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Speaker 1: I share will good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: you know what to date. I'm gonna try something different,

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Speaker 1: and it's amazing. I'm gonna try something different because that's

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Speaker 1: kind of what we're gonna talk about this morning. Do

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Speaker 1: something different this year. Look, if what you've been doing

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Speaker 1: need to make an adjustment. I mean, don't that seem

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Speaker 1: like the common sense thing to do? It does to me.

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Speaker 1: Let's just do something different this year. Make a commitment.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a

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Speaker 1: do it this year. You know, sometimes that simple change

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Speaker 1: And it's just as simple as that. Sometimes, just remove

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Speaker 1: You know, I decided this year, you know, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: what you've been getting it. Don't change it, don't change

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Speaker 1: unless you change it. But you have the power to

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Speaker 1: change it. The power of decision is in your hands.

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Speaker 1: Decide to do something different, make a commitment, say you

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Speaker 1: know what, this year, I'm gonna do the right thing. Now,

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Speaker 1: right thing, understand here, come to haters. What they're not

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Speaker 1: gonna let you do is make a conscious decision to

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Speaker 1: you think the devil just gonna let you all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, you're gonna you're gonna be better when he

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Speaker 1: gonna happen, because I'm speaking from experience. This is what

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Speaker 1: Some people ain't gonna like your decision because now your

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Speaker 1: that when you decide to come to work on time

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Speaker 1: they don't call me that. They call me that Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 1: But here head come. You're a hypocrite. I remember when

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Speaker 1: So now what you want me to do? You want

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? No, man,

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Speaker 1: the right thing. God will bless you for that. That's

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Speaker 1: something in Proverbs that says, if you honor God, if

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Speaker 1: God will cause his blessings to chase you down. Do

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Speaker 1: know that there's no hiding from him in your deepest

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Speaker 1: mcclarkin got a song out. Man. We ain't got time

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Speaker 1: But you know that's why I am right now. The

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Speaker 1: They're the same people. They just keep getting up, that's all. Man.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, Ladies and gentlemen, Undivided attention is all that's

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Speaker 1: Because this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We need

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Speaker 1: that's about to go down. Ladies and gentlemen, this is

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Speaker 1: thus Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake about it.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no other one batter than this hill. Let's get

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Speaker 1: the stakes out surely strong. Good morning, Steve. Kick it

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Speaker 1: morning here and the King of foolishness. Ladies and gentlemen, Nephew, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, but no, that's how

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Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, everything good? Yeah, how about with you?

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Speaker 1: How are you selling? I feel pretty good, man, feel

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Um, I'm just like really really fine, you know. No.

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Speaker 1: it don't know. Let me ask you something, man, how

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Speaker 1: often you count your money? Though? Like once a week,

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Speaker 1: see it viewing at least online? You know, you go

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Speaker 1: look at the actual money. Yeah, just put it up

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Speaker 1: to say okay, now I look at my bank accounts.

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Speaker 1: You know. Well, do you ever call down and say

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Speaker 1: you threaten me, I've done that before. If you threaten,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, if you talk to me crazy, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: How many it brings trucks? Is that you take all that?

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Speaker 1: I ain't never really had to do it, it said once,

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Speaker 1: And I ain't had that much, but I had enough

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Speaker 1: crazy one time? Yeah, And I just said all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Now this is not him. Yeah, do not do that.

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Speaker 1: party over the weekend and his best buddy got drunk

420
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Speaker 1: and slept on our floor all night. He also urinated

421
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: on himself and he had on dark jeans. So my

422
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: carpet is ruined in that. My husband didn't want to

423
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: make a big deal out of it and embarrass him,

424
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: so we have to pay to have our carpet replaced.

425
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: Shouldn't he make his buddy pay for this? You're just

426
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: so drunk you didn't fell asleep on the floor and

427
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: peed on himself. H um. I mean he could go

428
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem

429
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: and use at the house. You got drunk. I know

430
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: you couldn't help it, but you laid the floor and

431
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: your peed on yourself. My wife got to replace the carbon. Man,

432
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: can't you give us a little something on it? You know?

433
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: He should offer at that point, Well, he not because

434
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: he gonna swear him down. He gonna swear him down.

435
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: He peed on himself. Who you know if it's volunteer

436
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: at him? That wasn't on the floor. Yeah, no, dude,

437
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: something that was some bill. You think I peed on myself?

438
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: Now that's bill. I laid in the bill. I saw

439
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give

440
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: a couple of honey. No, hell no, hell no, it

441
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: ain't no where and he ain't laying there any You

442
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: can't prove he pre on. No, no, no, not at all.

443
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: Hold on, bro, so you're gonna come to me with that. Yes,

444
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: we got picture? Hold on? Do did you see me? Pete? Yeah? Yeah,

445
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: now hold on don oh oh who phone my? Hold on?

446
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: Don so your girl take a picture to me. PE's

447
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: gonna get turned. Yeah, you gotta fast about it. He

448
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: knew he wasn't at home. I mean, he could mention

449
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: it to him, but it's he the dude gonna deny it.

450
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: And stop having card party and stop letting people sleep

451
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: on your floe overnight. Stop doing that, all right, and

452
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: sending his ass home p on his own floor. The

453
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: smell of that out all right. Moving on to Stephanie

454
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: in La seven, He says, I'm in my mid forties

455
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: and I can't function without having sex at least four

456
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: times a week. I work long day, so it's hard

457
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: for me to meet a good man, to meet good men,

458
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: and I end up tens up all night and can't

459
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option, but

460
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to be intimate with someone in my building.

461
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: What's the worst that could happen? Should I go ahead

462
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: and invite him over? I don't. I don't care what

463
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: you do. I really don't. This ain't a love question,

464
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 1: it's a lust question. You're thirsty. You're in your forties.

465
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah, you

466
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: know what. You and your forties and you have to

467
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: have sex full times a week. Okay, we'll go ahead, ahead, No, no,

468
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: if you have to go ahead, what you want me

469
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: to tell you? Now? Your neighbor. You don't want to

470
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: sleep with him because he your neighbor? Who? Who? Who?

471
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: Who've been doing the full times a week for you

472
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: up to now? See what I think? You? You guts

473
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: to have sex full times a week. Your problem is

474
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: you can't find nobody want to have sex. We choose photime.

475
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: That's your real prop No, that's what she said. Yeah,

476
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

477
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.

478
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half

479
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.

480
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: This is according to want me to let that marinate

481
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: for a minute. According to the latest data from you

482
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: GUVs Omnibus research, most Americans find themselves attractive. They say

483
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: they think they're they look good. You know, they're fairly attractive.

