Speaker 1: God, this is like thinking that the young kids have
Speaker 1: their music these days. But I'm just gonna say kids
Speaker 1: names there are. The kids names are not. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting next to a tailor, my producers and Morgan. My
Speaker 1: name's weird. It's a Bethany. My daughter's name is Brennet's unusual.
Speaker 1: I grew up was Jennifer, David, Michael, Rachel, Karen, Matt.
Speaker 1: You know, Max was aggressive, That was not. Ashley came
Speaker 1: way later, like that, you know, Savannah, Those types of
Speaker 1: names came later. Chloe was later, Zoe was later, Alice
Speaker 1: was later. Then you went through the phase of like
Speaker 1: Edith and Mary, you went through the old names like
Speaker 1: eleanor the old person names, the Harry's, the Eugene's, the
Speaker 1: Larry's all that ship. Now we're into Tiger, Zebra, yaira Arlo, Jagger, Hunter, Dashed,
Speaker 1: it should be Dashing and Dixon and daughter and like
Speaker 1: it literally Apple and Brooklyn and I mean Sunshine and
Speaker 1: Rainbow and fucking Pollywog and periwinkle. It is just Zeus.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into. We're gonna get into you know,
Speaker 1: Confucius and Zeus and Aristotle soon like just now it's
Speaker 1: just like someone says one thing and now it's apple, grapefruit,
Speaker 1: Kiwi mango papaya. Naming my daughter star fruit. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is so out of control, the names that my daughter.
Speaker 1: There's no name my daughter could come home that would
Speaker 1: surprise me. She's like, I do have a play date
Speaker 1: with Shoelace this weekend. I mean, honestly, it's so crazy
Speaker 1: the names. There are no There's not a Jennifer in
Speaker 1: fucking sight. There's not a Karen. There's not a a Tina,
Speaker 1: there's not a Stacey. It's just you know, plexiglass, I
Speaker 1: had I had played it with plexiglass or you know, kumquat.
Speaker 1: It's really unbelievable. I have to say, loose sight is
Speaker 1: my new friend. She's coming over this weekend. There's nothing.
Speaker 1: You just make it up. Just make up the fucking name.
Speaker 1: Make it up, trapper keeper, look at the nearest thing
Speaker 1: in your bedroom and decide what you're gonna name your child. Button, receiver, nab,
Speaker 1: mirror brush, aerosol, balloon, neon. My assistant's fucking shaking her
Speaker 1: head like you're the craziest which I ever saw in
Speaker 1: my life. Sheering, Hey, yeah, Xerox is going to be
Speaker 1: over at too, um and Charger is going to be
Speaker 1: here right after. Okay, thank you so much. Cord. It's
Speaker 1: Charge your coming with Cord because they like to hang
Speaker 1: out a lot together. Are they gonna be together? What
Speaker 1: about handling door? We called door Dora. She's an explorer.
Speaker 1: Backpack I'll be over later because backpack likes to hang
Speaker 1: out of door. We aren't those characters from the show. No, no,
Speaker 1: they're religious names. It's a family name that you're watching TV. No, No,
Speaker 1: I need my child. Netflix. We're having twins. What are
Speaker 1: their names? Net and Flicks? Oh, okay, I have twins too.
Speaker 1: They're called Who and Lou. Doesn't fucking matter. Name your
Speaker 1: kid anything you want, Name your your name, your kids circumference,
Speaker 1: name them langustein go to a restaurant, Oh, Basil, I
Speaker 1: know there are kids name Basil. Really well. Named my
Speaker 1: kids Cilantro. And because I had a cousin named Rosemary.
Speaker 1: There was a famous movie one day when you're there
Speaker 1: was a famous movie called Rosemary's Baby. She had a baby.
