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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Tom Foopa

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Speaker 1: and it's time to play Internet Questions, America's favorite new

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Speaker 1: game show where we ask you the questions that people

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Speaker 1: are asking on the dot com today. I'm Tom Foopa

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Speaker 1: and wouldn't you like to know Let's get to the game.

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Speaker 1: Shall we have the stupid Internet questions? And my name

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Speaker 1: is Tom Foopa. Let's do this, okay. Today's stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: question is this, If you could play a role from

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Speaker 1: any movie, which would it be. I'm Tom Foopa and

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Speaker 1: let's answer the question. This is a hard question from me.

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Speaker 1: You've seen too many movies. But the only hand I

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Speaker 1: could actually guess the character that I'm gonna say Alex

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Speaker 1: and I are married. If you didn't know that, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's a Ventura. Oh you're super close.

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Speaker 1: It was a mask. Oh, Jim carry that's a good

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Speaker 1: Why would you want to be Jim Carrey in the mask?

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Speaker 1: Like what with Pa rt Y? Because you got him?

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Speaker 1: This is stupid Internet questions. And you just heard Alex

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Speaker 1: answer the question that everybody's asking today. If you could

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Speaker 1: play a role in any movie, which would it be.

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Speaker 1: Alex said that she would be Jim Carrey's role in

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Speaker 1: The Mask. I'm Tom Foopa. Let's hear from Christian Grace. Now,

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Speaker 1: if I could be a character in any movie ever,

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Speaker 1: its hands down going to be I would be Jesse

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Speaker 1: and Free Willie. Oh well, that's the kid that basically,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the whale bonded with right in the

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Speaker 1: movie Free will Okay, it's literally my dream. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: obsessed with I've always wanted to swim with orcle Wells

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Speaker 1: and he never got eaten by one. That became friends.

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Speaker 1: And then he like goes to the beach and he

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Speaker 1: plays his little harmonica on the pier and Willie likes

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Speaker 1: about that. That sounds then like you know that, he

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Speaker 1: just goes to a little cove in the middle of

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Speaker 1: nowhere that looks like it's in like the beautiful Pacific Northwest,

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Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden Willie shows up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who wouldn't want to play a harmonica and have a

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Speaker 1: whale following you around everywhere? Exactly? I would be Jesse

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Speaker 1: from Free Willie all day, every day. It's stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: My name is Tom Foopa, and the game continues. Let's

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Speaker 1: ask our producer Victoria Victoria. I'm Tom Foopa and it's

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Speaker 1: your turn to answer the question. I love the movie

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Speaker 1: Kens I hate about You. I would love to be

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Speaker 1: Julia Styles character or the younger sister about you. I

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Speaker 1: love that movie you. I've seen it. I've seen it

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Speaker 1: surprisingly Oh wow, Okay, four movies. Stupid internet questions asking

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Speaker 1: you the question today if you could play a role

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Speaker 1: in any movie, which would it be? Let's ask our producer,

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Speaker 1: Bennette Bennet jumping in. Okay, So I gave this one

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Speaker 1: a little thought, and if I could play anyone, it

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Speaker 1: would definitely be Willie Walka with you guys on Willie,

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Speaker 1: come on? I mean, I guess we know Christian then

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Speaker 1: it will show Willie movies. It's stupid internet questions. I'm

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Speaker 1: Tom Hooopa and this is the game where we ask

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Speaker 1: you the question that people are asking on the dot

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Speaker 1: role from any movie, which would it be? Mine? Would

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Speaker 1: hands down? Bet You'll only know the reference because I've

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Speaker 1: talked about it a bunch, but probably three people listening,

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Speaker 1: and nobody in this room would have known if I

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Speaker 1: hadn't talked about it a bunch but I would be

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Speaker 1: shown up from the movie Last Dragon. The movie Last

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Speaker 1: Dragon is an amazing movie, really underrated and shown up

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Speaker 1: one of the best movie villains ever. It's about this

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Speaker 1: dude learning kung fu in the middle of New York

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Speaker 1: City back in the eighties. The main character's name was

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Speaker 1: Bruce Lee Roy and he fought shown up. And then

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Speaker 1: the reason I would want to be that character though

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Speaker 1: whenever he would walk into anywhere, or whenever he did

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Speaker 1: middle of a movie theater. He walks down the aisles

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Speaker 1: Show us? I can't hear you show us? And then

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Speaker 1: who that for? You? Show that was stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm Tom Hooper and what a great game that was,

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Speaker 1: and join us tomorrow same time for another exciting round

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Speaker 1: of stupid Internet questions by the baddest show enough. It

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Speaker 1: was that game. The best show up is that game.

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Speaker 1: The baddest mofo around this town is shown up. I'm

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Speaker 1: Tom Fopa and thank you for playing. Remember you can

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Speaker 1: follow uh on social media at the Jewels Show follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm a Jewil Fresh. I met

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Speaker 1: Bennett News. I met Virsiero the Jewbil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Heday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: who is this? Yallo? I was looking for Hillary? This

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Speaker 1: is Hillary? Who is who is this? My name is Frank,

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Speaker 1: and I got a bone to pick. I got a

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Speaker 1: hip bone to pick with you, Actually, Frank, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure who you are. Frank. How could you

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Speaker 1: the other day near the bus stop. That's right, I

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Speaker 1: came by your house the other day and your roommate

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Speaker 1: gave me your phone number because I had to pick

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Speaker 1: all bruised from when you shove me into a sticker bush.