484
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: But they say and they say they're not overly concerned

485
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: with the opinions of others about their look. Can take

486
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: that clearly. This story is about Tommy. I don't really

487
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: see we were here to go any further because we

488
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: we've discussed the attractiveness before several time. Tommy is one

489
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: of the over fifty percent people who find himself attract

490
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: It's no, Steve, I'm fine. That's the same thing attractive,

491
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: find more, find more as in good in his mind, Ye,

492
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: someone's attractive. But if you say they're fine, who No,

493
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: why you don't want me to be fine? Because you

494
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: know I don't want you. I don't see how you qualify,

495
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: because let's run down the list. First of all, to

496
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: be fine, damn near everybody, see you got to say that.

497
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: That's for start. Yeah see see listen. No, no, no,

498
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: let me tell you it's your mom, it's Chestnut, and

499
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: then me I'm right there. Wait right no, no, no, holder, ladies,

500
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: So let me give you a short list of who

501
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: he in front of Denzel washed, Thank you. I was

502
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: gonna say that in yel bro. No hold on, Denzel.

503
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: He there because he got skilled, that's no, no, no,

504
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: he didn't because he got skills and he and he

505
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: walked the women like how he walked. He had swag.

506
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: Understand when the last time some woman said you showed

507
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,959
Speaker 1: like the way you talk walk? Anybody ever said they

508
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: like the way you walk? Surely do I not walk? Sick?

509
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: How hard she left, get off the floor, how hard

510
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: she laughed? I meant, you can walk, Come on, Washington walk,

511
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: President Obama can walk. I'm gonna I'm gonna get Breathe

512
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: can walk you Yeah, let me stop. Yeah you heard.

513
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: Steve has a cool Steve. He got a wallet in

514
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: his pocket. Then he could. First of all, I don't

515
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: care a wallet. That's how much money I got. Dang,

516
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: you gonna open up now open that's why. That's how

517
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: much money I got. I know your money, I can say,

518
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: but you got a water. Why would I have a

519
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: wallet and I can't fit it in one? What are

520
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: you doing? What? You got a walle He got too

521
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: much money for a while. But Joe pos over there.

522
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't need a wallet, Tommy. I'm it's meat, but

523
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't add a wallet. Don't put a wallet, Timmy,

524
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: because that'll just add to it. You don't want You

525
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: don't got money in my wallet. You don't need that.

526
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: I got money in my wallet. I mean he got

527
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: in hit Walter, he don't have have a wallet food.

528
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. If he puts if Tommy

529
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: puts the wallet in his back pocket, is just gonna

530
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: add to it. He didn't. You gonna add what my walk?

531
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: Your ass? Shut up? Coming heads. You would have wallet

532
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: in your back pocket. It's like having that pole on

533
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: the bike. Don't do it, No, Tommy, you don't have

534
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 1: a great walk. My walker is bad. I didn't want

535
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: to say it with bad. You just don't have a

536
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: great walk. You got a high ass don't want to

537
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: have a great walk with a high Shut up, Junior,

538
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: your junior, shut me up, juliorr walk raggedy. You ain't gonna,

539
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: I ain't ever say my walk. Okay, okay, Tommy, listen

540
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: to me. Kim kardash it? Oh Lord, see right there, ladies. Yeah, yeah, ladies.

541
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: You heard his reaction to Kim Card Okay call it

542
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: Shelly and Monica? Okay, I you, Tommy, see now you

543
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: did it wrong though you didn't say. I'm try to

544
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: can set it up right? Hold on, hold on, Tommy, Tommy,

545
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: listen to this. Kim called dash all right, ladies, Monica,

546
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: Shirley and Carler nephew, Tommy, Surety Strawberry, you better, you better, Chilly,

547
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: you can cricket me. I can't say another name, Monica.

548
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: You gonna hold on? Hold on, ladies, ladies, More's chestnut

549
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: what ladies? Wh Yes, Lord, yes, that's gonna white ladies.

550
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt Yes, yes, yes, yes, ladies. President Barack Obama yes,

551
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: and he's smart. Yes, yes, know that. Throw your ass out.

552
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: See Tommy, when you find damn that, everybody has a

553
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: reaction to it. Yeah, when you walk in the room,

554
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: it's just see Tommy, Tommy, Halleberg, God, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson. Boy,

555
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: you better ask somethbody see what I'm going. Yeah, I

556
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: see what you got. I got it. I got it,

557
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: Tommy CARDI B see I can go around on you

558
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: see see see I know where you at? Yeah? All

559
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: him name his name, I say with Cardi B. Come on, Shirley,

560
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: I say one for you. It's just ever what girl?

561
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say more your priv Yes,

562
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: I got one of y'all. Car call, I got one, y'all,

563
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: I got I got one of y'all. Thomas Miles. You know, y'all,

564
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: y'a don't kiss my behind. I'm gonna telling y'all I'm

565
00:35:52,760 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: simaction yea. His name on your driver like you're listening

566
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: time now for Would you rather let's get right into it.

567
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat three containers of vanilla icing or

568
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: three bags of barbecue pork rhymes pork run all that icing?

569
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh just gonna say ice cream? Ice cream? I know

570
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: you did, but I'm not eating. I'm gonna do the

571
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: pork rind to ride it on that? How many? How

572
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: much pok ran? Three bags? Oh? Yeah, it's hot blood pressure.

573
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: When you get through you what one you want? Diabetes,

574
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 1: a high blood presure? On you want? Which you want?

575
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: The pork rhymes for nephew. I'm not to go with

576
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: just icing. I can't. I'm going to icing vanilla icing,

577
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: okaying good for secon s something. Just tell me you

578
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: know what you know? What about you? Steve? I don't know,

579
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,439
Speaker 1: sugar salt. I'm gonna eat this icing him. I'm gonna

580
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: work through it all right? Would you rather? Would you

581
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: rather have sex in a hotel swimming pool and a

582
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: hotel swimming pool, or would you rather have sex in

583
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: an airplane bathroom? Good? Hotel swimming? Hotel swimming? I couldn't

584
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: spread out swimming, oh because of the space. Yeah, I

585
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: don't mind being I know, I like, I know, I'm good.

586
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: I him. Excuse me, excuse me? What was that going on?

587
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: What was that confession? I've been at the red roof

588
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: and naked? Say I done? Just meaning stuff I haven't done.

589
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: But what the hell I was talking about? Though? I

590
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: don't know whether the kid lost your mind for moment? Quick?

591
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: Have you swam through chlorine naked? I'm just asked, Oh, yeah,

592
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: what swimpool? Nd sexy swimpool hair. Yeah, oh that's why

593
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: you picked the swimming pool. Okay, who on this showing head?

