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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email us Jesse at

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Speaker 2: Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can probably call us eight

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Speaker 2: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. So

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Speaker 2: again we were talking about the Trump versus DeSantis primary

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Speaker 2: and the strategy behind it. Team Trump does not want

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Speaker 2: this to be about culture wars. They wanted about other stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's why he's made the comments he's made about abortion recently.

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Speaker 2: That's a very dangerous game. Like I said, you want

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Speaker 2: to try to pat heal pro lifers like me on

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Speaker 2: the head, convince them your pro life enough but not

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Speaker 2: too pro life. And look, let's be honest about this.

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Speaker 2: If Trump thinks he already has the primary wrapped up,

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Speaker 2: and he may think that, if he thinks the primary

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Speaker 2: is out of reach and he thinks he already has

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Speaker 2: it wrapped up, maybe it's the smart move. If you're

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Speaker 2: campaigning in a general election against Joe Biden and you

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Speaker 2: know you have to make women hate you less than

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Speaker 2: they do, maybe it's the smart move to try to

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Speaker 2: kind of move off of that stuff. It's all a

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Speaker 2: matter of do you think you have a competitive primary

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Speaker 2: or not. If they think they do have a competitive primary,

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Speaker 2: that's a dangerous game you're playing. That's a very dangerous game.

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Speaker 2: But we'll see. Look, like I said me, personally, that's

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Speaker 2: not gonna work for me. I need pro life. Pro

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Speaker 2: life is one of those things I don't negotiate on.

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Speaker 2: Who's not worried about me, He's worried about other people

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Speaker 2: like that. So we'll find out. Eight seven seven three

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Speaker 2: seven seven four three seven three Jesse I live in Massachusetts,

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Speaker 2: twenty minutes outside of Boston. I had the subject of

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Speaker 2: this one says, I refuse to tuck my tail, jesse

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Speaker 2: E Thik outside of Boston. My home and family are here.

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Speaker 2: Why would I submit to the Commies and leave. If

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Speaker 2: every Patriot leaves Boston, we give it to the Red coats. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not leaving. This is my home. This is where

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Speaker 2: I fight, less than a quarter mile from my childhood home.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm a certified NRA instructor, and I'm not leaving.

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Speaker 2: And his name is Phil, he said, I can use

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Speaker 2: his name. One. Let me be clear about this. When

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Speaker 2: I tell people to move from blue to red, and

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Speaker 2: I give you all the reasons why I've given them

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Speaker 2: to you a thousand times, not just for your protection,

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Speaker 2: for everything. When I tell you that, I understand there

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Speaker 2: are many people who can't because of work or family.

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Speaker 2: And I understand there are people like Phil here who won't.

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Speaker 2: And I don't look down on that at all. I

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Speaker 2: understand it. I honestly I admire it. Now. I'm not

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Speaker 2: giving an inch. No, I'm not giving an inch. I

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Speaker 2: admire it. But for Phil and people who think like Phil,

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Speaker 2: I want you to I want you to picture something. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I want you to imagine this. I want you to

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Speaker 2: imagine I am a general, a showgun. If you will,

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Speaker 2: Jesse showgun Kelly, what Chris, I'm doing an analogy here anyway,

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Speaker 2: Jesse showgun Kelly, and I am on your side. We're

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Speaker 2: on the same side, all right, You and me, we're

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Speaker 2: on the same side. We're on team Freedom. I am

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Speaker 2: in command of ten thousand troops. Ten thousand troops are

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Speaker 2: fighting under me, Jesse showgun Kelly, and we're out in

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Speaker 2: the wilderness. I happen to have my ten thousand troops

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Speaker 2: on a hill only one way up to the hill.

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Speaker 2: We're in an outstanding position that we can defend if

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Speaker 2: we dig in. You you are not with me. You

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Speaker 2: and you're not with me. You're with me so far?

