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Speaker 2: Its tears right, you got the lashes are on the floor.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this this show is completely off the rails.

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Speaker 1: Not not that any of them are really professional, but

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Speaker 1: this one certainly isn't. But I suppose we'll do this.

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Speaker 1: Kiki Touch Kiki, if you would please on your birthday show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all rise for the honorable Kika League take it away please.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into the courtroom.

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Speaker 3: It says Kiki, Am I wrong for pepper spraying my

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Speaker 3: coworkers for giving me a change? I was like, we

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Speaker 3: got bear maze is about.

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Speaker 1: One of them. They're getting the prong removed right now.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be fine. The paramedics say that they'll recovery

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Speaker 1: in no time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's get down of business. All I'm done.

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Speaker 2: I'm done, all right, it says a Kiki.

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Speaker 3: I hosted Thanksgiving for the first time this year and

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Speaker 3: told everyone to arrive at two pm.

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Speaker 2: I even sent reminders.

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Speaker 3: Well, at eleven forty six am, my doorbell rings and

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Speaker 3: it's my brother, his wife and their three kids. Kiki,

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Speaker 3: I'm still in my pajamas. Nothing's ready. I'm cooking and cleaning.

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Speaker 3: At the same time, I opened the door, like, what

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Speaker 3: are y'all doing here? My sister in law says, well,

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Speaker 3: we had a two hour drive, so we wanted to

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Speaker 3: beat the traffic and help you set up.

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Speaker 2: Except they didn't help me at all.

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Speaker 3: My brother immediately turned on football at full valume. The

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Speaker 3: kids are running around, and my sister in law kept

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Speaker 3: asking for snack and taste tests. Then she knocked over

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Speaker 3: a full bowl of gravy trying to help herself to

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Speaker 3: an unfinished scharcuterie board.

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Speaker 2: That's when I snapped.

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Speaker 3: I said, this would not have happened if y'all had

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Speaker 3: showed up when I asked you to be here. The

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Speaker 3: rest of the day was awkward from that moment. And

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Speaker 3: my mom says, I overreacted and I need to be

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Speaker 3: more prepared.

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Speaker 2: Am I wrong?

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Speaker 1: Girl? Okay, I have some thoughts with Kiki.

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Speaker 3: Please, guys, we have to follow invitation rules, very simple.

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Speaker 2: It's right there in the script.

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Speaker 3: I need you to be there at two pm, not

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Speaker 3: one fifty nine, not one fifty.

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Speaker 2: Six, two pm.

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Speaker 3: I hate when someone arrives to my events early, Like,

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Speaker 3: what are you trying to do?

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Speaker 1: Early?

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Speaker 2: Is crazy? You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Unless I ask you to be here to help me

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Speaker 3: decorate or something, why are you here just in the way?

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Speaker 3: And I don't know about anyone else When I'm cooking,

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Speaker 3: I don't want a lot of people in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Move out of my way.

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Speaker 3: You over here trying to snacks, your kids running around,

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Speaker 3: your husband yelling at the TV.

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Speaker 2: Like, why are y'all here so early?

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Speaker 1: I said two o'clock.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you're throwing it all. I would have

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Speaker 2: put them out. You know, don't pop up at my house.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, eight, don't pop up in my studio either.

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Speaker 1: Eight five five five nine three five. You can call

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Speaker 1: it text the same number. You guys are the jury.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I mean, I'm if I say come

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Speaker 1: at two o'clock, then I'm not going to be ready

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Speaker 1: at eleven necessarily, you know what I mean? Like I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But like if

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Speaker 1: I say come at two o'clock and if I'm not

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Speaker 1: ready at one o'clock, then nobody should be surprised by that.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't just be coming around because you know, who knows.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I cleaned the whole house and made all the food.

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Speaker 1: I did everything, but I haven't showered yet, you know,

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Speaker 1: or whatever, so I look crappy, right, which means you

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Speaker 1: would come over and then have to sit there. Well,

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Speaker 1: I go do all that stuff, which is weird. I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to be hosting you. Second of all, if you

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Speaker 1: are going to show up early, then you got to

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Speaker 1: be helpful.

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Speaker 2: Please, And really you can't.

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Speaker 3: You cannot be helpful when I tell you not to

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Speaker 3: be here, like if I wanted to, if I wanted

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Speaker 3: the help, I would have told you that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask for your help. I don't want your help.

