WEBVTT - Fall Ball

0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller

0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.360
<v Speaker 1>If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week

0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.880
<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.560
<v Speaker 1>the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.439
<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the rich

0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:25.520
<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of Hot

0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:29.240
<v Speaker 1>takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, eight

0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:38.879
<v Speaker 1>days a week, although there is some talk it will

0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.880
<v Speaker 1>not be eight days a week after after this week,

0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:45.640
<v Speaker 1>but who knows. We are in to Sunday, Sunday Sunday.

0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>That will be very interesting. All right now, this is

0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.880
<v Speaker 1>a test, and I'm gonna explain why this Sunday podcast

0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:56.040
<v Speaker 1>is a test in a moment. But we are here.

0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:57.880
<v Speaker 1>You know you've you've found the show. We thank you

0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.880
<v Speaker 1>for that. You've supported the show. You've gone to camp

0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:05.679
<v Speaker 1>dot com, you've asked for request you've gotten that we've

0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:09.080
<v Speaker 1>completed all of them as requested, and you follow the

0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:10.920
<v Speaker 1>show on social media. For that, we thank you. We

0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.520
<v Speaker 1>are joined yet again for better or worse by David Gascon,

0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:19.000
<v Speaker 1>who's right over there here, I'm here. It's it's the

0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:23.039
<v Speaker 1>day before the rest of the Denver Broncos roster falls

0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.440
<v Speaker 1>onto I. R. Well, that's your mistake for picking the

0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Broncos as your team. Bad job by you, man, Jamon.

0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.039
<v Speaker 1>You should be a l A Rams fan opening up

0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:38.560
<v Speaker 1>a brand new billion dollars stadium with nobody in the crowd.

0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.120
<v Speaker 1>That's why you build a billion dollars day. They could

0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.880
<v Speaker 1>have been playing in an empty field somewhere, but they'll

0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:47.000
<v Speaker 1>play the Cowboys tonight, tonight tonight. And I heard a

0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.520
<v Speaker 1>dirty rumor and it was from an old colleague of

0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:54.960
<v Speaker 1>ours who said to me in confidence that a certain

0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.520
<v Speaker 1>company that he used to work for, that white we

0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:02.120
<v Speaker 1>might be affiliated with, has a nice luxury box suite.

0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Is that true? Well, oh, you know what that person

0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.519
<v Speaker 1>might or might not have text me and I said

0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:15.359
<v Speaker 1>I do not know. Yeah, I said, I do do

0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.960
<v Speaker 1>not know. And uh so that is true. There's a nice,

0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.280
<v Speaker 1>big luxury suite. But but but that's not gonna be used though, right,

0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.880
<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna be No. But you know you were

0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.880
<v Speaker 1>you were wrongfully rejected last season by them for credentials,

0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.639
<v Speaker 1>and I'm hoping that you can get on the good

0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.320
<v Speaker 1>graces this year for them and maybe you know, kind

0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:39.720
<v Speaker 1>of squeeze us through the Uh yeah, you know. It's

0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.200
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy because this this weekend, I was supposed to

0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:48.359
<v Speaker 1>go to watch the Dodgers and the Astros, right right,

0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and uh, so had plans on Saturday. I thought the

0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Dodgers were playing on Friday night against the Astros. They

0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.840
<v Speaker 1>were not usually always play on Friday, but this is

0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.160
<v Speaker 1>a wonky and so they had the day off as

0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:06.399
<v Speaker 1>a traveled eggs. They were traveling by stagecoach back from

0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:10.960
<v Speaker 1>from Arizona, UM and all that. So, uh I would

0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.079
<v Speaker 1>have gone on Friday. I had no planned Saturday. I

0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.440
<v Speaker 1>had plans with the wife, and then Sunday I was

0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:22.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna go. But the problem, the problem here, it turned

0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:26.280
<v Speaker 1>out that the NFL is starting obviously today, So it's

0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.920
<v Speaker 1>like I can't do that. I gotta I gotta watch football.

0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.160
<v Speaker 1>That's where the bread is buttered here. Yeah, it's a

0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:35.600
<v Speaker 1>brand new year, you got. We had Mahomes and your

0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Boy to Shaw wantson on Primetime Thursday night, and uh man,

0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I it just it sucks for watching college football yesterday,

0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.320
<v Speaker 1>because you know, you got to two fifths of the

0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.560
<v Speaker 1>conferences in the Power five not playing in the Big ten,

0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and they packed twelve. But at least that the NFL

0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.839
<v Speaker 1>at his full speed ahead with thirty two teams going

0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.880
<v Speaker 1>at it warp speed, warp speed, and the Big ten

0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.560
<v Speaker 1>st here. And we'll talk about this, I know, and

0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:06.120
<v Speaker 1>we talked about a lot, the health check on the NFL.

0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:10.600
<v Speaker 1>What will the ratings be today, the first Sunday of

0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:14.880
<v Speaker 1>the NFL season. Will the ratings go up? Will they

0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.640
<v Speaker 1>stay the same? Will a flatline? Will they go down? Um?

0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:23.360
<v Speaker 1>And whatever the result of that is will be spin

0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.920
<v Speaker 1>spin spin spince. If the ratings go up, they'll be

0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.599
<v Speaker 1>the I told you so. See it doesn't matter. Nobody

0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:33.520
<v Speaker 1>cares about the activism. See the ratings are up. Football's bulletproof.

0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.880
<v Speaker 1>If the ratings stay the same, they'll say, well, see,

0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.320
<v Speaker 1>none of this really hurt the NFL. They've got the

0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.359
<v Speaker 1>same audience they had before. And if the ratings go down,

0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.720
<v Speaker 1>all then it's on. All right, then it's on if

0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the ratings go down. So, with you being a huge

0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:52.000
<v Speaker 1>football fan and this being part of our occupation, let's

0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.360
<v Speaker 1>just say, for example, you're a director. If you're a director,

0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.640
<v Speaker 1>how do you navigate your your your videographers and your

0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:02.480
<v Speaker 1>camera crew. Do you have them looking at any kind

0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.440
<v Speaker 1>of activism or do you have them shoot away from

0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.040
<v Speaker 1>any of that stuff immediately? Well listen, Uh, if I

0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.320
<v Speaker 1>was doing it, I would ignore all of it. But

0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.640
<v Speaker 1>the people that work in television your profession guest on, Uh,

0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.200
<v Speaker 1>my sense of TV people is they will focus on

0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.320
<v Speaker 1>they will look for that. They'll tell their the director

0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.640
<v Speaker 1>will tell the camera people all right, if you see

0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:29.160
<v Speaker 1>anyone makes some kind of gesture or you know, we

0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.120
<v Speaker 1>need that, we need that shot. You know, you've got

0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.480
<v Speaker 1>to get that shot. Like I just imagine watching it.

0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:38.240
<v Speaker 1>It's like watching the NBA on TV. Like ESPN is

0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:41.599
<v Speaker 1>worse than t N T with the activism coverage, but

0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.960
<v Speaker 1>t NT does it too, But ESPN is just NonStop

0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.599
<v Speaker 1>with it. When you watch the NBA and you try

0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.480
<v Speaker 1>to avoid that, they just you know, when there's a

0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.320
<v Speaker 1>lull in the broadcast, what do they do, they talk

0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:58.240
<v Speaker 1>about the activism stuff. So we'll see what it'll be. Baseball,

0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought it's done a pretty good job. I watched

0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the baseball games, different teams around the country,

0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.839
<v Speaker 1>and I flip around, and I haven't heard too much

0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.120
<v Speaker 1>of it in baseball so and certainly on radio that

0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.760
<v Speaker 1>like the local radio broadcast. They're just talking about the game.

0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.719
<v Speaker 1>They're not worried about any of that stuff. So that's

0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:19.080
<v Speaker 1>that's that's cool. But yeah, network TV, man, it's been

0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.320
<v Speaker 1>over the top. Well because you went on a trip

0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.840
<v Speaker 1>a week or two ago. But do you listen to

0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:29.840
<v Speaker 1>any radio broadcast outside the Dodgers. I do. It's harder now.

0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I I used to have an app that had all

0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.000
<v Speaker 1>the games and I could just flip around. It's more

0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:38.520
<v Speaker 1>difficult now because you you know, there's pay walls and

0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:42.520
<v Speaker 1>things like that. But uh, but I still found a way. Yea.

