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Speaker 1: It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and you found

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Speaker 1: the brand new full show today.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing because we don't often like promote any of

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Speaker 1: the Laser.

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Speaker 2: Stories stories, right, yeah, as a segment specifically.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the drunk seagull story at the very front

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Speaker 1: of Laser Stories is perhaps my favorite story of.

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Speaker 2: The last time it is. It's so good. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: So stick around for that brand new second date update

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Speaker 1: and all sorts of fun.

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Speaker 2: And we love to start with your comments. What do

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Speaker 2: you see, Alexis?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so Eminem, I'm gonna assume not you know the

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Speaker 3: music artist.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's spelled the same. It could be Marshall Mathers,

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Speaker 2: could be says my sister doesn't know. She likes this podcast.

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Speaker 2: I put it on and she says, Oh, I like

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Speaker 2: these guys.

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Speaker 3: But then whenever I say I'm gonna put on Briock

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey, she says, I don't like that.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I really do like to think of like Eminem

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Speaker 4: in a room with his sister being like, no, I'm

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Speaker 4: telling you, she's like, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't like it.

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Speaker 2: Let's go with that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just the name that gives her the eck,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, not sure, but she like, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: sneak it in for your family. That's fine with us too,

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here. Your brand new full

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Speaker 1: hour starts right now.

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Speaker 6: Not naming any names.

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Speaker 7: But it's no secret that some people let themselves go

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Speaker 7: a little bit when they're home all by themselves. Me,

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Speaker 7: I mean everybody does, yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: That's why.

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Speaker 7: Walking exactly. But how off the deep end do you

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Speaker 7: let yourself slide?

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Speaker 2: You mean, like when you're just home for a weekend, Like.

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Speaker 6: What what do you mean when you're home all by yourself?

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Speaker 2: Like you don't wash yourself or you leave the dishes

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Speaker 2: pile up? Is that what you're talking?

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Speaker 6: You tell me broken, I think, there you go.

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Speaker 2: So I get so many chores done when I'm finally

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Speaker 2: by myself.

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Speaker 7: Yes, well, this is an interesting way to check in

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Speaker 7: on yourself because a new poll asked do you wear

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Speaker 7: deodorant when you're home alone?

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Speaker 2: I remember deyodurant today, which was actually a win.

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Speaker 6: First time in a month. Good genre.

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Speaker 5: Need to break the seal on that.

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Speaker 7: About two out of three people say yes, they wear

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Speaker 7: deodorant even when nobody is around.

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Speaker 6: One in three.

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Speaker 7: Don't, And some people say they'll only put it on

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Speaker 7: if they start to smell something cooking in their pits,

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Speaker 7: try and cover it up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Is it a good for you to just kind of

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Speaker 6: There's a splash zone by Brook.

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Speaker 7: Apparently no one person says I always wear it regardless

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Speaker 7: of where I'll be. It's just part of my post

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Speaker 7: shower routine. Or if you're like Brook, you can make

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Speaker 7: your own organic deodorant paste using crushed tree bark and

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Speaker 7: earthworm expressions.

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Speaker 2: Yeaht bamboo applicator.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's natural.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So there you go. That's how you check in

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Speaker 6: We're gonna go to the shock collar question.

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Speaker 7: Of the day with a man who smells like confidence

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Speaker 7: wrapped in cashmere with just a hint of appendicitis digital chicking.

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Speaker 10: Today is International Day of Friendship.

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Speaker 5: Friendship.

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Speaker 10: It's where we celebrate that one special person in your

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Speaker 10: life who knows all your secrets, finishes all your sentences,

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Speaker 10: and is filmed you crying in a tacobout drive through

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Speaker 10: That's why today we're doing a special movie Besties edition

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Speaker 10: of Plenty of twenty. I've got a list of the

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Speaker 10: top twenty best friend duos from movies. They could be

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Speaker 10: from animated films or buddy comedies or just you know,

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Speaker 10: iconic tag teams. You just have to name them to

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Speaker 10: bff is whoever's holding her hair back after brunch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so just name any duo from anything.

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Speaker 6: People who are best friends.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go on TV last night and I saw it.

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Speaker 2: Woody and Buzz.

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Speaker 10: Woody and Buzz light Year is number three on my

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Speaker 10: Interesting second guest of the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the women who invented the post it note,

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Speaker 1: Romy and Michelle.

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Speaker 10: Romy and Michelle back in the day, number sixteen on

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Speaker 10: my list from Rome and Michelle's high school reunion.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was their lie that they made

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Speaker 2: Yeah they weren't. They were very poor, Yeah, but they

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Speaker 10: Yeah, hose.

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Speaker 6: Oh this is tough.

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Speaker 4: I have the first things that come to mind are

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Speaker 4: Go with just my it's safe to me, okay, Ja, yeah,

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Speaker 4: may get me eliminated, but the stummer give me Chris

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Speaker 10: My Best Friends three, sixteen of the guests, Jeffrey, a

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Speaker 10: lot of the top ten still there.

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Speaker 7: I'll take shirts dudes playing volleyball on the beach for

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Speaker 7: eight hundred. J give me Goose and Maverick from Top Guys.

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Speaker 10: Maverick or number six from Top Guys.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I think of things this morning.

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Speaker 10: We're talking top twenty best friend duels from movies. Alexis

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Speaker 10: the number one answer and the silver savest on the board.

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Speaker 6: And number one.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick animated Disney thing because that's all I

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Speaker 3: got small start dating those.

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Speaker 4: Benefits.

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Speaker 2: I'm sticking with friends get together. Interesting.

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Speaker 10: Look at the relationships Simba and Nala.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm sorry, I just have to jump

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Speaker 2: It's obviously Puma and timone if you're gonna talk.

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Speaker 10: And Puma. That is the Lion King group. I was

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Speaker 7: On my list, although they do get drunken full around sometimes,

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Speaker 11: It is consentsually, Jose, I really love this movie about

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Speaker 6: They're kind of family.

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Speaker 6: Become best friends is they're lying?

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Speaker 4: uh just because they're names together Starsky and hutch.

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Speaker 10: Darsky and do you think of the Ben Stiller Owen

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Speaker 10: Wilson Starsky in the seventies more of the partners.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're co workers like Jeffrey. Uh.

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Speaker 7: You know a lot of listeners have compared me and

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Speaker 7: Brooke to this friend duo Shrek and Donkey.

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Speaker 6: I won't say who he compares to.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to know who is who. Shrek and

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Speaker 2: In my amazing accent. Really sold it, I think what

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Speaker 1: Well, what's interesting is I just saw a news article boring.

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Speaker 1: Let's that Nintendo is like laying down that that Mario

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Speaker 1: and Princess Peach are only good friends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just like thirst and trying to save her,

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Speaker 1: they're just good buddies and he's just trying to save her.

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Speaker 7: That's Mario's story, at least rejected. Yeah, he's like, oh no, no,

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Speaker 7: it was my idea for either.

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Speaker 2: That's true. I'll go Mario and Princess Peach.

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Speaker 10: Mario and Princess Peach, good buddies hanging out in Castle Sewers. No,

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Speaker 10: I did not make my list of best friends. That

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Speaker 10: Here's some of the duos you guys missed. Harry Potter

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Speaker 2: Good Ones.

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Speaker 6: So many friends out there.

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Speaker 6: You've got a Friend in Me by Randy Newman.

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Speaker 3: I did, just watch him Newman, you got a friend

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Speaker 6: It's a sweet song.

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Speaker 7: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 7: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 9: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: There's nothing worse than being in a conversation and having

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Speaker 2: To get Yeah, so left out.

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Speaker 6: But that's what makes them inside, right.

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Speaker 7: I remember the other day in the break room where

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Speaker 7: you did that thing and the girl came.

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Speaker 2: In and.

