the bus, text and miss your stop. Wait, text and

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Speaker 1: be late to work sorry late text and work text

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Speaker 1: and pretend to work. Text and x surprised when someone

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Speaker 1: calls you out for not working. Text and meet up

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Speaker 1: with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Hi, Oh,

1881
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Speaker 1: Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

1882
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Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

1883
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Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1884
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Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1885
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Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and

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Speaker 1: drive the SAIT stop texts, stop rex dot org a

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1889
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Speaker 1: War They split the United States of America. I will

1890
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Speaker 1: say this, I obviously don't want it to happen. I've

1891
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Speaker 1: forever been fascinated. Maybe not so much now. Sadly, I

1892
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Speaker 1: don't know how well we'd fare now, but especially back then.

1893
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Speaker 1: I would be interested to see how the American resistance

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Speaker 1: movement is and what I say by that, this is

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Let's assume they blow through our Navy

1896
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Speaker 1: day land troops on the shore. They're not stupid, They're

1897
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Speaker 1: not gonna try to conquer every inch. They're gonna go

1898
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Speaker 1: for Washington, d C. They're gonna go for New York.

1899
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Speaker 1: They're gonna try to seize. The Germans are really good

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Speaker 1: at this. That blitz Creek stuff was just about seizing

1901
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Speaker 1: the communications, seizing the supply lines. They're gonna go for that.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna get on your television set. We can say

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Speaker 1: we own the country. Now. I would be curious how

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Speaker 1: powerful that resistance movement. God, it's an interesting thought experiment.

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Speaker 1: Would there be army of Americans in Middle America? Could be? No,

1906
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Speaker 1: not now, Chris. Back then, there could be. It was

1907
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Speaker 1: a different sense of duty back then. Gosh, I can't

1908
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Speaker 1: believe the show's already over. I need another hour. That's

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Speaker 1: all the Jesse Kelly Show. Your holster is way more

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Speaker 1: important than you think it is. It's just way more

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Speaker 1: get that the holsters not the sexy part of carrying firearms.

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Speaker 1: I'll look at my groups. I was doing these failure

1917
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Speaker 1: drills today and all that stuff is really important. I

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Speaker 1: mean really really important. I'm not discounting that, but I've

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