1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: The Niki Glaser Podcast Glaser Puss. 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: Hi, everyone, it's NICKI, It's me. I'm here Niki Glazer 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, California. We're doing it remote today. Brian's 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 2: at his home in Culver City. Is that too specific? 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: Do you not want people to even know? 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: Like? I love Culver City. I'm a big fan of it, 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: and I don't mind risking my life to promote It's. 8 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 3: I'm sure that would be so ambitious if someone figured out, 9 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 3: like and really made it their mission to figure out 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 3: where you live based on just like, yeah, a place 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 3: where thousands of people live. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: Where anybody lives, It's pretty easy to look up someone's address, 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 1: and like, if you're really desperate to figure out where 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: someone lives, all you need to do is hire a 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: private investigator for one hundred and fifty dollars and they'll 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: figure it out within twenty minutes. 17 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, because they'll they'll use fifteen of that dollars to 18 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: just do that, you know, the search. Yeah, pay for 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: that website. Yeah, I was. I posted on my story 20 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 2: a while back that I was like signing all these 21 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 2: autographs that people like people. There's like a whole culture 22 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 2: of people who send celebrities printed pictures of themselves and 23 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 2: then send a return stamp envelope and then you, as 24 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 2: the celebrity, just have to take it out and then 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 2: put it in the other envelope. And it sounds like 26 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 2: it's very easy to do, Like, oh, that's you know, 27 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,559 Speaker 2: they provide everything opening mail and your hands get dry 28 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: and there's so many and then you have to keep 29 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 2: track of like which one goes with which because it's 30 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: a they all send them to my parents' house. And 31 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 2: my friend wrote to me and was like what is this, 32 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 2: Like why do you have why do you have to 33 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 2: do this? And I'm like, I don't have to do it. 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 2: And he's like did you Like did you almost did 35 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 2: you set this up? Why would I ever set that up? 36 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 2: Like and he goes, how would people find your address? 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 2: I'm like the Yellow Pages or the white Pages. I mean, 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 2: it's my parents address. All these things get sent to 39 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 2: my parents. Their their address has been on It's in 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 2: every buzz book, which was the you know, directory for 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: our school. It's it's a well documented you can find 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,119 Speaker 2: out where my parents live. 43 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: That's not wild. I mean I tried to write a 44 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: joke about this once, but the fact that like boomers 45 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: seem to be so concerned about their privacy about changing their. 46 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 2: Mom is going to be mad that I even said this, 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 2: even though it's just a thing that you can find 48 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 2: without any paying any money, Okay, going like. 49 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: My dad won't even like provide the answers to security 50 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: questions to Chase Bank because he's afraid that he'll get 51 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: put on a list somewhere. 52 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, when did the tides change? 53 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 4: But yeah, you. 54 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: Just printed out your address and phone number in a 55 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: book and distribute them to everyone in the neighborhood. 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean that's you had every number of every 57 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: boy that you had a crush on in school in 58 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: their address. You could drive, like drive your bike, spy 59 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 2: and yeah, my mom, well, people don't know where I live, 60 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 2: which is good for the most part. I think they don't, 61 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 2: but they could probably figure it out. And like, if 62 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 2: you send something to my parents' house, I might end 63 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 2: up signing it in like two years because some of 64 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 2: the it just piles up and then my mom goes, Nikki, 65 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 2: we gotta do something with all of these, and I'll 66 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: probably eventually get to it. But please don't like it's 67 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 2: just added work in my life. And unless It's like 68 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 2: really matters to you if you're just someone who's hoarding 69 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 2: these things. Why why? I mean, I guess I hoard 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: certain things. I have things that I'm into. But these 71 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 2: people that they meet me at airports, I mean, this 72 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: isn't a common thing that happens to me, but it 73 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 2: just happened to me in Buffalo. Buffalo was just like 74 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 2: so many things happened in Buffalo. I met those Swifties 75 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 2: on the flight home. I got into that altercation with 76 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 2: the guides the TSA. But when I arrived in Buffalo 77 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: was they were they there when I arrived? No, when 78 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 2: I got to the airport in Buffalo, or maybe it was, 79 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 2: I don't know where it was, but like when I 80 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 2: got to the airport, they knew what terminal I was 81 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 2: going to be at. Like someone that works at the 82 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 2: airport hooks these guys up with like the flight logs 83 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 2: and finds out who's going to be there. And then 84 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 2: my you know, David Spade told me that sometimes he 85 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: will land in a city and they'll be waiting at 86 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 2: the gate for him. People that don't even have a ticket, 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 2: They didn't buy a ticket to get in. They like 88 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 2: have friends that connect them and get them in so 89 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 2: that they can harass people when they get off the plane, 90 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 2: and they it's they're always really nice. They're always guys 91 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 2: in like a dirty coat who look a little unshowered 92 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 2: and disheveled, but they're so nice and they're always like 93 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 2: they always to tell you something about yourself, like I 94 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 2: love that roast joke you did about like they have 95 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 2: some specific thing that makes it feel like they're really 96 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 2: a fan. And then they have tons of printed pictures 97 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 2: of you and they hand you a sharpie or like 98 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 2: an exact like the right kind of pen that they 99 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 2: want for that thing. Then they make they have these 100 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 2: like big they'll have a big cardboard board, and then 101 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 2: they have all of your headshots laid out, like seven 102 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 2: of them, and then they hand you a thing and 103 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 2: you just sign each one and I just write an 104 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 2: extra the ones that where I don't like the picture 105 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 2: that they've chose and they don't want them personalize because 106 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 2: they are, I guess going to sell them. But I've 107 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 2: signed thousands at this point and I'm not even that famous. 108 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: Like what what are you going to get for that? 109 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: Like what what happens? Like do they trade them? Like 110 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 2: what what is going on with these I need. 111 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 4: To know about this culture. 112 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 2: What, like you, your shipping would cost more than someone 113 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 2: would pay to buy an autograph of mine. 114 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 4: Maybe now, maybe if it's. 115 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,679 Speaker 2: All if I die tragically or if I get really 116 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 2: start dating someone famous, that's the only way that I'm 117 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 2: going to reach the level of fame in which those 118 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 2: are going to be. If I start dating teams with. 119 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 4: Lots of ways you can do it. You could kill somebody, 120 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 4: that's true. 121 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, don't discount that. Never discount that I could pull 122 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 2: an oj yeah, or Robert Blake. I'm trying to think 123 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 2: of other famous people that have murdered. Yeah. But I 124 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 2: just always like, I just have to these are gonna 125 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 2: really I sometimes I write like, this will be so 126 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 2: expensive when I die. I like, I write that on 127 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 2: it sometimes and they go, oh that's okay, And I'm like, 128 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 2: but this is true. This is worthless until I die 129 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 2: or until I kill I make someone else die, Like 130 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 2: you said, but I don't know what this is. And 131 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 2: they all, you know, they'll write, they all send the 132 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 2: same looking things like there's I know this is a 133 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 2: subculture of people, and I want to understand it. It's 134 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 2: like the same people that buy like Funko pops, you know, 135 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 2: like or you're just like why. 136 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 4: Like what do you want understand? 137 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: And not the people who are trying to get you 138 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: to sign it and then sell it on eBay. You 139 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: want to understand the people who collect the autographs who 140 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: get that. 141 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 2: I get collecting like you have like a room in 142 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 2: your house and you have all these people that like 143 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 2: you have taken some of their time from them to 144 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 2: scribble on a paper, like you own a piece of 145 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 2: their time, Like all the things I have of tailor's 146 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 2: I have so many tailors with signatures because people give 147 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 2: She signed so much stuff, and there's a part of 148 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,359 Speaker 2: me that feels like she I had a second of 149 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 2: her life m h I one point two seconds of 150 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 2: her life when she went like, oh, I own that, 151 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 2: Like she's devoted something of her amazing life all the 152 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 2: time she signed things. If you added them up for 153 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 2: all this signatures I have, I probably have like ten. 154 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 2: She could have written like fourteen songs if she wouldn't 155 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 2: have been having to do that. And I and that's 156 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 2: why sometimes when I get an autograph of hers, I'm 157 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 2: just like, oh, I'm so sorry that I inconvenience you 158 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 2: in this way. Somewhere in your past you had to 159 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 2: scribble this, and you should have been doing something else 160 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 2: with your time. But I really like when people ask 161 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 2: for my autograph. I like when people ask for pictures. 162 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 2: Everyone always knows this. I just don't understand these guys 163 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 2: that I just oh, and then they send you a 164 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 2: letter to a lot of times, and that's really nice, 165 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 2: but it's kind of like mad lib style, Like you 166 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 2: can tell they just fill in, but some of them 167 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 2: are very personal and a lot of I can tell 168 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 2: that a lot of I'm being shitty. A lot of 169 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 2: these people I think are homebound, Like you can just tell, 170 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: like they just consume TV and entertainment and feel connection 171 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 2: with people, and like it just seems like this is 172 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,119 Speaker 2: their way to reach the outside world. And I'm sorry 173 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 2: that I don't send it back. For another I think 174 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 2: it's exciting they send off these things to I'm guessing 175 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 2: hundreds of celebrities and then they probably get forty back 176 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 2: and from me, you get one back three years after 177 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 2: you sent it, and that's must be exciting. Yeah, But 178 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 2: I would never. When my friend was like, so, this 179 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 2: is a thing like you do, and I'm like, I 180 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: would never invite this. I don't. I'm not someone who's like, 181 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 2: you're welcome, here's my sigment. Like, it's just not who 182 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 2: I am. But I guess there are people that would 183 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 2: do that. 184 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: I'm I used to live with one of these guys, 185 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: Rinaldo's back in the Story of Queens, a guy. 186 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 2: The guy that you told us about who would, oh yeah, 187 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,359 Speaker 2: he would go to celebrity events. 188 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: He took me to gather his little mentor for a 189 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: while because I was also poor, and he he's the 190 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: one who taught me how to get onto food stamps 191 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: and to uh, you know, take advantage of all the 192 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 1: public publicly funded. 193 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 2: How do you get on food stamps? I know that's 194 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 2: such a privileged thing to say. 195 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there was a bunch of different tricks. 196 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 1: That's one of the tricks. One of the tricks was like, 197 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: don't tell them that you have a cell phone, because 198 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 1: if you have enough money to afford a cell phone plan, 199 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,680 Speaker 1: or if you're on your parents' plan still, then they're 200 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: gonna think you have enough money to not need foodstamps. 201 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: So just lie and say I don't even have a 202 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: phone like stuff like that. And he's like, you go 203 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: in and he's like, you gotta wear a shirt with 204 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: like's not that nice, Like where you gotta wear a 205 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: button down shirt that looks like you got at the 206 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: discount rack at a mall somewhere. Maybe it doesn't fit 207 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 1: you right. And then when you go in there, he 208 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: just like coached me. He's like, when you go in there, 209 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: look like you're sad, look like nothing's going well in 210 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,360 Speaker 1: your life and you just need a little bit of help. 211 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 2: So what is in there? Where is there? 212 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: You have to go to like a like a social 213 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: services administrative building, and you know it's a government building. 