WEBVTT - Pudding People 0:00:01.900 --> 0:00:05.760 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:07.760 George Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:12.080 Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now, 0:00:12.500 --> 0:00:17.270 here's Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:21.410 --> 0:00:24.450 Live from Studio C. 0:00:24.770 --> 0:00:25.490 C's a york. 0:00:25.510 --> 0:00:28.970 Are buffets really back? We'll have to discuss that. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.380 Live, new week, very excited, and today we are toiling 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.620 under the title of the show. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.880 French economists now advising California on. 0:00:37.780 --> 0:00:40.180 Tax policy, not le joke. 0:00:40.820 --> 0:00:44.729 Or if you prefer, brew crew takes two amid Ray's 0:00:44.810 --> 0:00:45.910 malaise phase. 0:00:47.940 --> 0:00:53.120 Oh, wow. A World Series title. That is correct. Oh, 0:00:53.150 --> 0:00:56.570 the action. So exciting. How y'all doing? Excited about a 0:00:56.610 --> 0:00:59.710 new week? Huh? Are you kidding? This could be the 0:00:59.750 --> 0:01:02.150 week it all comes together. Wait, what? 0:01:02.630 --> 0:01:04.450 Or the week the boss says, can I see you 0:01:04.470 --> 0:01:07.750 for a second? And they hand you a cardboard box. 0:01:09.430 --> 0:01:11.369 And the HR person stares at you if you load 0:01:11.390 --> 0:01:12.949 it in the box. And then you take it out 0:01:12.970 --> 0:01:14.670 to your car. And everybody acts like they've never seen 0:01:14.690 --> 0:01:17.860 you before or you never worked there. Or that suddenly 0:01:17.980 --> 0:01:20.340 you've become some sort of master criminal who must be 0:01:20.380 --> 0:01:23.990 watched every second because your bitterness would result in thievery 0:01:24.010 --> 0:01:24.810 and violence. 0:01:25.330 --> 0:01:27.209 Or you get promoted to the corner office. You don't know. 0:01:27.230 --> 0:01:29.390 This could be such a week. So that's very, very exciting. 0:01:30.450 --> 0:01:33.649 Yes, I noticed the non-news item that I keep hearing 0:01:33.670 --> 0:01:38.700 in the last 12 hours is buffets are back because 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.060 of the economy. All-you-can-eat buffets are back because of the economy. 0:01:42.540 --> 0:01:43.980 And I just don't know if I believe that or not. 0:01:45.209 --> 0:01:47.440 I don't know that they're any hotter now than they 0:01:47.460 --> 0:01:48.580 were two years ago or. 0:01:50.310 --> 0:01:52.450 I'm not anti-buffet if the price is right. 0:01:52.670 --> 0:01:55.490 I find I can't eat enough to substantiate the price 0:01:55.530 --> 0:01:56.570 anymore as. 0:01:56.510 --> 0:01:57.730 An older fellow. Well, you've got to win. 0:01:57.810 --> 0:01:59.350 As my brother says, if you're going to eat a buffet, 0:01:59.370 --> 0:01:59.930 you've got to win. 0:02:00.150 --> 0:02:03.010 And I don't want to win anymore. It's you against 0:02:03.050 --> 0:02:06.550 the provider, really? Yeah. In a battle for supremacy. They're 0:02:06.610 --> 0:02:07.230 challenging you. 0:02:07.290 --> 0:02:09.910 It's basically the owner of a restaurant sticking his finger 0:02:09.940 --> 0:02:12.780 in your chest and saying, you can't eat $ 28 worth 0:02:12.810 --> 0:02:15.480 of food. And I've got to say, oh, yeah, I can. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:22.070 Watch this. Watch this until I'm sick. No, not anymore. 0:02:22.230 --> 0:02:23.190 You know, you're full and. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.280 You think, I think I got $ 26, but not $ 28. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.600 And then you got to figure out what's expense. There's 0:02:27.660 --> 0:02:29.579 still like crab leg on there. Maybe if I eat 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.660 a couple pieces of crab leg, I'll be at 30 bucks. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:32.600 And I won. 0:02:32.620 --> 0:02:35.549 You got an accountant behind you with a green visor on. No, 0:02:35.570 --> 0:02:36.710 you're still not there. 0:02:36.810 --> 0:02:38.690 Keep eating. Because you're like me and you just eat 0:02:38.730 --> 0:02:39.390 pudding or something. 0:02:39.410 --> 0:02:43.350 That's not worth anything. A pudding's like a cent a gallon. Oh, 0:02:43.610 --> 0:02:45.609 they refer to you as pudding people. 