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Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all, So.

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Speaker 2: Don't given them all.

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Speaker 3: Black A million bus busy.

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Speaker 4: Listening to to.

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Speaker 5: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got to do that?

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Speaker 6: You love?

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Speaker 3: water the mony up.

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Speaker 7: Look, come.

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Speaker 1: Come out. You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Now,

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Speaker 1: good morning everybody.

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Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, digny

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Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got a

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Speaker 8: radio show. The only way to find your real purpose,

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Speaker 8: your real mission in life.

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Speaker 1: You're real what for?

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Speaker 8: The thing that you got to go get it get

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Speaker 8: after is you got to connect with God. You have

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Speaker 8: to connect with him because as your creator, no one

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Speaker 8: knows better what you were made for than your maker.

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Speaker 8: I mean not just I mean, man, you just make

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Speaker 8: a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean really,

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Speaker 8: you know, people kill me with the lack of belief.

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Speaker 8: I think that science is very real. I think that

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Speaker 8: science is very applicable. I think that science helps us

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Speaker 8: learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now you

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Speaker 8: might as well under that there's some unexplainables that science

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Speaker 8: something else, and then you got the nay sayers who

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Speaker 8: use that, the non believers who use that as the

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Speaker 8: proof that there is no high calling on how being.

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Speaker 8: And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining

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Speaker 8: all that a way. If that's how you feel, then

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Speaker 8: But let me explain something to you. I just don't

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Speaker 8: see how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So

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Speaker 8: really for me to sit here and try to explain,

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Speaker 8: I'm really not that good of a guy, you know

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Speaker 8: what I mean, I'm not that person. So let me

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Speaker 8: we done. Just had that moment. I had to get

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Speaker 2: I want, I want.

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Speaker 8: I want to share something with you about when you

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Speaker 8: strike out to find your mission, or how about when

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Speaker 8: you strike out on your mission once you discover what

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Speaker 8: your purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you

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Speaker 8: set a goal and you're ready to strike out on

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Speaker 8: that goal. What happens when you set an ambition in

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Speaker 8: What's the mind set that you have to develop. There

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Speaker 8: are three things you must first ask, You must then believe,

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Speaker 8: and you must then receive.

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Speaker 1: Now the received part, all these parts.

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Speaker 8: Iss got a thing to it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta ask. You just got to ask for it.

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Speaker 8: You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not

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Speaker 8: because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then

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Speaker 8: after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe

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Speaker 8: success of other people and not thinking that that same

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Speaker 1: Can happen for somebody else.

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Speaker 8: Why do you think it keeps happening to other people

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Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh what you mean?

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Speaker 8: Receive it? I ask for it, I believe in it.

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Speaker 8: Why would I not want to receive it? Act like it,

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Speaker 8: But you got to receive it though. You gotta ask,

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Speaker 8: You gotta act as though as that Now as another

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Speaker 9: Come on, now, let's get real.

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Speaker 1: Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.

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Speaker 8: Here hear what I want you to know about when

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Speaker 8: All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.

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Speaker 8: Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act

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Speaker 8: is the beauty of the journey being a process. But

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Speaker 8: all along the way of your journey you will find

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Speaker 8: They keep thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet,

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Speaker 8: I ain't you know. It's like when you take a

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Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

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Speaker 8: If you just look out the window, see where we've

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Speaker 8: No, we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look

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Speaker 8: at what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,

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Speaker 8: have yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,

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Speaker 1: Because the journey is a process.

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Speaker 8: But man, know that in the process of arriving at

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Speaker 8: there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.

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Speaker 8: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat

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Speaker 8: or your dreams ain't come true yet.

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Speaker 1: Look up, Look up? You might discover, man, that you

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Speaker 1: living better.

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Speaker 8: You might discover that you don't have a million yet,

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Speaker 8: but you'd have made a quarter of a million? What

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Speaker 8: Remember when you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the

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Speaker 8: where you wanna be, But man, can't you thank God

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Speaker 1: Where you was? How about that? One? Huh?

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Speaker 4: All right here listening, it's a the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, it is here the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 8: showing this very very blessed morning. Oh God, thank you

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Speaker 8: Lord for waking me up today. Man, I show appreciate it.

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Speaker 8: So listen, everybody, start with gratitude. It changes your attitude

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Speaker 8: and that produces entirely different altitude. Oh man, it's all

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Speaker 8: about the tood this morning. Baby, it's the three tooths

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Speaker 8: gratitude attitude altitude.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I just made that up. I'm gonna put that

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Speaker 9: on a T shirt. No I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Please, don't nobody do that.

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Speaker 4: Make up your mind with it or not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but nah, just out there.

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Speaker 8: I did that once before. Man, I did something and

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Speaker 8: somebody stole the domains. Soon as I said it, dot

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Speaker 8: Com end up having to pay them five thousand to

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Speaker 8: get it back.

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Speaker 8: So I said, Okay, ain't no problem. Bet it won't

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Speaker 2: No good.

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Speaker 1: Hell well they didn't think of that. Yep.

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Speaker 8: Me and Tommy tried to get that. Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry calling for real. Mississippi Monica killed Space better

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Speaker 8: known as Junior and the legendary is Nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: We are here, junior, what's on your mind? Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you this, unc man.

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Speaker 11: You highly successful, You've had a storied life, You've been

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Speaker 11: in it everywhere around the world, faithful, Like what is

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep doing it?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 9: To be honest, man, it's a couple of things.

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Speaker 8: First of all, I think I've been so blessed that

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Speaker 8: the work that I do doesn't really feel like work now.

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Speaker 8: It's challenging to do at times, as is everybody's job.

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Speaker 8: There are some things about it that's not pleasant, and

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Speaker 8: it requires a discipline to do our job, to be

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Speaker 8: But I've been very blessed in that my work is

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Speaker 8: say and remember about me. And I'm telling you right

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Speaker 8: now has nothing to do with comedy. And then thirdly,

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Speaker 8: if Marjorie could just stop shopping.

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Speaker 1: That's never gonna happen.

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Speaker 8: I could, you know, at least look at some type

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Speaker 9: That's just her, you know, it's it's really them.

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Speaker 8: You know when you have kids, man, and you're they

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Speaker 1: They ain't gone.

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Speaker 8: They still need help and they still have request of you.

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Speaker 8: And these requests ain't simple no more. Ain't no Can

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Speaker 8: I use the car? Can I go over so and

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Speaker 8: so house? It ain't that no more. It's wade big

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Speaker 8: a request.

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Speaker 1: Help me with my business? No, ain'tybody help me with mine?

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Speaker 1: Help me with your Hell?

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Speaker 12: No, all right, don't stop shopping, Marjorie, keep it going,

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Speaker 12: girl coming up next to his a nephew and run

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Speaker 12: that prank back right after this.

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Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 13: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?

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Speaker 13: Are you ready for a mop.

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Speaker 4: And bucket clean?

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Speaker 13: And half the time make the swap to swipper power

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Speaker 13: mop the only one. Cleaning Hero has a builtiness solution

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Speaker 13: that breaks down dirt and grind like magic.

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Speaker 4: With hundreds of scrubbing strips.

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Speaker 13: On the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease. Plus,

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Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 6: What you got this right here, Shirley? Is lunchtime date?

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Speaker 6: Lunchtime date? It just bothers me when I'm at work.

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Speaker 6: You know, we at lunch and I'm going out with

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Speaker 1: What do you want though?

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Speaker 4: On your nerves?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Why can't I hear my time? You know?

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Speaker 6: Thats just I don't get that lunchtime date? Here it is,

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Speaker 10: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh street to Alan.

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Speaker 14: It is Alan.

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Speaker 10: Who is this Alan? Yo? This deck man? Check us out, bro.

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Speaker 10: You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right yeah, yeah, so baby?

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Speaker 10: Something wrong? No no, no, no, no no no. I work

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Speaker 10: just like I said this there, man, I work with

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Speaker 10: with you. It just seemed like you just cut in

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Speaker 14: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ho ho Hold up on,

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Speaker 14: lunch with my lady, son?

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Speaker 10: Like I said, you know, we just we just spending time,

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Speaker 14: You know that rude rude you you okay. First of all,

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Speaker 14: all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with

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Speaker 10: This ain't no date.

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Speaker 14: Y'are supposed to be a work.

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Speaker 10: No, we are at work. We call like I said,

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Speaker 10: we call workers you know, this just seemed like half

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Speaker 10: We're supposed to be having lust together and she talking

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Speaker 10: to you the hole. What's your name be named there?

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Speaker 14: Derek Dere All right, Derek, you work at the same

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Speaker 10: Huh yeah?

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Speaker 14: I mean yeah, I mean at the job y'all work

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Speaker 14: You kings about to jump up, way way different for

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Speaker 10: Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What

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Speaker 10: act like you don't see her. You look like you

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Speaker 10: why is it so important that you waste a whole

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Speaker 14: Why don't you go out there and get and then

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Speaker 14: you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front

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Speaker 14: of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked down the

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Speaker 14: aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,

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Speaker 14: We take care of this. He helped me hold it down,

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Speaker 14: and this you you. You ain't you know, it's like

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Speaker 14: you if you don't ever want to come in and

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Speaker 14: do what they got some always want to come in

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Speaker 14: and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?

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Speaker 14: Take take this advice and see what it works.

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Speaker 10: Works for you.

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Speaker 14: Go to the church, library, grocery, stoul, whatever to find

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Speaker 14: your debt, and you get you a chick. You get

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Speaker 14: her for a minute, You caught her for a minute.

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Speaker 14: You romance for men.

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Speaker 10: That's what real men do.

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Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 10: That's what I did.

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Speaker 14: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's that's my heart.