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Speaker 1: No I did. There's not even what happened if you

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Speaker 1: tipt over that was on you. I barely even touched you.

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Speaker 1: You're always speeding by me, walking all fast and talking

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Speaker 1: about it young and spry, and I see the looks

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Speaker 1: you throw at me when you walk by. Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: old man, you're too straw look at me. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be in the Olympics as a speed walker or something.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry. My hip bone moved the same way,

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Speaker 1: and they definitely don't feel the same way because I

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Speaker 1: got stinging nettles right in my hips or something. You

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Speaker 1: shove me into a ridiculous I hope you got some insurts,

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna you have insurts. Are you threatening me?

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Speaker 1: I got crank. Then go to the hospital and get

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Speaker 1: yourself taken camera of and stop calling me telling me

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Speaker 1: that I did all of this to you and I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I barely brushed into you. I'm sorry about getting a

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Speaker 1: little riled up there. I haven't thank you. I was

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Speaker 1: a little angry, I think you could tell, and I

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Speaker 1: got a little wild on. Yah, I haven't gotten wild

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Speaker 1: on anybody like that in a long time. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: So what I was saying is though I'm sorry, and

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Speaker 1: I see you all the time walking by me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I see you every day on my walk,

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Speaker 1: and you're always in a cranky ass mood like I

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what inedible is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I do. I'll have you know, I damn weed. I

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Speaker 1: like that sidewalk is part of my front yard, and

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Speaker 1: I make sure the weeds are cleaned up. And if

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Speaker 1: real problem because I am out there read it every

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Speaker 1: day and all the time. One I'm talking about, Marijuanna,

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Speaker 1: that you consume a drug. Oh my drug, I knew it.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't have any, I can give them

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Speaker 1: to you. I'm not a pothead. If that's what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying maybe you should be, though, because you are

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Speaker 1: I do way too much cocaine to ever smoke popped. Yeah, scously, Frankie.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take this anymore. So if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: sure that somebody pick up a footage on their camera

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Speaker 1: and we can view it only in overgame. Because I

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Speaker 1: didn't push you, I will take you to court and

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Speaker 1: I will win because the footage is there to you. Yello, Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is frank Who's if? What makeing plick? I gotta

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Speaker 1: get back out in the garden. Yellow? Are you? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear anything that I just said? Hello? Yellow?

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Speaker 1: I haven't had anybody ring my phone in a while.

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Speaker 1: phone number. I can because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your roommates set you up. There's old man outside. He

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Speaker 1: respect your elder's girl. Oh my god. The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: So on the Red Table talk, Yeah, why do you

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Speaker 1: think your boyfriend Teddy's cheating on you? Well, it's a

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Speaker 1: bunch of things altogether. He's never been into astrology at all,

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Speaker 1: hippy princess from work or whatever. Vegan, Oh, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I don't you think that, you know, like it's

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Speaker 1: all this stuff it's together. Like one thing is like okay,

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Speaker 1: a spiritual awakening and checking some new things out. I mean,

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Speaker 1: somebody's teaching him this too much all at once. It's

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Speaker 1: not like it's not like like we went to like

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Speaker 1: crystals producer Bennett jumping in. Maybe he is checking over

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Speaker 1: the ingredients of food and stuff. Maybe he's like eating

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Speaker 1: What do you need for me? Well, it's super easy.

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Speaker 1: What was that? Are you talking to somebody? Yes? I am.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Alex, and this is Jewil. This is

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Speaker 1: who Jade, No, no, yes, no, I'm sure you heard it.

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Speaker 1: It's go talk to her. Oh my god. Yeah. Atlician

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, all right, take a show. Keep

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand? Jewils dirty little secret. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewel Show. Hey, how are you guys?

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Speaker 1: I'm fabulous. I do have a dirty little secret. We

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, this is I'm nervous. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: I have actually had sex with five of my brother's

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Speaker 1: so I said I got married after they gave me frands?

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Speaker 1: Sold you say to one of them? No, I said

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Speaker 1: that you did, but I thought she said she did. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: fifth one? You got married to one of his friends?

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Speaker 1: The fifth one, I guess, yes, Okay, good, hopefully the

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Speaker 1: third Okay, So does your brother know? Uh? So he

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Speaker 1: knows about a few of them. I've not told him

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Speaker 1: about every one of them, but he doesn't know about

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Speaker 1: a few of them. And obviously about your husband. Yeah, well,

427
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Speaker 1: now ex husband. Okay, so I didn't work out? Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that didn't work out. Who was the best man?

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Speaker 1: That wedding is it not your brother that such a

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Speaker 1: slab in the face. It was actually my nephew because

431
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Speaker 1: nobody else wanted to call the entire groom part. Actually,

432
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Speaker 1: we can't invite them. We can't invite them. Yeah, yeah,

433
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Speaker 1: that was Yeah, that would have been a little awkward.

434
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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm actually divorced, so yeah, I don't know.

435
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Speaker 1: And I think, like my things, I was always like promiscuous.

436
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Speaker 1: So yeah, so now I'm divorced. But the I'm with

437
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Speaker 1: now I have been with for like twelve years. And

438
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Speaker 1: does he know all your prosecuous things that you did

439
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Speaker 1: back in the day. He does? I think he cannot

440
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Speaker 1: believe me. He's like, there is no way. I'm like, yeah,

441
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Speaker 1: I could go. What would you have done if your

442
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Speaker 1: brother slept with one of your friends or five or

443
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Speaker 1: five you know, all my brother, all my friends something.