0:02:46.690 --> 0:02:49.160 Oh, good. That looks like a crowd of pudding people 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:49.810 just walked in. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.600 But it does highlight the economic situation, which apparently, from 0:02:52.620 --> 0:02:55.260 what I've heard from every single newscast, for now for 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.220 two months and probably for the next week, seems to 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.320 be a big topic for the election, which is a 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:04.060 week from tomorrow. Thank God it'll soon be over. Yeah, 0:03:04.220 --> 0:03:09.490 it's past the miserable phase, now into the why-are-you-torturing-me-God phase. 0:03:10.340 --> 0:03:12.919 If there's any new information, I'd be happy to talk 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:13.300 about it. 0:03:13.380 --> 0:03:15.740 And there are a couple of Obama and Trump were 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.740 crisscrossing the same states, and we got from some clips 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.510 to play. But my God, I'm a guy who's watched 0:03:22.610 --> 0:03:27.770 the Sunday talk shows for decades. And they're just useless lately. 0:03:27.810 --> 0:03:29.530 And I don't know if that'll change after the election, 0:03:29.550 --> 0:03:30.590 but just nothing. 0:03:30.770 --> 0:03:33.610 And there's some there's so many big stories going on. 0:03:33.790 --> 0:03:36.190 What's going on in France is historic. 0:03:36.590 --> 0:03:40.180 Obviously, we're involved in two wars that could go much 0:03:40.260 --> 0:03:43.710 huger at any moment and just barely a mention of it. 0:03:44.140 --> 0:03:47.080 When you can talk once again about high gas prices, 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.380 have voters in Ohio's third district wondering if they can 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:51.390 support Trump again. 0:03:51.490 --> 0:03:55.270 For the millionth time. Oh, my God, who wants that? 0:03:56.530 --> 0:03:59.950 The key is you've got to walk past the buffet 0:04:00.490 --> 0:04:04.750 once and really survey what's there. Do not get fooled 0:04:04.810 --> 0:04:08.510 into piling up the salad, piling up the potatoes. All 0:04:08.530 --> 0:04:10.130 of a sudden, you get to the end. Oh, my God, 0:04:10.150 --> 0:04:11.550 there's baby back ribs? 0:04:11.910 --> 0:04:15.490 You fool! That's why they put it there. You got 0:04:15.510 --> 0:04:19.790 to outthink them. You pro all-you-can-eat buffet or anti, Katie? 0:04:20.270 --> 0:04:22.830 I'm into it. You're younger, though. 0:04:24.060 --> 0:04:27.340 I mean, I'm with you guys, though. I won't eat 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.400 the amount that I. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.220 Pay, though. Oh, I do. Oh, I can't. But I 0:04:31.260 --> 0:04:33.480 feel like I'm going to throw up. Yes, Mike. Yes, 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.440 yes or no. I used to be able to do it. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.260 I used to love them, but I can't anymore. 0:04:38.300 --> 0:04:41.220 They do do that. They load the front, like, rolls, 0:04:41.339 --> 0:04:44.380 stuff like that. And then the expensive stuff's at the back. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.440 They don't fool me, though. I mean, I've been around 0:04:46.460 --> 0:04:46.800 the block. 0:04:47.940 --> 0:04:49.020 You've been around the buffet. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:49.440 Yeah. 0:04:49.460 --> 0:04:51.890 I mean, when I was... 18, maybe. I didn't know 0:04:51.910 --> 0:04:56.240 any difference. Pudding Pete. I walk by those people. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.240 I don't even wait in line. Get out of my way, 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.239 you amateurs. And I get to the stuff that's worth something. 0:05:02.180 --> 0:05:04.140 Then you circle back to the front. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:04.700 Amateurs. 0:05:06.190 --> 0:05:06.510 Right. 0:05:06.610 --> 0:05:09.650 And I do try a good role. I was watching 0:05:09.710 --> 0:05:10.330 Fox and Friends. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.140 Every every network show I flipped to was talking about 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.159 the buffet, I guess, because there's a study that came 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.860 out that searches on buffets are up 250 percent since 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.340 last year. So they tie it to the economy so 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.640 they can talk about the economy and how Trump blah, blah, blah. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:28.840 And Fox and Friends, they're really big on the cleanliness aspect. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.419 That's why they were anti buffets. They're where I just 0:05:31.460 --> 0:05:32.690 I've never worried about that. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.320 You got a sneeze guard? What do you want? Come on. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:41.280 Guards against sneezes. Yeah, you walk through the world every day. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.480 There's not a sneeze guard on everything you touch and 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:44.320 look at. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:47.960 Here's a question for you. This is a serious question. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:49.589 None of us is a medical professional. You see something 0:05:49.610 --> 0:05:51.150 in the gravy that looks a little weird? You scoop 0:05:51.170 --> 0:05:56.050 it out. Oh, see. Golly. Oh, always. Always too far. 0:05:57.190 --> 0:06:00.550 But here's a sincere question. A medical professional perhaps could 0:06:00.589 --> 0:06:00.970 answer this. 0:06:01.630 --> 0:06:07.680 Via text 415-295-KFTC, or if you prefer email, mailbag at armstrongandgetty.com. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:11.029 If you sneezed into a. 0:06:13.550 --> 0:06:17.030 Plate of food, for instance, and you had cold virus 0:06:17.150 --> 0:06:21.860 in there, and I ingested it into my belly, Would 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.779 it crawl up into my nasal passages? 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.520 I don't think it transmits. I don't think it would either. 0:06:26.550 --> 0:06:28.190 If you just swallowed it down. I don't think it 0:06:28.210 --> 0:06:28.550 would either. 0:06:29.029 --> 0:06:31.830 Unless the virus can, like, cling on to your mouth 0:06:31.950 --> 0:06:33.089 and your nasal passages. 0:06:33.170 --> 0:06:33.750 I don't know that. 0:06:33.910 --> 0:06:36.170 I like to rub gravy all over my face, so 0:06:36.250 --> 0:06:38.710 it'd be different for me. But for most people. He 0:06:38.770 --> 0:06:40.580 snorts it like Coke. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:41.300 Yeah. 0:06:41.900 --> 0:06:45.240 Woo! We'll get all the details on the buffet for later. 0:06:46.020 --> 0:06:48.320 uh later we will also play a clip i just 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.060 sent it to hansen i saw of obama in michigan 0:06:51.140 --> 0:06:55.560 he said something that made me so angry about socialism 0:06:55.870 --> 0:06:59.370 really really made me angry if that's working if that's 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.910 where if that if that speech is working then we 0:07:01.970 --> 0:07:05.289 we get serious problems speaking of which we should start 0:07:05.310 --> 0:07:07.690 the show officially i'm jack armstrong he's joe getty on 0:07:07.710 --> 0:07:11.010 this it is monday october 26th the year 2026 we 0:07:11.150 --> 0:07:14.060 are armstrong and getting we approve of this program All right, 0:07:14.100 --> 0:07:16.280 it's crunch time, time to get serious about politics, and 0:07:16.300 --> 0:07:19.000 let's do that precisely according to FCC rules regs, where 0:07:19.020 --> 0:07:20.340 the show starts at mark. 0:07:20.660 --> 0:07:22.220 By the way, I looked at one hell of a 0:07:22.260 --> 0:07:34.470 beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. That's stand-up. 0:07:35.790 --> 0:07:40.390 That's hard to miss. Oh, Lord. This is AI. This is. 0:07:41.870 --> 0:07:44.050 Not the president of the United States. 0:07:44.190 --> 0:07:47.360 No, that's the leader of the free world saying, stand up, 0:07:47.390 --> 0:07:48.710 would you, so everybody can look at your ass. 0:07:48.970 --> 0:07:54.470 Look at that ass. Checking the chart. Low moment. We 0:07:54.510 --> 0:07:57.850 have achieved another low moment. They don't even register anymore. 