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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text ten four one O six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: literally anything, and we will keep your secret safe. I mean,

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Speaker 1: everybody will hear it. But like we don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are. We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why you're free to

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want. That's why everybody gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname when they call in and on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Right now, our fake anonymous caller is mister anonymous, mister,

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Speaker 1: and it's very creative there. Hello, mister anonymous. How are you? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be misses anonymous or genderly? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to tell you. You identify however you want identify. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we don't care. Yeah, but you are anonymous. That's all

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Speaker 1: I know, got it? Okay, So you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret you want to share? Yeah. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm super stressed out and I'm thinking about doing something

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Speaker 1: that I've done before in the past to get it's

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Speaker 1: kind of work. Oh okay, all right, what is that

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Speaker 1: quit that's worked for me? That's a lot of time off.

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Speaker 1: Tooting fired works too, that's happened, and I've gotten time

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Speaker 1: off for that. Yeah, but you don't get paid when

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Speaker 1: you get fired. I guess you're right. I'm play Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what are you thinking of doing? So a few

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Speaker 1: years back, I was taking the bus home like I

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Speaker 1: usually do on my normal commute, and there was this

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Speaker 1: guy hacking, coughing all over the place. So after he

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Speaker 1: got off, I went back to his corner and I

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Speaker 1: licked your seat. Oh what the white you lick? You

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Speaker 1: sound like that girl who looked at airplane toilet seats.

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Speaker 1: So you got sick in? I was really sick. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was like sea differ or something. Okay, you serious

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Speaker 1: about wanting to do that again? Right now? Like it's

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Speaker 1: COVID you cannot see. Yeah, keep your mouth out of

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Speaker 1: month off? And I still got baid. You got it?

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Speaker 1: You got a month off paid. Yeah, I had like

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Speaker 1: seed it or something. Is it's really gross? My eyes

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Speaker 1: were doing this. I had this cough it would you

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Speaker 1: could really fake it? I mean, why fake it when

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Speaker 1: you can just get sick? I guess that's a good point,

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Speaker 1: total opposite of the logic you should have. I think

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Speaker 1: I would lick a bus seat for a month off

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Speaker 1: for a month paid. Yes, I would lick a bus seat. No,

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Speaker 1: I would just go to the doctor and say I'm

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Speaker 1: really stressed out and then just tickelar. I guess right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you don't get a month off to you? You

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Speaker 1: do ye as you take up disability, right, that's what

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Speaker 1: it is. It's called um, it's called leave of absence.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, But don't you have to be like

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Speaker 1: in the medical emergency to take a leave them at?

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Speaker 1: You could just go to your doctor and say you're really,

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Speaker 1: really really stressed out and that you're you're needing some

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Speaker 1: time off to go through some counseling and just take

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Speaker 1: some counseling. Everybody's counseling mhm, and your doctor will approve it.

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Speaker 1: And then I think legally they have to let you

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Speaker 1: take them off in your and your company can't even

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Speaker 1: know why. Oh legally, well, I'm about to book a

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Speaker 1: doctor appointment, so am I are you doctor? What are you?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just book just why don't you just

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Speaker 1: book a doctor's appointment and do that instead of licking

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Speaker 1: a bus seat again? Are you guys gonna have like

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Speaker 1: a battle off? Why don't just go doctor? I want

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Speaker 1: you to look a seat. Maybe I'll call my doctor

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Speaker 1: and tell him that you look a seat. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting ready to have it down if you tell. If

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Speaker 1: you call your doctor and tell him that you're thinking

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Speaker 1: about licking a bus seat to get more time off,

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Speaker 1: he will definitely give you a leave of absence based

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Speaker 1: on like a mental instability. Well, I guess that'll work

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Speaker 1: all right. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Don't lick a bus seat. Please. Hopefully you

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Speaker 1: get sick real soon. Thanks. Guys, have a great gust.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.