594
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right? Would you rather would you rather

595
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: show your spouse or your partner the last ten pictures

596
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 1: you received your phone? Or would you rather be already

597
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: be already oh be okay you guys, okay, Or would

598
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: you rather run across the field at the Super Bowl

599
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: naked field, naked up in field, then show your spouse

600
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: your pictures and your phone run across this field. He's

601
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: at the thirty, he's at the fall. Yeah, that's me.

602
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: You're not swiping left over here, You're not doing it,

603
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:20,479
Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. You're listening, all right, Steve,

604
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: come on, introduce your friend Jay Anthony Brown. Please, Well,

605
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. You know I once again I ain't

606
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: got to do this much, but when I do, it

607
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: kind of shock me. Oh yeah, I ain't never saying

608
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: nothing like this, right. I don't know what deal I

609
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: cut with his as I want James deal. Everything want Jays.

610
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: It's called friend, that's what it's called. That's the best

611
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,959
Speaker 1: friend deal that Yeah, that's the woe out a little

612
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: bit though. You know, I'm trying to ladies and gentlemen.

613
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, all right, talking to the me and

614
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: the men. Only you're in a somewhat relationship. What you

615
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: want to know is how to get out of the

616
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: friend zone. And if you're in it, here we go.

617
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: If you're in the friend zone. If you have taken

618
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: her dog to the vet and the dog weighs under

619
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: two pounds more than four times, you're in the friend zone. Okay.

620
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: If you have put lotion on her back, dude, just

621
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: her back, You and the friend zone, okay. If you

622
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: have If she has said to you, look at me

623
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: and my pennies and bra do I look fat? And

624
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: that's all? You in the friend zone. If she said

625
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: come over here and sleep over with me in the

626
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,760
Speaker 1: bed because I'm scared, no sex. You in the friends zone, parting,

627
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: all right. If you have listened into her complaint about

628
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: her ex who ain't worth a damn You in the

629
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: friend zone, partner, if you, if you, if she if

630
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: if she has asked you, what do you think about

631
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: the sweater I'm buying for another dude? Damn it? You

632
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: in the friend's zone, trying to get right. Yeah, if

633
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: you have been over there, just to move something heavy

634
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: by yourself. Damn it, you're in the friend's zone. Yeah.

635
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: If she says I need you to come over here

636
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,959
Speaker 1: because another dude is coming over here and I want

637
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: you to be here so nothing happens, your ass is

638
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: in the friend zone. Oh and last, but not least,

639
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: she called you up at two in the morning, says

640
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: I need you to take me to another dude's house

641
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: because he wants to talk to me. Damn it, damn it,

642
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: your ass is in the friend zone. Now, men, if

643
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: you've done four or more of these things, your ass

644
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: is in the friends zone. Jake, Now I want to

645
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: comment on one of them. When you said what she

646
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: called you, This is what you said. If she called

647
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: you to come over at two o'clock in the morning

648
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: and sleep with her, but no sex because she's scared.

649
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: I want you to know when I get that, you're

650
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: gonna be scared twice. I do need you to know

651
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: that in the friend zone. Yeah, but you're gonna be

652
00:42:51,560 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: scared twice though why you ain't don't know, But jam

653
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: about them because I like to sleep like that. We're

654
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: gonna try something. Come on, we don't try. You over

655
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: there helping us clothes, uecking all your clothes. I can't

656
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: I can't sleep with no clothes. No dog, I'm gonna

657
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: get in here and hold you. I'm gonna beat neck

658
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: it though. Yes, man, you're gonna be there. They don't

659
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: mind putting you in the friend zone after I'm going on.

660
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm going over there. I ain't even win on draws

661
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: over there first, Jack, you're gonna be debating my friendship. Proba.

662
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to look at me a whole nother way,

663
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: because I'm damn sure gonna look at you different. All right,

664
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

665
00:43:53,200 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening. Morning Show coming up at

666
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

667
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: It's today's Strawberry letter. Oh I got something good for

668
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: you today. The subject I'm dating her brother in law.

669
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Get into that. We'll get into that. What is the problem?

670
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: You be quiet, We'll get into that in just a bit.

671
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here. You hear him with

672
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got first, nap? What

673
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: is went on in a lot of houses? Oh? Really

674
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: this went on? This happened because you know everybody bringing

675
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 1: them this pot, that pot the pot luck. You know

676
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: how I go. And it happened in my house and

677
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: I'm tired of this. This is my last one. But

678
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: this right here is the pot. Look bad pot luck.

679
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: That's the title. Bad potluck. Okay, Okay, I know y'all

680
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: hairspeep brains and stuff of y'all house. Just trifling. M Okay.

681
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say nothing, but I should want to

682
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: say something. I know my wife listen, but your cousin

683
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: can't brain over and put some damn blueberry is in it.

684
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go on

685
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: is he can't do it no more. Okay, you can't

686
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: bring no greens and then have some kind of meat

687
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: into that ain't turkey and we don't know what that is.

688
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: You can't do that no more to us. Summer saucy green,

689
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: the greens. What you're doing. You cannot experiment on big holidays?

690
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 1: All right, this is bad pot Look let's go cat though. Hello, Hello,

691
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: I'm trying to flying a helper. Excuse me what I'm

692
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: trying to reach our heatherer? How are you? Okay? Listen,

693
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 1: I got your number from from Lowis. Look that's my mama.

694
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm my reach. I'm lowers oldest son. Now wait wait

695
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: lois who's Lowiss? Yes? Yes, yes, hi, how are you?

696
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm good? You you you you? You was at mama

697
00:45:55,200 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: things house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody was then. Okay,

698
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: what I got? What I got there? You was gone.

699
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: But what I'm what I'm calling about it is you

700
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: don't want made the black eye? Please? Right? I did

701
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: you enjoy them? No? I enjoy the mother. That's why

702
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm calling. Let me say this here, let me say this. No, no, no, no,

703
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: come at work. You can't talk to me like this.

704
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, whatever you gotta say,

705
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: but please don't curse that me. Don't tell Okay, no, no,

706
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: he go to deal your my things. Got my checked

707
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: up and I didn't have to go to Doun to

708
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: the doctor, get my stomach pomp. I ain't got no

709
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: damn insurance none. This you know this, this, this didn't

710
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: have me messed up for the last week. Okay, number

711
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: for the loaness to tell you exactly you know how

712
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: your damn please is Okay. First of all, okay, I

713
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: told you as I'm at work, I'm around all these

714
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: white people. I can't talk to you the way I

715
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. But let me just tell

716
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: you this. Don't call me what the dumb. First of all,

717
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: it was a whole bunch of food there. How do

718
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: you know? How can you single out my damn beans

719
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: that made you sit with all that got food there?