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Speaker 6: You said the thing the lemons.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, the studio audience was there.

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Speaker 10: They remember.

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Speaker 9: They were.

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Speaker 6: The funniest thing that has ever happened to you in history.

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Speaker 2: I want to let you know this doesn't make me

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Speaker 4: Remember let memory cleming my lemons.

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Speaker 6: I am so so glad that I was there to

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Speaker 2: What I don't even know?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, nobody wants to feel left out of a

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Speaker 6: And that's why you.

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Speaker 7: And I tried to eat healthy this weekend, but then

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Speaker 6: That's my choice if you can do that.

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Speaker 1: It's a good intro, jeff because you know me and

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Speaker 2: What would you give me this morning? I got pulled over.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this officer approached the window and I swear he's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like radio.

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Speaker 6: I love that movie beginning.

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Speaker 6: They all are excited to meet you. Do you want

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Speaker 5: I had to stream.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I appreciate people's concerned at my love life. I

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Speaker 7: alexis what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 2: Now that my friends are like trying to have kids?

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Speaker 3: Then you know, I'm helping the kid up the play

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Speaker 2: And then they love to take off their clothes and

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Speaker 3: I love to just be naked going down the slide naked.

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Speaker 5: You're going through it forward.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's why you don't ever go to

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Speaker 2: All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't go out very much, but when I do,

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Speaker 7: But for some reason, my strategy backfired this last time

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Speaker 7: It literally took me ten minutes to scan my groceries

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 10: You're doing it.

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Speaker 5: You made me stand here.

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Speaker 2: Dan, Why weren't you bagging while you were standing there?

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Speaker 5: She was talking about the complaint.

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Speaker 7: He's right, yeah, well no, because she packed that bag

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Speaker 2: God Ring never lies, that's the problem.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but just looking Ring Doorbell wars back and forth

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Speaker 7: until somebody wins and see. Another text says, listen into

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Speaker 7: yesterday's full show, and just like it was mentioned in

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Speaker 7: the opening comments, I'm guilty of binging all of your

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Speaker 6: You know what. We're always here for you guys.

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Speaker 7: If you like the show, you can find it on

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Speaker 7: you hate the show, find that podcast and send it

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Speaker 7: to all of your worst enemies.

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Speaker 6: Weaponize the show against.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, nothing happens.

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Speaker 6: Report them to your friends there you go to share.

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Speaker 9: The love freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: The most annoying thing about cheaters is how smug and

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Speaker 2: Get them jeff Yeah.

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Speaker 7: They're just like, hey, honey, don't cook anything for me tonight.

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Speaker 6: Have fun if you can, don't wait on nothing to

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Speaker 7: Unfortunately, though, not every cheater can be caught on Coldplays

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Speaker 2: That's too bad, I know, I mean, they get a

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Speaker 6: Sure would.

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Speaker 7: Luckily the rest can be outed right here on our

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Speaker 7: funniest ways they caught their exes being unfaithful. It's a

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Speaker 9: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even

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Speaker 6: They thought they could get away with that.

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Speaker 7: But they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 7: Others say they danced around a landmine. A few might

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Speaker 7: even call it tuck and rolling off the hot mess express,

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Speaker 7: caught their exes dipping their nachos in someone else's caso. Today,

456
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Speaker 7: we've got a few listeners ready to share their stories.

457
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Speaker 7: We're gonna start with Isabella, tell us how you busted

458
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Speaker 7: your significant other.

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Speaker 15: Okay, so I woke up in the middle of the

460
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Speaker 15: night and I'm noticed my boyfriend wasn't in bed next

461
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Speaker 15: to me.

462
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't notice another woman in bed with you.

463
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, right, So I get up, I go into

464
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 15: the kitchen where I see a light on and he's

465
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 15: in there drinking water but looking really flustered.

466
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 7: Oh maybe he swallowed too quickly. That happens to me

467
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 7: sometimes in the middle of the night. I swallow the

468
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 7: water too fast.

469
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 8: Yeah.

470
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 6: I start to scare myself a little bit.

471
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Speaker 2: You are a flower of a man.

472
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, is that what was happening with him?

473
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 15: Well, I was like half asleep and I'm like asking,

474
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Speaker 15: I'm like.

475
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Speaker 16: What's going on?

476
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 15: And before he answers, I see a pair of legs

477
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 15: stuck in our doggy door.

478
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 5: Human legs, yeah, human or dog legs.

479
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 17: I wish it was dog legs.

480
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Speaker 1: No, why would she go through the dog door?

481
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Speaker 2: Just open the door exactly.

482
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Speaker 15: So I go over there and it's his ex girlfriend.

483
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 15: Oh no, And apparently she was trying to sneak.

484
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 17: Out and didn't want me to hear the door close.

485
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 7: Oh. Sometimes John, open the door makes the beep beep

486
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 7: sound too, So it's.

487
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Speaker 2: A smart ex girlfriend.

488
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he got one of those old doors, just.

489
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Speaker 6: Like, yeah, a bullet dodge.

490
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Speaker 12: There.

491
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Speaker 7: We're gonna keep going over to Chris. Tell us how

492
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Speaker 7: you busted jer significant other?

493
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Speaker 8: Yeah, my girlfriend.

494
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Speaker 13: She told me that she got this new job as

495
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Speaker 13: a barista at a cat cafe, such.

496
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Speaker 5: A Win Win.

497
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Speaker 2: I love those places, it's amazing.

498
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why I fell at first.

499
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Speaker 18: It made sense because she loves cats and coffee.

500
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Speaker 13: And one day I get a text from her saying

501
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Speaker 13: that she was gonna work late doing inventory or something,

502
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Speaker 13: and I didn't want her to walk home alone, so

503
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Speaker 13: I stopped to check on her, and when I got there.

504
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 8: The place would close. So I pushed the door.

505
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Speaker 13: Open and I go in and I hear some commotion

506
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Speaker 13: in the back.

507
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 8: Exactly.

508
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Speaker 18: I walk into the kitchen area and she's there with

509
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Speaker 18: a kailon and her shirt is off and she's straddling

510
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 18: a guy who is wearing a full Garfield suit.

511
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 6: Their new cat is a really big one.

512
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Speaker 2: Inventory.

513
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you get her like spade or what.

514
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,479
Speaker 8: She shouldn't be?

515
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Speaker 9: Yeah? Clearly?

516
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,239
Speaker 7: Oh what an awkward thing to walk in on.

517
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 8: Yeah.

518
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Speaker 7: I don't even know if I want to do one more,

519
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 7: but we have time for it. So let's go to Madeline.

520
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Speaker 7: Tell us how you busted your significant other?

521
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 16: So I honestly have probably the most awkward busted story

522
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Speaker 16: of all time.

523
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Speaker 2: No you, okay, that's a statement to live up to it.

524
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Speaker 6: What happened?

525
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Speaker 16: This is one day and like got with my girlfriends

526
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 16: at a bar and a few of them were talking

527
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 16: about what comes up when you google yourself, right, okay,

528
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 16: So like we were all trying it, and that's when

529
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 16: I put my boyfriend's name in and he has like

530
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 16: a super unique class name, and all of a sudden,

531
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 16: the table gets like super quiet because there's a wedding

532
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 16: registry on my phone.

533
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Speaker 13: Train.

534
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Speaker 1: God, whatever friend suggested to do that is like, God,

535
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: what did I do?

536
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 16: I thought the same. But just listen, it's him and

537
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 16: another woman with pictures and the wedding was happening next weekend.

538
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you weren't invited.

539
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, this was like the same weekend that he told

540
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Speaker 16: me he was going to be out of channel for work.

541
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Speaker 2: So what is slimeball? What did you do?

542
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Speaker 16: I didn't confront him. Instead, I decided to show up

543
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Speaker 16: to the wedding magazine.

