WEBVTT - 30 & Regular 0:00:01.480 --> 0:00:06.439 You're listening to mess ooh child. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:12.479 Okay, girl, I'm Haggeroni's how you doing? I'm doing well. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:15.200 I think if I think about how I'm actually doing, 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:17.800 I think it's gonna make me feel bad. But I'm 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:21.200 doing well really Yeah. Like you know how someone's like, 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:22.439 how you doing and you just say good? 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.000 Yeah? But sometimes I need to learn how to do that? 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.440 How you do that? You lie? I'm bad at that. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.160 You have we not realized I am. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.279 I need to cut transparency out of my life. 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:36.480 I'm done, you do, I'm done. You need to be more. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.840 What's the opposite of transparent? 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.880 Okay, okay, okay, that's what I need to That's the word. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:43.839 Of the day. Okay, every time we say it, take 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:48.159 a shot. Yes? So are you? Are you overwhelmed? This 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:49.640 is the holidays? Is it just? 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.479 I just feel like I have a lot of stuff 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.880 that I need to do. Yeah, and if I don't 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:58.400 write it down, it won't get done. And even if 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.600 I do write it, it might not get done, you 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.640 know what I mean? Like I need to I have 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.160 like a notebook now where I write in big sharpie 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.920 not to do lists. Yeah, so then I can see 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.039 it because usually I write everything on like an envelope 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:11.920 or like a you know, a receipt, and then I 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:13.440 lose that and then I. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.280 On, Mama's what You're just writing it on loose papers. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.920 Sometimes I just write it on the table like it's 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.720 a dry erase ball. Well, at least you're writing it down. 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.479 I feel like writing it down and thinking about it 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.920 is just it's doing too much. That's a mess for me, 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.119 like seeing what I have to do and knowing what 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.720 I have to do. That's why i'm right now. Is 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:37.120 I feel manic. I feel absolutely manic, because you know, 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.600 I know you're tired of me talking about trying to 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:40.319 get an apartment. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.680 Yes, but after we talk about it now, we'll never 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:43.520 talk about it never. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.880 We'll never talk about it again, because we will. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.560 I will after this comes out, I will hopefully have 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:53.520 already gotten in an apartment. That my mess, fully is 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.920 like trying to unmess my life. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.640 That's what's going on right now. I am. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:01.000 I think I am tired of saying I'm a mess. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.200 It's okay that the pod is called mess, but I 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.400 don't want that to be my life. I need to 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.120 I need a whole rebrand. I need to, you know, 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.680 gut it, gut the whole thing. Start Like the shell 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.640 of it is going to be the same, but the 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:15.880 inside we rearranging ship. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.200 The shell of your life, the shell of my life. 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.720 You know, because a friend was like, I think it's 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.840 cute that you know you kind of like a little messy. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.200 But I'm like, I I am, I'm through. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.040 I'm exhausted. I actually don't want to know more. You're retired. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.959 I'm ready to hang it up. Whatever, my my messy 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.320 ass cloak is burn it. I am through because I 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:39.519 want to be more organized. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.440 I don't think I'll ever go really be on time. 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:45.639 That's fine, but like I just want my papers in order, 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:50.519 my clothes, hung up, my money, my money. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:53.280 Right, Like that's I'm not asking for much, bitch. Put 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:54.240 all that on the prayer list. 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.440 Let me write that down. Yeah, so your papers and 0:02:56.480 --> 0:03:01.600 what papers? Oh? Any no? Anytime papers? Papers? The girl 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:02.639 the way the papers just. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:07.200 Be lying around, Like have my whole bank statement, social security, 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.880 my whole information just out I will I will rip up. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.640 In the envelope and then put it down somewhere. Well yeah, yeah, 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:14.519 but that's I got. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.040 I got a lot of letters from the I R 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.200 S that I'm ignoring, and all the papers are on 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.480 my table right now, and I'm I leave them out 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:23.000 because I'm like, if they're out, maybe I'll read them. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.400 But I think I'm just gonna have to go to 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.560 jail because arrest me. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:28.680 No, I don't. Please. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.720 Actually, while I'm starting my new life, I don't want 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:31.239 to get arrested. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.160 I've done that already. I can't do it. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.480 It is the new black I can't do it, the 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.520 new city girl. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:39.200 It's like. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:43.880 And the thing, the thing is is that, like you know, obviously, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.600 I'm I'm tired. I don't want to get older. I'm like, 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.080 can we just say here, can we just like I 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.160 be another year but the same year? 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:54.600 Or can we can we be another year? But that 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.720 is mess? What aging is mess? 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.360 Yeah, okay, because when you're young, you think you're gonna 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.840 be young forever. You think your body and your knees 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.640 and your back and your head, shoulders, these and toes, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:09.720 it's always gonna be Like I didn't know that all 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.040 of the hair on your body can go gray. You 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.640 can get gray eyebrow hairs, you could get gray armpit hairs, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.279 you can get gray pubs. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.680 Who knew I knew I knew because let me tell you, right, 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.960 even before this pod, I was like, let me go, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.040 let me go work my situation out. Before I come 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.680 to the pod, I said, let me let me start 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:31.200 fresh man. When I tell you I think, I was like, 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.520 the way I use that razor, I said, do I 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:34.280 have Parkinson's? 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:38.680 I missed a whole section. It looks uneven. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.920 Do I have Parkinson's. I would like to say that's 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.279 in the running to be the title, but that's. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:44.840 Not the title. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:48.960 But the way I will never I won't tell anybody 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:52.200 that they should trust me with scissors or to cut anything. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:59.640 Baby, we close to it. She's giving scalped, scalped. But 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:00.840 then part because you know. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.599 I was trying to do the landing, trying to have 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.680 something cute, trying to do a design. I was trying 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.919 to I was trying to do some you know Netflix 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:07.400 new show. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.240 You know that's why you was late to the to 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.960 the studio today. You was trying to design. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.960 Yeah, shape shape that couch by Sydney Washington. I don't know, 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.760 I was just I was anyway, is it is it Coucie? 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.400 Is cooty? Is the Cucci cute? Is it Couchie cute. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:22.880 I'm trying. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.680 Thank you my best, thank you. Yeah, And I did 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.080 it kind of in the dark, and then. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:30.560 Why are you shaving your because I just had max 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.800 whe natural light, natural light going on in the bathroom, 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.599 and you know, it's just a little window sill, just 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.440 a smidge of the light coming through, and I said, 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:37.960 that's enough. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.279 And I've got one eye open while I'm doing it. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.960 And then you know, I didn't lift my lift up 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:42.279 my leg. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.920 I'm just fully just and you're trying to close because 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.560 the cat's trying to you know, they trying to come in. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.280 They were like, well, let me get it that. George 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.000 was like, I think I got a better angle. I 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.400 don't know it was a cat, said, I hear you 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:54.280 shaving a cat in there. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:58.760 Let me see, yeah, let me see. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.400 Yeah, don't look it's bad. And now I feel like 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.560 I just gotta just start all over and just go bald. 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.919 And I don't like that either, So really, yeah, I 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:06.440 don't like that. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.480 I don't know, it's too much. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.880 It's like it's you know how some people can't have 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.280 a bald head because you could see how lumpy or 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.760 whatever it looks. I'm not saying it looks lumpy. It 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.560 just I don't like it. I don't want to see 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:25.160 it all the way girl, your Willison it Bruce Willis 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:29.359 is it's very proportions. I don't know, you know, because 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.479 I'm getting older, I put some weight on it. So 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:36.039 it's not it's not Seltz. It's sad that. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.880 I never said that. I never said that. You said that. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:46.599 I did not. It's on the record, okay. 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.520 But my my mess this week is I went to 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:53.880 go see some apartments and I think, you know, they 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.880 need to start over with all these Wiltors, a lot 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.560 of them. I don't know how you got your job. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.240 I don't know what like you're over, but also you 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.279 got an attitude. You have this air like you need me, 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.000 and it's like I do, but I need you to 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.680 act like you need me as well. 