444
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Speaker 1: My brother was always like really attractive, and I would

445
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Speaker 1: grow I don't see what you see. Of course he's

446
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Speaker 1: my brother. I was like you, and but no, I

447
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Speaker 1: would have been like, okay, okay, all right, So if

448
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Speaker 1: you ever were to find out and get mad at you,

449
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Speaker 1: that's what you said, you bet, Look, I wouldn't care

450
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Speaker 1: if you did that. So thank you very much. The

451
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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on Demand. Welcome to the i N and

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't. Just in the

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Speaker 1: news for Monday, July eighteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and seven to eleven you can get candy bars, slurpies,

455
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Speaker 1: and babies. What what tell you about that? In just

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Speaker 1: a second before supposed be the idiots, I'm Alex Fresh

457
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: and Elon Musk's dad did something that, in my book

458
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: is never okay, I have what he did coming up

459
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Speaker 1: my story. I'm Christian Grace now and I'm not gonna lie.

460
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Speaker 1: It took me a quick Google search to determine just

461
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Speaker 1: how gross my idiot is. Let's see if you know

462
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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. More coming up on that my story.

463
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Speaker 1: That's coming up in my story. Okay, more on those

464
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Speaker 1: than just a second before. First Sturturday in the Iron

465
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Speaker 1: the report the news. Seven eleven was last week, right,

466
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Speaker 1: that's National Slurpie Day because of seven eleven the convenience

467
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Speaker 1: store chain and they give away free slurpies all that

468
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Speaker 1: kind of stuff on seven eleven. It's a huge national holiday.

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Speaker 1: I love it. It's very small, but yes, they still

470
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Speaker 1: give away freely. It is they don't give you enough slurpee. No,

471
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Speaker 1: it's like four on free Surpie Day. But on seven eleven,

472
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Speaker 1: so last Monday, one couple went home with a slurpie

473
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Speaker 1: and a baby. A woman gave birth in a seven

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Speaker 1: eleven parking lot on seven eleven. Yeah, seven eleven am

475
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Speaker 1: or pm. No, Unfortunately it wasn't. And the baby was

476
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: six pounds eight ounces. I'm like, if that baby was

477
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Speaker 1: seven pounds eleven ounces, holy cry, it was meant to

478
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Speaker 1: be a lottery if that were the case, definitely, Okay. Now,

479
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Speaker 1: I just think that she just meant to do it. Actually,

480
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Speaker 1: you know what she probably did. She probably planned she

481
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Speaker 1: was supposed to have a c section on Wednesday, but

482
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Speaker 1: the baby couldn't wait. I guess, so he just want

483
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Speaker 1: free slurpees for life. And I guess. It was around

484
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Speaker 1: four o'clock in the morning. And that's probably the only

485
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Speaker 1: like wholesome thing ever to happen at three o'clock in

486
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Speaker 1: the morning outside of a seven eleven, trusting that no

487
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Speaker 1: pregnant woman isn't going to be outside of seven eleven

488
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Speaker 1: on accident at that time in the morning. He had

489
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Speaker 1: a friend's mom when I was younger, say the whole

490
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Speaker 1: thing opened at two o'clock in the morning. His legs

491
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Speaker 1: and lips, that's why you should be inside. I don't know.

492
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Speaker 1: And then his network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

493
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Speaker 1: they report the news for our next story. Listen on

494
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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who is on location in the

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Speaker 1: musk Land elon Musk's Land. Yeah where? Okay? So his dad,

496
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Speaker 1: whose name is Errol? Whoever is named Errol's definitely the

497
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Speaker 1: type of person that's gonna have Errol with two Errol

498
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Speaker 1: must sounds like a bad cologne. He shouldn't make his

499
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Speaker 1: own line anyways. So he's old. I don't know how old,

500
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Speaker 1: but he's gonna be very old. Well, he just had

501
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Speaker 1: his second child with his stepdaughter. Yeah, not like the

502
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Speaker 1: second child altogether, like his second child with his stepdaughter. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you know, this is the I N N where

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Speaker 1: you only have some of the facts, not all of

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Speaker 1: the facts. So please don't ask me a bunch of

506
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Speaker 1: questions about this because I don't know. All I do

507
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Speaker 1: know is that she's thirty five, she has two kids

508
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Speaker 1: with her stepdad. I want to know, and I can't

509
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Speaker 1: even answer this for myself. Is her mom's still married

510
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Speaker 1: to him. I don't know, but that I don't want

511
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Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, well, I wonder what Elon thinks about that?

512
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Speaker 1: Jealous Oh, at least in his network where he stared.

513
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Speaker 1: Just in the news they report the news for next story,

514
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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Christian Gray snow who's

515
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Speaker 1: about to puke? I think? Yeah, And I'm also on

516
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Speaker 1: location in the UK in Banbury, Northampton, I think, is

517
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Speaker 1: how you say it? Who knows where a former pastor

518
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Speaker 1: has been charged? Were performing sexual acts on a Henry Hoover?