544
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 8: I went crazy.

545
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Speaker 16: But like when she found out, she was with me

546
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Speaker 16: on it. So instead of like two girlfriends, he ended

547
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Speaker 16: up with none that day. I mean, I'm good now,

548
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 16: I'm okay now, but that was not.

549
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 17: A great day.

550
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 6: Yeah. Just ruined one wedding for everybody.

551
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it was already ruined. Is his

552
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 2: fault not hers?

553
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 9: Yeah?

554
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

555
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 7: So what is the protocol exactly for when you crash

556
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 7: a wedding and out the groom as a cheater. Do

557
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 7: you still let them keep the gift that you got

558
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 7: them on the registry or do you.

559
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 6: Take it back?

560
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 7: Because I already have an immersion blender at home, I

561
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Speaker 7: don't need another one.

562
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Speaker 2: I feel like the bride deserves all the presents.

563
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 6: The bride gets to keep them all that smart okay.

564
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I know the ceremonies probably canceled, but they

565
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 7: still serve everybody dinner, right, Yeah.

566
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Speaker 2: That's what she did dinner.

567
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they cook the food, cut the cake alone, extra

568
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Speaker 3: salty from the tears.

569
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, she's better now, I'm sure she is.

570
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, it all worked out for the best.

571
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Speaker 16: I mean she was happy to know before, you know,

572
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Speaker 16: going down the aisle.

573
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

574
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

575
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Speaker 2: Wow, well that's a big one at the end.

576
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 7: YEA hit up our textboard at seven eight, five nine

577
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 7: too if you have a funny story about how you

578
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 7: caught your ex cheating and you could be on the

579
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 7: next edition of Busted.

580
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Speaker 6: We got your phone tap coming.

581
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Speaker 9: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: You know what all brides love on the week of

583
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Speaker 7: their wedding is more stress.

584
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Speaker 2: Oh man, whole picture Sports made up just for that.

585
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why they have that popular show to say

586
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 7: yes to the stress.

587
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that one.

588
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Speaker 6: It's so fun.

589
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 7: And the other day we got an email from a

590
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Speaker 7: woman who asked us to prank her friend that's getting

591
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 7: married this weekend.

592
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Speaker 6: Apparently the bride's.

593
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Speaker 7: Been feeling a lot of pressure, understandably, so to help

594
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Speaker 7: her laugh a little bit We're just gonna call and

595
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Speaker 7: tell her we're replacing her photographer with an extra high

596
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Speaker 7: maintenance fill in at the last.

597
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Speaker 6: Second, giving that nice of us. Say yes to the stress.

598
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 6: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now,

599
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 6: it's another.

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Speaker 7: Hello. Hi?

601
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 6: Is this Michelle Books?

602
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

603
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 19: This is Michelle who's calling?

604
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 6: Hey?

605
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 7: This is Peter Picture. I'm the guy that's filling in

606
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 7: this weekend for your rehearsal dinner.

607
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 19: What you filling in?

608
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 9: What did you say?

609
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 6: Yeah? Sorry?

610
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 7: Is my phone connection bad? I'm the filling photographer for

611
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 7: this weekend.

612
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 14: I was not.

613
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 8: I am acpecting David. Sorry.

614
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,959
Speaker 6: Oh did you not see what happened?

615
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 7: No?

616
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 19: I don't what happened?

617
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 7: Oh wow? I thought his A system would have reached

618
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 7: out to you by now. I mean, it's all over CNN.

619
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 19: What's going on?

620
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, David got hit by a moon rock.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry?

622
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Speaker 16: What what?

623
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

624
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 7: I know it sounds kind of funny, but it was

625
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 7: a serious deal. Wow, don't worry, He's going to be fine.

626
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 7: But two nights ago, he was in his backyard, apparently

627
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Speaker 7: spying on one of his neighbors, and then all of

628
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 7: a sudden, down from the sky, tiny piece of space

629
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Speaker 7: Rock hit him right in the junk.

630
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 8: What yeah?

631
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 7: And I gotta say the headlines are brutal. People magazine wrote,

632
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 7: PERV gets space karma.

633
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 19: This is insane. I don't have I like, I can't.

634
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 19: I don't want to fill in photograph. This is my

635
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 19: this is my wedding, my my rehearsal dinner.

636
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 7: And I understand that. But I'm a professional, though, so

637
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 7: you don't have to worry. But if you could just

638
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 7: grab a pen and paper and write this down. No

639
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 7: shellfish what yeah? No, no shellfish or fish with fins,

640
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 7: or poultry with wings, or beef with wings or fins. Wait,

641
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 7: fish with fins and wings?

642
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 19: What are you talking about?

643
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 7: Oh, this is the list of things. I have serious

644
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 7: allergies too, So when I'm in the room at your

645
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 7: rehearsal dinner, I just can't have any of those types

646
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Speaker 7: of foods within fifty feet of me or it's going.

647
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Speaker 6: To be bad.

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Speaker 19: It's not going to work then, because the menu is

649
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Speaker 19: set and I can't change any of that.

650
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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I can't change the fact that when I

651
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 7: drive by a Chick fil A I have to jam

652
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 7: an EpiPen in my neck.

653
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 6: That's just how it is.

654
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 19: Well, I'm very sorry that you have allergies, but I.

655
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Speaker 7: Can't mean you don't sound very sorry. I'm raising your

656
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 7: voice at me, and I'm just trying to step in

657
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 7: and help you out.

658
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 19: Okay, I'm raising my voice because you're putting me in

659
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 19: this really weird situation. I mean, someone gets hit by

660
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 19: a moon rock and I'm just supposed to rearrange everything.

661
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 7: That's not my fault, that's the moon Rock's fault. So

662
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 7: if you want to blame anybody, blame Space.

663
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 16: That's not funny.

664
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 18: I you're right, it is.

665
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Speaker 6: It isn't funny. A man got hit in the junk

666
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Speaker 6: by Space.

667
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 19: Rocks, Okay, but he's okay. So you already told me that,

668
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Speaker 19: And I'm just trying to get this set because it

669
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Speaker 19: is happening tomorrow.

670
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 7: I'm trying to help you out here. I'm the only

671
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 7: person that's going to be able to do this. So

672
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 7: either you help me out and get rid of some

673
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 7: of this stuff in the room, or you're not going

674
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Speaker 7: to have a photographer.

675
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Speaker 19: I'm sorry, I can't do that. It's set, it's happening,

676
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 19: You've already paid for it. It's already being okay.

677
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Speaker 7: Interesting now, David didn't mention that you were this heartless?

678
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 7: What I guess I should have asked him, what are

679
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 7: you talking about?

680
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 19: Have you ever been to a rehearsal dinner. It's set

681
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 19: like months in advance.

682
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 7: Have you ever been to a reception photo shoot out

683
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Speaker 7: in the Amazon?

684
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 6: Exactly?

685
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 7: There's lots of different or derve possibilities with some pretty

686
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Speaker 7: exotic animals. So I'm just covering my bases here. No

687
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Speaker 7: chicken with fins or wings.

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00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 9: It doesn't have fins.

689
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 19: I don't know what you're talking.

690
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 6: About, Amazon, it does.

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Speaker 14: We are not in the Amazon. I have a normal dinner.

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00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 7: Okay, fine, fine, you're you're the bride. I'll adjust to you.

693
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 7: It's gonna be difficult, but I'll get a haz matt suit.

694
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 7: No walk around in that whyright you win.

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Speaker 19: No, I'm not gonna have some space freak walk around

696
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 19: my dinner in a nice restaurant.

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00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 7: Oh well, great, what I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

698
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 7: I just looked up the materials on Amazon. It turns

699
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 7: out I'm allergic to hazmat.

