1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. One of 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: the most frustrating experiences anyone can have is when you're 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 1: stuck on the phone with a clueless customer service agent 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 1: clearly has no idea how to help you. Yeah, totally. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: The only thing worse than that is dealing with three 10 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: of them all in one call. How how do you 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 1: have three of them on the phone. Well, that's what 12 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: happens today when our own Jose Bolangos introduces three different 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: characters to a dude who just wants help with his 14 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: broken room. Buck. Yeah, it's yea doubt it's gonna be 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 1: very helpful. You'll hear how it went in your brand 16 00:00:52,479 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: new phone. Tap right now on the twenties. Hello, what what? 17 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 1: Hello there? This is Ric calling from our robot and boy, 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: I tell you I am looking to speak with a 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: miss Tyler please yep, that's me. Well there, Tyler, we 20 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,639 Speaker 1: got your email and one of them thanking ma jiggers 21 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: that you bought from us is having some sort of 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 1: a malfunction. Now that ain't right. Yeah, my uh, my 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: girlfriend bought one of your robot vacuums for me, look 24 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: about a month ago, and it just stopped picking up 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: a robot vacuum. I think I found your issue. Friend. 26 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: You're from the future. No, what are you talking about? 27 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: I'm just yanking you. That's a big rig Does you 28 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: can call me Big Rick by the way if you like, Yeah, 29 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna call you Big Rick. Well, okay, there, Tyler, 30 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: no problem if I'm gonna be honest with you though, 31 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: that technology is a little too advanced for me, so 32 00:01:53,200 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: let's just transfer over to someone that can help. Uh. Okay, Hello, 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: who does my name is Tyler? All about my vacuum? 34 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: You're a block weight of vacuum from the future. Uh, 35 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a future vacuum. It's just 36 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: a room books like what do you guys currently sell? 37 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: Huh We'll see about that, mate. Let me know what 38 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: seems to be the problem. Yeah, basically it just doesn't 39 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: pick up anything. And I've only had it like a 40 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: month on nate to tell you something. Okay, I don't 41 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: like the sound of your voice. What are you talking about? 42 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: Your voice? It's all quickly and irritating, like a like 43 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: a warrius in a mine shaft. And listen. I'm getting 44 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: a little bit annoyed with what's going on here, So 45 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: am I gonna have to put you on hold real quick. 46 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 1: I was just on hold before. Boy said, old God, 47 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: this is Rolando. How may I be of assistance? Well, 48 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: this is You're like the third guy I've talked to 49 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: you about fixing my eye roomba vacuum? What's going on here? 50 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: I apologize, my friend, good thing. I am intimately familiar 51 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: with this. How do you say roomba? Oh my god? 52 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: What sames to baby? Probably my girlfriend bought me one 53 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: of these eye room babs and I need to know 54 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 1: why it doesn't suck and I need to get it fixed. 55 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: Like this is crazy. Let us fix it together. Do 56 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: you have it near you? Are you holding it close 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: to your body? Close to my body? No, it's on 58 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: the ground next to me or it should be oh 59 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:49,119 Speaker 1: p perfect? Okay, So first, what is her name? Are 60 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: you asking my name or the name of the roomba? 61 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: What is her name. I don't name the vacuum. Oh 62 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: that is part of the problem, my friend. You must 63 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: give her name. Let us all her for now days, 64 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: which means not the suction flowery languages with first, gently 65 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: place Desiree on her back and slowly, but sensually pull 66 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: out her dust, being the thing that picks up the dust. Oh, jess, 67 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: and tell me if it's making any sounds as you 68 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: open it. It's off. It's not doing anything. It's off. Okay, 69 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,559 Speaker 1: Now take one finger and deep it in your mouth. 70 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm not licking my finger and putting it in the vacuum. 71 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: What are you the stock of the room? I must 72 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: I am feeling very flushed. I must go place all No, 73 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: I need to fix the v geez who days. This 74 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: is Tyler, the same guy you talked to five minutes ago. 75 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: Oh it's a Warris guy again. No, no, no, wait, wait, god, 76 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: w what hello there? I would I would I would 77 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: love to order a number four please with extra bacon. 78 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: What is going on here? No, let me explain. Man. Look, 79 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: I'm Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in 80 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you. 81 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, your girlfriend set you up, man. 82 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: She said, you've been really upset about your room, but 83 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: it's broken apparently, so I decided to try to help 84 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: and throw a bunch of random voices at you. LUs. 85 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: I have to ask which one of the voices I 86 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: did did you hate the most. I guess the Spanish 87 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: guy that wanted to meet him stick my finger in 88 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: the vacuum. Could you please put back on the phone. 89 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: He would like to show her allay, a real man 90 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: can turn her. Please stop, she will cry, Rolando, Rolando, 91 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: and then she will pick up your crumbs from breakfast. 92 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: I wish this thing would pick up my god crumbs 93 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: every morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.