0:07:57.870 --> 0:08:02.470 We've got to expand the chart downward. Nicki Minaj was 0:08:02.550 --> 0:08:06.490 on stage wearing all Gucci, looking very fabulous, and saying 0:08:06.930 --> 0:08:09.510 incredibly nice things about President Trump. I haven't got the 0:08:09.740 --> 0:08:14.750 slightest idea. The purchase Nicki Minaj has on the electorate. 0:08:16.210 --> 0:08:22.310 No idea whatsoever. Such a fancy way to put it. 0:08:22.470 --> 0:08:25.050 Was she in Michigan? Is she a Michigander? Is she 0:08:25.070 --> 0:08:25.730 a Detroiter? 0:08:26.310 --> 0:08:30.090 I don't know, but do young people, my kids aren't 0:08:30.130 --> 0:08:31.550 into her. Do young people like her? 0:08:31.590 --> 0:08:33.650 Old people? Who likes her? 0:08:33.670 --> 0:08:38.390 Who's into Nicki Minaj? I think my parents know more 0:08:38.410 --> 0:08:41.990 about her, not her music, but her politics, then. than 0:08:42.370 --> 0:08:45.790 younger people, so I don't know. Maybe she gives permission 0:08:45.870 --> 0:08:50.010 to the 35-year-old urban black voter to. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.460 Vote for Trump. I don't have any idea. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.260 There's one other thing I wonder. So Obama saying something 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.280 about socialism had me worked up, then he got Nicki 0:08:56.300 --> 0:08:58.319 Minaj's ass, which kind of blanked out my mind there 0:08:58.360 --> 0:08:59.320 for a second, and then. 0:08:59.740 --> 0:09:01.160 That happens, yeah. What was the. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:05.290 Oh, so the new Fox poll out, similar to a 0:09:05.370 --> 0:09:07.370 New York Times-Siena poll of a week or so ago, 0:09:07.750 --> 0:09:12.720 like 90%... of americans are worried about government corruption it's 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.520 one of the top issues in the country now welcome 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:18.540 back government corruption which god when we are kids that's 0:09:18.580 --> 0:09:21.120 what all you ever heard about on the news yeah. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.480 I guess coming out of watergate but. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:27.080 Uh the unions were so mobbed up and bribing the 0:09:27.140 --> 0:09:29.620 officials and everything but yeah i've got great info on 0:09:29.660 --> 0:09:33.970 but they kind of disappeared not the corruption completely disappeared 0:09:33.990 --> 0:09:37.229 but the topic of corruption and it being a something 0:09:37.270 --> 0:09:40.230 people voted on, but it is back and it's, it's 0:09:40.270 --> 0:09:41.010 been well-earned. 0:09:41.460 --> 0:09:42.100 I'll tell you that. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.260 And there's a bunch of stories out there. So we'll 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.420 get into that too. Katie's got some headlines, much on 0:09:46.460 --> 0:09:47.500 the way. Hope you can stay here. 0:09:53.770 --> 0:09:57.010 Got the Halloween decorations up yesterday. So I'll have them 0:09:57.050 --> 0:10:02.290 up for one week. Perfect. Yeah, exactly. A week's long 0:10:02.340 --> 0:10:04.980 enough to worship. Satan will forgive you for your late 0:10:05.050 --> 0:10:07.439 embrace of the occult. Yeah, exactly. What's important is to 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.580 come through eventually. Six days of worship on the dark 0:10:09.620 --> 0:10:14.319 side seems like long enough to me. Oh, boy. Hey, 0:10:14.340 --> 0:10:16.280 let's figure out who's reporting what. It's League Story with 0:10:16.300 --> 0:10:16.800 Katie Green. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.979 Katie, before you get into it, Katie, speaking of Halloween, 0:10:20.059 --> 0:10:22.810 so my wife goes to one of her Canasta card games, 0:10:22.870 --> 0:10:23.390 one of those things. 0:10:23.809 --> 0:10:24.309 I can't remember. 0:10:25.010 --> 0:10:30.700 And her buddy was serving peanuts and candy corns. Which, 0:10:30.890 --> 0:10:35.620 according to legend and fact, tastes exactly like a payday bar. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:36.979 Peanuts and candy? 0:10:37.020 --> 0:10:37.319 Really? 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:41.219 Those two things taste exactly like a payday bar. Boy, 0:10:41.260 --> 0:10:44.020 I got to check that out. She said it's like crack. 0:10:44.500 --> 0:10:45.059 Really? 