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Speaker 19: Oh my god, I've got enough of all this. I've

701
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 19: had matt suits and space rocks and okay, good fins.

702
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 19: I am really stressed out already and I don't.

703
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Speaker 9: Mean to hear it.

704
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 7: I have one more request, No prank phone calls at

705
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 7: your rehearsal dinner either.

706
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 2: What.

707
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 6: I'm extremely allergic because your friend Savath told me to

708
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 6: do it on you. No, and I told her no,

709
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 6: but she insisted, who are you?

710
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 7: My name is jeff I work on a radio show

711
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 7: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And this is

712
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 7: something called a phone tab.

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Speaker 13: No.

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00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 7: I can't believe you haven't heard of chicken with fins

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00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 7: on them.

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Speaker 19: In my mind, I was like, in sarious is that

717
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 19: a saying?

718
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 6: I don't know you're being insensitive?

719
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 10: Yes, I thought I was.

720
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings. I'm

721
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 9: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

722
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 7: Imagine being married for a couple decades and then it doesn't.

723
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 6: Work out out.

724
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 7: That sucks, and now you have no choice but to

725
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 7: try dating apps. Oh yeah, it's the first time you've

726
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 7: ever seen matchmaking apps before.

727
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 6: And that's when you get the best advice ever.

728
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 7: Three words, plenty of fish sarcastic.

729
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 8: Here.

730
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 7: One of our listeners tried it, and I don't think

731
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 7: you're gonna believe what happened on her very first meetup.

732
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 7: It's definitely plenty of fish ish, and she's gonna spill

733
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 7: the ish when we hear from her in your brand

734
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 7: new second Date Update.

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Speaker 6: Next second Date Updated.

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Speaker 7: Imagine getting back on the dating apps after being married

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00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 7: for years.

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Speaker 2: That would be weird.

739
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 6: Now, what does that look like?

740
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 7: In other words, horror here, it's worse than the movie

741
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 7: Saw five.

742
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 6: I'm not even talking about the writing in that.

743
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I forgot. There's like ten of those.

744
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, scripts, not great, and you're just jumping into a

745
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 7: scary new world that maybe you've never even really experienced before.

746
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 7: And we've got a woman who recently canon balls back

747
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 7: into the dating pool and needs a little help from

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Speaker 7: us today. Her name is Vanessa, So Vanessa, welcome to

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00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 7: the show.

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Speaker 17: Thanks guys, thanks for having me on.

751
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like your experience is more of a

752
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: belly flop than a cannonball.

753
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we don't know everything about your date yet.

754
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 7: Why don't we start from the beginning and tell us

755
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 7: who's this person that you met recently online?

756
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 17: Well, I met a guy on Plenty of Fish and

757
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 17: I am recently divorced. I've been married for years. I

758
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 17: got married very young.

759
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: So had you ever done dating apps prior to this?

760
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 8: Never?

761
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 17: Oh, I've been married for a long time, and so

762
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 17: I'm kind of getting out there again. And it's terrifying,

763
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 17: it really is. You feel these horrible stories on the

764
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 17: news and you think, oh my god, this person serial killer?

765
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 17: Is it too good to be true?

766
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 5: What kind of are you on though?

767
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 4: Are you swiping or are you like on one of

768
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 4: those real sophisticated ones where you fill out a bio?

769
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: She said plenty of fish, So I don't know that's sophisticated.

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00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 17: My friends were like, plenty of fish is good, and

772
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 17: I'm like, okay, so oh yeah, I can't believe you

773
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 17: actually trust those people.

774
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 6: But that's interesting. So you met a guy what's his name?

775
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 17: His name is Keith?

776
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: Okay, the first guy you've matched with and gone out with.

777
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Oh wow wow that's a big, big move.

778
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 6: So what attracted you to Keith?

779
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 17: I got a good bite from him, and you know,

780
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 17: he likes dogs. He kind of in a similar situation

781
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 17: where he said he's getting back out there and we

782
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 17: talked a little bit online, so I kind of felt

783
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 17: good about him.

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00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So how long did it take? I mean,

785
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you guys met up in real life, right, Yeah.

786
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

787
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 17: So he was really sweet. He was like, where do

788
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 17: you want to go? And I'm like, oh, that's nice,

789
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 17: and so I suggested the botanical gardens.

790
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah.

791
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 5: It's funny you said that.

792
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 4: I was like, ooh, and then I'm like, I'm the

793
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 4: only guy that's probably.

794
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: Nothing says sexy like some orchids.

795
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 6: And things get hot by the reflection pool.

796
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 2: I'm sure it is kind of humid in those places.

797
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 17: You didn't have a lot of plants, and his like

798
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 17: photos and I was just kind of like, well, maybe

799
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 17: he knows about plants, so I thought maybe he would

800
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 17: like it too.

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00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

802
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 7: No, definitely spice up the conversation with some exciting plant talk.

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00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 6: So how did that? This was like a museum.

804
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like walking is less awkward than

805
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 3: sitting at a bar that's.

806
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 17: Flower you know, there's a lot of other people around,

807
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 17: and you got plants.

808
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you're worried about the serial killer angle

809
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: of it also exactly.

810
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like we're going to a butterfly farm or something.

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Speaker 7: This is your first date that you've been on. Since

812
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 7: you were married. Yeah, you must have been nervous. How

813
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 7: did it go?

814
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 13: Well?

815
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 17: I mean I was pleasantly surprised. He was dressed a

816
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 17: bit more casually than I was. But we we strolled

817
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 17: around and we discussed flowers and I gave him some

818
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 17: facts about orchids, even little things that I've learned over

819
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 17: the years, you know, just conversation starters.

820
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 2: Do you think that you were yourself on the date?

821
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 12: Yeah?

822
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 17: I do. I was surprisingly relaxed. I mean I was

823
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 17: super nervous at first, but I calmed down as soon

824
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 17: as he like, you know, I just got a good

825
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 17: vibe from him. He was really and.

826
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 4: You're in like a pleasant environment that you're comfortable with,

827
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 4: just right, That's awesome.

828
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 2: Didn't just talk about orchids.

829
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 17: Well, no, I mean there was lots of other plants.

830
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 17: We talked about a lot of that, and I mean

831
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 17: there was this one really embarrassing moment. He knocked over

832
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 17: a decorative like water can thing and it broke, and

833
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 17: I was like in the employees were like, oh, I

834
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 17: was like, oh my gosh. So I just made a

835
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 17: joke that he was like dangerous to plants, and I'm

836
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 17: like hoping he didn't get offended. I don't know.

837
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 5: I'm sure.

838
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 19: I'm sure.

839
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: So that's the one thing you found that went wrong

840
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: with your date is that you may have offended him

841
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: with your plant joke.

842
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm just scared that I offended him.

843
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 16: But he seems okay.

844
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 17: We sat down and we got tea from the little

845
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 17: stand and the date ended really really well, I thought.

846
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 17: I mean, he walked me to my car, gave me

847
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 17: a hug. I told him, I had a great time.

848
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: This is really wholesome.

849
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is a little too wholesome for the show.

850
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 17: I know.

851
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 10: I'm a lot go worry.

852
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,959
Speaker 17: I'm like, maybe this is too good to be true,

853
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 17: but I mean, we had a nice time, and I

854
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 17: told him, I said, look, I would love to see

855
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 17: you again and just kind of do something similar, or

856
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 17: maybe go out to eat or something like that. But

857
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 17: I haven't heard from him, and I'm just kind of

858
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 17: upset right now.

859
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 4: May have been out of the dating game for a while,

860
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: but you have caught up so quickly. You're immediately on

861
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 4: the apps, and when things.

862
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 5: Go wrong, you come right to us. That's what everybody does.

863
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 5: I've been dating nowadays, So good.