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Speaker 2: All right? So me and my ten thousand, we're up

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Speaker 2: in the hill. You're down in the valley with your

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Speaker 2: two thousand. You and I we're facing an army of

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Speaker 2: fifteen thousand. So we're a little bit outnumbered. And that

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Speaker 2: fifteen thousand they're busy surrounding you. You have a chance

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Speaker 2: to get out, and if you get out, you can

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Speaker 2: come up and join me. And now instead of having

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Speaker 2: now I have twelve thousand because you you came up

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Speaker 2: position defensible, I've got reinforcements. It's awesome. Or or you

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Speaker 2: can stay, you can refuse to come, you can refuse

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Speaker 2: to leave. And let me tell you something, I admire

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Speaker 2: that decision. That's a very brave decision. As the army

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Speaker 2: of fifteen thousand surrounds you, you're going to die, and

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Speaker 2: we'll watch you die from on top of the hill,

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Speaker 2: and we will salute you, we'll play tabs for you.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll play Medal of Honor Monday for you one day.

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Speaker 2: But in the end, you're useless to me because you're

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Speaker 2: going to die having served no strategical purpose whatsoever behind

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Speaker 2: thousand again against fifteen thousand because they just surrounded you

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Speaker 2: and stomped you. The tactical retreat is not surrendered. It

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Speaker 2: is a skill that has been learned by every military

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Speaker 2: commander in the history of warfare. If you're in a

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Speaker 2: position that is not defensible, don't lose all of your men.

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Speaker 2: Don't throw all of your men away for nothing, My goodness, man,

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Speaker 2: move your men to a position that can possibly be defended,

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Speaker 2: thus possibly winning the battle, saving your men, giving yourself

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Speaker 2: a chance. You know, we talk a lot about the

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Speaker 2: Japanese in World War Two because I love Japan. I've

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Speaker 2: always admitted that I love Japan. I love the Japanese people,

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Speaker 2: I love the Japanese culture. I know you're gonna find

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Speaker 2: this shocking. I like Japanese food. I just I really

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Speaker 2: like it. The history of it. I just think it's

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Speaker 2: a really cool place. But we talk a lot about

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Speaker 2: Japan and how they conducted themselves. They're in World War Two,

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Speaker 2: which was barbaric. It's freaking horrible, right, But one of

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Speaker 2: the most horrible things in all the books I've read

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Speaker 2: about Japan, one of the most horrible things, in my opinion,

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Speaker 2: they did was this. They would routinely, because of their

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Speaker 2: of these things, they would take men, oftentimes very capable

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Speaker 2: American positions. I think about Guadalcanal. When the Marines first

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Speaker 2: landed on Guadalcanal, the Japanese took one of their elite

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Speaker 2: and these were the best fighters. I want you to

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Speaker 2: picture the army rangers. I want you to picture a

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Speaker 2: they just took all their men and said charge. And

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Speaker 2: they just kept charging the Marines all night long, and

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Speaker 2: the Japanese died in such volume. The biggest problem the

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Speaker 2: didn't have a good field of fire anymore. That is criminal,

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Speaker 2: that's a criminal waste of your elite troops. But they

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Speaker 2: would do that to prove bravery and all these other things.

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Speaker 2: That what does that help. So I'm not dogging on you. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm staying. I'm never leaving. I'm I'm gonna fight. I'm

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Speaker 2: really not insulting you. I admire the bravery, and I

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Speaker 2: think it's awesome. But brother, I'm in Texas. We have

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Speaker 2: a gop that is so low tee here. I don't

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Speaker 2: think chalk can even help them. Red states across the country,

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Speaker 2: from the Dakotas to Wyoming to South Carolina to Texas.

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Speaker 2: These these red state gops are pillow soft. They need

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Speaker 2: to toughen up, they need to harden up. I need reinforcements.

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Speaker 2: Phil in Massachusetts. I know you've got family there. Brother.

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Speaker 2: I need you here. I need you moving right next

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Speaker 2: to me. I need help. We need to fortify this

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Speaker 2: I'm not telling you not to. I'm not telling you

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Speaker 2: to move just because you're scared. I don't think you're

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Speaker 2: scared at all. I'm telling you to move selfishly. I

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Speaker 2: need help. People in the Dakotas need help. We need help.

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Speaker 2: That's why I say it. All right, get to some

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Speaker 2: more emails. I may even take a phone call too.

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Speaker 2: We do have to talk about consumer debts. Look, and

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Speaker 2: talk about your cell phone company, which is garbage. Look,

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Speaker 2: I've been prepping you. What's the date today? May sixteenth?