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.640 They do because they need they need that little commission 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.520 or whatever Seiling Sunset be talking about. 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.320 I don't know what they need, but they need to 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.000 rework some ways they speak to people. I went to this, 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.240 you know, open house, which is crazy. I don't want 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.800 to go to a cattle call of somebody seeing some apartment. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:26.240 In New York City. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.920 We walking, We're walking up the stairs. It feels like 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:33.560 we're in the in the Navy and we're like they 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.000 were all going up and we're walking up three flights 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:39.680 of stairs. First of all, why did I know that 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.800 this was a walk up? Why am I walk? I 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.400 don't want to sweat to see an apartment. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:46.400 I don't want to. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.600 Be huffing and puffing and feeling like, oh my god, 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.400 did I just do sult cycle. Yeah, third floor is 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.720 too high because I'm somebody who always forgets something when 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.560 I get to the bottom of the stairs and I 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.720 gotta go back up. If I live on the third floor, 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:03.320 whatever's up there, it's staying up It's my mayonnise, my wallet, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.840 whatever's up there is staying up there. And it's crazy 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.600 because I went to go see a duplex and that's 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.400 exactly the vibes of like you go in and it's 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:14.760 like the ceilings are so hoth it is Ideally, it's like, ooh, 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.320 this is. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.920 Beautiful, but it's not for me. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.760 It's not for me because I go up the stairs. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.000 Where's the closets. There's no closet, there's no space. It's 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:27.880 like everything is for some cuty young kid that's in college. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.440 It's nothing. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.880 None of these apartments is for a grown ass bitch. 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.119 That's like, I have stuff, I've lived, I have things. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.400 Where do my things go? Well, because it's a cue bedroom, 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.880 it's actually anti horder right now, and I don't like it. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:41.560 Anti horder. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.559 They're like, oh, where're you gonna put yourself? You can't, 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:44.920 there's nowhere to put the thing. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:47.319 No, you gotta they said, this little second bedroom. That's 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:47.800 the closet. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:48.680 That's the closet. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.040 And it's like, well, who's gonna pay for this second bed? 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.480 My clothes are not paying for this closet. So this 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:57.439 is the second room. So I go there. Everybody's sucking 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.800 their teeth. They're upset because they're like, we walked all 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.040 the way up here, We're not buying this, this is 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.440 this is dumb. Then I go to another place and 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.720 you know, another open house. Now I'm not being fucking rude, 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.680 but I'm rude right now. Now I see the people 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.280 who pulled up to see this apartment. I say, well, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.000 these are the people who are trying to see the department. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.680 I don't need to be here because what. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:17.600 Is what the people? Look? 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.199 It was a ragtag of who where are y'all coming 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.960 from like are you where you live? Like they just 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.360 I came together, Like I was like, you know, let 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.240 me put on a little cute outfit. They look like 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.280 they rolled out of bed comes in this apartment, and 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:32.920 it was strange. 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:33.520 It was strange. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.960 It was an odd couple. And then it was these roommates. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:37.760 No no, no, no, no problem. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.200 So the guy he's late, that the realtor or whatever, 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.760 he's late, no problem, I'm late, I understand. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:47.040 He comes in, he's talking to the couple. He's nice 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:47.360 to them. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:50.400 He's talking to the room, the two people who came into, 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.840 he's nice to them. He sees me, he's like, and 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.240 who are you. It's like, sir, you called me. You 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.560 called me to tell me. You're like, you don't know 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.000 who this is? 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.040 Yeah, babe, I'm on the list. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:58.360 Yeah. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.840 So then we go up. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.080 You know, they're selling, selling, selling these apartments that are 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:06.160 too small, and he's talking to the couple, asking them 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.520 about them, then talking he's paying me dust like oh, 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.640 I ain't nobody, and then finally he's like he's like, oh, 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.080 I want them to see the apartments first, and then 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.720 you come after them. And I'm like, okay, this is 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.360 fucking Are you being rude because I'm by myself because 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:24.160 I'm a single woman. Then I go in the apartment 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.480 by myself with him. He's like, so, why do you 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.800 need a two bedroom ex? Oh no, none of your 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:33.240 fucking business. Whoa I could be in here with my 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.920 imaginary friend. Again, none of your business. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.319 But also, why is he talking to you like he 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:38.480 already knows your critics score? 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:45.240 Woo Marie, you are rude, miss so. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.440 Then I said, oh, well, I'm gonna you know, uh, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:50.320 I have a roommate or whatever. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.359 He's like a husband. 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.760 First of all, if I was gonna be with a husband, 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:54.920 I would have said husband. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.880 I said roommate. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.600 He's like, oh, well he's roommate now, but he might 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:03.160 be a husband later. You are too familiar, sir, How 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.040 old was you? This person old enough to he should 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.080 be minding his business. You should be wanting me to apply. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.320 I now no longer want to apply. I wasn't going 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.600 to apply anyway because I saw I saw the dirty 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:15.040 you know. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.400 Welcome Matt you have of this place. I'm all set, 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.559 but he's just it. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:23.560 Was it was giving very sexist, over familiar, weirdo vibes. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:25.560 And I was just like I was. He could tell 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:26.760 when I walked in. I was like, YE had a 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.640 same for me. He said, these views, the views are great. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.760 I said, hey, I He's like, you're not going to 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:32.680 get anything better than this. 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.000 Excuse me, sir? What he was what they were asking for? 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.920 What price? I think it was. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.800 I think it was like thirty one for you know, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:46.599 just a regular like skinny two bedroom. Not enough closets, 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.120 the kitchen is in the living room, the living room 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:49.600 is in the bath. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.679 It was all of that. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.760 It wasning. It was nothing that he's like, oh, we 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.079 have a gym. I don't care about these amenities, sir. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.120 I'm not gonna be in that gym. No. I would 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.280 like a gym, but you won't see me the gym. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:11:59.920 Don't know me. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.640 Okay, I would like it as an option, but it's 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:03.439 not the reason. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.400 Why I'm in the building, do you understand. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.440 So anyway, that pissed me off, and I was just 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:09.800 like And then he had the nerve to call me 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.079 the next day. I told him, I said, I'm not applying, 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.559 but he called me to say what, probably just checking it. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.240 I don't know because I didn't pick up. But I 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:19.200 now want to call him to that. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:21.640 I said, hey, did anybody apply because I know I didn't, 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:22.839 and then hang up. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:24.600 That's so petty. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.120 It is petty, and that's I should have been like that, 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.360 because it was just like, sir, who the f are 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:29.880 you talking to? 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:31.120 AnyWho? 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.760 I just can't wait till I get an apartment because 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:34.320 I'm ready. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.000 I'm gonna put petty Sydney on the prayer list. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.000 You should be. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.920 More petty, could be more petty. I should be more 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.960 petty and more organized. That's all I want, And now 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.280 I'm just trying to get I'm gonna. I saw an apartment. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.560 I liked it. You know, my friend likes it. I 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.679 actually wanted to bed too bath. But it's you know, 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.800 I need more money. I need more money. Put that 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.720 on the prayer list as well. I need money, more coins, 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.760 Marie money. Okay, I put it on there. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.679 I never about me. What about you? 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:08.280 Oh, let's talk about my mess I do really think 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.600 getting older is messy, because you know, when you're young 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.839 and your eyes are awesome and your body is great, 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.680 you take it for granted. You know, you squint into 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.520 the sun and you look at eclipses, even though they 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.720 tell you not to without glasses, and you're like. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.480 I'm gonna be able to see forever. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:29.040 So I had an eye exam last week, and you 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.000 know I cheated. I cheated at the eye exam. I 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.760 was trying to put both eyes in one hole and. 