214 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 1: It's like going to the DMV, except you go to 215 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: the foodstamp's office and you interview with a social worker. 216 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 2: And then what do the suit stamps literally look like stamps? 217 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: I think they used to back in the day, but 218 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: that's that's no longer the case they give you act 219 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: is it a card now? Yeah, it's a card now. 220 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: And the rule with food stamps is you can only 221 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 1: buy food that's groceries that's not prepared. So if you like, 222 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: even if you went to the grocery store, you couldn't 223 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: buy like a cooked rotisserie chicken at the grocery store 224 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: with food stace. 225 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 2: That's what poor people need because they don't have microwaves 226 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 2: and stuff. 227 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: They really want you to pinch every penny and spend 228 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,679 Speaker 1: your money on uncooked food so that you cook it 229 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 1: yourself and that you save the money. 230 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,679 Speaker 2: It's cheaper. But then there's some things that you can 231 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 2: buy with food stamps that you're like, how is this possible? 232 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,520 Speaker 2: Like a mountain dewberry blast or you know, like things 233 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 2: that don't be Yeah, you can. I think there's really 234 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 2: like a lot of food that you can get that's 235 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 2: just like it's not even food. 236 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: But you're not to buy a cooked rotisserie chicken, which 237 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: I've tried to buy before and they said no. But 238 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: listen to this. I got the maximum amount of benefit 239 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 1: on the food stamps because at the time I was 240 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: just like living in astoria. 241 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 2: I was, you know, I was you have that demeanor. 242 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 2: If you played up your demeanor of Donald Trodden, yeah, 243 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,679 Speaker 2: you're gonna get a lot of sympathy stamps. 244 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. But I got the maximum amount thanks to Ronaldo's coaching. 245 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: And guess how much the maximum amount is. 246 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 2: At least Okay, I'm going to guess one hundred and 247 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 2: twenty dollars a week. 248 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 1: That's very close. If you were saying a month, it 249 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,720 Speaker 1: was two hundred dollars a month, is what you guess. 250 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 2: Ridiculous. 251 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, And then the law change nineteen or something three. 252 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I reapplied for food stamps and I was denied, 253 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: and then I had to go before a judge and 254 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 1: argue for food stamps. 255 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 2: God, he got you really wrapped up in this thing. 256 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 1: Well, I was just like, I don't make it. I 257 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: hardly make any money at all, and I'm trying to 258 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: live in Queens, you know, I don't want to. 259 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it saves you two hundred bucks a month. 260 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:50,439 Speaker 1: That's not to be fair, to be completely fair. At 261 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 1: any point, I could have gone I'm privileged, and I 262 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: could have gone back and lived with my parents and 263 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,719 Speaker 1: I would have been fine. I didn't need the two 264 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month per se. But it's not like 265 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: I was taking two hundred dollars a month away from 266 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,959 Speaker 1: another poor person. It was taking two hundred dollars from 267 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 1: the government because I was really I had nothing. 268 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 2: But isn't it taking two hundred dollars from a poor 269 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 2: person because they've allotted that amount for the poor people? 270 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 2: And that's why there is a system of like trying 271 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 2: to figure out who deserves what, and they probably have 272 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 2: like you can only give this money away, they have 273 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 2: a nough. I mean, I'm not blaming you, but I'm saying, like, 274 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 2: when it comes down to it, isn't it like there's 275 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 2: not like a pothole that's not being covered up because 276 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 2: you did that. 277 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 4: It's like, no, no. 278 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 1: And there isn't a poor person that I took like 279 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't like me versus no, of course, but. 280 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,319 Speaker 2: In the scheme of things, it kind of like it's 281 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 2: the argument I make when people have kids. No offense 282 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 2: to Noah, who's an active labor right now, but when 283 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 2: you have a child, you are and you don't adopt, 284 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 2: You're there's a kid shivering in an orphanage somewhere because 285 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 2: you wanted to have something that looks like you. If 286 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 2: you really there is and we do this all. I mean, 287 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 2: this is for everything we do in life that's even 288 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 2: a little bit selfish or isn't you know, there's constant 289 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 2: there's something because of that, Like my dad always saying, 290 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 2: because you left this lamp on, there is a smoke 291 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 2: stack billowing out poisonous fumes because of this lamp that 292 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,600 Speaker 2: you left on. You know those smoke stacks that just 293 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 2: like they look, They used to really disturb me as 294 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 2: a child. It's just like pollution going in the air 295 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,360 Speaker 2: like this. It's crazy looking. It's just like what you 296 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 2: see on documentaries where it's like the end of the world. 297 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 2: There's always a shot of a smoke stack. And my 298 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 2: dad really like hammered that in my head of like, 299 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,640 Speaker 2: that's because you're so selfish that you didn't want to 300 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 2: go like turn off that bedside lamp because you wanted 301 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 2: to go get to Starbucks faster. You are now polluting 302 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 2: the world, And I think I think in those terms 303 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:41,960 Speaker 2: because of my dad. 304 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: You know what, now that you've mentioned it, I do 305 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: remember at the beginning of the process, I had to 306 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: box a Honduran family and. 307 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 2: I knew something like that was going. But didn't this 308 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 2: guy teach you how to like go into celebrity events 309 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 2: like red carpet events, premiere of things. And then he 310 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 2: would after tell me what he would do out. 311 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: There's a whole subculture of people who are collecting celebrity 312 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: memorabilia to sell on eBay, and that's how they make 313 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: their living. And so Ronaldo snuck me into the movie 314 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: premiere of cop Out, that Tracy Morgan movie. 315 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 2: And yeah, one of the movies I almost said for 316 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 2: Kevin Hart when they asked me what my favorite Kevin 317 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 2: Hart movie was. 318 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I almost said that I love I 319 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: love doing shawsh Ank Redemption shit. 320 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think he's Morgan Freeman. Okay, I just 321 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 2: loved Nikki Glazer autograph. And there's so many, Yeah, how 322 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 2: much there's so many. Oh my god, fifty dollars, ninety dollars. 323 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: Wow. 324 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,520 Speaker 2: Oh I remember signing that one. I like, remember some 325 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 2: of these always signed my legs in this one, ninety dollars, 326 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 2: one hundred and fifteen. I mean, there's nothing under fifty dollars. Oh, 327 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 2: there's one a comedy signed index card. Oh, these bastards. 328 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 2: I always want what they do, because sometimes they just 329 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 2: send an index card that you can get one for 330 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 2: five dollars. There's I mean, it's all of them. They're 331 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 2: all here. 332 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: Wow. 333 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. 334 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 1: But I mean, like, if you can get fifty bucks 335 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: for an autograph, that's like a good deal for those. 336 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 2: God, there's like a fan art sticker of me looking 337 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 2: like I'm crying. What is that from? That's crazy. That's 338 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,160 Speaker 2: kind of good Nikki fan art podcast sticker and I 339 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 2: look like I'm crying. It's really pretty picture of me too. 340 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 2: Thanks for making that sticker everyone. I don't know when 341 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 2: I cried like that publicly, but it's you nailed it. 342 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 4: So this guy who you think is comparable to you 343 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 4: and fame? 344 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 2: That's a really good question because this will reveal what 345 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 2: I really think of myself. I would say, man, God, 346 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 2: who would you? I mean, like, I'm not gonna be offounded. Yeah, 347 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,640 Speaker 2: let me just type in comedians because I literally am 348 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,680 Speaker 2: like drawing a blank. 349 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: Who's comparable to you? 350 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 2: Mid level famous comedians, mid level fame? 351 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: Well, think about who's just touring theaters now, I mean, basically, Oh, 352 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 1: that's a good point about Pete Holmes. I don't know. 353 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say Pete Holmes. Okay, that's a really that's 354 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 2: perfect So I used to think that he And by 355 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 2: the way, I'm doing a show with Pete Holmes today. 356 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 2: I'm doing a live Netflix show with Pete Holmes today. Yeah. 357 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 2: David Chang has a show called The Problem with Doing Shows. 358 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,880 Speaker 2: No offense to anyone who asked me to do a show, 359 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 2: you have to like watch the show, and I don't 360 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 2: like watching TV, Like I don't really watch shows, and 361 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 2: so I do have to watch I always watch the 362 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 2: show when I'm okay. It's called Dinnertime Live okay, and 363 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 2: he has two guests on. Yeah, it's live, and it'll 364 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 2: be live tonight, it'll be now. It's by the time 365 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,800 Speaker 2: this podcast airs, it's already on Netflix existing. If you 366 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 2: want to watch me and Pete Holmes live on Netflix 367 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 2: cooking not cooking, David Chang boks for us and then 368 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 2: we eat food that he. 369 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 1: Makes basically like a YouTube show. 370 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of, but it's really well shot, you know 371 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 2: what I mean. 372 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild man Neflix leaning into this live thing. 373 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,600 Speaker 2: They really are Pete Holmes okay, autograph let's see. 374 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so Pete Holmes autograph it looks like seventy five. Yeah, 375 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 1: you're comparable. There's one for forty, one for thirty. But yeah, 376 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: then there's some that. 377 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 2: Are like, let's see what like Ali Wong is going 378 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,919 Speaker 2: for Oh yeah, Allie, I bet she's two hundred. This 379 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 2: shows you how much more famous she is. Oh she 380 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 2: doesn't even autograph stuff. This curling fucking around. No, Wow, Okay, 381 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,360 Speaker 2: you can get her. Uh she signed a beef thing 382 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 2: for forty two ninety five, you can get another one 383 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 2: for forty Okay, Well she's but that's that's crazy because 384 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 2: she doesn't I have so much stuff online. Why do 385 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,720 Speaker 2: people God, this doesn't make sense to me. Okay, let's 386 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,199 Speaker 2: see Chelsea Handler, and I'm not comparing myself to her. 387 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 2: I just want she's obviously leagues in leagues above me. 388 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 2: Chelsea Handler. Autograph Okay, hers are going for one hundred 389 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 2: and fifty, as they should, so she's Yeah, she's that 390 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 2: much more famous. I kind of looked I was thinking 391 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 2: about fame the other day and how like how much 392 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 2: more famous people are? It really is about for me 393 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 2: at least. I'm sure there's other platforms, but like Instagram, 394 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 2: followers really dictate how famous you are, and so Taylor 395 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 2: Swift has like I think, how many how many millions 396 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,560 Speaker 2: of followers does she have? Because I was like, how 397 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 2: much more famous is Taylor Swift to me? I mean, 398 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,920 Speaker 2: it's she's the most famous person in the world, but like, 399 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 2: let's just think about the scale. She's on the top 400 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 2: of the scale. She has two hundred and eighty three 401 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,120 Speaker 2: million followers. I have a million, So she is two 402 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 2: hundred and eighty three times more famous than I am, 403 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 2: which seems right. Like if there are three hundred people 404 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 2: in a room and there's one person who believes in you, 405 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,920 Speaker 2: Lady Gaga, think there's three hundred, If there's If there's 406 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 2: three hundred people in a room, two hundred and ninety 407 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,360 Speaker 2: eight will know who she is. One will know who 408 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 2: I am. But I think all three hundred would know 409 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 2: who Taylor Swift is. Now, if you're doing like an 410 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,360 Speaker 2: average American. 411 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: It'd be pretty stupid not to know who she is 412 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 1: at this point, Like what are you even doing? Like 413 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: what's going on in your life that you don't know 414 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 1: who Taylor Swift is. It's like it's like when people 415 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 1: say I don't know who I'm voting for in the 416 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: next presidential election, It's like, what are you doing? 417 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,119 Speaker 4: Where is your time? 418 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 3: Swift? 419 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 2: Obviously? Yeah, well yeah, I'm trying to think of something 420 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 2: recently where my friend didn't know it, and I go, 421 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 2: what the fuck? How do you not know that? So 422 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 2: one had never heard? Oh, I had never heard of there. 