0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.800
<v Speaker 1>You know there are where there's a will, there's a way. Uh,

0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.640
<v Speaker 1>if you want to hear something, So I have. I've

0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.760
<v Speaker 1>heard some, but I've not heard as many as as

0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.839
<v Speaker 1>I had in years past. But I still I still listen.

0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:54.960
<v Speaker 1>And actually a lot of it is on television also,

0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.240
<v Speaker 1>So well, good U, good news for you, and good

0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.080
<v Speaker 1>news for me. Um had a nice, lovely letter that

0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.720
<v Speaker 1>was sent to me the other day. It says, uh,

0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.000
<v Speaker 1>the fifth that with Ben Maller one star, great content,

0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:10.800
<v Speaker 1>horrible sound. I know. Yeah, yes, now we should have

0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.040
<v Speaker 1>addressed this earlier, but we had big name guests on

0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.560
<v Speaker 1>and other things that we were getting to. But yeah,

0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank you, Guess because you know, one

0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.040
<v Speaker 1>of my goals is when I do the show. I

0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:22.080
<v Speaker 1>was just like, all right, I want to have a

0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.200
<v Speaker 1>smooth show when I do a radio show. Don't want

0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the boss calling, right, don't want the boss calling. Don't

0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.040
<v Speaker 1>want that wake up call when I'm trying to sleep.

0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Hey Ben, when you get up, give me a call.

0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.200
<v Speaker 1>We've got to talk about something. Don't want that, right.

0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:35.440
<v Speaker 1>And then I love when you come in here and

0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:39.000
<v Speaker 1>you do the podcast and you're slaving away for several hours.

0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.960
<v Speaker 1>You do the podcast, and then you know, the podcast

0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.840
<v Speaker 1>airs and you go and check your your inbox and

0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.040
<v Speaker 1>it's hey, I couldn't hear I couldn't hear you. You

0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.920
<v Speaker 1>sounded like, yeah, you had like some kind of metal

0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:56.080
<v Speaker 1>clanking or what I mean. It's NonStop, NonStop, And it

0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, you know they were killing you,

0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:00.480
<v Speaker 1>guess gun. They were just out there get you. But

0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.000
<v Speaker 1>it was it was brutal, Yeah, it was. It was amazing.

0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I you know, I don't correct me if I'm wrong

0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.880
<v Speaker 1>on this, But if you're If you have a problem

0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.840
<v Speaker 1>with your car or your cell phone, for example, and

0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.760
<v Speaker 1>there's something not right with it, you take it to

0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.720
<v Speaker 1>a mechanic or a technician. You usually say, hey, there's

0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.000
<v Speaker 1>something wrong with this. Can you can you do me

0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.160
<v Speaker 1>a favorite? Can you look at this? And can you

0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.920
<v Speaker 1>can you diagnose the problem and fix it for me?

0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.960
<v Speaker 1>You don't go into the mechanics shop or into the

0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.640
<v Speaker 1>technician's workplace and just say I can't hear anything. What

0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.920
<v Speaker 1>the fund is this? There's something wrong with this? Your job?

0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, like if you want something, I think it's

0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.640
<v Speaker 1>more civil just to acknowledge, Hey, you have a potential problem.

0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:47.719
<v Speaker 1>You might want to look at this, Like like j

0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Scoot for example, great guy set me a d M.

0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.800
<v Speaker 1>It was like, hey, just a heads up, there's something

0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.080
<v Speaker 1>wrong with with Ben's audio. You might want to look

0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.240
<v Speaker 1>at it. And I said, not a problem, and so

0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.520
<v Speaker 1>like are like once we load up audio, it goes

0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.360
<v Speaker 1>into the ether. But then there's you've got the back

0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.720
<v Speaker 1>channels which handle all of this. So like emp preason

0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:14.480
<v Speaker 1>before you know, there's a lot of filters. Also, there's uh, yeah,

0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:18.560
<v Speaker 1>we we actually sound very high pitched without the filters. Yeah,

0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.719
<v Speaker 1>a little bit difference. So people were taking things out

0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.079
<v Speaker 1>of the studio and I was, you know, kind of

0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.160
<v Speaker 1>running with one leg at a time. Hold. I was like, wait, wait,

0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.719
<v Speaker 1>let me get my my violin out here so I

0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.559
<v Speaker 1>can play some some music. No, but I'm saying that

0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:36.800
<v Speaker 1>impacted your sound so well. Well, at just one point,

0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I use the same I'm in the remote studio here,

0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.880
<v Speaker 1>so I have the same equipment that I used for

0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.560
<v Speaker 1>the radio show that I used to the podcast. It's

0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.760
<v Speaker 1>no different. I come into the same studio, I turned

0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.960
<v Speaker 1>the same equipment on. I have to you know, the

0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.839
<v Speaker 1>same routine, and that's it. So I it's nothing. I

0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.520
<v Speaker 1>don't touch any of these. I got a bunch of

0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:57.679
<v Speaker 1>knobs and a bunch of buttons and all this crap.

0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what half this this ship, but

0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't touch it. Don't. I never touch it because

0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I want the same sound. It's set up

0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.839
<v Speaker 1>the right way, and so I just leave it. So

0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.839
<v Speaker 1>this was on the processing in yes, because all your

0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.320
<v Speaker 1>audio gets processed here and then it gets filtered into

0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.640
<v Speaker 1>some some software for recording purposes. So when they pull

0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.600
<v Speaker 1>that stuff out, but I can't do shit about it.

0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.960
<v Speaker 1>In fact, when we were recording last week, in fact,

0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you remember this, but my microphone

0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:31.560
<v Speaker 1>died because a processor burned out. Well that's actually because

0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.480
<v Speaker 1>the mic realized that you were from west of the

0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:38.600
<v Speaker 1>four oh five, and the MIC's like this, this guy,

0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you can really tell what the

0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.400
<v Speaker 1>four oh five is anymore. It's covered in nash. But

0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.560
<v Speaker 1>stop listen. How about those of us that live closer

0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.559
<v Speaker 1>to the actual belly of the beast with the fire?

0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, don't start with that. If you took a

0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:58.280
<v Speaker 1>red marker and you decided to tag California with fires,

0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the entire state would be just covered in red marker. Yeah,

0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it's so bad. How bad is it? It's small

0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.240
<v Speaker 1>so bad that I believe Smokey the Bear is quitting.

0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.240
<v Speaker 1>He's just overwhelmed. Smokey the Bear is overwhelmed and he's

0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.400
<v Speaker 1>ready to just quit. He's I can't handle it anymore.

0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.520
<v Speaker 1>When you posted that picture the other day about your

0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.280
<v Speaker 1>car being covered in ash, it was I could imagine

0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.160
<v Speaker 1>like if that's no joke, because then you go outside

0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.079
<v Speaker 1>and you smell it and you can't get away from it. Well, no,

0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I said the other day on the radio, like I

0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.880
<v Speaker 1>get up, I have my routine. I get up and

0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I go. You know, I've called you sometimes. I'm on

0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.760
<v Speaker 1>this long walk around, you know, like urban hiking or whatever.

0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.360
<v Speaker 1>And uh, I go out every day when I wake up.

0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:41.320
<v Speaker 1>And the other day I couldn't. I couldn't. It was

0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I could see the thick pieces of ash raining down.

0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I it was wild, and uh, the whole the ground

0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.600
<v Speaker 1>looked like there was confetti, black and gray and white

0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:55.640
<v Speaker 1>confetti all over the place. The car was completely covered.

