WEBVTT - The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're taking off in the phone tap balloon.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, let's go for a ride, Dear Elvis, Ali

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<v Speaker 3>says in the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My mom

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<v Speaker 3>moved to Virginia while back, and I went to visit her.

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<v Speaker 3>And for some reason, over the years, her property has

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<v Speaker 3>come to look like and sound like a zoo. Mom

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<v Speaker 3>has so many pets. All the neighborhood wildlife seems to

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<v Speaker 3>flock to her house to nest. For some reason, She's

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<v Speaker 3>always feeding all the animals. Her neighbor's not happy with her,

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<v Speaker 3>So why don't we phone tap her?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Ali? Scary Jones is calling Ali's mom in Virginia, posing

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<v Speaker 3>as one of her neighbors, complaining about her noisy pets.

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<v Speaker 3>Ali listens in as she phone taps her mom. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>listen to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this? You called me?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Ed actually one of your neighbors. Is this

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<v Speaker 1>your family?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know me?

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<v Speaker 1>You're the owner of the pomeranian?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah? Yeah? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Ed Cullen. I actually lived down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to let you know that yesterday your

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<v Speaker 1>dogs were barking uncontrollably and the bird was making all

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<v Speaker 1>these noises.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, my bird, my bird doesn't scream.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're home, and when the doors are open, we

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<v Speaker 1>do hear the bird, and it does make a squawking noise.

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<v Speaker 2>My bird talk. He's a talker. My bird doesn't squawk.

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<v Speaker 1>I just hear a bunch of gibberish. But what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is we're at the point where we want to

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<v Speaker 1>call animal control on you.

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<v Speaker 2>What yes, are you insane? I have two dogs? You

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<v Speaker 2>have more than that. First of all, that's none of

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<v Speaker 2>your business. But I just have a poodle and a Pomeranian.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not true. You have a cat, a bird,

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<v Speaker 1>and two dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I have here.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think that's a little much.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think it's none of your damn business?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have all these pets?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it any of your business?

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<v Speaker 1>See, I think there's an ulterior motive here. I think

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<v Speaker 1>there's something else going on.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you're really upsetting me.

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<v Speaker 1>Not I don't mean to upset you.

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<v Speaker 2>You do mean to upset me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stating the facts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's standing any facts? How dare you bother me? How

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<v Speaker 2>dare you bother me?

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<v Speaker 1>Where on the street has it? You were raising ducks

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<v Speaker 1>back there at one.

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<v Speaker 2>Point because a duck laid eggs underneath my bedroom window,

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<v Speaker 2>she hatched and they left, They went through the back fence.

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<v Speaker 1>You got an animal farm back there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have an animal farm here. What I

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<v Speaker 2>have in my house is none of your damn business,

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<v Speaker 2>just like you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a cat?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? I want to know who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the rights to know who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have ducks? Okay, I don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>Suck Are you out of your mind? There's no ducks

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<v Speaker 2>back here?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have geese?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have ge Do you have a turtle?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>A gerbil? No? No, you don't have any of these

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<v Speaker 1>animals in your house. I'm wondering if you're selling these

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<v Speaker 1>on eBay, if you're one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Illegals are you talking about? No, you are scaring me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one that has a circus going on your backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't have a circus going on in my backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>How dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call the Ringling brothers right now and

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<v Speaker 1>see if they want to, everybody you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I am so over this. How dare you

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<v Speaker 2>do this to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you put a muzzle on your animals? Is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking. That's what this comes down to.

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<v Speaker 2>On them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you have Noah's arc back there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you something, Noah's ark? Have you been

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<v Speaker 2>in my house?

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<v Speaker 1>I've looked in your front window.

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<v Speaker 2>You've looked in my front window. That's trespassing on my property.

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<v Speaker 1>Star No I've seen the bird in the window. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you know I seen the bird.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have had to come into my backyard or

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<v Speaker 2>my neighbor's backyard to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>The dogs were screaming yesterday, so I'm like, what's all

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<v Speaker 1>this ruckus? So I walked up and I'm looking in

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<v Speaker 1>the window, and I'm like, there's a bird in there.

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<v Speaker 1>The dogs are screaming. Why don't you give one of

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs up for adoption? Do you need two dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean your business?

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<v Speaker 1>And ducks.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have ducks.

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<v Speaker 1>You're harboring ducks.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have no ducks.

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<v Speaker 1>You have ducks?

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<v Speaker 2>There are no ducks. How dare you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's duck season?

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<v Speaker 2>There's no ducks here.

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<v Speaker 1>Rabbit season.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you talking about this? This conversation is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like would you like my lawyer to call you,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's who I'm calling next. No, I just you're

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<v Speaker 2>just stalking me. You you're on my property yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to where were you yesterday afternoon?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn business? Where I was?

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<v Speaker 1>The dogs were going crazy. I had to go into

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<v Speaker 1>your property. I had to look in the window.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked in the window. Here I'm talking to my daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she should have been there. Someone should have been home.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just kind of sneaking around.

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<v Speaker 2>Sneaking around. You're sneaking around my property. You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>You're really damn scary. I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I could scar I'm scary.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I'm scary, very scary I am. And you

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<v Speaker 2>have no right to be on my property.

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<v Speaker 1>You have no idea. I'm scary.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't you know what. You don't know who you're

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<v Speaker 2>dealing with. That scary you are, your bab you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you don't know who I am. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't know anything about me, and yet you're you're making

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<v Speaker 2>all these accusations. That's you're being a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a coward.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm home right now. Why don't you come over.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my anonymous to come over. I want my

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<v Speaker 1>anonymous opinion to be.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, stop stop ed ed come on now, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, come on, now, you come on, you come on now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm over it. I'm over it. Don't you care that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I don't care what the neighbors say

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<v Speaker 2>at this point anymore. I am completely don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Care about what the neighbors have to say about what

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<v Speaker 1>you about what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm nothing going on in my house. Okay, leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pass that message onto your daughter, Alley.

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<v Speaker 2>Because.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, Alison, I'm a scary Jones from Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Elvis Duran a scary. I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Take you so much. I love you scary. Listen to

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<v Speaker 2>I have to meet you because I want to smack

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<v Speaker 2>you so hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis durand phone can