0:10:45.500 --> 0:10:48.720 Oh, yeah. Why am I this age and I'm just 0:10:48.780 --> 0:10:51.500 learning this? Because we've talked about it in years past 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.929 and you've forgotten. But I was reminded of it. 0:10:56.170 --> 0:10:59.070 So you can just get a big bowl and pour 0:10:59.110 --> 0:11:00.330 in candy corn and peanuts. 0:11:00.850 --> 0:11:05.630 Oh, yeah. Really? What's the ratio got to be? 0:11:05.650 --> 0:11:05.699 50-50? 0:11:05.710 --> 0:11:13.700 Experiment. You're driving this bus. I don't know. Precisely seven 0:11:13.740 --> 0:11:15.340 to six. No, I don't know. 0:11:17.610 --> 0:11:20.750 All right, let's do the headlines here. A breaking headline 0:11:20.830 --> 0:11:24.690 from the Wall Street Journal. AI giant Anthropic unveils paperwork 0:11:24.730 --> 0:11:26.350 for blockbuster IPO. 0:11:26.929 --> 0:11:29.150 Yes, it doesn't include the numbers, but I was just 0:11:29.230 --> 0:11:34.050 reading this. It is likely to be, it's certainly top five, 0:11:34.170 --> 0:11:39.510 quite possibly biggest IPO in history when it launches. 0:11:39.710 --> 0:11:40.890 So for better or worse. 0:11:42.190 --> 0:11:42.370 Crazy. 0:11:42.410 --> 0:11:42.550 Crazy. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.119 And the alphabet networks are kind of all over the 0:11:45.140 --> 0:11:49.090 place this morning. So ABC, violent protests across Europe, police 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:52.530 and protesters clash in Paris. 0:11:52.530 --> 0:12:00.830 400,000 protesters on the street and 70,000 cops. Rioters, communists, revolutionaries, Islamists. 0:12:01.330 --> 0:12:03.150 Not sure I love the term protester. 0:12:04.010 --> 0:12:04.250 Yeah. 0:12:05.070 --> 0:12:09.070 CBS News, poll finds the Democrats still boosted by voters' 0:12:09.150 --> 0:12:13.010 economic concerns, but many don't think either party has a plan. 0:12:15.070 --> 0:12:19.870 That would be correct. NBC. 0:12:20.590 --> 0:12:25.630 Grand Theft AI. Highway thieves are stealing millions in data 0:12:25.670 --> 0:12:26.360 center gear. 0:12:27.429 --> 0:12:27.780 Really? 0:12:27.860 --> 0:12:28.160 How? 0:12:29.380 --> 0:12:33.559 They're apparently just pulling up, loading up the stuff from 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.140 the construction sites and leaving. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:39.059 Yeah, I'm not shocked because there's a lot of valuable 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.470 metal and such and more wiring. 0:12:42.090 --> 0:12:45.990 Than you could even conceive of in those things. CNN. 0:12:46.850 --> 0:12:51.839 U.S. has plans for major Iran strikes if Trump chooses. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.880 Man, there's some big news around that over the weekend. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.319 Us and Iran having plans to attack them. Iran having 0:12:59.380 --> 0:13:01.880 plans to attack us, according to the New York Times. 0:13:01.900 --> 0:13:02.820 We'll get into that later. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:04.900 Axios. 0:13:05.500 --> 0:13:10.059 Netanyahu presses Trump for more support ahead of tight election. 0:13:10.460 --> 0:13:12.069 Which is when? Tomorrow? Tomorrow. 0:13:12.420 --> 0:13:12.679 Tomorrow. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:16.030 New York Times. 0:13:16.750 --> 0:13:20.680 Elon Musk says Ukraine violated Starlink's rules. 0:13:21.420 --> 0:13:24.920 Yeah, I couldn't disagree with Elon more on this. We'll 0:13:24.940 --> 0:13:26.080 talk about that later also. 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.179 Man, what he said over the weekend, calling people like 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:32.199 me warmongers for wanting more dead bodies. I thought it 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:36.179 was bizarre. The stuff about Starlink, I got. And we'll 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.120 dig into this if you're not up on it. But yeah, 0:13:38.140 --> 0:13:43.280 his commentary I found just hallucinatory. I couldn't believe it. 0:13:45.020 --> 0:13:50.700 From the New York Post, $ 89, 000 AI robot unleashed in 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.520 New York City Park to learn human behavior. 0:13:54.740 --> 0:13:58.569 So it can better stalk us. Yeah, right. 