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Speaker 1: the problem that Chris Evans is having is not lack

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Speaker 1: says tire aisle, and you got to go up and down,

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Speaker 1: over again. The best solution settle for oates. This is

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Speaker 1: why nobody wants us to read their commercial. So Chris

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Speaker 1: like a Friday night, he'll find his perfect series, you know, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You get the impression that he's a guy who really

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Speaker 1: What am I doing? What? I'm not here like posting

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Speaker 1: Evans could really use my help in the romance department.

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Speaker 1: from this. Well, welcome back to the show. Yeah. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm Eli, I'm Diana. We never introduced ourselves anymore. You

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Speaker 1: that led to a Guinness World Record being set in

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Speaker 1: in the super spreader event of the century. But that

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Speaker 1: got us Curry, is you know what other Guinness World

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Speaker 1: And we looked, and there are there are some very

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Speaker 1: Eli and Diana got some stories to tell. There's no matchmaking,

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Speaker 1: There anybody got a Hugh Beaver? Read Hugh Beavers anyway,

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Speaker 1: ice no his proposal. Well, but about five months later,

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00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: Lauren was at her cousin's wedding. Near the end of

424
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: the night, you know, the bride, everyone gathers around. The

425
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: bride throws the bouquet overhead, everybody want it PLoP. It

426
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: landed right in Lauren's arm. She'd been thinking about David

427
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: a lot and second guessing turning him down because I

428
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: guess Phil Collins was run off doing his thing wherever

429
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 1: he was. She's like, somebody needs to treat me like

430
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: the queen that I am, right, So anyway, this bouquet

431
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: just felt like a sign, and according to bridal guide

432
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: dot Com, the next day, Lauren passed David a little

433
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: handwritten note and he opened it up and it said, quote,

434
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: if you still want to marry me, please ask me again.

435
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: And he dropped down to one knee right there and

436
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: asked her again. That's set. She should have just asked him, though,

437
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: but no, she she wanted that moment. She was like,

438
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: she was regretting that she didn't say yes, and she's like, Okay,

439
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: you know what I sucked up? Proposed to me again?

440
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: If you want to do it again, I want to

441
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: say yes, this time, I get it. I think that's sweet,

442
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: that's fair. I'll say, a handwritten note can go a

443
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: long way. Oh yeah. I knew a girl who was

444
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: a hostess at this restaurant I worked at, and she

445
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,479
Speaker 1: was really into this server that worked there. And one

446
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: day he's working and he said, she tapped him, you

447
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: dropped this, And she took a little piece of paper

448
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: from her and he thought I had fallen out of

449
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: a server book. Opens it up, and she said, go

450
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: out on a date with me. It was like just

451
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: her phone number, go out on a date with me.

452
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: And they have two kids. Now I'm just telling you

453
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: the role of story is they have two kids. Wonderful.

454
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: So on May six they got married for the first

455
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: time into Panga Canyon in California. But the very next

456
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: day they had to go to Chicago and have a

457
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: church wedding with their families because David's family was like,

458
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: I ain't getting on a plane for no body or nothing.

459
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: And so they already had had two weddings at that point.

460
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: And then on their honeymoon, which they took to Las Vegas,

461
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: they had a coupon for a free wedding, so they decided, well,

462
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: let's not waste this, and they went ahead and got

463
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: married a third time while they were on their honeymoon

464
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: from their second wedding within within a week. This is

465
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: like May six was their first wedding and I think

466
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: May twelve was their wedding in Vegas. Wow, that's funny.

467
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: Times in a week. So they get home from their

468
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: honeymoon and they're kind of joking around and they're like, gee,

469
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's a Guinness record for like the

470
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: most times getting married, And sure enough there was. The

471
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: record was set at fifty eight vow renewals from another couple.

472
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: I could not find their names anywhere. That's too bad.

473
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: I'm very interested, I know. But from this point they

474
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: decided that they were going to renew their vows over

475
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: and over again, and like, let's break this record. We're

476
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: all we already got a head start, like we're three

477
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: two ahead of most people exactly. So they picked out

478
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: special days, like nearly every Valentine's Day they would do it.