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Speaker 14: You trying to sit up there in front of lunch

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Speaker 14: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell

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Speaker 14: you what, bro, It may not be today, it may

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Speaker 14: not be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me

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Speaker 14: me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation.

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Speaker 14: It's gonna be a face to face you all.

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Speaker 10: Man. I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.

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Speaker 10: All I'm done, Okay, like I'm saying, I'm not trying

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Speaker 10: to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every day

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Speaker 14: That's Wight supposed to talk to every guy day. That's

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Speaker 14: what a real do. You don't know about that because

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Speaker 14: you are You ain't no real. All you know about

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Speaker 14: is trying to holler at some street. You don't know

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Speaker 14: what it is to put in work like a real

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Speaker 14: the family, the kids, and fixing the yards and fences.

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Speaker 14: And you don't know nothing about that. All you know

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Speaker 14: about is being a roach. Wife can't even go to work.

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Speaker 14: But I'm like you trying to step in and don't

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Speaker 14: mean no guy, But that's okay. Like I promise you

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Speaker 14: I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I

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Speaker 14: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this

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Speaker 14: house is gonna go. It may not be to night,

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Speaker 14: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now

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Speaker 14: and then, you gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you.

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Speaker 10: And I what's your saying that means I would come

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Speaker 10: see you by tomorrow?

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Speaker 14: Son?

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Speaker 10: You mean you Derek?

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Speaker 14: That's your name right, Derek?

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Speaker 10: My name, my name is there.

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Speaker 14: Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in

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Speaker 14: my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I

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Speaker 14: see it, you can please believe that. Please believe that

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Speaker 14: talk to about a little friend at lunch and like,

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Speaker 14: how'll help get my up anyway?

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Speaker 10: I got your number how to Rachel phone? But that's

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Speaker 10: besides the going about bunch from y'all.

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Speaker 15: Ain't that cool?

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Speaker 10: I don't think.

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Speaker 14: I ain't never heard of no deres before the day

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Speaker 14: and what set you're calling me talking about? You was

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Speaker 14: at lunch every day with wife.

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Speaker 10: And you about dog. Oh, it's a friendly lunch date.

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Speaker 10: Just what it is.

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Speaker 14: I know how you just do friendly.

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Speaker 10: I know about all that. You ain't fooling me.

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Speaker 14: I know, like you who pray on Mary women all

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Speaker 14: the time because they like you. But that's like I said,

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Speaker 14: it's gonna change foe.

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Speaker 10: Okay, dog, Here's here's what you don't know. What you

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Speaker 10: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing off all

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Speaker 10: the more than me. Tommy tom What's Tommy Tommy is

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Speaker 10: always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need

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Speaker 10: to be worried about.

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Speaker 14: You have Tommy? Who who Tommy?

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Speaker 10: Dogdag nephew Tommy man, check this out. This is nephew

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Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steel Harbin Morning show your wife Rachel

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Speaker 10: got me the prank phone call you. Oh he believe

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Speaker 10: y'all did this? Man?

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Speaker 14: May I suld have come down to.

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Speaker 2: Man, Man, I am now.

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Speaker 14: You don't I gonna burn that building down?

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Speaker 10: You don't even know.

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Speaker 14: Hey, I'm right, Tommy. This this is my prediction. Somebody

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Speaker 14: gonna suck you up for real, y'all.

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Speaker 10: You just play you may y'all trip it hey, man,

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Speaker 10: check it out. You got to tell me this man,

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Speaker 10: what is the baddest radio show in the lane?

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Speaker 14: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 8: Man?

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Speaker 10: Of course.

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Speaker 6: Came and your wife has some peace and quiet at work.

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Speaker 6: Got oh, you know what is it? Not honestly calling

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Speaker 6: every daya same time? Just ooh interrupting everything man, and

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Speaker 6: we get to appetize as first.

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Speaker 9: God.

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Speaker 4: All right, thank you.

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Speaker 12: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This one's from

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Speaker 12: Sean or Shan, I should say in Tupelo, Chan says,

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Speaker 12: I have a girlfriend that stays at my house a

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Speaker 12: lot because she gets in fights with her boyfriend. I

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Speaker 12: told her that we're going to do a roommate situation,

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Speaker 12: and she got an attitude.

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Speaker 4: If she's here for weeks at a time, is it

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Speaker 4: unreasonable to charge her?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, we running into that same situation on

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Speaker 8: this show right here, and so like this is like

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Speaker 8: right up, eye at it right here.

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Speaker 1: You know I would say this, I would say, actually, it's.

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Speaker 8: Gonna get into some type of charge. Yes, it's not

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Speaker 8: gonna it's not going to start right away. See See

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Speaker 8: it's the mindset of the person that does the favor

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Speaker 8: that usually changes to earthy.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you could stay here, girl, Come on, Steve, And

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Speaker 8: One of the people the couple, Hey, gonna gonna do

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Speaker 8: something and forget that that they're gonna forget that the

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Speaker 8: guest is there and they're gonna walk and.

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Speaker 1: Go, whoa, I ain't.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you. And then he gonna

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Speaker 8: go he gonna go back up there and go how

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Speaker 8: long is she gonna be here? And then you're gonna

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Speaker 8: start getting questioned, and then you know, he gonna go

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Speaker 8: in there, and you know, to get his favorite little snack.

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Speaker 8: It's gonna be gone, Hey, bababy, baby, what I'm to

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Speaker 8: all to lunch meet? She made a sandwich, all right?

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Speaker 8: And then now you know and then you get yeah,

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Speaker 8: and then you get this, and then you get this right, hellong,

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Speaker 8: you gonna be in now once once he can't get

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Speaker 8: it in that bathroom and you donate that sandwich.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared him. At night, they're gonna start charging. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: the charge is coming.

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Speaker 12: The charge is coming, Okay, So it's not unreasonable, all right,

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Speaker 12: thank you for that feel of Moving on to Tranise

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Speaker 12: in Franklinton uh Trianise says, I'm in my early thirties

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Speaker 12: and my husband is not ready to have children, so

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Speaker 12: he got me a puppy. He doesn't help me with

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Speaker 12: the dog and he doesn't want it to roam freely

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Speaker 10: Wow?

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Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna tell you this. The puppy as wonderful

445
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 8: as pets can be. Sometime, that ain't no baby. No,

446
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 8: I'm gonna just tell you that right now. It ain't

447
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 8: even close. I don't know how he done got away

448
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 8: with the sucker mood is long. But you taking that

449
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 8: puppy instead of that baby? Okay, I'm just here to

450
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 8: tell you that ain't the same thing. He got you

451
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 8: the puppy because he not ready to have a child.

452
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 8: But he didn't really want the puppy. But he don't

453
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 8: want the child more than he don't want the puppy.

454
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 4: He doesn't want animals, pets, children, nothing. He just doesn't

455
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 4: want anything.

456
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 8: I don't I can't say that he ain't gonna help

457
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 8: with your child. I don't think that that's a sign

458
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 8: that he won't. Maybe he just don't care for pets.

459
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 8: But you all probably should have had this discussion before

460
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 8: you got married. Yeah, because it is totally the responsibility

461
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 8: of the woman to carry the child one thousand percent. Really,

462
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 8: you know you can end that talking about laying your

463
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 8: us talking me, Oh, I can hear the baby kick

464
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,479
Speaker 8: or the baby kicking, because even after while we get

465
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 8: tired of that, baby is moving again. Yeah yeah, okay.

466
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 8: You know after we feely kicked ten times, the eleventh time,

467
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 8: thrill is gone.

468
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: We beata.

469
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 12: Wow, being pregnant, that's one of the best parts of pregnancy.

470
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: Well you know, and I mean I can't.

471
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 8: I'm telling you what you all do having a baby

472
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 8: is just an amazing accomplishment and it seems me like

473
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 8: for me a horrific experience.

474
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 7: You just do it.

475
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: Oh God, but this man in particular, I know, baby,

476
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 3: what you're gonna do.

477
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: See baby, baby kicking, Get it out take me now.

478
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 4: You just five months, sir, Calm down.

479
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't get gas without going through some things.

480
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: Growing in me.

481
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 4: Moving God, and you're gonna love his name, Steve. Moving

482
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 4: on to Flossie and Harlem.

483
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.

484
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 12: Flossie says, I've been dating a married man for close

485
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 12: to ten years and his wife is ill. I've been

486
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 12: sending food over there to them, and he's appreciative. His

487
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 12: daughter found out and she called and rudely asked me

488
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 12: who I was should I tell her or keep the peace?

489
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: No, keep the peace, keep the peace.

490
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 9: Just a friend, keep the peace.

491
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 8: See why you want to know? See listen to me.

492
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 8: Your motive for helping has to remain period clean. Your

493
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 8: motive can't be because now you mad, because you've been

494
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 8: the number two for ten years voluntarily, I may have yea,

495
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 8: So now you want it?

496
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah it's me.

497
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 8: I'm his mistress. I'm helping your mama. Yeah, that's that's

498
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 8: how you get shot at at That's how you get

499
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 8: shot at at the stovee Okay, So no, this is

500
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 8: not about you. Let's pray for the woman. Yeah, yes,

501
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 8: stay out, you all. That's sending food over there. You

502
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 8: know you could be one of the reasons she's still sick.

503
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 8: What is you putting in the food?

504
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 7: Ah?

505
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 4: Answer that one, flossy.

506
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 9: I watched for rising files. Your ass is now own blast.

507
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 16: He turned to a suspect.

508
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 9: You're suspect.

509
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Now you're just a mistress.

510
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 9: Your ass is now suspect.

511
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 12: Moving on to Bam in Ohio Bam Rights. I'm married

512
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 12: and my husband's parents live with us in our basement.

513
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 12: I was in the basement doing laundry and I saw

514
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 12: my father in law, taking matters into his own hands.