864
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 17: Job, thank you. I'm just like I said, I'm learning

865
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 17: to get back out there, and I mean it worked

866
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 17: case scenario if if I did screw up, I did

867
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 17: do something wrong because I'm so new to the dating

868
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 17: you know game again that maybe you know, if I

869
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 17: made a mistake, I can learn from it. It could

870
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 17: be a learning moment. I can move on.

871
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 2: And that's a good attitude. That's a positive attitude.

872
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 7: And even if it doesn't work out with Keith, just

873
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 7: like your app says, there are plenty of fish out

874
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 7: there for you to hook up with and discuss orchids with,

875
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 7: right right, Okay, So how long has it been since

876
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 7: your botanical Garden date happened.

877
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 17: It's been like two weeks.

878
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 7: Okay, that's a long time in the modern dating world.

879
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 3: So it's part of the experience you need to get

880
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: ghosted at.

881
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, your ghost Yeah, like exactly.

882
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 7: Well, Keith's got some splaining to do, and we're going

883
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 7: to get him on the line for answers in your

884
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 7: second date update.

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00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 20: Right after this second date update if you're just joining

886
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 20: us for the second date, We've been talking to Vanessa, who,

887
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 20: after many years of marriage, recently hopped back into the

888
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 20: dating world.

889
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, even though she.

890
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 6: Was nervous, she went full out.

891
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 7: Ye did all the stereotypical hot date things, botanical gardens,

892
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 7: cups of herbal tea, even edgy plant humor.

893
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

894
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 6: Intense, to say the least.

895
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 7: But two weeks later she's getting her very first taste

896
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 7: of ghosting.

897
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 6: Isn't sure? Why?

898
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 8: Now?

899
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 7: Before we call Keith here, I do want to ask you, Vanessa,

900
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 7: since you said you were the one who suggested the

901
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 7: botanical gardens, you think it's possible that Keith maybe wasn't

902
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 7: as into plant dates as you were.

903
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: She thought that he was just because of his profile picks.

904
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: But maybe he just thought I looked good in that picture.

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00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 6: Sure you know, did you pick up a vibe like

906
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 6: that at all?

907
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 17: Yeah? I mean that's a possibility.

908
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 2: Wait, did you know.

909
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 5: Most guys are but not everyone's a flower guy?

910
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

911
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, he could see you as a botanical garden lady,

912
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Speaker 7: where he's more of a beer garden type of dude. Yes, yeah, yeah,

913
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 7: maybe we can find a garden somewhere in between to

914
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 7: send you on your next date. Let's reach out. We're

915
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 7: going to dial his number right now and hopefully he

916
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 7: picks up.

917
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right.

918
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: Okay, don't let this ruin the rest of your dating experience.

919
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: One bad egg does not mean they're all rotten.

920
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 6: Oh I thought you thought you mean us.

921
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: No, they will.

922
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 6: We're going to try our best here. I'm calling him

923
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 6: right now.

924
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 8: Hello.

925
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 6: Hey, we're looking to speak with Keith.

926
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 8: This is he who's calling.

927
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 13: Hey.

928
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 6: Man. This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

929
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 6: in the Morning.

930
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 5: Hello.

931
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 8: Oh, okay, good morning.

932
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 16: Hi.

933
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 7: But we're calling because we're doing this segment. It's called

934
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 7: a second date update. I don't know if you know

935
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 7: about that, but it's where if one of our listeners

936
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 7: goes out with somebody and afterwards they're not getting a

937
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 7: call back, they can email us to reach out to

938
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 7: them and try and figure out if there's a reason

939
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 7: for that.

940
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 20: Oh my goshme on, it's kind of fun.

941
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean, who ever think that you'd be called for

942
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: a reason like this.

943
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 8: I don't even want to ask who's who's the person?

944
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: You don't want to ask curiosity.

945
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 7: I mean, you should see it as a compliment. It's

946
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 7: a good thing that they felt so strongly about you

947
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 7: they reached out to us for help.

948
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 6: But in this case, it's a woman named Vanessa.

949
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 8: Mmm. Okay, Yeah, that's why I didn't want.

950
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 10: To add what no.

951
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: Botanical garden? Vanessa?

952
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, why did you say?

953
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 6: I don't want us to ask.

954
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 14: Listen, I don't know what she told you, but that woman,

955
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 14: she's a freak.

956
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 2: What talk the same the ones you least expect. I gut,

957
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 2: you're not wrong.

958
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 6: A freak cow.

959
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 14: I don't want to speak that on anybody. But first

960
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 14: and foremost, we met up woman's at Plenty of Fish,

961
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 14: and he was deliberately catfishing me with these these pictures

962
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 14: from like ten to fifteen years ago.

963
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 6: Wait, but that's an.

964
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 10: Accident, I understand.

965
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: I always think about that when you get back into

966
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 3: dating after that long.

967
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 2: How do you have good photos for an hour?

968
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: Because if you were married, there's no way a husband

969
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: was taking good natures of you.

970
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, doing bill on the couch?

971
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 7: Do you know all of this Keith about Vanessa that

972
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 7: it's her first time at least in a long time

973
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 7: on the dating apps.

974
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 14: No ever, Well, I mean she said she was married

975
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 14: for a good little while, but it was obviously a

976
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 14: longer while than I thought.

977
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: Right, Wait, are you saying that she was a lot

978
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: older than you expected?

979
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 14: The pictures made me think we were around the same age,

980
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 14: but honestly, it's.

981
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 8: That woman could be my mother at this point.

982
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 4: Oh I'm black and white, because that's normally a sign.

983
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, And what part of that turns you off?

984
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I don't even know you guys.

985
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 2: He's joking. He's joking.

986
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't ever feel good when you expect

987
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: one thing and you get something else when you started dating, right, so,

988
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: right at the beginning, you were turned off.

989
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 8: I was shocked, but I'm just like, listen, I'm already

990
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 8: out here. Might as well just go through with it, Okay.

991
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, And we ended up going to this botanical garden, right.

992
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 7: We heard that that was actually her idea. But I'm

993
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 7: more curious about why you said she's a freak.

994
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 6: Well, how did that come up?

995
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: I thought he just meant because of the pictures, But

996
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: is that.

997
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 6: What you meant?

998
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 5: Could be multiple meetings here?

999
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 14: No, We're walking through the garden and she's just getting aggressive,

1000
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 14: like she asking me what kind of pictures do I

1001
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 14: want from her?

1002
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 8: And she keeps going on about it, and I'm like,

1003
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 8: it's okay, I don't need anything.

1004
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 5: What Oh she wanted a hot picture?

1005
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 9: Oh?

1006
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 6: But she's asking what ones that she can send.

1007
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 14: To you apparently, but I don't know if there's gonna

1008
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 14: be fifteen years old too or what.

1009
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's nice of her to ask what you like.

1010
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: It does take worse.

1011
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like, do you want one side or do

1012
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 6: you want both of them?

1013
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: It's an awkward It's an awkward assumption that anyone wants

1014
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: them period. I mean, you're at the botanical gardens in

1015
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: the daytime, totally sober.

1016
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.

1017
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 14: And I told her I don't need any of that,

1018
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 14: and she made this weird comment.

1019
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 8: She was like, oh, you want the real thing?

1020
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, Okay, she was married for a long time.

1021
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 2: Maybe she's like living.

1022
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 5: Out what she didn't get to do before.

1023
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: Or maybe she thinks that this is how dating works now,

1024
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: you know, trying it out.

1025
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 14: It's one thing to be trying it out. But she

1026
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 14: literally suggested they had this little plant shop in the garden,

1027
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 14: and she suggested we go behind it and do things.

1028
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: WHOA what is.

1029
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 6: Vanessa?

1030
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 9: Dude?

1031
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 6: I would have been mortified.

1032
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 7: I did not get that vibe from her when we

1033
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 7: were talking to her before.