0:13:59.230 --> 0:14:01.970 I saw a video of this and they taught the 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:06.910 thing how to do freaking heart hands. And ever since 0:14:06.929 --> 0:14:09.010 you guys told me it takes a certain type of 0:14:09.070 --> 0:14:10.950 person to do heart hands, I can't. 0:14:12.450 --> 0:14:12.890 Feel that. 0:14:12.910 --> 0:14:13.130 It does. 0:14:13.170 --> 0:14:14.850 You either are the sort of person that would ever 0:14:14.890 --> 0:14:17.340 do that, non-ironically, or you're not. 0:14:17.929 --> 0:14:20.060 And there's two different types of heart hand people. There's 0:14:20.100 --> 0:14:25.140 the regular heart hands, and then there's the these, I 0:14:25.180 --> 0:14:26.880 forget how they do it, but they do a weird 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.540 thing with their fingers and it. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:31.000 I. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.880 And I raised two boys who would never, I think 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.020 at the point of a gun, we'd rather die than 0:14:37.140 --> 0:14:38.900 non-ironically do heart hands. 0:14:40.130 --> 0:14:40.890 God bless you for that. 0:14:40.910 --> 0:14:42.810 I saw a running back do that after he scored 0:14:42.850 --> 0:14:46.690 a touchdown. He did a little I love you, I think, 0:14:46.730 --> 0:14:49.030 to his wife, maybe. If it's for his little girl 0:14:49.090 --> 0:14:50.850 or something like that, you get a pass. 0:14:51.190 --> 0:14:51.370 Yeah. 0:14:51.410 --> 0:14:52.610 If I have scored a touchdown. 0:14:52.710 --> 0:14:54.910 If I had a six-year-old girl and it made her happy, 0:14:55.010 --> 0:14:56.110 I'd do it all day long. 0:14:56.510 --> 0:14:57.750 There you go. That's different. 0:14:58.190 --> 0:14:58.330 Right. 0:14:58.350 --> 0:14:59.990 All right, we have a doctrine. Okay. 0:15:01.110 --> 0:15:06.310 Study finds most GLP-1 users say they no longer recognize 0:15:06.370 --> 0:15:09.270 themselves in the mirror, for better or for worse. 0:15:10.050 --> 0:15:13.110 I would assume it's for better. Well, I don't know. 0:15:13.130 --> 0:15:15.270 You see some of the, like, Ozempic face in Hollywood. 0:15:15.570 --> 0:15:15.810 Yeah. 0:15:16.870 --> 0:15:18.840 Where it's getting a little scary. I know a few 0:15:18.860 --> 0:15:21.460 people like that. They're much thinner. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:22.340 Mm-hmm. 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.300 But they, yeah. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.500 And I felt this one in my soul. From the 0:15:27.540 --> 0:15:33.090 Babylon Bee. Nurse wakes sleeping new mom for 17th time 0:15:33.150 --> 0:15:34.710 to remind her to get some rest. 0:15:35.050 --> 0:15:35.550 Oh, God. 0:15:35.770 --> 0:15:36.170 Oh, yeah. 0:15:36.770 --> 0:15:39.260 What? What, what, what, what, what? How have they not 0:15:39.340 --> 0:15:41.160 caught on to this by now that it's like a 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:43.540 comedian bit? It really is. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.910 Do they not know that the other people come in 0:15:46.950 --> 0:15:49.150 every five minutes because they all have their own jobs? 0:15:49.670 --> 0:15:52.310 Maybe they're completely unaware that there are eight other people 0:15:52.350 --> 0:15:56.490 that come in in between their visits. Right, but the 0:15:56.530 --> 0:16:00.530 fact that they seem to semi-intentionally distribute it so that 0:16:00.570 --> 0:16:04.240 it's every 49 minutes somebody comes in. Just when you're 0:16:04.250 --> 0:16:06.880 getting relaxed and you're starting to doze off, oh, time 0:16:06.900 --> 0:16:08.600 to take your temperature, time to give you your pills, 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.400 time to take your blood pressure, time to do whatever. 0:16:10.820 --> 0:16:13.300 And just, yeah, let's do a cluster. Let's do a big, 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.700 it's going to be like a NASCAR pit crew, all right? 0:16:15.980 --> 0:16:17.700 You're all going to gather around the bed. You're going 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.340 to go really, really fast. We're going to get this 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.220 done in five minutes. You've got the enema tube. She's 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:22.880 got the blood pressure cuff. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.600 I loved it. The nurse came in and she goes, 0:16:25.780 --> 0:16:27.060 I'll be back at 640. 0:16:27.060 --> 0:16:27.840 You get some rest. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.780 640 was in 12 minutes. 