515
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 12: I tried to look away, but he noticed me. He

516
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 12: keeps making jokes about it, and my husband and I

517
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 12: are uncomfortable.

518
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 4: How do we move past this?

519
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: All right?

520
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 8: See bam, it's two people downstairs that's always creating a problem.

521
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 9: Again. But that's what I was saying before in one

522
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 9: of the early ones.

523
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 8: The people that own the house gonna come down, and

524
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 8: the guests gonna they're gonna run into him and bump

525
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 8: into him. Now he down there taking matters into his

526
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 8: own hand. I know what you're talking about. And now

527
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 8: he joking about it. I don't know what his ignorant

528
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 8: as to say.

529
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: Oh you saw that?

530
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 8: Huh, oh, you know, look look through me a little bit,

531
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 8: you know, a little quick with it, and what they

532
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 8: called me, you know, quick drawl, mister.

533
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: Steve Harbin Martin show Man.

534
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 17: Uncle comes from a niece or a nephew. That's when

535
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 17: you say uncle. If it's not your uncle, guess what

536
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 17: it's yours? Ever, my uncle, get your own uncle?

537
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: Hold on time.

538
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 4: Why is you so possessed?

539
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Because this is my uncle. I'm the one that was

540
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: born with a rich and if you wasn't you just

541
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: didn't get one. Okay, but watch this Steve.

542
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 16: Yeah, he says something.

543
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show coming up right after.

544
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 8: I'm gonna just play this for you, short version of it.

545
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 8: This is my reaction listening to Shirley Murdos as we laid.

546
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 8: This is the reason I'm ticked off, because this happened

547
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 8: too many the eighties. I was at a girl's house

548
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 8: all night long, and I don't know why Shirley thought,

549
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 8: will necessary write a damn song about such a bad memory?

550
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: For eight hundred minute calm morning we left the next.

551
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 7: Help.

552
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 15: Now we get to back.

553
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 4: The christ this we've you got to face one simple fat.

554
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 8: We do.

555
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 4: Someone said they.

556
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: We ain't just slept no nightems I ain't been joys

557
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: to just go leave me.

558
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 15: Over across your oh here, Yeah.

559
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: We always go to sleep a week days.

560
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 8: It's still supposed to last night. We're supposed to be

561
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 8: to go on our separate way.

562
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: I was snowing. We have We're just supposed to have

563
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: a lovely you out of the holy you got some love?

564
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 10: Just get.

565
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: I forgot that you knew I was late snowing. You

566
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: can't sleep when I'm snowing like that, legs hanging all.

567
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: Jes surprised.

568
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: Rice. We had to pay now up in this day,

569
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: I can't from my drawers, stay down my shoe in

570
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: the kitchen.

571
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know whether tied jacket turned inside out.

572
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 8: I'm trying to get you this car. What is you

573
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 8: saying about my wife phones?

574
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: I know I had when you that's me. You don't

575
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: want to hurt her? What you take diffen to do?

576
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: She's gonna understand the day. I'm right, She's unerstand. You

577
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: know it's crazy if I'm not.

578
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 8: Let's shirley you oh your won. I can't stand that

579
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 8: veil right there as we slept deep. What is the

580
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 8: veils not going out for?

581
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: Whatever was the veil?

582
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 18: At one thirty?

583
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: You forgot about cars? Your fucking.

584
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 10: You know.

585
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: He counts up.

586
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 8: You ain't got to deal with the cost. I know

587
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 8: what got drivers and explain it. That's not it helping.

588
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 8: Like Thomas says, eight hundred miss phone calls, seventy nine texts,

589
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 8: all of.

590
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: Them from her. You better be dead.

591
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 8: I'm driving home trying to think of what I'm in

592
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 8: this bust my mouth on the wheel, I'm thinking classic,

593
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 8: what is the.

594
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: What was the bill? At one thirty.

595
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 8: Thou sit a bit looking at me talking about that

596
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 8: the sunlight crossed your face.

597
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: It ain't supposed to be no light on me. That

598
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: was the wild though jacket was in. I wanted to

599
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: find my taking off here in the kitchen. I went home.

600
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 9: I ain't got no shirt. I just got a town.

601
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't even find.

602
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 16: You know, you gotta go home and face your wife.

603
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: You never it up to call.

604
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 18: You know you ain't got going to do.

605
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: It's over.

606
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 18: You want to have no draws? Dem old man, you can't.

607
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: University?

608
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 18: Why is your drawers? See what happened?

609
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 6: I'm not taking the pants off. If I ain't got

610
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 6: no drawers on? The pants stay on all the whole night?

611
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 6: Are they?

612
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: Though? I didn't know?

613
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 4: Well, how did you misplaced them?

614
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: Over there?

615
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 8: I was toilet at the airportn't make it myself.

616
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: I had a little accident in them, so I just

617
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: left them in. Because I'm.

618
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 4: You're lying. It's time to get out of here. Lie,

619
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 4: we lie.

620
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Its Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Can I tell you

621
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: something about me? And God?

622
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 8: I already know I am one of his favorites. Now

623
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 8: listen to me before you start stumbling all over yourself

624
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 8: one night and why you got to be the favorite?

625
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 8: You can be his too, Yes you can. He had

626
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 8: billions of favorites. If you won't be, he's capable of that.

627
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 10: You know.

628
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: He ain't like me like you know, like I have

629
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: a favorite child, I just do.

630
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 9: That's all to it. And I ain't got to fixed that.

631
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 8: I ain't gotta tell that to you, you know, and

632
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 8: they't know who they are too, because when they come

633
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 8: up to me, it just depends on what day it is.

634
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 8: I have a favorite child, but God has a lot

635
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 8: of favorite child and you can get to be one

636
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 8: good thing.

637
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 9: Ain't the Lord here? Say that took a turn, didn't it?

638
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Halling Marny Show.

639
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, a talking about right now.

640
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 9: I had a real godly and then just a real

641
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 9: black moment.

642
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: All that this more, Steve, you'll coming up right up to.

643
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,640
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644
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,319
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645
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646
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650
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651
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652
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: Time now for would you rather?

653
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 12: Would you rather wear pajamas to a radio studio your job?

654
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 12: Or would you rather work from home in a suit?

655
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to the studio.

656
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 4: No in pajamas.

657
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: Anybody gonna see me. I'm just gonna be suited from

658
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: the waist up.

659
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 4: Just from the waist up, I'll get you in trouble.

660
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 1: Don't stand up and draw right.

661
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 8: There so you the half naked people that was in

662
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 8: our uh stop a letter today? Just on the side

663
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 8: of your house with your pants off.

664
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: It don't really matter to me. I go either.

665
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 8: To work or I can wear the suit from the house.

666
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 8: I'm comfortable either way. I got a nice half for jam.

667
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: Rocking over some coals, slides and stuff.

668
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 6: All right?

669
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 4: Would you rather be five inches shorter or have two

670
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: left feet?

671
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 9: Tommy?

672
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm starting to feel like all these

673
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: are written for me.

674
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 9: I'm sick of this.

675
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: What what they said?

676
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

677
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 12: Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather

678
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 12: have two left feet, I'm.

679
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: Gonna go with them two left feet. I'm not lord.

680
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 6: He can not get any shorter. Hey, I just be

681
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 6: walking letting left circles. I don't care whatever.

682
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 8: Two left feet, Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take two left feet,

683
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 8: and then I just tell people I'm slew.

684
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: Footed, walking like a spike lee.

685
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about your junior?

686
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 16: I have the two left feet. I mean I can't

687
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 16: afford to give a bike, all right.

688
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 12: Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an

689
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 12: unknown billionaire?

690
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: Unknown b Yeah.

691
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 12: Here, mister Richard famous, what's your famous and wealthy?

692
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 4: You're already that? Or an unknown billionaire?

693
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 8: Yep, you give me that billion You can kiss my

694
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 8: black behind. Good back handed to me.

695
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off

696
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: we he Ah'm doing good?

697
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 4: No more.

698
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 9: I saw him in Marjorie in the south of France

699
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 9: on somebody's yacht.

700
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: And that's mine. All right?

701
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 4: One more if we can sew them.

702
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 8: At the Watch convention in Geneva's I think some people

703
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 8: took him over there.

704
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: We flew ourself.

705
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 6: I might be an unknown billionaire, but by the time

706
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 6: you give me this billion y'all don't know me. Trust me,

707
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make myself very well known.

708
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 4: That's our round of would you rather for today?

709
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have

710
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 8: yourself a happy and a safe new year from all

711
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 8: of us here to Steve Harvey.

712
00:40:58,719 --> 00:40:58,959
Speaker 1: Morning.

713
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, your man, your boy, is that you're

714
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 12: in nineteen eighty six.

715
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 4: As you told us earlier, it was twenty one dollar.

716
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: Brown and heaving. You're not staying here though.

717
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 12: Junior and Temmy, all you guys are here for what

718
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 12: you say, what you say you're gonna do.

719
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 4: You tell them Jay, what you say you wanna.

720
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 15: You know, everybody rap running upbout this time. People make

721
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 15: plans or I'm gonna do this. It's gonna be a

722
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 15: new year.

723
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 18: I'm gonna start off French, but I got it right here.

724
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 15: What you say you're gonna do and what you're really

725
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 15: gonna do now, you say you're gonna go to the

726
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 15: gym and work out, for what you're gonna do is

727
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 15: join the membership, go one day with your big ass,

728
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 15: and then you're gonna complain the jeans is nasty and

729
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 15: you ain't going back. That's what you don't do.

730
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: That's what you're really gonna do. What you really don't do?

731
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 15: You saying you're gonna save some money. This, yeah, that's

732
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 15: what you say you gonna do. I'm saving money. Save

733
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 15: what you doesn't save about five as soon as that

734
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 15: sail come around.

735
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: It's all.