1034
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: How did you even respond?

1035
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 14: I had no time to respond. She was like, there's

1036
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 14: nobody in the women's restroom.

1037
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 6: And that was all a turn off to you.

1038
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it was that.

1039
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 14: And then having to sit down and drink tea casually

1040
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 14: after that, Oh wow.

1041
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: After you like he rejected her awkward eye contact the

1042
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: entire time.

1043
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, the good news is you won't have to

1044
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 7: worry about awkward eye contact in this situation because she

1045
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 7: is on the line so you can't see her, but

1046
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 7: she does want to talk to you.

1047
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, she.

1048
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 8: Literally heard all of that.

1049
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think she needed to think. So you're there.

1050
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I'm here. You I mean like that. That's

1051
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 17: just what men want, right, and that's just how I am.

1052
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 12: I'm very active and like you know, have a very

1053
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 12: high drive. Oh yoh, okay, I didn't know I was

1054
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 12: dating a snowflake me. If you're not going to be,

1055
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 12: you know, a man, then I'm gonna have this initiative.

1056
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 6: Keith. She's calling you out, dude, do you have to

1057
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 6: say to that? Whoa do you.

1058
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 14: Think taking initiative is going behind a plant shop?

1059
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 8: It doesn't have to like that. That's too much.

1060
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: It was.

1061
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 8: Nobody was there. It's the first day. You don't do that.

1062
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 16: Oh my many days. Man, these days, a lot of

1063
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 16: people would like this.

1064
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 2: I don't if it was a Netflix and Chili, you

1065
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: wouldn't be shocked. It's the gardens really threw it off.

1066
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 14: I mean, put yourself in my shots for a second.

1067
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 14: After the date, she starts sending me weird messages to

1068
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 14: come over. She's telling me that she has these adult

1069
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 14: movies on Blu ray.

1070
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 4: I'm still putting in an adult movie.

1071
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: Scratch, let me fix this.

1072
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 17: You have those, well those were my husbands I got

1073
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 17: them in the divorce, navigate.

1074
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: It's nice of you to offer to share that with you,

1075
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: but your date isn't responding to any of your text messages,

1076
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: and you keep going.

1077
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 17: He never said no.

1078
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't say yes.

1079
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 7: You know, well, this is a good chance for him

1080
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 7: to say yes, because we're going to offer to send

1081
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 7: you two out on another date. And Keith, if you

1082
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 7: if you're open to trying this and giving Vanessa another chance,

1083
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 7: we'll pay for it.

1084
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what you're going to get this

1085
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: time around.

1086
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 7: She says herself that she's very forward, she's open. She's

1087
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 7: just putting herself out there only because she felt such

1088
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 7: a good connection with you.

1089
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 6: I'm assuming so.

1090
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: Sounded like such a sweet, innocent date. I still can't

1091
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: get over it.

1092
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 3: Was it I was looking about candleguard.

1093
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: She didn't want it to be sweetened?

1094
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 9: Is it?

1095
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 7: Well, maybe the next one can be a little bit

1096
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 7: better because we'll pay for it. Keith, if you say

1097
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 7: yes to another date with her, absolutely not.

1098
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 17: Here's just such a whim.

1099
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean, really, I think that you like going forward

1100
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: in your dating life, Vanessa, maybe should be a little

1101
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: more upfront about what you're looking for.

1102
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 6: Full up, in frontal is what people are looking for.

1103
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like you're game to do that, anyone.

1104
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 17: So my grandkids told me about tender sook.

1105
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

1106
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 7: I need to hear from our listeners text in at

1107
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 7: seventy eight five nine to two if you've ever successfully

1108
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 7: fooled around in a botanical garden. The more I say it,

1109
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 7: the hotter it sounds.

1110
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: Anyone ever, I mean, I don't think you'd get caught

1111
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: because nobody would suspect it. It's not like they're knocking

1112
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: on the door of the bathroom. If you've been in

1113
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: there for too long.

1114
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 4: Two people casting handle garden, I'd be like, oh, their

1115
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 4: first kiss.

1116
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 2: Ever their grandparents.

1117
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: Actually her, Yeah, how she comes off? Yeah right, look

1118
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 3: at her.

1119
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: We can even really go back to the fact that

1120
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: she basically catfish.

1121
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, maybe she doesn't know what fishing.

1122
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: She was a lot more season than we gave her

1123
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 2: credit for.

1124
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 6: It's true.

1125
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 7: But my guess is that Brooke is thinking the exact

1126
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 7: same thing that I am.

1127
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 6: Where have all the loose men gone? Where did they go?

1128
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 6: They used to be roaming.

1129
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 5: All overlong keeping it zipped up?

1130
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: Nowadays, why do you men have self respect?

1131
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 6: It's just a different day and age.

1132
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 7: Now people are hesitant to get freaky behind plant shops

1133
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 7: in broad daylight.

1134
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 9: Yeah wow, I.

1135
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 2: Never thought would be here, Jeffy.

1136
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Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, listening to us on the podcast right now,

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Speaker 7: make sure you hit that subscribe button. And if you

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00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 7: need help in your dating life, you can always email

1139
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 7: the show.

1140
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 6: We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

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00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: If you're like me, you've probably been wondering, how can

1143
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 7: I give even more of my money to the government?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, please take it off. It's Brook and jeff

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Speaker 6: in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: I mean, sure, there's taxes and tariffs and tolls, but

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Speaker 7: I want to give them even more.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, do they start a go fundme Paige for

1149
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: the US government.

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Speaker 6: Even better book.

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Speaker 7: I have fantastic news because the US Treasury Department has

1152
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 7: just started accepting Venmo payments, so everyday Americans can now

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00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 7: voluntarily contribute their own money to help reduce the national debt.

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00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,479
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, this isn't just paying your taxes or something.

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00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 7: No, this is just if you have some extra cash

1156
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 7: and you feel like Uncle Sam could use it, to

1157
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 7: give it straight to the US government.

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Speaker 6: And it doesn't take much.

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00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 7: The current national debt is only thirty six point seven trillion.

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00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 5: Dollars, that's all.

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Speaker 7: And if every person in America would just find it

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00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 7: in their hearts to venmo one point seven million to

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Speaker 7: the government today, we could crush the debt entirely.

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Speaker 2: Wow, section on Venmo, what are you write up?

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00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 6: Emoji American flag? But we all have to do it to.

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Speaker 2: Be a slice of pizza.

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00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 6: That's a great idea.

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00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 7: So alexis maybe instead of being selfish and spending fourteen

1169
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 7: dollars a day on your Starbucks, you could put that

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00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 7: money straight into Uncle Sam's wallet so we can make

1171
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 7: more health fire.

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00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: Will definitely make a dent and not.

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00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 6: It's called patriotism by Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: According to the experts, you'll be at one point one

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Speaker 1: million in a week and a half.

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00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then to the government.

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Speaker 2: That's how the math works.

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Speaker 6: That's mathing.

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Speaker 7: And hey, listen, if you don't want to venmo the

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00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 7: United States government directly, that's okay, totally cool. You're a

1181
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 7: communist who hates democracy? Message received?

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00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: Can I send a request sport?

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00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 2: The shot really good?

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Speaker 6: Block me though, maybe.

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Speaker 2: I think you're already on a couple of lists.

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00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 7: But I think if the government is asking the people

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00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 7: for handouts, that's got to be a good sign we

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00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 7: are headed in our really strong direction. I feel reassured,

1189
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 7: just in time for Laser stories right after this. It's

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Speaker 7: the radio segment that's helping curious, hormonal teens with the

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Speaker 7: new French Bot four thousand rumba with moving human lips

1192
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 7: that teaches your nervous teenager proper kissing technique so they

1193
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 7: don't have to practice making out with their hand like

1194
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 7: a weirdo.