423 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,400 Speaker 2: I guess there's this like famous TikTok couple where they 424 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,159 Speaker 2: like I definitely I'm aware of them. This is the 425 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,920 Speaker 2: thing about me. I'm aware of things, but I don't 426 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 2: like know the details. But like there's a tiktoc couple 427 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 2: where they get it's like Marci and Diz or something, 428 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 2: and they they get dressed and then he just compliments 429 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 2: his wife and is like, look at how lovely she looks. 430 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 2: And they're so famous even today on Girls Chat serahle 431 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:58,639 Speaker 2: and it was like, girls, I love like watching video 432 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 2: of Like I want to know how everyone gets it's ready. 433 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 2: How do you guys get ready? Like what do you 434 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 2: do in the morning when you get up and you 435 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 2: get ready? And like how do you do your makeup 436 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,399 Speaker 2: and brush your teeth? Like what order do you go in? 437 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 2: And I was like, have you ever heard of get 438 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 2: Ready with me? Like you could be She's like kind 439 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,879 Speaker 2: of she's not feeling well recently and so she has 440 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,480 Speaker 2: a lot of free time to just like lay around 441 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 2: and like heel and I was like, just you can 442 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 2: watch get Ready with me. Things they're every It was 443 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 2: just crazy to me that she was like specifically asking 444 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 2: for this thing that is the number one genre of 445 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 2: content online. I go, there's reels and there's TikTok where 446 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,240 Speaker 2: it's just and so I started sending her things. I 447 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 2: send her a video of these girls who do their 448 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,159 Speaker 2: stay at home girlfriends and they just talk about like 449 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 2: what their day entails. I wake up and I make 450 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 2: a macha and then I stretch, and then I go 451 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 2: for a walk to get my ice coffee in journal, 452 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 2: and then I saw a bee and they like, film 453 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 2: a bee and then they're like and then I go 454 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,199 Speaker 2: home and I fold the blankets and I do has laundry. 455 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 2: But it's really soft spoken. It's really what a lovely day. 456 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 2: And then their husband always their boyfriend always comes home 457 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,239 Speaker 2: from work after making billions of dollars, and then they 458 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 2: go to like a nice dinner, yeah, and then they 459 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 2: go home. 460 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 1: That's every influencer. I mean, that's that's like the vlogs 461 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,119 Speaker 1: on YouTube, and that's what it is now. It's just 462 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:24,440 Speaker 1: like people are watching beautiful people have a nice, lovely day. 463 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 4: Yes, and that's all we want. I mean, is that 464 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 4: really all we want? 465 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: Oh God? I mean I sometimes it. 466 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: Involves you know, finspiration or write aver it's called where 467 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,480 Speaker 1: they work out in the morning at least. 468 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 4: To get that. 469 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,679 Speaker 2: I always want to know what Pete Holmes had to 470 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,320 Speaker 2: do today to get ready for this David Chang thing. Really, 471 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,679 Speaker 2: this is I might bring this up live on the show. 472 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 2: I want to know how much of your life it 473 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,159 Speaker 2: took to prepare for this thing, because you want to 474 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,199 Speaker 2: know how much of my life it took. I had 475 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,159 Speaker 2: to get my nails done, and no, I didn't have to. 476 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 2: But I'm on a cooking show where there's close ups 477 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 2: of your hands, and every girl listening to me right 478 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 2: now knows you damn well would get your name done 479 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 2: if you had to do that. I'm not someone who 480 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 2: needs to get my nails done all the time. I 481 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 2: don't feel like it's like, even though there are a 482 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 2: lot of girls who are not on TV who actually 483 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,840 Speaker 2: do feel like that is a thing that you need 484 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,720 Speaker 2: to do. So I did get my nails done this morning. 485 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 2: That's why had to push the podcast because I have 486 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 2: literally no time. I was there when the store opened 487 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 2: this morning and they were really annoyed and they turned 488 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,120 Speaker 2: off there like Korean soap opera, and we're like, oh, okay, 489 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,120 Speaker 2: so they did. I had to get the nails done. 490 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,439 Speaker 2: That was sixty five dollars after tip. That's just for 491 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 2: a manicure dipping. If you want to know what I 492 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:36,160 Speaker 2: do now, I dip and then I mean it probably 493 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,199 Speaker 2: is because I rip them off with my mouth and 494 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 2: then I eat the plastic. It's so gross when your 495 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 2: nails start chipping off, like when you do dip, because 496 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 2: it's just a big plastic chip and you just have it, 497 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,719 Speaker 2: you like hold it in your hand and then you 498 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 2: have to just like sprinkle it through the world like 499 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 2: shawshank really through my pant leg. And then and then 500 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 2: I also had to get a spray tan last night, 501 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,800 Speaker 2: which let's just talk about that. I couldn't work out 502 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,199 Speaker 2: last night because I had the spray tan on, so 503 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 2: it took away two hours of things that I would 504 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 2: want to do. I had to get naked in from 505 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,719 Speaker 2: someone I'd invite someone over to my house, and then 506 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 2: I had to pay them one hundred and eighty dollars 507 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,719 Speaker 2: after tip for a spray TND and I know that 508 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 2: I don't need to have one, but I kind of 509 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 2: do to to look and feel as good as I 510 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,360 Speaker 2: want to feel on TV. And then I'm also having 511 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 2: them come over to do hair and makeup, which thank god, 512 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 2: I think they're paying for the show's paying for it, 513 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 2: but that's also another two hours and fifteen minutes out 514 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,159 Speaker 2: of my day. And then thank god I didn't have 515 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 2: to do a fitting for this, because I am just 516 00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 2: gonna wear something that I already own, because I'm not 517 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 2: going to be full body. I'm gonna be sitting most 518 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 2: of the time, and it's live and it doesn't feel 519 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 2: as like not that it's not important, but it just 520 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 2: I can. But and then what else? I mean, I'm 521 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 2: wondering what Pete Holmes is going to do to get 522 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 2: ready for it. Not that I'm like he should have 523 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,359 Speaker 2: to do all this. I'm just like he's going to 524 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,560 Speaker 2: show a little bit annoyed. 525 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: Probably shower, I got it. Sometimes you don't have to, 526 00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: but maybe he'll shower. Yeah, maybe he got a haircut. 527 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: That's that's real. Maybe he did get a haircut. 528 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's it's again. I'm not complaining about why don't 529 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,640 Speaker 2: men men have? It's so easy? I mean, I guess 530 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 2: that's what I'm complaining about. And I don't know what 531 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,640 Speaker 2: I want from this thing. And I say this a lot, 532 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 2: but it's just the way it is. I'm not like 533 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 2: mad about it. I'm not like you guys should have 534 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 2: to do this or like women shouldn't have to do 535 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 2: it. It's just the way it is. And there's certain perks 536 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 2: of being a hot woman that men don't get, and 537 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 2: there's certain perks of being a man that doesn't have 538 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,040 Speaker 2: to worry about the stuff that they get. 539 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,680 Speaker 1: You're a hot man. They get everything. 540 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have they have, they have to work 541 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,200 Speaker 2: out a lot. 542 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,440 Speaker 1: I'll also have to prove just like a hot woman, 543 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,439 Speaker 1: hot men have to prove that they're not dumb. 544 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's a good point. 545 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,159 Speaker 1: If you ever see a man that's really hot, If 546 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,160 Speaker 1: I ever see a man that's really hot, I automatically 547 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,359 Speaker 1: assume he's he's an idiot, and then it takes like 548 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 1: a five minute conversation before that. 549 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 2: How great is that that people discount you and then 550 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 2: you're even if you're a little smart, people are shocked. Yeah, 551 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 2: but I remember my Dan's partner club she ha the Chanko, 552 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 2: who's one of the hottest people you'll ever seen in 553 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 2: your life. It's kind of annoying how much people comment 554 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 2: on his looks every time he goes anywhere or does anything. 555 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,640 Speaker 2: Like it's just it would it would start to feel 556 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,720 Speaker 2: and it's annoying because I have a hot friend, Sarah Lena, 557 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 2: who had just talked about, and she's just remarkably hot, 558 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 2: you know, just distractingly beautiful model and everything. When she's 559 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 2: around people, they can't help but comment on it as 560 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,280 Speaker 2: soon as she like, it's just in the air. And 561 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,359 Speaker 2: I've talked about this before, but there's this thing that 562 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 2: she'll do around women when she sins because she's been 563 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,920 Speaker 2: so bullied by girls even her whole life, because she's 564 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,239 Speaker 2: so pretty that girls will hate her, girls that are 565 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 2: threatened by her. She has to throw herself under the 566 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,800 Speaker 2: bus constantly when she gets around girls that she even 567 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 2: senses the slightest bit of discomfort from them of her 568 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,880 Speaker 2: being too pretty. And she's not someone who thinks she's 569 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 2: that pretty. She actually doesn't at all, because most people 570 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 2: who are the most gorgeous have the worst self esteem 571 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 2: with their looks. But she just knows that girls can 572 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 2: be mean, and so she will. She'll always like say 573 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 2: she farted, or smell her armpits and be like I stink. 574 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 2: Like she has to present something almost immediately when she 575 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 2: gets around because I've seen it happen because I know 576 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,159 Speaker 2: the girls. It'll be like we're at the cellar, and 577 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 2: then an insecure girl comedian will come up to hang 578 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 2: out with us, or a girlfriend of a comedian, and 579 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 2: I sense it too, like we can all sensor each 580 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 2: other's insecurity where a girl's just like a little bit 581 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 2: closed off because this really pretty girl is sitting there, 582 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 2: and Sara Lena will inevitably say she stinks pretty soon. 583 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,360 Speaker 4: After that, my pussy stinks and I'm farting. 584 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 2: No. Absolutely, she will say stuff like that, and it 585 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 2: makes yes and it really she's like it because I 586 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,639 Speaker 2: called her on it, or maybe she talked about it 587 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,719 Speaker 2: eventually because she's very self aware, but she was like, 588 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 2: I just you know, she's not doing because she's like, 589 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 2: I'm so pretty. She's just like, you know, it just 590 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 2: makes things go easier, and it fucking does. I've seen 591 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 2: it instantly make a girl just soften to her where 592 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,959 Speaker 2: Saraelena one time she was going through like a thing 593 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 2: where she had like a bald patch in her hair, 594 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 2: and one time she like flipped it over and like 595 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 2: showed the table. She was like, well, this is what 596 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,440 Speaker 2: I'm dealing with, and suddenly everyone like relaxed, like, oh good, 597 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 2: you're flawed. 598 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: That's just another privilege of a hot person. Though an 599 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 1: ugly guy couldn't get away with that. Another guy can't 600 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: be like, I'm farting all day to make people like it. 601 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 2: No, it would make it worse. 602 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, but a hot person farting, that's great. 603 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,680 Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean it would suck to have people 604 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,400 Speaker 2: just assume, like to feel bad about themselves because they're 605 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 2: around you. 606 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah it's. 607 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 2: Threatened and act weird. I mean that's yeah, that's poor, 608 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,120 Speaker 2: poor hot people. That's all I have to say. Okay, 609 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 2: we have more show to do. We'll do it more 610 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:42,360 Speaker 2: after the break. Yesterday I did record a episode of 611 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,439 Speaker 2: the podcast that's gonna be on the feed. I mean, 612 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 2: it's not really related. It's me. It's still me. I 613 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 2: guess that's I just said in a special Nikki Glazer 614 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 2: podcast edition, like a Swifty special. I think I called it, Yeah, 615 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know, Like it was just 616 00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 2: a it was really fun. I did it with my 617 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 2: friend our Haddi, who's a comedian in Canada, and she's 618 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,880 Speaker 2: like my most She's the only person in my life 619 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 2: who literally the only person I know personally who gets 620 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 2: into Taylor Swift and loves her as much as I do, 621 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,359 Speaker 2: and like we can really gush in a way that 622 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,120 Speaker 2: is next level. So we had a really good time 623 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,639 Speaker 2: doing that and we recorded for like two hours. We 624 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 2: had some technical issues, but it was a full two 625 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 2: hour thing that cut down to probably an hour and 626 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 2: a half and we're not even done. We're not even 627 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,360 Speaker 2: close to being done. So there will be multiple episodes 628 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 2: of that. So that's exciting. 629 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 4: And this just focusing solely on the new album. 