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.560 How do you sleep at home? Do you sleep in 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:36.070 like eight minutes increments at home? Is that the way 0:16:36.110 --> 0:16:36.430 you do it? 0:16:37.140 --> 0:16:39.390 I don't normally. Yeah. Yeah. 0:16:39.430 --> 0:16:43.110 I guess nurses are quitting their jobs in droves right now. 0:16:43.190 --> 0:16:47.609 To do what? Not that anymore. We will get into 0:16:47.650 --> 0:16:50.950 some of those stories that we mentioned coming up. Armstrong 0:16:51.050 --> 0:16:51.450 and Getty. 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.520 What they're doing, which is par for the course, is 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.480 running all kinds of scary ads to make you think 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:02.520 Democrats are radicals or communists or jihadists or the woke 0:17:02.580 --> 0:17:06.140 police that will come arrest you and force feed you 0:17:06.330 --> 0:17:08.770 tofu instead of hamburgers. 0:17:09.690 --> 0:17:13.030 What is radical about that? Wanting everybody to have health care? 0:17:14.010 --> 0:17:14.810 How's that radical? 0:17:18.550 --> 0:17:21.010 So that's not the whole clip. 0:17:21.310 --> 0:17:23.890 He goes on to say, wanting everybody to have housing. 0:17:23.930 --> 0:17:24.830 How is that radical? 0:17:27.190 --> 0:17:30.619 Wanting everyone to have health care cradled to grave and 0:17:30.740 --> 0:17:32.740 everyone deserves housing. 0:17:32.900 --> 0:17:35.859 Is, by definition, radical. 0:17:36.700 --> 0:17:40.600 No matter what choices they make, etc. And completely unaffordable. 0:17:40.940 --> 0:17:42.899 And there's never been a country in the history of 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:47.129 the earth where That provided those things, sustained and sustained it. 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:48.869 They do have a cradle degree of health care in 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.570 a bunch of countries, but they are setting their buildings 0:17:51.650 --> 0:17:54.330 on fire, maybe you've seen in the news, because they're 0:17:54.350 --> 0:17:55.210 running out of money. 0:17:55.930 --> 0:17:58.350 Well, and to go to housing, which he throws off 0:17:58.369 --> 0:18:01.070 as if it's obvious. Oh, my God. It's other than 0:18:01.170 --> 0:18:01.899 the Soviets and. 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:06.800 That was famously just horrifying and miserable, and favoritism ruled 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:07.220 the day. 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.180 It was just, what a... But he's a gifted politician. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.660 Oh, he's really good at that. He reminds me, he's 0:18:12.700 --> 0:18:15.000 like Trump. He and Trump both have that... They have 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:19.100 ability to say, like, really strong things, but put them 0:18:19.140 --> 0:18:21.109 in such kind of a folksy, funny way. 0:18:21.140 --> 0:18:22.070 It's like, yeah, you're right. 0:18:22.109 --> 0:18:24.730 That's not a big deal. And sometimes what they're saying 0:18:24.790 --> 0:18:26.409 is a really big deal. Yeah, everybody should have housing. 0:18:26.450 --> 0:18:27.230 Of course they should. 0:18:27.869 --> 0:18:28.310 Right. 0:18:28.609 --> 0:18:30.919 Or whatever it is, you know, Trump's version of the 0:18:31.100 --> 0:18:31.680 same sort of thing. 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:32.380 But, um.... 0:18:33.790 --> 0:18:36.030 The other thing Obama was on. 0:18:36.470 --> 0:18:38.710 The thing he said earlier about the woke police, they're 0:18:38.730 --> 0:18:41.959 going to arrest you for eating tofu. No, they're going 0:18:41.980 --> 0:18:45.300 to pass a law. They have passed laws that the 0:18:45.380 --> 0:18:49.020 school's not allowed to tell me if my fifth grade 0:18:49.100 --> 0:18:52.330 boy decides to be a girl. It's against the law 0:18:52.380 --> 0:18:54.889 for the teacher to tell me. That's the woke police 0:18:54.930 --> 0:18:57.670 we're talking about not making me tofu. 0:18:57.690 --> 0:18:58.410 But it's pretty funny. 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.760 Going to close the schools, close your business, make you 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.979 stay home, even though there's no particular risk from COVID 0:19:05.020 --> 0:19:07.859