479
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes Christmas they would do it. They even had ceremonies

480
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: on either side of midnight by one minute at New

481
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: Year's one time get married, very last thing, and the

482
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: very first thing of the year, we get married. And

483
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: since two thousand one hit, they made sure to marry

484
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: any time that the month, date and year matched up,

485
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: so like January one, two thousand one, February second, two

486
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: thousand two, and so on. You know, July seven, two seven,

487
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: you get it all the way up through twelve. Nice.

488
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: And they've also gotten married on every numbered day, like

489
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: so they've been married on twelve at some point, They've

490
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: been married on eight at some point, no matter the month.

491
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: So they consider every day of the year to be

492
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: an anniversary because they can say, oh, it's been this

493
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: long since we got married on this day day. Yeah, well,

494
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: I guess on the plus side, you can never forget it, true,

495
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: you just always just pick one and you're like, today's

496
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: a day. I'll really do it up. On the minus side,

497
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: like how many you run out of the list on

498
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: what anniversary you're at? What's the three thousand, six hundred

499
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: and seventy fifth anniversary. I'm just looking around the room popcorn.

500
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: Six months later, it's like, that's the pencils anniversary. It's

501
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: the anniversary of endless voids. I got you an endless void.

502
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: Another that does take a lot of planning. You got

503
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: a picture their calendar finder that they have where they're like, Okay,

504
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: we've got every leap day. We want to get every mike. Yeah,

505
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: we want to get every day of the year that

506
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: matches up the day and out in all these different days.

507
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: Like they must have to really like post it note

508
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: it a little bit to get that make sure they

509
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: get what they want. But it's not all about the

510
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: record breaking that's motivating them. Lauren said that a lot

511
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: of it is because of the long term relationships that

512
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: they've both been in the past that didn't work out,

513
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: and now they felt like they were so meant for

514
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: each other that they quote wanted to continually share that

515
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: vow experience. She told Guinness, quote I love to look

516
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: into David's eyes as he is repeating his vows. I

517
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: know that this man will love me until the day

518
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: I die. Of course, David will tell you he does

519
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: it for the honeymoons. Now, that is enticing. If we're

520
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: gonna have a honeymoon every renewal, that's pretty dope. We've

521
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: said that a few times ourselves. Let's just do our

522
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: wedding again so we can take another other big honeymoon

523
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 1: so true, but I don't think we could convinced that

524
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: many people to donate to our think it would be

525
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: less generous the second time round, to be scaled down.

526
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: I think they would immediately catch on it wouldn't be

527
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: the third or fourth wedding or people like, wait a second,

528
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: it would be the second. Well, and I do think

529
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: that's very cute. That's kind of nice to just constantly

530
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: be reminding each other of what you're promising each other

531
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: and your daily commitment to a lifelong thing. Is that

532
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: that makes a little sense. There is a pretty extensive

533
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: list of their renewals up to the one hundred and

534
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: seventh on the Daily Mail, and they usually renew a

535
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: few times a year. There's none in what happened in

536
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: It's like the yeah for the runners. Maybe every couples

537
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: like you just always have to take one year break

538
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: so that one day when you inevitably get covered by

539
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: some podcasts somewhere, they have a little something to talk about.

540
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: They did it for us, well, thank you, Lauren and David.

541
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I like to think the world revolves around me and

542
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: mine Right right now, weddings thirty one through fifty two,

543
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: we're all in the year two thousands, So at that

544
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: point you can tell they're really trying to get the

545
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: record in. Yeah, I mean, because they're trying to break

546
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: fifty eight. And it really is like you look at

547
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: their full list of weddings and it's like to this

548
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: year three, that year one, some years none in you know,

549
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: ninety five or whatever, and then the year two thousand,

550
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: it's just constant, like multiple times. It's like twenty one times.

551
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: That's more than one a month. And on February of

552
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: two thousand one, they broke the record and they had

553
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: their fifty ninth thou renewal at the Serendipity three coffee

554
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: shop in New York City. Lauren said, quote, we had

555
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: to get married four times in four days in order

556
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: to break the record on Valentine's Day, which does make

557
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: me second guess the thing you mentioned earlier about how

558
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: organized they have to be, because they clearly were like, oh, ship,

559
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: we're not there yet. We have to get married four times.

