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Speaker 1: their music these days. But I'm just gonna say kids

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Speaker 1: name's weird. It's a Bethany. My daughter's name is Brennet's unusual.

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Speaker 1: I grew up was Jennifer, David, Michael, Rachel, Karen, Matt.

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Speaker 1: You know, Max was aggressive, That was not. Ashley came

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Speaker 1: way later, like that, you know, Savannah, Those types of

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Speaker 1: Larry's all that ship. Now we're into Tiger, Zebra, yaira Arlo, Jagger, Hunter, Dashed,

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Speaker 1: it should be Dashing and Dixon and daughter and like

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Speaker 1: it literally Apple and Brooklyn and I mean Sunshine and

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Speaker 1: Rainbow and fucking Pollywog and periwinkle. It is just Zeus.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get into. We're gonna get into you know,

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Speaker 1: Confucius and Zeus and Aristotle soon like just now it's

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Speaker 1: just like someone says one thing and now it's apple, grapefruit,

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Speaker 1: it is so out of control, the names that my daughter.

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Speaker 1: with Shoelace this weekend. I mean, honestly, it's so crazy

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Speaker 1: the names. There are no There's not a Jennifer in

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Speaker 1: fucking sight. There's not a Karen. There's not a a Tina,

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Speaker 1: there's not a Stacey. It's just you know, plexiglass, I

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Speaker 1: It's really unbelievable. I have to say, loose sight is

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Speaker 1: my new friend. She's coming over this weekend. There's nothing.

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Speaker 1: You just make it up. Just make up the fucking name.

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Speaker 1: Make it up, trapper keeper, look at the nearest thing

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Speaker 1: in your bedroom and decide what you're gonna name your child. Button, receiver, nab,

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Speaker 1: mirror brush, aerosol, balloon, neon. My assistant's fucking shaking her

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Speaker 1: head like you're the craziest which I ever saw in

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Speaker 1: my life. Sheering, Hey, yeah, Xerox is going to be

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Speaker 1: here right after. Okay, thank you so much. Cord. It's

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Speaker 1: Charge your coming with Cord because they like to hang

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Speaker 1: out a lot together. Are they gonna be together? What

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Speaker 1: Backpack I'll be over later because backpack likes to hang

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Speaker 1: out of door. We aren't those characters from the show. No, no,

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Speaker 1: they're religious names. It's a family name that you're watching TV. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I need my child. Netflix. We're having twins. What are

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Speaker 1: their names? Net and Flicks? Oh, okay, I have twins too.

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Speaker 1: They're called Who and Lou. Doesn't fucking matter. Name your

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Speaker 1: name them langustein go to a restaurant, Oh, Basil, I

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Speaker 1: know there are kids name Basil. Really well. Named my

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Speaker 1: kids Cilantro. And because I had a cousin named Rosemary.

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Speaker 1: There was a famous movie one day when you're there

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Speaker 1: You know what the baby's name was? Fucking Cilantro. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter name or whatever you want, as I as

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Speaker 1: I used a scam. I'm gonna tell you why. Chia bowls,

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Speaker 1: overnight oats, soaked oats, medium oats, not semi soaked oats,

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Speaker 1: yogurt parfaits, coconut milk, yogurt, asa E berry bowl, flax parfaits,

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Speaker 1: Overnight Oh it's they're soaked oats, so they get even

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Speaker 1: men's skincare. It's just stop trying to make fetch happen.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to make men's skincare happen. Skincare like a

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Speaker 1: with me with Jared Letto and Brad Pitt. Fucking take

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Speaker 1: a break with the skincare for men. It's it's a reach.

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Speaker 1: Just let's do the unisex Keels, non gender, non anything brands.

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Speaker 1: This is the time for a brand to be for

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Speaker 1: all humans. Not a women's skincare brand, not men's. It's

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Speaker 1: blue and pink for baby announcements are also archaic. Everything's

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Speaker 1: becoming archaic, And now's the time for all these A

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Speaker 1: list celebrities to awkwardly walk into men's skincare weird and

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Speaker 1: bizarro And I don't even know if Brad Kid is

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Speaker 1: not famous for being hot and we're looking about is

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Speaker 1: his skin. Now I'm only looking at Breadfitt skin. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: don't know what Jared Letto skins like. Are the seventy

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Speaker 1: five other men waltzing into skin Someone told them that

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Speaker 1: this was all the next uh alcohol brand? Who are

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Speaker 1: welcome everybody from George Clooney to everybody except for Ditty

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Speaker 1: and Sammy Hagar and Dan Accoyd who were prior to me.

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Speaker 1: What other than them, I was and I was the

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Speaker 1: first one to publicly do the smash and grab liquor job.

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Speaker 1: So everybody ran in, and all the men are running

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Speaker 1: in now with tequila brands, but the skincare stuff, it's weird.