736
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 18: What you say you're gonna do.

737
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 15: But what you're really gonna do. You say you're gonna

738
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 15: be nicer to your mother in law. You're gonna call

739
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 15: on the phone trying to be nice. You're gonna figure

740
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 15: about three minutes into this damn conversation it ain't.

741
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 18: Worth talking to her ass at all.

742
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: That's what you.

743
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 15: What you say you're gonna do, and what you're gonna do, ladies,

744
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 15: you said it is I'm getting rid of him. He's useless,

745
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 15: he ain't no good, he ain't doing nothing but taking

746
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 15: me down. And I'm gonna be about me this year.

747
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 15: But what you're gonna do is let him hit it

748
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 15: one more time and then you're gonna break it off.

749
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 10: That's what you don't.

750
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that.

751
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: What you do, that what you're really gonna do.

752
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 15: You said, I'm gonna stop smoking that stuff smoking no

753
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 15: more because it ain't good for you. But you're gonna

754
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 15: look at that big dash you got her. They said, well,

755
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 15: I got to clean that up. I got to get

756
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 15: rid of all of that.

757
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he's letting that got away.

758
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: Jay, I got one.

759
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 15: You got one.

760
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 8: You do, and what you do you make your New

761
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 8: Year's resolution that you ain't gonna cuss no more. You

762
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 8: are headed to your best friend. Hey, man, I ain't

763
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 8: gonna cust no more. He said, Well, your fat ass

764
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 8: should have said you was gonna lose some weight and stay.

765
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 10: Man, you.

766
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: Just fire off right there, man, that's what you're really

767
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: gonna do. That's all resolution over with soon as you.

768
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 18: He said about your weight away, what you do is

769
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 18: kiss my you know what?

770
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: Right off back at Yeah, now that's gone.

771
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 15: Oh you say you're gonna spend more time with your

772
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 15: grandkids because you love him.

773
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 18: You don't get to see him much. They're gonna come

774
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 18: over there one day.

775
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 15: You're gonna figure out it's just better to send there,

776
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 15: ask five dollars in a card and call it a damn.

777
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 18: I don't need him over here, all.

778
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: His ass, but not least you saying I'm gonna read.

779
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 18: The Bible more. Come on, so to God because I

780
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 18: need him in my life.

781
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 15: When you're gonna figure out, Joe Lostin come on in

782
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 15: the morning and I got this.

783
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 18: I got to read a damn that's what my gonna

784
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 18: do and what you're gonna do?

785
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: O Jay?

786
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: How about this?

787
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 8: Jay?

788
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: I ain't eating pork no more. I gave it up

789
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: pork every year.

790
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 4: I'm giving it up right after first.

791
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 11: I ain't gonna have January first, sausage, bacon hands all on.

792
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: The same plate with eggs, grits. You wanna donna give up?

793
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 16: No pork, that's what you really don't do it?

794
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: Last one you decided that you gonna pay.

795
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 9: Your ties this year.

796
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 1: I'm paying all my ties this year.

797
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 8: Next Sunday, Pastor pull up in a new ride. I'm

798
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 8: not helping him make payments.

799
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: On new cast, Steve.

800
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 18: That's what I'm not going to start with. Oh hell no,

801
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 18: I'm not.

802
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 4: I guts, thank you so much.

803
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 12: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with the

804
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 12: frank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening

805
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 12: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the

806
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 12: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's

807
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 12: my strawberry letter for today.

808
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 4: Subject.

809
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 12: He took it out at the dinner table. All right,

810
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 12: we'll get into that. Uh just a little bit.

811
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 4: Everything wrong with that right now? The nephew is here,

812
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 4: wrong with that right there?

813
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 18: To tell you this table, Let me show you something.

814
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: We eat and then come on.

815
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 4: The nephew is here with today, Frank phone call, what

816
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 4: do you have? Nepht are you?

817
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: Wait? What are you?

818
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 7: What are you for?

819
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: My mama? He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your

820
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: mother's tree. Mama tree, my mama tree.

821
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 4: So mess it with it.

822
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: Acting that tree. That's that tree. We played hide and

823
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: gonna seek out.

824
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 6: Tibout their thirty five ft five fifty big things about.

825
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 8: Not here.

826
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: That's my that that my mama that God got down. Hello, man,

827
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: I speak to Lord.

828
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, this lord terror?

829
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 14: Who this terror?

830
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 19: I about ten minutes from the yard, big dog.

831
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: This ain't no tr Look man, it's this Lord to

832
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: work for.

833
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 6: Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and

834
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 6: hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama

835
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 6: maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she

836
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 6: got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to

837
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 6: cut this whole tree down. Because you didnet messed it up,

838
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 6: and you would the one that just drove through here.

839
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 19: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,

840
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 19: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I

841
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 19: ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.

842
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 6: Just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours ago

843
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 6: and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,

844
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 6: my mama up that tree been and I finished twenty

845
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 6: five years and if you just came down the.

846
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 19: Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't

847
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,479
Speaker 19: been down Clayton Roll today.

848
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 2: How did you get this number?

849
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 6: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.

850
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 6: Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.

851
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 19: Well, Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.

852
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

853
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: Call it call him back down? Hello Lord? Did you

854
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: just hang up on me?

855
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on

856
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: Clayton Roll today.

857
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 10: Now you know what?

858
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 6: Look, I told you you just came down Clayton Road

859
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 6: and just and just tore my mama tree up.

860
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: All lived down. No residential neighborhood today. Man, Quit calling

861
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 2: my phone with that look.

862
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: My grandmama planted that tree.

863
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: Now you're planted it moved to my then cut the

864
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: branches off.

865
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: The c ofer and them branches is clear enough.

866
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 6: You're not supposed to be driving them mateen wheel trucks

867
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 6: down this residential area like this here.

868
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 2: Man, I was making delivery. Got if I had to

869
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 2: come down that tree, I would have. But I told

870
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: you I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.

871
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now

872
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.

873
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 2: If I hadn't deliver down there, I would have came

874
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: down that street. I ain't had to come down there.

875
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I

876
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: do know.

877
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 2: And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No no, no, no, no.

878
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 6: No, no, I got the right driver. And what I

879
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 6: do know is you then told my mama tree up.

880
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 6: We got to cut this on tree down. And you

881
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 6: know what you gonna pay for this?

882
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that tree, and.

883
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: K I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.

884
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama

885
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: and both of y'all go out there and playing another

886
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 2: street in.

887
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 6: We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in

888
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 6: our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get

889
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 6: your swoop behind this tree.

890
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 2: Bring it on, then bring your dong and bring the

891
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: tree which.

892
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.

893
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what if you that bad? Then

894
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 2: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street

895
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 2: today I meet don't Clayton Street with the tree.

896
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,479
Speaker 6: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because

897
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 6: I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.

898
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 6: You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there

899
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 6: crying behind this street because you done told the limbs

900
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 6: off of it and we got to cut it down

901
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 6: that because you.

902
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: Done messed it up.

903
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 2: Go give her napkin this jell a wife. But mind then,

904
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: I ain't been down on street.

905
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.

906
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 6: Now see you tripping now, dog, I ain't tripping dog

907
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,959
Speaker 6: you already Look man, I grew up with this tree

908
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 6: in my front yard.

909
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: I grew up with this tree. Now you got the

910
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: nerve and.

911
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 6: Drive through here and driving too fast, because if.

912
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: You have drove so you wouldn't have been hitting.

913
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 6: All them limbs like that, y'all being running down here

914
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 6: too fast, dough here.

915
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: Man, look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't

916
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 2: been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,

917
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 2: if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will

918
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 2: all right now. I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,

919
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: there ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I

920
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: ain't been down on Clayton Street.

921
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 6: It's one thing you can do about it. You can

922
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 6: pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.

923
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna

924
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: get it at you. But you you gonna you coming

925
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: over here.

926
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that

927
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 6: big truck around and bring your butt on over here

928
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 6: right now.

929
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: Well, I might well go on and turn it around

930
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: because I ain't paying for no tree. I'm kidding right now.

931
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 6: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you

932
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 6: get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is

933
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 6: here sitting up there looking at that. What you have

934
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 6: done in this tree?

935
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 2: So bring your own Yeah, well, look at here, take

936
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: that tree and stuve it up. You out your yo

937
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: all right. I ain't be a word with you in

938
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 2: this tree no more because I have told you what.

939
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 10: Let me aim this tree.

940
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 6: You come on right now, because you don't know what

941
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 6: this tree mean to me. This tree right here used

942
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 6: to be home based for hide and go seek?

943
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 10: Are you crying?

944
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: You big?

945
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 10: You crying too? Man?

946
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 2: Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree dog, look

947
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 2: at wipe your eyes and the hell with you this

948
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: tree right there, I'm turning my you just meet me

949
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:57,959
Speaker 2: on Peyton Street.

950
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 10: All right, let me tell you something.

951
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: This tree he used to be first base for kickball?

952
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,959
Speaker 1: Do you hit me? Dude?

953
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 2: I done told you one. I ain't tree.

954
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 10: All right?

955
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: No hel around this dude?

956
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 6: Your name Lord, but you ain't l L L is

957
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 6: cool Jay, and he wouldn't not he wouldn't not help

958
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 6: come down here?

959
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: And to what my mama tree here? Not that kind

960
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: of person. But you you lord?

961
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 6: Hey?

962
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: You crying for?

963
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 6: Man?

964
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 2: What crying for?

965
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: Could you done messed up my mama tree?

966
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,479
Speaker 2: You sound like a herold. I'm crying because my mama

967
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: tree broke.

968
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring you down.

969
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: I believe that in ten minutes to meet your.

970
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: Where's that more than me, My uncles is here, my

971
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: cousin is here.