560
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: I know. Maybe they started out real organized and they

561
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: had like a really serious idea about which to do

562
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: it on and stuff, and they realized, like, you know what,

563
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: we just got to get this done. Every day special

564
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: alright ya. Now, apparently these weddings have all been pretty

565
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: cheap too, because that was a big question I had.

566
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: But they said they're most expensive was when they went

567
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: to Graceland. It was their wedding, and they paid three bucks.

568
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: Usually they just dropped like a hundred bucks to rent

569
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: a little chapel somewhere, quick in and out. They're not

570
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: big lavish weddings. Um, they never had any kids, so

571
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: they said they've got spare time and they don't mind

572
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: spending the money and they get to go all over.

573
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: Their fiftieth wedding was on the set of Romeo and

574
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: Juliette at Nashville's Performing Arts Center. I love that Romeo

575
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: and Juliette is such a romantic icon. It ends terribly

576
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: like it's like when people play, um, what's the song

577
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: they play I'll be watching you at their first dance.

578
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: I heard Sting and an interview talk about this. He's like,

579
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't know why people play I'll be watching you

580
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: at their weddings. It's about a stalker. It's not a

581
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: love song. It's not you should not be watching her right, Um.

582
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: But these two have also been married in Nevada several times.

583
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: They got married once in Cape Cod. I'm sure it

584
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: was beautiful. They've also been married in Scotland and London,

585
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: and in fact, they were the first couple to ever

586
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: get married at the hard Rock Cafe London. Wow. See

587
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: a couple of records broken. Yeah, anyway, they made real

588
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: names for themselves now. Their original goal was to get

589
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: to a hundred val renewals, which they did on October

590
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: two when they got married at the hard Rock Cafe

591
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: in Honolulu, Hawaii. They love the hard Rock Cafe. I

592
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: guess they're she likes musicians at right, So maybe it's like,

593
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: well and it's like, you know, you probably don't have

594
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: to like rent out the whole venue, and so they

595
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: probably just did it like before dinner, you just find

596
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: an efficient Okay, great. Well, since then they've slowed down some,

597
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: but they still mark special occasions with a vour duel

598
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: and they say they're just like any other married couple,

599
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: despite their constant reminder that they're married. Af they do

600
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: fight sometimes and Lauren says, quote, oh, we just have

601
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: this thing of well, find then I'm not going to

602
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: marry you again, and I can always hold that over

603
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: his head. Yeah, Well that's cute. That's cute. I mean,

604
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: that's a that's a cool little project to kind of

605
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: be like a reason to go somewhere, you know, pick

606
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: a destination for a trip and stuff. The last number

607
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: I saw was a hundred and nine, and that was

608
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: like in twenty sixteen or so. Um, so that's the

609
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 1: last time anybody wrote an article about them. I hope

610
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: they're still out there going for it. Like they said,

611
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 1: they were born around nineteen fifty, they're like in their

612
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: early seventies now, hopefully still out there. Yeah, that's doing

613
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: their thing. Yeah, I mean it's a bit much for me.

614
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: I would love a vow renewal now and again. It

615
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: sounds nice, but I'd be worried about it kind of

616
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: losing its ch. I was about to say that would

617
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: be the only thing is especially like like thinking about

618
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: the one that's one minute apart on New Year's did

619
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: you change what you said or what the offician said,

620
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: or do you have some like I'll say that the

621
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: just to answer that. They did say in one article

622
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: that the efficient always writes their vows for them, so

623
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: they like, you know, when they when they hire someone,

624
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: they said, we want you to do it, so they said,

625
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: some of them have come up with some great, wonderful

626
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: Blacky's any things that they've Okay, well that's cool. So

627
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: it's not always the same words and stuff. Well that's

628
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: something at least I guess you could, you could keep

629
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: keep it fresh in that way. But I kind of agree.

630
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: I love having a vow renew will be like it's

631
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: been twenty years, it's been fifty years, and we want

632
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: to blow out again and and tell everyone how much

633
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: how committed we still are. Like it feels so powerful

634
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: and impactful and it's that special. But I guess it's

635
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: you know, special Guinness World record and it stays special

636
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: to them, so hey, more power to Yeah, I'm pretty

637
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: impressed by these two. They committed to the bit, that's

638
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: for sure. They committed to the bit, and you know what,

639
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: they set up their life exactly how they want to

640
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: and right, that's all we can do. That's all anyone

641
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: can do. Well, we're going to take a quick break

642
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: so that you can renew your vows to these products

643
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: and services and we will be right back after this.

