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Speaker 2: Am I ready? Yeah? He guess I'm ready. I love

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Speaker 2: doing this podcast.

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Speaker 3: A small Georgia town is having a meltdown after video

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Speaker 3: of goes A small Georgia town is having a meltdown

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Speaker 3: after video goes viral of a dude drinking a marine.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, let's say margarita. Oh man, keep all this, it's katie.

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Speaker 3: A small Georgia town is having a meltdown after video

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Speaker 2: Oh well, now I can see why I had a

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Speaker 2: touch a hard time getting it out. All right, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna you know, things are just peachy. So let's all

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Speaker 2: drink from the peach that we call bananas.

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Speaker 1: Still, world, would your mod sillient pieces, ba.

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Speaker 3: Ba guys, girls, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas, the

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Speaker 3: podcast that is educational and very serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two, Scotty Alanas. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. No

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Speaker 2: matter who you are, no matter who you love. If

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Speaker 2: you're adult and consential, we say good for you, and

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Speaker 2: you're welcome to this pod.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome.

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Speaker 3: I am very excited Scottie to announce a little summer.

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Speaker 3: We've been talking a lot about Bananas Fest, and we're

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Speaker 3: going to talk about Bananas Fest right up to that day.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Berlin, ten Vermont good October tenth

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Speaker 3: and eleventh, and twelfth doing stand up at the Vermont

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Speaker 3: Comedy Club. So please come on out. It's a really

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Speaker 3: fun little place. I've always enjoyed my time there. We

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Speaker 3: can definitely hang out. It's very easy to have access

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Speaker 3: to me. If you want to try and kill me,

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Speaker 3: it's a great place to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that. But also come in from New Hampshire.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of come in from Maine, Vermont. All the states

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Speaker 2: are the dates again?

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Speaker 3: October tenth, eleventh, twelfth at Vermont Comedy Club.

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Speaker 1: Scotty, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm excellent, never better, probably having the best day of

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Speaker 2: my whole life. I did want to give one Bananas

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Speaker 2: Fest two banans Fest updates because we never were specific.

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Speaker 2: So the dog parade and contest, it's a costume contest.

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Speaker 2: Here's what it's about.

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Speaker 3: This is Bananas Fest. In case you don't know, Bananas Fest.

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Speaker 3: It's September seventh. It's in Denver, Colorado. It's an all day,

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Speaker 3: free street festival. At the end, we have two Bananas

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Speaker 3: Live podcast recordings.

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Speaker 1: At Comedy both sold out.

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Speaker 3: Late night is sold out. They've just released extra tickets

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Speaker 3: for the first show, so scoop them up like you can.

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Speaker 3: My stand up shows Thursday and Friday night, there are

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Speaker 2: I'll be there everybody. I love having fun. So the

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Speaker 2: Dog Prey costume contest, the theme is unexpected costume contest,

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Speaker 2: meaning whatever, whatever costume, it doesn't have to be Bananas related,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be Bananas Podcast related. Whatever costume

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Speaker 2: you feel is unexpected and best represents your pooch. All

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Speaker 2: dogs and costumes, especially nice dogs, are invited. And Kurtie

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Speaker 2: B and I and maybe one of our friends like

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Speaker 2: Laurel Bristow, maybe some maggot full intern, real human not

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Speaker 2: a robot will help us judge and we'll pick a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I just want to give people heads up. They got

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Speaker 3: It, so exactly, they have a month to get their

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Speaker 3: dog costume ready. Also, we're gonna have a Charlie Fromage

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Speaker 3: dance competition.

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Speaker 1: Who can dance the most like.

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Speaker 3: Our our fan, our our wavy tube, arm, wailing fan man,

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Speaker 3: whatever they're croold.

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Speaker 2: You could dance by yourself, you can dance with a partner.

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Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds. We have Dj Hexcat who's gonna

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Speaker 2: best Charlie Fromage or dual Charlie Fromage is you're gonna

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Speaker 1: They'll take home a little prize.

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Speaker 3: Also, Bananifest just got one hundred and fifty percent weirder.

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Speaker 3: You would like to welcome me ow Wolf to our

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Speaker 3: ensemble of partners helping being Bananifest to life on September seventh.

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Speaker 1: That's a big one At meow Wolf.

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Speaker 3: Walk through four floors of surreal art experiences, including interactive rooms,

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Speaker 3: nestled into Denver's most unique performance and events venue.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna have a They're gonna have a tent. There

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Speaker 2: It's such a banana sponsor. Yes, it's such a banana sponsor.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for sponsoring Bananas Fest meaw Wolf.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: What about your personal life, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, let's get into it. What am I into? Well,

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Speaker 2: I am writing a movie. I'm writing a romantic comedy.

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Speaker 3: That goddamn dog is so goddamn cute, folks, This dog,

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Speaker 3: cutest dog I've ever seen, I would say, and the

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Speaker 1: You want to hear about this margarite a drinking?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think you have. I think I want

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Speaker 2: to help Katie Levin did leave in the three or

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so, okay, turn it off if you have children.