720
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 1: You're not gonna blame me, Get the out of here, mama.

721
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: Mama bean says you are the one that made the

722
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: place you How, don't give us your mama being said?

723
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: It was all this food there, and you're gonna single

724
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: out my beans. Nobody else complained, you know what the

725
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: day's date is, okay, and not one other person called

726
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: me about them beans, and by the as a matter

727
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: of fact, other people were complimenting me. So for you

728
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: to call me with the dumb, all late and wrong,

729
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: gonna blame me high because you need a doctor's appointment,

730
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: You should have got Obamacare when it was available to you.

731
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: And how you want to call me? No, no, no, no,

732
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: no no, So you could tell noan whatever somebody you're

733
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: trying to blame it somebody else's food, Joe's things, Mama

734
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,240
Speaker 1: slummak up. And that's what the That's where it falls

735
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: down to. And at the end of the day, you

736
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: know the hell, I ain't what doctor bill you said

737
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: you want having shot? So how does the hell did

738
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: you go back and shant? I had to play out

739
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: my pocket to get my stomach pumps. Okay, well taking

740
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: care of If you paid out your pocket, that means

741
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: the bill is pleased, so you can get you go

742
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: reimbverse me. Well, no, I'm not going to reimburse you

743
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: with you okay and fast. I got more beans for

744
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: you since you got a problem with them. I got

745
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you're fullish?

746
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: So if it made you douns, good for you. Hey,

747
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: look look, I'm gonna tell you this here right No, uh,

748
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: the bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I

749
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: need four hundred, four hundred and seventy two dollars for

750
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: your bulls things. No, no, no, no, you're not getting

751
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,959
Speaker 1: the money from me. And I need to go because

752
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: I got work to do. I don't know what you

753
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 1: got to do spend it all this time. I want

754
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: to come phone and talk about something beings with all

755
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: that food. So the rice didn't do it. The meat

756
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: didn't do it. They had some other gravy. Gravy always

757
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: people up that didn't do it. You want to sing

758
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: about my beans out of here? Don't be calling me

759
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: with this done? You know what now, Tempy? Who gave

760
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: me your number? Because I don't even know you. I

761
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: do know your mom. I was little Mama, great Mamma

762
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: didnt gave me your number. I called my mamma Dane

763
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: passing out numbers. Well, I don't wanna call Mama Deane.

764
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna see if anybody else got sick, which

765
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: I know they didn't because your ass is fullish. So

766
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick. How

767
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: about we do it that way? And I don't know.

768
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss

769
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: Lois and see why her dad son is calling me

770
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: on the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm sick

771
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: inside of this phone call. And nothing was wrong with

772
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: my beans. If anything something wrong with you, and so

773
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: take an access to clean your ass out and keep

774
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: it the movies. If you're gonna get off my phone, okay, okay, okay.

775
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: They say they say Tommy has some problem with the

776
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 1: bags through. First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,

777
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 1: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.

778
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, you

779
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: I'm calling Mama Dean Chan got no bodiness getting mama

780
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: number to nobody. This is a comma, Dan, What's what's

781
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: you want me to say? Tommy d I just told

782
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: you I don't know anybody named Tommy, So you can

783
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: tell him whatever you want to tell him. And if

784
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: you try to gain other people who want to jump

785
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 1: on your side, it's not going to happen because nobody

786
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: complained about the being give me, give me another names

787
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that

788
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: was there. Nobody named Tommy there. Okay, okay, so you're

789
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 1: gonna say nephew, nephew Tommy wasn't then what nephew Tommy?

790
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: This is nephew today from the Steve Harvey Martin Showever,

791
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: you just are you crazy? Your cover got me to

792
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: play fall called you crazy? People walking by me looking

793
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: at me because I'm about to get prob with you. Tommy,

794
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 1: are you crazys? Are good? I? Oh man? You got

795
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean you've got me want to taste your black

796
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: eyed peas, but say a good nobody can play. I'm

797
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: sitting here like I knowing gets these people fat. You

798
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: aren't gonna get no money. Tell me, tell me that

799
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 1: is the badest, the baddest radio show in the land.

800
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 1: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve

801
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god, this is great. You

802
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: are all right, thank you? Having new year? All right,

803
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: the new year and next year I probably pop up

804
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: mamatane house here. You are welcome to come. We're gonna

805
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: stop all this this bad pod luck. We're gonna stop it.

806
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna stop bringing these podlucks. Thanksgiving turk Hu day. Police,

807
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: think police, Well we need food police. You know what

808
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: happened in my house. But you know I've been doing

809
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: keto low carbs Thanksgiving. I just decided, you know what,

810
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying my day, so let gold at uh at

811
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: three sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, when I

812
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: get through, I'm a chill and give me some big

813
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: hunk or sweet potato pie. Do you know they ate

814
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: all three of them sweepotato pome before you got dog,

815
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 1: I went over there and Marger said, you didn't get

816
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: no pie? I said no, I was waiting because after

817
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: the game was da ate all three of them sweep

818
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: potato pies, the kids, the kids, the grandparents, they friends.

819
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. I'm different.

820
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: I get mad at my wife at that point. Hey,

821
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: I meet some food some side, take care of me.

822
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. First of all, first, very nice me some

823
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: food set side. Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, you

824
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: have me your plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat

825
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: these large, gigantic plates that everybody eat or eating. I'm

826
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: not gonna do that. What if she put your plate

827
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: aside of somebody and we will with somebody? Are uncay

828
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: to my house dealing? All right? Well, thank you nephew

829
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: for that. I'm good luck in your marriage, all right?

830
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: Coming up the Strawberry Letter, Like I said, today's subject,

831
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm dating her brother in law. We'll get into it

832
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

833
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: And if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

834
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

835
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

836
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

837
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now. Okay, all right,

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00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. It is time

839
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: for the Strawberry Letter with my good friend Shirley straw

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00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 1: Thank you, junior subject. I'm dating her brother in law,

841
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen. Shirley, I recently met a wonderful man and

842
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: we instantly had a connection. I am a widow and

843
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: his wife died earlier this year. When we met, he

844
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: looked familiar to me, but I thought that it was

845
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: just a coincidence. After a few dates, we talked more

846
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: about his wife that had died, and he told me

847
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: her name. I knew his wife, and when I put

848
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: two and two together, I realized why he was so

849
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: familiar to me. His deceased wife was the sister of

850
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: one of my good friends. I knew all about him

851
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: and their family, but I hadn't met him before. I

852
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: told him about the connection I had with that family,

853
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: and he said that it was totally fine and normal

854
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,919
Speaker 1: for him to move on, and he can't help help

855
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: it if he's attracted to me. So we've been dating

856
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: for a little over a month, and my friend is

857
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: asking about the great guy I met and wants all

858
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: of the details. I just told her that the guy

859
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: is great, has a nice home, cooks and cleans, and

860
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: the sex is phenomenal. But that was all before I

861
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: knew it was her brother in law. Now it will

862
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: be really awkward to tell her who the man is.