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Speaker 2: No big deal. I totally didn't just look at my

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Speaker 2: phone to confirm that date. It's May sixteenth today. You

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Speaker 2: know June is coming? You know what June is, right?

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Speaker 2: June is Pride month. What does that mean? That means

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Speaker 2: Pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't think we do.

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Speaker 2: We don't do a lot of pop culture on the show,

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Speaker 2: do we, Chris? I don't think, Michael, we don't do

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Speaker 2: And whenever I expose any weaknesses like my baldingness, or

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Speaker 2: And attack me. For instance, we had a bunch of

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Speaker 2: me to keep taking phone calls because phone calls make

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Speaker 2: But I'll come it out and say it. I don't

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Speaker 2: like I don't like watching television anymore. I never watched television,

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Speaker 2: So I'm totally out on pop culture and now I'm

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Speaker 2: forty one going on seventy one. I never know who

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Speaker 2: don't I don't know who the any of those people are.

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Speaker 2: see that the Netflix made a series about Cleopatra, and

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Speaker 2: of course they made it all black. Well, just remember

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Speaker 2: Cleopatra wasn't even Egyptian. It's not just that she wasn't black,

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Speaker 2: she wasn't even dark skinned. Cleopatra was a Greek. She

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Speaker 2: Ptolemies were when Alexander died. Remember how he split his

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Speaker 2: was Ptolemy. Cleopatra was in that family. She was a Greek.

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Speaker 2: So apparently this series is bombing. Look, people are tired

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Speaker 2: of forcing everything. Everything is crammed down our throats at

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Speaker 2: all times. Everything is forced at all times, and people

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Speaker 2: I was talking about this yesterday. I don't think people understand,

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing that thing. You just weren't alive. You

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Speaker 2: weren't alive to understand how little racial tension there was

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Speaker 2: in America during the i'd say nineties, eighties and nineties.

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Speaker 2: having fun, and then they all get they all went

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Speaker 2: to bed, and I was too wired. I usually am

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Speaker 2: when I get home to go right to bed. They

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Speaker 2: all went to bed, and I was sick in there

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Speaker 2: thinking to myself, wait a minute. I started a story

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Speaker 2: tonight about something, and I forget what it was. But

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Speaker 2: I'm almost positive I forgot to return and finish the story.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: I do it all the time. Chris, Okay, I'm getting better.

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Speaker 2: My focus is just stay focused. I'm getting a lot better.

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Speaker 2: It's funny Mike called in and brought it up, because

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Speaker 2: he's one hundred percent right. That was the story. I

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Speaker 2: knew i'd started one, and I knew I forgot where

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Speaker 2: I was going. Anyway. My only riff on the CCR

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Speaker 2: I heard it through the grapevine. Thing is, they made

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Speaker 2: the same mistake that so many other people make. Artists

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Speaker 2: will make this mistake all the time. Really creative people,

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Speaker 2: which I am not. You know, these people who can

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Speaker 2: write music and draw things and stuff like that. Really

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Speaker 2: creative people will do this all the time. They think

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Speaker 2: they think you want to hear him jam out on

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Speaker 2: the guitar. Look, I enjoyed the guitar as much as

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Speaker 2: the next man. Give me thirty second guitar solo. Maybe

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Speaker 2: maybe shred for a minute, something like that. Nobody wants

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Speaker 2: to hear you just go off on a six to

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Speaker 2: seven minute guitar solo. Nobody does. Nobody wants to go

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Speaker 2: hear that at all. No one's interested in that. But

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Speaker 2: the person, the people who think they are. It's always

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Speaker 2: the artist. No, no, no. And you know why, This

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Speaker 2: is why oftentimes live music sucks.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: I love going to live music. I love concerts, and

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Speaker 2: if there's a live but there's a place here locally

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Speaker 2: that does these big crawfish boils and they'll bring in

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Speaker 2: a live band and they're a good time. But if

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Speaker 2: you get a live music album of some kind, it

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Speaker 2: almost always sucks. Why because the band it'll be some

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Speaker 2: crappy band like the Dave Matthews Band or something like that,

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Speaker 2: and they'll say, hey, man, we should just let's go

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Speaker 2: on a guitar riff for ten minutes. That'll be cool. No,

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Speaker 2: it's not cool. It sucks. Just play the song there,

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Speaker 2: See Mike, what, Chris Well, I don't know why you're

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Speaker 2: shaking your head. I knew I would finish it eventually.