972
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 2: All up, the braid of brunt family. What bring I

973
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 2: tell you what I tell right now? It's gonna be

974
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 2: hot water in this day.

975
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,

976
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: knock you out and that's what you finnah.

977
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 2: Get al m, Come on with it because I'm here

978
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 2: all right, no running.

979
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: Cool, don't make me listen straight up. I'm gonna tell

980
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: you one more thing about this tree, and you listening

981
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: to me? I'm listening, bro, Is you listening?

982
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 2: I told you what. I don't give it about that,

983
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 2: but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.

984
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. This is nephew Timmy from

985
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 6: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

986
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy JJ.

987
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 2: And look, man, what did you just say?

988
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 6: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

989
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy.

990
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 2: You got to be kidding me.

991
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 6: Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you

992
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 6: ain't been on Clayton Street.

993
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: Joe oh Man, You alright? Don't hey?

994
00:53:59,160 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 10: Man?

995
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land?

996
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show made.

997
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 18: About to get it.

998
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 4: You were about to get it.

999
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: Come on right here, man, what as you crying for?

1000
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 9: Like tree uncle?

1001
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 4: Here my cousin the bready buch huh, I'm by myself.

1002
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: Playing another one.

1003
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: I don't.

1004
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm telling you can do that, damn tree man. I

1005
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: told her I ain't been down Clayon Street today. Wow.

1006
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 1: Oh what did I tell y'all?

1007
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 6: Milwaukee, the nephew was coming m l K weekend to

1008
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 6: the m Pride.

1009
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: Pride.

1010
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 6: It's Saturday Sunday. Tigre's gonna sell right now. Ignorance is

1011
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 6: on the way. I ain't but done comedy in Milwaukee,

1012
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 6: but I bet I'm about to do it now. Yeah, EMAILK.

1013
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: We can't. We're gonna set this thing.

1014
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 4: Oh fuck bundle us.

1015
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 12: Oh fock all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next

1016
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 12: it is a strawberry letter. The subject he took it

1017
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 12: out at the dinner table. What we'll get into that.

1018
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 12: Right after this, it's time to talk about life insurance.

1019
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 12: It's one of those things that everyone should have, and

1020
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 12: Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just

1021
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 12: a simple application and coverage options up to one hundred

1022
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 12: thousand dollars.

1023
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 4: Get the coverage you.

1024
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 12: Need in twenty twenty five. Go online at Globelifradio dot

1025
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 12: com or call one eight hundred two five one fifty

1026
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 12: four hundred to apply in minutes. That's Globelifradio dot com

1027
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 12: or one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred.

1028
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now

1029
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 4: for today's Strawberry Letter.

1030
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 12: And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on sex,

1031
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 12: on work, on parenting, and more. Please submit your strawberry

1032
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 12: letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter.

1033
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 12: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

1034
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 12: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

1035
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 6: Okay, cool, we should do naked radio, all right. Buccle up,

1036
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 6: Hold on tight, We got it for you here.

1037
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 4: It is a letter subject. He took it out at

1038
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 4: the dinner table.

1039
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 10: Uh.

1040
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, my friend hooked me up with a

1041
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 12: great guy. And before I met him, we had great

1042
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 12: conversation and he seemed to be a cool guy. He

1043
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 12: sent me a picture of himself and I sent him

1044
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 12: a picture too. He had a beautiful smile, and I

1045
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 12: commented that he had perfect teeth.

1046
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 4: He told me that he had false teeth.

1047
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 12: I asked him why he chose false teeth over implant,

1048
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 12: and he said that implants were too expensive.

1049
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 4: It was no biggie, so we continued to get to

1050
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 4: know each other.

1051
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 12: After two weeks, we went out on our first date

1052
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 12: to a very nice restaurant for dinner.

1053
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 4: I was so glad to finally meet him. We ordered

1054
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:02,919
Speaker 4: our food and started.

1055
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 12: Eating, and the conversation was so good that I didn't

1056
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 12: realize he had taken his entire top row of teeth out.

1057
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 12: He saw how I was looking at him, and he said, see,

1058
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 12: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out.

1059
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: I look the same.

1060
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 4: Wait, there's more.

1061
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 12: I was at a loss for words. His teeth were

1062
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 12: in a container beside his plate, and he was just.

1063
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 4: Eating and talking like all.

1064
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 10: Of this was okay.

1065
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 4: I had lost my appetite.

1066
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 12: I know being single can be lonely, but there is

1067
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 12: no way I can be seen with this bald mouth man.

1068
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 4: Steven Shirley.

1069
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 12: I do not have a problem at all with false teeth,

1070
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 12: but you can't just take them out on the first.

1071
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 4: Date and not let me know first after the date.

1072
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 12: After the date, I called a friend that set us

1073
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 12: up and told her that his teeth were a deal breaker,

1074
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 12: oh and his lack of table manners. Said that I

1075
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 12: was being bougie and I have to be more open

1076
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 12: minded and willing to work with some men to turn

1077
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 12: them into the ideal man.

1078
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 4: I beg to differ.

1079
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 12: But maybe I'm being too insensitive. Maybe I'm being insensitive.

1080
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 4: What do you think? Hey, listen, miss bougie. I'm with

1081
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 4: you all day.

1082
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

1083
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 12: Manners are important, hygiene is important, and taking your teeth

1084
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 12: out at the dinner table it's very unhygienic. It's unacceptable, okay.

1085
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 12: I mean, it's one thing to have dentures, but leave

1086
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 12: them in your mouth. How about that take them out

1087
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 12: at home at night and put them in the container

1088
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 12: and then put that container on the nightstand like normal

1089
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 12: people do who have dentures and false teeth. I don't

1090
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 12: agree with your friend about you being bougie. It's okay

1091
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 12: to like what you like and not like the fact

1092
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 12: that he had dentures and took him out at the

1093
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 12: dinner table. That's ridiculous, since that I'm an container next

1094
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 12: to a plate at a very nice restaurant.

1095
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 4: You're single here, not okay? And you don't have to

1096
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 4: settle no matter what your friend says. All right, Steve,

1097
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 4: that's it for me.

1098
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 8: Well, very good answer, Shirley. I agree with everything you said,

1099
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 8: but let me go at it from this here right here.

1100
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 8: Went out on the date with this man you've been talking,

1101
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 8: and y'all sent a picture, and you told the man, boy,

1102
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 8: you got you got your teeth. Look, you got a

1103
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 8: beautiful smile, and you got perfect teeth. Then he, right

1104
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 8: off the dribber, told you he had false teeth. I

1105
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 8: asked him why he chose false teeth over implants. He

1106
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 8: said the implants was too expensive. All right, let's stop

1107
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 8: this letter right here. Let's go back over because I

1108
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 8: need some things that y'all need to see what I saw. Okay,

1109
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 8: he sent you a picture of himself. You said he

1110
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 8: had a beautiful smile. I commented that he had perfect teeth.

1111
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 8: For no damn reason at all, he told me he

1112
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 8: had false teeth. How old is this man?

1113
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: Here? Were he cool with this? Here? Maybe you got

1114
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: some perfect teeth.

1115
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 8: These ain't my teeth, These ain't mine, these false teeth.

1116
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 8: So already know we're talking about an older couple here.

1117
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 8: This ain't no too forty year olds at dinner. So

1118
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 8: I asked him why he chose false teeth over implants.

1119
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 8: He said the implant was too explicsive. We're talking about

1120
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 8: a cheap ass man here. Now, there's a lot of

1121
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 8: things you can save money on. YO damn teeth ain't

1122
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 8: one of them. Spend some money on your damn mouth. Now,

1123
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 8: if you want to go to Walmart and get you

1124
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 8: them tank tops where when you put it on, the

1125
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,479
Speaker 8: armhole be down to your belt.

1126
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1127
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 8: I've often wondered whetting people get them tops from them

1128
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 8: is Walmart tanks. So I don't care how big your

1129
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 8: AMC is. You can put this tank top on. It's

1130
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 8: gonna fit.

1131
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: Stupid.

1132
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, that ain't the Nike tank top. That's the Walmart

1133
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 8: tank top.

1134
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: That armhold.

1135
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 8: I don't care how what size you are. This tank

1136
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 8: top fish. That's where you save money at. You want

1137
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 8: to go to the grocery store and you don't want

1138
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 8: to buy them manty green beans, I got you buy

1139
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 8: you now at green beans. They steal green beans. The

1140
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 8: label is white and the brightness black. All this say

1141
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 8: is green beans.

1142
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: I got that.

1143
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 8: You don't save money on your damn teeth. So y'all

1144
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 8: got to know each other. And after two weeks you

1145
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 8: went out on the first date to the nice restaurant.

1146
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 8: You finally met him. You ordered your food, You start eating.

1147
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 8: The conversation was so good that I didn't realize he

1148
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 8: had taken his entire top rower teeth out. He saw

1149
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 8: how you was looking at him. He said, See, you

1150
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 8: can't even tell when I take my teeth out. I

1151
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 8: look to say, Hold up, partner, hold up, let me

1152
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 8: correct your We might not.

1153
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 9: Have seen when you took him out.

1154
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,959
Speaker 8: We didn't see you take him out, but we damn

1155
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 8: show sitting here looking at you, trying to figure out

1156
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 8: what the hell.

1157
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 1: Is your whole rower teeth? You can't take sixteen teeth out?

1158
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: And don't nobody know it?

1159
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 13: What wrong?

1160
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: We didn't see you take him out?

1161
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 6: Kay?

1162
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: Dammit?

1163
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 8: We look at you now, and now hell you talking about?

1164
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 8: You can't even tell? No, I didn't No, I didn't

1165
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 8: see you take him out. Pardon them all?

1166
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 12: Right, hold that thought, Steve. We'll be back at twenty

1167
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 12: three after the hour. Subject of today's letter. He took

1168
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 12: him out at the dinner table.