519
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Speaker 1: What Henry? Who exactly? Vacuum va? Google? Does everyone know

520
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Speaker 1: what a Henry Hoover? A vacuum leader? Vacuum? Yeah? He

521
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Speaker 1: was he taking the host doing something. Oh yeah, he's

522
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Speaker 1: a former pastor. He's seventy four. He was busted by

523
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Speaker 1: another churchman from being naked, wearing Ladies stockings and thrusting

524
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Speaker 1: into a Henry Hoover. He was of indecent exposure and

525
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Speaker 1: sent it to eighteen months of what communities? Wow, through

526
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Speaker 1: forty rehab days. You know, just be okay with who

527
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Speaker 1: you are, Just be you? Yeah. They just people just

528
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: frown on fun all over the place, don't they? You

529
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Speaker 1: know one, I have fun at home. Why do you

530
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Speaker 1: guys do it at church? Shame? How about just do

531
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Speaker 1: your thing? You know, don't be shamed, don't be shaved.

532
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Speaker 1: Vacuums do suck everything up. They're pretty powerful. Yeah they are.

533
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Speaker 1: And that's a Henry Hoover. That's an old vacuum, I

534
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Speaker 1: think too. But it might be in yeah, very experienced

535
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Speaker 1: vacuum days of community service in sixty hell Mare exactly?

536
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Speaker 1: Is that kind of gay place? Since it to Henry Hoover,

537
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Speaker 1: I would say so. I think so. They're suppressed. That's

538
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Speaker 1: probably what a statement is. It's not about doing that

539
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Speaker 1: with a vacuum. It's just like I'm sorry that I

540
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: laid down with another man. I was then the Idiot

541
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiot search us in the news. They

542
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Speaker 1: go on a shopper and new Henry Hoover vacuum later

543
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: what sorry? Delivery social media at the Jewel Show, follow

544
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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm hit Jewel Fresh overnight delivery,

545
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Speaker 1: Christian the Jebil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone

546
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Speaker 1: frame day mornings. That's Hello. Yeah, yeah it's Bill. I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah,

547
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: it's Bill. And uh nobody's here answered the door. So, um,

548
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: I just wondering where to put a step. Who are

549
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: you trying to reach exactly this Bill? You're a bill? Yeah,

550
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: this is Bill looking for jail. Oh. I'm sorry I

551
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: kept thinking you were saying you were Bill. Okay, Yes,

552
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: I am chill and are you talking about mine? Is

553
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: Bill looking for jil Okay? Moving still? I'm not moving?

554
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: Um at my door? Yeah, we got unloaded this truck

555
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: soon because we got a couple more places to go

556
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: unloaded stuff. So we got unload this stuff real quick. Here.

557
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: You ain't nobody home the door, so we're gonna we

558
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: gotta figure out real quick if you can, if you

559
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: could come down, you may open the door. We can

560
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: bload the stuff. You were only front boarding at the

561
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Speaker 1: rest of yourself. I don't know, but we gotta get

562
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Speaker 1: moving your first of all? Ye Bill, Yeah, do you

563
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Speaker 1: have like a contract or anything? And what are you

564
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: sure you're in front of my door? Like? What color

565
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: is the door? So I know you're in front of Michael,

566
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: who's is a regular white door? Brown? My brown door?

567
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: How much Stunt Street? That's address on? You know with

568
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: Jim you know with Tim Tim Oh huh, yes, I do.

569
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: And you have his actual physical stuff in a truck.

570
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: Tim paid for it, paid for move move stuffs be

571
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: done today to this address. We are right now street

572
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: and Jill, he's a contact. It's him there. Uh what

573
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: ain't nobody here with us? Got me? Got a couple

574
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: of guys with me, help me move this stuff. Got

575
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: quite a little bit of quite a bit of furniture

576
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: to put us out of here. So we got three

577
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: guys here. Tim is now, I don't know who team

578
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: you're talking you first search us though you're like five

579
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: steps ahead of a conversation in front of him finniship

580
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: between a voice person and me, so young, my boss?

581
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: If I can take much now? Because this is oh,

582
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like, I'm freaking out. So can't you

583
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: just stay there for a second? And we gotta moved

584
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Speaker 1: along because we got a bunch of other moves you

585
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: gotta make today. So if you could help me getting

586
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: this up, you know what, who've done it before. If

587
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: you're at work, you can't get out of I can

588
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: hear one of my guys over here? Uh, Jimmy, he

589
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: could pick a lock so we could pick a lot.

590
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: If we get you approve of picture that we've done

591
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: that boon, go ahead, now you can pick that lot. Jimmie,

592
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna we're buddy. I'm gonna call him and

593
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ain't sure that somebody that does something because

594
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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you have a stuff like

595
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: so Tim, Tim is your husband, no um boyfriend, just

596
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: with the floating idea of what would it feel like

597
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: if we share it escape and what you got it is,

598
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: you know what, Jimmy, just big luck. So we're gonna

599
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: go ahead and lead the stuff right here. You have

600
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: a good Nate, Thank you very much. I'm so sorry

601
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: for and Afrigana. Timneth even still my boyfriend or not,

602
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: because I don't know who packs up the truck to

603
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: some girls house. Well Tim did it, because this is

604
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank

605
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: on you and Tim set you up. H He said

606
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: that you guys talked about moving in and you aren't

607
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: ready yet, so you wanted to pretend like you just

608
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: hated stuff delivered any Oh my god, oh my god,

609
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh I got you. That's what you

610
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: here for being so serious about everything. Oh my god,

611
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: you are such a like I did not know which

612
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Speaker 1: way to go the Jewel Show on demand. First day

613
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: we follow up. James is on the phone today for

614
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: a first date follow up. It's been a week and

615
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: a half since he heard from Cammy and he doesn't

616
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: know why. Before we get into your date, how many

617
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: times have you tried to reach out to her in

618
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: that week and a half? I texted three times and

619
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Speaker 1: I called bats not too many times. But calling is

620
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: a bit weird. I mean, especially after you're not getting

621
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: a text back. I didn't think so. Yeah, you know what,

622
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: you can text me as many times as you want.