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Speaker 2: I knew I would come back around to it. Thanks Mike. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we'll get back to those in a second. Just once again,

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Speaker 2: remember the system is always lying to you, always manipulating you.

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Speaker 2: CBS Saturday Morning just ran a segment this is going

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Speaker 2: to NewsBusters about why you need to eat bugs, how

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Speaker 2: great it is to eat bugs. Have you noticed in

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Speaker 2: your magazines, on your television commercials. Have you noticed that

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Speaker 2: there has been a real elevation and the number of

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Speaker 2: bugs and why bugs are good and bugs are delicious

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Speaker 2: and there's so much protein and bugs and just eat

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Speaker 2: the cockroaches. That's not an accident. It's because they've declared

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Speaker 2: war on the beef industry and they intend to win

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Speaker 2: to be strong enough to fight against that stuff. Now

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Speaker 2: we'll be back with an email or two, maybe a

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Speaker 2: One more segment, Let's have some fun Hang on. It

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Speaker 2: is the Jesse Kelly Show Final segment of the Jesse

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Speaker 2: Kelly Show. You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow

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Speaker 2: dot com, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I just

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna play it again. This is Mark Hawk. His

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Speaker 2: crime was reading Bible versus singing worship songs at abortion clinics,

516
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Speaker 2: trying to save lives. All the local police departments refuse

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Speaker 2: to prosecute or do anything to Mark Hawk. This is

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Speaker 2: how the FBI treated it. I want you to know

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Speaker 2: that the.

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Speaker 1: Philippy p and the DA in Philadelphia, as well as

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Speaker 1: a civil fairs department, did not intend to prosecute.

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Speaker 2: They had no interest in that.

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Speaker 1: Five days later, this is twenty twenty two, I would

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Speaker 1: served a target letter on the same street corner with

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Speaker 1: my twelve year old boy twelve, a target letter that

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Speaker 1: I was a target of.

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Speaker 2: A federal indictment.

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Speaker 1: Fast forward to September twenty third, My attorneys reached out

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Speaker 1: stating that we would peacely present ourselves to the district.

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Speaker 1: There'll be no need to come out to his house

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Speaker 1: and disrupt his family and cause any trauma to them,

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Speaker 1: that he's a peaceful man. He will come in in

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Speaker 1: August of twenty twenty two, My attorney reached out to

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Speaker 1: me and says, have you heard from the assistant US attorney?

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Speaker 1: I said no, she won't return my phone calls. He says,

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Speaker 1: I said, well, maybe we'll just let sleeping dogs lie.

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Speaker 1: On September twenty third, my home was rated by ten

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Speaker 1: unmarked and marked units, state troopers federal law enforcement personnel.

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Speaker 1: I had five agents on my doorstep at six thirty

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Speaker 1: in the morning with long guns pointed at me and

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Speaker 1: my seven children. They banged on the door and they

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Speaker 1: said open up. They did not even declare who they

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Speaker 1: were that day. They didn't even ask me, could you

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Speaker 1: please open the door with the FBI. They just said

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Speaker 1: open up.

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Speaker 2: I went to the door.

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Speaker 1: I was up.

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Speaker 2: I said who is it. They said it's the FBI.

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Speaker 2: Open up.

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Speaker 1: So I opened up the door peacefully. I said, please

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Speaker 1: stay calm. I have seven babies in here. They pointed

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Speaker 1: m sixteen guns at me and my wife. My wife

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Speaker 1: comes down says, do you have a warrant for his arrest?

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Speaker 1: They said, we're taking him with or without a warrant.

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Speaker 1: My wife said you can't do that, that's kidnapping. We

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Speaker 1: proceeded to go into a four and a half month

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Speaker 1: trial that would as you know and have said previously,

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Speaker 1: that we were acquitted of but I was facing eleven

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Speaker 1: years in prison, and I had every prospect in my

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Speaker 1: heart that I would be in federal prison away from

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Speaker 1: my seven children.