1169
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 13: We'll get back into it right after this. Hey, it's

1170
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 13: Carla farroh. Kick that old mopping bucket aside? Are you

1171
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 13: ready for a moping bucket? Clean and half the time

1172
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 13: make the swap to Swifter Power Mop the only one.

1173
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 13: Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that breaks down

1174
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 13: dirt and grime like mad. With hundreds of scrubbing strips

1175
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 13: on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease. Plus

1176
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 13: it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.

1177
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 13: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swipper Power Mob.

1178
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters subject.

1179
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 4: He took him out at the dinner table.

1180
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: This man she'd have met.

1181
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 8: They talking on the phone, They exchange picture. She saw

1182
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 8: the man smile and said, wow, you got perfect teeth

1183
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 8: right out the blue. No damn reasoning at all, no

1184
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 8: need to confess this, he said, these false teeth. Oh

1185
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 8: that lets we know he already old, because he didn't

1186
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 8: see no problem with it. And then she said, well,

1187
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 8: why did you choose false teeth over implants? He said,

1188
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 8: because day too expensive?

1189
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: Okay, he cheat, he cheap.

1190
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 8: If you'll cut back money on your damn teeth, lady,

1191
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 8: your ass is finn to be weighing.

1192
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: Your first Christmas gift is going to be.

1193
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 8: One of them, Walmart, Tank, I can promise you that

1194
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 8: because his ass is cheap. So they finally go out

1195
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 8: to dinner after two weeks. It went on the first date,

1196
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 8: nice restaurant, Glad to finally meet the man.

1197
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: You ordered your food and you start eating. Conversation was

1198
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: so good that I didn't realize he had taken his

1199
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 1: entire top row of teeth out.

1200
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 8: Now he saw how I was looking at him, and

1201
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 8: he said, see, you can't even tell when I take

1202
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 8: my teeth out.

1203
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: I looked the same food. Listen to me. She didn't

1204
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: see you take the teeth out, but you said in.

1205
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 8: The letter right here, he saw how I was looking,

1206
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 8: cause see after you took him. She didn't see you

1207
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 8: take him out, but somewhere in the conversation she was

1208
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 8: just staring at your damn mout. And then you see,

1209
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 8: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out. No,

1210
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 8: we can't tell when you take him out, but we

1211
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 8: can tell that they out.

1212
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 12: Right.

1213
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 8: So now she looking at you and you're talking about

1214
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 8: See you can't even tell I took him out.

1215
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can.

1216
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 8: Why when you talking your top lip disappear? Where your

1217
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 8: lip at that? And what is you eating without the

1218
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 8: top row? What we damn plate helping me question? I

1219
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 8: need to know what you are the partner that you

1220
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 8: can eat without that whole damn top row. Now, what

1221
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 8: I want everybody to do is, at one point today,

1222
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 8: take your top lip and cover your front teeth with it. Now,

1223
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 8: put something up your mouth and keep chewing, but keep

1224
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 8: your top lip covering them teeth. You can choke your

1225
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 8: ass to death. You finn to be swallowing food? So

1226
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 8: who this man's digestive track is shot because he ain't

1227
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 8: chewing up nothing. He's just swallowing food. Now I take

1228
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 8: I look to say. I was at a loss for words.

1229
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 8: His teeth was in a container beside his plate, and

1230
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 8: he was just in eating and talking.

1231
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 9: Like everything was okay. I can't talk to you.

1232
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: And half your damn mouth is in the glass looking

1233
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: at me, because.

1234
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out it's just a magic trick,

1235
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 8: because Hi, half your mouth.

1236
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: In a glass looking at me.

1237
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 8: My goodness, I don't know if you'd have never been

1238
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 8: over somebody house and they had their dentiance in the glass,

1239
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 8: but it looked like the teeth is looking at you

1240
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 8: cause they are because the teeth don't want to be

1241
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 8: in the glass. They want to be in the mouth

1242
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 8: because that's why they belong. I know being single can

1243
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 8: be lonely, Yes it is, baby, but there's no way

1244
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 8: I could be seen with this bald mouth man, Steven Shirley.

1245
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: I do not have a problem at all with false teeth.

1246
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: Yes you do, Yes you do.

1247
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 8: This whole damn letter is about false teeth, and you

1248
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 8: got a problem with them, so it's okay. It's just

1249
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 8: you don't like false teeth. You got the right to

1250
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 8: like what you like, right. Some men don't like women

1251
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 8: with wigs. I don't give damn what you got on

1252
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 8: long as you're cute, I could care less. It's men

1253
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 8: don't like fake nails.

1254
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: I like them.

1255
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 9: It's men don't like our lashes. Please put them on.

1256
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 8: I like all that extra blink blink, give me all that.

1257
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 8: I do not have a problem with false teeth. But

1258
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 8: you can't take them out on the first date. You

1259
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 8: can't take them out with me. Ever, No damn first date,

1260
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 8: at no point is our answer. At dinner, can you

1261
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 8: reach up in your head pull a whole row of

1262
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 8: damn teeth out.

1263
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: There. Ain't got nothing to do with the first date.

1264
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: You can't eat.

1265
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 8: Take your damn teeth out, your heads over.

1266
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: Set them down on the table. I don't give it, damn.

1267
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 8: If you don't put him in glass, you can wrap

1268
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 8: them up in your handkerchief and put them in your

1269
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 8: top pocket.

1270
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to know that they helped there. Oh man,

1271
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: I don't give it.

1272
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 7: Damn.

1273
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 8: If you know how to spin them teeth on your

1274
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 8: finger like a basketball, you want to be sitting up

1275
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 8: in here and launching your teeth go around in the song.

1276
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 4: But what about her friend, Steve? You gotta speak to her.

1277
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 1: Hold up, wait a minute.

1278
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 8: I don't give a damn if you take your teeth

1279
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 8: off and set them in the champagne bucket.

1280
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: But I can't see it. But when the waiter come

1281
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: over there to pull another glass.

1282
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 8: After the date, I called the friend to set us

1283
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 8: up and told that his teeth was a deal breaker.

1284
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 8: Oh and his lack of table. Man, she said, I

1285
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 8: was being bugey. Ain't nobody bush right? This, ain't bushing

1286
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 8: send him.

1287
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't give it down.

1288
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 8: How much money I ain't got? You can't pull your

1289
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 8: damn teeth out and not see you. I don't care

1290
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 8: how fine years sitting over there half and you pull

1291
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 8: your teeth out your mouth.

1292
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting up and getting in my cop. Date is over,

1293
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 1: damn date is over.

1294
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, listen, we gotta go left me.

1295
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: You're damn right.

1296
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 12: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and

1297
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 12: Facebook at Steve Harvey FM. Also check out the Strawberry

1298
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 12: Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six

1299
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 12: minutes after the hour.

1300
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 4: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,

1301
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 4: Good morning.

1302
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 12: This is Shirley's Strawberry And my New Year's resolutions are

1303
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 12: the same as they have been for these last few years.

1304
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 12: Just don't make any because I never keep them.

1305
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 4: Happy New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1306
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:39,799
Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farrell.

1307
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 13: Kick that old mop and bucket aside. Are you ready

1308
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,719
Speaker 13: for a mop and bucket clean in half the time?

1309
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,639
Speaker 13: Make the swap to Swipper Power Mop the only one.

1310
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 13: Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that breaks down

1311
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,719
Speaker 13: dirt and grime like magic.

1312
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 4: With hundreds of.

1313
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:00,719
Speaker 13: Scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease.

1314
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 13: Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.

1315
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 13: Get yours today and mop smarter with the swiffer power.

1316
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 7: Mom.

1317
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 4: All right, Tommy, what is it now?

1318
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: Okay?

1319
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 6: I got a problem and it's you know, it might

1320
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 6: it might be minded to y'all, but it's a big

1321
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 6: problem to me because I've been going through for the

1322
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 6: last month.

1323
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 9: But this is Tommy. Yeah, should I come here first

1324
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 9: or last?

1325
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: You probably?

1326
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1327
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 6: I mean, you ain't never went through that. You don't

1328
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 6: go through stuff like this. Okay, this is something I'm

1329
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 6: going through. Okay, this this is something I'm going all right.

1330
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 6: This is a problem I'm had for the last month.

1331
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 6: And it's a simple question. How do you throw away

1332
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 6: a trash can?

1333
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 1: I just just listen to him.

1334
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 4: Now, ain't nobody helping you with that?

1335
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: I didn't.

1336
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,560
Speaker 6: If I put it on the street, they leave it

1337
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 6: on the street. Now I done took the trash can?

1338
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: They just leave it now?

1339
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 6: Now I done took the trash can. I didn't put

1340
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 6: it inside a bigger trash can. They take it out

1341
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 6: and still leave it there. And I'm asking, how do

1342
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 6: you get rid of a trash can? Okay, it's a

1343
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 6: big problem. Okay, here's last thing I did.

1344
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: All right, I.

1345
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 6: Wrote trash on the side of the trash can with

1346
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 6: a sharpe. I be damn garbage man. Still left it there,

1347
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 6: and I'm standing in the driveway trying to figure it out.

1348
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 6: How in the hell do I get rid of a

1349
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,680
Speaker 6: trash can? Now here's what I did. Next, hook the

1350
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 6: trash can next door to the neighbor's house and put

1351
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 6: it by his trash Do you know I come home

1352
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 6: that evening my trash is that trash can is in

1353
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 6: my driveway, and it's a note on it saying I

1354
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 6: don't know how your trash can got next door, but

1355
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:48,679
Speaker 6: I brought it over here. Sign GM garbage man, I said,

1356
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 6: I'll be dawn. I cannot get rid of the trash can,

1357
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 6: so that if anybody can just help me figure out

1358
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,560
Speaker 6: how in the hell do I get rid of a

1359
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 6: trash can.