623
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Speaker 1: You text me a hundred times in a row after

624
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: a date, but if you call me, I want to

625
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: be like, dude, what is wrong with him? That's weird?

626
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: They actually called. Okay, before we get into why you

627
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: think you're not getting a call back, tell us about

628
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: your date. We went to one of my favorite bars.

629
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: It's next to the water. We got drinks and we

630
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: got apps and it was I thought we had a

631
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: really great time. She said she had a great time.

632
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful night. We laughed at each other's joke,

633
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: but there weren't that many roles in conversation. It was

634
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: really good. Well, he talked a lot about the date.

635
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: But what about her? What was it about her that

636
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: you liked? Like what the person? You mean? Yeah, specifically?

637
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: What was it about her? Oh? She was a gorgeous

638
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: bombshell um blonde. Her eyes that was this gorgeous blue.

639
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: You could just women, It's like a knockout, a literal knockout. Okay,

640
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: what about her brain? Could you swim in her brain?

641
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: Deep red in her brain? I absolutely could swim in

642
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: that brain. What do you mean by that? She's so smart,

643
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: she's she's this is like one she has like an

644
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: Ivy league education, she has an incredible job, she has

645
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: a lot of money. We could, like are join our

646
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: full lives together. It's it's exactly what I've been looking for.

647
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: We were both work in the same industry. We're just

648
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: both verily naturally charismatic, so it wasn't it's not that

649
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: hard for us. I rarely go on dates with people

650
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: that are so driven and motivated and and uh good

651
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 1: at their jobs that it's very re pressure. Okay, I

652
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: think that somebody who's driven, motivated, confident, all that is

653
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: very sexy. I think most people do. Most people don't

654
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: like someone who has no ambition and is not motivated

655
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: to do anything. It's usually not the way somebody says, like,

656
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: I just want someone who wants to lay on the

657
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: couch all day and do nothing. You know, unless you're

658
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: my egg. Why do you think she's not calling you

659
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: back then? If everything seemed great, you guys seemed on

660
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: the same level all that, why do you think she's

661
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: not calling you back there? In one thought, is that

662
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: something happened in her life that just made her unavailable,

663
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: you know, something maybe family related. Maybe there was something

664
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: in my teeth and my breath, funk. I have no idea.

665
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: It's just always a fear of mine. And you know

666
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: sometimes when you like keep blow into your hand and

667
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: you smell your breath, Yeah, you just try to see

668
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: if there's anything in there, like yep, on the same page. Yes,

669
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: but sometimes you don't know if it's if it is real,

670
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: or if you're just psyching yourself up. So like so,

671
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it happened there. I checked like a

672
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: couple of times on the bait, just to make sure

673
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: you're doing during the date in front of her. Yeah,

674
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: I don't get in the bathroom to the table or

675
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: not at all. I just don't do that in front

676
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: of somebody on a date with about crazy amount. But yeah,

677
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: I checked the like once or quiet? Yeah. Do you

678
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: think maybe that's why she's knock on your back because

679
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: you kept smelling your breath in front of her on dates?

680
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: I until you pointed it out, I would have never

681
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: thought that was I think that definitely could have been

682
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: a reason. Let's go around the room real quick and check,

683
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: Alex if we were to go on a date we

684
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: have before, because I'm if you didn't know that and

685
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: I was actively smelling my breath to check it in

686
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: front of you while we were on the date. Would

687
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: you want to go out with me again? No? No? Okay, Christian,

688
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: same question, No producer a minute, same question. Actually I'm

689
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: desperate so maybe yes. No, okay, no, I'll give you

690
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: a piece of gum. Though Victoria, y'all are rough. I

691
00:38:55,360 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: feel like I would, Oh, you'd go out with you? Okay,

692
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: just tell us how the date ended. Week. Nobody's got

693
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: stabbed right now? A cheat kiss? And what did she

694
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: say after the cheat kiss? I will call you make

695
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: another date? I said, definitely. What she said she literally

696
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: said definitely to another date. Definitely the words. Definitely, you've

697
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: heard nothing from her sins and the only thing you

698
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: can think of is maybe your breath smell back? All right, Well,

699
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back and then call her

700
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: and find out if it was your breath or the

701
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: fact that you were testing out your breath on the

702
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: date that's the reason you're not getting called back. Well,

703
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: we'll call her neck game br in the middle of

704
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: your first date. Follow up if you're just joining us.

705
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: James is on the phone and James is in love

706
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: with a woman named Cammy. Can I say love yet? James?

707
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I want to say love James.

708
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 1: Can I say love yet? Oh? No, soon, I wouldn't.

709
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't jump out. Well, I'm gonna say it anyway.

710
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: James Sell in love with Cammy. No, Cammy's not calling

711
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: him back. It's been a week and a half since

712
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: their datis. We shout to her a couple of times.