1195
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 5: So they clean, then you make out.

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00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 6: With it exactly.

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00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: You know, if you think teens are clean, it's fine.

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Speaker 7: Be cool, tongue your rumba and impress your prom day

1199
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Speaker 7: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1200
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 7: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1201
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 7: we've got a laser.

1202
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 6: Those other canodle scrudles just don't. This first laser story

1203
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 6: is out of the UK.

1204
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 7: Last Friday night, twenty two year old Aaron Punton went

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Speaker 7: out with some friends, got drunk and stumbled on home.

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00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 6: She was like a good night.

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00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 7: She woke up the next morning to bird sounds, and

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Speaker 7: after opening her eyes, she saw a seagull flying around

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Speaker 7: her room.

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Speaker 6: At nobody got tempt.

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Speaker 2: Or she didn't shut the door. Knitting with seagulls, they're.

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Speaker 7: Everywhere, She wasn't sure what was going on until it

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Speaker 7: all started coming back to her. She had scooped up

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Speaker 7: the bird from outside the pub where she'd been drinking,

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Speaker 7: saying it happened without even a thought.

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is one of Alexis's animal loving friends. Yeah,

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00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: I can see that he was limping.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, waking up with like six chipmunks in the room.

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Speaker 7: Aaron went on to say, I don't even know why

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Speaker 7: he was on the ground or what made me pick

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Speaker 7: him up. I just took him home and put him

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Speaker 7: in my sitting room with a blanket.

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Speaker 2: Shocked that it's that easy to pick up a seagull.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 7: After realizing what she had done, she scooped up the

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Speaker 7: seagull again and took him to a local vet, where

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Speaker 7: Aaron was told that it had tested positive for bird floor.

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Speaker 2: That's interesting. I would have just shoot it out my

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00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: door with a broom.

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Speaker 6: Shoot it?

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Speaker 10: You did say shoot it?

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Speaker 2: Clip it.

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Speaker 7: The news left Aaron feeling sick, prompting her to disinfect

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Speaker 7: her entire home from top to bottom and even bleaching

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Speaker 7: her windows.

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Speaker 1: Whoa she was sick from bird floor or she was

1237
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: sick at what she had done?

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00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 2: Both?

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00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 8: Everyone?

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00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 6: So what does Aaron say now?

1241
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 7: She actually thinks the bird is a beauty and is

1242
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Speaker 7: hoping to adopt him if he ever gets over his

1243
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 7: long term sickness.

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Speaker 11: I was trying to get a French from Seagulls don't exist.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the veterinary clinic told her she's not allowed.

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00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 7: To adopt wild birds that she just finds on the ground,

1247
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 7: whether she's drunk or not.

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00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 6: Sorry, scill to your next laser story out of movie Headquarters.

1249
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 7: Everyone's trying to go viral with their crazy popcorn buckets.

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00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 2: Seriously, they're everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't really understand why you buy it, Like it's

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00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: a collector's edition and you sit with it in the theater.

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00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 5: Wait, this movie only out at this moment.

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00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 2: I understand that. But do you get free refills?

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Speaker 10: I hope.

1256
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 6: So some of these are expensive.

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00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 7: The latest one went a step farther though, by setting

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Speaker 7: an actual Guinness World record.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Marvel Studios recently unveiled it's fantastic four popcorn bucket. It's

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00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 7: shaped like the head of the movies villain Galactis, and

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00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 7: it's huge. That's a foot and a half wide and

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00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 7: close to a foot and a half high.

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Speaker 1: The thing is like where you put the popcornate is

1265
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: pretty big, but it's like the weird side things that

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00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: come out of the.

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00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: Evil villain's crown that make it even bigger. If it's

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00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: a full theater, though, like, where are you putting this?

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00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 2: You have to get an extra seat.

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Speaker 6: I'm showing my cohost of picture of it.

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00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 7: In comparison, it's to a large popcorn and it completely

1272
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 7: dwarf sit.

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00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like three of them.

1274
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 7: You can see the photo up on our Insta stories

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00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 7: at Broken Jeffrey. But it holds three hundred and forty

1276
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 7: one ounces of popcorn, which compared to a large popcorn

1277
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 7: that only has one hundred and seventy ounces, So it's

1278
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 7: more than double that day.

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Speaker 2: How do you get the butter on the bottom.

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Speaker 5: It takes a long time.

1281
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 7: That makes it the world's largest commercially available popcorn bucket.

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00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 5: Wow.

1284
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 6: Oh and did I mention the eyes light up?

1285
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 2: That's so cool. That is cool, except really annoying in

1286
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 2: a dark theater.

1287
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 7: Again, I don't yeah, any guesses on the price.

1288
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say thirty five bucks.

1289
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 6: Oh it goes for eighty bucks.

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00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 2: Yeh.

1291
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 7: Per bucket sold out immediately at theaters around the country.

1292
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 6: Crazy that it sold out.

1293
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 7: You can still order it at the AMC Theater Shop,

1294
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 7: but it won't ship until early December.

1295
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 5: You probably assemble it like an Ikea.

1296
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 2: Can you get it? Everyone's gonna even forget what movie

1297
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: it's from.

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00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but it could be a nice little Christmas gift.

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00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 7: Got no video games for you, billy, but here's one

1300
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 7: popcorn you remember galact To.

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Speaker 6: Come from six months ago.

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00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 2: The popcorn in it, but the.

1303
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 6: Stories out of Snacktopia.

1304
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 2: Yay.

1305
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 7: Just when you think snack flavors couldn't get any crazier.

1306
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 7: A brand comes along and says, hold my beer, Yes,

1307
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 7: what do you got. The name of the chip company

1308
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 7: is called Rewind, and it's based in the Netherlands, and

1309
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 7: they're making news because they just released corn chips that

1310
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 7: taste like nine volt batteries.

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00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 5: Oh wait, batteries.

1312
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just flashed on being a little

1313
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: kid and putting my tongue on the battery.

1314
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 7: That's exactly what they're going off of, the childhood nostalgia of.

1315
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 6: The tiny tingle that comes.

1316
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 7: From licking the tip of a nine volt which was

1317
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 7: like a weird rite of passage for little kids back

1318
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 7: in the day.

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Speaker 6: And it was good.

1320
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Speaker 5: We didn't know how bad that was.

1321
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 2: It was like metal, is it bad? I don't know

1322
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 2: why it's bad.

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Speaker 9: Battery.

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Speaker 1: It's not like I'm licking the acid, you know, like

1325
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: it's not corroded, just getting a little tingle.

1326
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, just met. It's how the movie Terminator set.

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00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 7: Anyway, Rewind wants to take you down memory lane, but

1328
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 7: in a flavorful fashion, and they say they're doing that

1329
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 7: by using a blend of citric acid and sodium bicarbonate

1330
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 7: to create that tongue tingling effect.

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Speaker 2: I want to try it.

1332
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta order it from the Netherlands.

1333
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,479
Speaker 7: But they balance it out with some mineral salts, which

1334
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 7: gives the chip a little bit.

1335
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 6: Of a metallic tang.

1336
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 9: Wow.

1337
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 7: As for how it tastes, one person online says it's

1338
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 7: definitely a flavor that sparks curiosity.

1339
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 6: Is that a good or a bad review?

1340
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 2: Is it good with salsa?

1341
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 6: You gotta taste it to try so.

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00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 7: Battery Flavor trips are now available in the Netherlands. They're

1343
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 7: soon going to hit countries across Europe, though sadly no

1344
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 7: release dates have been announced for the US.

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Speaker 6: It's probably too.

1346
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: Healthy, have to keep licking them.

1347
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Speaker 6: Next laser stories out of the Love Labs.

1348
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 7: Recent poll was done, and did you know that four

1349
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 7: percent of Gen z ers called their romantic partner bee

1350
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 7: as a pet name. Not surprisingly, zero percent of boomers.