Speaker 1: You know what the baby's name was? Fucking Cilantro. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter name or whatever you want, as I as
Speaker 1: I used a scam. I'm gonna tell you why. Chia bowls,
Speaker 1: overnight oats, soaked oats, medium oats, not semi soaked oats,
Speaker 1: yogurt parfaits, coconut milk, yogurt, asa E berry bowl, flax parfaits,
Speaker 1: eat a bowl of pasta, and asa E bowl is
Speaker 1: like a kittie pool. It's a fucking jacuzzi filled with
Speaker 1: sugar flavor like chocolate and coconut flakes and yogurt and
Speaker 1: and and chia and choro and flex and flocks, and
Speaker 1: it's got so much ship in that goddamn bowl. Eat
Speaker 1: a bowl of truffle cream pasta. Look it up, check me, bitch.
Speaker 1: Overnight Oh it's they're soaked oats, so they get even
Speaker 1: smaller and more dense. You have to add more chocolate
Speaker 1: chips and more shavings of nuts and more ship. It's
Speaker 1: like the yogurt cover pretzels. There are oats underneath there,
Speaker 1: but there's a fucking pile of caloric garbage. Asa E
Speaker 1: bowls are a scam, and they're also a snack. It's
Speaker 1: not even a meal after lunch. We're just piling ship
Speaker 1: in a bowl and calling it healthy. There's too much
Speaker 1: men's skincare. It's just stop trying to make fetch happen.
Speaker 1: We're trying to make men's skincare happen. Skincare like a
Speaker 1: Keels brand has done it right, like be across the board.
Speaker 1: We need unisex, you know, just all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: all these men are so fascinated with skincare. Jared Letto
Speaker 1: is going to do a skincare routine. Is he gonna
Speaker 1: put one of those like pink headbands on, pushes long
Speaker 1: hair back and do a g r WM Get ready
Speaker 1: with me with Jared Letto and Brad Pitt. Fucking take
Speaker 1: a break with the skincare for men. It's it's a reach.
Speaker 1: Just let's do the unisex Keels, non gender, non anything brands.
Speaker 1: Just make it for everybody. But it seems like we
Speaker 1: have nineties six men all jumping into the skincare. It's
Speaker 1: awkward at best. It's the weirdest time to come into
Speaker 1: a delineation and something that is not about men or
Speaker 1: or women. We all have skin, we're all getting older,
Speaker 1: we all get dark circles, we all get gray hair.
Speaker 1: This is the time for a brand to be for
Speaker 1: all humans. Not a women's skincare brand, not men's. It's
Speaker 1: just so strange. Just as I'm walking into schools to
Speaker 1: go to my daughter's volleyball games, and I see, you know,
Speaker 1: people bathrooms. It's not girls, it's not boys, it's not men's,
Speaker 1: it's not women, it's just humans. Now's the time to
Speaker 1: run and be like men's skincare. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: blue and pink for baby announcements are also archaic. Everything's
Speaker 1: becoming archaic, And now's the time for all these A
Speaker 1: list celebrities to awkwardly walk into men's skincare weird and
Speaker 1: definitely a reach. Stop trying to make fetch happen? Bizarro
Speaker 1: bizarro And I don't even know if Brad Kid is
Speaker 1: not Brad Pitt. Probably the only thing that Brad Pitt's
Speaker 1: not famous for being hot and we're looking about is
Speaker 1: his skin. Now I'm only looking at Breadfitt skin. I'm like,
Speaker 1: your skin is not that fucking great. And frankly, I
Speaker 1: don't know what Jared Letto skins like. Are the seventy
Speaker 1: five other men waltzing into skin Someone told them that
Speaker 1: this was all the next uh alcohol brand? Who are
Speaker 1: welcome everybody from George Clooney to everybody except for Ditty
Speaker 1: and Sammy Hagar and Dan Accoyd who were prior to me.
Speaker 1: What other than them, I was and I was the
Speaker 1: first one to publicly do the smash and grab liquor job.
Speaker 1: So everybody ran in, and all the men are running
Speaker 1: in now with tequila brands, but the skincare stuff, it's weird.