630 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,200 Speaker 2: Yes, I mean we at the top we talked about 631 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 2: like you know, we just kind of introed our backgrounds 632 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,880 Speaker 2: and how we feel about her and being fans and 633 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 2: you know, what's it like, and but it's it was 634 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 2: really really fun and there were so many it was 635 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 2: just fun to analyze her lyrics because we were going 636 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 2: through like song by song and we just started discovering 637 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 2: things that we hadn't noticed yet, and it was just 638 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 2: it was just fun. I'm in a really sweet spot 639 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 2: with this album. I'm like, it's just like I all 640 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 2: I want to do is be alone with it. I 641 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 2: don't really want to talk to people. I'm like headphones 642 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,200 Speaker 2: in constantly, like I'm I'm gooning out to this out 643 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 2: like I'm it feels sexual. Did I say this yesterday 644 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,240 Speaker 2: on the podcast? I like, honestly the other night I 645 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,640 Speaker 2: did I tell about how I feel like I have 646 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 2: a crush? 647 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 1: No? 648 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 2: No, okay, So the other night we were leaving a 649 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 2: show and like you know, when you like are flirting 650 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 2: with someone on text, like it's just started where you're 651 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 2: like you like someone and you like feel like, oh 652 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 2: my god, I have to go to work and stuff 653 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 2: you do your life, but then you can't wait to 654 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 2: get back to your phone and go home so you 655 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 2: can just like be on your phone and like text 656 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 2: them and be like ooh, like I don't know, flirty, 657 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,239 Speaker 2: and I think it's maybe more of a girl thing. 658 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 2: But I think we've all experienced this. Yeah, you recall, 659 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 2: and so do I. But I don't have that in 660 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 2: my life anymore because I'm in a relationship. So it's 661 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 2: not like, you know, Chris and I don't like text 662 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 2: each other constantly, and I don't look at the bubbles 663 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 2: waiting for them to pop up, like what's he gonna say, 664 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 2: like that feeling of anticipation. So it's been a while 665 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 2: since i'd like felt that, because that's what a relationship 666 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 2: is like that shit goes away Limerens as I've talked 667 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 2: about before, but and I think I talked to this. 668 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 2: This is where I talked about it on the podcast. 669 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 2: So I'm sorry. If you are going to hear this again, 670 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 2: you can zip past it when you hear it on 671 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 2: the Taylor episode. But the other night, I was like 672 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 2: so excited to leave the show because I was like, 673 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 2: I get to go text this. But like I had 674 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 2: that texting a boy feeling of like I have a 675 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 2: new crush, and I was like, why am I feeling? 676 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,240 Speaker 2: And then I was like assessing my life. I'm like, 677 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 2: I don't have any what's going on? And I was like, 678 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 2: oh my god, it's this album. Like I feel like 679 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 2: I have a crush on this album and that I 680 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 2: get to like intimately like get to know it and 681 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Speaker 2: have it get to know me, and I'm developing a 682 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 2: relationship and it's just it's crazy that that feeling. I've 683 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 2: never had that feeling in any other context, but it 684 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 2: is giving me that. And then last night I saw 685 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,440 Speaker 2: I saw Trevor Wallace at a show and he was like, 686 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 2: uh so this is a big week right with the album. 687 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 2: How's it going for you? And I thought he was 688 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 2: talking about like my special, because I mean, why would 689 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 2: a comedian ask me about Taylor Swift. I just I 690 00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 2: don't never talk. 691 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 4: To about her on the pulse. 692 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, he has his finger on the pulse and he's away, 693 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 2: he watches my story. He's like, we're friends. He's aware 694 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 2: of my obsession. But I didn't even think of that. 695 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 2: And I go, oh, like my special and he goes, oh, no, 696 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,560 Speaker 2: I mean that's a big deal too, and I'm like, no, 697 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 2: it's not like no, no, I believe me. I don't 698 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: want to talk about that at all. Of course I was. 699 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,600 Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's huge, and I got to 700 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 2: talk about it. I got talked about it a lot. 701 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 2: I like usually just go do my set at the 702 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 2: store and then I leave because I just need to 703 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 2: get sleep. But then I after I got off stage, 704 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 2: people were there were some girls in there that wanted 705 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,960 Speaker 2: to talk about the album. And I stayed for like 706 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 2: an hour and hour plus afterwards just talking about Taylor 707 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 2: Swift and stuff. It was so fun. It's it's Anya 708 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 2: sometimes sees me talking about it with people, and she 709 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 2: just you can just tell because it'll be backstage and 710 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 2: it'll be like a comedian's you know who's on the show. 711 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 2: His girlfriend comes backstage and suddenly I have someone to 712 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 2: really gush about it with and you can just see 713 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 2: that she's like, I've never seen this side of her, 714 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 2: like it just it just lights me up, and no 715 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 2: other way. It's really great. It's a great part of 716 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 2: my life. It's the I think it's the best part 717 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 2: of my life. And I have a lot of good 718 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 2: things going on, but I think being as swiftye is 719 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,960 Speaker 2: the best thing in my life. And someone compared it 720 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 2: the other day to like, I don't have kids and 721 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 2: I don't want kids, and oh it was Natasha Lazero 722 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 2: and Mosh's podcast, and we were talking about me not 723 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 2: wanting kids, and I'm like, I kind of like have 724 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,200 Speaker 2: joy in my life from this thing that like I did, 725 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,840 Speaker 2: not that it's the same joy at all, not even close. 726 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 2: I would never compare it to like whatever's going on 727 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 2: in your parent's brain when your kid hugs you or 728 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 2: like rests its head on your shoulder, whatever kids do 729 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 2: once every nine months, that makes it worth it. But 730 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 2: because let's be honest, most of it sucks. You're just yes, 731 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 2: And then there's sometimes where they do something very very cute, 732 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 2: and those times are always highlighted on Instagram for women 733 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 2: like me, who go, oh, you're missing out because this 734 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,040 Speaker 2: little girl goes, ah staba bee is stab babe, and 735 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,720 Speaker 2: she goes, what do you want? And she takes her 736 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 2: SUCKI out and she goes and she goes a strawberry 737 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 2: and she goes yes, and it's the cutest thing you've 738 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,080 Speaker 2: ever seen. And like, literally that clip I said it 739 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,000 Speaker 2: to the girls chat. It's like it made us all 740 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 2: like ache for a child, but that is not the reality. 741 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 2: That is a very small time. It's like yes, yes, 742 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,640 Speaker 2: and like scream like it's not that at all. And 743 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 2: it's throwing the strawberry and then smearing it on the 744 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 2: white couch that you bought before you thought you were 745 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 2: gonna have kids. Yes, it's getting and then you just 746 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,120 Speaker 2: don't even care because your couch looks like shit anyway, 747 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,680 Speaker 2: because kids are just disgusting and this isn't turning into 748 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 2: a kid. 749 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,840 Speaker 4: And they go, do you want to go to the 750 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 4: Rangers game? 751 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 3: No? 752 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 2: Your friends don't call you. No, your friends don't call you. 753 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 2: That's not a thing that happens. Women with kids, you 754 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,320 Speaker 2: know who you know, who you are, You don't get 755 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 2: asked to do things anymore because you never it can go. 756 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 2: You never can go. You can never get a babysitter. 757 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:09,400 Speaker 2: What happened? What happened to babysitters? I babysat all the 758 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 2: fucking time in high school and middle school even and 759 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,400 Speaker 2: as a twenty something, all the time, I was nanny 760 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,520 Speaker 2: all this every Friday and Saturday night. I could that. No, 761 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,719 Speaker 2: people don't. I have so many friends with kids. People 762 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,399 Speaker 2: don't trust. It's this fear again that we're talking about, 763 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,080 Speaker 2: the boomer fear. But it's not boomers anymore. It's like 764 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,759 Speaker 2: people don't trust other people with their kids anymore. Ever, 765 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,319 Speaker 2: And listen, I'm a big proponent of like, don't trust 766 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,360 Speaker 2: men with your kids, but a female babysitter, come on, 767 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,960 Speaker 2: go have a night out. You you deserve it. But 768 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 2: people convince themselves, including people in my family. I mean, 769 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 2: my sister has three kids and they have never once 770 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,320 Speaker 2: had a sitter never. They have my parents and his parents, 771 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120 Speaker 2: but that's all they have, and they had me one 772 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 2: night in seven years. 773 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: If you have the grandparents, then that's like a really 774 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 1: quality sitter. Why would you. 775 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,439 Speaker 2: You'll pay the grandparents and the grandparents end up resenting it. No, 776 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,200 Speaker 2: Like I'm sorry, it's just true, Like the grandparents will 777 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 2: always say yes because they love the grandkids so much, 778 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 2: just as much as you love your kids. But it's 779 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 2: you gotta pay the grandparents. I would never ever have 780 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 2: kids and not pay my parents to watch them if 781 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 2: they watch them, But that's just me. I just can't 782 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 2: imagine being like, here's a gift for you to take 783 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,319 Speaker 2: care of these three kids that you don't even have 784 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 2: the bodily function to provide for them anymore, because you're 785 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 2: all sixty five seventy years old. So here's a bunch 786 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,839 Speaker 2: of toddlers that you could never bear yourself because your 787 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 2: body is incapable of raising them. Thus you shouldn't be 788 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,839 Speaker 2: watching kids. Like I just don't understand. I know I'm 789 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 2: gonna get backlash from parents off like it's hard to 790 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 2: find a babysitter. It couldn't be easier. There are so 791 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:53,319 Speaker 2: many apps. I like, I yeah, I wrote because I 792 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,040 Speaker 2: was just wanting my sister to find a babysitter that 793 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,120 Speaker 2: I was like, I'll pay for it, right, Like you 794 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 2: need to stop asking Mom and dad, not that they 795 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 2: don't enjoy it, and they'll always say yes, but like 796 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:07,279 Speaker 2: it's they like their free time too write and you 797 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,759 Speaker 2: just need to have a back up. And I asked 798 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,400 Speaker 2: my assistant to go find babysitters in Saint Louis that 799 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,319 Speaker 2: aren't men, and there were tons, and we sent them 800 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,440 Speaker 2: all to my sister to choose one, and I was 801 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 2: gonna pay for it, and she still wouldn't choose it. 802 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,640 Speaker 2: So it's like, it's not it's not because of the cost. 803 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,799 Speaker 2: It's not because there's not places to find them. And 804 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 2: I do know from people that have come to my 805 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,040 Speaker 2: shows and said we couldn't get a babysitter, Like it 806 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,719 Speaker 2: is hard to find a good babysitter and whether you're trust. 807 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,200 Speaker 1: They're trying to hit your kid with a pencil or 808 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: something like they saw on deadline. 809 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,840 Speaker 2: But there's but there's so many apps and reviews and 810 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,840 Speaker 2: stuff now, like you used to just have to trust 811 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 2: whatever person was living next to you and their daughter 812 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 2: who was probably a drug addict and was going to 813 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,040 Speaker 2: have her boyfriend over while your kids slept, hopefully your 814 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 2: kid was sleeping, you know what I mean, Like that's 815 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 2: that's was the reality. 816 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 4: You know, what you can do? 817 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,880 Speaker 1: You hire two babysitters one so they watch each other. 818 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 2: No, people don't have enough money for that. You're that's 819 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,720 Speaker 2: a good point. I used to always babysit with my friends. 820 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,719 Speaker 2: That was the most fun because then you had like 821 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 2: someone to interact with with the kid like it was 822 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,359 Speaker 2: more fun. And then we'd split the money. But yeah, 823 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 2: people just don't have the money for babysitters. But I 824 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,799 Speaker 2: would argue, then, don't have kids. But then people want 825 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,480 Speaker 2: kids and they go, well, I'm not gonna not have 826 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 2: kids because I can't afford a babysitter. But this is 827 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,239 Speaker 2: the world we live in where things are so expensive, 828 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,120 Speaker 2: like you gotta cut, you can't do everything you want 829 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 2: to do. But I just don't. I. I guess, besties, 830 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,680 Speaker 2: if you could write me less than five sentences about 831 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:35,080 Speaker 2: why there's a what's a dirge? What's the what's opposite 832 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,960 Speaker 2: of us? Uh? Like too many a deficit? But there's 833 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,560 Speaker 2: another word of babysitters? And why you guys don't get babysitters? 