1351
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 11: Pick that wid my mom called my dad name.

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00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 7: They usually go with the older honey, Yeah, I hate honey.

1353
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 7: But in general, which if any of the following pet

1354
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 7: names have you used most often to refer to a

1355
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 7: romantic partner. Babe came in first with twenty percent of

1356
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Speaker 7: the poll.

1357
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pet peeve for me?

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00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 7: Honey is thirteen percent. Baby was ten percent. Sweetheart had

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00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 7: six percent. That was tied with love.

1360
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I used love, and I his lover his.

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00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 6: Baby girl, not baby girl. Not Sure was four percent.

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00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 6: I never called the loved one not sure.

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00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 7: Before then the bottom dwellers were Deer at three percent, Darling,

1364
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 7: Boo and Bay were all tied at two percent, and

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01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 7: then at one percent were Angel, Sugar and Pumpkin Oo.

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01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: Interesting.

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01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 6: But speaking of Pumpkin, I bet you can't guess.

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01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 7: What fairy tale is this guy's favorite, the lost shoe.

1369
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 7: He gets excited every time Cinderella loses that glass slipper.

1370
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 6: Yes, just goes right up to the TV screen.

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01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 2: It is a beautiful slipper.

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01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 7: Sure, and that now means Laser Stories has come to

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 7: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

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01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 7: time on Friday. I remember having a dream at the

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01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 7: start of this summer, a dream that Brooke would dominate

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01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 7: in trivia.

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01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 2: I've done pretty well, Jeff, I lose every once in

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01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: a while.

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01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 7: I thought she would lay waste to our listeners all

1380
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 7: summer long and become an inspiration to millions of little

1381
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 7: girls everywhere who wanted to grow up and be like

1382
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 7: Brooke Fox be smart trivia champ, but it really hasn't

1383
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 7: gone that way.

1384
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 6: Has it, Brooke?

1385
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 2: Have I ever not disappointed you?

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01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 7: That's true, you know, and you stayed consistent. According to

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01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 7: my records, Brooke has lost at least six times over

1388
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 7: the past two months.

1389
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: She's an exaggeration.

1390
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 7: Has she lost her edge or did the margarita machine

1391
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 7: underneath her desk finally break? Either way, not looking good

1392
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 7: for you today, Brook, as you face your brand new opponent, Kira,

1393
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 7: who is a mother of two children and a psychologist

1394
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 7: who specializes in disaster response, doesn't have enough alcohol.

1395
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: She needs a margarita machine, is what I'm.

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01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 6: Here, Kira, Welcome to this.

1397
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 7: What does a disaster response specialist psychology person do?

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01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 17: I mean, all this crisis and all the crazy stuff

1399
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 17: that goes on, we kind of show up and help

1400
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 17: people recover.

1401
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 7: Will you need to counsel yourself if Brook crushes you

1402
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 7: here in trivia?

1403
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 9: Oh?

1404
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 16: I mean, maybe I could send us support team for

1405
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 16: you all.

1406
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 6: I like that, or just somebody to fix the margarita

1407
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 6: machine under.

1408
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: I can't have anyone brave enough to walk into this building.

1409
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 7: It's its own kind of crisis, right, Yeah, exactly, let's

1410
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 7: get to the game.

1411
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 11: Though.

1412
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 7: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1413
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 7: If you don't know, and you could say pass, but

1414
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 7: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1415
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1416
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 8: Absolutely?

1417
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 7: Good luck here at your time starts now. How many

1418
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 7: cheesecake dishes are listed on the Cheesecake Factory's online menu

1419
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 7: more or less than fifty more? The Senn River flows

1420
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 7: through what famous European city, prug, What world famous architect

1421
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 7: designed the famous Guggenheim Museum of Modern Art? Andloid right

1422
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 7: in a Olympic to Cathalon they have three events that

1423
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 7: involve throwing things the discus, the javelin and what else?

1424
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 13: Shot put?

1425
01:02:55,560 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 6: What's the very center of the earth called the core? Kira,

1426
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 6: She's so calm for the whole Yeah, totally focused.

1427
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 16: I felt that I think I screwed up, but that's okay.

1428
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 17: You gave it my best shot.

1429
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 6: You made it sound good no matter what happens at the.

1430
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 5: End of year, cot your thoughts, and you were able.

1431
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 6: To do good.

1432
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 2: I'm saying that she's good under stressful situations.

1433
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 6: It was very even.

1434
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 7: Now I am curious, what does a mother of two

1435
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 7: disaster response expert do for fun during the summer.

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01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 19: We have a fishing house oold, so my kids love

1437
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 19: to fish.

1438
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,919
Speaker 16: And we get some salmon and go out on the water.

1439
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 4: Okay, do you ever do what we call the bear

1440
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 4: girls dinner where you just bite the belly of a

1441
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 4: raw fish.

1442
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 6: And just right there.

1443
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 17: I can't say that I've ever done that, but you

1444
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 17: have a bottle of sic sauce on the boat just

1445
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 17: in case one let's particularly take.

1446
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, disaster relief always prepared as well.

1447
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like it.

1448
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 7: I know we need to come over to your cabin

1449
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 7: one day for dinner and enjoy that.

1450
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 6: That sounds really good. Now, Brook, it's your turn. Are

1451
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 6: you ready?

1452
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready.

1453
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. How many cheesecakes dishes are listed

1454
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 7: on the Cheesecake Factory's online menu more or less than

1455
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 7: fifty more. The Senn River flows through what famous European city, Harris.

1456
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 7: What world famous architect designed the famous Guggenheim Museum of

1457
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 7: Modern Art Guggenheim. In an Olympic decathlon, they have three

1458
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 7: events that involve throwing things, the discus, the javelin.

1459
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 6: And what else the shot put? What is the very

1460
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 6: center of the Earth called the core. That's it. Time's up.

1461
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 7: It's time to head on over the scoreboard to check

1462
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 7: out how you both did.

1463
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 3: With Jose And now it's time to give out the

1464
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 3: wood for the least funny people in the web and

1465
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 3: the Jenny, Oh.

1466
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 5: I just lost my bed in Vegas on that you

1467
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,959
Speaker 5: got too correct today.

1468
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 8: Oh Man brought three.

1469
01:04:54,080 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 7: Correct Sorry about that. Here a first go around goes

1470
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 7: to Brooke today. Let's go over the answers over thirty

1471
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 7: How many cheesecake dishes are listed on the Cheesecake.

1472
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 6: Factories online menu?

1473
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 7: Less than fifty, a mere thirty three cheesecake options for

1474
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 7: you to choose from hal Pultry. But it is National

1475
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 7: Cheesecake Day. That is why we asked the question. The

1476
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 7: sen River flows through the European city of Paris. The

1477
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 7: world famous architect designed the Guggenheim Museum of Modern Art.

1478
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 6: That would be Frank.

1479
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 10: I knew Andrew.

1480
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 6: Andrew is his son.

1481
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 2: I think he's the one that did Jeffrey second and

1482
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 2: third home.

1483
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, my grandfather's Connecticut home. So very very nice and

1484
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 7: an Olympic to caathlon. They have three events that involved

1485
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 7: throwing stuff, the discus, the javelin, and the shot put,

1486
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 7: and the very center.

1487
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 6: Of the earth is called the core.

1488
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 7: So care wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But just

1489
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 7: for playing, we are going to give you a pair

1490
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 7: of tickets to see Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and

1491
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 7: Susan Jones, all comedians, on Someeptember twentieth at the Washington

1492
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 7: State Fair.

1493
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 16: Well see, thank you, yeah.

1494
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 7: Come back soon and play again. We're gonna do wind

1495
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 7: Brooks Bucks same time

1496
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 9: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.