1360
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 1: I don't know how to throw it away out right time?

1361
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,719
Speaker 4: Any suggestions, Uncle Steve.

1362
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 8: I have a I have a question. Yes, how bad

1363
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 8: do you want to get rid of the trash can?

1364
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 8: On the scale of one to ten ten I've been

1365
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 8: trying for a month. Then I have the perfect solution.

1366
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 8: Put some money in it.

1367
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 12: They're just gonna take them the money it'll go and

1368
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 12: then what, Yeah, they're just gonna take the.

1369
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 4: Cash out of there.

1370
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 8: What girl, ain't nobody? Ain't nobody finn run the risk

1371
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 8: of taking the cash out. They're gonna take that trash can,

1372
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 8: put it up in the front seat with them. They're

1373
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,640
Speaker 8: gonna have that thing on their lap. That's gonna wait

1374
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 8: till they get somewhere because they don't want you to

1375
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,640
Speaker 8: see them taking that money out, because they ain't. You

1376
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 8: ain't never seen nobody take no trash out the trash can.

1377
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:55,559
Speaker 8: That's some value without taking the whole thing. And that's

1378
01:12:55,680 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 8: that right there. Get me some money in the trash can? Well,

1379
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 8: you know, I depending on how bad you want it gone.

1380
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 8: That's why I asked him, how important to you you

1381
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 8: write amount of money in there? Trust and believe it's gone.

1382
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,200
Speaker 8: That trash cad gone.

1383
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 12: All right, See how that works for you? Now you're

1384
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:26,880
Speaker 12: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

1385
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,879
Speaker 12: it is time once again for comedy. Rule that Anthony

1386
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 12: Brown very easy.

1387
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:37,440
Speaker 15: Take three subjects. Put him on a wheel, spend the wheel, wedgstop.

1388
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 15: We'll make it funny with professionals. Watch us do it.

1389
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 18: We do it all the time.

1390
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 12: Come on, the subjects new Year's resolutions that you will

1391
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 12: not keep all of them. A relative got so drunk

1392
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,800
Speaker 12: for New Year's Eve. They dot dot dot dot uh

1393
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 12: and then the last one romantic lines Kanye can use

1394
01:13:58,680 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 12: to get Kim back.

1395
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: None of that's gonna work.

1396
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 18: It's spun it, none of it. Nothing's gonna worry.

1397
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:13,480
Speaker 9: You're right, spun it, bunnet.

1398
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:15,080
Speaker 18: Done it.

1399
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 1: Let stop, Kanye, Come on.

1400
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 4: It stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New

1401
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 4: Year's Eve.

1402
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,360
Speaker 15: They come on, all right, here we go. Upper earl

1403
01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:32,560
Speaker 15: got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He pete and

1404
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 15: dirty clothes hamper.

1405
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, well they dirty though they dirty? I mean,

1406
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,879
Speaker 1: you know they don't get washed anyway.

1407
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1408
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 11: They junior, ain't Barbara, don't make what sweep of tato pies?

1409
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:51,720
Speaker 10: No more?

1410
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,599
Speaker 1: They give it the family.

1411
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 4: All right, Temmy, your relative got so drunk for New

1412
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 4: Year's Eve.

1413
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 1: They you had sex with? Ain't Thelma? Wow? Who you was?

1414
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 1: Toe up?

1415
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 18: All right?

1416
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 4: Come on, king, A relative got so drunk for New

1417
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 4: Year's Eve.

1418
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 8: Day Instead of leading everybody in the old lang's eye.

1419
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: He led to everybody with the national anthem.

1420
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 4: She said, that's.

1421
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:39,720
Speaker 1: All right.

1422
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1423
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 15: Theay she got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,

1424
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 15: and the wheelchair lady whooped her ass.

1425
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1426
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 11: They we looked at the window and saw Uncle Call

1427
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 11: under the tree drinking with the dog.

1428
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: That's good company, though, that's good company.

1429
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1430
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 1: They so on doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.

1431
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 6: Ten nine, ain't bra pannies fox, everything was naked by

1432
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 6: we got by the time we got.

1433
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: The one, Oh my god, Uncle Herman, all right, Stephen.

1434
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1435
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:39,480
Speaker 8: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed.

1436
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:40,280
Speaker 9: He was blind.

1437
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 1: Sitting over that line ups all this time.

1438
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,920
Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1439
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 15: They Uncle earl been down to tie shoe and everybody

1440
01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 15: so he had on the thumb.

1441
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:09,880
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, so drunk Uncle Uncle Ernestein.

1442
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1443
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 11: They we watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the gin,

1444
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 11: chatting with the hell I'd be there.

1445
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 4: A relatively got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1446
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 1: They number two in the living room. Flow right, God,

1447
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it. I couldn't

1448
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 1: hold it.

1449
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,160
Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Closing

1450
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 4: out Steve.

1451
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,320
Speaker 1: He told his boss he had feelings for his wife.

1452
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 6: He was lit.

1453
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:01,519
Speaker 1: That that let me I never have seen.

1454
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 10: All.

1455
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 12: Right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette. You're listening

1456
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 12: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, apparently single parents

1457
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,639
Speaker 12: are having a hard time dating and popular dating apps

1458
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 12: have failed them. So a brand new app for single

1459
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 12: parents launched. It's called Stir, will cater to the specific

1460
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 12: needs of single parents who aren't finding luck on mainstream

1461
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,519
Speaker 12: dating apps. Studies have shown that single parents naturally gravitate

1462
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 12: toward each towards other single parents. I think that's natural

1463
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 12: because they didn't have to explain their constraints, and as

1464
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 12: they're in the same stage of life, so I think.

1465
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 4: It should be interesting. What do you guys think?

1466
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 12: But what if they both have like, you know, seven kids,

1467
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 12: like Steve or something, and they're trying to make a

1468
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 12: love connection.

1469
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 6: What do you guys, think I need to if I'm single,

1470
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 6: I need't know how many damn kids you gotten? If

1471
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 6: you got five set kids and I don't, I need

1472
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 6: to And we fill that out when we when we

1473
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 6: type in our information, we need to.

1474
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:03,919
Speaker 18: Know that datable.

1475
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying? If she has five?

1476
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 10: For me?

1477
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay for me? Yeah, I'm thinking because I'm six cheering,

1478
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 1: Well what well, what if you have five or six kids?

1479
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 4: You want somebody to date you?

1480
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,479
Speaker 6: But I'm not looking for somebody that got What we

1481
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,280
Speaker 6: don't need is another five, not as ten.

1482
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 18: So would you get someone with children?

1483
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:24,920
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1484
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 16: I could ate somebody with children, but it can't be six.

1485
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 1: What's your limit?

1486
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 10: Dog?

1487
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:30,240
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1488
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: Dog? About about one?

1489
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 18: Two?

1490
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:37,960
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, wasn't it possible?

1491
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,439
Speaker 3: We're not doing this may oh buddy, it's gonna date

1492
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 3: you guys.

1493
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 12: All right, we'll let more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1494
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 12: Show coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play

1495
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,080
Speaker 12: around it.

1496
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 4: Would you rather right after this?

1497
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,280
Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Have

1498
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 8: yourself a happy and safe New Year from all of

1499
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,840
Speaker 8: us here to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1500
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 13: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.

1501
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 13: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean in

1502
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 13: half the time? Make the swap to Swiffer Power Mop,

1503
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,120
Speaker 13: the only one. Cleaning Hero has a built in solution

1504
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 13: that breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With hundreds

1505
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,240
Speaker 13: of scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes

1506
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 13: with ease. Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for

1507
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 13: hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mop smarter with

1508
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 13: the Swiffer Power Mop.

1509
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 12: Tne out for would you rather would you rather wear

1510
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:37,080
Speaker 12: pajamas to a radio studio your job?

1511
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 4: Or would you rather work from home in a suit?

1512
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to the studio. No in pajamaybody gonna see me.

1513
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm just from the waist up. Just from the waist up.

1514
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 1: That's it.

1515
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,320
Speaker 4: That'll get you in trouble.

1516
01:20:56,479 --> 01:21:01,560
Speaker 1: Don't stand up and drove right tip so you the

1517
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:06,160
Speaker 1: half naked people that was in the Strawberry letter today,

1518
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,599
Speaker 1: just on the side of your house with your pants.

1519
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: It don't really matter to me.

1520
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 9: I go either where to work, I can where the

1521
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:19,719
Speaker 9: suit from the house. I'm comfortable.

1522
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 1: That's a nice half for then rocking on some coal

1523
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,559
Speaker 1: ass slides and.

1524
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 4: Stuff, all right? Would you rather be five inches shorter

1525
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 4: or have two left feet?

1526
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: Tommy? You know what, I'm starting to feel like all

1527
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 1: these are written for me. I'm sick of this. What

1528
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 1: what they said?

1529
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1530
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 4: Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather

1531
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:53,599
Speaker 4: have two left feet?

1532
01:21:54,439 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with them two left feet that I'm

1533
01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 1: not gonna allood it.

1534
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:01,759
Speaker 18: Then he can't get any shorter.

1535
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,400
Speaker 1: Hey, I just be walking, letting left circles. I don't

1536
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:14,400
Speaker 1: care whatever to left feet.

1537
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna take what you left feet, and then

1538
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,720
Speaker 8: I just tell people I'm slew.

1539
01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 1: Fiddy walking like a spike lee.

1540
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:28,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about your junior?

1541
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 16: I have the two left feet. I mean I can't

1542
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:36,920
Speaker 16: afford to give up a bike, all right.

1543
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 12: Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an

1544
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 12: unknown billionaire unknown?

1545
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,679
Speaker 6: B Yeah.