713
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: He says that it was pretty amazing. She had these

714
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,479
Speaker 1: big blue eyes that you could swim in. He really

715
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: liked her brain too, said he could also take a

716
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: dip in her brain and would love to swim around

717
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: in that for a while, because she's really smart and motivated.

718
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: They work in the same career. He thought that they

719
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: were on the same level and they were both vibing.

720
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: He got a kiss on the cheek at the end,

721
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: and she said she definitely wanted to go out again.

722
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: And then he's heard nothing from her. And the only

723
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: reason that James can think of that he's not going

724
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: to a callback is the fact that he thinks his

725
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: breath was a little bit funky. It could have also

726
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: been the fact that you were trying to smell your

727
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 1: breath actively during the date, which she might have picked

728
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: up on. Yet once you said it, Yeah, but there

729
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: was no I didn't see her. I didn't see her

730
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: be weirded out by that. Okay, all right, well we're

731
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna call her up right now. See, we can get

732
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: on the phone and then hopefully get an answer to

733
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back and hopefully gets you

734
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: another date since you're in love. Are you ready? Huh?

735
00:40:51,600 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: All right, here, we got on the dollar phone right now. Hello,

736
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: this is Cammy. Hello, this is not Cammy. Yeah, No,

737
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm Cammy. Hi, I'm not Cammy your Cammy. Wait a second,

738
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: am I Cammy? No? Who's Cammy. Who is this? Who's this?

739
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 1: Who know? Who is this calling Cammy? No, I'm Cammy. Oh,

740
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: your name is Cammy. My name is Jubil. Mine is Jewbil.

741
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: Yours is Cammy. Yeah, one of us is named Cammy,

742
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: and I think mine is not. And we know yeah,

743
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jewel Show. Um, I am

744
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: still confused as to what precisely is going on? Who

745
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: and what is this? I'll be a little more clear

746
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: your Cammy. This is a radio show. It's called The

747
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, and we wanted to call you today because

748
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: one of our listeners asked us to get you on

749
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: the phone. That was still unclear, wasn't it. Yeah? Really

750
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: feel pretty vague. Okay, let me try again. We do

751
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: a second on the show called the First Date Fall Up.

752
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: It's where you go on a date and you end

753
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: up getting somebody. They can email us to get you

754
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask what happened? And you recently

755
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: went on a date with a dude named James. I did,

756
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: and James emailed us. Maybe that's the reason because he

757
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: talks a lot. Yeah, dude, James is in sales. I

758
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: mean we're both in sales. But um, well, James's sales alright,

759
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: he's a sales guy. James is a sales guy. Maybe

760
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: that's the reason. Then he wanted us to call because

761
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: it's been a week and a half since your date.

762
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: He's reached out to you a couple of times and

763
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: hasn't heard anything. He thought you guys had a great time,

764
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: said a lot of really nice things about you when

765
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: we talked to him, and he's wondering why you won't

766
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: go out with him again, or why you won't call

767
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: him back or text him back, or yeah, I haven't

768
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: been responding to him. That is true. Okay, can you

769
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: tell us why? I actually feel really bad and awkward

770
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: and I just have been putting off calling him back? Huh,

771
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: you feel bad and awkward? Like flying? Well, nothing that

772
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: he did. It's actually kind of what I did. Okay,

773
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: what did you do? It doesn't like illegal or anything

774
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: like it. While we were on our date, he was

775
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: talking about this job that he was thinking about applying for.

776
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: And as he was talking about this job that he

777
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: was really really interested in, it hit like all of

778
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: my points, like it hit like my my degree, my

779
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: work background. I was actually looking to move more into

780
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: that field, and so that night after he left. I mean,

781
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: I was just like feeling good about myself and was like,

782
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: hig with it. I'm gonna apply for this job his job.

783
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 1: They called me and offered me the position. Yeah. Yeah,

784
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: And so I have the job that he wanted and

785
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell them, and I'm a

786
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: little like, I feel I feel like an asshole, honestly,

787
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: but also I have a really good job. He was

788
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: even saying, like my my background didn't really align to this.

789
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: He's like, I know that I didn't have training this,

790
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: but I would love to learn. And I was like,

791
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: that's what I went to college for. What I went

792
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: on three interviews and they still haven't given me a callback.

793
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, When the hell is this? Oh that's James.

794
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: He's on the other line listening, wants to talk to you.

795
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: Couldn't wait until I brought him on, obviously, and sounds

796
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: like he's a little bit upset. So, yeah, James on

797
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: the phone, wants to talk to you. I said, took

798
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: my job. I I didn't take your job. I did

799
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: not take your job. I applied to an open job

800
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: listing that a guy that I went on a date

801
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: with happened to mention and then they gave me the job.

802
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: You had to go through three interviews. I three interviews,

803
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: three three of them, three of them. What did you do?

804
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: You know what they say about first impressions, you obviously

805
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: needed to make three. Yeah, so that's why you're not

806
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: calling back, because you got the job that he wanted.

807
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: They emailed you letting you know they did. He emailed

808
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: me eventually telling me that someone else has accepted the job.

809
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: It's not personal, James, It's just it's business. I mean, James,

810
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: it's just business. And you know how Yeah, you know

811
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: how saals goes. You know, you can't always ask to

812
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: be I'm talking about fill in the deal. People, Come on,

813
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: get your head out of the better. I was like,

814
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: I should work in sales, So that shouldn't make you

815
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: feel a little better, right, I mean, in this business,

816
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 1: that should make you feel better. Yeah, and I also

817
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 1: feel really awkward if that makes you feel better. Yeah.