863
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: He and I have discussed how we should let my

864
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: friend know, but there is never a good time to

865
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 1: bring it up to her. This should not be a

866
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: big problem, but I feel like it will be again.

867
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: It's the best sex I've sex ever, and we have

868
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 1: been all over his house, her sister's house. I feel

869
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: kind of bad, but I'm truly falling for this man.

870
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her friendship. But this man

871
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: says he could see us being together forever. He says

872
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: he's crazy about me too. What should we do, well,

873
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you've been together a month, stay together, see

874
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: how it goes. I mean, I think that's what you

875
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: guys should do. You're two grown people. You were two

876
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 1: innocent people who, just like in the movies, you met

877
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: and fell in love or you're starting to fall for

878
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: each other. You know that's pretty much it. It was

879
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: nothing sneaky or devious or premeditated about it. You guys

880
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: weren't cheating, you know, before your spouse has died or

881
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: anything like that. So I just say you don't owe

882
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: anyone anything any explanations. Necessarily, when you get around to it,

883
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: you can tell your friend. I would suggest you guys

884
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: tell them, tell them together. But in the meantime, if

885
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: I were you, I would stop talking to your friend

886
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: about your new man, because it will only make her

887
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: want to know more and more about him. And is

888
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: it awkward. Yes, I agree it's a bit awkward, but again,

889
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: it was innocent the way you guys met. So I mean,

890
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: we're all grown here. Things happen, Life goes on, and

891
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: you know you weren't friends with his wife. You were

892
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: friends with his wife's sister, and this thing just happened.

893
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: It's nobody's fault, so you know. I mean, I just say,

894
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: be adults here. You know they'll find out sooner or later.

895
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,919
Speaker 1: But I don't think there's any time frame or time

896
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: limit on when you have to tell a person or anything.

897
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: You guys decide, it's your life and you have to

898
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: deal with it how you want to. Deal with it. Steve. Uh, sorry, Shirley, Sorry,

899
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: I read a different letter. I'm confused. I'm confused. Subject

900
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: is I'm dating her brother in law. The letter starts

901
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: with this woman obviously has met this really wonderful man

902
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: and they instantly had a connection. The letter that writes

903
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: the letter is a widow and the man she met

904
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: that had this wonderful connection his wife died earlier this year. Now,

905
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: just listening to that opening line, I recently met a

906
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: wonderful man and we instantly had a connection. I'm a

907
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: widow and his wife died earlier this year. This letter

908
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: is about a lot of old people. That's what. This

909
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: is what that structs you to put some age on

910
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: this heather right here. It's just too many people dying.

911
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: And in the first sentence, you're on a dating this

912
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:07,959
Speaker 1: damn near a dating site for people who look life

913
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: feeling empty. Ain't got nobody loved one going away? Come

914
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: to the here after Dayton site because that's what tender

915
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: for old people. Yeah, this this is the old people.

916
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: This is this. Ain't swipe right, swipe left, this is hair.

917
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm swipe right. When we met, he looked familiar to me,

918
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: but I thought it was just a coincidence. A few dates,

919
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: we talked more about his wife that had died, and

920
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: he told me her name. I knew his wife, and

921
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: when I put two and two together, Wait a minute, holding,

922
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: See that's a line that through me. After he told

923
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: her nature, this woman said, I knew his wife, and

924
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: then I put two and two together. I realized why

925
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: he was so familiar to me. Excuse me. His deceased

926
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: wife was the sister or one of my good friends.

927
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: I knew all about him and their family, but I

928
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: hadn't met him before. Wait a minute, lady, you're confusing me.

929
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: You just said you realized why he was so familiar

930
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: to you, and then you said, I knew all about

931
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: him and his family, but I hadn't met him before.

932
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 1: Why was he so familiar to you if you ain't

933
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: met him before, See, Shirley, that's why I said. I

934
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: think she leaving something out. Yeah, yeah, but she knew him.

935
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: That's why he sounded. So that's why he was so familiar.

936
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't think sounded. I think he recognizing because he

937
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: kept looking at him. I I told him about the

938
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: connection I had with that family. He said, totally finding

939
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: normal for him move on here and here she did,

940
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: I finished, can come back? Yeah, hell Dave, he didn't

941
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: not say that. All right, listen coming up Part two

942
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: of Steve's responds to today's Strawberry Letter. I'm dating her

943
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: brother in law. That's coming up at twenty three after

944
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening show, All right, Steve,

945
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject I'm dating

946
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: her brother in law. Well at these two old people

947
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: that rode in on this one old man. She didn't

948
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: rot in. She's a widow and she met a man

949
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: whose wife died earlier. Then she's a lot of death

950
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: in his first sentence, and then it and then when

951
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: we met, he looked familiar to me, See Shelley. He

952
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: looked familiar to me, but I thought it was just coincident.

953
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: After a few days, we talked more about his wife

954
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: than had died. He told me her name. I knew

955
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: his wife, and then I put two and two together.

956
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: I realized why he was so familiar to me. His

957
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: deceased wife was to sis of my good one of

958
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: my good friends. I knew all about him and their family,

959
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: but I hadn't met him before meaning Shirley. She had

960
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: not been formally introduced, but she'd been in the same room,

961
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: vicinity party, barbeque something. I knew all about him and

962
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: their family, but I hadn't met him before. I told

963
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,959
Speaker 1: him about the connection I had with that family. He said,

964
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: it's fine, normal for him to move on. Here she

965
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: diad and he can't help it. He did say that.

966
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: Man his head, No, he said, I'm totally fine. It's

967
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: normal for him to move on. Hell, she dead and

968
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: he can't be helping if he's attracting me, and you fine,

969
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: you find it. She did what you want me to do.

970
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: So we've been dating for a little over a month

971
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: and my friend is asking about this great guy, mad

972
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: and want all the details. Now this just a month now.