0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.400
<v Speaker 1>So you know what I'm gonna do when this ends,

0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to home depot or low. Maybe I'll go

0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.960
<v Speaker 1>to the Lows in Beaver Creek, Ohio, and I'll get

0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:07.320
<v Speaker 1>one of those you know those electric air blowers. You know,

0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted to have one of those anyway, And

0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna buy one, and I'm just gonna I'm gonna

0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.800
<v Speaker 1>put all the ash. I'm gonna blow it all away

0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.280
<v Speaker 1>off off the that's my I'm excited about that. Actually,

0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.120
<v Speaker 1>of course, the fires might end by maybe December if

0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm lucky, because it never rains in California, so we

0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.880
<v Speaker 1>don't have that to look forward. So here's the thing. Yeah,

0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.840
<v Speaker 1>the fires will be gone, but then we'll have no water,

0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:31.640
<v Speaker 1>so we'll be in a drought because we used all

0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:35.520
<v Speaker 1>of our water up in the state. Perfect. Hey, yeah,

0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:37.800
<v Speaker 1>that's well, it doesn't matter because the state's not never

0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna be open, as the babylon Be said, until they

0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.880
<v Speaker 1>find a cure for death. Yes. I did see though,

0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.960
<v Speaker 1>that restaurants in New York are opening up again at

0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.559
<v Speaker 1>the end of the month. Does that mean California is

0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna open up? I don't know. Yes, de Blasso got

0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.480
<v Speaker 1>overruled by Governor cump Cuomo regards the restaurants, because you

0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:58.320
<v Speaker 1>want to keep those closed until at least the summer

0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of that. Really wow. And then there are articles that

0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:07.880
<v Speaker 1>stated that that city mandated gems that were used for

0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:15.199
<v Speaker 1>municipal workers were open, but not public gems. Interesting. Interesting.

0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.560
<v Speaker 1>So I know you've got the governor here that has

0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:21.080
<v Speaker 1>his wand reopen. You got Speaker of the House who

0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.160
<v Speaker 1>has her slant open privately for her Yes, but no know,

0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:27.880
<v Speaker 1>she got good. She was she was set up, you know,

0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:33.200
<v Speaker 1>just like the when the police do the same thing. Yeah,

0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:37.280
<v Speaker 1>sting operations. They imagine that does that defense work? Judge,

0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Remember Marian Barry, he probably not the mayor

0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.920
<v Speaker 1>of Washington, d C. He got caught the same way

0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:49.360
<v Speaker 1>a sting operations, smoking crack cocaine. And uh yeah, I

0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:53.280
<v Speaker 1>was a set up here, you know, come on, called

0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.559
<v Speaker 1>it entrapman, right, Oh, that is wild Nancy Pelosi. I

0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.120
<v Speaker 1>give her, she's so over the top man. And they

0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.000
<v Speaker 1>don't even ask her. And she does the interviews, they

0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.000
<v Speaker 1>don't even bring it up. It's like she just just

0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.960
<v Speaker 1>misses them. I appreciate your question, but that's not something

0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:11.559
<v Speaker 1>that's important to me right now. That's great idiots for

0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.320
<v Speaker 1>voting for these people anyway, speak for yourself. Hey, yeah,

0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.880
<v Speaker 1>both sides of that matter, all right. Anyway, we have

0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.800
<v Speaker 1>the mail bag. Yes, are we ready for the mail bag?

0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.640
<v Speaker 1>These are actual listener questions you guys have been great

0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.840
<v Speaker 1>on on the Facebook page Ben Maller Show. Also you

0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.760
<v Speaker 1>can email us at Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.240
<v Speaker 1>And so let's go quickly, guests, because we have a

0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.720
<v Speaker 1>ton of questions here. We have more and more every

0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:38.480
<v Speaker 1>week the podcast getting popular, which I guess is good

0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.120
<v Speaker 1>for us. I mentioned though before I get into the

0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:46.080
<v Speaker 1>mail bag. So This is a test, right. We do

0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.640
<v Speaker 1>it eight days a week now, but we were thinking

0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.200
<v Speaker 1>because of the NFL, the downloads are not going to

0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.000
<v Speaker 1>be great on Sunday. So if they're not great, why

0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.520
<v Speaker 1>would we do it, you know, because if people are

0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.520
<v Speaker 1>busy watching football and they're not gonna be listening to

0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.040
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, asked, So we're gonna We're gonna test this

0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.840
<v Speaker 1>out and see what the numbers are. And if the

0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:09.000
<v Speaker 1>numbers do go down dramatically for the Sunday podcast, then

0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.560
<v Speaker 1>we will just do Friday and Saturday, and you know,

0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.200
<v Speaker 1>we'll we'll do Benny versus the Penny on the on

0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.840
<v Speaker 1>the YouTube, which we've got, which we're excited about and uh,

0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.200
<v Speaker 1>and we'll keep that and then we'll after football we'll

0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.600
<v Speaker 1>bring back the Sunday podcast. So it's really depending on

0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.760
<v Speaker 1>if the downloads either stay the same or go up.

0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:30.920
<v Speaker 1>If they go down, then we'll pull the plug. Yes,

0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.880
<v Speaker 1>and don't forget though, because people that email you do

0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.800
<v Speaker 1>so on the Facebook page. We're actually gonna have a

0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.480
<v Speaker 1>link for the YouTube show on the Facebook page as well. Yeah,

0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'll tweet it out. We'll have it on I

0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to put it on Instagram. Can we

0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.240
<v Speaker 1>put it on Instagram? I'll I'll try to put it

0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.840
<v Speaker 1>on all the different platforms so you can you can

0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:53.280
<v Speaker 1>check that if you miss the show on Friday in future,

0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.880
<v Speaker 1>we said, and we've we've settled in at five thirty

0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Eastern to thirty Pacific, Is that right, guest? But but

0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you know and watch it live where you can watch

0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.560
<v Speaker 1>the rebroadcast, which is the cool thing about the internet.

0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:07.360
<v Speaker 1>So whenever it'll be up after the show, quickly after

0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.080
<v Speaker 1>the show ends, right, yes, we week choose the only

0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.600
<v Speaker 1>one that I we can't do at that time because

0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I got called into the studios here get go Fox

0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio. But outside that, yes, two thirty is uh wait,

0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.600
<v Speaker 1>so we're not doing it in a week? Two we're

0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.840
<v Speaker 1>not doing it. We are just not not too thirty. Well,

0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.360
<v Speaker 1>what time are we doing on it? We'll do it,

0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.640
<v Speaker 1>uh whenever I get home, so like an hour after that? Oh, man,

0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's my schedule. Are you gonna you're gonna

0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:37.080
<v Speaker 1>screw up my schedule? Cowboy? My boss is called the

0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:40.480
<v Speaker 1>what do you want? I mean, what about me? Man?

0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, can't you do multitask and do

0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.400
<v Speaker 1>two things at the same time? You got, you got

0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:47.920
<v Speaker 1>belly to keep your company for a good hour. The bells,

0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.400
<v Speaker 1>hell's bells, I got it ready. Can you even walk

0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.240
<v Speaker 1>her outside right now with the state on fire? No? No,

0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't usually walk her. She she we got a

0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.920
<v Speaker 1>dog edoor, so she goes out the dogs sometimes, but

0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.080
<v Speaker 1>that takes care of her basiness. Sorry, let's get to

0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:06.040
<v Speaker 1>the mail bag. Carlos in Bang Bang, Houston, Texas right soon?

0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.760
<v Speaker 1>He says, did you shed a tear when Blair was

0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:14.280
<v Speaker 1>singing you that song? Don't lie, Carlos says, And what

0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:18.000
<v Speaker 1>is the origin story of the great Genie in Medford? Well,

0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Carlos good questions. First of all, I was taken aback

0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.639
<v Speaker 1>by Blair. Blair did decide to do some acapella singing

0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.359
<v Speaker 1>for me. It's his final It was his final week

0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.160
<v Speaker 1>calling the show. I believe he will pop up from

0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:35.679
<v Speaker 1>time to time. I think Blair will come back to

0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the show at some point. I don't think he's gone forever.

0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.080
<v Speaker 1>He'll check in and say, hey, I'm still here in

0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Pete and Pittsburgh. Quit the show years ago, but he

0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.680
<v Speaker 1>still calls like once every six months when he goes

0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.320
<v Speaker 1>out on a bender, and he'll call up and give us,

0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:52.960
<v Speaker 1>give us an update and things. So but yeah, it was,

0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.400
<v Speaker 1>it was and the Genie and Medford. Uh the story

0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.720
<v Speaker 1>has been well documented here, but she's the greatest caller

0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:00.440
<v Speaker 1>in the history of sports talk radio the Overnight and

0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:04.160
<v Speaker 1>she started calling the show because she got in trouble.