834 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 2: What does dirge mean? I think it's like a sad song. 835 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 1: There's a dirge of babysitters out there. 836 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,840 Speaker 2: And a lament for the dead. Okay, so yeah, a 837 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,720 Speaker 2: mournful song. Okay, I got to write on the second. 838 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:54,960 Speaker 1: Wow. 839 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,920 Speaker 2: But there's a dirge of babysitters. 840 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 4: There's a bard don't get it. Yeah, but I don't know. 841 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,840 Speaker 1: I have a lot of they're all out there too, 842 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: and it's sad. It's a real problem in America. There's 843 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: all these babysitters lining up outside home depot and they're 844 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,040 Speaker 1: begging to babysit and no one's hiring them. 845 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,520 Speaker 2: People and do your part. No it No, people just don't. 846 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 2: This is the thing. This is what I really think 847 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 2: it is. And this is someone who hasn't really No, 848 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,239 Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not in the what's it called? 849 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,520 Speaker 1: God? 850 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,040 Speaker 2: Why can't I think today? I'm not in the battlefield. 851 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 2: I'm not on the ground experiencing this myself. So these 852 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,040 Speaker 2: are all just speculations. 853 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,319 Speaker 1: We have no idea what we're talking about. 854 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,760 Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I think people don't get babysitters because 855 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,399 Speaker 2: they don't want to do anything. Oh, they don't want 856 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,440 Speaker 2: to go out. They have kids because they're they don't 857 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,160 Speaker 2: want to go out. 858 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,800 Speaker 4: And and when you have kids, I ever heard having kids? 859 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 2: It's I mean that's why people get They have dogs 860 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,839 Speaker 2: and stuff, they go I got to take my dog 861 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 2: out I mean, Mike McLintock on Veep invented a dog 862 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,200 Speaker 2: so we'd have a reason to go home. It was 863 00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 2: like a bake dog. But people do I think people 864 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 2: I don't think they initially do it like they have 865 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,840 Speaker 2: kids because so I don't have to go out. But 866 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,319 Speaker 2: once you have kids, you're so exhausted your body. If 867 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,560 Speaker 2: you've already had a baby, you don't feel good in 868 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,520 Speaker 2: your body because it's your child's especially if you're breastfeeding 869 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,319 Speaker 2: and you've just gone through labor and been cut open. 870 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 2: You don't feel good about putting on like real clothes 871 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,920 Speaker 2: and like going out, and you want an excuse not 872 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 2: to and so now you have one built in, and 873 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,160 Speaker 2: so it's just it feeds. It starts the urge to 874 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 2: stay inside and not go out because you don't feels 875 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,719 Speaker 2: good about yourself. You don't feel connected to the world. 876 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,759 Speaker 2: You've been watching just like Bluey all day. You don't 877 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 2: even have anything to talk about with people. You don't 878 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,640 Speaker 2: and you don't really relate to your friends that don't 879 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,239 Speaker 2: have kids anymore. So you just say, we can't get 880 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,840 Speaker 2: a babysitter, but you are fine, and I'm. 881 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,400 Speaker 4: But I can bring my kid. I can bring my 882 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,920 Speaker 4: kid and you go, no, yeah, we don't know. 883 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,640 Speaker 2: I do think I will give parents credit that they 884 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,480 Speaker 2: know no one likes their kid as much as they do. Oh, 885 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 2: I think most people I feel. 886 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,360 Speaker 1: About don't really yeah, and I've seen them like it. 887 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,920 Speaker 1: Just then, like the airport, like there was a kid 888 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: walking across all of the seats and like, but you 889 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,879 Speaker 1: know how like the seats are back facing each other, 890 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,840 Speaker 1: so you have one on either side of the l 891 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,040 Speaker 1: there was a I was sitting down and on the 892 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: other side there was a Yeah, at the gate there 893 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 1: was a kid just like running up and down the 894 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,680 Speaker 1: seats and he like smacked me in the head twice. 895 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,920 Speaker 1: And I had to turn around and like look at 896 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,920 Speaker 1: the parent, like, can you like tell your kid not 897 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,560 Speaker 1: to like smack strangers in the back of their. 898 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,120 Speaker 2: Dying for an interaction like this, I'm that's all I 899 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 2: want to do is confront a parent about like and 900 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,400 Speaker 2: I know, and I know it's exhausting, and I know 901 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 2: I'd probably do the same thing, but you signed up 902 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,239 Speaker 2: for it, so you have to, like, did you see 903 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,520 Speaker 2: I can complain all day about getting my nails done 904 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,440 Speaker 2: and getting tans, but I signed up for this so 905 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,920 Speaker 2: I can complain, but I really I don't need to 906 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,120 Speaker 2: make other people suffer because of it, even though you 907 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,960 Speaker 2: had to listen to my story about it. Did I 908 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,759 Speaker 2: see what the Curb? 909 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,120 Speaker 4: The last season The Curb, the last episode of The Curb? 910 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,200 Speaker 4: Oh my god, what happens on it? 911 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,839 Speaker 1: I mean moment in this in the series for now, 912 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: it's the final episode ever where Larry where Larry David's 913 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,320 Speaker 1: in a hotel and he walks in and then some 914 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,479 Speaker 1: lady's kid comes up to Larry and does something rude. 915 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: I forgot exactly what it was. And Larry just says hey, 916 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,040 Speaker 1: and then he starts to walk away, but the parent says, 917 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: that wasn't nice. I want you to apologize to this man. 918 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,800 Speaker 1: Apologize this man, thank you. And then Larry's like, that's okay. 919 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 1: He doesn't need to do anything, no, no, no, he 920 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,799 Speaker 1: needs to learn this lesson. It's important. And so now 921 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,200 Speaker 1: she's keeping him hostage and he goes and he goes 922 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,240 Speaker 1: to the kid. He leans down and he says, listen, 923 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,839 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something. I'm eighty two years old 924 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,240 Speaker 1: and never once in my life have I ever learned 925 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 1: a lesson. And the mom's like, how dare you say 926 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 1: that to me? And he walks away, and I just 927 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,399 Speaker 1: love that. We've talked about it on the show before, 928 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,920 Speaker 1: where it's like it's not our job to teach your 929 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,680 Speaker 1: children life lessons. 930 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be a part of it. No. 931 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,359 Speaker 2: It reminds me of the joke from I think It's 932 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,520 Speaker 2: Adam Sandler where there's like some baby that's in the 933 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:04,040 Speaker 2: mom's like say hi, and the baby's just like and 934 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,759 Speaker 2: he's like say hi to Adam, say hi, and Adam 935 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,799 Speaker 2: just has to like wait for this baby to say 936 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,640 Speaker 2: the thing that the mom's like, he can say it, 937 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,719 Speaker 2: I swear, And I was like, I really don't care. 938 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,120 Speaker 2: And then the baby's like, hai, hate my life, save me? 939 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,160 Speaker 2: Like the baby heads up, like begging to get away 940 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,719 Speaker 2: from this woman. It's so funny, hilarious, but I keep 941 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,879 Speaker 2: my feet. Is so many baby things and like child 942 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,680 Speaker 2: development stuff that I just forward onto Noah and my 943 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,560 Speaker 2: other friends who are having babies, and now I got him. 944 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,960 Speaker 2: It has to stop. I don't want any more baby stuff. 945 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,360 Speaker 2: I'm so sick of it. But I can't help but 946 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 2: like send the stuff that does come up that so 947 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,720 Speaker 2: I have to like figure out how to fix the algorithno. 948 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,680 Speaker 1: Their account a baby account where you can forward thanks 949 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,240 Speaker 1: to your friends. 950 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's some of that's very fascinating, like to 951 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,600 Speaker 2: get a baby to talk and to say what you 952 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,239 Speaker 2: wanted to say you need to instead of being like 953 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 2: the wheel is on the like I guess, like say 954 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,320 Speaker 2: say Nikki, say Nikki like my They're always trying to 955 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,520 Speaker 2: get the babies to say Niki because they, you know, 956 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 2: everyone in my family knows that we're all narcissis. When 957 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,520 Speaker 2: a baby says our name or like likes us, we're like, 958 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,359 Speaker 2: now we like the baby. So they're trying to get 959 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,759 Speaker 2: him to be he's like kihi or whatever, and he 960 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,239 Speaker 2: says but sometimes they just are obstinate and they're like, 961 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,359 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that. And so most kids are 962 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,839 Speaker 2: just like they feel put on the spot when you're 963 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,160 Speaker 2: like say it and then everyone waits. You're supposed to 964 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:27,640 Speaker 2: go like we can't wait to see Nikki, we can't 965 00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 2: wait to see Nikki. We can't wait to see and 966 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,560 Speaker 2: then they go Nikki. They fill it in when it's 967 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 2: not like do it you create a song or like 968 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,040 Speaker 2: a little chant and if you want your kid to 969 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,920 Speaker 2: say stuff, so try that out with your babies if 970 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,640 Speaker 2: you have them. I'm sure you're not listening anymore if 971 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,960 Speaker 2: you do have them, because you're like, I don't need 972 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,279 Speaker 2: to hear this shit from her. 973 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,440 Speaker 1: But no tricking kids. So I really like that that. 974 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the little device. And you're supposed to 975 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,400 Speaker 2: I send this to Noah too. When your kid is 976 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,200 Speaker 2: like struggling to like button their shirt or something thing, 977 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,200 Speaker 2: or zip their jacket or ty their shoe, don't do 978 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 2: it for them. You're like supposed to like teach them 979 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,759 Speaker 2: so that they teach they learn patience to do something 980 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,000 Speaker 2: hard and work through it. Sure, you're not supposed to 981 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,080 Speaker 2: monitor them and go like, now do this. You just 982 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,560 Speaker 2: like let them fucking fail. But who has the patience 983 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,160 Speaker 2: for that? You gotta go, You gotta get to the 984 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,400 Speaker 2: ice skating lesson or where of the fuck you're headed too, 985 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 2: you know, like no one has the patience for that shit? 986 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:27,279 Speaker 1: Why not again? Yeah, I just it's there was a controversy. 987 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,960 Speaker 1: Did you see this Arge Barker controversy? No? 988 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,320 Speaker 2: I love Arge Barker. 989 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,279 Speaker 1: What happened Arge Barker? The King of Australia? The King? 990 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, the King comedy in Australia. 991 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,839 Speaker 2: He was in She he's an American who just really 992 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,239 Speaker 2: took off in Australia as a comedian, and I think 993 00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:40,799 Speaker 2: he moved there. 994 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So he was doing a show in Australia 995 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: and there was a controversy because there was a woman 996 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,600 Speaker 1: in around the front row who had a baby with 997 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,319 Speaker 1: her at the show, even though it's fifteen years and older. 998 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,520 Speaker 1: But for some reason, they let this woman take her baby. 999 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,200 Speaker 1: And she had the baby with her and the baby 1000 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,880 Speaker 1: started talking during the set, and at first he was like, 1001 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,719 Speaker 1: did some like funny retort to the baby talking, And 1002 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,080 Speaker 1: then to get the baby to stop talking, she started 1003 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,439 Speaker 1: breastfeeding the baby, which did get him to stop talking 1004 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 1: for a little while, and then like ten minutes into 1005 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,840 Speaker 1: the set he's talking again. So then Arge Barker says, 1006 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to leave. He was 1007 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,279 Speaker 1: thinking about, you know, late after I would have Yeah, 1008 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,680 Speaker 1: He's like, you can't have a talking baby in here 1009 00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,200 Speaker 1: the whole time. I mean, it's going to ruin the 1010 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,919 Speaker 1: show for everybody else, and he asked them to leave. 1011 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,719 Speaker 1: And this cook created a huge controversy in Australia. There 1012 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,840 Speaker 1: was articles written about it. 1013 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,279 Speaker 2: What Why, Well, anyone think it's appropriate to bring a 1014 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,320 Speaker 2: baby to a comedy show? Why? Yeah, well who is 1015 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,279 Speaker 2: defending this woman? 1016 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,560 Speaker 1: They tied it to the breastfeeding, specifically, they got they 1017 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,759 Speaker 1: got really fixated on the. 1018 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,080 Speaker 2: Breast No, we liked that the baby shut the fuck up. 1019 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, And Arge even said, just FYI, I support breastfeeding 1020 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,319 Speaker 1: and public I think it's a necessity. That's not why 1021 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,480 Speaker 1: I asked them to leave. But everyone was like, you're 1022 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,239 Speaker 1: anti breastfeeding, Arge, You're a misogynist. And then he's like, no, 1023 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,000 Speaker 1: I didn't mind the breastfeeding. It was the interrupting of 1024 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,920 Speaker 1: the set from the baby talking in a show that 1025 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,360 Speaker 1: is fifteen and older. So I'm assuming you're on the 1026 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,120 Speaker 1: side of Arge. 1027 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,440 Speaker 2: Of course I am. This is insane to bring your Like, 1028 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,240 Speaker 2: I think it's insane to bring your baby to a restaurant. 1029 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,480 Speaker 2: I think it's I'm gonna go out and say, I 1030 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,080 Speaker 2: think baby's on planes. Your baby doesn't need to travel. 