Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3: All right, we're taking off in the phone tap balloon.
Speaker 3: Come on, let's go for a ride, Dear Elvis, Ali
Speaker 3: says in the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My mom
Speaker 3: moved to Virginia while back, and I went to visit her.
Speaker 3: And for some reason, over the years, her property has
Speaker 3: come to look like and sound like a zoo. Mom
Speaker 3: has so many pets. All the neighborhood wildlife seems to
Speaker 3: flock to her house to nest. For some reason, She's
Speaker 3: always feeding all the animals. Her neighbor's not happy with her,
Speaker 3: So why don't we phone tap her?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Ali? Scary Jones is calling Ali's mom in Virginia, posing
Speaker 3: as one of her neighbors, complaining about her noisy pets.
Speaker 3: Ali listens in as she phone taps her mom. Let's
Speaker 3: listen to today's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Hello, who's this?
Speaker 2: Who's this? You called me?
Speaker 1: This is Ed actually one of your neighbors. Is this
Speaker 1: your family?
Speaker 2: How do you know me?
Speaker 1: You're the owner of the pomeranian?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Ed Cullen. I actually lived down the street.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know that yesterday your
Speaker 1: dogs were barking uncontrollably and the bird was making all
Speaker 1: these noises.
Speaker 2: Now, my bird, my bird doesn't scream.
Speaker 1: When you're home, and when the doors are open, we
Speaker 1: do hear the bird, and it does make a squawking noise.
Speaker 2: My bird talk. He's a talker. My bird doesn't squawk.
Speaker 1: I just hear a bunch of gibberish. But what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is we're at the point where we want to
Speaker 1: call animal control on you.
Speaker 2: What yes, are you insane? I have two dogs? You
Speaker 2: have more than that. First of all, that's none of
Speaker 2: your business. But I just have a poodle and a Pomeranian.
Speaker 1: But that's not true. You have a cat, a bird,
Speaker 1: and two dogs.
Speaker 2: This is what I have here.
Speaker 1: Don't you think that's a little much.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it's none of your damn business?
Speaker 1: Why do you have all these pets?
Speaker 2: Why is it any of your business?
Speaker 1: See, I think there's an ulterior motive here. I think
Speaker 1: there's something else going on.
Speaker 2: You know, you're really upsetting me.
Speaker 1: Not I don't mean to upset you.
Speaker 2: You do mean to upset me.
Speaker 1: I'm stating the facts.
Speaker 2: That's standing any facts? How dare you bother me? How
Speaker 2: dare you bother me?
Speaker 1: Where on the street has it? You were raising ducks
Speaker 1: back there at one.
Speaker 2: Point because a duck laid eggs underneath my bedroom window,
Speaker 2: she hatched and they left, They went through the back fence.
Speaker 1: You got an animal farm back there?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have an animal farm here. What I
Speaker 2: have in my house is none of your damn business,
Speaker 2: just like you do.
Speaker 1: You have a cat?
Speaker 2: How are you? I want to know who you are.
Speaker 2: I have the rights to know who you are.
Speaker 1: And you have ducks? Okay, I don't have.
Speaker 2: Suck Are you out of your mind? There's no ducks
Speaker 2: back here?
Speaker 1: Do you have geese?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't have ge Do you have a turtle?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: A gerbil? No? No, you don't have any of these
Speaker 1: animals in your house. I'm wondering if you're selling these
Speaker 1: on eBay, if you're one of those.
Speaker 2: Illegals are you talking about? No, you are scaring me.
Speaker 1: You're the one that has a circus going on your backyard.
Speaker 2: And you don't have a circus going on in my backyard.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 1: I'm going to call the Ringling brothers right now and
Speaker 1: see if they want to, everybody you want to.
Speaker 2: I mean, I am so over this. How dare you
Speaker 2: do this to me?
Speaker 1: Can you put a muzzle on your animals? Is what
Speaker 1: I'm asking. That's what this comes down to.
Speaker 2: On them.
Speaker 1: It's like you have Noah's arc back there.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something, Noah's ark? Have you been
Speaker 2: in my house?
Speaker 1: I've looked in your front window.
Speaker 2: You've looked in my front window. That's trespassing on my property.
Speaker 1: Star No I've seen the bird in the window. I
Speaker 1: mean you know I seen the bird.
Speaker 2: You would have had to come into my backyard or
Speaker 2: my neighbor's backyard to do that.
Speaker 1: The dogs were screaming yesterday, so I'm like, what's all
Speaker 1: this ruckus? So I walked up and I'm looking in
Speaker 1: the window, and I'm like, there's a bird in there.
Speaker 1: The dogs are screaming. Why don't you give one of
Speaker 1: the dogs up for adoption? Do you need two dogs?
Speaker 2: I mean your business?
Speaker 1: And ducks.
Speaker 2: I don't have ducks.
Speaker 1: You're harboring ducks.
Speaker 2: You don't have no ducks.
Speaker 1: You have ducks?
Speaker 2: There are no ducks. How dare you.
Speaker 1: It's duck season?
Speaker 2: There's no ducks here.
Speaker 1: Rabbit season.
Speaker 2: How are you talking about this? This conversation is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Would you like would you like my lawyer to call you,
Speaker 2: because that's who I'm calling next. No, I just you're
Speaker 2: just stalking me. You you're on my property yesterday. I
Speaker 2: don't even know who you are.
Speaker 1: I want to where were you yesterday afternoon?
Speaker 2: Damn business? Where I was?
Speaker 1: The dogs were going crazy. I had to go into
Speaker 1: your property. I had to look in the window.
Speaker 2: I looked in the window. Here I'm talking to my daughter.
Speaker 1: Okay, she should have been there. Someone should have been home.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is.
Speaker 1: I was just kind of sneaking around.
Speaker 2: Sneaking around. You're sneaking around my property. You know what?
Speaker 2: You're really damn scary. I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're scary.
Speaker 1: I could scar I'm scary.
Speaker 2: So okay, I'm scary, very scary I am. And you
Speaker 2: have no right to be on my property.
Speaker 1: You have no idea. I'm scary.
Speaker 2: You don't you know what. You don't know who you're
Speaker 2: dealing with. That scary you are, your bab you know what?
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't know who I am. You
Speaker 2: don't know anything about me, and yet you're you're making
Speaker 2: all these accusations. That's you're being a coward.
Speaker 1: Not a coward.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm home right now. Why don't you come over.
Speaker 1: I want my anonymous to come over. I want my
Speaker 1: anonymous opinion to be.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, stop stop ed ed come on now, no,
Speaker 2: you come on.
Speaker 1: Now, come on, now, you come on, you come on now.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. I'm over it. Don't you care that
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care what the neighbors say
Speaker 2: at this point anymore. I am completely don't.
Speaker 1: Care about what the neighbors have to say about what
Speaker 1: you about what's going on.
Speaker 2: I'm nothing going on in my house. Okay, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: I'll pass that message onto your daughter, Alley.
Speaker 2: Because.
Speaker 1: That's it, Alison, I'm a scary Jones from Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: No, Elvis Duran a scary. I love you so much.
Speaker 2: Take you so much. I love you scary. Listen to
Speaker 2: I have to meet you because I want to smack
Speaker 2: you so hard.
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