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Speaker 3: Right now, Small Georgia town's having a meltdown after a

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Speaker 3: Many headlines that one made me laugh so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this was. This was in a lot of different places. Again,

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Speaker 3: the writer wrote. This was in whiskeyrift dot com. Classic

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was written by Aaron Ryan, one of the

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Speaker 3: Whiskey Riff. That's not how you drink that opening linep this.

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Speaker 3: There are a couple things that I love the first time.

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Speaker 3: The first is small town Mexican restaurants. Back in the

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Speaker 3: I can remember. When I was in college, they had

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Speaker 1: On Tuesday. We're getting a little about Hellen's life, you

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Speaker 3: And I spent more nights there than I can remember,

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Speaker 3: getting absolutely obliterated for twelve dollars. That's why you come

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Speaker 3: to whiskeyriff dot com. You want to hear about grown

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Speaker 3: And another thing I love is small town facebook drama.

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Speaker 3: It turns out the small city in southeast Georgia has

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Speaker 3: I tell you that the city of Waycross is shook, Jinny,

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Speaker 3: Nah, Pam isn't a prude, but apparently drinking Margarita's out

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Speaker 2: I feel bad for the staff that has to mop

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Speaker 3: Look, because this is an educational podcast, I needed to

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Speaker 1: And it is not a picture.

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Speaker 3: It is simply a large margarita. And and I'm not

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Speaker 1: He doesn't catch a lot of good.

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Speaker 2: Easy to do. I bet he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it's not the best way to drink a mark.

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Speaker 2: We invented glassware for a reason. For a millennia humans

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Speaker 2: My goodness, well, I'm glad to get sick. Drinking of

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Speaker 2: Didn't get sick. As far as I know, nobody got sick.

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Speaker 3: It says about me that drinking out of a shell

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Speaker 2: And then at one point they dropped parachutes from the

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Speaker 3: But also, why are there not more things on parachutes

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Speaker 2: It's a great idea, and they it's funny, you said

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Speaker 3: That, well, what do they They got to compete with

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Speaker 3: the Portland Pickles somehow? Portland Pickles have weed drinks at

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Speaker 2: That's totally fine. Also, the Pickles is kind of a shell.

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Speaker 1: Love that.

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Speaker 2: It's so good. It's the new T shirt? Can it

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Speaker 1: Get used to?

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Speaker 1: Much more beautiful than a T shirt cannon too.

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Speaker 2: God, I have some fun ones. I have so many

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Speaker 2: good stories. And I don't know why. I think it

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, I just remember talking about T shirtkens and

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Speaker 1: But every time we tried to shoot one, I would

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Speaker 3: She just be it would just be like ceramic shards

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's a great pitch.

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Speaker 1: It's a great pitch, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got murdered or injured. Heidi Marie sent this in

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Speaker 2: just liked Heidi Marie's attitude. She made the pot and

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Speaker 2: Ben Wyatt, what a guy he was the first game

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Speaker 1: Good job.

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Speaker 2: Hurricane Debbie. Hilarious name for a hurricane.

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Speaker 3: Very funny. That sounds more, that sounds more dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Debbie done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Debbie. She works in hr she remembers everybody's bird,

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Speaker 2: She's nicable at parking, she's real nice. She knows your

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Speaker 2: some cookies and cupcakes from other people out of the fridge.

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Speaker 2: But we love Debbie. Hurricane Debbie blows one million dollars

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Speaker 2: So what it really means is a blue five million

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Speaker 2: hurricanes go, but has since been downgraded to a tropical

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Speaker 2: Border Patrol Acting Chief Agent Samuel Briggs the Second wrote

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Speaker 2: Briggs wrote, posting two images of the packages. Briggs said

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Speaker 2: of more than one million dollars, was found by a

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Speaker 2: good samaritan who contacted the authorities. Cocaine has been found

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Speaker 2: off the shore on numerous occasions near on Florida, which

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Speaker 2: is not far from the Caribbean. That's a fun fact.

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Speaker 2: On the shores of Florida, which is not far from

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Speaker 2: the Caribbean transit hubs of drugs being trafficked from South

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Speaker 2: recreational boaters off the coast of the Florida Keys found

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Speaker 2: that Earlier that month, divers found twenty five kilograms or

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Speaker 2: The very next day, the same amount was of cocaine

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Speaker 1: This is so crazy.

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Speaker 2: This is so much cocaine, and it's like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are we surprised that the that the sharks are filled

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Speaker 3: with cocaine? No, We're not surprised. This cocaine everywhere. Every

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Speaker 3: fish is high.

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Speaker 2: Every fish in Florida is on drugs. What do you

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Speaker 2: have to say, Look at the mirror America.

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Speaker 3: Every fish is asking questions, boring questions and needing an answer.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Let's see in the Tampa Mayor Jane Castor was

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Speaker 2: on a fishing trip with her family and reeled in

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Speaker 2: seventy pounds of cocaine. And in twenty nineteen, bricks of

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Speaker 2: cocaine were discovered on two beaches after hurricane Hurricane Dorian

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Speaker 2: is there is so much cocaine in the Gulf of

440
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: Mexico and near Key West. Unsurprisingly, I would.

441
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: Say that is that is insane.

442
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: Did you see a ton of cocaine when you worked

443
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 3: at down at Bushwhackers?