1031 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,600 Speaker 2: I really, and I'm not being funny. I'm not trying 1032 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,399 Speaker 2: to be funny. No one needs to see your baby 1033 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,120 Speaker 2: across the country. If they need to see it that desperately, 1034 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,440 Speaker 2: they should fly to you. And I understand what if 1035 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,319 Speaker 2: they're in a wheelchair and that they're about to die, 1036 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,640 Speaker 2: they're in hospice care. They don't need to see. They've 1037 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,640 Speaker 2: seen babies. Your baby's no doubt, Like and I know 1038 00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,640 Speaker 2: you want that picture in that moment where they meet 1039 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 2: the grandfather that they'll never there. 1040 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,919 Speaker 1: Grandmother on her deathbed in California and she says, says, 1041 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,760 Speaker 1: my dying wish. 1042 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:02,520 Speaker 2: Not important enough that it's your FaceTime. I'm sorry, Like 1043 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,640 Speaker 2: life is, you don't get to do everything you want 1044 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,600 Speaker 2: in life. You didn't. This didn't plan out for you 1045 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,080 Speaker 2: the way it was supposed to your baby, Like I 1046 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,200 Speaker 2: think the same with like dogs on planes, Like I 1047 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,920 Speaker 2: had to move my dogs to New York, and so 1048 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,960 Speaker 2: we had to do that cross country flight. That was 1049 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,800 Speaker 2: that's that's inhumane, it's not right, Like you you shouldn't. 1050 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,479 Speaker 2: It wasn't a problem, like I wasn't distracting with the dogs, 1051 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,000 Speaker 2: but it just wasn't fair to the dogs. And I'll 1052 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,520 Speaker 2: never do that again, Like I made that mistake, And 1053 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,640 Speaker 2: if I had a baby, I would never I don't 1054 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,640 Speaker 2: think I could ever fly fly I would want to 1055 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,000 Speaker 2: say ever, but I would avoid it so much unless 1056 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,320 Speaker 2: it was trained to unless it was mute or something. 1057 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,200 Speaker 2: I just couldn't handle the baby never. But I just 1058 00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,040 Speaker 2: don't think that babies need to travel. 1059 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,239 Speaker 1: What if the baby really wants to. 1060 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,319 Speaker 4: Go to France, that's the thing. 1061 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,200 Speaker 2: Your baby's not gonna remember. And I know that doesn't 1062 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,560 Speaker 2: like Neighborgatcay as a joke of like, just because the 1063 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,120 Speaker 2: kid's not gonna remember, you just like shove them in 1064 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,680 Speaker 2: a closet and just got knock on the closet when 1065 00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,200 Speaker 2: you start remembering things like you do have to give 1066 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,439 Speaker 2: your child experience and says. But when I see babies, 1067 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,359 Speaker 2: I'm just like this. I saw a baby, I said. 1068 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,080 Speaker 2: My sister and I saw a newborn baby at a 1069 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,960 Speaker 2: Cardinals game. And it was so loud and so. 1070 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,160 Speaker 1: Like you know, being in a Cardinals game. I mean 1071 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,000 Speaker 1: everyone's yelling anyway. The baby is almost like a it's 1072 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:16,520 Speaker 1: too much. 1073 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,760 Speaker 2: It was a it was a fresh out of the slammer. 1074 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,000 Speaker 1: It was. 1075 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,399 Speaker 2: This baby was like right like newborn. And my sister 1076 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,560 Speaker 2: and I were like so disgusted. It should have headphones on, 1077 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,000 Speaker 2: it should have like ear things for it's like fragile ears, 1078 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,319 Speaker 2: I think. But no, I want to say, I want 1079 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,560 Speaker 2: to pull this back a little bit. I do think that, 1080 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,560 Speaker 2: you know, sometimes you do just have to travel and 1081 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,279 Speaker 2: you got to bring the baby because let's say your 1082 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,839 Speaker 2: mom is dying, you want to go see your mom, 1083 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,640 Speaker 2: you can't find a sitter. Again, I would I would 1084 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,520 Speaker 2: argue that you need to be in a situation where 1085 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,399 Speaker 2: you can afford a sitter if you want to have kids. 1086 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,640 Speaker 2: But that's also not fair because everyone should be able 1087 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,080 Speaker 2: to have kids. But I actually don't believe that. I 1088 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,400 Speaker 2: think that it's cost prohibitive to some people, and that 1089 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,600 Speaker 2: sucks because but you know what so is owning a 1090 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,759 Speaker 2: yacht like that's but that's got some people can't We'll 1091 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,719 Speaker 2: never get to own a yacht. But aren't like I 1092 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,160 Speaker 2: have a right to own a yacht. You just don't 1093 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 2: get to own one because you can't afford one, like 1094 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,120 Speaker 2: it's is that? Is that crazy? Is that like eugen 1095 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,000 Speaker 2: X or something? What am I am? I getting into 1096 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,120 Speaker 2: some shade territory of like. 1097 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,200 Speaker 1: This whole episode we've been somehow racist. I don't know 1098 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,640 Speaker 1: what we're I think everything we've said has been problematic. 1099 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,000 Speaker 2: It's absolutely I'll admit I have no idea what I'm 1100 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,640 Speaker 2: talking about. I don't know anything about economics. I just 1101 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,960 Speaker 2: know that I don't do things I can't afford, like 1102 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:33,239 Speaker 2: I just don't. I never have I And and maybe 1103 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,680 Speaker 2: that's me speaking from privilege, because I also have the 1104 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,320 Speaker 2: Brian Frangie support of my parents that I could always 1105 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,960 Speaker 2: fall back on. So maybe that's but I don't understand 1106 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,239 Speaker 2: doing something and then going like it's, oh my god, 1107 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,520 Speaker 2: kids are so expensive. It's and we're just scraping by. 1108 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,880 Speaker 2: You don't get to have kids then, and I'm sorry, 1109 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,759 Speaker 2: it's like life isn't fair, Like it just isn't. 1110 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,840 Speaker 4: And and but I do. 1111 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,360 Speaker 2: I do think that that's sad that people can't just 1112 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,680 Speaker 2: have kids with a middle there's no middle class, and 1113 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,640 Speaker 2: there's no like you can't just work it subway and 1114 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,160 Speaker 2: have a family or and have your husband being a mechanic. 1115 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,120 Speaker 2: You just can't do. I mean, you can have kids, 1116 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,239 Speaker 2: but you're gonna have to pretend you don't have a phone. Yeah, 1117 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,960 Speaker 2: I mean when you go in for stamps. But yeah, 1118 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,120 Speaker 2: I guess everything we're saying is I want to get 1119 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,279 Speaker 2: ahead of it and say we know. Yeah, I'm just 1120 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,320 Speaker 2: trying to work through it. 1121 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,320 Speaker 1: But but I agree with you. I don't think children 1122 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,840 Speaker 1: should be allowed in public. I think maybe once they 1123 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,120 Speaker 1: turned off like, no, I think it's not right. 1124 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 2: We were kids once, like do you remember being a 1125 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 2: kid and hearing about people hating kids? And I was 1126 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,200 Speaker 2: always like why do you hate kids? Like you were 1127 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,040 Speaker 2: a kid once, like shut up, I can't help that. 1128 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,600 Speaker 2: I'm a kid. So I don't hate kids. No, No, 1129 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,200 Speaker 2: I just don't. I think I just resent the naivete 1130 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,919 Speaker 2: of parents getting into it and then being like it's 1131 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:52,720 Speaker 2: so hard. 1132 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,720 Speaker 1: Oh, and it's like there should just be separate Everyone 1133 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,719 Speaker 1: said this before, there should be separate amenities for children everywhere. 1134 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,480 Speaker 1: Like I hate going to a hotel and the pool. 1135 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,759 Speaker 1: You want to sit by the pool or something, and 1136 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,960 Speaker 1: then there's kids everywhere. 1137 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,120 Speaker 2: I don't mind that. 1138 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,120 Speaker 1: I hate going to I hate going to the daycare 1139 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,160 Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of kids there using the slide, 1140 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,279 Speaker 1: and it's like what about it. 1141 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,640 Speaker 2: Don't think people need to see babies, Like when you 1142 00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,000 Speaker 2: get if your grandma is on her deathbed and literally 1143 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,040 Speaker 2: like about to die, get a baby. When you get 1144 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,000 Speaker 2: into town, find someone who has a baby, borrow it, 1145 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,080 Speaker 2: bring it to grandma. Never know the difference, and your 1146 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,040 Speaker 2: baby won't know the difference. Either just tell your baby 1147 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,279 Speaker 2: that they met Grandma. Yeah, they don't know. But I 1148 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,960 Speaker 2: see babies on planes and I'm just like, why does 1149 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Speaker 2: this baby have to travel? There were two kids in 1150 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,000 Speaker 2: first class with me yesterday, two young kids that shield 1151 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,719 Speaker 2: their own seat. 1152 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,560 Speaker 1: That was that's in the front. You take some good 1153 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,680 Speaker 1: military veterans or something poor woman in the back and 1154 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,759 Speaker 1: you put them in that seat. 1155 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,919 Speaker 2: You should be ashamed of yourself if you're a parent, 1156 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,600 Speaker 2: But buying your kid a first US seat, even if 1157 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,279 Speaker 2: you truly be ashamed of yourself, and I'm talking about 1158 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,839 Speaker 2: kid that doesn't need to be with you. If your 1159 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,359 Speaker 2: kid is just watching an iPad the whole flight, put 1160 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,440 Speaker 2: them in coach. No. 1161 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,680 Speaker 1: I mean it's when they're fifteen and they're in first class, 1162 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,400 Speaker 1: I want to throw them off the plane. 1163 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,680 Speaker 2: It's there were two yesterday that were under fifteen. They 1164 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,000 Speaker 2: were between I would say eight and fifteen, and they 1165 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,719 Speaker 2: were right in front of me, and their mom was 1166 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,640 Speaker 2: less to me, and I was like, oh my god. 1167 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,319 Speaker 2: But I will say, with all this being said, there 1168 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,879 Speaker 2: are amazing things about having kids that I will miss 1169 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,680 Speaker 2: out on as someone who's going to have them, probably, 1170 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,360 Speaker 2: And I acknowledge that, and. 1171 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,560 Speaker 4: I we're just bitter that we don't have the joy 1172 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,920 Speaker 4: and love in our hearts. 1173 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:34,120 Speaker 3: That you do. 1174 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,759 Speaker 2: I mean, possibly, I'm thinking about getting a dog. I really, 1175 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:43,200 Speaker 2: I think I'm craving loving something and something depending on me, 1176 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,440 Speaker 2: even though I can't really even do that for myself. 1177 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,719 Speaker 2: But I hear that if you don't like yourself enough, 1178 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,400 Speaker 2: if you get something to love you, it will transfer. 1179 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,560 Speaker 2: I'm just kidding that doesn't work. But I've been wanting 1180 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,520 Speaker 2: a dog recently, and I saw one last night speaking 1181 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,719 Speaker 2: of people who were like, you're gonna love mine, and 1182 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,920 Speaker 2: you're like, no, I don't need this. Like Josh Adam Myers, 1183 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,080 Speaker 2: I did his show at the store and I got 1184 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,680 Speaker 2: there and he's like, I brought my dog. You know, 1185 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,680 Speaker 2: Josh sounds like this. He's like, I brought my dog 1186 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,000 Speaker 2: for you. I know you love dogs. And I was like, Josh, 1187 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,360 Speaker 2: I was like, oh okay, I'm trying to be more authentic. 1188 00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,080 Speaker 2: So I didn't say like yes, you know. I was 1189 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,000 Speaker 2: just like, oh, right, like that's not lying. But I 1190 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,520 Speaker 2: was surprised that he did that. Yeah, and he goes 1191 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,640 Speaker 2: he's big. He's a big dog. He's a big boy. 1192 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,320 Speaker 2: But he's really sweet' and I'll love him. And I'm like, 1193 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,120 Speaker 2: I haven't even seen the green room yet. Him in 1194 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,960 Speaker 2: the hallway, and I'm just like, oh great, Like I 1195 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,360 Speaker 2: got here, I kind of want to hang out a 1196 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,600 Speaker 2: little bit before my set and go over my notes. 1197 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,360 Speaker 2: And now I'm gonna have to deal with a fucking 1198 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,920 Speaker 2: cute I'm over dogs being big and like their mouths 1199 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,160 Speaker 2: being really wet, and like them just going like and 1200 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,920 Speaker 2: like messing up, like getting it on my jeans, just 1201 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,239 Speaker 2: like a snotty nose, even though your dog is cute, 1202 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,719 Speaker 2: like and I'm sick of tails being really taut and 1203 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,360 Speaker 2: like slapping and the things like. I don't really like 1204 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,600 Speaker 2: big dogs anymore. So they didn't do anything wrong. I 1205 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,400 Speaker 2: don't think they should be put down. I'm glad you 1206 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,239 Speaker 2: have them. I'm glad you love them. I grew up 1207 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,800 Speaker 2: with big dogs. My parents had a big dog into like, 1208 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,520 Speaker 2: we've had big dogs my whole life. They're just I 1209 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,920 Speaker 2: don't if they're not mine, I don't really care for it. 1210 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Speaker 2: I think they stink. I think they're just they're and 1211 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,640 Speaker 2: they're just they're too big, you know, And I just 1212 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,880 Speaker 2: I don't like how they don't understand their strength and 1213 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,840 Speaker 2: their paws like and they always jump up and the 1214 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,759 Speaker 2: person's always like, oh, don't jump up, and I'm like, 1215 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,200 Speaker 2: don't act surprise. This dog is jumping up right now. 1216 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,440 Speaker 2: It always does, like to save me that. So I 1217 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,920 Speaker 2: get in the green room and I walk in and 1218 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,320 Speaker 2: this is a Doberman, a gigantic, gigantic Doberman, and he 1219 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,759 Speaker 2: is so sweet. He is like a statue of a 1220 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,920 Speaker 2: dog that would be like, you know, gargoyle style. Just 1221 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,879 Speaker 2: he's poised. His mouth will not open, which I love 1222 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,640 Speaker 2: dogs who aren't just like like just like drooling, Like 1223 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,680 Speaker 2: I don't have to see his teeth that have like 1224 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,480 Speaker 2: that that you know, the brown on it. And his 1225 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,880 Speaker 2: tongue isn't hanging out. There's no foam or anything. I 1226 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,040 Speaker 2: don't know why I've been hanging out with a lot 1227 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,600 Speaker 2: of rabbit dogs. He just keeps his mouth shut. He's stoic, 1228 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,640 Speaker 2: he is in control of himself. He is and he 1229 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,400 Speaker 2: doesn't bother me because he can tell that I'm just 1230 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,799 Speaker 2: kind of like, I'm not in the mood. So he's 1231 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,759 Speaker 2: like reading my body language, I'm reading his. And then 1232 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,800 Speaker 2: I'm like a little bit interested because this dog is 1233 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,000 Speaker 2: so calm, and I instantly am like, Josh, oh my god. 1234 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,920 Speaker 2: I was like not looking forward to being around this dog. 1235 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,239 Speaker 2: But I love this dog. He's so sweet. Look at him. 1236 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,360 Speaker 2: He's just like standing there and he's not like so 1237 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,200 Speaker 2: obedient that he's not fun. He's just like chill, right. 