818
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: I just really can't believe I went on a day

819
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: and then I got my dream job. So on the proper,

820
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: I didn't feel anything. I simply came in with criteria

821
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: and training and actual education and skills, and apparently I'm

822
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: a great fit for the team. You've found a fit

823
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: in well with them? Who knows, I don't know, like

824
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: three interviews seriously, like they seem desperate to still dude,

825
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: So maybe it's just not your spot. You're so good

826
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 1: at talking to people. Maybe just say thank some advice.

827
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: Let me ask kemmy, would you like to go on

828
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: another date with James? Will pay for it? I mean honestly,

829
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: with this new job and getting everything resettled and everything,

830
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm not really in a good space to be dating

831
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: anyway right now. So that no busy now with this

832
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: whole new job completely understand. You know, a new job

833
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: is tough, and can you you know, do you think

834
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: you could put a word in for me? You can

835
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: send me your resume and I will be more than

836
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: happy to look it over and I will see what

837
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: I can do. She's gonna happen, Yeah, she just don't

838
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: call us. We'll call you. Yeah. The Jewels Show on

839
00:46:49,080 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? You texted

840
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: in at four one, six one that you have a

841
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So high It's the Jewel Show. My

842
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: name is Jewel Minds Alex. I'm Christian Girls Now I'm

843
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: Bennett knows. I'm Victoria Wears. We're all here to hear

844
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: your little secrets. So you have a your little secrets

845
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: here a big audience. Show my dirty little secret. My

846
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: significant other has a phobia of um like tone clipping,

847
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: figure note clipping. Okay, well, fear of tonil clippings is

848
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: probably appropriate. Yeah, I mean I have a fear of

849
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: other people stone on clippings. Yeah, just mentioning people own.

850
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to just put it in the trash.

851
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go on. So what do he makes me mad?

852
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: I will go strategic clips to no clipping stuff. So

853
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: he steps on them and then yeah, so he gets

854
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 1: on that strategically planet tone clipping sales step on disgusting.

855
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: That's one of the wrongest things I've ever heard. I

856
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: am a petty Patricia, okay, and even I wouldn't do

857
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: something like that. If not, I'm the wake up in

858
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: the morning and step and he's like, oh my god.

859
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: I'm like it must have been the kids. We have

860
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: four kids. I stuck at home with the kids all day,

861
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like you're gonna go to work

862
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: and I don't. I was like, you're going through it

863
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: like I can understand that being stuck at home with

864
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: four kids, I wouldn't be putting my tonenails on the ground.

865
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: I'd probably be eating toneails. Why just for I don't know,

866
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: talking to toneails, just for any kind of company that's

867
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: talking that. Once you're an adult, I would just be

868
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: out of my mind. Though, So I don't blame you.

869
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your your little secret. Though,

870
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: thank you. How are you have a dirty little secret?

871
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: I do? Yes, All right, Well we'll spill it all

872
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: over our faces. Okay, I was arrested because I got

873
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: a d UI. Oh that's not good. Yeah, it is

874
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Um, but my dad was great. He bailed

875
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: me out that night. He's been great. I mean I

876
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: appreciate him so much for doing that for me. Um,

877
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: there's just this problem. I mean, I've been hiding this

878
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: from my mom, Like if she knew about it, she

879
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: would kill me. So, your dad billed you out, but

880
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: he hasn't You never told your mom? Yeah? We never

881
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: told her. Wow. Actually the reason that he bailed me

882
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: out is because a few years before I bailed him

883
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: out when he got a do ohh. So say, and

884
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: does your mom know about that one? No? Like father, Like, daughter,

885
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: how did you understand how you got away with it? Right?

886
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: But how did your dad get away with that? He's married?

887
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: Like do you think like there's a lot that goes

888
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: into that, like lots of paperwork and yeah, ding you

889
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: gotta get a like usually a device in your car

890
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: you have to blow into. Yeah, And your mom didn't know, well,

891
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: she travels a lot for her work, so she just

892
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: wasn't around at that time. And we were lucky. And

893
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: I mean, for him, he's a lot older than me,

894
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: out as shameful, you know, But for me, I just

895
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: feel terrible. Yeah. But some parents will like never see

896
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: their kid other than like a little kid when they

897
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: were sweet. My parents growing up, they both knew what

898
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: kind of kid I was because I was kind of

899
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: a delinquate. Like I would get in trouble all the time,

900
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: and I was always like right in the mix all

901
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: the time. Cops will call the house, I'd get arrested

902
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: school all the time. I'd be in cops will call.

903
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: And then they would just be like, it's just it's

904
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: those other kids you're hanging out with. You're just I'm like, no,

905
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 1: it's just that I'm not five anymore. And you guys.

906
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: Will you guys just don't want to accept the truth.

907
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: You're raising a Well that's the truth, all right, Thank

908
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: you for telling you a little secret. Thank you The

909
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. I know, I know, I know.

910
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: Mondays are terrible, But did you cause a whole town

911
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: to have to evacuate because they were scared a nuclear

912
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: power plant was going to explode because you were a

913
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: little tuckered out? If not, then guess what You're having

914
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: a better Monday than somebody. It's wrong move Monday. The

915
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: segment will we make you feel better about your Monday

916
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very

917
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: bad decisions? Call us up eight at eight three four

918
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: three one six one text in four one six one

919
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: tell us about a wrong move that you made so

920
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 1: you can make everybody else feel better about it being Monday.