444
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's interesting. It's such a strange drug

445
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: because I never did coke. I don't do coke, never

446
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,479
Speaker 2: did coke. So people offered to you like once you know,

447
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: like hey, you know, we'll go in the bathroom or whatever.

448
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: But if you say no, it kind of disappears. So

449
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: people know I was a drinker and stuff, so everybody

450
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 2: would always buy me shots or hang up body shots

451
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: for example. But no, once people know you don't do blow,

452
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 2: they become a secret society unto the business or the

453
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: party that you are attending. Right in my experience, I've

454
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: been around tons of coke, but in the restaurant is

455
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 2: which is? And yeah in Pensacola, man, everywhere I worked

456
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,239
Speaker 2: down there, I didn't see it, but you knew what

457
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: was going around. And you also knew because you'd be

458
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: having conversations and I'd go away for four minutes and

459
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,239
Speaker 2: come back and you're like, oh, he really wants to

460
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 2: talk about your beach volleyball. Rick is a lot sweater

461
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 2: than he was three minutes ago. But no, you know

462
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 2: what happened to me once was I when I was

463
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 2: first in New York, I was working the door for

464
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: the Riety Shack when that was a comedy quad Drouplet.

465
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: How do you say four Group, a comedy group, four women, Heather, Chanelle,

466
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 2: Andrea and Chelsea, and they were really good and they

467
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: had this great show at Galapagos, which used to be

468
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. Is now I think it's somewhere else in Brooklyn.

469
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 2: But anyways, they were like, I was just trying to

470
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: meet everybody in comedy who was young and up and coming,

471
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: including yourself in Kristin, and do whatever they wanted. And

472
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 2: they were like, hey, will you work the door and

473
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 2: sell T shirts and we'll give you twenty bucks. I

474
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 2: said yes, So I did it for a few weeks

475
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: and I would invite everybody. I was also working for

476
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: Red Bull in Queens and I would invite everybody on

477
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: my team to come see these shows, and nobody ever came.

478
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: At the same time, I had that crazy roommate Zayne,

479
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: not real name, but you remember Zaane shirtless in the Park.

480
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: I remember Zaye, name changed to protect the innocent the

481
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 3: not so decent.

482
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: He was not so innocent, and he was like, I've

483
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: moved here, I'm going to Juilliard, which was not true.

484
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: He's like I'm on the wait list, which didn't exist,

485
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 2: and he said he's going to get in the spring

486
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: which never happened, and he said, I'm going to become

487
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: a stand up comedian. I love Robin Williams. I'm going

488
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: to be like Robin Williams. I say, great. And so

489
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: I used to say, here are all the free shows,

490
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 2: and I would circle them in the Onion in the

491
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: Onion newspaper and I'm like, these are all good free shows,

492
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 2: including like Hota, and he never went. And then one

493
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: night I'm like, Zaye, I am going to the Variety Shack.

494
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 2: It's for women. They're all hilarious and they have a

495
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: guess like Zach Alfanakis and it was awesome, and so

496
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: Zaine comes with. And that night one of the guys

497
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 2: from Red Bull who was a massive coquette named Stephen

498
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 2: I don't mind saying his real name. They both come

499
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 2: so unexpectedly. I'm working the door at Steven's there saltry

500
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: trying to hook up with everybody, and Zane's in the back,

501
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: not laughing at all, just staring at all the comics,

502
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 2: like probably of Enva Rage, I'm not sure. So after

503
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 2: the show EDS, I like, I'm helping clean up and

504
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 2: picking up stuff and also selling T shirts. And then

505
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: I'm just watching four women that I'm trying to become

506
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: friends with and work with in the future. Talking to

507
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 2: one guy work with who is so sweaty and laughing

508
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 2: loudly at the wrong pace, like they're saying a joke

509
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 2: and then he's realizing it's a joke and then laughing

510
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: really hard and touching them quite a bit. And the

511
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: other guy, Zaane, which I didn't know, had brought close

512
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 2: up magic tricks with him, so he's trying to do

513
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: slight of hand oh my for Andrea Rose in Hi

514
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 2: and So, and Steven's good looking guy, Dane was actually

515
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: a good looking guy. So I think the Ryerschach were like, Wow, Scott,

516
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: he's got handsome friends that he's bringing to our show

517
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: and putting in seats. But then, after I don't know,

518
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: thirteen seconds of interaction, one is doing bad magic and

519
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,239
Speaker 2: not and looking at you like a serial killer, and

520
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: the other one is so sweaty and greasy and high

521
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 2: on coke that he just thinks everybody loves him, And

522
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: I was so boredified. I was like, I don't think

523
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: I ever invited anybody to ever come to a comedy

524
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: show ever again.

525
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: After that, that's amazing, because that is legitimately the two

526
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 3: worst people you would want to be in a place

527
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 3: where you're trying to impress some people.

528
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, make some friends that, yeah.

529
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: To make some friends.

530
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out which is worse, the coked up,

531
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: sweaty guy or the close up magic guy who's not

532
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: an act actual magician close up. If you brought a

533
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: close up magic guy who was an actual magician, like professional,

534
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 3: did it really well? Yes, I can see that, it's

535
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: definitely better than the coked.