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Speaker 3: I want you to come when I tell you to

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Speaker 3: get there two o'clock, not anytime earlier. And it's her

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Speaker 3: first time hosting Thanksgiving. That is a very stressful time

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Speaker 3: for anyone who's hosting. You want to clean the house,

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Speaker 3: you're looking at the baseboards, you're restocking the toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: You got to cook the food good. You know, it's

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Speaker 2: just so many things.

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Speaker 3: And to have you just all in my way, Oh

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Speaker 3: my goodness, everybody needs to leave.

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Speaker 1: Can get out well and ask for the comment that

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Speaker 1: that she was being too sensitive I mean, or that

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Speaker 1: you know she should have received people differently or what? Right?

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Speaker 1: Like I no, no, I said two o'clock. Now if

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Speaker 1: you show up at two. If if I'm hosting the

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Speaker 1: holiday and you show up at two o'clock and nothing's done, well,

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Speaker 1: then then I wasn't prepared. Right. But but you know,

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Speaker 1: you can't just walk in whenever you want.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I think it's so rude.

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Speaker 1: Right, you can't just walk in whenever you want. Sure, yep,

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Speaker 1: even if it's for happy reasons.

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Speaker 2: Like your birthday.

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Speaker 1: This one's this one's hitting a little too close to

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Speaker 1: home from okay, this is this Kiki's court. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: is there is there any other side it? Okay? What

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Speaker 1: if it's like ten minutes early?

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Speaker 4: Because now I'm second guessing myself because I told last

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Speaker 4: week I told you guys that my mom did not

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Speaker 4: invite me to Thanksgiving, so I had to reach out

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Speaker 4: to her and ask what time she wanted us. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so now I'm already feeling some type of way. So

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Speaker 4: it was at two o'clock. I showed up at one fifty. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so I was ten minutes early. She was not like

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Speaker 4: everything was cooking, but she wanted to go change and

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Speaker 4: like get.

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Speaker 1: Ready or whatever.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, go do that and I'm

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Speaker 4: going to finish like doing the table. But I like

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Speaker 4: it's different because like I know where everything is right,

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Speaker 4: like I can help, so like, right, okay or do

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Speaker 4: you think she went in her brain was like.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, well ten minutes. Ten minutes is not like

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Speaker 1: that's you being considerate, I think, as opposed to showing

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Speaker 1: up late.

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Speaker 3: Don't come to be right exact. But you can go

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Speaker 3: to your parents house, go to my house.

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Speaker 4: Center.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that's that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, No, No,

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Speaker 1: if I'm invited to a party at two o'clock, I

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Speaker 1: can't show up at one fifty. But but if I'm

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Speaker 1: invited at my parents' house at two o'clock, I probably

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Speaker 1: should be there by one fifty, because you know me

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Speaker 1: rolling in at two fifteen would be I think, deemed rude. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's such a small window.

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Speaker 3: It is a small window. But we can all follow

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Speaker 3: the direction. And Jess, you've seen your mother in her nightgown,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: You see her in her movements.

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Speaker 3: You can show up, but like you, you bring your wife,

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Speaker 3: your kids in law, like, don't come to.

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Speaker 2: My house early.

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Speaker 1: No, I'll be doing this in hours.

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Speaker 2: Early on Thanksgiving is stressful.

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Speaker 1: What is hey, Alice? How you doing? Alice? Alice? Yeah, oh, Alice,

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Speaker 1: you're there. You called us down, I'm here, Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: what do you think I.

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Speaker 5: Think if they wanted to get there earlier because of traffic,

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Speaker 5: whatever have you, they should have called her first and said, look,

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Speaker 5: would it be okay? It's we come a little earlier

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Speaker 5: and we can help you out and it's so fine.

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Speaker 5: But in this case, what ticket was going over. They

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Speaker 5: didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: They just got in the wait yeah yeah, or it's hey,

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Speaker 1: can I come early and help you? And that if

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Speaker 1: the answer is no, I don't need help. Because if

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Speaker 1: you say to me, can I come early and help you,

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Speaker 1: you know, get stuff set up, well, then I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be ready by one instead of two. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have my act together because you're coming to help. So again,

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Speaker 1: you can't just show it. No, you can't just roll

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Speaker 1: in whenever you want. Absolutely all right, we agree, Thank you, Alice.

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Speaker 1: Have a good day too. Glad we solve that problem.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just another life issue resolved right here. But

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Speaker 1: I think we all agree for once is that there's

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Speaker 1: really no there's no other side to this.

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Speaker 2: I know that's right, not in my court room. There's

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Speaker 2: not another side.

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Speaker 1: Scared we can argue on social media. Okay, yeah, the

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Speaker 1: fun fact. We'll do it next thing more Fred Show,

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Speaker 1: next right here,