973
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: I keep telling, don't y'all about the ninety day Rube,

974
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: but it don't apply to because they old. Okay, I

975
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: met and wont all the details. I just told her

976
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 1: that the guy is great, he got nice home, cooking clean,

977
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 1: and the sex is phenomenal. That's the line in the

978
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: letter that's gonna get you jumped on when you tell

979
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: your friend you dating her dad sisters ex husband that

980
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: you saw at the barbecue, you've been around us. She

981
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna swear them down. You was looking at his ass.

982
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: I promise you she is because it's her sister and

983
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: you her friend. Women, ain't that open mind that y'all

984
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: stop spreading that line that you are because you're not.

985
01:02:54,880 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Surely yes we are, No, you're not. The guy's great,

986
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: nice home, could clean, and the sexiest phenomenal. But that

987
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: was all before I knew it was her brother in law.

988
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: Where all less her brother in law, and y'all been

989
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 1: everywhere to hit her crazy part. Na's really awkward to

990
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: tell her who the man is, you damn light because

991
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: it's her dad sister's husband here, and I've discuss how

992
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: we should let my friend know, but there's never a

993
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: good time to bring it up to her. Hell now

994
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: ain't no good time. This should not be a big problem,

995
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: but I feel like it we will be. You don't

996
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: feel like it will be. You know it's gonna be

997
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: because you know your girlfrid crazy and you gonna tell

998
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: her that this phenomenal sex you didn't hand was with

999
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: her dead sister's man that you are familiar with. You

1000
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: just couldn't place it. And again, it's the best sex ever,

1001
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: and we've been all over his house, all on her

1002
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: sister walls. Sister step you ain't down on her sister

1003
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: kitchen table. You ain't that her sister robo yas her

1004
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: sister bad you funky for you? Oh no, you ain't

1005
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: gonna disgrace my sister memory. You was after Barbie Q

1006
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: looking at him that whole time. I knew the way

1007
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: you're looking at her. I'm truly falling for this man.

1008
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her friendship. But this man

1009
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 1: says he could see us being together forever. He says

1010
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: he's crazy about me too. What should we do? Well,

1011
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: surely got one thing right, y'all. She would tell her together. Now.

1012
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: The reason I'm suggesting that you tell her together is

1013
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: so that when she opened fire, when she opened fire,

1014
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: there will be some options, because if you're over there

1015
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: by herself, then you gonna get shot. At least she

1016
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: could decide if she gonna shoot it her or him.

1017
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: But don't you go into this thing naive. Now you

1018
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: all gonna have to tell her because if she find out,

1019
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, then you're worse. Sneaking round and you

1020
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: knew where he knew, and she knew and y'all met

1021
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: at the party. Oh, it's gonna be It's gonna be

1022
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 1: horrible if she finds out and you all don't tell her.

1023
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: I think your friendship, but this woman is over, and

1024
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: I think this life aduced new Man has begun. But

1025
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,440
Speaker 1: oftentimes you can't get to the next level without shedding

1026
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 1: some waiting. Y'all about to find out a lot about

1027
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: y'all's friendship. I wish I was mother, love the kid.

1028
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: Right there. They all be times when you world no

1029
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: m that's gonna be some dog days for that right there.

1030
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: Good luck lady. Hey all right, listen to us, film

1031
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: it and send it to us. Post your comments on

1032
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,

1033
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: and don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

1034
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening to show, Come on, Steve. Jay

1035
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here to murder another hit. Dad is

1036
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: in gentlemen here to murder to hit some kill friendships,

1037
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown, I don't I'm not hurting anybody. I

1038
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 1: think it was a couple of days ago we were

1039
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: talking about fanny packs and if you're in LA they

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01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: still exist. So why not write a song about it? Well,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here it is. Check it out

1042
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: the fan and fat back. Yeah. You may not think

1043
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: it's cool because it looks wag. Yeah, it holds your

1044
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: cockis right next to your smadh. Yeah. Some put too

1045
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: much netted over back. Yeah, the packs back again, back

1046
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: in the day. The man it pack with hot and

1047
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: went away. I'm wearing mine and don't care what you say.

1048
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: Go ahead and laughing. Me is hearing a stay? Why

1049
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,439
Speaker 1: let me hit the chorus story, wet in the front head,

1050
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: turn it to the back of wet on the side,

1051
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 1: switch to the other side, roll, put it running neck,

1052
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: put it on your head, cut your head and your hand.

1053
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: Switch to the other hand. Run, put it on your back,

1054
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: on head together if you real fact, you might need

1055
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: three stacks. You wearing a night so you can have

1056
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: to eat packers in turn into the back. You can

1057
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 1: win on the side, wold jay and you can go

1058
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 1: and yes that was huh. Everybody's tommy, Yeah, Fanny Pegs.

1059
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: They're back there are bad, but they're back here his

1060
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: little They're a fashion statement right now, they are I think, yeah, yeah,

1061
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 1: that's bet at them. They never went out with good Chi.

1062
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: I didn't know a lot in La You see them

1063
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: hometown because there's a lot of tourists. Tourists. Yeah, so

1064
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: they have a man huge. When I worked for the

1065
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 1: side of the show, I can't talk about television show.

1066
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: I could say there was a guy that won the

1067
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: stage hand. His name was Bubba. Bubba weighed four hundred pounds.

1068
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: Really he wanted to we Fanny Pa. What he did

1069
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: was he put two together, so we had one in

1070
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: the front and one in the back. Because they didn't

1071
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 1: have a belt. It wasn't the belt to fit him.

1072
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: So he would put two of them together and put

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01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 1: it around his waist and there were snacks and both up.

1074
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: Gotta keep you got you gotta keep walking around the

1075
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: park right there. It was better. Yeah it is. I

1076
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: guess you said it never left so huh, yeah, you're

1077
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, it is time once

1078
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:41,040
Speaker 1: again for comedy route that j Anthony Brown very easy.

1079
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 1: Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel, spending the wheel, wedgetop.

1080
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: We'll make it funny with professionals. Watch us do it.

1081
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 1: We do it all the time. On the subject New

1082
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 1: Year's resolutions that you will not keep all of them.

1083
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Then

1084
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot uh huh, and then the last

1085
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: one romantic lines Kanye can use to get Kim back.

1086
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: Spun it, none of that, nothing's gonna wear. You're right.

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01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 1: Spun it. Bun it, bun it stopped, Kanye, Come on

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01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 1: it stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New

1089
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. They come on, Jay, all right, here we go.

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01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 1: Uncle Earl got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He

1091
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: pete in dirty clothes, hamper, They daret it. I mean,

1092
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 1: come on, they don't get washed anyway. A relative got

1093
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's Eve. They told ain't Barbara,

1094
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,880
Speaker 1: don't make the sleep and take the plast no more.