536
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: Up guy, absolutely, but not good close up magic guy.

537
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 3: I think they're fifty's a fifty to fifty we coked.

538
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: Up guy, yeah, And I felt like I probably apologized

539
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: for months after that, being like I don't know. And

540
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: then also you're like, these guys are reflecting on me.

541
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 2: It's easy, Like that's my roommate. I brought him out.

542
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: He wants to do comedy exactly. But then you're like,

543
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: so you invited this Slee's ball. I'm like, I honestly

544
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: thought he would never come. He was the first person

545
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: who had like a phone, a cell phone that had

546
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: camera on it, and he was the first person to

547
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 2: show me a nude photo on his phone of somebody

548
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: He had hooked up with. So that's who I'm introducing to.

549
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: Four women that I respect that i'm trying to work with.

550
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: All good, all great.

551
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well listen, we're trying to you. If

552
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 3: you are a good professional close up magician and you

553
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 3: want to do some magic and bananas f please, that's delightful.

554
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: We would love that.

555
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was saying of a slogan Kurt where we

556
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: just cape to keep saying, bring your thing, doing whatever

557
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: you're weird about. We encourage you to come as long

558
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: as it doesn't hurt or fend everybody at banans Fest.

559
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: But if you if you like dressing up like a

560
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: yetti and putting on roller skates, do your thing, bring it.

561
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: If you're a one man band, if you're a one

562
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: god yees trans band, I would love to have the

563
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: first one trans band at our bananas Fest. Bring it.

564
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 2: Bring your thing. Whatever brings joy, friendship, bracelets, cookies that

565
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: aren't dosed with marijuana. Whatever your thing is a cool

566
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: parrot that sits on your shoulder, that you're okay with

567
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: people taking photos, bring it to Bananas Fest. This is

568
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: your time to be silly and weird.

569
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 3: And I'm excited because we teamed up with Topo Chico

570
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: and your new range of bubbly flavors at Banana Fest.

571
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: So come through to sample and fall in love with

572
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: the official drink of Banana Fest and a friends a

573
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: Topo Chico. And you know We're going to be scotty

574
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: and I'll be drinking vodka sodis all day as you know,

575
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 3: and we love our vodka soda is here Bananas and

576
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 3: that's why we teamed up with the Family Jones, Denver's

577
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: favorite craft cocktail bar, to provide the vodka to arsdis

578
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 3: So check out their booth at Bananas Fest for their

579
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 3: full selection of spirits and bananimals.

580
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: Drink so much water. If you're an out of town

581
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: or from the moment you land in Denver, start chugging

582
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 2: water because you will be so dehydrated. And on the

583
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: Friday before Bananas Fest, when you go to the Bananamal

584
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: Buddy meet up, drink water like, drink so much. The

585
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: hangover in Denver are hilarious. They'll make you feel like

586
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: you died four days ago.

587
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 3: The last time we did, we did a show in Denver.

588
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: It was two Bananas shows and my God, like I

589
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: landed and then you know, I drink a lot of water.

590
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: You know I have a problem drinking water. I drink

591
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: too much water.

592
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: You drink.

593
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: So I thought I was fine, but I landed and

594
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: then we immediately went out to dinner, had some drinks,

595
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 3: and then immediately did the show, and then went out

596
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 3: after the show. And then it wasn't like for me

597
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: an insane amount of drinks that I had, and I

598
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: woke up the next day and I was I was

599
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 3: dead until the moment we had to go on stage

600
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 3: to do the next show.

601
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was I didn't release the second show because

602
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: we were dragging. But Kurt disappeared to the point where

603
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: I'm in the green room with I would say four

604
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: minutes to go to showtime, and I had mentally just

605
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: said to myself, I'm going to go out there and

606
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, Kurt sick, I am not a stand

607
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: up comedian, because if I ever fall out, you can

608
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: do an hour of stand up comedy and also working

609
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 2: banana stuff. You're a performer. I'm an idiot who writes

610
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 2: notes on a laptop and talks. And I was like,

611
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to go out there and play the sympathy card.

612
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, I'm going to drink with all

613
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 2: of you. We can do Q and A and we

614
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 2: can do live confessions. I will do stories. I will

615
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: tell my stories. Maybe you know what, let's bring in

616
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: the hit. I'll tell Beef Top Beef again. Like I

617
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: was just like, I got to fill an hour for

618
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: these poor people who showed up. And then you walked

619
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 2: through the door already in your yellow suit, and I

620
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: was like, Halla fucking Loujah, because it was gonna be

621
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: like quiz Show. I was just gonna be sitting up

622
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 2: there sweating like dead man walking. So anyways, we made.

623
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: It, we didn't take it.

624
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: Also, Bananas Fest, you know, we're doing Splitty in the city,

625
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 3: which is our downhill one k race that starts the

626
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 3: whole thing. And when we're meeting to kind of get ready,

627
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 3: get our race bibs on, get ready for the race.

628
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 3: We're meeting at Denver Beer Company, and Denver Beer Company

629
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: is another beautiful and wonderful sponsor of Banana Fest. So

630
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 3: come and meet us there around ten thirty in the morning. Beforehand,

631
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 3: we're gonna leave there probably around eleven thirty to arrive

632
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: at Bananas Fest at noon.