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:39.840 I was, whoa, you eyes one hole. That's crazy, Marie. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.360 But that's hot? Is that? Will that be a new Porno? 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.480 Two eyes, one hole. It's gonna be nasty like the 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.160 original part. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.959 One, two girls, one cup. But yeah, so I you know, 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.560 I'm trying to cheat. The guys like what do you 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.280 see up there? I'm like, what do you see? The 0:13:54.360 --> 0:14:00.880 doctor's like mail and I'm like male. And after the 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.560 exam turns out I need glasses. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.319 So I got glasses. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.920 But he was like, you know how they're like this 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.880 one or this one A or B and the whole 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.640 time I'm like, no, no, they kind of look the same. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.120 So I'm just I'm I'm not even really paying attention. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:18.800 You have to take the it's serious. They have glasses. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.000 They're too strong. I'm like, yeah, I feel like I 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:22.240 put them on for you. Yeah, let's see. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.880 I feel like when I wear I feel cross and 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.600 then want to thank them off now you just got 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.240 to get used to it. I got some cool little 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.040 hipster joints. It's not like I think. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.560 It's kind of like when you put a Diva cup 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.600 in you know it doesn't feel right just yet, but 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.320 then you siting in it for a little bit and 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.160 you're like, oh, it didn't maneuvered. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.440 It's I don't need to see this clearly. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.400 I feel like I can see the world in four 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.520 K right now, like the wall has a text door. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.520 I don't want to see that. I can these buttons breathing. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.480 I can see the dust on the fuck you need 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.480 to be able to see friends, I'm thinking about. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.120 That's probably why we're not on time. We don't see well, 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.760 we can't see the time. First of all, the glasses 0:14:57.800 --> 0:14:58.400 are too strong. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:14:59.640 And when I went to pick them up, I was 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.760 like like this, and the lady was like, wear them 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:02.320 for the weekend. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:03.840 And then I did not wear that. You have to 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.520 wear them for the weekend, Marie, wear them for the 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.520 rest of the show. Girl, my eyes, this is too 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:12.600 much sister you and I see you. You look beautif baby. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.160 This is the opposite of Ray Charles, and I don't 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.600 like it, Like, I mean, see you watching this right now. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.800 Maybe I need to see them. Maybe they're too strong. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.840 Maybe I mean pretty you are without my glass? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.720 No hold on, oh no, I can see these. Maybe 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.440 I need Maybe this is my prescription. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.800 Please look, please look into the camera. What do I 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:30.200 look like? 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:34.560 Do I look as good as Freeze? I don't know 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.280 if they look good the way you're laughing at me. 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.520 Let me see they do look good. I'm just saying, oh, 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.040 but Jesus, cute girl, and they go and they go 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:42.560 with the shirt. 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:44.240 It's given miss Frizzle just a little bit. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.400 Mis Frizzle would never look this simple, babe, she would 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.280 have one seventeen patterns. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:54.280 Girl, these glasses, I'm screaming seeing it's terrible now, thank you, 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.080 That's what I'm saying. See, let me not terrible. I 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.360 need to see, but not like that. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.520 But yeah, yeah, anyway, so I got glasses and they're 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:01.960 too strong. That's my mess. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.640 That is your mess. But at least you know you're 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:04.600 working on yourself. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.800 You're feeling that is motivating, just knowing that you went 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.160 there and there's a solution. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.160 The solution is glass want my money back. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.440 You probably shouldn't have lied on your test, but we'll 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:16.800 go back and we'll make it right. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.880 They're gonna call back, They're gonna charge me again for them. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.160 And you know, they try to up charge me with 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:27.360 the thinner sexy polycarbonate, this glass transition. And I was like, no, no, no, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.760 whatever the cheapest ones are because I put my own 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:32.920 frames and then they charged me thirty five dollars. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.760 For bringing my own frames. I don't even think these frames. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.320 Cost thirty five dollars. How much are the glasses, Sydney? 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.680 You have these frames? I got them from Amazon and 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:44.280 then I put my perscripsion. That's great, so shout out 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:48.960 to Jeffrey. Are those glasses sturdy? Then? Because they're Amazon, 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:53.200