644
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show. All right, So we have

645
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: covered two very important aspects of lasting relationships. Weddings, and

646
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: running really fast. But now it's time for us to

647
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: get into some record breaking smooches. First off is the

648
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: Guinness World Record for the longest kiss ever, straight long

649
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: guess lasting kiss, and this was broken by a married

650
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: couple named Eachai and Laksana Tieran rat. Want you to

651
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: go ahead and guess how long you think this kiss?

652
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: Wise listeners at home, just think to yourself, how long

653
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: could the longest kiss possibly be? Fifteen minutes? Minutes? You

654
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: think you'd go for like two whole hours. Well, I'm sorry, friends,

655
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: but this kiss lasted a grand total of fifty eight hours,

656
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes and fifty eight seconds. That is almost

657
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: two and a half literal days. Was this one of

658
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: these couples like Lauren and David who just set out

659
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: to break the record. Did these guys just really really

660
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: like each other and they couldn't help it, or maybe

661
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: it's just one of those like you hang up, no,

662
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: you hang up, things like no, you stop kissing me, No,

663
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: you stop kissing me. I'm not stopping until you stop,

664
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: And it just kept going and everyone knows someone has

665
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: slapped him. Be forty eight hours, that is true. There

666
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: was a Buffy episode where they had a demon and

667
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: trapped them in like a sexy time and I think

668
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: she and her guy at the time had sex for

669
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: like twenty four hours or something crazy in that episode.

670
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a demon. That's my guess. There's a

671
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: demon nearby trapped them in something just like that Buffy episode.

672
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: I appreciate you taking that big of a swing, but

673
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: it was not any of those things. In fact, this

674
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: was a dedicated contest. Yes, this was in Thailand and

675
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: it was sponsored by Ripley's believe it or not. Believe

676
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 1: it or not, the couple had to stay lip locked continuously,

677
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: no breaks, no sleep. Oh god, that sounds dangerous. Honestly,

678
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: they had to stand on their feet the whole time.

679
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 1: Standing for fifty eight hours might be oh my god,

680
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: a record all, but that's a hard back. It's hurt

681
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: and just thinking about it. Also, they had to eat

682
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: and for staws while they were kissing each other, and

683
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: they had Can you imagine there's no way there's not

684
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: some passing. There's some back and forth going on there.

685
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: I hope you're not eating while you're listening to this episode.

686
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: That's that's too late. Sorry. They even had to go

687
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: to the bathroom together and keep their faces smoothed while

688
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: they did their business. Oh my god. Which also I

689
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: feel like that means someone had to watch them forty

690
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: eight hours, No, while they were using the bathroom, right, like,

691
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: how do you monitor that? Maybe they just held up

692
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: a sheet or something so their faces were still up.

693
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: That's probably what they did, right like, because you could

694
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: put up a shield. But still that's like uncomfortable. They're

695
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: still down. No, you have to squat together, squad together together.

696
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 1: Do you think they set up two special toilets facing

697
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: each other. I do not know how that. Honestly, I

698
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: don't want to own no one right in speculation station

699
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: is closed for maintenance. You'll not be trying to be

700
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: not interested. They were pitted against eight other couples, and

701
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: the second place team were these two men who had

702
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: won the contest the year prior, but this year one

703
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: of them fainted and collapsed two minutes before and Lixana

704
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: stopped their kiss, which I feel like as soon as

705
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: he collapsed, I would have been like, m hmmm, oh

706
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: he's down, he's down, we can stop, like, but they

707
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: kept it going for two minutes more minutes. That's really

708
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: committed because You've got to set the record as long

709
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: as you can, no matter how many, because it's harder

710
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: for someone else to break next time. You're like, then

711
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: I don't have to play next year. I'll never kiss

712
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: you again. An event organizer is quoted in the Hindustan

713
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: Times saying, quote, they were very exhausted because they did

714
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: not sleep for two and a half days. They had

715
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: to stay and all the time, so they were very weak.