921
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: Imagine being on a beach vacation in a town in

922
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. You're having fun, You're out in the sun,

923
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: your kids are playing in the sand, You're doing all

924
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: the beach things, and all of a sudden you hear

925
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: an alarm go off, and then you hear this attention

926
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: there is a problem at Seabrook Nuclear Power Station. Please

927
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: evacuate the area. There is a problem at Seabrook Nuclear

928
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: Power Station, Please evacuate the area. Well, the town of Seabrook,

929
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: New Hampshire, had to be evacuated thinking that their nuclear

930
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: power plant was about to explode, except it wasn't going

931
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: to explode at all. The workers were just testing the system.

932
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: One of the workers got tired, fell asleep at a

933
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: station and accidentally pressed the button for it to go

934
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: out to the public. Literally fell asleep on the button

935
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: that allounced it to the public and warned them that

936
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: they needed to evacuate the whole town because the nuclear

937
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: power plant was about to That's a bad decision, that's

938
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: a wrong move, and that would definitely make you feel

939
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: better about your Monday. So did you get a little

940
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: sleepy on the job, fall asleep on a button that

941
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: made the whole town have to evacuate and think that

942
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: there was a nuclear power plant that was about to explode?

943
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: If you didn't, guess what, Monday's not that bad after all.

944
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 1: It Well, it was sure bad for these cops who

945
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: lit one point five tons of marijuana on fire in

946
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: Columbia that when the wind shifted, started to go in town,

947
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: and started giving the whole city of contact. I mean,

948
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: it was a wrong move for the cops, but not

949
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: the wrong move for everybody else. It was our wrong move,

950
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: not being there, wrong move Monday. Feel better about your

951
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

952
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Were you a cop that lit a

953
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: bunch of marijuana on fire and accidentally smoke went into

954
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: the town, they got the whole town high? Or are

955
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: you an employee at a nuclear power pattern who fell

956
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: asleep on the button that announced that the whole thing

957
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: was about to explode to a whole time day evacuated.

958
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: If you didn't do that today, congratulations, your Monday's looking

959
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: pretty good. Call us up made to day three four

960
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: three one six one. Text in four one o six one, Saul,

961
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? I got my girlfriend's name tattooed

962
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: on me. I got that covered up when we broke up,

963
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: but my last girlfriend, I really thought it was the one,

964
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: so I just went ahead and did it now I

965
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: got I get it covered up this weekend. That's a

966
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: wrong move. Did you get not one, but two tattoos

967
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: of X's were moved today. If not, then guess what.

968
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: Monday's going pretty good? Unice, what's your wrong move? My

969
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: wrong move? Last week? I went and got food for

970
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: my entire office. Later that day, I wasn't feeling so

971
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: great and I thought it was just a food but

972
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: I tested positive for COVID and ended up bringing my

973
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: whole team down with me. Yeah, it sounds like that

974
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: producer bet a little familiar. Yeah, this whole show COVID.

975
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if you get COVID through the ear.

976
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: I might have COVID listening to us all because I

977
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: produced a minute who decided to give everybody in the

978
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 1: entire building COVID. Y at least she bought them food.

979
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: You didn't get us any food. Minute. I did get

980
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: around the coffee that morning, Oh oh you did. I

981
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: forgot you did. That's right, you brought my coffee. Yet,

982
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: oh god, that was the worst thing. And that's all

983
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: I could think about. You know, the little topper thing

984
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: that goes on top of your coffee fell into Victoria's

985
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: cup that morning, So I'm like, oh, Victoria, like I'm sorry,

986
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: Like the topper thing fell on your cup. Meanwhile, I

987
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: was still in the first day and I'm like, I

988
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: hope they all don't get sick, and then and then

989
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: we all got sick. So there you go. Did you

990
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: accidentally get tired on the job today and fall asleep

991
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: on a button that announced to a whole town that

992
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: the nuclear power plant was about to explode and everybody

993
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: had to evacuate. Are you a cop in Columbia who

994
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: tried to burn a bunch of marijuana but then the

995
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: smoke accidentally went into the city, got everybody high, and

996
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: now they're just thanking you for doing Did you get

997
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: your ex's name tattooed on you twice? Did you give

998
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: your whole office COVID? Now everybody hates you because you

999
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: got everybody's sick. If you think congratulations, it's wrong move Monday.

1000
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1001
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Here's another thing that might

1002
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 1: make you feel good about your Monday. NASA just released

1003
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: some research saying that there is now a ten percent

1004
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: chance that at some point a rocket will fall from

1005
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: space and hit somebody in the head. Awesome. If you're

1006
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: walking around the planet, there's a ten percent chance you're

1007
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: gonna get hit in the head by a rocket bat Yeah,

1008
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: haven't we been. So it's Monday, and I know you're

1009
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: about it being Monday, But have you been hitting the

1010
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: head by a rocket that fell from space yet? If

1011
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: you haven't, guess what your Monday's going pretty good. It's

1012
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: a wrong Move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1013
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

1014
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: Listen to Wrong Move Monday, same time every single week.

1015
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: Follow us all on social media at the Jewel Show.

1016
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: Follow us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at

1017
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: that Dres, I'm a Christian grass Now, I'm at Bennett Knows.

1018
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm at via Mere zero zero The Jewels Show on

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