1546
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 4: Here, mister famous famous and wealthy, you're already that. Or

1547
01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 4: an unknown billionaire?

1548
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,560
Speaker 8: Yep, you give me that billion. You can kiss on

1549
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 8: out black behind hit back soon to me.

1550
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 1: What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off.

1551
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 9: He Ah'm doing good no more so. I saw him

1552
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 9: in Marjorie in the south of France on somebody's yacht.

1553
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 4: That's mine.

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Speaker 10: All right?

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Speaker 1: One more if we can get sort of enough to.

1556
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 8: Watch convention in Geneva's. I think some people took him

1557
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 8: over there. We flew ourself.

1558
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,320
Speaker 6: I might be an unknown billionaire about the time you

1559
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,800
Speaker 6: give me this billion y'all don't know me, Trust me,

1560
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,280
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make myself.

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01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 1: Very well known.

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Speaker 12: That's our round of would you rather for today? We'll

1563
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 12: be back with the last break of the day and

1564
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 12: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

1565
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,840
Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:56,120
Speaker 13: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside?

1567
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 13: Are you ready for a moping bucket clean? And half

1568
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:03,000
Speaker 13: the time make the swap to Swiffer Power Mom, the

1569
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,760
Speaker 13: only one Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that

1570
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,640
Speaker 13: breaks down dirt and grind like magic. With hundreds of

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Speaker 13: scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with eaves.

1572
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 13: Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.

1573
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Speaker 13: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mom.

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01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,400
Speaker 4: All right, guys, here we are our last break of

1575
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:28,240
Speaker 4: the day. While this day went fast. Huh ah man,

1576
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:30,479
Speaker 4: it really did and it was a great day.

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01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:34,559
Speaker 12: Yeah, and thank you Lord, and we have our one

1578
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:37,880
Speaker 12: and only fearless leader, our captain to take us.

1579
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,840
Speaker 4: Home with some closing remarks to get us through the day.

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01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:45,000
Speaker 8: Steve, I think I decided to do something a little

1581
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,960
Speaker 8: bit different today. I want to give you a bullet

1582
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:54,439
Speaker 8: point list of things to consider on your journey. I

1583
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:58,560
Speaker 8: want to give you some bullet points to protect yourself

1584
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:04,679
Speaker 8: as you're climbing the letter to success. These bullet points

1585
01:25:05,479 --> 01:25:11,040
Speaker 8: are things that all of us will can and have experienced,

1586
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:15,679
Speaker 8: and they come over and over and over at different

1587
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 8: levels in different times. Now, the things I'm about to

1588
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:24,080
Speaker 8: share with you are not the only things, and I

1589
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,719
Speaker 8: don't have them in any particular order. I just wanted

1590
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:31,360
Speaker 8: to share them with you. These are what I call

1591
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 8: dream crushes. I can't tell you how many people I

1592
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:39,400
Speaker 8: know who have had wonderful aspirations and dreams and got

1593
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:43,559
Speaker 8: started and they allowed these dreams to get crushed.

1594
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:46,120
Speaker 9: And I know a lot of them.

1595
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:46,360
Speaker 1: Now.

1596
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna name all of them, but I am

1597
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,479
Speaker 8: gonna name some of them, and I want you all

1598
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 8: to think about them as I list them, so you

1599
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:58,200
Speaker 8: can be on guard for them because they are coming. Oh,

1600
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 8: don't you think for one moment that they are not coming.

1601
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:08,000
Speaker 8: These are some of the dream crushes that you will encounter.

1602
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 8: The first one I simply call background chatter. Somehow, when

1603
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:18,599
Speaker 8: you're on your way, you hear the murmuring in the crowd,

1604
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 8: you hear the naysayers.

1605
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,880
Speaker 9: You just hear this constantly. Here he comes, here she

1606
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:27,960
Speaker 9: come again. Oh, hey, how you doing?

1607
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,080
Speaker 10: Oh?

1608
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:31,760
Speaker 8: Here he come with that old crazy man. Have you

1609
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:35,360
Speaker 8: seen what he thought he was gonna be? Anybody y'all

1610
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,479
Speaker 8: seeing his dream? Boy, it's so crazy.

1611
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:39,679
Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing?

1612
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 6: Man?

1613
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:41,160
Speaker 9: That's all right.

1614
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,320
Speaker 8: And you hear stuff like this, I call it background chatter.

1615
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 8: It can be very very rough if you get it

1616
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 8: on a constant basis. Those are one of the dream crushers.

1617
01:26:54,800 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 8: Be very very careful. Here's another dream dream crusher. Comparisons

1618
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:05,160
Speaker 8: to others. See when you building your house, when you're

1619
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 8: building your road, when you're building your building, don't look

1620
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 8: across the street at the other house, the other structure,

1621
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,560
Speaker 8: and the other building. First of all, you don't know

1622
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:21,160
Speaker 8: what's under the foundation of what appears to be a

1623
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,519
Speaker 8: grand building. Now you trying to build your solid on

1624
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,720
Speaker 8: a great foundation, rock by rock, level by level, But

1625
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,280
Speaker 8: you're looking over there and somebody halfway up with a skyride,

1626
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:31,920
Speaker 8: and you try to figure out why it's taking you

1627
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,840
Speaker 8: so long. You don't even know that they done built

1628
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:37,880
Speaker 8: that on sand. You don't even know that there's no

1629
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,639
Speaker 8: flooring behind it, that it ain't nothing but a shell.

1630
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 8: Be careful of comparing your building to others, because what

1631
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 8: you see across the street might not be the same.

1632
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 8: Those are dream crushes. Here's another one, a well timed

1633
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 8: set back. Right when you think things are going along,

1634
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 8: all of a sudden, something just pops up.

1635
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:57,760
Speaker 1: You know what that is.

1636
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:58,920
Speaker 9: It's called life.

1637
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 1: It just serve. It's surfaces for all of us, y'all.

1638
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 9: It's just life. It's nothing aimed.

1639
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,640
Speaker 1: Directly at you. It's not, but it's not resigned and

1640
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,679
Speaker 1: particularly your situation.

1641
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 8: Everybody got them well time setbacks, crushed dreams all the time.

1642
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 8: Be ready because there will be some. Here's another one.

1643
01:28:20,439 --> 01:28:23,280
Speaker 8: I want you to be careful, love watch out for statistics.

1644
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:28,040
Speaker 8: Statistics were designed by people who were failing to justify

1645
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:28,799
Speaker 8: their failure.

1646
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 9: One out of every four hundred, you know, only.

1647
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:35,240
Speaker 8: Two in a million, ever, get I wouldn't play that

1648
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,479
Speaker 8: lotto because the only person to hear is today say

1649
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:39,759
Speaker 8: is one in two hundred and eighty five million chances.

1650
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:45,400
Speaker 8: Statistics stop so many people because they keep putting yourself

1651
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 8: in the one.

1652
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,240
Speaker 9: You either put yourself in the one, or you put

1653
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,160
Speaker 9: yourself in the group.

1654
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:52,920
Speaker 8: You know, one out of every two thousand comedians make

1655
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:54,880
Speaker 8: it on the Johnny Carson Show. That was the stat

1656
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:58,400
Speaker 8: I heard way back when I got started. Man only one,

1657
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 8: and people started looking at themselves. That's the one thy

1658
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 8: nine hundred and ninety nine. Now you know what I did.

1659
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:08,560
Speaker 8: I looked at myself as just the one. Net statistics

1660
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 8: are dream crushes. Here's another one right here. Social media comments.

1661
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 8: Beware those people don't know you. They really don't. They

1662
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:20,200
Speaker 8: know nothing about you. Matter of fact, they only had

1663
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:22,640
Speaker 8: one design in mind, and that is to discourage you.

1664
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:27,160
Speaker 8: Social Media comments are a big dream crusher. Be careful

1665
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:30,599
Speaker 8: of Facebook. Everybody wanted to be your friend, ain't your friend?

1666
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:35,320
Speaker 8: Watch out It could be a possible dream crusher. On Facebook.

1667
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,040
Speaker 8: You didn't get no likes, you didn't get no comment,

1668
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 8: They didn't befriend you, they didn't like your picture, they

1669
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 8: didn't tell you about it. Everybody got to notice about

1670
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:48,599
Speaker 8: the party. But you dream crushes, be very careful. Here's

1671
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,479
Speaker 8: another one. Stop talking to small minded people. They are

1672
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:55,479
Speaker 8: dangerous dream crushers. If you want to kill a big dream,

1673
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,880
Speaker 8: tell it to a small minded person. Be very careful. Oh,

1674
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 8: here's another one that's a dream crusher. They're called fair

1675
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:06,800
Speaker 8: weather friends. Sometimes they good with you, sometimes they ain't.

1676
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:09,519
Speaker 8: They just friendly when it's sunny, but when they get

1677
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:12,360
Speaker 8: dark and gloomy outside, you can't find them. They are

1678
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 8: potential dream crushers. Get rid of them very quickly. Well

1679
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:20,000
Speaker 8: meaning relatives, Oh oh, one of the greatest dream crushes

1680
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 8: of all time. Well meaning relatives, be careful, because all

1681
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:28,040
Speaker 8: your relatives really don't mean well. Sorry, they are dream crushes.

1682
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:34,120
Speaker 8: At last, but not least yourself. Don't let yourself be

1683
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,000
Speaker 8: your biggest dream crusher. When things ain't going right, pray

1684
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:39,479
Speaker 8: aboud it get it turned around. Those are my closes

1685
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:41,599
Speaker 8: remarks Again, beware of the dream crushes.

1686
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,280
Speaker 18: A right.

1687
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,120
Speaker 1: Profound That was default.

1688
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:52,120
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1689
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:55,679
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1690
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:59,559
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