716
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: There's this video on It's a YouTube channel called fast

717
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: the Latest News, and it shows people it's a video

718
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: of this contest, and it shows people passing out and

719
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: being carried away in wheelchairs. And the guy from that

720
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: couple who passed out and collapsed from the from the

721
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: final two, they showed his boyfriend down in the ground

722
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: like trying to wake him up with smelling salts. P

723
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: hardcore contests. Yeah, well, I mean again, just the fact

724
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: of standing and not being able to eat real food

725
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: for that long, Like that's very tough on your body. Yeah,

726
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: and I guess I don't know are they outside are

727
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: they inside? Inside? It's like in a mall, there's a

728
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: ton of people watching, people gathered around. Yeah, vibe Yeah,

729
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: and as people literally drop they just like carry him away.

730
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: It's wild. Ultimately, they won a hundred thousand BOT, which

731
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: checking hair calculating is thirty three hundred dollars US. Not bad,

732
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: and they got a diamond ring worth about half that.

733
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: And of course these are Guinness World Record breakers and

734
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: very frequently these people are out there doing this over

735
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: and over again, breaking their own records, and that's exactly

736
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: what happened with these two. Well they're the only people

737
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: with the training. Yeah yeah, right, Like last year, I

738
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: stood for fifty eight hours and I can do it

739
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: for but uh, previous years they won a similar cash prizes.

740
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: I know it was a hundred thousand BOT the previous

741
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: time they won. They also want a diamond ring each time,

742
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: so you' know, not a bad little chunk of change.

743
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 1: They also broke the record inn with a forty six

744
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: hour kiss and that was the time they beat the

745
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: previous record of thirty two hours, which was set by

746
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: a German couple named Nicole Matovik and Christina Reinhardt. It

747
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: doesn't appear that this record has been broken since, so

748
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of anybody out there, it's got a few

749
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 1: days to spare. You know, you're trying to kill some time.

750
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: Maybe go win yourself a couple of thousand bucks. You know,

751
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: thank you. Well, I wasn't asking you just check. I'm

752
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: not volunteering. I'm just saying, y'all go for it now.

753
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: The Hingston Times article said that after quote, organizers said

754
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: they did not plan to hold another competition next year

755
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: after three straight years of beating the record in Thailand,

756
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: they will wait for a challenge in another country. Wow,

757
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: They're like, somebody step to me. That's worthy and maybe

758
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: I'll come out of retirement. All right, we'll hold your

759
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: breath because this one is the longest kiss ever done underwater.

760
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: This was an Italian couple who managed to suck face

761
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: while holding their breath for a full three minutes and

762
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: four seconds. Now, this is the record for in apnea,

763
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: which means they were completely unaided in their breathing and

764
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: they just held their branch while they were kissing, which

765
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: is only Italians. You know. Times like I will kiss

766
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: you here there everyone, and I don't need to come

767
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: up for air. I can handle it. I've been up

768
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: practicing for this in my whole life. Now. This was

769
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: also a contest. It was held in March of in

770
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: Rome and It was part of an Italian TV show

771
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: called Lo Show Record or the Show of Records. You know,

772
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: they're like, it's in the name. There's a video on

773
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: the Guinness World Records Twitter page from July and you

774
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: see the two couples dropped into a tank and they

775
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: mashed their faces together and they just hold it there.

776
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 1: So I guess not a lot of technique going into

777
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: these kisses. Yes, it's mostly just like just slip on lips. Yes,

778
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: the technique is not in the kiss, it is in

779
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: the the underwater nous of it, like you see. I mean,

780
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: these people are obviously swimmers. They got like tight swimmers bodies,

781
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: and they're wearing tiny little speedos and I think they're

782
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: in weight belts because they're staying at the bottom of

783
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: the tank. And there's like the video shows close ups

784
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: of their stomachs at like the two and a half

785
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: three minute mark, and you can see these like weird

786
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: undulating movements that their stomachs are doing. And I'm like,

787
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's part of the technique or

788
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: if that's just like your body wanting to tell you

789
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: to get the hell out of the wall. Yeah, So

790
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: it looks so uncomfortable, but these are very dispassionate kisses, okay,

791
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: and not a lot of tonguing anything going on now.

