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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. I have a love hate relationship

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Speaker 1: with the person who's on the phone for a dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret today. You do yeah, text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything on the show, anything you want.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. And remember we keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, and we give everybody an anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now, it's cream cheese.

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Speaker 1: I love cream cheese. I know English and I do too,

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Speaker 1: except I'm kind of lactose intolerant, so I like it

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Speaker 1: a lot. But if I eat it not good. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's weird about cream cheese that he will only put

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Speaker 1: it on bagels. Oh you can put it. I put

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Speaker 1: it on everything. I put it on toast, Yeah, put

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Speaker 1: on everything. Oh no, it's Delicia. It's good on toast.

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Speaker 1: It's really good on a tortilla, is it? Yeah, put

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Speaker 1: on a flower tortilla. Heat it up a little bit,

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Speaker 1: try it. Hello, cream cheese. Hey, guys, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: It's even better on a Dirty Little Secret. Good? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing good? Thanks? Thanks for that nickname too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem, you sound kind of creepy. Cream cheese no offense.

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, it's all My best friends are creeps,

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Speaker 1: that's all. What's your dirty little secret? So? Um uh,

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Speaker 1: my my boyfriend and I we've been dating for two

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Speaker 1: years now, okay, And we met on tender And when

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Speaker 1: I was typing in stuff, I accident I put my

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Speaker 1: age down as twenty two, twenty two, twenty two. You

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Speaker 1: about your age? Well I didn't. It was a typo, honestly,

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Speaker 1: And I'm you put twenty two by accident, and you

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Speaker 1: said you're thirty two. Yeah, that's a big gap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he definitely does sound twenty two either. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: look at the keys. You just you know, I something

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Speaker 1: two three? Okay? Anyhow, um so a few months in, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize it. And now I don't really know

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Speaker 1: what to do because he really likes the idea that

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Speaker 1: he's dating somebody a lot younger. Hold on, you're thirty

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Speaker 1: two and he believes that you're twenty two. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: you must yeah, you must moisturize. I've got a baby face.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's uh, that's the that's the secret.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't really see a big harm behind you.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure he has no idea that you might

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Speaker 1: not be twenty two? Uh, as far as I can tell,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, So what what if he's

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Speaker 1: what if he lied about his age? Um? Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: here's is a huge difference. I mean, he's gonna find

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Speaker 1: out if he already doesn't know tears is a really

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Speaker 1: big difference. He's going to be shocked. Yeah. Is he

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Speaker 1: a pretty understanding guy? Yeah, he's really understanding. Actually. I

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Speaker 1: mean we've gotten into some some little arguments here and there,

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Speaker 1: and they seem to blow over pretty quickly, so I

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Speaker 1: think so is he shocked by how mature you offer

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Speaker 1: a twenty two year old? I'm really not that mature though, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so kind of fits. Yeah, it does kind of fit

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Speaker 1: with the type of movies and stuff we like. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you. I mean you made a Ralph Macco

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Speaker 1: reference at the beginning of this. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: that is that's the original Karate Kid. I think he's

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Speaker 1: seventy five now, so that's an old reference. He probably is,

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Speaker 1: like man for a twenty two year old, I have

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Speaker 1: such an old soul, could be okay, well, and you're

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Speaker 1: never gonna tell him, You're gonna just wait. I mean

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Speaker 1: he'll find out at some point, I would think definitely.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'll just cross that bridge, you know,

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Speaker 1: flowly with a with a bad back. Well, good luck

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Speaker 1: with that frame, all right, Hi guy, what's your dirty

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