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Speaker 2: The state troopers helped them. You know what I've and

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Speaker 2: saying about the state police. How your state police need

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Speaker 2: to stop cooperating with the FBI. Your state police need

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Speaker 2: to freeze out the FBI. State police need to kick

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Speaker 2: out the FBI. If you think that's too extreme, then

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Speaker 2: you don't understand where we're going. All right, Jesse, this

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Speaker 2: is an email. It's over. I appreciate your optimism and

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Speaker 2: understand why you have kids and it's your job. But

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Speaker 2: I think you know it. Our dollar is practically worthless.

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Speaker 2: Our citizen, our citizenship is becoming worthless. And unfortunately the

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Speaker 2: time for optimism has passed. I could say more, but

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Speaker 2: pithiness might be the best. God bless and godspeed. His

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Speaker 2: name is Adam trying to escape California. It's never over, Adam,

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Speaker 2: It's never over till it is. And let's say you're right,

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Speaker 2: because you could be what if the dollar is going

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Speaker 2: to collapse? And that very well could happen. What if

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Speaker 2: the federal government is just too big and too powerful

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Speaker 2: and the states won't stand up to it, and what

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Speaker 2: we're going to experience now for the next fifty years

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Speaker 2: in this country is just a complete well communist takeover.

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Speaker 2: What if you're right about that. Well, here's how I

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Speaker 2: view that. I have lived forty one years on this planet.

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Speaker 2: I've had many, many adventures. I should be dead several

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Speaker 2: times over. But for God's own grace, that's the only

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Speaker 2: reason I'm still here. I am not entitled to another

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Speaker 2: forty one years of living the way I lived my

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Speaker 2: last forty one years. People throughout the history of the

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Speaker 2: world have lived through horrible times, sometimes their whole life.

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Speaker 2: Think how many people look at the various periods of

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Speaker 2: time throughout history. Think how many people were born and

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Speaker 2: died under horrific regimes, horrific conditions. All they ever knew

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Speaker 2: was horrible. Think if you're a child, you're a child,

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Speaker 2: you're born in the Soviet Union in nineteen forty, nineteen forty,

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Speaker 2: you're born in the Soviet Union, and you live to

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Speaker 2: because of how everything degraded and then you die, well,

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Speaker 2: that person lived under horrific regimes their entire life. We

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Speaker 2: are not entitled to the same country we've always had.

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Speaker 2: We will either fight to preserve it or we will

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Speaker 2: lose it. But either way, it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: We don't get to choose, all right. You don't get

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Speaker 2: have ties to Hunter Biden's business deals. It's just so

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Speaker 2: wowd that this is already built in for you and

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Speaker 2: States of America is actually compromised by the Chinese Communist

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Speaker 2: Party direct financial links. Man, we're doing well. Consumer debt

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Speaker 2: passes seventeen trillion dollars for the first time despite a

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Speaker 2: slide and mortgage demand. I know people are trying to

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Speaker 2: All right, how a left wing activist group teamed up

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Speaker 2: This is what they do. They fully fund and staff

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Speaker 2: and a group you've never heard of, and then the

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Speaker 2: group you've never heard of does things you wouldn't even

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Speaker 2: think of. They're out there labbying big Pharma who will

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Speaker 2: work with the government, And soon you turn around and

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Speaker 2: your country's gone, and you wonder, what in the heck

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Speaker 2: how did that happen? Sorority sisters file lawsuit against Kapa

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Speaker 2: Kapa Gamma for allowing six foot two transidentified mail with

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to read the rest of that into

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Speaker 2: their wyoming sorority. One of these girls, their father is

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Speaker 2: a listener to the show. Father or mother I forget.

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Speaker 2: I am proud of these girls for fiving a lawsuit

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Speaker 2: that takes guts in this day and age. Good for them.

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Speaker 2: Let's hope they get this nutball swinging his way on

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Speaker 2: out the door. Remember you can email the show Jesse

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Speaker 2: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We will be back tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Not to brag in a knockout three days in a

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Speaker 2: row this week, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's

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