WEBVTT - Ep. 67: Bear Grease [Render] - Tavin, Tik Tok, and Turkey Salmon 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.080 My name is Clay and Nukeleman. This is a production 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:20.680 of the Bear Grease podcast called The Bear Grease Render, 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:25.160 where we render down, dive deeper, and look behind the 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:30.040 scenes of the actual bear Grease podcast, presented by f 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:35.320 HF Gear, American made purpose built hunting and fishing gear 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.280 that's designed to be as rugged as the places we explore. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.000 There's there's three things that I check my phone for 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.560 emergencies at work, and there's only a handful of people 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.040 that consume me. Those our kids, you know, getting stitches 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.800 from work, which I don't think they knows how much 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:02.240 of my life is devoted to chaper chauffeuring and organizing 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.360 show first for our children. Um. And then the third 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.080 thing that would be an I'd look at my phone 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:14.480 for would be to fact check. Clay feel like your 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.440 job here is to fact check, not to fact check you. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.640 But sometimes you'll be like, I don't know, look that 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.800 up and I'll just do it right then and then 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.360 I'll come back on the podcast. I mean, I think 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.120 I'm a valuable as really diplomatic way to say that. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:30.080 And then in that way, hey, let me let me 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.520 tell you all a story. Okay, this actually happened this 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:38.720 very day. Story, this happened this very and this this 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:44.160 is going to set up other stories inside this podcast. Okay, 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.640 so it's important that you pay attention. You may not 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.480 be able to tell. But I've kind of been the 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:53.560 fitness um and I was running this morning and I 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:57.600 run a very long stretch. I won't tell you how 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.800 far I run, but was running down the highway and 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:04.480 I had actually I stopped to walk a section because 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.120 I was running so far that I was walking down 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.160 the highway, lonely stretched two lane highway. I've done this 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:16.480 for years, decades. One other time, one time someone stopped 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.680 and asked me if I needed a ride. He was 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:24.040 driving like probably a nineteen eighties late model work truck. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.440 Rough guy, no A A C. And he was like 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.720 you need and I was like, no, I'm good, I'm exercising. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:37.280 Oh okay, guy. Today years later, hundreds of cars passed 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.600 me every day. A guy slows down and I feel 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.359 him slowing down, and he stops and he goes. He 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.080 leaves his window up, but he points at me and 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.040 he points in the seat like the passenger seat, like 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.920 like you you you want to ride right here? And 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.400 I smiled real big, and I go no, and I 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.760 do my arms like I'm running, like because I can't 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.079 talk to him, He's gotta win it up. Is it 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:04.360 not obvious that I'm covered in sweat and I just 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.960 look like a dirty guy walking down the road. And 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:10.120 he stops to pick up this dirty guy walking down 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.400 the road, and it's like, you want to get in 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.040 my truck and ride with me? And I do arms 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.400 like I'm running, and I say I'm running, I'm exercising, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.760 and he goes oh. He does like a big like 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.960 old face, and then he does the running thing. He 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.400 does his arms up and down and I go yeah, 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:30.280 and then he pumps his fists like yeah, good job, fitness. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.640 Way to go, and then he drives off. And the 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.200 man was wearing a pair of overalls. He hadn't been 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:41.760 in his early seventies, gray headed, nice beard glasses. Here's 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:46.320 the hook of the story. He had a pair of decals, 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.560 big decals on the back side of his truck of 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:56.800 a man riding a mule, beautiful like a silhouette. You 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.680 know how guys will have pictures on tavin. Do you 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.400 know about that? I know my pictures. I'm a little 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.080 bit of an artist. Yeah, I draw things. Huh yeah, 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:07.960 you give me a pen and pad, buddy, holl go 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.880 to town all day long. It was like someone like 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.120 you had done that, and the and and there were 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.120 these huge exaggerated ears. So it was a mule This 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.120 was a mule man. And as soon as he went 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.480 around the corner, I was like wanting to wave him down. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.480 I just wanted to talk to the guy. But that, 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:28.360 to me displayed the the internal character of you know, 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.880 a mule man. I thought you were gonna say it 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.680 was the same feller that stopped years ago. I thought 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.479 that was the hook man. That would have been a 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.559 good story because you're like, now he's got a beard 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.560 and he's all old kind of thing, and he only 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.360 do sign language because you don't like to row to 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:46.400 window down. He would have had a nicer truck. Welcome 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.839 to the Bargaras Podcast. Everyone. We've got a We've got 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:54.159 a fantastic uh line up for you today. Um. I'd 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.240 like to introduce the people here. As usual, I will 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:01.080 get introduce our guest. At the end. We're gonna go counterclockwise, 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.239 which usually is is it's different than usual. I would 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.359 like to introduce my dad, Gary Newcomb. Gary Black Panther 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.839 Knwcombe sitting over in the corner with the mannequin of 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.479 the with a black panther head right there in the 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.400 believer head, yeah, and the believer hat. How you doing, man, 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.359 A real good, real good. You've been playing golf a 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.680 little bit, a little bit. Do you hear my comments 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.600 about I did? How did that make you feel? Well? 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:34.839 I think that's one. You're a loser man. Uh no, 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.920 no really, Uh, you weren't cut out for it. But 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.880 but you did the same thing. I mean, you had 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.599 a lot of diversity. Yeah, that's all I was saying exactly. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:48.159 I felt like I hat tipped to exactly what you 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.320 wanted to see. But also you were a specialist. I mean, 0:05:52.400 --> 0:06:00.279 you know, your your diversity was fishing, canoeing, hunting, redneck looks, 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:11.479 good looking women, I mean, and I'll fit in there. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, No, 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.560 I had to bring you up in that because that 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.080 was a good question. Okay, that was just the intro. Man, 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:20.599 it's gonna be hot today. To Gary's right overpassing our 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:24.640 guest is Missy KNEWKEM welcome, ms nukemb the only good 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.080 looking woman right. That's exactly right. The rest of them. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:34.280 That's exactly right. So there's something we got to talk 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:38.320 about later. Um, I'm gonna wait. There's a campaign going 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.240 on in the world that I would like for Misty 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.480 to introduce. But first of all, Brent Reeves, great to 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:48.960 see you. We're in a good overalls. Bring Whalen Jennings hat. 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:53.040 That's whaleon hat since generic when your coon dogs names 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.960 Whalen and he's named after the one of the icons 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:01.320 of outlaw country music, real country. Using it doesn't it 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:05.440 doesn't hurt. It's just a it's a happy coincidence. So 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.960 but I like both of them. Okay, Well let's see 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:13.040 a bran back to the middle we have today. Tavin Dillard. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.320 How are you doing, man, I'm good. It's a it's 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.080 a pleasure to have you as a guest. Hey, it's 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:20.880 good to be here. I'm glad you have to air 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.720 on it here. It's hotter than the wolfstock futtle baked 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.440 beans out there. I'm glad I found my way in here. Yeah. Man, 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.560 it's got a cool down in the office. Well you 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.120 called us the office, Well I call it the Global 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:34.480 Headquarters of former Global Headquarters of the Bear Hunting magazine. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:39.800 There's an acronym for it, um f are. I don't know. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.000 I don't know. That's a lot of spelling. That's a 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.520 lot of words you're thrown out. But I'll tell you. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.560 I'm glad to be here, and I hope I can 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.160 be a help. I'm not sure what we're doing today. 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.160 If we taxidermy and animals were we're just talking about them. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.160 But I'm game. What do you think of the office, man? 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:55.840 I love it. This is the first time in here. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.160 I got my feet on a bear. That's right, that's 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.000 rights antlers. I don't want to lean into this thing. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.800 These things are sharp over here. Yeah, what beel? You 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.920 aren't that one? Didn't you? And who's that behind me? Yeah? 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:09.760 Big bear right behind you? How did he get here? 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.640 Did you do that? I mean in the space. I 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:18.440 wouldn't say I did that, that's not the words at 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:22.360 a full mount uh full body, But I would say 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.160 this is a bear that I that I harvested, that 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:29.440 I killed, ate his meat. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.840 I just thought I did was a quicker way to 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:37.000 say that. Where are you from from? Kansas Chancellor Park? Really? Yeah? 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.320 Is that where you grew up. Yeah, and I got 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.600 here on my back today. Yeah, it's not that far 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:43.800 from a global headquarters. Well not too bad. And I've 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.040 seen that you know, the door was unlocked, so yeah, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.800 we had an extra spot. So appreciate you, Tavin. I 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:54.360 know your mem all. She she called me on the 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:58.240 land line and she said that in about thirty minutes, 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.760 you gotta roll. I know, I know. She wanted me 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.400 to fetch the mellow yellow for and she got her 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.400 on a bag of hot Price and and I ain't 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.160 gonna give her those because they had one back left, 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.440 and I'll bring her support Ryn's She's gonna be fine. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.760 But she do like to stick to a schedule, and 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.120 for some reason things she thinks I gotta stick to 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.480 her schedule too. And it's gonna be with us for 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.000 like just for a little bit, just enough to say, hey, yeah, 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.760 it's great to have you here. Man, it's good to 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.800 be here. I appreciate you man. Miss Newcomb. Would you 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.560 like to introduce the new campaign that's been started on 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.040 your behalf and explain what it is. If you don't, 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.320 I would be glad to explain it. I would like 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.120 to have my representative introduce it. But if you want 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.640 to explain it. That's fine. Well if I introduced it, 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.800 would it would it would make the point exactly. Okay, 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:47.760 I'm following you. Go ahead, Brent. Hashtag let Misty talk. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.640 And it's time. It's way, it's past time for this. 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:56.880 I read the review. We get a five star review. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.840 Now that's what this guy is. He's indeed, he's indeed, 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:05.520 but he says quote, I love everything about the podcast, 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.320 but it drives me crazy. Every time Missy tries to 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:12.560 tell a story, Clay just cuts her off. I feel 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.839 so bad for that woman. I think my mom wrote that. 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:27.400 She just wrote down what. I'm zipping my lips thoughts. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.160 I guess you let her talk, buddy. I mean, that's 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.200 that's not even like a subtle you know, like wink wink. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.400 Maybe don't do that. Just let Missy go. You got 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:38.120 a story today, Missy, you got something you want to talk? 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.559 I got lots. I need a shirt. I need a shirt. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.080 Hashtag let Missy talk. We're just gonna take the next 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.760 few minutes and Missy, you just you just take us 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.760 where you want to go and I'll try to talk. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.559 On the second. Let me let me say something on that. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.720 It is true though. Clay always he likes to he 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.040 likes to be the one. And we've got one of 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.760 our kids is like this too. They always like to 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:03.760 be the one that drops the punchline. And he always 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.000 he always thinks that he drops the punchline better than me, 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.920 and he definitely gets there faster. But it's he likes to. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.400 Uh well, actually he doesn't. Did y'all hear how long 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:21.560 we had? He he's struggling, biting his tongue. What don't 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.319 you tell that story? What happened? He's so excited and 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:26.480 then you start telling and he's like, she's doing that 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.320 when he really wants his missy team me up so 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:33.800 I could tell And that's what he always does, like 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.160 do you want me to tell it? It's like, well, 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.760 I was kind of enjoying telling it. Okay, let me 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:42.680 let me this is the way this goes, Tavin. Yeah, buddy, 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.400 you'd let me know if your memal I retreated you 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:54.640 like this? Uh same. So there will be this incredible 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:58.400 story that should take five to seven minutes and have 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.880 some enthralling content inside of that, and the punch line 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:07.080 is and then the turkey flew off this example punch line, Um, 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:12.120 I'm not gonna he's looking right at There are people 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.720 that sometimes will tell this incredible story. It's this moment 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:22.600 that you have with this people, and they might be like, yeah, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.560 they went hunting and then the turkey flew off pause 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:31.600 and then no. No, I'm always rushing to get to 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.360 the to the punch line because i know I'm going 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:37.280 to be interrupted. If i don't get there, I'm not 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.520 getting it. So I've got to get there pretty fast, 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:46.640 just just on a podcast or just suppers. And there's 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.320 there's certain contexts that it comes out more and and 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.160 I appreciate Clays trying to keep things on, you know, 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.840 in a row in the podcast. So so I'll allow it. 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.320 But but also I've noticed that when we are when 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:03.320 we're with my family going often I'm not kidding, my 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:07.360 family is like a high interruption. There's a lot of learned. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.400 If you're gonna talk about it, you better get it in. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.920 If they've been around people like that. I've heard people 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.120 that tell the fol stories like out a way, Yeah, 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.600 But I guess what you're saying is you don't want 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.200 to start the story like, hey, you want to hear 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.840 about the time the turkey flew off, and then you 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.439 go into your story and you're done told everything like, 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.800 you gotta build it up. You gotta keep people caring 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.560 about what you're doing. I do that all the time. Yeah, 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.720 I did that all the time. Whether I can buy ramping, 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.680 doing cannonballs at the city pool, trying to catch a 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.679 turkey salmon, I mean, all those kind of things. You 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.640 gotta figure out how you're going to let people know 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:37.839 that they wish they should have been there, you know 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:42.160 kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, hey, I know. Do you 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:46.480 have I heard a story one time you told about crow? Yeah. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.880 I mean there's a hundred scarlies about crows in my 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.959 trailer park. Uh when first of all, they like to 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.319 eat food. Everybody knows that, just like any animal, they 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.600 eat food. That's how that go. You know, they ain't 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:58.880 made out of play though, they animal, so that's how. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:00.839 So anyway, it's Candy Roy. She little girl on the 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.520 trailer park. She knocked on my door. I don't know 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.480 how she had a full adult grow growed crow adult 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.000 Uh like gets away both little hands. I don't know 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.320 how she knocked and she caught that thing. I asked 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.240 her why, and she said this because they're easy to catch, 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.439 which that really ain't a good reason to do stuff 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.120 in life, you know, just because you can do it. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.000 And then uh, she wanted to make a house out 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.240 of there's a cardboard box underneed my trailer. She wanted 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.600 to build like a house and put a prairie dress 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.040 on it. And but all of this was news to 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.800 the crow, Like he was looking at me like, bank bank, 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.520 can you help me start? Like I don't fake crow, 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.400 but like looking at his little bank banks, I was like, 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.080 I'm pretty sure he don't want to be here. So 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:34.800 I came up with an idea. But the thing about 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.200 it is dim crows. They you know, like I'm a 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.240 good cannonballer at the city poo and people's like, how 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.040 in the world's having you get so good? It's like, 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:42.480 I don't know, how does the crow know to die 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.920 bomb open bag of onions? They just born with it, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.840 you know, like out of way. So the thing about 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.280 it is dim crow's being after my snacks in the 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.000 trailer park. After Candy Delroy caught it and said, I'm 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.600 gonna put a bonnet on you in feririe dress. You're 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.600 gonna live in that box? Uh, I said, Candy, if 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:57.200 you you love that crow. She goes, oh, yeah, I do, 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.040 And I said, why did you let that go? And 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.800 if it fly back, you know it's meant to bake 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.920 County crow. The crow thought that was a good idea, 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:05.680 like he ain't got dumb because you know about crows, 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.600 they got wings. But when he flowed up, he was 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:10.080 like bank Bengalo, thumbs up, like over shoulder, like yes, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.520 I don't know if they have shoulders. Yeah, that's kind 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.120 of what he did. That's what I felt like he did. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.000 I don't know where a crow's shoulders start, if they 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.120 even have. Him kind of chroologist. But he blowed away happy, 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.240 and I was like, Candy might have done the trailer 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.720 parker favor. Because they don't want to. They're gonna tell 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:25.240 their friends, hey, don't go back over there, and that's 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.680 then I can leave my funnions out, hot prize out, 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.880 powdered doughnuts. Uh. They like dr Pepper Two didn't know 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.920 doubt about crows. Really yeah, how did they drink a 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.480 dr pepper straw straw? They love the straw. I didn't 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.880 think they'd have the suction capacity. You and me both 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:44.640 Clay give and me both funny. But it interesting. Yeah, 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.520 you're you're wearing a pretty cool shirt. Uh. Yes. The 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:51.280 turkey salmon, they're pretty elusive, very rare. Talk to. Well, 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:55.000 you know how to call it turkey? Yeah, okay, Well 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.680 I know how to call it turkey salmon because it's 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.960 two two parts with a turkey salmon, because one is 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.520 a call. But you gotta get up, you know you 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.520 you know how the salmon swim out the water like 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:10.560 that a way and then they're hard to find. Well, 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.280 I'm like a salmon. Imagine your mind's eye if you're 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.280 a listener at home, because the podcast for your ears, 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.760 so they're listening. Uh, the sam going out to water. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.480 You gotta you gotta give it to shake if you're 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:25.480 gonna try to catch the elusive turkey sam. Okay, yeah, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.720 So it's a two thing. Like somebody you can call 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.400 a turkey. All you need your voice, you call turkey salmon. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.720 You're gonna need the body too. Is there turkey in here? Oh? 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.280 That was clay? Yeah that was good. Interesting, You got 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.760 me interesting. So that's good. So I mean, if you 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.520 ever catch one, I hope you get it mounted in 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.960 here with these other animals, because I ain't been able 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:48.280 to catch the turkeys. Uh, I've never seen one tavern, 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:53.680 but I'll be looking out for him. Yeah. Hey, uh, 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.840 let me know if you have any insight into this. 0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:00.360 This is a this is a a real, a live 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:05.119 deal that do you remember the radio show back in 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.159 back in our hometown where every morning they would just 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:12.000 sell stuff. People would call in and sell stuff like 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:18.040 a swap shop dilla trade, Like it's pretty common. We're 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.199 gonna start a new section on the Burgrease render of 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.639 like a Dillar trade essentially, and I'm gonna be the 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:30.440 first guy. I have something that I legitimately want to sell. Okay, 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.560 And this may be a little bit of a whip 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:35.680 lash from maybe what you've heard me talk about from 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:38.480 last week. Um, do you remember I talked about the 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:43.400 mule banjo last week? That last render I went into 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:48.359 detail of all he's done. So it's a long, complicated story. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:51.760 And for people that don't have mules or equon animals, 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.159 don't even pretend to have, think that you have an 0:17:56.160 --> 0:18:00.920 appropriate level of empathy for a man in my position? Okay? 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:04.080 Is that fair? I mean, like, if you don't have 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:07.960 a mule, oh, you don't know what I'm going through. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.000 You're just guessing. You're doing that's it, You're just guessing. Well, 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:16.280 my friend Ty Evans T. S. Mules answered on his 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:21.600 podcast T. S Mules podcast about what I should do 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.399 to fix Banjo, and he gave a great answer, and 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.000 it was I mean, it's like as good answer as 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:32.000 could have been given, you know, and uh, I, I 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.920 just don't know. Did I can do it? And Dad, 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.320 last time, when I told Banjo's bucked me off twice, 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.240 he's kicked me once. I came across a picture and 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.879 I can't show it because it shows some delicate parts 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:52.479 of a man's body high on the outside right thigh, okay, 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.359 and there was a big black spot about as big 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.280 as a baseball right there on on my leg where 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.119 he kicked me. So Dad said, last time, you were like, 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.200 answer is easy, sell it. And then I was like, nah, man, 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:05.920 this is gonna be a good mule. This is gonna 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:09.120 work out. I can work through this. And then this 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.080 week I go to meet a man that was on 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:16.240 the former Barony Magazine podcast named Lloyd Holly. Lloyd is 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:19.280 an older gentleman in his seventies and basically made a 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.720 living for thirty five years in the Mule Business had 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:25.919 a mule farm called Hollywood Mule Farm. Oh yeah, you 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:29.959 did a podcast podcast with Lloyd Holly. I was with 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:33.240 Lloyd Holly this week. We were looking at my friend 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.840 Michael Lanier, who's considered buying a mule. Me and Mr 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:38.480 Lloyd Holly are sitting there watching Michael Lanier ride this 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:43.320 really nice mule around, and I begin to tell Lloyd 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:47.639 Holly about my situation. And there's something I like about 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:50.120 people when and it's not always right, and you can't 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:54.639 always trust this type of advice, but I like the 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:58.080 certainty of it. And sometimes this type of certainty just 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:02.080 captures you and you're just like, yeah, that's the right answer. 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:06.840 I like. Given the extended version of Banjo's progress, and 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:10.240 I go, what do I do? Mr Lloyd And I 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.919 expected him to go, well, Clay, you're probably gonna need 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.560 to do this. You're gonna need to do this this 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:23.159 He said, sell it. Wow, that's what your dad? What 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:26.600 do you think think about that mule? I mean, once 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:28.840 I get kicked in the upper thigh with a big 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:31.080 old bone bruise and your pet probably had deep bone bruise, 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.439 I'd be I'd probably be done trying to write that thing, 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.560 especially that ain't the first time, right, yeah, yeah, Well, 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.119 I mean if it was one of your children, you 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:43.600 hang on to him a little while, or maybe they're 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:45.280 getting close to being raised and out the house. I 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:47.560 don't know. You can't set up mule free like that, 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.040 like go to college kind of thing. So oh, I 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:51.679 thought you were saying if it had kicked one of 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:53.680 my kids. You know, I'm saying, like, if you got 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:56.520 a child that's giving you trouble. You don't quit on 0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:58.600 a child, but you might quit on the mule. Boy, 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:01.080 I see it. I don't know, though I ain't met 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:04.360 this band Jim speak, so that that's reflection of a 0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:07.000 man's internal character. I don't think. So, well, what do 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:09.800 you need that mule for? For? Lots of stuff? Taba? 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:11.600 Does it do that stuff you need it for? No, 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:16.240 So you say, so it ain't old. This is a 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:20.920 juvenile he's going through Okay, he's going through a rebellious 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.919 stage exactly. Well, you just hope he comes out on 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:25.560 the other side, because if he get into some of 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:28.560 them extracurricular things teenagers get into, he may be no 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:30.359 good for you later down the road. I don't know. 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:33.639 I don't know what mules get into when they rebellious. 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:35.919 But if they're kicking me like that, they're powerful. I 0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:38.679 know that that could have broke your leg. But that 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.880 being said, uh, this is a nice mule. Um, so 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:45.560 he is now officially for sale, like for real for sale. 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:50.080 And uh, I don't know how you can contact me 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.880 if you'd like to purchase this mule, but I want 0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:57.800 to say he's for sale, not on sale. And uh, 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:02.240 he's actually a very very beautiful mule. He's uh, it's 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:06.000