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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Brain

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Speaker 1: Wenday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, oh hey, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Jinksy. I was looking for Mike. This is who.

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Speaker 1: It's Jinxy Clown. I'm calling from party rental. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to check in with you. Okay, I appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: But you answered the phone. You burped. Um. I was

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Speaker 1: a little confused at first. All right, Well, in my defense,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had answered the phone yet,

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Speaker 1: and I was taking a sip of one of my

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Speaker 1: drinks and I burped. So, I mean, I'm paying you,

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Speaker 1: and like, I just hiring you for, you know, to

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Speaker 1: come and entertain my family. Like, I just don't want

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Speaker 1: to be spoken to that way. I know the whole deal.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this gig for a long time. So

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Speaker 1: you show up, put on a good face, juggle a

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Speaker 1: little bit, maybe an impersonation, get paid. I just when

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Speaker 1: you come to my house, I just really don't want

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Speaker 1: you to be the way that you sound right now.

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Speaker 1: You know, honestly, it's very lethargic. You don't sound excited

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Speaker 1: at all. I'm not well, no, I mean, it's not

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Speaker 1: that I'm lethargic. I'm just very hung over today. You

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Speaker 1: gotta be kidding, man, Please, okay, well, please cancel this.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying this on the phone right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was going to pay you really well. I love

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Speaker 1: like I'm a supporter of entertainment. Entertainment, god, disgusting. Oh Jinxy,

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Speaker 1: you need to get your together, sir. I'm sorry. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, who am I talking to my dad? I

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to that guy since I was seventeen to

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Speaker 1: kick me out of the house and sleeping on the

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Speaker 1: couch ever since. Like, get you're together. Yeah, I've heard

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Speaker 1: it before. I've heard it all before. Hey, speaking of that,

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Speaker 1: I don't really need any cash, dude, I'm actually outside

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Speaker 1: of your house and if I could just sleep on

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Speaker 1: the couch or a couple of days would be great.

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Speaker 1: Wait would you just starting? I mean, I look, I've

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Speaker 1: been leaping him back of my truck for a week,

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Speaker 1: so I figured instead of cash, I could just maybe

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Speaker 1: crash on your couch for a couple of days. And

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Speaker 1: that is definitely one thousand percent not happening. And you

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Speaker 1: better not be outside my house if it's because you

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Speaker 1: don't want to ruin the surprise, the whole jinxie. Though,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you in my house, okay, but you

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Speaker 1: are going to have me in there to perform anyway.

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Speaker 1: So I figured two birds, one step. Definitely not break

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Speaker 1: on the payment. You could say I'm your brother or something,

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Speaker 1: and like then they won't even know it's me when

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Speaker 1: I put on a makeup and you know, dance around

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Speaker 1: the house and the clown. No, that's absolutely not happening.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, please do not come anywhere near my house.

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Speaker 1: Cancel this preservation. You were not hired for my son's

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Thank you so much for checking in. I

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Speaker 1: really appreciate. Hey, before I let you go, would you

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Speaker 1: mind posting a review on the company's website because they're

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Speaker 1: all that. I totally love to post a review on

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Speaker 1: what just happened right now. Uh, well, I don't think

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Speaker 1: anything happened. I think you're just being a full time

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Speaker 1: but if you could post it, be great. I can't like,

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Speaker 1: this has to be a joke, Like I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: you're saying this on the phone her. You know what

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Speaker 1: a joke is being a forty five year old man

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Speaker 1: who calls himself jinxie and shows up at kids parties

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Speaker 1: to get kicked in the shin front and half. That's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Yeah, it is a joke. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: my third wife said before she walked out the door

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Speaker 1: and left me in this situation. Yeah, I can see

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Speaker 1: why she would leave you. Yeah. Yeah, says to myself

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Speaker 1: a bunch of times a day. Already, thanks for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're very welcome. You're very welcome. And if you show

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Speaker 1: up at my house, I am calling the cop and

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Speaker 1: it will not be good for you. Okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: can't deal with them again, so I'll just tell you

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. What. Yeah, I'll just tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call and that your wife

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Speaker 1: sat up, and then we can get off the phone

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Speaker 1: and I get back to Wow, that is hilarious, really professional. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Why are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Your wife said you were in charge of hiring the

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Speaker 1: clown for your kids party, so I wanted to freak

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Speaker 1: out a little bit. The Jewel Show on Demand