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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Little mouse Speak.

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Speaker 2: Text into seventy eighty five nine two says, Once when

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Speaker 2: I was really drunk and hungry, I went to a

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Speaker 2: grocery store and ate a frozen burrito straight out the freezer. Oh,

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Speaker 2: and I didn't pay.

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Speaker 3: Did you leave with unchipped tea?

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Speaker 2: Is that like ice creaming?

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Speaker 1: Is?

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Speaker 2: Like? We've all done that before, just a frozen I

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Speaker 2: pulled it out too early and eating it, but it

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Speaker 2: was still like a minute in the biker wave. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I did it with a hungry man frozen dinner. I

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Speaker 2: swallowed the frozen steak.

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Speaker 1: Hard mashed potato.

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Speaker 2: I highly recommend. One of our listeners is ready to

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Speaker 2: hit deep frost on his secret. He's choosing the fake

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Speaker 2: name Eric. So Eric, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how you guys doing good?

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Speaker 4: I mean, probably better than you if you're on our

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Speaker 4: show right now disguising your voice A little.

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Speaker 2: Hungry now that we've talked about okay, anyway, our voice

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Speaker 2: changer is on. You are now the mass speaker, Eric.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, give us your confession.

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Speaker 1: All right. So I have an identical twin brother.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm going to love this one.

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Speaker 4: I am always curious about, like what kind of stunts

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Speaker 4: identical twins pull?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I know I wish I had one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you want an evil one, don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So what's going on with you and your brother?

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Speaker 1: Eric? So we look exactly alike and people get us

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Speaker 1: mixed up all the time. My brother was getting married

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Speaker 1: and I was at the wedding and I was drinking

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Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. We were having a good time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so this is at the reception at this point.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, this is that the reception. All right.

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Speaker 3: I'm guessing you were like best man or something too.

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Speaker 1: I was best man. Yeah, and we took our tuxes off,

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Speaker 1: and you know we're partying and a naked wedding. That

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Speaker 1: is the type of party. Yes, the brothers.

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Speaker 3: Death. Well, just think it about what is all the same?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm assuming you changed into different clothes you weren't.

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Speaker 1: Just absolutely did. We did. But yeah, we're identical all

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Speaker 1: the way to the toad. You know that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, It's something I never thought about, but it's an

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Speaker 4: answer I didn't know I needed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting, keep going, Eric.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, me and my girlfriend were out in the

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Speaker 1: parting lot and the limo driver sees us, okay, and

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Speaker 1: he thinks I'm my brother.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So then he's like, oh, so you guys want to

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Speaker 1: are you ready to go to the hotel her? You

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Speaker 1: know you want what do you want to do? And

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Speaker 1: so I was drunk and I was like screw it,

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Speaker 1: and I got into the into the limo.

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Speaker 2: You hijacked your brother's limo at his own wedding, his

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Speaker 2: wedding night limo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just like whatever, screw it. I was.

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Speaker 4: This is sad like ride with their parents in the

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Speaker 4: backseat hotel when you're just drunk.

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Speaker 3: Like, yay, free, okay, where'd you go?

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Speaker 1: So I had the driver just take us around town

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Speaker 1: and and the limo was fully stopped. Me and my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend are just drinking in the back of the limo.

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Speaker 1: We're having a good time.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure your brother's mad right now because he's waiting

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Speaker 4: for the limo that isn't there. But when you tell him,

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Speaker 4: it'll be funny, right, No, I don't think it's ever

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Speaker 4: funny to him all of us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so my girl got drunk and she threw

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Speaker 1: up in a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of money that's a big party foul.

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Speaker 1: It's not like it's a whole different situation. Dude, what happened?

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Speaker 1: So he pulled over. He was like really upset with us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we just bailed. We just called an uber and

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Speaker 1: we went back to the party.

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Speaker 3: Back Yeah, okay with joy Ride.

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Speaker 2: And now it's not enjoyable anymore.

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Speaker 1: So we get back and my brother is freaking out.

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Speaker 1: He's like, where's the limo? Why isn't it here? And

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Speaker 1: then he's on the phone with the limo company and

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Speaker 1: they're telling him that he took it and somebody threw

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Speaker 1: up in it and he never put it together that

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Speaker 1: it would have made Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So wait, you never told him. You just made him

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Speaker 3: pay for the damages.

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Speaker 1: No, I've been feeling guilty this whole time, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's why. I mean. I offered to I offered to

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Speaker 1: help him pay. But you know, he's like, no, he

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 2: I'm just picturing that conversation that your brother must have

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Speaker 2: been having with the Limo company. There's like, dude, in

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Speaker 2: the limo and you threw up in it.

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Speaker 1: He was like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not I'm at my wedding and the limo

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Speaker 2: managers like I told you they were drunk. Okay, oh wow,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: To repay him, you have to get him a limo to.

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Speaker 1: Your wedding, right, Yeah, that's a good idea. He did

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Speaker 1: have to drop like an extra five hundred bucks on it.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, there goes the envelope from Grandma.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, did you get him a good wedding gift?

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Speaker 3: At least.

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Speaker 1: I should have a word.

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Speaker 2: In fact, he snuck into his brother's hotel room and

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Speaker 2: helped christen the mirrorge. I'm just kidding, but thanks for

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Speaker 2: sharing with us and text in seven eight, five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity by masking your voice and

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Speaker 2: you could become the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming

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Speaker 2: up next