633
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: Denver Beer company is.

634
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 3: Also providing delicious drinks for everyone at Bananas Fest as well.

635
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: But come to Beer Company.

636
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 3: They got us covered with beer, Seltzer and hot water

637
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 3: for bananas Fest kickoff. So stretch, grab your bib and

638
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: don't forget a libation of your choice from Denver Beer

639
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 3: Company before we go on our one k non race

640
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: to downtown.

641
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so come to splitting in the city. We've had

642
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty plus people already signed up for it.

643
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 2: Dress like a banana dresser, bananas adjacent and then we

644
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: give you bibs race bibs so it looks like a

645
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: real marathon so you can get all the social media

646
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 2: content you want, so people think that you are like

647
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 2: a real type, a real athletic person who goes out

648
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 2: there and grabs life by the horns.

649
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 3: And of course I want to say a big shout

650
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 3: out to be Fresh Gear, who is.

651
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: Doing our merch for Bananas Veest.

652
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, they're gonna be actually selling that stuff.

653
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: If you've seen it.

654
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Speaker 3: There's some great we got like a a fanny pack

655
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Speaker 3: and a bucket hat.

656
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: We got some awesome stops, got tank top.

657
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 3: So yeah, if you want to get shirts and fanny

658
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 3: packs and stuff for Bananas Fest.

659
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Speaker 1: Befo where you get there.

660
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 3: If you can't make it to Bananas Fest, You've got

661
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: Bananas Fest gear that you can get.

662
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: It looks very cool.

663
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 3: You can go right now to be Fresh gear on

664
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Speaker 3: Instagram and get all that merch for Bananas Fest.

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00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 2: Wonderful. Thank you to everybody that's coming. Tessus some thumbs ups.

666
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: TEUs into some thumbs ups.

667
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: Here it is Florida police tell people stop taking selfies

668
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 3: with depressed black bear.

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00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta do that. Leave that guy alone, he's

670
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 2: having a moment. Okay, here's some thumbs up. We got

671
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: some goodies. A La Birch wants the thumbs up her

672
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 2: daughter Ellie, who is having a tough time right now.

673
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 2: Ellie sliced the tendon on her big toe and had

674
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: to have two surgeries and be in the hospital for

675
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Speaker 2: four days.

676
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Speaker 1: Oh.

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00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: The tough time is that she starts Junior High on

678
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: the fourteenth, and she's also a competitive rock climber, so

679
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: she has months. Yeah, it's tough. She has months of

680
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: recovery ahead of her. But Aila loves He couldn't be

681
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: more proud of her, island, her house. Yeah, they just

682
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: wanted us to go. It's gonna be okay, You're gonna

683
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: get through it. I bought skis when I was in

684
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 2: sixth grade. I worked at snowball stand, I worked at

685
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Speaker 2: a bike shop. I worked everywhere I could work, and

686
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 2: I bought my first pair of skis because I loved skiing.

687
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: And the next day I tried to stand up when

688
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 2: I was sitting downstairs and my knee was locked and

689
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: I had a Peteller dislocate. And the day after and

690
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: so I couldn't ski. I'd wear a straight cast for

691
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: ninety days or something like that on my left knee,

692
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 2: and then when I got it off the next day,

693
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 2: my right knee locked up and I had to do

694
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: the same thing. And so I put the skis in

695
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: my closet because I was so upset I couldn't even

696
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 2: look at them. And the doctor the second time, I

697
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 2: was small. I was five to four at the time.

698
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: I was a smaller guy. And the doctor like knew

699
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: it was really hard that I was like limping, had

700
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 2: to leave class early, going to high school. That's not easy.

701
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: And he felt my other knee and he was like,

702
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 2: go to PT no more casts, and you could tell

703
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: his upset. He goes, you'll be skiing and by this winter,

704
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 2: and I go really, he goes, yeah, you'll be playing

705
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: sports next spring. You're going to be six ft three. Really,

706
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: he's yeah, he could sell. He was feeling my joints

707
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 2: and my elbows on my knees, and then he looked

708
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 2: at my mom and I goes, May's six two six three.

709
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? And I'll be dog gone. I've been

710
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: embarrassing myself on ski slopes for the past twenty five years.

711
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: You're gonna be finally keep your head up. Yeah, Heather

712
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: burn this is a fun one. Heather Burne wants the

713
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: thumbs up her husband. Everybody thinks it's hilarious. They got

714
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: married on four to twenty, twenty twenty four because her

715
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 2: last name is Burne and his is High and their

716
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: wedding hashtag was getting high, So that's fun. Ryan Sandford

717
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: wants to thumb up his girlfriend. Uh, they've been dating

718
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: for five years. He's thumbing her way up because Claire

719
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 2: Murphy got into Notre Dame for their master's program in

720
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: fine art. Now, CURTI b you might be like grad school.