792
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: The winners were Michelle Fuguarino and Elisa Lazzarini, and as

793
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: far as we can tell, they just won medals, congratulations

794
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: and a certificate from the Guinness World Records, So no

795
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: cash involved in this particular contest, just just glory and fame,

796
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: just for the cloud. It did it for the Graham.

797
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: But it's not technically the longest underwater kiss ever because

798
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: the longest one used mouth to mouth breathing, so there's

799
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: was the longest holding your breath, but in this one,

800
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: they would breathe back and forth to each other. Sounds

801
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: worse to me that they lasted twenty minutes and eleven seconds,

802
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: so mouth to mouth breathing, one's breathing into another's mouth,

803
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: back and forth. Carbon dioxide and not oxygen. I mean

804
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: I very briefly glanced at this because I was like,

805
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: can you just breathe back and forth to people and

806
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: keep them good underwater? And they were like, for a

807
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: little bit, you kind of little because you don't use

808
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: very much of the oxygen that you breathe in. You know,

809
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: when you expel, you know, more carbon dioxide and oxygen,

810
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: but apparently it's like finding a pinch. These people did

811
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: it for twenty minutes. But I'll say this one is

812
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 1: a super mystery to me because on the Guinness World

813
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: Records website where they list this record, it says this

814
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: all happened in Freiburg, Germany, on March eighteenth, two thousand twelve,

815
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: and the record was set by Nicolay Linder and that's it.

816
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: They don't list a second name. So I'm like, who

817
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: was Nikolay kissing? Who was breathing air to them? What? Right?

818
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: Was it some some someone who can't be named because

819
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: they're like the deep, Like they're an underwater breather, so

820
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: they have an endless supply of oxygen? Yeah? Was it

821
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: like a blowfish speculation station? It was a blowfish? Well,

822
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I saw one page said, oh,

823
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: the other person at the party requested not to be named.

824
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, who would request not to be named and

825
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: breaking Againness World record? Unless speculation station. They shouldn't have

826
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: been kissing Nikolay. They didn't want their spouse to know

827
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: that they were underwater. Some breath back and forth with Nikolai.

828
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: Probably it now or yes, that's probably what it is.

829
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 1: They were like, listen, there's some just my husband slash wife.

830
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: They don't have diving interests like I do, and they're

831
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: always on me about spending time when I diving friends. Look,

832
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. My wife was like,

833
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: you've got to stop swapping breaths with people onto water.

834
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: I am jealous. You have to respect my jealousy. I

835
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: don't know why. She sounds like dr scratch and sniff

836
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: on the side, like your arms were kimbo. Also very

837
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: import I'm very upset. I don't care how many records

838
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: you broke. You are done with thus diving. All right, listen,

839
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: since we're underwater, let's just squeeze one more record breaking

840
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: wedding in before we come up for air. All right.

841
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: This was the largest wedding ever held underwater. So this

842
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: was the Polish couple Avis Toronska and Pavoo Brookowski who

843
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: held their wedding at the bottom of a lake. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like an accident. It does sound like an accident,

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Speaker 1: like they drove their car back accident off of phone. No,

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Speaker 1: we have to hold our wedding at the bottom of lake,

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Speaker 1: like I'd marry you anywhere, darling, even at the bottom

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Speaker 1: of a lake. Well, good news, blug glug. Look that's

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Speaker 1: where we're headed now. These two were licensed divers, okay,

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Speaker 1: so that makes sense. Uh. They went to the Caparky

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Speaker 1: Diving base in Poland in and held a wedding with

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Speaker 1: three hundred and three other divers, which helped me a

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Speaker 1: lot because I initially was like, well, I can't go

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Speaker 1: to your wedding if it's a pot of a lake.

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Speaker 1: There's no chance for me to witness your union. But

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Speaker 1: of course divers, certainly no other divers, and they're like, awesome,

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Speaker 1: we got to the school, was invited, right, surely Mann

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Speaker 1: and three. That's a lot of people. Now. The whole

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Speaker 1: ceremony lasted about eighteen minutes and they're efficient. Was a

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Speaker 1: Catholic diving priest. The Catholic Church just has a priest.

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Speaker 1: They can do everything. They every interest, yeah, well at

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Speaker 1: least every every element. They've got a fire priest, they've

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Speaker 1: got a water priest. Where's the last hairbender? Catholic issue?