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01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: They've given the family. All right, Tommy, your relative got

1096
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve day? You had sex

1097
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 1: with ain't them? Wow oo? You was toe up? All right?

1098
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: Come on, king. A relative got so drunk for New

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01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: Year's eve day. Instead of leading everybody in old langs eye,

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01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: held everybody with the national anthem. All right, A relative

1101
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,120
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eveday. She got into

1102
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: fight with I and the wheelchair and the wheelchair lady

1103
01:11:52,200 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: whooped her as. A relative got so drunk for New

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01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 1: Year's eve Day. We looked at the window and saw

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01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 1: Uncle Carl under the tree drinking with the dog. That's

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01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:15,160
Speaker 1: good company, though, that's a good company. The relative got

1107
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's Eve Day. On doing the countdown,

1108
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 1: just start taking clothes off. Ten nine bra hannies, focks.

1109
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: Everything was naked, but we got by the time we

1110
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: got to one. Oh my god, herman all right. Steve

1111
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day that

1112
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: he slapped his uncle because he never believed he was

1113
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: blinding over the line us all this time. The relative

1114
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's eve Day. The earl

1115
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,760
Speaker 1: been down the tie shoe and everybody so he had

1116
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:17,759
Speaker 1: on the thumb. Whoa, whoa. A relative got so drunk

1117
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: for New Year's eve Day. We watched Uncle Larry dropped

1118
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 1: his ditches in the chinning with the hell. A relatively

1119
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's eve Day number two

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01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: in the living room, flow right, the god, I could

1121
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 1: hold it, I couldn't hold it. I could nasty. A

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01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 1: relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Close it out,

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Speaker 1: Steve please. He told his boss he had feelings for

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01:13:53,200 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 1: his wife. He was lit. That's little that I never

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01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 1: have said before. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that is

1126
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 1: comedy roulette. You're listening to show. Well, Naturally, we turn

1127
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:19,440
Speaker 1: to all sorts of products, from melotonin to weighted blankets

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01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: to specialties when we're trying to fall asleep right and

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01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: get a better quality of sleep. Well, if you're the

1130
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 1: person that likes to overdress for bed, you might be

1131
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 1: lessening your chances of getting a good night's sleep. The

1132
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 1: best and most simple way to encourage a RESTful eight

1133
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,920
Speaker 1: hours or however long you can sleep well, the best

1134
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 1: way to do that is just to sleep naked. All right,

1135
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: I sep in your birthday suit. I've been telling you

1136
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 1: this is for you, nephew. Yeah, but now listen though.

1137
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: That weighted blanket though, you got to be careful because

1138
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 1: you can get your butt up on it in and

1139
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 1: can't get off. Monday. I've done that before. There's one

1140
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: of us, too heavy blanket. It's like twenty Yeah, that's

1141
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 1: the real little people. Tom. I get out Monday to

1142
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: day blake small, so I got to get breake it out. Yeah,

1143
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 1: it says it says sleeping naked helps to lure your

1144
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:36,599
Speaker 1: body's core temperature and regulate its rhythm, making it easier

1145
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: to fall asleep faster, to stay sleep longer, and to

1146
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:44,599
Speaker 1: enjoy all the fruitful rewards. So there you go, Okay,

1147
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:50,400
Speaker 1: I might be onto something. Nephew, alrighta, all right, we'll

1148
01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 1: have more the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

1149
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round it. Would

1150
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:59,679
Speaker 1: you rather right after this? You're listening to Steve Harvey

1151
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: Morning Show time now for would you rather? Let's get

1152
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:08,240
Speaker 1: right into it. Would you rather eat three containers of

1153
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: vanilla icing or three bags of barbecue pork rhymes? Pork

1154
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:18,519
Speaker 1: ryn all that ice? Oh? Just gonna say ice cream?

1155
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:21,800
Speaker 1: Ice cream? I know, I know you did. For I'm

1156
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 1: not eating. I'm gonna do the pork rinds and ride

1157
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 1: it on that. How many? How much pork? Three bags? Oh? Yeah?

1158
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: It's hot. Blood pressure when you get through you with one?

1159
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: You want diabetes? A high blood pressure on? You want stroke?

1160
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 1: Sugar which you want? The pork rhymes for? Nephew, I'm

1161
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:51,599
Speaker 1: not to go just icing. I can't do. I'm gonna

1162
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: icing vanilla icing. Okaying, ain't good for a set of sales. Something.

1163
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 1: Just tell me you know what? You know? What? Three?

1164
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: What the hell is a? What about you? Steve? I

1165
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:13,720
Speaker 1: don't know, sugar salt. I'm gonna eat this icing hell,

1166
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work through it. Good, all right? Would you rather?

1167
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex and a hotel swimming pool

1168
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 1: and a hotel swimming pool or would you rather have

1169
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:33,680
Speaker 1: sex in an airplane bathroom hotel swimming? Hotel swimming? I

1170
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: couldn't spread out swim oh because of the space. Yeah,

1171
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't mind being I know, I like, I know,

1172
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm good. I hid excuse me, excuse me? What was

1173
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 1: that going on? What was that confession? I don't know

1174
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:56,920
Speaker 1: the red roof and naked say, yeah, I've done just

1175
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: names and stuff I haven't done. But I don't know

1176
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: what the hell I was talking about them. I don't

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01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: know whether it can lost your mind moment? Have you

1178
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: swam through chlorine naked? I'm just asking, Oh, yeah, what

1179
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 1: ye been a swimpool? N you had sexy swimpool here? Yet?

1180
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's why you picked the swimming pool? Who on

1181
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 1: this show? You headed? I'm sorry? All right? Would you rather?

1182
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: Would you rather show your spouse or your partner the

1183
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 1: last ten pictures you received your phone, or would you

1184
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:41,759
Speaker 1: rather be already be already, oh be okay, you guys, okay?

1185
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: Or would you rather run across the field at the

1186
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:51,800
Speaker 1: Super Bowl naked field, naked up in field? Then show

1187
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:55,240
Speaker 1: your spouse your pictures in your phone? Run across this field.

1188
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:59,400
Speaker 1: He's at the thirty, he's at the fault. Yeah, that's me.

1189
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm you're not swiping left over here, You're not doing it?

1190
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you guys. Coming up, it is our

1191
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,719
Speaker 1: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing

1192
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,519
Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only coming up at forty

1193
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,559
Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour right after this. You're listening,

1194
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, last break of the day. Please leave

1195
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: us with some closing remarks like only you can. This

1196
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: is to help you make ready for your blessings. Now,

1197
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna give you is gonna be hard for

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01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,680
Speaker 1: most people to do. I already know that it was

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01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:49,839
Speaker 1: difficult for me to do, but a very very wealthy

1200
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 1: person taught this to me. I didn't think much of

1201
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 1: it until I did it, and boil, boil boy, did

1202
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:02,560
Speaker 1: it help make room for what God had for me,

1203
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 1: not only that it freed me up. And I'll tell

1204
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: you what this very very successful people person told me.

1205
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 1: If I told you his name, you probably wouldn't know him.

1206
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:19,840
Speaker 1: He's not famous, he's just extremely wealthy. And when I

1207
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,600
Speaker 1: tell you extremely wealthy, I mean it. But if I

1208
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: said his name, you wouldn't even notice guy. If I

1209
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: showed you a picture of him, the average person wouldn't

1210
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: even know who he was. But he taught this to me.

1211
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:34,320
Speaker 1: He said, in your journey, if you want to really

1212
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: clear the slate, get a fresh start, and prepare yourself

1213
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,800
Speaker 1: to receive what all God has for you, you have

1214
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 1: to take inventory of the people in your life. And

1215
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 1: when you take this inventory, you are going to have

1216
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,240
Speaker 1: to act as though you are a gardener. You are

1217
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: a gardener with a grove, and your grove is your life.

1218
01:20:57,120 --> 01:21:00,400
Speaker 1: The things you want to bear fruit from God. Your trees.

1219
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:04,640
Speaker 1: You want apples this season, you want lemons, you want grapefruits,

1220
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: you want peaches, you want pass plums. You've got to

1221
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: take care of your orchard in order to take care

1222
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: of your archard. I notice you've all noticed that from

1223
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,639
Speaker 1: time to time you see the gardeners outside pruning trees.

1224
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: They cutting them back. They're clipping dead ends off. You

1225
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: know why, because that maximizes the growth of the good

1226
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: and the tree. If you take the dead, unnecessary branches off,

1227
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 1: the withering ends, it allows for the tree to bear

1228
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 1: more fruit. So, Steve, how do you take inventory of people?

1229
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:45,800
Speaker 1: This is what he talked. He said, you have three

1230
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:50,120
Speaker 1: kinds of people in your life. He said, you have

1231
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: people who approach you with nothing but bad news. All

1232
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: of us know them. Everybody has somebody that walks up

1233
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,679
Speaker 1: to them and every time they start talking something wrong,

1234
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 1: or every time they give you a phone call, they

1235
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 1: bring you bad news. And the bad news don't just

1236
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 1: be about them, They bring you bad news about you.

1237
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 1: Did you hear that though they were saying about you

1238
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:18,080
Speaker 1: down here and you just go mad. Have you ever

1239
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: had a person that every time they came up to you,

1240
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:24,759
Speaker 1: you just felt dark because they just bought bad news.

1241
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: Those people that you have in your life, you don't

1242
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 1: need them. I want you to put go through your

1243
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 1: phone contacts and everybody that is no good, that never

1244
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 1: moves your life forward, doesn't give you any helpful advice,

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Speaker 1: doesn't help you aid you in any way, has nothing

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Speaker 1: but bad news and want something for you. One side

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Speaker 1: of friendships, I want you to put a dot next

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Speaker 1: to that contact name, a black dot. The next person

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Speaker 1: you have in your life are called sometimy people. They

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Speaker 1: the fifty fifties in your life. They cool over here

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Speaker 1: as long as you're doing this, but they're not cool

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Speaker 1: over here. You can take them here, but you can't

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Speaker 1: take them there. You can discuss this, but you can't

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Speaker 1: bring up that. You can lead them that way, but

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Speaker 1: you can't show them the other way. Sometimes they cool

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Speaker 1: what you about stuff. Sometimes they ain't. Those are called

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Speaker 1: sometimey people or what we're gonna call fifty fifty people.

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Speaker 1: Everybody got them in their life. When you have a

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Speaker 1: fifty fifty person, what I want you to do is

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Speaker 1: put an asterid by their name that contact put in asterid.

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Speaker 1: Remember all the bad news people that's always bringing you

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Speaker 1: bad news in darkness, a black dot next to their name.

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Speaker 1: The next person is the fifty fifty person. They sometimey,

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Speaker 1: They cool here, they ain't cool there. Put an asterid

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Speaker 1: by their name. The last person that you know are

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Speaker 1: people who are very supportive of you, people who are

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Speaker 1: willing to pray for you. People who always try to

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Speaker 1: be uplifting. People who when they got news for you,

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Speaker 1: they try to make it up. The positive nature. A

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Speaker 1: person who comes to your aid and your rescue. A

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Speaker 1: person that picks up the phone just to see how

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Speaker 1: you're doing. And you bet not mention that something's wrong,

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01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:24,040
Speaker 1: because here they come. It's people in your life, man,

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Speaker 1: that you don't even have to talk when you're around them.

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Speaker 1: You could just sit and be steal and y'all just

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Speaker 1: cool like that. Everybody got that ride or die that

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you tell them. They don't pass judgment.

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Speaker 1: They just your friends. Well, when you have that person,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be real honest with you, it ain't

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Speaker 1: a whole lot of them. I want you to put

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Speaker 1: a check by their name, so you got a black

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01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,040
Speaker 1: dot next to the dark people who bring you none

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01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:57,840
Speaker 1: but bad news, negativity, something wrong. Every time you got

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Speaker 1: an aster it by the name of the people who

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Speaker 1: are fifty fifty sometimey people. And you gotta check by

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Speaker 1: the people that's always supportive, prayer for bringing you good news.

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Speaker 1: Now here's what you do. I want you to take

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Speaker 1: everybody with a black dot next to their name, and

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Speaker 1: everybody with an asterisk next to their name, and I

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Speaker 1: want you to block them as your contact, block them

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Speaker 1: out your phone, and block them from your email. If

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Speaker 1: the family, block them from your phone and block them

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Speaker 1: from your email. All I want you to have is

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Speaker 1: people who have your phone number that have a check

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Speaker 1: by your name. You're gonna lose a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: but guess what you're gonna gain a lot of ground.

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Speaker 1: You don't have no idea how much time you waste

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Speaker 1: with people in your life who are fifty fifty and

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Speaker 1: always got bad news. If you eliminate them, you've cleaned house.

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Speaker 1: Your inventory is cleaned. You now have cleared room to

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Speaker 1: receive the blessings God have for you in this year.

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Speaker 1: I dare you to try it. It works. It sounds cruel,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like it is hurtful, but man, if you

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Speaker 1: want to win, you gotta do it. Those are my closings.

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