0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:07.399
<v Speaker 1>She got arrested for calling nine one one and she

0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.159
<v Speaker 1>just wanted someone to talk to. She was lonely, and

0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.399
<v Speaker 1>she called the nine one one operator in Medford, Oregon,

0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.199
<v Speaker 1>and they were annoyed, so they called, you know, they

0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:17.000
<v Speaker 1>were their places, and they called the cops out and

0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:22.040
<v Speaker 1>arrested her for whatever. And uh so they told her, listen,

0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:25.560
<v Speaker 1>if you're alone, call call the radio. They're people there

0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.760
<v Speaker 1>at the radio station. They'll take your call. So she

0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.119
<v Speaker 1>somehow found our show on the radio there in Medford, Oregon,

0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:35.800
<v Speaker 1>and she started calling and she called for probably around

0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.760
<v Speaker 1>ten years, maybe the less than that. But yeah, that's

0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:40.720
<v Speaker 1>the legend of Genie and Medford. I thought she was

0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.639
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think she was real. I thought she was

0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.440
<v Speaker 1>she was fake, But she's real. Brian and Boston writes

0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and says, if it had worked out at w E

0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:52.159
<v Speaker 1>I and Boston, would you have moved here you and

0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Callahan would have been awesome. Well, uh, Brian, thank you.

0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.879
<v Speaker 1>I did have an offer from w E I, but

0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:02.000
<v Speaker 1>it didn't work out. The financials didn't work out. And

0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:06.200
<v Speaker 1>um also the wife, she has a good job in

0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:09.440
<v Speaker 1>in California, so we were looking at that and uh,

0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.000
<v Speaker 1>it didn't work out. But I love Boston and I

0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:15.320
<v Speaker 1>would love to work in that market at some point here.

0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:18.479
<v Speaker 1>So you never know. Down the line, things change, and

0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.120
<v Speaker 1>if California keeps going the way it's going, I think

0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:24.600
<v Speaker 1>my wife will be more willing to relocate. So so

0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I guess, Brian, cheer for the continued downgrade of California

0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.639
<v Speaker 1>and then I can convince her to go to a

0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:33.800
<v Speaker 1>place like Boston and and do that. But but yeah,

0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:35.240
<v Speaker 1>that they were great to me, the I and I'd

0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.919
<v Speaker 1>still be working there doing some shows remotely if it

0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:40.760
<v Speaker 1>hadn't been, you know, for the Sports Hub picking up

0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:43.680
<v Speaker 1>the Overnight show. I think if you're migrating anywhere, I

0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:47.520
<v Speaker 1>think you're going to Florida next. Why Florida. I just

0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:53.399
<v Speaker 1>see you going there. No state income tax. Yeah, I

0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:58.240
<v Speaker 1>would say Texas or Florida, Like man, Massachusetts. I love

0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Boston too, but damn you go well no, no, no, no, no.

0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:02.760
<v Speaker 1>My guys that e I were telling me you live

0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:06.120
<v Speaker 1>in Vermont or New Hampshire. That's the move. Yeah, that's

0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:08.600
<v Speaker 1>the move. That's a that's a workaround for the taxes.

0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, yeah you know no. Uh. Several of

0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:12.920
<v Speaker 1>the guys that e I were telling me when I

0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 1>was back there, they were like, hey, yeah, I know

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:15.960
<v Speaker 1>we live over here. I drive in. It's not that

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.480
<v Speaker 1>bad a community. If you're off hours, it's not that bad.

0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:22.840
<v Speaker 1>And the taxes are amazing compared to to Massachusetts. So yeah,

0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:24.879
<v Speaker 1>I would not live in Massachusetts. I would live some

0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:27.600
<v Speaker 1>out in the sticks and then drive in. That would

0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:29.960
<v Speaker 1>be That would be my John the jailer rights and

0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:33.640
<v Speaker 1>from Allentown, Pennsylvania's has been and guestcon would you rather

0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:37.800
<v Speaker 1>be pete, pooped or vomited on? Alright? Guess your thought.

0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I know you've had all three in your life, but

0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:43.560
<v Speaker 1>which one was your favorite? Yeah, I've I've vomited on myself.

0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I think you'd have to go with the less toxic.

0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to go with urine. Right, I

0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:57.040
<v Speaker 1>would agree with you, and I think for most most

0:20:57.040 --> 0:21:00.399
<v Speaker 1>people at some point you've had issue was when you

0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:02.840
<v Speaker 1>were potty training as a kid, you probably urinated on

0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:05.680
<v Speaker 1>yourself anyway. Well, he probably pooped on yourself anyway. Else

0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:09.680
<v Speaker 1>But I would say, uh, the lesser of the three

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:13.520
<v Speaker 1>evils would be I hope Doc Mike doesn't hear this.

0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:20.160
<v Speaker 1>The urine, so that would be the problem. Billy from

0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Las Vegas slash Chicago, Louisville, Charlotte who was born in

0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Virginia Beach. He says, I'm the guy who calls in

0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:30.840
<v Speaker 1>from time to time who's grinding hard to get into

0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:33.400
<v Speaker 1>the sports media industry. I know who you are, Billy.

0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I love your passion. Man. You've been calling me up.

0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Your hustling. You're you're willing to relocate, move all over,

0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:45.000
<v Speaker 1>pack your stuff up, be a vagabond radio hobo to

0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:46.919
<v Speaker 1>try to make it in the business. And I respect

0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:48.520
<v Speaker 1>the hard work man. That's a good job by you,

0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.199
<v Speaker 1>all right. So he says, what's the hardest part of

0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:54.320
<v Speaker 1>preparing for a radio show? Have you ever not prepared

0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:57.560
<v Speaker 1>for a show and one on live? If so, how

0:21:57.600 --> 0:22:02.600
<v Speaker 1>did the show turn out? Uh? Well, Billy, to me,

0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:05.520
<v Speaker 1>the hardest part is the preparation for the show, though

0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the show itself is actually pretty easy. Um comparison, I

0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessive. I learned from We've had hacks On a

0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:13.760
<v Speaker 1>couple of times. I learned from hacks On how to

0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:17.359
<v Speaker 1>prepare her radio show. And I do spend a lot

0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.639
<v Speaker 1>of time, and the hardest part for me is to

0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:22.840
<v Speaker 1>try to find I try to do each hour different.

0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:24.680
<v Speaker 1>A lot of guys do one hour and they're lazy

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:26.520
<v Speaker 1>and these to repeat the one hour and they get

0:22:26.520 --> 0:22:28.400
<v Speaker 1>away with it and people like it. What I try

0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:30.680
<v Speaker 1>to do each hour different, try to mold it differently,

0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:34.560
<v Speaker 1>and so I try to find four things that interested

0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 1>me that are worthy of a monologue, like I can

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:41.480
<v Speaker 1>riff for ten minutes or so on. And that, to

0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:43.720
<v Speaker 1>me is the hardest part because it's I usually will

0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:47.399
<v Speaker 1>find two or three. It's that last one that I

0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:49.879
<v Speaker 1>often have a problem with, like because I wanted to

0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:51.680
<v Speaker 1>be good and I and I was like, I can't

0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:54.359
<v Speaker 1>find something like uh so I know I'm good for

0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:56.439
<v Speaker 1>two or three a day, but that last one seems

0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:57.960
<v Speaker 1>to be a problem. And as far as showing up

0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:01.040
<v Speaker 1>and doing the show without preparation, I have done it

0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:05.080
<v Speaker 1>a few times over the years because of a family

0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:07.840
<v Speaker 1>commitment or I was called in at the last minute,

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:11.919
<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, it's surprisingly I thought they were. They

0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 1>were okay. I just think they can be better, you know,

0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I think they can be better. And so if somebody,

0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:20.600
<v Speaker 1>as I've often said, one of the mantras here not

0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:22.800
<v Speaker 1>to be a blowhard is that if somebody gives you

0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 1>their time to listen to the show, they could listen

0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:27.040
<v Speaker 1>to a bunch of other stuff, especially now with all

0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:29.640
<v Speaker 1>these podcasts and music and all that. If they're gonna

0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:32.399
<v Speaker 1>give you their attention, if you're you listening, then I

0:23:32.400 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 1>want to do a good show. I don't want to

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:35.120
<v Speaker 1>do a half as show. I don't want to roll

0:23:35.119 --> 0:23:37.400
<v Speaker 1>out of bed, And a lot of these guys will

0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:40.280
<v Speaker 1>read whatever is on ESPN dot COM's front page or whatever,

0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:41.879
<v Speaker 1>and they they'll roll with. I don't want to be

0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.640
<v Speaker 1>that guy, but my life would be a lot easier

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:49.640
<v Speaker 1>if I was that guy. So uh Pierre in Springfield, Massachusetts.