1238 00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,520 Speaker 2: And then he came over and just like kind of 1239 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:33,960 Speaker 2: got close to me, and I was like, come here, 1240 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Speaker 2: and I like petted him, and he was so clean 1241 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,520 Speaker 2: and his hair was like short and not dusty and musty, 1242 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,319 Speaker 2: and he put his hand, he put his head, set 1243 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,960 Speaker 2: his heavy head on my knee, and then I was 1244 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,200 Speaker 2: allowed to kiss his face and I started kissing and 1245 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,400 Speaker 2: it was a magical experience. And I told Josh, I'm like, 1246 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,000 Speaker 2: I really prejudge this dog. I thought this was gonna suck, 1247 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,560 Speaker 2: especially when you told me he was gonna be big, 1248 00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,239 Speaker 2: like I just didn't want to. And he was like, 1249 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,919 Speaker 2: but you do all those shows and take the lists 1250 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,440 Speaker 2: for dogs, right, like I thought you love dogs. I 1251 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,160 Speaker 2: was like, I do dogs, but like not all like 1252 00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 2: they're too rambunctious a lot of times. But I really 1253 00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,920 Speaker 2: loved this dog. And I was like, I think I 1254 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,960 Speaker 2: think I'm ready, but it's I have to have a mouth. Yeah, 1255 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,040 Speaker 2: it was really well trained. 1256 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:12,400 Speaker 3: Ye. 1257 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,960 Speaker 2: He got it when he was sober, like after he 1258 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,960 Speaker 2: had been sober from uh. I think he's open about it, 1259 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,480 Speaker 2: but whatever he was, he was sober from you know, 1260 00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,400 Speaker 2: hard drugs, and and he got this dog to like 1261 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,320 Speaker 2: celebrate it and to project to others like I'm in 1262 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,759 Speaker 2: Like he still like dresses like a rock and roll 1263 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,360 Speaker 2: guy and kind of lives the rock and roll lifestyle. 1264 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,440 Speaker 2: But he wanted to, like I guess, project to the 1265 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,840 Speaker 2: world that he was in control of himself and like 1266 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,439 Speaker 2: had things going on. So he wanted to really train 1267 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,759 Speaker 2: this dog and have a dog that like reflected how 1268 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,479 Speaker 2: he felt about his sobriety and about like his life. 1269 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,800 Speaker 2: So this dog is just so poised and in control 1270 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,279 Speaker 2: and like calm, and I just loved it. But people, 1271 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,719 Speaker 2: you got to get your dogs under control. You got 1272 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,200 Speaker 2: like this whole thing of like he never does this, 1273 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,640 Speaker 2: yes he does, he read. I don't know. I don't 1274 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,000 Speaker 2: know how to do it because some dogs are just 1275 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:06,040 Speaker 2: too too out of control. But I when you see 1276 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,160 Speaker 2: it done right, you're like, man, dogs can be so good. 1277 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,719 Speaker 2: Your dog Jack is so good. 1278 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, well Jacks will chill these days. But maybe that's 1279 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,480 Speaker 1: also true of kids. Yeah. 1280 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,920 Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's some kids that are just so well behaved 1281 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,560 Speaker 2: that just like stay on their iPads and they don't 1282 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,640 Speaker 2: look up and they don't talk to them sick, but 1283 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,040 Speaker 2: they just you know, they're like polite. Oh my god. 1284 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,680 Speaker 2: Yesterday at the airport, I like walked past this kid 1285 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,760 Speaker 2: who was kind of in the way, and I kind 1286 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,280 Speaker 2: of clipped itim. I didn't mean to, but we kind 1287 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,000 Speaker 2: of bumped and he goes, oh, excuse me, and I. 1288 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,920 Speaker 1: Was like, oh, oh my god, I. 1289 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,560 Speaker 2: Just said excuse me, I'm sorry. I think he said 1290 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,280 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and I go, no, I'm sorry. That's so sweet, 1291 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,760 Speaker 2: and and everything was right with the world. Probably it 1292 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,520 Speaker 2: is possible to have your kid do that. 1293 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,320 Speaker 1: It is possible. 1294 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,480 Speaker 2: And I'm and I'm also gonna say we have to 1295 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,400 Speaker 2: go to break. But I'm also gonna say that if 1296 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,520 Speaker 2: your kid isn't like that, you're not a bad parent. 1297 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,680 Speaker 2: It's sometimes you get you just get a kid that 1298 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,280 Speaker 2: will not, you know, no matter how good the parenting is. 1299 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 2: And that's the risk of being a parent, is that 1300 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,440 Speaker 2: you think, like there's a part of me that thinks, oh, 1301 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,760 Speaker 2: my kid would be awesome, My bid kid would be 1302 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,600 Speaker 2: a little Taylor Swift. I would train a little girl 1303 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,040 Speaker 2: to be polite and sweet, even into her you know, 1304 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,840 Speaker 2: all encompassing global fame that I would, you know, train 1305 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,720 Speaker 2: her to be and she would love her life and 1306 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:22,000 Speaker 2: be still nice to people. But it doesn't parenting Taylor 1307 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,920 Speaker 2: Swift a very small percentage of kid. 1308 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,840 Speaker 1: There was some point where she went, I want a strawberry. 1309 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,960 Speaker 1: I bet yes, everything. No, I don't know, you don't know. 1310 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,680 Speaker 2: I think she was she just like was like a 1311 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,880 Speaker 2: lovely child that was just like grateful and soft spoken. 1312 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,120 Speaker 2: But no, they all do. They all are a loud 1313 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,440 Speaker 2: and I was a terror. I would not wish me 1314 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,560 Speaker 2: as a kid on parent I was such a brat. 1315 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,880 Speaker 2: We just got a bunch of videos, digitized home videos 1316 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,320 Speaker 2: and wolf Man, it is rough to see like what 1317 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,800 Speaker 2: I was like. There is one clip that is very 1318 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,440 Speaker 2: telling and I'm at a swim meet and I've just 1319 00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,480 Speaker 2: placed I think second, and my cousin and is doing 1320 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,240 Speaker 2: like a sideline report, like a funny thing of like 1321 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,960 Speaker 2: how do you think the race went? And I go, 1322 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,200 Speaker 2: if I'm not number one, I don't want to talk 1323 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,880 Speaker 2: about it. Wow, I go, I'm not interested in being 1324 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,920 Speaker 2: anything except number one, which I don't really relate to 1325 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,440 Speaker 2: now because I you know, there's Ali Wong, She's getting 1326 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,400 Speaker 2: one hundred fifty dollars for audio. There's people that are 1327 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,760 Speaker 2: way more famous than me that I'm not, like really 1328 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,320 Speaker 2: upset that I'm not her. But that was an early 1329 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,919 Speaker 2: indication that like perfectionism was coming out that would never cease. Sure, 1330 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,240 Speaker 2: but it was just so funny to see me like 1331 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,000 Speaker 2: joking and being like, I'm but I wasn't even joking. 1332 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,200 Speaker 2: I was just like, we're not talking about number two 1333 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,720 Speaker 2: like I have. That's the thing about me. I have 1334 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,440 Speaker 2: no interest in talking about if I don't think a 1335 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,640 Speaker 2: show went well and someone's like, no, it was really good, 1336 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,560 Speaker 2: and I'm like, but compared to what I'm comparing it to, 1337 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,640 Speaker 2: it was bad. I know that I'm good compared to 1338 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,080 Speaker 2: these people that you're maybe thinking about, but I'm comparing 1339 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,520 Speaker 2: myself to the to number one, and it was bad 1340 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,520 Speaker 2: compared to that because it just, like you, that's what 1341 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,880 Speaker 2: I'm always gonna do, and it's so unhealthy and I 1342 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,320 Speaker 2: don't know if. 1343 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, compared it to a big pile of shit saying. 1344 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,840 Speaker 2: And that's why I was telling these girls yesterday when 1345 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,240 Speaker 2: we were talking about our looks and struggling with aging, 1346 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,320 Speaker 2: and there was one woman in this in this green room. 1347 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,360 Speaker 2: She was so sweet, but she told me that she's 1348 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,919 Speaker 2: never ever liked a picture of herself in her whole life. 1349 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,640 Speaker 2: She's never once seen a picture of herself where she's like, 1350 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,760 Speaker 2: I like myself. She was like, I don't look. She goes, 1351 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,360 Speaker 2: how long does it take for you to look at 1352 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,240 Speaker 2: a picture after you get a photo shoot? And I say, oh, 1353 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,120 Speaker 2: probably like a week to two months, if like this 1354 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,480 Speaker 2: past December, I waited two months to look at pictures 1355 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,360 Speaker 2: because I just was feeling worse about myself. And she 1356 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,680 Speaker 2: said I never look at it. And she doesn't have 1357 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,320 Speaker 2: to because she's not like, you know, promoting stuff as much. 1358 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,120 Speaker 2: I don't think. But she was like, I never ever 1359 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,800 Speaker 2: look at things, and that made me so sad. I 1360 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,680 Speaker 2: was like, you should, You're beautiful, and she was like, no, 1361 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,640 Speaker 2: I'm not. And it was just it was almost like 1362 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,360 Speaker 2: me saying, you know, there's no such thing as climate change, 1363 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,560 Speaker 2: and she's just like, well that's not true. Like she 1364 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,920 Speaker 2: was just like, no, there's no argument to be had here. 1365 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,920 Speaker 2: At least I live a space for like I know, 1366 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,760 Speaker 2: compared to other people, I'm pretty, but I'm just stilling 1367 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,920 Speaker 2: ugly now, like I at least she was like, no, 1368 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,640 Speaker 2: there's no world, and I was like fuck. And she's 1369 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,600 Speaker 2: like forty two and a mom and stuff, and I 1370 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,880 Speaker 2: was just like, come on, girl, gives you perspective. But 1371 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,720 Speaker 2: then we were talking about how that's why I follow 1372 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:14,000 Speaker 2: women on a lot of people on Instagram that have 1373 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:18,000 Speaker 2: like goiters on their faces, or burn victims or women 1374 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,600 Speaker 2: that are just disfigured, because it makes it gives me 1375 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,160 Speaker 2: perspective if they're able to be happy and feel like 1376 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,520 Speaker 2: a lot of confidence, like can't I somehow figure it out? 1377 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,680 Speaker 2: But then Kendall Jenner shows up on the next slide 1378 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,160 Speaker 2: and I feel bad again, So we had to go 1379 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:37,960 Speaker 2: to break. I'll come back after this. Do you struggle 1380 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,440 Speaker 2: with self esteem issues? 1381 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:40,600 Speaker 1: Me? 1382 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,480 Speaker 2: No, the other person I'm doing a podcast with. 1383 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,960 Speaker 4: Self ass that isn't here. 1384 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:52,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. Self like in terms of looks, yeah, like do 1385 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 2: you struggle with that of like, man, look at that person, 1386 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,240 Speaker 2: I wish I could look like them, or that's not 1387 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,320 Speaker 2: fair that I have this. I mean, I know, maybe 1388 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,360 Speaker 2: your health issues. You probably have a lot of I. 1389 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,720 Speaker 1: Guess I don't have the looks thing. I used to 1390 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,920 Speaker 1: have it way more than I do now I now 1391 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,200 Speaker 1: that I'm a married man. I guess I just like 1392 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,000 Speaker 1: I've accepted that this is it for the rest, and 1393 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,440 Speaker 1: you know, I'm happy that I'm a man because like, 1394 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,520 Speaker 1: as I get older, I'll be still accepted the way 1395 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,920 Speaker 1: I look and I don't really have to do much 1396 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,520 Speaker 1: about it. But I don't really get low self esteem. 1397 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,600 Speaker 1: I get more like angry at the injustice when like 1398 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,960 Speaker 1: if other people have things that I feel like they don't, 1399 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 1: just that I should have or whatever. I don't get 1400 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,840 Speaker 1: like down on myself about it. I get more like 1401 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,360 Speaker 1: angry and I go on tie raids. So I don't 1402 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,760 Speaker 1: know what that is, but it's certainly not it's like 1403 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,680 Speaker 1: high self esteem. I don't know. 1404 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've noticed that in a lot of 1405 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,120 Speaker 2: people that people focus on why did this person get 1406 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,200 Speaker 2: this thing? They suck? 1407 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, like they says low self should have low self esteem. 