1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from Airlines Baggage 3 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: Recovery department. 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: Is this Meredith? 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yes, did you guys find my bag? 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: You're wondering if we found the luggage you lost? 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 3: Huh, well the luggage you lost, right, But yeah. 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 2: Well I guess yes, the airline did misplace your luggage. 9 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 2: But guess what, Meredith, And I've got your bag and 10 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: I'm ready to bring it to you. 11 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 3: Well, thank you. That is a huge relief. Thanks. 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,639 Speaker 1: I appreciate it's been tough. Are you on vacation? 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 3: I am. I am on a vacation missing my shame, 14 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 3: but I don't have anything to wear. 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: That's rough. 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 2: When you go on vacation, you die of your stuff, 17 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 2: you know. So I'm sorry about misplacing your bag. But 18 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 2: good news, We've got it and I am ready to 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 2: take it right to you so you can have your 20 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 2: vacation and not have to worry about your things. 21 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much. I really appreciate it. 22 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: Yep. 23 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 3: So what kind of information do you need to get 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 3: from me so I can get this today? 25 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: We all, I really need to know is one thing? 26 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 3: Okay, what's the thing? 27 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,839 Speaker 1: How bad do you want your lost luggage? 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 3: Pretty bad? It has everything? Yeah? 29 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 2: Are we talking five hundred dollars bad or fifteen hundred 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: dollars bad? 31 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 3: What do you mean? Is this like an insurance thing? 32 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 3: I don't understand what you're asking me. 33 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 2: Well, five hundred bucks it gets you the bag by 34 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: the end of the week. Fifteen hundred gets yet within 35 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 2: the hour. 36 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: Wait are you saying that? Is this what you're comtemplating 37 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 3: me for losing my bag? I don't understand. Are you 38 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 3: trying to bribe me to get my own belonging? It 39 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 3: was you lost my belongings? 40 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: Okay, well, technically I didn't lose it. The airline did. 41 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 1: But I am the courier and I. 42 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a representative of the airline, am I correct? 43 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: Yes? But also, guys got to okay. 44 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 3: And now you're trying to extort me for fifteen hundred 45 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 3: dollars to get back my back fifty hundred. 46 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: You're good for fifteen hundred. Then I heard say fifteen hundred. 47 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 3: No, I'm not good for fifteen hundred. Are you kidding 48 00:01:59,560 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 3: the right now? 49 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: If you're not good for fifteen hundred. Then now, I 50 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 2: guess we could do seven. I could get it to 51 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 2: you within a day and a half. How about that 52 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 2: hard bargain? 53 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 3: How about you give me my luggage that your airline lost, 54 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 3: and then I call the police and have you arrested 55 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 3: for extoring your customer. 56 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 2: Well, if it's about the money, I know you're good 57 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 2: for it. So well, yeah, I mean you got these 58 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: Louis Vuitton shoes. I know anybody who has that has 59 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 2: the money. I wasn't going to ask for too much 60 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 2: until I saw those. I was like, whoa, Hello, Okay, 61 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: Now let me get this straight. 62 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 3: So, not only are you extorting me to get back 63 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 3: my belongings that your airline lost, You've now gone through 64 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 3: my things. You've gone through my suitcase, and you're bribing 65 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 3: me because I have designer clothes in my suitcase. 66 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: It'll be another two hundred dollars for me to take 67 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: the shoes off. 68 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 3: Excuse me? Yeah, are you wearing my shoes right now? 69 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,959 Speaker 3: This is instane. You've gone through my luggage, you are 70 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 3: wearing my belongings, and now you are extorting me to 71 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 3: get my things back. You're probably stretching out my shoes. 72 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 3: You sound like a man. You're sitting in my lady 73 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 3: dive six slides. I don't really fully understand. 74 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: I am a man, but I got lady feet so 75 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 2: they fit right in. Do you want the bag or not? 76 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 3: Yes? I want my bag. I want all of my belongings. 77 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 3: And you better believe I'm going to be writing a 78 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 3: police report and going through everything and one thing is missing. 79 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 3: I'm taking you to court and I'm not paying fifteen 80 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 3: hundred dollars. I'm not paying up. Tenny. You are bringing 81 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 3: my dad to my hotel right now for I am 82 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 3: calling the cops and this is going to be a 83 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 3: much bigger issue. Now, which way do you want it 84 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 3: to be? 85 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 2: Well, I just want to tell you that this is 86 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 2: actually a prank phone call. This is Jewel from the 87 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you and your 88 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 2: boyfriend Doug set you up. 89 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: What yeah, Joe, Oh my god. He wanted me to 90 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: tell you that it's a joke. 91 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 2: The airline got ahold of them today and they have 92 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 2: your bag and it'll be there this afternoon, but he 93 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you first. 94 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 3: Oh that's ample 95 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewble phone pranks.