721
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 2: Big whoop dee deal. Yeah, Notre Dame only takes one

722
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: applicant per year one Oh my god. And Claire Murphy

723
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: got that for a master's in fine art. And if

724
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: you want to look at her art, you can go

725
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 2: on Instagram to Claire Murphy Studio. Ryan is so proud

726
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: of you. And lastly, Curdi b this one is just

727
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: a bullseye to your heart. A couple of beaches, A

728
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 2: couple of beaches wants to thumb up surf Aid, an

729
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: awesome organization that provides support for families and remote surf

730
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: communities things like clean water closing, food assistance, medicine. And

731
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: a couple of beaches is going to be surfing every

732
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 2: single day in September to raise money for surf Aid,

733
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Speaker 2: and we are going to share her link. I think

734
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 2: it's her. If you're a there, I apologize. If you're

735
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 2: a Him, I apologize. Donations well, I'll put it up

736
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 2: in our stories for twenty four hours, but yeah, thank you.

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00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 2: A couple of beaches. You've done Surfate, haven't you, curt

738
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: or something similar?

739
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.

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00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: They're really great organizations, so totally thumbs up to them.

741
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: There we go. Now we're back in.

742
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: We are back in, and I want to give a

743
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: thumbs up to Boot Bananas. Boot Bananas they helped sponsor

744
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: Splitty in the City last year and now they are

745
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 3: one of our newest sponsors for banana fests and we're

746
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 3: so so happy that they're on board. Boot Bananas are awesome.

747
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 3: They're shooty odorizers that look exactly like bananas. Their work

748
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: and they really really work. They're so wonderful. We're actually

749
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 3: going to have for the dunk tank. You'll be able

750
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: to throw boot bananas at the dog in stunk dolls

751
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 3: and dunk us.

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00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: Uh.

753
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: So we're so excited that boot Bananas came on, so

754
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 3: big shout out to them.

755
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: They are a very cool company.

756
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: They're awesome.

757
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 3: They got a huge range of different shootiodorizers and sprays,

758
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 3: So thank you guys. All right, Scott, you want to

759
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 3: hear about this depressed black.

760
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: Bear more than anything in my whole damn life.

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Speaker 1: Of course you do, of course you do.

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Speaker 2: How do you know bears always sort of looked depressed

763
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: until they're killing you. You know, have you ever seen

764
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: a happy bear? Oh? He is sad. That is one

765
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 2: sad sack of shit right there.

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Speaker 1: That is the picture.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Is the funniest part about it.

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Speaker 3: He is just he just looks like a very sad

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Speaker 3: black bear, this big old sitting by a pole, and

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00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: he's just he just looks at like obviously where anthropomorphizing,

772
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 3: but he's just saying he's probably too hot.

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Speaker 1: It's Florida.

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00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 3: But this was in the Guardian Classic What's written by

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Speaker 3: Richard las Combe in Miami.

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Speaker 1: So thank you, Richard. You're the best of the.

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Speaker 2: Absolute best in the business.

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Speaker 1: The very very attractive name.

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00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 3: Police in Florida urging people to stop taking selfies with

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Speaker 3: the depressed black bear.

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00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 3: I mean this black bear must I can't imagine he

783
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 3: was there for more than a couple hours, all right,

784
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: So basically they're just you know, he was on the

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00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: side of the road sitting by this thing, and then

786
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Speaker 3: like dozens of people were surrounding him take pictures.

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Speaker 1: It is I mean, like it's a bear.

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00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 3: I know you're Florida, Florida, but it's still a bear.

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00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you're talking to me.

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Speaker 3: I used to feed black bears as a child in

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Speaker 3: the Upper Peninsula.

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00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: We would go to a the just.

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Speaker 3: On vacation, go to a tray, go to the dump

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00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 3: with hot dogs and literally feed them to black black

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Speaker 3: bear cubs.

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Speaker 1: Out of my hand eleven years old.

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00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: Son, so fun to me. I love that. Terrible but

798
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: also terrible for the Yeah, not good. Teaches them all

799
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Speaker 2: the wrong lessons. Everybody ever picnicking in the area again,

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00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: is just going to give the.

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00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: Hot dogs that look like fingers.

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00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, not great. One of the most human looking foods.

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00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 2: It looks like the body part.

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00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: Multiple difference, really give it the wrong message.

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00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: Who started this? Who was driving by? When that bear

806
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: is depressed? I'm gonna take a photo of it because

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00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: somebody started this.

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00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: Yes, and I like that person.

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00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: That person who's like this bear looks depressed, I'm gonna

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00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 3: take some pics. But then everybody else it's over, gotta

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00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 3: move on. He is also gone. That black bear was

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00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 3: only there for a little bit. I can't believe that

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00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: the police felt the need to. Actually, it must have

814
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: been a lot of people if they really needed to

815
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 3: make a statement about it on their face book.

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00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to do it, but somebody saw somebody

817
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: do it. It always starts with one person doing a thing,

818
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 2: and then everybody starts doing that thing. And so yeah,

819
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 2: some dude driving by in a pickup truck probably was

820
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 2: like sad bear and kids get out there. Take a picture.

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00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: That's sad ass bear. That's so fun.

822
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: Man, give me a give me a give me another

823
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: one's guy.

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00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: I got a two. I got a double whammy.

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00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.