1408 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,919 Speaker 2: I won't say that. I never feel that way about 1409 01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,440 Speaker 2: people that get things, but it is very very rare. 1410 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,680 Speaker 2: I always just even if they suck, and I know 1411 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,280 Speaker 2: they suck, I just go well, because the market wants 1412 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,520 Speaker 2: things that suck because most people suck and they want 1413 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,840 Speaker 2: things that represent what they are, and so I kind 1414 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:17,400 Speaker 2: of argue, like, that's just I don't know. I feel 1415 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,760 Speaker 2: like and I always feel like they'll be figured out 1416 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,360 Speaker 2: as a fraud. It won't last forever because they don't 1417 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,160 Speaker 2: actually have talent, so it'll go away. 1418 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think what I have is accurate esteem. 1419 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,520 Speaker 1: I think when there's something I know that I'm good at, 1420 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,680 Speaker 1: I feel very confident. And when there's something that I 1421 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,080 Speaker 1: know I'm only okay at, Like, for example, I don't 1422 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,000 Speaker 1: feel comfortable yet playing piano in public. I don't think 1423 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,800 Speaker 1: I'll be good at it. Is that low self esteem 1424 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,560 Speaker 1: or is that just I'm accurately assessing my talent level here. 1425 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,520 Speaker 2: I think that's accurate. And I feel the same way 1426 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,439 Speaker 2: when people are like we want you know, I play 1427 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,440 Speaker 2: guitar on Instagram Live, but I'm constantly telling people to 1428 01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,280 Speaker 2: get out of here. If you think this is going 1429 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,320 Speaker 2: to be good, or if you think this is this 1430 01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,920 Speaker 2: is just a practice session for me. This what you're witnessing. Like, 1431 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,000 Speaker 2: if I really thought I was good, I would go 1432 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,439 Speaker 2: on my own I have a million followers versus twenty 1433 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,400 Speaker 2: six thousand. I would do it on there, but like, 1434 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,520 Speaker 2: I please know that I I don't think I'm good 1435 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:18,360 Speaker 2: at this, but I think that sometimes I feel like, oh, 1436 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,000 Speaker 2: I'm Sometimes I have like a burst of confidence and 1437 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,840 Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you've got this, you are great, And 1438 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,520 Speaker 2: then I'm so embarrassed when the other shoe drops where 1439 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,640 Speaker 2: I kind of like get into that space of like, 1440 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,960 Speaker 2: oh my god, you were so you thought you were 1441 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,400 Speaker 2: like great at something, and I feel embarrassed that I 1442 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,880 Speaker 2: was like confident even if it was real, and now 1443 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,040 Speaker 2: those state I'm in is not real, the one that's 1444 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,880 Speaker 2: thinking I'm not talented. Yeah, I just feel like, oh, 1445 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,360 Speaker 2: and so sometimes when I feel that confidence kind of 1446 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,880 Speaker 2: surge happen, I'm like, it feels like I would think 1447 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,120 Speaker 2: the regret of coke head has after a night of 1448 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,720 Speaker 2: like beingly good. What's that like? You know coke heads 1449 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,240 Speaker 2: are really confident? You know, Yeah, it feels like that, 1450 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,480 Speaker 2: Like it feels like I'm like that kind of when 1451 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,040 Speaker 2: I get too confident. But you know what, people eat 1452 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,200 Speaker 2: it up. When you're confident. 1453 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,640 Speaker 4: Well, that's the key to life. 1454 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:08,720 Speaker 1: I mean, if you can you can be talentless and 1455 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,440 Speaker 1: if you can portray enough confidence, then you will succeed. 1456 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,480 Speaker 1: That's just the way it is people. Yes, it's it's 1457 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,760 Speaker 1: any It's a lot of people in positions of power. 1458 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:21,160 Speaker 1: A lot of gatekeepers I find have are missing something 1459 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,240 Speaker 1: confidence wise, and when they see other people with confidence, 1460 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,080 Speaker 1: it makes them feel confident, so they want to support 1461 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,840 Speaker 1: those people. When they see someone with low confidence, they 1462 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,240 Speaker 1: hate those people because they hate that about themselves. 1463 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,560 Speaker 2: And so whoa. 1464 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,200 Speaker 1: If you can excrude confidence, you will get all these 1465 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,520 Speaker 1: opportunities just because you're providing something outside of the skill 1466 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,000 Speaker 1: that you're actually supposed to be providing to the person 1467 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:44,920 Speaker 1: making the decision. 1468 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,360 Speaker 2: WHOA, dude, That is so interesting that the gatekeepers are 1469 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:55,360 Speaker 2: because usually people who are gatekeeping are not creatives and 1470 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,760 Speaker 2: they want to be right. Yeah, like they feel. 1471 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,160 Speaker 1: There's a reason they're not on camera on stage. Now 1472 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,520 Speaker 1: in our industry, there's a reason why they're not on 1473 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,960 Speaker 1: camera on stage, the reason why they could change eether. 1474 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,040 Speaker 2: The way their life went, they would And I would 1475 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,640 Speaker 2: exclude some music producers, some you know, executives that really 1476 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,560 Speaker 2: just enjoy the business of it. There are some that 1477 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,040 Speaker 2: just have a passion for the business. But I would 1478 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,560 Speaker 2: say a lot of them would like if they could 1479 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:21,240 Speaker 2: change everything they'd like, they'd prefer to be performers and 1480 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,960 Speaker 2: since they can't, Oh my god. 1481 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,800 Speaker 1: They just the amount of comedy managers who then, like 1482 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,880 Speaker 1: at one point did stand up or decide to quit 1483 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,640 Speaker 1: managing so that they can write like that happens all 1484 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,000 Speaker 1: the time. 1485 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,400 Speaker 2: Okay, this is interesting. So if you just pretend to 1486 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,560 Speaker 2: be confident around those people, they want what they can't 1487 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,680 Speaker 2: they don't have. They want what they don't see, Like 1488 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,040 Speaker 2: they hate the things about themselves that they hate in 1489 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,560 Speaker 2: other people, as we all do. 1490 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,800 Speaker 1: You'll provide them with the confidence that they lack by 1491 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,080 Speaker 1: being confident around them. 1492 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,760 Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta start. 1493 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,240 Speaker 1: They will admire that about you if you just come 1494 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,360 Speaker 1: in and you're just like, I am the best and 1495 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,000 Speaker 1: I know exactly what I'm doing. 1496 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard this cool. 1497 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,960 Speaker 2: What was it the other day? It's like you think 1498 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,960 Speaker 2: doing something will bring you not good results, in the opposite. 1499 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,760 Speaker 2: I was watching one of those Heidipre videos and she 1500 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:13,000 Speaker 2: was talking about perfectionism and how when you are a perfectionist, 1501 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,840 Speaker 2: you go into situations and you don't feel like you're 1502 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,960 Speaker 2: gonna be perfect or you feel like you're gonna failure. 1503 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,760 Speaker 2: You're not doing enough, you go into a insecure kind 1504 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:26,920 Speaker 2: of like defensive mode, and it's really like and you 1505 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,000 Speaker 2: and you get validation from people that you're not perfect. 1506 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,760 Speaker 2: Because when you get in the defensive mode, like say, 1507 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,080 Speaker 2: I'm doing a show and I feel like I'm not 1508 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,360 Speaker 2: good enough, so I'll go into that show in the 1509 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,880 Speaker 2: second I don't because I'm feeling like I can't be 1510 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,840 Speaker 2: perfect at this, and I know I can't, and I'm like, 1511 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,880 Speaker 2: I'm not in the state to ever deliver on this. 1512 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,560 Speaker 2: I didn't work hard in my mind enough for on 1513 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:47,680 Speaker 2: this moment. I am going to be so insecure that 1514 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,360 Speaker 2: people are going to sense that insecurity. They're not it's 1515 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,160 Speaker 2: not even about what I'm doing. They're just going to 1516 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,320 Speaker 2: sense that I'm like defensive and weird, and they are 1517 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,400 Speaker 2: going to give me feedback that's like, we don't like this. 1518 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,040 Speaker 2: They're not giving feedback on the talent that you have, 1519 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,520 Speaker 2: or they're giving you feedback about your overall vibe of 1520 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,880 Speaker 2: being insecure, and so you interpret that feedback of them 1521 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,040 Speaker 2: being like I don't like this as them not liking 1522 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,320 Speaker 2: your talent. Oh, I'm not talented, I'm not good enough, 1523 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,880 Speaker 2: and so then you it's reinforced to you that, oh, 1524 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,200 Speaker 2: I'm not perfect. But what they're really reacting to is 1525 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,519 Speaker 2: the fact that you don't accept yourself. And that's what 1526 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,160 Speaker 2: I was talking about. This guy had a thing about 1527 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,040 Speaker 2: accepting yourself and that people think that if you accept 1528 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,840 Speaker 2: and this is not people, this is me too. If 1529 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,640 Speaker 2: you accept yourself, you're throwing in the towel. You're not 1530 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,280 Speaker 2: trying anymore, you're not striving to achieve. You're just like, oh, 1531 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,720 Speaker 2: I'm good enough. But the truth is that when you 1532 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,320 Speaker 2: are constantly in a state of like I need to 1533 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,720 Speaker 2: be better, you are constantly agitated, and you're constantly in 1534 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:42,040 Speaker 2: stress mode. You're constantly tense, and the only way the 1535 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:45,439 Speaker 2: only way to become better and actually improve is to 1536 01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:50,479 Speaker 2: be in a relaxed state. So it's actually the opposite 1537 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,719 Speaker 2: of what people think that if you just accept yourself, 1538 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,800 Speaker 2: that is like defeat, admitting defeat. But the only way 1539 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,040 Speaker 2: to not admit defeat is to accept yourself. It's the 1540 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,959 Speaker 2: only way to actually improve, because if you are constantly 1541 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,800 Speaker 2: not an acceptance of yourself, you're always going to be 1542 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,840 Speaker 2: in a state of tension, and therefore you will never improve. 1543 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,479 Speaker 2: And I thought that was really interesting because I do 1544 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,960 Speaker 2: tend to think that when people say accept yourself, it 1545 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:16,200 Speaker 2: really it really bugs me because my mom final thought. 1546 01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,960 Speaker 2: My mom used to say that when I would complain 1547 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,439 Speaker 2: about how ugly I was when I was a kid, 1548 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,680 Speaker 2: my mom would say, oh, just be happy with what 1549 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:27,160 Speaker 2: you have. She'd say, I'm sick of this shit. All 1550 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,960 Speaker 2: you talk about is how ugly you are, And I'd go, 1551 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,080 Speaker 2: why did you and dad have sex and make me? 1552 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,840 Speaker 2: You knew you were both have ugly people in your family, Like, 1553 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,120 Speaker 2: you knew the risk. I used to say, I was 1554 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,960 Speaker 2: like thirteen fourteen, you knew the risk. You got lucky 1555 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,920 Speaker 2: with Lauren, but you knew the risk because of like, 1556 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,280 Speaker 2: there's ugly genetics in your family and you're both attractive, 1557 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,880 Speaker 2: but you took a risk. And I came out and 1558 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,479 Speaker 2: you why did you do this to me? And my 1559 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:53,280 Speaker 2: mom would go, you are so weird. This is discuss 1560 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,519 Speaker 2: I don't want to hear this shit anymore. Nikki. You 1561 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,040 Speaker 2: be happy with what God gave you. And I used 1562 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:01,680 Speaker 2: to fucking hate that so oh much because it was 1563 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,519 Speaker 2: her admitting that I wasn't as pretty as I wanted 1564 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,320 Speaker 2: to be. It wasn't her saying no, you're beautiful, even 1565 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,000 Speaker 2: though I would not have been able to stand that 1566 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,080 Speaker 2: at all because I didn't feel beautiful, so no amount 1567 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,439 Speaker 2: of telling me. But her saying just accept what God 1568 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,000 Speaker 2: gave you. First of all was bullshit because my parents 1569 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,479 Speaker 2: are atheists, so I was like, what are you what 1570 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,920 Speaker 2: are you even talking about? And secondly it just felt like, yeah, 1571 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,320 Speaker 2: we know you're ugly, but it's good and just throwing 1572 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,719 Speaker 2: the towel. But I really like reframing it and thinking 1573 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,479 Speaker 2: of it. If you throw in the towel, if you 1574 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,960 Speaker 2: actually accept yourself, you actually will improve, you will become 1575 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,480 Speaker 2: you could become more perfect. 1576 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,080 Speaker 1: Or whatever, all face so that nobody can see. 1577 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just actually speaking of breastfeeding, there was this 1578 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,519 Speaker 2: meme of this woman that was like she got told 1579 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,000 Speaker 2: to cover up in public breastfeeding and so she just 1580 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,360 Speaker 2: has her tit out with her kid, but she has 1581 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,840 Speaker 2: a towel over her face. I really liked that. Okay, 1582 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,920 Speaker 2: we have to go, We're going to do an intrusive 1583 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:54,840 Speaker 2: thoughts episode. You can pick that up. If you are 1584 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,200 Speaker 2: a big money Player's Diamond member, that means you pay 1585 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:00,880 Speaker 2: a little extra per month and you get an extra 1586 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,040 Speaker 2: twenty minutes per month of content from me and Brian. 1587 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,599 Speaker 2: That is like us talking about things that we don't 1588 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,320 Speaker 2: like that we need to put a paywall behind, and 1589 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,280 Speaker 2: no check out that episode and no ads. Yeah that's true, 1590 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,400 Speaker 2: and you get no ads with the show itself, no 1591 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,120 Speaker 2: ads across the board. So it is the optimal way 1592 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,800 Speaker 2: to listen to the Nikki Blazer Podcast. I hope you 1593 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:18,320 Speaker 2: check that out. 1594 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,599 Speaker 1: It's for free, but maybe yees today. 1595 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,280 Speaker 2: Check out that Swift episode. It's coming up. I think 1596 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,400 Speaker 2: it'll be out soon if it's not already out. And 1597 01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:29,559 Speaker 2: check out me on David Chang on Netflix. And we'll 1598 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,719 Speaker 2: see you next time on the nick K Glazer Podcast. 1599 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,640 Speaker 2: Don't be kid by e