0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Right soon, he says, who is the biggest narcissist? Gag

0:23:53.359 --> 0:23:57.200
<v Speaker 1>On or Brian Finley? He said, last time I checked,

0:23:57.240 --> 0:24:00.119
<v Speaker 1>it's the Ben Maller Show or The Fifth Hour with

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller. If they were a w w E tag team,

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 1>they'd be known as the hijackers, that's all. This is

0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 1>a great way Gagon or Finley, who is the bigger narcissist? Well,

0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>congratulations that David Gascon, you win. You beat out locally

0:24:19.760 --> 0:24:24.879
<v Speaker 1>docally do Brian Finley? So can you win the Golden ticket? Congratulations?

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:28.840
<v Speaker 1>How is that even possible? Well, you're well, you're both well. Actually,

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Finley's from San Diego, so he's not west of the

0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>four oh five because the four or five ends before

0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>San Diego. But he has a lot he does, I think,

0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:37.560
<v Speaker 1>live west of the four or five when he's in

0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:39.840
<v Speaker 1>l A. He's got a place that he stays at.

0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:42.640
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean you're the bigger You're the much

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:44.920
<v Speaker 1>bigger narcissist. You are, But you both hijacked the show,

0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:49.639
<v Speaker 1>that's true. Do you think I hijack your show? Yeah? Really? Yeah?

0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:53.280
<v Speaker 1>The cook the steak, what's up with that? You know?

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:55.159
<v Speaker 1>All the all the things you do to annoy me,

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:58.879
<v Speaker 1>that's a long list. You're getting rather annoyed pretty fast

0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>over some stupid ship. I don't know what you're talking about,

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>no idea what you're talking about? All right, Sir scratch

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Off writes in from Arkansas, says, why don't they let

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Eddie do the show when you're on vacation. There you go.

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:15.399
<v Speaker 1>Good question. Uh, well, there's a couple of things I

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 1>can say, sir, scratch that. First of all, I appreciate

0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you giving me the title as the executive program director

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:23.680
<v Speaker 1>of Fox Sports Radio. That's actually Scott Shapiro that has

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 1>that title. I do not have that title. Uh. And

0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>then I don't make those decisions when I'm not on

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>the schedule. I have nothing to do with who's on

0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:34.040
<v Speaker 1>the air. I have zero to do. I wish I did.

0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>That would be nice, but I don't. And I think

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:40.000
<v Speaker 1>also Eddie would probably have to be proactive on that, right.

0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess gon that you have to say, hey, I'd

0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:44.080
<v Speaker 1>like to do this, and then they have to approve

0:25:44.119 --> 0:25:46.400
<v Speaker 1>it and all that. Yeah, that's a good question. That's

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:48.400
<v Speaker 1>not one that I'd be able to answer. Do you

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 1>do you advocate for anyone to fill in for you? Uh?

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 1>If I'm asked, Yeah, if I and they say, hey,

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I got a you know, a couple of options here,

0:25:56.720 --> 0:25:58.639
<v Speaker 1>I'll say, oh, yeah, I'd like rather have this person.

0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 1>But they don't ask They almost never asked no. No,

0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the last time they asked, Hey, would

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>you rather work with this person? No? No, let's just

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>put the schedule out and they know I'll usually do

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>it no matter why. I'm not gonna complain. Uh. Jesse

0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 1>from Pomona rights in in so Cal. He says, my

0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 1>question this week is easy. Would you rather have the

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Lakers never win another championship again? Or the Major League

0:26:24.640 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Baseball Commissioner's strip the Astros of their tainted championship and

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>give it up to the Dodgers' question? This is a

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Sophie's choice situation. All right, So here's the way I'm

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna answer this now. In the moment, you have the

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:42.760
<v Speaker 1>micro in the macro. So, first of all, in the micro,

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I would obviously say I'd rather have the Astros championship pulled,

0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>the tainted championship, the dirty championship. But if you look

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:52.439
<v Speaker 1>at the macro, the rest of my life, which I

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>hope is a fair amount of time, all of these

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>people that are like Gascon over there, Laker fan boys,

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 1>the historians to never see them enjoy another championship, and

0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing the clips of winning at least one or

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>two the rest of my life. So, uh, that would

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:10.200
<v Speaker 1>be awesome that I would take that. No more Laker

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:12.639
<v Speaker 1>championship now, because the way I look at the Dodgers

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:15.360
<v Speaker 1>are gonna win the World Series. Also, they're gonna win one,

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and I can continue to bash the Astros, which is

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>great material for the radio show. So that's a win win.

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:23.360
<v Speaker 1>So Jesse, you probably thought I was gonna take the Astros,

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:26.359
<v Speaker 1>but no, if you can guarantee me right now the

0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Lakers never win another championship, I mean, sign me up

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:32.280
<v Speaker 1>for that. Where do I sign the paperwork? Let's cross

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 1>the tea's dot the i's right now, come on. Plus,

0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to take a title from from somebody else.

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 1>You don't want how to strip exactly. That's a good point. Yeah,

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 1>you'd rather just void I. I don't need the Dodgers

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:43.480
<v Speaker 1>should be given the title, but they should be. It

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:46.040
<v Speaker 1>should be voided. Yeah, you just have it, bla. It

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 1>would be like if Vince Young won the Heisman Trophy

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>after you know, Reggie Bush had it stripped from him.

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Like I wouldn't want that, would you know? You know,

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>retroactively bullshit is what it is. Yeah, all right, Jason

0:27:57.600 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 1>in Rocky Mountain, Virginia Rights and he says, Big Ben,

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>can you now admit that you, Darvish is an excellent picture.

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Fuck unbelievable, Jason listen. I'm happy you Darvers has pitching

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>well for the Chicago Cubs. He has been amazing. Good

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 1>for him, uh, And I do feel somewhat um. I

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know the guilt is the right word. I don't

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>think guilt's the right word. But I realized that when

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I was at Game seven and you dar Wish uh

0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>pooped pooped the bed, that there were reasons he pooped

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>the bed. I do believe the Astros were stealing signs

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>home and wrote home and wrote, I believe that to

0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 1>be true. Um in Baseball did a shoddy investigation and

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>only went halfway with the information that they had. They

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 1>had more, they chose not to go with it. I

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>imagine that will come out in the years to come.

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, nonetheless, I digress. Uh, you Darvis has pitched

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 1>very well, and he's gotta he's gotta be the favorite

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 1>with a like twenty days to go for this gazy

0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>cy Young Award. So I can't excellent. And he's had

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>a good year, but it's not even a full year.

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:07.600
<v Speaker 1>And if you had a full year, then it's a

0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>more legit year. But he's played well, Like Jake Arietta

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:12.520
<v Speaker 1>won the cy young that one year. It was like

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>was two thousand and six team when he had a

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:19.880
<v Speaker 1>good half season, took it away from Kershin Granky, who

0:29:19.880 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 1>were both pitching for the Dodgers half of seasons three months.

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 1>This is two months. But he's been pretty fucking good.

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 1>He's been dominant. No, he's been great. Hey, listen, I've

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 1>won some money with you, Darvish. I mean, come on,

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna complain. I'm not. I ripped the guy at that

0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>blew him to Smith of Reens uh years ago. But

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>we move on, all right, Chris and Michigan, He says,

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 1>which league will be the first to have their TV

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 1>deal revisited by their network partner? Interesting to see which

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>leagues are being forced to take a haircut based on

0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 1>their latest ratings and advice. All right, So that's from Chris. Uh.

0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's a that's a tough one because the

0:29:57.560 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>TV business is seemingly in in lockstep. A lot of

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the people work in television or lockstep with this. So

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:07.040
<v Speaker 1>but but you do have bills to pay, and you

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>have agreements, and you know, it's kind of like when

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>you buy a house and you pay too much money

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:15.240
<v Speaker 1>for it, and then the price tanks and then you're

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 1>still paying the price. The houses underwater. These TV deals.

