1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: The Jubils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret n 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four one 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: to six one. If you have a secret to tell us, 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. It doesn't really matter. You 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: can tell us whatever you want. Because we keep everybody anonymous. 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: We don't tell anybody what your name is, and we 7 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Who got it out? 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: Text in phone and six we have a dirty little 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: secret and on the phone right now, anymous thick name 10 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is. Is Is 11 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: A soft poached egg? Hello, soft poached egg? How are you? 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: Why did you tell post egg yourself weird? Yeah, that's strange. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: You should love yourself. Do you have any ape? Do 14 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: you have any comments on why jewels speaking so fast? Jubil, 15 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: You have any comments on why jewels speaking so fast? 16 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm tired of saying the same thing at 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: the beginning of the Dirty Little Secrets, so I thought 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: it's listening, So you have to. You have to set 19 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: it up. If you're new, listen to the show. We 20 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: do the thing on a dirt little sigre. You can 21 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,519 Speaker 1: catch them four one to six one if you want 22 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,840 Speaker 1: to tellus dirty little sea. You can tell us anything. 23 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: You tell us whatever you want. Doesn't even matter because 24 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. You're completely 25 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: anymus That's why already's sake anonos nick name and on 26 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: the phone right now, it tells the dirty little secrets. 27 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: Did I say hard boiled egg? Is it complete? Off? 28 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 1: Take a time out. I have been dating the boss's daughter. 29 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: Just just just like that. You've been dating our boss's daughter. No, 30 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: not your boss's daughter. My boss is. Oh he said 31 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: the boss is, because I didn't even know he had 32 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: a daughter. You're dating your boss's daughter. I'm dating my 33 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: Let me guess that your boss does not want you 34 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: to date his daughter. Oh he kind of dropped a 35 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: hint the night that we met. Yeah, how did he 36 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: drop that hint? Did he say we were I'm mister boss, 37 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: I'm mister Farnsworth, and if you jake my daughter, I'm 38 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: going to smack your rude. I'm so so much happening 39 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: right now, too far off? Sorry, go ahead, I'll stop interrupting. 40 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: He was at a company meeting, you know, doing the 41 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: company saying all super business and professional. Then my boss 42 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:08,519 Speaker 1: walks over and he was like, hey, meeting and what not. 43 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: Try anything funny with my daughter. Ha ha ha, you know, 44 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: try something funny with her. Speed a few funny things 45 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: with her, Yeah, like like tickling her. It started there. Sure, yeah, 46 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: let's go with that. She was mental. What are you 47 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: going on with him? I'm a little tired. Yeah, that's 48 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: when you get goofy. Okay, yeah, sorry, dating the boss's 49 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: daughter and you're doing funny stuff with her and he 50 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: doesn't know, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know. How 51 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: long has this been going on? For? About six weeks now? Oh? 52 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: So what are you expecting to get out of this 53 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: relationship or a fling or whatever the heck it is, 54 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: Because if you wanted to be a long term thing, 55 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: then you're going to have to meet her dad. Yeah yeah, 56 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like I said, 57 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: it's been six weeks. So right now we're just trying 58 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: to keep it a secret from my boss. It just 59 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: runs with benefit her. It's a little more of the 60 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: friends with ben If she's amazing. We it sparks every 61 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: time we're together. I know that's cliche, but it's true. 62 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: Real quick, last question for you, does your boss like you? 63 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: I think so, well, then I think you might be okay, 64 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: you might be all right. I don't know. Maybe it 65 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: would You know, what you could do. You could start 66 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: dropping hints right now and just you know, bell, talk 67 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: about this wonderful woman that you met right, like in 68 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: a meeting when you're all sitting around like where there's 69 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 1: the other guys in the meeting and you're kicked back 70 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: in the chair in the conference room, right and your 71 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: boss walks in and he just hears you being like, no, dude, 72 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing 73 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss, 74 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: we can start the meeting now, right. And then that 75 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: happens over time and he's like, wow, experience coiled egg 76 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: really likes that girl he's dating. And I like that 77 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: about him. Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my 78 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: daughter that way. That would work. Then you show up 79 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: for dinner and you're like, whoa, it's you, mister so 80 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: and so and and he's like, yeah, it is me. 81 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: And wait a second, that woman you've been talking about 82 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: respecting the hell out of his daughter. Yeah, And then 83 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: you just go, oh, she didn't she didn't tell me 84 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: it was you, that was her dad, and then it's 85 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: it's basically I just wrote a movie right now, and 86 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: you're the star of it. I was gonna say, you 87 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: sound like a screenplay writer. Wow. So anyway, how is 88 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: how are you going to approach it? If you have 89 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: to meet him? I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah 90 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: it I just need more time time. Are you sure? 91 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: Are we out of time? They? Are we out of time? 92 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: Soft boiled egg? I think no, matter what, that's all right. 93 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: I think so all right, thanks for telling us you're 94 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: doing a little secret. No, thank you? Yeah? Did you 95 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: bil show on demand?