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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping busy people cook on

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Speaker 1: the go with their latest invention, the air fryer backpack. No,

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Speaker 1: have your hot pockets freshly fried wherever you ride? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Why are so many dogs following me around?

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Speaker 1: This courtesy of Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those o their ninja knapsacks,

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Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: Thirty nine year old Felicia Howard showed up to a

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Speaker 1: jail in Madisonville on Sunday to bail her boyfriend out.

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Speaker 2: Oh what a good girlfriend did. I wouldn't do it

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Speaker 2: like you sit there. Okay, you're like a mom.

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Speaker 1: You think about what you did. Apparently the fee was

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Speaker 1: fourteen hundred dollars, and she handed them a stack of hundreds.

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Speaker 1: But that's a little ahead. The guards were quickly able

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Speaker 1: to figure out something was a miss. And I say

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Speaker 1: that because each of the fourteen bills that she handed

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Speaker 1: over clearly said they were for motion picture use.

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Speaker 2: Only benefit of the doll Maybe she didn't notice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wallet I must have grabbed. Could have been Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so instead of Felicia bailing her boyfriend out, she joined

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Speaker 1: him in jail.

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Speaker 2: That whole time. Dude. Yeah, if only they'd put us

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Speaker 2: in the same cell block. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They arrested her for felony possession of a forged instrument,

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Speaker 1: and a police spokesman said they've seen people use movie

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Speaker 1: money at stores before. Yeah, but he's never seen anyone

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Speaker 1: dumb enough to show up to a jail and try

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Speaker 1: to pay bail with it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, people just get dumber, So sure they'll see it again.

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Speaker 1: I love it because they get to give us content

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Speaker 1: for our show. Yes, so thank you, Felicia. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to your next laser story. Out of Florida today, twenty

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Speaker 1: six year old man named Dean Young was driving around

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Speaker 1: a few suburban namehoods last week look in to steal

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Speaker 1: a car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you already got one, Young.

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Speaker 1: Well, a few minutes into his automobile perusing, he noticed

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Speaker 1: a landscaping van parked along the street. He got out

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Speaker 1: of his vehicle, ran up to it, and climbed in

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Speaker 1: the back. And then a few minutes went by, and

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Speaker 1: then a few more minutes, and that's when Dean realized

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Speaker 1: he somehow locked himself inside from the police report, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like the landscaper came back to lock the van

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Speaker 1: before he started working and didn't realize that Dean was

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Dean was trapped and apparently freaked out because

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Speaker 1: he started screaming for help, banging on the doors, saying

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Speaker 1: he couldn't breathe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't. It suck when you're claustrophobic and a thief.

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Speaker 1: Terrible combo. Finally someone called the police and thankfully he

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Speaker 1: was rescued.

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Speaker 2: Wow, and then arrested.

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Speaker 1: Well, he told the cops he wasn't a thief and

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Speaker 1: that he was just handing up business cards in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood when a dog started chasing him, so he had

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Speaker 1: to jump into the van for safety.

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Speaker 2: That sounds plausible, except.

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Speaker 1: It didn't fly because a security camera caught the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: from him driving up and seeing the van to the

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Speaker 1: officers eventually getting him out. So and then he was like,

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Speaker 1: what kind of AI cameras you got that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He was arrested for burglary and criminal mischief.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 1: Guess his next laser story is out of Beveridge Bay.

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Speaker 1: There's exciting news this morning for anyone who likes to

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Speaker 1: dip their sausage in soda.

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Speaker 2: What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: It's did you mind out of the gutter?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I say that because Johnsonville has a new collaboration with

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper which combines their signature sausage with the Doctor's

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Speaker 1: twenty three flavor blend to create a nuanced sweet and

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Speaker 1: salty con auction or swalteth as they like to call it.

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Speaker 2: My husband's like secret ingredient.

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Speaker 3: I guess so secret because I'm saying and I take

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Speaker 3: a lot of people to use it, and it is Coke's.

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Speaker 1: Here's a photo of the Doctor Pepper. Johnsonville sausages so good.

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Speaker 1: It's got that deep dark red like the Doctor Pepper.

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Speaker 1: Can they say? This bold new meat sweet flavor honors

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper's long standing role as a go to ingredient

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Speaker 1: for flavoring and marinating meats, and the VP of Marketing

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Speaker 1: says it's quote fun, unexpected and maybe delicious hasty.

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Speaker 3: I think they should have gone in another way and

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Speaker 3: just thrown chunks of sausage inside some.

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Speaker 1: Can that could be in their next roll out.

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Speaker 2: But it Michael's secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. They actually said that that's a literal quote,

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Speaker 1: maybe delicious. We don't know, don't sue us. There are

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Speaker 1: two varieties of it, Doctor Pepper inspi a sausage and

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper inspired smoked sausage. Oh okay, broth are going

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Speaker 1: to be available to purchase at Walmart, Kroger, seven eleven

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Speaker 1: and more locations across the country starting today.

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Speaker 3: All right, I.

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Speaker 2: Get my best meats from seven eleven.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's going to be filled with sausage by

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Speaker 1: the end of the day. Wait a minute, this next

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Speaker 1: Lazer story is out of the wellness workshop. Here's a

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Speaker 1: new reason to hit the gym. A new study found

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Speaker 1: being in shape makes you less likely to lose your cool.

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Speaker 2: Do like the biggest stress reliever ever. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I'm like just being a total a hole, I'm like, Oh,

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Speaker 3: I need to go work out.

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Speaker 2: That's what I need to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to work out or give me sausage.

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Speaker 1: One of those researchers in Brazil did stress tests on

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Speaker 1: people to see how quickly they'd get angry or upset,

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Speaker 1: and how fit they were made a really big difference.

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Speaker 1: So people in good shape were just calmer in general

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Speaker 1: and around eight times less likely to flip there later

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Speaker 1: get pissed off. I agree, Well, I don't think you

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Speaker 1: can after you lit the way you're exhausted, even try

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Speaker 1: to get mad. You're like, give me a second. The

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Speaker 1: study found that physically fit people tend to control their

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Speaker 1: emotions better. They also recover from stressful situations faster than

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Speaker 1: people who are out of shape. And they say it's

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Speaker 1: just more evidence that exercise is good for you, both

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Speaker 1: for your physical and your mental health. As for this guy,

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Speaker 1: he supports the study. In fact, he's doing some crunches

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Speaker 1: right now. Oh wait, well those aren't crunches. No, he's

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Speaker 1: just curling up so we can explore himself again. That's

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Speaker 1: kind of like exercise. Yeah, look what good mood he's in.

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Speaker 1: He's not stressed anymore. That sound means laser stories. It's

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Wednesdays.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,