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 1>If this continues with a global recession, these TV deals

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>become underwater. Now. I remember I used to have a

0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>friend of mine who was a big guy at ABC

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>years ago, and they had Monday Night Football, and he

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 1>would always say that the network looked at that they

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't make money on Monday Night Football. This is before ESPN.

0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>The games went to ESPN and and there was a

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.240
<v Speaker 1>siml caisse, but it was just on on ABC and

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 1>his They argument, they said, was it was a lost leader,

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>but it helped their prime time ratings and it helped

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 1>the whole network ratings, So that's why they were willing

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 1>to take the hit because it helped everything else. The

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 1>question becomes like, for basketball, if your TNT does this

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:59.480
<v Speaker 1>help and maybe it will? Does this continue to help

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 1>the rest thing that you have and all these other

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 1>properties that you have on t N? T Uh. You

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 1>know ESPN is gonna do it no matter what because

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>they need programming. So it'll be interesting. Though. I guess

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I go NBA because they're so over the top, like

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 1>the other sports leagues are a little bit. We'll see

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 1>what the NFL, you know, this weekend, how it goes.

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.960
<v Speaker 1>But but like the NBA has they got they got

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 1>symbols on the jerseys. Uh. They can't even say we're

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 1>not being political. It says vote you know on the jersey,

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 1>which is a political act. Uh, and all this and

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 1>and so I'd say the NBA is the most that's

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 1>in the in the weeds on this, especially because of

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 1>the international money that comes in from China. Yeah, yeah,

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:43.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah, well that that's another element that I

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>am really brought up is we've seen how Hollywood we've

0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>has cows out to China, and if you know, China says,

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>you know what, we'll let you, We'll let our brought

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 1>your broadcast back on. That's actually another interesting thing because

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>if if the Darryl moriy deal hadn't happened, you could

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 1>make the argument that this activism would not be taking

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>place in the NBA because China would have said, we're

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>not going to broadcast games with Black Lives Matter on

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the court and the jerseys and all that, because you know,

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:13.479
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't fit with our communist agenda here in China.

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>And uh, and so we're not gonna do it. And

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 1>then the NBA would have they would have, you know,

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 1>bowed down, right, they would have bowed down taking her

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>knee for China. So that's another if if China says,

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>are we'll put the games back on, but you gotta

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 1>do X, Y and Z, Wow, what would the NBA

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 1>do They had all that money that carried at the

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 1>end of the stick. Yeah, that's a puzzling thing because

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>obviously you can target Europe, you can go Europe, you

0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:44.720
<v Speaker 1>can go South America, but a bulk of their money

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>comes from the from the Chinese. Yeah. And you know

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>if magic the NBA took a stand against the China

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:55.479
<v Speaker 1>y oh yeah, yeah right uh Lee and Phoenix right

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>scene says when you go to Costco, do people ask

0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:04.600
<v Speaker 1>for pictures? Yes, all the timely all the time, although

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>not as much since they got rid of the samples.

0:33:07.080 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Eric in Binghamton as good at at least allowed at

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 1>least an old overnight caller, but he moved to the

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>dreaded day shift. Eric in Binghamton, New York rights and

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>he says, being that he is west of the four

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>oh five, does David believe in going to your beloved

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Costco gas. Are you a Costco guy? Yeah, And they

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 1>have the cheapest gas that I can get here in

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>in southern California. Like it's tough, especially like you know drive,

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 1>if you drive anywhere near the four oh five, especially

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:42.320
<v Speaker 1>L A X, you're getting raped on gas. Yes, all

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 1>those rental car places, although no one's rerunning cars now,

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>but they still have the price of gas obscene. Yeah,

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 1>they're usually at least a dollar maybe even like a

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 1>dollar fifty more than anywhere else like Inner City. But

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Costco is a ship and the sample samples are great

0:33:57.560 --> 0:34:01.440
<v Speaker 1>no matter where you go. I've had the pizza, which

0:34:01.480 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 1>is good, but I don't go anywhere else out because

0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>you don't You do like corn dogs and hot dogs too, Ben,

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Now I don't have corn dogs, they have hot dogs.

0:34:10.560 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I do. My My big order would be the hot dog.

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I get the slice of the cheese pizza, and then

0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I'd get the berry Sunday and that was That's the

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 1>perfect meal. But the the veteran move at Costco. You

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 1>order the hot dog and the pizza. You then go

0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>back in line or do the kiosk and order the

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Barry Sunny because you don't want it to melt. You

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>don't want it to melt while you're eating the pizza

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and the hot dog. And some people just eat it

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 1>all together. But I like to have it as my

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 1>dessert at the very end. And I'm jealous because like Costco.

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I know, we've had listeners in Vancouver that have sent

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>me photos of the food court at Costco and they

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>have chicken fingers. There's a place, I think it's in Toronto.

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:57.759
<v Speaker 1>The Costco in Toronto has poutine. Oh man, ye yeah right, yes,

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I can imagine the Costco in Vancouver or Toronto looking

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 1>like the Whole Foods. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to go to Vancouver in Toronto, not to

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 1>see those cities, which are beautiful, just to experience Costco

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:16.880
<v Speaker 1>poutine and Costco chicken fingers. Man, that's a game change.

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I might not eat anywhere else. That might be the

0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 1>only place I eat. That would be my my restaurant orning,

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 1>noon and night at least, you know, would be on

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>a on a good quality budget, that's true. Yeah, yeah,

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 1>cost effective. I tell my my dad's on a budget.

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's retired and he's got he's got no

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 1>money or whatever. Because it would have happened. But I

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:36.320
<v Speaker 1>always telling me, I said, go to Costco buy a

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>large pizza because he didn't eat that much, you know,

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:41.719
<v Speaker 1>the older guy now, and uh, that thing will last

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like four days. You know, there's there's so many pieces

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 1>of pizza there. You just get that thing for four days,

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 1>four meals out of it, and save yourself a bunch

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:53.240
<v Speaker 1>of money. Matt from Dallas, that was fort Worth. Since

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I only recently learned that there's a black nashalanthem, I

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:01.319
<v Speaker 1>am wondering if there's a Mallard national anthem. All right, Matt,

0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:05.360
<v Speaker 1>this is a great question. So um the answer is yes,

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:08.880
<v Speaker 1>although not official. So a couple of years back, several

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 1>p One's brigadier generals Rod the Ambassador of Bakersfield and uh,

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Tammy and Montana. They teamed up

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 1>and made a really cool song, which unfortunately it was

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 1>before Roberto was on the show. So like Danny, g

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:26.120
<v Speaker 1>is part of it. And Roberto doesn't know about anything

0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:29.279
<v Speaker 1>that happened before. Roberto I love him, but he doesn't know,

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 1>so he doesn't play any of those sound bites. Everything

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 1>he plays is from when he joined the show, and

0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 1>that was before Roberto was part of it. So if

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 1>somebody wrote a song now and included Roberto, then I

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 1>have a feeling it would get a lot of airplay.

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.640
<v Speaker 1>But but that was one. We've got a couple of

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 1>songs that were like the Mallard and Nashal Anthem that

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>was a Mallard related show song. But that's a little gimmick.

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like Adam Sandler doing a Honikah song

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:59.280
<v Speaker 1>because he knows that I'll get played, and or writing

0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 1>a Christmas song. In general, every holiday radio stations play

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:06.279
<v Speaker 1>nothing but holiday music, and so like, if you do

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>a song about people on the radio, they're gonna play it,

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 1>and they're probably gonna play it a lot. So just

0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:14.680
<v Speaker 1>just point that little little life pack if you're a

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 1>struggling musician. Kentucky Tay and Jay right in from Scottsville, Kentucky,

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and they say, first, first off, thanks for referring to

0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 1>my wife and I as a power couple. Jay says,

0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I got so excited we about crashed our car during

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 1>the drive. How about that gas gun? When did you

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.280
<v Speaker 1>refer to them as a power couple? Thanks for listening?

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>It was yeah when they were because the email they

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:44.840
<v Speaker 1>send in every week. They're they're almost religiously part of

0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:49.279
<v Speaker 1>this and uh, here's anyway, So can they can they

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 1>bring or can they ship off some some bourbon from

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 1>their from their parts of town? Are you begging for

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 1>a freebee guest gun? Is that what you're doing? Yes? Yes,

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:01.840
<v Speaker 1>I know it's beneath you. But how about a little taste,

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:04.360
<v Speaker 1>a little something here on the west side? How about

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>some bathtub jim bathtub? What do you call it? Moonshine? Yeah?