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00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: These are two driving stories back to back. First is

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Speaker 2: Steph Christian sent this beauty in from Gellette News, written

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Speaker 2: by the best in the reporting business field reporter Susan Monahan,

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Speaker 2: Gelette News. I think is in Wyoming? Do you I

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00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 2: arrest after a woman found with one hundred and sixty

831
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Speaker 2: beer cans in her car?

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Speaker 1: I love it. There is not a care in the

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00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: world for this woman.

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Speaker 2: One sixty one year sixty. Yeah, our case of beers?

835
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: What twenty four beers? Solan, she's rolling, She's rolling deep.

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00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: Officers arrested sixty one year old woman for drunken driving

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00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 2: after finding about one hundred and sixty cans of beer

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00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: in the car. She was pulled over in What does

839
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: it smell like? What does it sound like? To do that?

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00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 2: Officers stopped her at Gillette Avenue and Third Street after

841
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 2: she was called in for driving poorly Thursday afternoon. The

842
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 2: woman showed clear signs of being drunk. Please, Captain Kelly

843
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: Alger said an officers found one hundred and sixty cans

844
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: of bush Light beer in the car with all.

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00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 3: The same type of beer. Oh, I guess, I guess

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00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 3: if you're filling up a car.

847
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: That's how real drunks. Dude, you have a beer you like.

848
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 2: Not recommending it, but bush Light probably a great driving beer.

849
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: Don't do it, but I'm just saying, probably a good one.

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00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 2: It's unclear whether the cans were empty or full, he added,

851
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: and he wasn't clear on what kind of car she

852
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 2: was driving. I have hope pretty big one, because that's

853
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 2: a ton of beer cans. The woman agreed to do

854
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: some sobriety tests and performed poorly. Officers arrested for her

855
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 2: driving on the influence for the third time, driving without

856
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: a license or insurance, and having open containers in her car.

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00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 2: So she's probably going to jail for a little bit.

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00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 2: But for it one hundred and sixty empties of bush

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00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: Light in one car. One she hates recycling. We know

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00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: that about her.

861
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, also shocked, shocked she has not moved on to

862
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 3: hard liquor, that she has stayed committed to only drinking beer.

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00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's amazing.

864
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: I mean, when I learned how to pregame the pregame.

865
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 2: My buddy Russ said, this is how you pregame scooter.

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00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: He was a few years older than me, and he

867
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 2: would go by a case of bush light cans and

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00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 2: he would take two pine classes and he would crack

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00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: a beer and pour half in my pine class and

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00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 2: half is it toast? Drink it? Wait one minute, do

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00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 2: the same thing again. Wait one minute, do the same

872
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: thing again. Wait one minute, do the same thing again.

873
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: And then we both had had a beer and a

874
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 2: half in four minutes. And so we would basically do

875
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: that till we each had six beers, and then we would.

876
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: Go out and urinate everywhere. Just you're piss running down

877
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: your leg?

878
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just how do you even get to the

879
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: first place you're going to?

880
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: We would go to many places, but that's what we

881
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: would do, and he would are his whole thing is.

882
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: We would do that until we drank three beers each.

883
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: And so it took what is that, I don't know,

884
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: I guess it's half a beer. So twelve minutes, oh no,

885
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: excuse me, So six minutes we drank three beers each. Yeah,

886
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: so three beers and six minutes. So when people do

887
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: a power hour and it's three and a half beers.

888
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: It's like, no, we were doing that in six minutes.

889
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: And then he's like, you got to hurry. I'm good

890
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: to the club before you feel drunk. So yeah, we've

891
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: been with some real alcoholics in my life. And here's

892
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 2: the backup story. Woman unaware of red and blue flashing

893
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 2: lights on her car, didn't realize why drivers were pulling over.

894
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: This was ksot dot com pat Reeve, who if you're

895
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: talking lighter your life, you're talking journalists, pat rev. Reave

896
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 2: it alone. It's Patrev. Salt Lake City not a big

897
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: drinking town. She says she noticed other cars pulling over

898
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: as she drove on by, and what the woman didn't

899
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 2: realize was it was because of red and blue flashing

900
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: lights installed in the fog lights on her newly purchased vehicle.

901
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: On Wednesday, Salt Lake City Police issued a warning about

902
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: a person possibly impersonating a police officer. A black Dodge

903
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 2: Charger on I eighty between Salt Lake City International Airport

904
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 2: and Redwood Road was reported for having red and blue

905
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 2: flashing lights embedded in its fog lights, and other drivers

906
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 2: were quickly pulling over, believing they were getting arrested by

907
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: a police vehicle. At the time, investigator said they didn't

908
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 2: know if the driver was trying to pull other motors

909
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 2: over or just to get them out of the way

910
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 2: so she could move through traffic more quickly. This is

911
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 2: so good. Police raised a photo of the suspects and

912
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 2: Personaer's vehicle taken by another driver. Now the department says

913
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 2: the whole thing was an innocent mistake. The woman who

914
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: owns the vehicle contact contacted Salt Lake City Police after

915
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: recognizing her car in the picture as her own.

916
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 3: Eh.

