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Speaker 2: When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at

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Speaker 2: hear my conscience call.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 4: It is there, It is.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma

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Speaker 2: Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners have at home. It's a mother fucking mini

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Speaker 2: episode mother fucker phone.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm glad to see you back. Glad, just

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Speaker 3: glad to see my man on top.

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Speaker 4: Baby me back.

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Speaker 3: I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy.

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Speaker 2: And we were here to read some emails, to talk

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Speaker 2: some shit about what y'all have to talk about. And

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Speaker 2: we got a really exciting email that has already prompted

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Speaker 2: a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia.

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Speaker 2: It was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie

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Speaker 2: sent us an email. They started very formally, gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 4: It feels respectful. Valerie.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Valerie said, big fan of the pod, and

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Speaker 2: thank you for the double dose of fun each week.

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Speaker 2: I saw a famous comedian this past weekend who was

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Speaker 2: HBO specials. He started the show by talking about his

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Speaker 2: long journey to get his current physique. Regardless of the

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Speaker 2: particulars of this situation, I'd be curious to hear what

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Speaker 2: your thoughts are on the fierce denials regarding the use

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Speaker 2: of ozimpic versus doing the work for those in the

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Speaker 2: public eye. Thank not, thanks, Thank Valerie. Well let's start

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Speaker 2: this way, because I am now curious. O zimpa gets

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Speaker 2: offered to you. They they come to you and they say, David,

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Speaker 2: we see a lot of potential in you. We know,

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Speaker 2: we know you're hilarious, but we think there might be

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Speaker 2: a very thin leading.

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Speaker 4: Man under there. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Will you take our miracle drug and free yourself or

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Speaker 2: or rather experience a different version of yourself? Would you

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Speaker 2: buy in? Are you into that?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I like I I do well enough that I could

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Speaker 3: figure out a way to get it down. You know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Like, it's not like a no, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones

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Speaker 2: necessarily need. Hearing it makes me nervous. Obviously, Ozepic has

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Speaker 2: a purpose. It was a diabetes medication first and foremost.

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Speaker 2: It just has this odd side effect and it's not

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Speaker 3: Same. I mean, if there's one thing I've had to

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Speaker 3: and life, cheating doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: It's just like, regardless of what the scenario, the desired

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not worth wasting your time like this, like

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Speaker 2: Number One, to be able to maintain the weight loss,

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, sometimes even if you have though, right,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you have to keep taking the drug.

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Speaker 3: I think that a lot of famous people are on

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Speaker 2: But I will say, yes, it does seem to have

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Speaker 3: And I guess they don't do what you want to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that that's so. What happens with this

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Speaker 2: No, And you look at what the actual like journey

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Speaker 2: Okay, because it says that this occurs because GLP one

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Speaker 3: Is that what people call it?

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Speaker 4: I just said that for the first time ever.

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Speaker 4: Uh that that Ozie Davis.

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Speaker 3: Everything about it to me, just the nature of it,

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Speaker 3: don't know, man, at some point, American access really gets

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Speaker 2: I had to take I had to take accutane because

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Speaker 4: Hey, y'all I look weird now right?

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Speaker 4: But we'll get to that. But I look weird.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. The old guy comments they like showing

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Speaker 4: It wouldn't. It would never.

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Speaker 2: He's never gonna get to Matt Rife. He's always gonna

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which is a cool guy. Also, I do want

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's just for them to decide for themselves, and

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Speaker 3: Doing stand up comedy.

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Speaker 2: They're losers, were They're not a good example for any good,

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Speaker 3: Some stuff is just funny. It's not anything else.

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Speaker 3: It's not to be modeled after, it's not to be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think a lot of comedians are just

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Speaker 3: You truly just like, Hey, I saw this guy look weird.

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Speaker 3: What do you guys think about it?

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Speaker 4: That's fair?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't need our encouragement, but just in case

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Speaker 4: We like you the way you are?

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Speaker 4: Stupid, you stupid idiot.

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Speaker 3: You dummy. With that being said, Langston, do you want

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? You can find me at Langston Herman on all

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