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had wonshine? Well? Yeah, because our guy

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:15.839
<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania made something. Yeah, yeah, I have a little

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>left if you want. You want it? Did you vomit? No?

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 1>I as you haven't had it yet because I was

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:24.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna have it at the holiday party. We didn't get

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>to it. It's it's sitting right over here. I have

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.239
<v Speaker 1>it's right in my studio. So I hope, I hope

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:34.920
<v Speaker 1>our trucker friend appreciates that I still have it. I haven't.

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:37.759
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. I'll save it for you for

0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you all right? Yeah, for years ago, when we in

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>the early days of Foxborstradi, I remember a guy from

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:47.400
<v Speaker 1>like Chattanooga, Tennessee, who had this thick Tennessee accident. You know,

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:50.319
<v Speaker 1>sounded like the cliche of somebody from Tennessee. And he

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>used to tell me, Oh, bat, I'm gonna make you

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>the moonshine. You know, he never did, but but this

0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:58.120
<v Speaker 1>guy in Pennsylvania did. So that's I think it was Trucker,

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Joe Truck or Joe all right us? But anyway, Uh,

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 1>the Tay and j question. You're out camping and you

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:08.240
<v Speaker 1>only have one rifle and thirty bullets or a fishing

0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>pole with land full of natural bait. What are you

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna choose to use to supply food? Wall strained? I

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 1>say this, you only have thirty bullets, but that would

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>seemingly be a more effective way of getting food. Right,

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>if you find something, you can shoot, But if you

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>miss and you run out of bullets, I'd go fishing.

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:34.320
<v Speaker 1>If you have a full natural landscape of bait, I

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>would go fishing. I don't really like seafood. Can you

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 1>even fish? Yeah? How hard is it? You throw the

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:42.320
<v Speaker 1>damn thing in the water and sit there? How hard? Difficult?

0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Is that? You're not really athletic? How the how the

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 1>fund do you have to be athletic as a fisherman?

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.640
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna show some balance. You're gonna have a good

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>cast away. Stop. Man. I go to the beach every

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:56.360
<v Speaker 1>once in a while. I see these people. They're drinking beer,

0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>sitting down with their you know, they're big, oversized hats on,

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 1>and they got their fishing rod on the side of

0:40:02.760 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 1>the dock and they're not even paying any attention to it.

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about? You nuts? You lost your freaking mind?

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, Scott the water Boy writes in from Starks, Mississippi,

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I believe, he says, or Maine. I don't know, Uh,

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Mr Ben Wagner, do you know of any NBA teams

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:28.839
<v Speaker 1>in search of a high quality water distribution engineer? Uh? Yeah,

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Guess you know any of the teams

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 1>that want a water boy? No? No, all right, sorry,

0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't help you. I'm Att from Tuscaloosa. Is Kawhi

0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Leonard the greatest basketball player in the past ten years? Matt,

0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 1>that's a great question. Check back in about a month.

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Check back in about a month. If Kawhi Leonard does

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 1>what he's about to do, the answer is apps a

0:40:53.160 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 1>bleep and lutelee. I mean, he's right there, outside of

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 1>an outside of a miss free throw against the Miami Heat.

0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:04.440
<v Speaker 1>He's there. He to win. If you can win the

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>first championship for Toronto and the Clippers back to back

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 1>after winning in San Antonio, He's better than Jordan's, He's

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>better than Lebron, He's better than all of them. That Trump's,

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 1>any of those other accomplishments, any of those other company

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.319
<v Speaker 1>that Kawhi Leonard becomes the face of the NBA and

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 1>nobody can disagree with that. If you disagree with that,

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you're dope. You're dope, You're a moron, you're a boob.

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:28.440
<v Speaker 1>It's just unfortunately he's not charismatic. Like if he was charismatic,

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:30.719
<v Speaker 1>this thing would I think this thing would be full

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 1>tilt Kawa I love affair. Yeah, And he's not good

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 1>for the gossip part of basketball. He doesn't move the

0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 1>needle with anything other than his play. Uh. John from Omaha,

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Nebraska writes in he says, name a word that begins

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 1>with F and ends with U c K. Can you

0:41:50.800 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 1>do that, guest? Go No, fund Ruckers, Well that doesn't

0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 1>really know. A row By food isn't nice. Uh, they're

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:03.879
<v Speaker 1>still open. I thought they went out of business. They did,

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:06.800
<v Speaker 1>but so how are they still open. There's one I

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:09.279
<v Speaker 1>know it was running Burbank I used to go to. Yeah, no,

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:11.800
<v Speaker 1>there's one in Torrents. That drove by it. It's closed,

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 1>but I drove by it. I was like, I used

0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>to love Food Rutgers because I go in there as

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>a kid and they'd have the whole like side of cow,

0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:20.760
<v Speaker 1>like in the butcher shop and it's like the coolest,

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Like wait a minute, well that's the burger before it

0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>gets to your plate. What the fund is that? I

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, you gotta be kidding me out? And they

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 1>weren't they synonymous with the fat fries? Like, yeah, they

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>had good I really liked Food Rutgers. I don't know

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 1>what happened, but they I guess they screwed up financially,

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 1>couldn't make it, but I loved it. Yeah what sucks? Yeah? Uh,

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 1>you know recently there was up until about a year ago,

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>there was a sizzler right near me, like the last sizzler.

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Is there any sizzlers around? You know? There's Yeah, this

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 1>is like the last one and it's finally closed up,

0:42:57.160 --> 0:43:00.560
<v Speaker 1>finally closed up shop and all that. All right. Rucker Joe,

0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:02.799
<v Speaker 1>we just mentioned him, Chucker Joe in Pennsylvania writes in

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 1>he says, who's on your list for top five comedians?

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:12.280
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll chucking Joe off the top of my head.

0:43:12.920 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>The greatest of all time for me, the late great

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:19.319
<v Speaker 1>George Carlin. George Carlin is good, awesome. Um may he

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>rest in PI so though he didn't believe in that.

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:22.880
<v Speaker 1>So he's just you know, he's he's an atheist. But

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>uh Carlin, Uh, Richard Pryor, uh Seinfeld doing stand up comedies, great,

0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Sa, Louis c K. I know

0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 1>you can't say that because oh he's a taboo. He

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:40.360
<v Speaker 1>did the sex thing. Louis Black. I think he's pretty

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 1>good too. I mean, there's a bunch of those. Are

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 1>my top five. I gave you like ten of them

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 1>under the radar. I don't know if you've watched them

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>at all. But Tom Wilson is really good. And if

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 1>you don't know, Tom Wilson is out there. Tom Wilson

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:57.799
<v Speaker 1>played Biff in Back to the Future. He's really fucking good. Yeah,

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you know who is? Also? He died years ago. In fact,

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I think he took his own life. But he was

0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>a great comedian. Richard Jenny Jenny, and he's probably been

0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 1>dead for over ten years. But he I thought he

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 1>was so good and I could never figure out why

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 1>he didn't become bigger. I always laughed my ass off

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:18.080
<v Speaker 1>when he Some of his stuff still on YouTube. But

0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Richard Jenny j e n I if you have no

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:22.400
<v Speaker 1>idea who that guy is. But I thought he was

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 1>so good and he never really got that big break

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 1>and took it to become the you know, the next

0:44:29.680 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, big star. But Steve Martin was like that

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:36.640
<v Speaker 1>too before he popped. Yeah, Steve Martin's funny. Brodie Stevens

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:38.759
<v Speaker 1>took his life. Oh yeah, Brody was great. He was

0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:41.600
<v Speaker 1>a Malley militia guy, Brodie, and he was He sent

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 1>me messages on Twitter. He's listen to the show all

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 1>the time. And he was a guy that all the

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 1>comedians loved because he was always at the l A

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:50.400
<v Speaker 1>comedy clubs. They loved him. Everyone loved the guy. The

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:55.040
<v Speaker 1>great Brandy just unfortunately was depressed. And it sucks. All right,

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's see a few more here. Rick Hardo from Fred

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>is No. He says, how many malanmobiles have you had

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:06.280
<v Speaker 1>and which one is or was your favorite? I've had several.

0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Ricardo started out with the Valari, which was my grandfather's car.

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>What color was it? Brown? Brown? Had a bench seat

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 1>in the back. Did you like back there? Uh no, No,

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I I had a when I was in high school.

0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I got my my mom had this idea. She was

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 1>very paranoid about be driving, so she said, I always

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>gotta drive a truck or a van because that way,

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 1>if you getting a wreck, you have a better chance

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:34.360
<v Speaker 1>to survive. So so I had this. I got this

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>like old Dodge I think it was a Dodge van.

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:43.279
<v Speaker 1>It had no seats in the back, no seats in

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:45.759
<v Speaker 1>the back and uh and it just had, you know,

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the two seats in the front, and all the guys

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:50.240
<v Speaker 1>in the football team like I gotta borrow your carpet,

0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I gotta bart you know, the whole thing. It was

0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:55.440
<v Speaker 1>like the most popular for some reason. I don't know

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.439
<v Speaker 1>why it was so popular guest con, but they loved

0:45:57.480 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 1>the idea. And they just had like carpeting in the back.

0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:01.440
<v Speaker 1>That was it. That's to get have like wood paneling

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:04.319
<v Speaker 1>on the sides. And uh, I had that. I had

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 1>an F one fifty I drove for a long time. Yeah, Yeah,

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:12.799
<v Speaker 1>that was a gas guzzler had a ford edge I like,

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 1>but that's also a bit of a gas guzzler. I

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>like the car. I had an electric hybrid thing that

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I liked until it turned out to be a Lemon.

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:23.839
<v Speaker 1>I can't afford a Tesla. I'd like to get one,

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't afford one, so nice man, Yeah, I want

0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:29.919
<v Speaker 1>to wait until I feel like, in the next couple

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 1>of years the mileage I need the mileage to get up.

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Right now, you can go like to seventy I think

0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:36.560
<v Speaker 1>on those electric cars on a charge, I needed to

0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 1>get up to like four hundred and then I'm good.

0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Does the state of California also give you tax credits

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:46.680
<v Speaker 1>for driving those electric cars? Uh? Yeah. My wife a

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 1>lot of people she works with have Tesla's and they

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess they it goes like the cars like forty

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 1>five thousand if you buy it new, they'll chop ten

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 1>thousand off or something like even thirty five thousand, something

0:46:58.200 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 1>along those lines. So yeah, you get like a bunch

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.360
<v Speaker 1>of reba. That's one of the reasons some of the

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 1>stock people are like, well once once those rebates and

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Tesla is gonna be in trouble, because that's why a

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of people buy the cars because they get thousands

0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 1>of dollars back in in the benefits. So all right, uh,

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:17.480
<v Speaker 1>let's see who else do we have here? Any me?

0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Any money? Mo? Kyle from Sane and Tonio the Alamo

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 1>says which sports league will be the first to re

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 1>shut down due to the OsO scary pandemic? I don't.

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll Pack twelve if they ever started, I'll go to

0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Pack twelve. And they seemed like the biggest scarity cats

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>out there, so I'll go to the Pack twelve. Right?

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Why not? I also say college football? But yeah. Chris

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 1>in Americaked, Iowa. Uh he says a farmer needs to

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 1>get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain

0:47:52.600 --> 0:47:56.560
<v Speaker 1>across the river, but can only take one thing at

0:47:56.560 --> 0:48:00.120
<v Speaker 1>a time in the boat. How does he do it

0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 1>so nothing gets eaten? All right? Well, I think the

0:48:03.520 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 1>obvious answer would just take the bag of grain across, right, No,

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:09.320
<v Speaker 1>because then if you take one of the other animals

0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 1>over and you go back, they'll eat the grain. Does

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 1>a fox eat grain? It might open the bag up,

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:19.880
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, chicken will? Yes? All right, so

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 1>then you take the chicken. Yeah, but then you have

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 1>to worry about the chicken, either egg getting away or

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 1>the fox eating the chicken. So what's the fucking answer

0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:34.160
<v Speaker 1>that I don't know? He didn't give the answer. That's good.

0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:37.759
<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned for next week, Chris, that's a follow up,

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and then you'll know the rest of the story, the

0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:44.319
<v Speaker 1>rest of the stories, Paul Harvey would saying. Jean and

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.880
<v Speaker 1>lis Bon Maine writes, and he says, whatever happened to JT?

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:50.359
<v Speaker 1>The break and Tom Ludi? Well, Jean, they are part

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.000
<v Speaker 1>of the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association. I think they

0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:55.960
<v Speaker 1>do a podcast together. We had Luney on, which no

0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 1>one listened to when he was on our podcast, but

0:48:57.640 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 1>we had luneyen and Luny is doing stuff. I think

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:05.040
<v Speaker 1>JT is doing a local Raiders radio show in Las Vegas.

0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 1>He's on the Raider's payroll there, I believe, and he's

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:09.879
<v Speaker 1>I think he's doing a show. It's serious, I think

0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:11.719
<v Speaker 1>at night. So he's got some stuff going on. But

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:15.600
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, they're still still working, just not at Fox anymore.

0:49:15.960 --> 0:49:19.160
<v Speaker 1>So they're doing their thing hustling, hustling and the radio business.

0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Marking Ottawa writes in says, if you could go back

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 1>in time and become the number one athlete in any sport?

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Which sport would you pick? I think we've had this before.

0:49:29.120 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I think we've had this before. And you said, well,

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 1>like baseball player, you know, Yankee Star back in the

0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>day would be big or quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys,

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:42.239
<v Speaker 1>one of those things we get all the attention and

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>all the glory and all that. But I guess NBA

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:47.600
<v Speaker 1>star would be the biggest thing because he's NBA. Guys,

0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>it's all about damn so like ahead of everyone. Yeah,

0:49:51.200 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking money wise, and money wise, you go baseball,

0:49:57.000 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 1>but if you go notoriety, you go football. Right, Uh yeah,

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean a bit a bit. Uh that's for sure.

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:08.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, we we only have time for a few more.

0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Any meny miny mo? What shall we do here? Let's

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 1>say boil Mark and Soku named one team in each

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 1>of the four major sports that should vanish. All right,

0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Baseball Miami Marlins, no one goes to the games? Uh done? Uh?

0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:33.320
<v Speaker 1>NFL that's harder. But I get rid of the Houston Texans.

0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Who cares about them? Jacksonville nah? Um? NHL, Ottawa suck NBA.

0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 1>We got seven NHL teams. I don't know. Put a

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:50.320
<v Speaker 1>team somewhere else then U N B A. I don't know, Memphis,

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:53.799
<v Speaker 1>how about that? Yeah, that's good? Or Charlotte. Yeah, I

0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:57.800
<v Speaker 1>like the Hornets logo though. All right, well let's that's it, Guesco.

0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:00.080
<v Speaker 1>We must move on here, we must move on, and

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.400
<v Speaker 1>we put the baby to bed. By the way, I

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:08.200
<v Speaker 1>did do a a cameo for the Tomahawks steak that

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I was requested. You didn't actually complete the objective, but

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:15.959
<v Speaker 1>that's fine. Well, no, I held up the steak to prove,

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>should I fucking frozen Tomahawks steak when the request was

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 1>to actually barb the request was for the steak, and

0:51:24.040 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 1>I held the steak up to the microphone, and I

0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>said that steak is fine. And as I pointed out,

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 1>by not actually cooking the steak, I am elongating the

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:34.480
<v Speaker 1>life of the Tomahawks steak. So it's a win win situation,

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:36.640
<v Speaker 1>is not. This is not nineteen o eight, This is

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>not the Chicago Cubs. You don't want the story to continue, alright, alright,

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 1>knock it off, knock it off. All right, listen, have

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 1>a great day to day, and uh, we'll see how

0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:47.439
<v Speaker 1>the ratings go there. The ratings are good. The numbers

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:50.200
<v Speaker 1>are good, we'll keep the podcast going eight days a week.

0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:52.160
<v Speaker 1>If not, we'll just do it seven days a week

0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 1>and then we'll figure out the rest. But anyway, have

0:51:54.520 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 1>a great day, enjoy the NFL, and we'll catch you

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.160
<v Speaker 1>next time. Be sure to catch live edition so The

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Pacific