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Speaker 1: That is not with the last hairbender? Face that not

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Speaker 1: at all, not even clothes, so this Catholic diving priest

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Speaker 1: communicated with them through sign language. I just really like

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Speaker 1: how you're saying Catholic diving priest, Like that's the a

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Speaker 1: Catholic priest who dives you a title a diving priest,

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Speaker 1: Like that's the specific part of the Bible that he

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Speaker 1: focuses on the Book of Diving. Sorry, continue, it's too good.

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Speaker 1: This Catholic diving priest commune indicated with them through sign

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Speaker 1: language and also pre written signs while everyone else just watched.

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Speaker 1: So they all, I guess, knew what was happening, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they had to still say everything they needed to say

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Speaker 1: and make it very moving and loving. They had cards

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Speaker 1: printed out that said like I do on them already say,

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00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: would just hold those up that kind of thing? That's cute, yeah, cute, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would kind of give a cartoon effect to me,

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Speaker 1: Like like, that was the largest wedding ever held underwater,

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Speaker 1: and I look forward to hearing about whoever tries to

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Speaker 1: break that record. I guess yeah, I mean that's a

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Speaker 1: lot of people again three three, But I'll tell you

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00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: what the whole wedding ceremony was eighteen minutes. Well, Nikolai

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Speaker 1: Linder and their their secret. Someone else could have been

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00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: kissing that whole time, and then some without no diving equipment.

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00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: Now did Eva and Pavao have a kiss? Uh? You

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Speaker 1: know they didn't see if they had a k I'm

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00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: sure it wasn't worth mentioning is because they didn't mouth breathe.

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Speaker 1: They just swap at their mouthpiece. Ross. That's so much

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Speaker 1: worse for some reason, I don't know why. It's like,

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00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: it's literally kiss to you all day, but I don't

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00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: want to use your toothbrush. Well, and beyond that, it's

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Speaker 1: literally getting rinsed off as you pass it from yourself

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Speaker 1: to the other person because you're deep underwater. No less

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Speaker 1: well lake water, oh, lakewater than definitely some bacteria in

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Speaker 1: there that I know none of us understand. Well, I

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Speaker 1: think that's all of the Guinness World Record romance things

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00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: we can cram into one episode, But there are off

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Speaker 1: the deep end, hey you go, there are plenty more.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I even have a bunch that are just

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Speaker 1: X records. Yea, So maybe we'll do an after dark

902
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Speaker 1: version of the record breaking episode. But hey, let us know,

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Speaker 1: are you a Guinness World Record holder? Can you? I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to encourage any of you to try

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Speaker 1: and beat any of these records. Don't try these at home.

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Speaker 1: I don't want people passing out trying to kiss for

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Speaker 1: seventy hours straight or um or renewing their vows. I

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Speaker 1: mean you can go ahead, and I don't think that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can get hurt doing that. Yeah,

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00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: you know what, go for it. Let me know if

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00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna unless you're dragging yourself into debt for it.

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00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: That's the only way you could really hurt yourselves. No,

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Speaker 1: find those hundred dollar chapels, right, or like give your

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Speaker 1: friend to get a certificate online and then you just

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Speaker 1: buy him a beers do it at the place. Boom,

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Speaker 1: You're done. Sounds good. Is there any paperwork involved with renewals?

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Speaker 1: Do you have to file? I don't know. I think

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Speaker 1: it's all. I don't think so. I think it's all.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. So it really could be that simple.

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Speaker 1: That's how they got married to, right, So it's just

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Speaker 1: like a simple little thing. I mean, they haven't efficient,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know if they file anything, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know either. Whatever, let us know, have you renewed

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Speaker 1: your vows? What it go like? Tell us what you

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Speaker 1: thought of this episode. Tell us ideas you have for

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Speaker 1: future episodes coming up, and we will do them. Love

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Speaker 1: hearing from you. Riddick Romance at gmail dot com or

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Speaker 1: we're on Twitter and Instagram. I'm at Dynamite Boom and

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Speaker 1: I'm at Oh Great. It's Eli and the show is

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Speaker 1: that Riddick Romance. I can't wait to see you all

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Speaker 1: at the next one. Thanks for being here today and

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Speaker 1: we love you by so long. Friends, It's time to go.

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