917
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 2: She told police officers she had recently purchased the vehicle

918
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: and didn't know about the lights or the smartphone app

919
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: that was activated to control them. The app can change

920
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 2: colors of the lights to any color they want. Apparently

921
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 2: the last was set to red and blue. The driver said,

922
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 2: while going to lunch, she noticed cars pulling over for

923
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 2: no explainable preason. A Police officers do not believe the

924
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: woman was intentionally impersonating the officer. The woman says she

925
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 2: has since removed the lights from her vehicle. End of story.

926
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 3: I what is what could that app? What else could

927
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 3: that app be for? Other than impersonating a police officer.

928
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 3: When do you need your fog lights to be purple?

929
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: Just when you're in a small town and you find

930
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: that parking lot and you circle it up, drink some

931
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 2: bush lights, and just dance the night away, I guess.

932
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: To scrill X.

933
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, to Sabrina Carpenter, I don't know, but it's funny.

934
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 2: I just like that she was aware enough to see

935
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: the other cars getting out of her way, but was

936
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 2: unaware enough just to be like, well, I'm just gonna

937
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: keep driving, like I'm just gonna keep on keeping on.

938
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: It's so good.

939
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 3: I know I would my guess would be, oh, there

940
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: must be a cop that I didn't see somewhere.

941
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all getting out of my way. It's such

942
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 2: a shed.

943
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: But also you never look. You never turn your car

944
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: on and then go look at the lights.

945
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, get out and go because you can't see it otherwise.

946
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: Right, that's true. That's true, I mean, don't you Yes,

947
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 2: that is true. I found out recently, as in this morning.

948
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: So I've been driving my night nineteen ninety car, which

949
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: is great, and I paid the insurance and then I

950
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 2: realized that the license plate sticker on my car expired

951
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: in July. So it's now October, so I'm like, oh, shoot,

952
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: And then I realized that my car is no longer registered,

953
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 2: and I've been driving it unregistered for probably I don't

954
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 2: know how many months. And so yeah, I had to

955
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 2: start the process today of registering a car that I've

956
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: been just illegally driving all over LA with the top down.

957
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: It's a little convertible, and I have no idea what

958
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: the penalty for that is, but I've started the process.

959
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: I filled out the forms.

960
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 3: Nice, when do you Why isn't your skeleton in the

961
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 3: back of your of your convertible anymore?

962
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: Great question.

963
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:51,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

964
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: When I was moving out of the cabin, I put

965
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 2: the skeleton on a fence near the end of the

966
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 2: shared commune driveway. There was like a big driveway, and

967
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 2: I was moving stuff in and out, and I had

968
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: to my my lease. I was turning in my Volvo,

969
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: and so I put the It was in the Volvo,

970
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 2: and I put it on this fence and drove to

971
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 2: return my lease. And when I came back, somebody had

972
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 2: broken my skeleton into in half. I had snapped it

973
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 2: in half. What, Yeah, I.

974
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 3: You know what, I really do Hope it wasn't a

975
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 3: human being and I really hope it was a dog

976
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 3: who just got so excited about a bunch of bones

977
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 3: and just ripped right off the middle.

978
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 2: It was in the morning. It was in the morning,

979
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: and I took an uber back and I saw the

980
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: torso of my skeleton around the corner. I was like, oh,

981
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 2: it must have fallen off the fence. The fence is

982
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: like four feet tall. It was right near the trash can.

983
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 2: Some maybe somebody thought I was tossing it out, but

984
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 2: I was literally just gonna pick it back up. I

985
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: got in my car, saw in my rear and go, oops,

986
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 2: put it down near there. When I came back, somebody

987
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: had snapped it in half. So if it wasn't an animal,

988
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: and it definitely wasn't the fall. And also this is

989
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: the day the porta potty melted and the guy wearing

990
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 2: my hammock walked.

991
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: Out, so there was a lunatic.

992
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think the lunatic hammock guy that I

993
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 2: gave Lacroix to snapped it in half and then went

994
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: to set the porta potty on fire.

995
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: Wow, he really had a day, So.

996
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 2: I think, you know, also, there are different chapters in

997
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 2: people's lives, so maybe it's time for me to find

998
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: something new to put in the back seat of my

999
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: unregistered car that I'm going to register this week.

1000
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have any suggestions for what guys should

1001
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 3: put in his back seat, yeah.

1002
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 1: You could send them.

1003
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 3: You don't need the dm US, but I've been given

1004
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 3: I've been saying, yeah, just picks, just picks.

1005
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 2: But yeah, no real dolls. I'm not going to do

1006
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 2: anything promiscuous. I want dumb and silly. That's what I'm about.

1007
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 2: Maybe a little Christmas tree maybe that would be nice.

1008
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 3: There it is, there, it is well folk. That has

1009
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 3: been another episode of Bananas. Thank you so much, Sky.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Curti b Thank you to everybody who helps

1011
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Speaker 2: make Bananas possible, especially the bananimals, but everybody at Exactly

1012
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Speaker 2: Right who helps us out. And we're just so excited

1013
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: for Bananas Fest and getting to meet so many of you,

1014
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 2: and we're just thrilled to have any listeners at all.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast. Bananas is an Exactly Right Media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1017
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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1018
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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

1019
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern