Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important.
Speaker 2: You jerk off with headphones on.
Speaker 3: Let me gobble.
Speaker 4: You print out a picture of her off the Internet
Speaker 4: and tape it on your binders.
Speaker 5: She's so hot, let's.
Speaker 2: Go never Hell, what's up?
Speaker 5: How are you so good? Thanks for asking?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 5: Let's talk about them glasses today, Blake, I got the
Speaker 5: blue Blockers on today.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you sponsored? No? But I do have a friend
Speaker 5: who sends me blue blockers, which I'm pretty psyched about.
Speaker 3: They actually slid in They They must have been meaning
Speaker 3: to slide into your dms because Blue Blockers slid into
Speaker 3: my dms the other day.
Speaker 5: Hello, welcome, this is interesting.
Speaker 2: This is interesting.
Speaker 5: And I said, uh, I'm good, thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you said I'm all Gucci shades.
Speaker 5: You lose, You're off that I'm good with some goofy glasses.
Speaker 5: Why do you like these big goofy glasses, Blake?
Speaker 4: These actually I don't really rock that often. They're supposed
Speaker 4: to go over your prescription glasses. You know, these are
Speaker 4: like the Grandma, the real blockers, but they actually make.
Speaker 3: Some other uh what cooler fashions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because what I imagine blue blockers.
Speaker 3: I only think of what you're currently wearing, which is
Speaker 3: what the people in my great great grandmothers are great
Speaker 3: great ants nursing home would wear some Terminator X and
Speaker 3: those people were dead. Yeah, they had already died and
Speaker 3: they were rotting corpses.
Speaker 2: That's why when you're dead, they put those sunglasses on
Speaker 2: you to let the EMTs know to come in and.
Speaker 5: Like just take you. These are some take me away.
Speaker 2: So no one has to look at your dead eyes.
Speaker 5: He's good to go, He's good to go.
Speaker 2: Well wait, this is this is fascinating and this is
Speaker 2: just how Hollywood works. Because I believe Blake was wearing
Speaker 2: blue blockers in a photo we took maybe from the
Speaker 2: super Bowl, and someone there spotted it because they followed me,
Speaker 2: and I noticed that does not go unnoticed in my okay,
Speaker 2: uh social media?
Speaker 3: Yeah another word, another word vocal know you had vocal
Speaker 3: fry bringing it back vocal still in fashion or what?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, my my wife has vocal fry.
Speaker 2: They followed, they followed me, They slid into your d ms, Blake,
Speaker 2: are they following you at.
Speaker 4: Least, well, it's my homie Ryan, who's like in like
Speaker 4: works for the company.
Speaker 2: Okay, do they follow me?
Speaker 5: I believe so if I had to guess yeah.
Speaker 2: So Blake, it would just help me a lot if
Speaker 2: we said, hey, are you sponsored by Blue Blockers and
Speaker 2: you didn't just say my friend sends me them, Because
Speaker 2: then I go, what a cool, wacky friend who just
Speaker 2: takes trips to Walgreens and then picks up peanut m
Speaker 2: and ms and blue Blockers for his friend.
Speaker 5: No friend with extra four dollars in his pocket. No, no, no, my.
Speaker 2: Friend this is a sponsor, but my friend works there.
Speaker 3: No, this isn't just the homie like was thinking of
Speaker 3: you picked you up some sunglasses.
Speaker 5: No, he works for the company. Which part of the way.
Speaker 5: We don't do that.
Speaker 2: We don't do it enough.
Speaker 3: We need to get I want to think of you
Speaker 3: guys a little more. I'm always thinking of you, but
Speaker 3: I'm never buying you stuff. I'm never gifting you guys things.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I feel like I at one point I did that,
Speaker 3: but I do not do that for anybody any longer.
Speaker 3: And I feel pretty bad.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've gotten you guys a few things
Speaker 2: over the years, what held you get me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we name name the one thing you've gotten me.
Speaker 5: You just you feel you feel like you've gotten something.
Speaker 2: The hell did you give me? The hell way? You
Speaker 2: guys just came in. I got you Marvel chairs, bitch
Speaker 2: for your fucking house.
Speaker 5: Well, but that's a housewarming gift. I'm saying. I'm saying,
Speaker 5: like out of the blue, unexpected. Okay, I never got
Speaker 5: a housewarming gift. And I love my chairs. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I feel like I got at them some like some
Speaker 2: Nebraska kicks from Adidas.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you gave me those.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do have.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for those, man.
Speaker 2: I feel like you you, I feel you wear them
Speaker 2: kind of I do wear those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do wear those.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, Durts, thank you for that. Okay.
Speaker 2: Hell, by the way, very specific type ship the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those are great gifts. No, those are great gifts.
Speaker 5: That was sweet of Youwters.
Speaker 4: I'm not dissing you. The chairs you got me are fantastic.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, out of the blue, no occasion. Just hey, homie,
Speaker 4: saw this thought of you bought it for you.
Speaker 3: And this is why male friendship is so important, because
Speaker 3: it really is. I mean, I mean, you know I
Speaker 3: say that in a funny, joking fashion.
Speaker 2: But I didn't pick up on that.
Speaker 3: Guys they don't they don't just link up that they
Speaker 3: don't do thinking of yous. I mean, Blake is a
Speaker 3: different story because he goes drinking with his friends like
Speaker 3: six days a week.
Speaker 5: But I feel I have got to upkeep the friendship.
Speaker 2: There's not even time to go shopping for them because
Speaker 2: he's already he.
Speaker 5: Was already already hanging out with the guys.
Speaker 4: I bought him yeager shots. They'll tell ye.
Speaker 3: But I would say, besides Blake, most guys they don't
Speaker 3: link up with their friends all that often. And I
Speaker 3: want to uh normalize. I feel like girls do girls
Speaker 3: trips quite a bit.
Speaker 5: Oh right, this is the way.
Speaker 3: And I was just thinking, when was the last time
Speaker 3: you truly just took it's not a bachelor party.
Speaker 5: I was about to say, your bachelor it's.
Speaker 3: Not even a birthday party, which it's never just a
Speaker 3: guy's only birthday party.
Speaker 5: I like, when.
Speaker 3: Is the last time you went, you know what, guys trip.
Speaker 3: We're just going on a guy's trip. We are lucky
Speaker 3: that we do guys trips. Under the guys of work.
Speaker 5: We're like, yeah, that's a fun.
Speaker 2: Play on words. It's a guy's trip, honey. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, with all the guys. I go, no,
Speaker 2: it's a guy actually, a fucking superhero. I'm flying to
Speaker 2: London to save the day.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, we'll give it. Sure, Sure.
Speaker 2: I get asked by my homies to go on a
Speaker 2: guy's trip at least twice a year.
Speaker 5: Wow. You just downright refuse.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm always busy. I go, put me down, and
Speaker 2: then I either am busy.
Speaker 5: Or don't want a golf yeah, right, right, right, right right?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're doing it.
Speaker 5: They're doing it. No, Well that's the trick. I think.
Speaker 3: Well, my friends absolutely do not do that. And by
Speaker 3: the way, I don't really have that many friends. You
Speaker 3: guys are mostly them whoa, you guys are mostly them.
Speaker 5: Huge revealed, and we don't even get your gifts. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I have a couple a couple. You guys don't give
Speaker 5: me gifts.
Speaker 3: I mostly just have a couple other friends, and we're
Speaker 3: not going on guys trips.
Speaker 5: I'll admit it.
Speaker 4: I do have a chat a signal if you will,
Speaker 4: of my friends from high school, and we are often
Speaker 4: saying that we're gonna go camping together, but it just
Speaker 4: never fully formed.
Speaker 5: I just want a lot of talk. Camping is something else.
Speaker 5: I the best. Does it rock? Did you have a
Speaker 5: good time? Seems like it sucks. Camping's okay, Yeah, it
Speaker 5: seems like it sucks.
Speaker 2: Camping is fine.
Speaker 5: It's all about pre prep. It's about the pre prep, really,
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 2: And the people I went with are absolute pros. I mean, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: that is unfucking believe. They had like a kitchen, like
Speaker 2: an outdoor kitchen, okay, full like sink stove, like prep tables.
Speaker 5: It was wild. Oh you were glamping.
Speaker 2: No, they just have all the gear because they go
Speaker 2: and when they go, they go, but they go full out,
Speaker 2: like try tip fucking tacos and charcouterie boards and fucking
Speaker 2: it was bananas. There were some bananas.
Speaker 5: Well that's that sounds fantastic. That sounds great.
Speaker 3: That's that's how you want to go camping. When I
Speaker 3: imagine going camping, I imagine this is how I wanted
Speaker 3: to go. I go, I bring I bring a suitcase.
Speaker 3: I check in at a front desk, I they give
Speaker 3: me a key. I go to my room and then
Speaker 3: I put my suitcases in the room, and then he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't know he's not describing camping.
Speaker 3: And then I go to like the pool boll and
Speaker 3: kind of lay there, and that's what I that's my
Speaker 3: best version of camping.
Speaker 5: Right, So just a vacation, staycation sort.
Speaker 2: The thing I just described. It still wasn't enough for
Speaker 2: me to be like, yeah, I love this, like it
Speaker 2: was the best version of it.
Speaker 5: You still felt like you were roughing it. Still, I
Speaker 5: still feel like this is he's chunking so hard. I can't.
Speaker 3: We're chucking so hard. You're you're so chunked. You're so chunked.
Speaker 2: I wanted to shower.
Speaker 5: Somebody help me. Oh, you just wanted to take a shower.
Speaker 4: That was your big beef is that you didn't get
Speaker 4: any I don't know why I'm asking this bro questions.
Speaker 5: He's the one who's chalking. He's chunking.
Speaker 3: Talking like I'm grilling this fool. Well, I take it back,
Speaker 3: I do, actually do. Uh. You know, I at this
Speaker 3: point in my life, since my body is mangled and
Speaker 3: uh and mess hurts to sit and stand and walk
Speaker 3: and sometimes breathe.
Speaker 5: Uh, Now, camping seems less fun.
Speaker 3: But I tell you what if I go camping and
Speaker 3: someone does one of all the work like lampiing situation,
Speaker 3: like because I like nature, I like being out in it.
Speaker 3: I like fishy, I like honey. I like to do
Speaker 3: all the things that you kind of do when you're
Speaker 3: out and about.
Speaker 5: Like killing. You like killing the animal.
Speaker 3: I like killing, like going into nature, Adam, animal wrecking
Speaker 3: shop if I can, if I can cut down a tree,
Speaker 3: killing endangered species.
Speaker 2: And uh, like ship on a Native American burial ground,
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 5: We're good. We're good.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that does something like I know you're you're kind
Speaker 3: of joking, but that does sound like a great trip.
Speaker 2: Almost all of it, right, almost all of it.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you could kill an American bald eagle,
Speaker 3: wouldn't that be pretty great?
Speaker 5: You could try, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You can try, you like to say, as you like
Speaker 2: to say, Adam, you can.
Speaker 5: You can try, motherfucker, I know.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, they're not even in dangered anymore.
Speaker 3: You can't kill them.
Speaker 5: You can't. Just like they're not in dangered anymore.
Speaker 2: And by the way, that happened on your watch, bro,
Speaker 2: are you okay with that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't like it.
Speaker 3: You gotta get out like it. No, they're a dime
Speaker 3: a dozen. Now, oh, they're all over the place. My
Speaker 3: parents live in Lake at the Ozarks, Missouri. They're covered, address,
Speaker 3: they're covered. Are they in invasive species? Because that's when
Speaker 3: ship gets fun. If the species is invasive, you can
Speaker 3: slaughter them.
Speaker 5: You can slaughter them.
Speaker 2: Will you explain what that means for the listeners?
Speaker 4: Well, that is an animal that is not originally from
Speaker 4: the area that is that is starting to cause problems
Speaker 4: in the ecosystem.
Speaker 5: It's starting to kill kill.
Speaker 3: Maybe another native animal there that is very good, and
Speaker 3: it just really it just makes shit haywire.
Speaker 2: This is like the pythons of floor water.
Speaker 3: Yes, they are lionfish. They have lionfish out there that
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 5: You can murder them. Those are the ones that have
Speaker 5: the spikes and they're venomous. Yes, yes, you don't touch those.
Speaker 2: Do not touch the venomous or poisonous, very poisonous.
Speaker 5: Well, what's the difference.
Speaker 2: If they bite you, do they inject something into you? No?
Speaker 3: I think it's if you get stuck with one of
Speaker 3: their stickers, which you if you touch it.
Speaker 2: So that's poisonous.
Speaker 3: That's well, wait a minute, what is so smart?
Speaker 4: I don't think that venom is exclusive to bite. You
Speaker 4: think venom is only from a bite? Is that the
Speaker 4: definition of venom?
Speaker 2: I think that venom is like something that gets like
Speaker 2: or like stung raw, but poison as if you get eaten.
Speaker 3: No, they you lionfish regardless with venom. Yeah, fine, I believe, Okay,
Speaker 3: I believe. Fine, I could be completely wrong. All right,
Speaker 3: moving on that it's important and said, how great would
Speaker 3: it be to murder them? You know, I have murdered
Speaker 3: some lionfish in my day. It's pretty fun. How you
Speaker 3: use a dynamite, You use a stick of dynamo.
Speaker 5: You gotta use the spear. Yeah, use it's spear fishing.
Speaker 4: Sounds really fun. That would be a cool little What
Speaker 4: if we went like Florida camping?
Speaker 5: That would be really fun.
Speaker 2: What do you get out of it? Because that does
Speaker 2: nothing for me killing anything?
Speaker 5: It's oh yeah, no, I love killing stuff. Or you're helping,
Speaker 5: you're literally helping. At some point, there comes a time
Speaker 5: in your life where you have to kill. And this
Speaker 5: is when you have to kill. This is when you
Speaker 5: have to kill.
Speaker 2: So you're just talking about doing housekeeping essentially.
Speaker 3: Absolutely right up top, essentially, Yeah, this is some Isaac
Speaker 3: this is Isaac talk. You gotta do some house you
Speaker 3: know what I where I like to camp is on
Speaker 3: my boat. Okay, yes, And technically I guess that's camping.
Speaker 3: This is like an RV on water and you go out,
Speaker 3: there's a bed. I could sleep on it, and then
Speaker 3: you could fish, you could go uh you know, you
Speaker 3: could do some swims.
Speaker 5: You can go scuba diving.
Speaker 2: That's just kill a couple of lionfish. Do you have
Speaker 2: a waterbed on your boat?
Speaker 5: You better?
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the whole bed is kind of
Speaker 3: a waterbed. You're it feels like it's a waterbed.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is if you have a waterbed
Speaker 2: on a boat, like.
Speaker 5: It just equals it itself out. Yeah? Is that right?
Speaker 5: Man has changed everything? Yeah? I don't know. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: a kind of camping.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Living on a houseboat? What do people call that? What?
Speaker 5: It's not to be in a house boat. It's just
Speaker 5: just a boat. It's all boat. I don't know what
Speaker 5: they would call that? What the hell would they call that?
Speaker 2: Any take backs?
Speaker 5: I guess, So what is it? What cool stuff has
Speaker 5: been happening in your guys lives?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Like, are you hungover right now? Or are you just
Speaker 5: you're good? I feel great? Oh good? Did you go
Speaker 5: out last night? No? Why are you laughing? I'm wondering because.
Speaker 3: Because Adam grilled me, like I'm not you drink six
Speaker 3: days a week. You're hungover right now. No, I'm chilling plays.
Speaker 3: The only reason making that is you're wearing glasses that
Speaker 3: cover your entire face.
Speaker 4: So I just want to put I just want to
Speaker 4: put my homie on. Dudeving these eyes. I look great.
Speaker 5: You do look really good right now. Thank you. Yes,
Speaker 5: but you understand where I'm coming from.
Speaker 3: If you but this will look good for the YouTube
Speaker 3: free frame, it'll be like, oh, that's a different episode.
Speaker 5: He's got these big glasses on. Maybe I'll click that. Dude,
Speaker 5: I'm thinking ahead, Adam, you forgot.
Speaker 2: Blake's always on his business.
Speaker 3: Blake's always thinking about Yeah, he's standing on the side.
Speaker 5: I'm standing on business. He's always thinking about freeze frames. Dude.
Speaker 3: I did a I think I could talk about it.
Speaker 3: I did an MLB baseball commercial yesterday.
Speaker 5: What hell? Yeah? It was fun. Got the cap there. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they gave me. This is my payment.
Speaker 3: I pulled a Blake and I said, just give me
Speaker 3: one baseball cap and I'll do it.
Speaker 5: Just give me a Dodger's hat and I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Just give me a Dodger's head, give me a looks
Speaker 3: for two dollars Dodgers head.
Speaker 5: It's a nice cap.
Speaker 3: But it was a lot of running, a lot of
Speaker 3: jumping a lot of jumping over stuff.
Speaker 2: And you're still doing that.
Speaker 5: Huh oh, oh my god, why are they making you
Speaker 5: do that? Doesn't doesn't Isaac tell him, he can't make
Speaker 5: him do it. He's doing it. Isaac tells no one nothing.
Speaker 5: He doesn't. He doesn't even check in on me.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 5: He's not like, are you feeling okay? How are you doing?
Speaker 5: Are you old?
Speaker 3: Are you hanging in there? Getting doesn't check in at all.
Speaker 3: He's just mostly crafty. Uh and then like browing down.
Speaker 5: With my agent and that's kind of sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I mean, uh, he is maybe the least
Speaker 3: what is it?
Speaker 2: He's not standing on business, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 5: He's standing on something standing you standing on?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: What is it called when you really care for someone,
Speaker 3: when you're empathetic? Maybe maybe it's empathetic, empathetic pathetic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the least empathetic person that I've ever met.
Speaker 5: But I got the second.
Speaker 3: But my body hanged in there fairly well, I would say,
Speaker 3: hang in there, hanged in there fairly well.
Speaker 5: No, no twitching today, some twitching.
Speaker 4: So wait, why were you jumping? And like, what part
Speaker 4: of baseball is that? What was this commercial? What do
Speaker 4: you mean what part of baseball is jumping?
Speaker 5: Jumping? You don't have to jump in baseball.
Speaker 3: You don't have to jump in baseball, jump to catch
Speaker 3: a ball? Never did you ever play baseball? That's a
Speaker 3: very rare That is a very rare occurrence when you
Speaker 3: actually have.
Speaker 5: To That happens literally every play.
Speaker 2: No, no, it doesn't. This is like a sports center
Speaker 2: movement you're describing.
Speaker 3: No, No, I would say about seventy percent of all
Speaker 3: baseball they're they're jumping one direction or another.
Speaker 4: To catch seven naturally, not absolutely not. It's about fielding rounders.
Speaker 4: It's about catching fly balls. Like if you're jumping, that's
Speaker 4: a that's an incredible play at that point.
Speaker 2: That's rare, especially in this era.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I guess that must have been
Speaker 3: a fucking freak athlete then, because I was always or
Speaker 3: you were just way out of a possession and you're
Speaker 3: like trying to make up.
Speaker 2: It's a different era of baseball. I mean they're working
Speaker 2: with like the fucking trajectory and all that. Now they're
Speaker 2: trying to hard. There's no more like ground roll doubles.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess I was working with the MLB, okay, and
Speaker 3: they know their shit, and they said, my boy needs
Speaker 3: to jump.
Speaker 5: Actually they're making you like skip around the base and.
Speaker 2: I feel like Adam was like, you need me to
Speaker 2: jump around, right, and they were like not really.
Speaker 3: I'm like acting like I'm catching, you know, balls over
Speaker 3: the fence, and I'm like diving off second base and
Speaker 3: catching stuff and you know second base.
Speaker 5: The hell, Yeah, why are you doing jumping off the
Speaker 5: base getting some air?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well you don't have to do that. You
Speaker 4: don't have to do that. That's do you bring in
Speaker 4: your own flavor? Well, of course, you know, I got
Speaker 4: to bring the stank to it, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like this is mostly your stink. And
Speaker 2: they were like, it actually is starting to smell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, They're like, Adam, you all you have to do
Speaker 4: is feel the grounder and You're like, I think it'd
Speaker 4: be sicker if I like jump off a second base,
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 3: Well dude, but also bending Hey, you say feel the
Speaker 3: grounder like that's also easy for me.
Speaker 5: It's not easy. That would be very painful to get.
Speaker 3: That low out, to get that low and all hunched over,
Speaker 3: bent over like that. I mean like they're like, Isaac,
Speaker 3: what can Adam do? He's like, honestly, I'm I mean
Speaker 3: snatch right now, he's like outa who who oh, my bad,
Speaker 3: my client.
Speaker 5: Do you guys have any more talkies? The reason my
Speaker 5: family can buy a new kitchen?
Speaker 2: Who oh, yeah, you're talking about the meal ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh you're talking about the remodel king getting radical?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I did that yesterday, right whenever.
Speaker 2: I dressed my children, I say, now, these are uncle
Speaker 2: Adam's clothes.
Speaker 5: That's what they are. Do you understand me? Uncle? What's
Speaker 5: his name? Okay?
Speaker 3: Wait, so were you on set with an actual baseball
Speaker 3: player or is it just you like running around the No? No, no,
Speaker 3: And I don't think I could give away I don't
Speaker 3: think I can give away the commercial.
Speaker 5: But it was a lot of blue screen.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of meat jumping on shit and uh,
Speaker 3: you know, they had a mound that I was leaping off.
Speaker 5: Of and doing all kinds of ship. Okay, well that
Speaker 5: sounds fun. It was.
Speaker 3: It was very fun, and it was fun to be
Speaker 3: back on set and one of the crew guys comes
Speaker 3: up to me and he was like, you know, I
Speaker 3: started my career on Workaholics. Wait a minute, and I'm like, okay, donkey, wait,
Speaker 3: you are you Eric Griffin?
Speaker 5: Ship? Dude? I was like, oh, ship, it's been a minute.
Speaker 5: Griff On craft.
Speaker 3: My god, your your knuckles have somehow gotten herrier. How
Speaker 3: the hell, how the hell did that happen? By the way,
Speaker 3: Eric Griffin is going to be on the crew.
Speaker 5: Yes, he.
Speaker 3: Excited to have him. Not he's not allowed to do
Speaker 3: stand up or anything. Really, he's just going to be
Speaker 3: a cruise mascot.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, a lot of pictures. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he said that he worked on Workolics as a
Speaker 3: background actor and now he's a prop master, and he
Speaker 3: said that he would do that to just meet crew members.
Speaker 3: And he met crew members on the set of Workaholics
Speaker 3: who put him in contact with other people who as
Speaker 3: how he got his first jobs in the business.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, brother, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 3: And do you guys remember this because he was like
Speaker 3: I almost felt like he was making it up. I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe this is another show, because he was like, I go,
Speaker 3: what episode or what scene do you remember? And he goes,
Speaker 3: all I can remember is you guys have rigged a
Speaker 3: pinball machine or like an arcade game to be a
Speaker 3: bong and the smoke was coming out of the the.
Speaker 5: Where you put the quarters in. Well, I think he was.
Speaker 5: He was on Blue Mountain State is probably what happened.
Speaker 5: It must have been something else because I was like,
Speaker 5: he thought you were Reacher. God, it happens a lot.
Speaker 5: It happens a lot. That's what mistaken reach a lot.
Speaker 5: That's so embarrassing. I'm so sorry. I know, I hate that.
Speaker 4: I hope they do a whole recut of Reacher with
Speaker 4: with Adam as Reacher.
Speaker 5: That would be fucking sick. Okay, yeah, what he like,
Speaker 5: can't run his well, he sort of looks at it.
Speaker 5: He just gives you. He just looks at people and
Speaker 5: they get hell scared.
Speaker 2: It's called it's called can't reach.
Speaker 5: Your ow damn sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that can't quite reach her. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would like to see that what you called a recut.
Speaker 5: It's a little recut. Yeah, like I'd like to see
Speaker 5: that recut. What is it a frame by frame a
Speaker 5: frame by frame recut, but reacher.
Speaker 3: Oh and we also shot pretty close to the Workaholics house.
Speaker 3: We shot in Panorama City, sure, and uh man, it
Speaker 3: felt good to be over there.
Speaker 5: It felt good to leave.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: During the day, it was one hundred and twelve degrees.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the rest of La the La Basin was like
Speaker 3: seventy two. It is like a beautiful day yesterday and raining.
Speaker 3: Panorama City was like one hundred and twelve. And then
Speaker 3: as soon as night happened, it was eleven degrees. It
Speaker 3: was so cold immediately. And then we leave and we
Speaker 3: it was a long day. Were we left at like
Speaker 3: eleven o'clock?
Speaker 5: Damn? When did I believe at like four pm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, going to be traffic.
Speaker 3: Uh No, he left, he left at the same timetting crafty.
Speaker 5: He still was getting crafty. He's like, I'm staying for pizza. Brother.
Speaker 3: He's like, uh, there's nachos. Did you want nachos? I
Speaker 3: know you probably don't want to nachos, but there's nachos.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get nachos real quick. Oh fuck, I
Speaker 3: shouldn't get nachos. But as I'm leaving, night walkers came out.
Speaker 3: I saw them creep out the night walker. We're talking prostitutes, yes,
Speaker 3: panoram prostitutes?
Speaker 5: Which you remember the night walkers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were outside of outside of the Workaholics office.
Speaker 5: They'd be like.
Speaker 3: You would you would see them when you remember some
Speaker 3: days you'd have to get to work at like five
Speaker 3: thirty in the morning and you would see them like
Speaker 3: starting to like hobble back home or you.
Speaker 5: Know, you see them. They had that they had that walk. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they got to avoid the sun hit them. They're like,
Speaker 5: have we ever?
Speaker 2: They're like centers. They just break into a river dance.
Speaker 2: Have we talked about the story when Awesome movie?
Speaker 5: Have we told the story about when the woman jumped
Speaker 5: out of the moving car on set?
Speaker 3: I think we did, but it was probably a long
Speaker 3: It's a pretty good story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was episode like forty five. Gay Yeah, should
Speaker 5: we tell it again?
Speaker 2: Hit them with it with So we're filming outside the house,
Speaker 2: which is set on like a super long block in
Speaker 2: the valley, and we just see like police roll up
Speaker 2: on this car and everyone starts looking down the way
Speaker 2: and we have trucks that are parked all the way
Speaker 2: that have like our props costumes, Da da da da.
Speaker 2: We think somebody like broke into the truck and was
Speaker 2: trying to steal something and I was trying to steal
Speaker 2: something and the car with that the car kind of
Speaker 2: guns that passed where we're all standing past one of
Speaker 2: the cops that had blocked off the street, and then
Speaker 2: a cop who was with us jumps in front of
Speaker 2: the car with his gun out.
Speaker 4: Which these are These are like set cops, so they
Speaker 4: haven't been on the force and the wild, so they're
Speaker 4: just ready to draw.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: And also I love set cops because they're all like
Speaker 3: you basically retire. Your retirement as a cop is to
Speaker 3: be a set cop because you could still get paid.
Speaker 3: You still get all the benefits and the uniform and hot.
Speaker 3: You look so sexy, but you're seventy years old and
Speaker 3: you're mostly sitting in a.
Speaker 2: Chair all day, or you probably murdered somebody and you're
Speaker 2: on like leave and they go, you know what, just
Speaker 2: go to workaholics for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: It's fine to go to drive out to Van Eyes
Speaker 3: Borderline paneas City BF Van Eyes.
Speaker 2: This car is like cruising by all of us kind
Speaker 2: of standing near the street, too fast to drive with
Speaker 2: like pedestrian. Cop pulls the gun out, jumps in front
Speaker 2: of it, has it on. The guys like roll your
Speaker 2: fucking window down, like full on, cop, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: And we were like we're rolling here, yeah, hey, okay,
Speaker 2: get the footy sound.
Speaker 5: You're blowing the take.
Speaker 2: And we're like, what happened? Did he like steal something
Speaker 2: and try and drive off? And so then the cop
Speaker 2: comes back and explains it to us because we can't
Speaker 2: film anything until this this goes away.
Speaker 5: He goes.
Speaker 2: So, apparently that guy picked up a prostitute around the corner.
Speaker 2: He turned on.
Speaker 5: Your gun street.
Speaker 2: He thought it was a or she thought it was
Speaker 2: a sting. Oh, and so she jumped out of the
Speaker 2: moving car. Everyone everyone down the block saw that thought.
Speaker 2: He pushed her out of the car and was chasing him.
Speaker 2: So he gunned it past us, and that's when the
Speaker 2: dude near us pulled the gun out on him.
Speaker 4: I love that he turned the corner and she saw
Speaker 4: like lights, trucks and she's like, oh, it's a huge sting.
Speaker 3: It's a massive sting to get me. This is a
Speaker 3: massive sting. There's they've caught thousands.
Speaker 2: Like this is a valley, This is a valley hooker
Speaker 2: working mid day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a midday Tuesday. I'm saying though, she
Speaker 3: she must have been like notorious. She was probably like
Speaker 3: a gobble really out true. They finally I was gonna
Speaker 3: say this top ten gobbler.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say this was her first day on
Speaker 2: the job. Oh, she's like, I don't know any better.
Speaker 5: They finally got me. Yeah, she's done.
Speaker 2: But she jumped out of a moving car and then
Speaker 2: darted off, and everyone thought that she had been like wow, kidnapped,
Speaker 2: and like whatever, who knows.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're a little kid and you're just like looking
Speaker 3: at your bad your like back window, and you're trying
Speaker 3: to like go down for your nap or whatever, you know,
Speaker 3: and you're like.
Speaker 5: And then okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine imagine you're little four years old, five years old,
Speaker 3: you just like your mom's like it's an afternoon, when
Speaker 3: uh time.
Speaker 5: To go to bed, honey, love you sweet dream.
Speaker 3: I'm looking out my back window and then you peek
Speaker 3: out your back window and you just see this gobbler
Speaker 3: creep over your fence.
Speaker 5: It's just like, wow, and your first word is gobbler?
Speaker 2: Adam, what is this? What is this picture you're painting?
Speaker 2: I don't even know, because imagine, imagine your kid. Imagine
Speaker 2: you're a kid trying to take a nap and a
Speaker 2: gobbling hooker jumps over your fence and you see her
Speaker 2: and you're trying to nap.
Speaker 5: This is one of your penthouse stories. Bro, I don't
Speaker 5: even understand it. Weird.
Speaker 2: That's not even my story. Those are just two things
Speaker 2: that are happening at the same time.
Speaker 3: This I just saying, if you're a kid and you
Speaker 3: see something like that, did this happen? First of all,
Speaker 3: no one is ever No one's going to believe you.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna believe you.
Speaker 5: Right, You're not even gonna know it's a gobbler.
Speaker 3: You're gonna say, this is a crazy looking woman with stalkings,
Speaker 3: with some crazy makeup, you know, looking like this.
Speaker 2: So specifically, something that happened to this is why you
Speaker 2: guys had to leave Iowa.
Speaker 5: It never happened. What happened in Iowa? Dude, it did.
Speaker 3: Although some ship it has happened, it wasn't. I never
Speaker 3: saw any gobblers. But I told you guys that My
Speaker 3: neighbor sitting directly across the street used to get butt
Speaker 3: naked in her window. And she was a senior in
Speaker 3: high school. Uh, it was directly across. It was our
Speaker 3: our houses were like twenty feet apart or however far.
Speaker 3: And she would get butt naked and me and had
Speaker 3: him pop popcorn and watch the show.
Speaker 2: It was to count your blessings. Just count your blessings.
Speaker 5: Okay, I know, I'm just saying, what are the events.
Speaker 2: Trying to nap and the Gobbler.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying what an event that would be. I'm
Speaker 5: just saying what an event that would that would be?
Speaker 5: They would it would definitely stick with you.
Speaker 2: You gotta make that short film. Gotta make that.
Speaker 5: You got to make that. Pixar dude, that's a good
Speaker 5: ass picktar.
Speaker 2: The Gobbler come in to theaters next year.
Speaker 5: Good Night, honey, good night, sweetheart. Have a good nap.
Speaker 5: Ever nap again the gobbler. Damn, she goes, Let me gobble.
Speaker 2: So there's a kid who's trying to nap, but he
Speaker 2: can't because the gobbler just crawled over the fence, I
Speaker 2: think is what you said, just flopped over. And so
Speaker 2: also he has to like, like the window. He's napping
Speaker 2: near the window. He has to see the fence.
Speaker 5: Dude, the window. It's he's you know, he cracked up
Speaker 5: in the way. He's looking out, he's daydreaming.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to take this sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you just let your kid just roast in the sun.
Speaker 3: Like the crib is right by the window. Man, it
Speaker 3: seems super problematic.
Speaker 5: He's not this. This isn't my child.
Speaker 3: My child is too young to know to even I'm
Speaker 3: saying this is an older child, right, I mean how old?
Speaker 5: When did they stop napping? When did they stop napping?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it depends three. Okay, I was thinking again,
Speaker 3: I feel like you start. I thought that you were
Speaker 3: like eight when you're done napping or some ship. But okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: so hey, guess what, this story doesn't really work.
Speaker 5: Do you guys?
Speaker 4: Can I ask you? And it's just kind of a
Speaker 4: boring question, but do you guys nap? Do you guys
Speaker 4: nap at all?
Speaker 5: Oh? Please? You ever hit the nap? Oh? Cool question?
Speaker 2: I actually love this question.
Speaker 5: You guys ever nap? Do you guys snap at all?
Speaker 5: You guys snap?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Do you guys snap?
Speaker 4: I begin hella tired at three o'clock. I get so
Speaker 4: tired at three o'clock. Now I'm the beach man. Doesn't
Speaker 4: matter how much celsiest I drink or five hour Energy
Speaker 4: or Zoa energy.
Speaker 3: Do we think it's the buzzballs that you drank earlier
Speaker 3: in the day that maybe put you to sleep?
Speaker 5: As you know, I am out of buzzballs. I got
Speaker 5: no buzzballs. Do you killed that plug? Bro? You hold
Speaker 5: that plug real quick.
Speaker 2: He also took some shots at the Blue Blockers.
Speaker 5: Hey, by the way, that's I didn't kill it. That's
Speaker 5: on them.
Speaker 3: If they if they double down on their love of
Speaker 3: Blake Man, that would really put me in my place, wouldn't.
Speaker 5: They've gone radio silot?
Speaker 3: That would really that is a dead All I'm saying
Speaker 3: is that would really put me in my place. If
Speaker 3: they went all in on Blake, dumped a truck of
Speaker 3: money on him, dumped covered him in buzzballs, just bathed
Speaker 3: him in these balls, it would really put me in
Speaker 3: my place.
Speaker 5: It would Let's show him, let's show out. Yeah, let's
Speaker 5: really show him. That'd be cool. Adam, you're a big napper.
Speaker 2: We know that.
Speaker 5: I like to nap you out. Yeah, I napped.
Speaker 2: Once a year. Maybe it's a whole thing.
Speaker 5: What do you mean it's a whole thing, like you.
Speaker 2: Like when it's when I'm like, when it's about to happen,
Speaker 2: I'm like, here we go, this is the nap like
Speaker 2: and it usually will be if like the boys turn
Speaker 2: on a movie at like one in the afternoon and
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I'll hang out. But it's maybe
Speaker 2: something I'm not interested in, Like halfway through I'm out.
Speaker 5: I'm out.
Speaker 4: And you're a cinophile and it's once a year, wow,
Speaker 4: and do you make the announcement You're like, boys, Daddy's
Speaker 4: going down for the one nap.
Speaker 2: It kind of I will not be disturbed. I guess
Speaker 2: it's a better way to put it.
Speaker 5: Do you go to bed?
Speaker 3: You go to your bed, or do you could just
Speaker 3: fall sleep on the couch and the couch the couch. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you don't even fall asleep on the couch. That's
Speaker 3: not easy to.
Speaker 2: No, wait, what no, I do I fall asleep on
Speaker 2: the couch. I nap right there while the movie is going.
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying, just only once a year you do that?
Speaker 3: Because I do that? Yeah, once a week, I mean
Speaker 3: once or twice a week. Yeah, I'm always falling asleep.
Speaker 3: So I mean I'm also on a ton of medications,
Speaker 3: so that might help.
Speaker 5: Wait what but also wait what?
Speaker 3: I won't shut up about it, but I feel like
Speaker 3: I've been doing this for years and years that yeah,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're good. You're a good napper. Oh yeah, I could.
Speaker 2: You can just laying on set. You could close your eyes.
Speaker 5: You don't need much.
Speaker 3: Yes, on set, I could just do a quick, you know,
Speaker 3: power fifteen minute power nap. You know, and workaholics sometimes,
Speaker 3: like at lunch if I was tired, I just go
Speaker 3: crash out.
Speaker 2: Oh I would.
Speaker 5: I would always bust a nap lunch lunch nap is manned.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, on on Gemstones, I wouldn't. I would nap
Speaker 3: every day. I would take a nap and then I
Speaker 3: would eat after my nap.
Speaker 5: O hell yeah, br yeah yeah man.
Speaker 3: And hey, Blake, you asked these hard hitting questions, so
Speaker 3: I know, I love it.
Speaker 4: This is the kind of info I like. And what
Speaker 4: about you, Blake, You're a napper. I nap pretty much
Speaker 4: every day. At around three o'clock, I hit about a
Speaker 4: fifteen minute nap.
Speaker 5: Oh every day. Yeah, dude, I get so tired and
Speaker 5: What are you doing that makes you so tired? Do
Speaker 5: we think it's from drinking six days a week or yeah,
Speaker 5: it's because you're out till three at fucking chot chap.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't. I do stay up late. I
Speaker 3: stay up till about one o'clock every night.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: I used to do that. I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3: I gotta drop I gotta drop kids off in the
Speaker 3: morning at school. So it's like, so, what time do
Speaker 3: you get up because that's when I stopped seven am? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because now I get up at about seven and so
Speaker 3: I don't sleep.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 3: I can't do that. I can't stay up until. I'm
Speaker 3: starting to admit to myself, like recently, I've been like.
Speaker 5: Bro, just go to bed. You're not watching anything. It's
Speaker 5: not worth it. Yeah, what are what are you doing?
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, just jerking off a lot? Is
Speaker 5: that what you're doing? Well that that's right around the
Speaker 5: twelve o'clock hour. Are you all right?
Speaker 3: So not only are you jerking off once a night
Speaker 3: you're sleepy, you're napping once a day.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you're jerking off with everyone at the
Speaker 2: crib at night where like anyone can hear any little and.
Speaker 5: My dig is creaky, My dig is creaky. Broh, you
Speaker 5: were put on headphones?
Speaker 2: Who puts on headphones? You?
Speaker 3: I go into I go into each go into each room.
Speaker 3: I put sound canceling headphones on. The children.
Speaker 2: You jerk off with headphones on.
Speaker 5: I do never jerk off with headphones on. But why not?
Speaker 5: That is asking for trouble. Brother. That's like j Owen
Speaker 5: with the with the VR goggles on. Well, I do
Speaker 5: that too. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: That's when your whole family shows up for like a
Speaker 2: surprise birthday party, and you're like, hey.
Speaker 3: God to sign up for YouTube. Wait PARTI jerf have
Speaker 3: to side and to see my blue block.
Speaker 5: And my new hat.
Speaker 4: You cannot and your new hat, which is really cool.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't j O with with with headphones on.
Speaker 5: You can't jo with headphones on. Phone. I would say,
Speaker 5: if anything, j O inside like mute it. Just do visuals?
Speaker 5: Oh got it? You suck? You have to have audio
Speaker 5: doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3: I would say I need the audio more than I
Speaker 3: even need the visuals.
Speaker 5: I had the visuals, I could close.
Speaker 3: My eyes and have every wait a minute, this is,
Speaker 3: this is, this is I could close my eyes and
Speaker 3: have every visual I whatever need.
Speaker 5: Now the sound is what I need. Really, Okay, did
Speaker 5: you guys.
Speaker 2: Ever have when when when home Porno on the comput
Speaker 2: it was brand new? Did you guys ever have just
Speaker 2: sound wave files of like fucking no.
Speaker 5: I didn't know. I did not. I remember you want to.
Speaker 2: Say this before you could get a whole movie?
Speaker 5: What it was before it was like you could get picture?
Speaker 5: And what year was this? You remember, you're the oldest
Speaker 5: person we know, so what was this?
Speaker 2: This is probably ninety six, ninety seven dos.
Speaker 5: This is MS DOS S this was Yeah, this is
Speaker 5: right before my time. Wait what you're saying? You would
Speaker 5: just download and this now we're getting back to our
Speaker 5: roots of the pot. You would just download the audio. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we went from napping right into joh and you went
Speaker 5: and just downloaded audio of Porno.
Speaker 2: No visual adam adam, forget the whole forgot the whole
Speaker 2: night Walker's chapter that brought us to nap.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But so yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: Dude, I listened to an entire episode of SmartLess for
Speaker 3: the first time ever the other day.
Speaker 5: Oh it's not bad.
Speaker 3: They didn't talk about jerking off or street walkers one time,
Speaker 3: and I immediately I was a little disappointed. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was like, it also made me go, maybe this
Speaker 3: is why they're infinitely more successful than we are.
Speaker 2: Possible, What is it even about them?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What is it?
Speaker 3: What could what could three guys even talk about? If
Speaker 3: it's not jerk off, it's a lot of industry, it's
Speaker 3: a lot of joeing or street walkers.
Speaker 2: What could they even talk about with sir Paul McCartney,
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. But wouldn't you like
Speaker 3: to hear about his jo routine? Because I bet it's
Speaker 3: so hodic.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm a dry guy. Actually, no loach at all,
Speaker 5: no need. All I need is the audio baby very
Speaker 5: shag DEVI choke. I'm choking the chicken, mate, eight days
Speaker 5: a week, I'm choking the chicken. There's this deppression. Isn't
Speaker 5: good but infinitely better than Blake's.
Speaker 3: Blake was Austin Powers immediately bab that.
Speaker 5: No, He's like, actually I don't think I can do Paul,
Speaker 5: and go for it, Go for it. Who do you
Speaker 5: think you can do?
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Paul McCartney.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty good. But isn't that John Lennon, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like paulmore John.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Paul doesn't really like.
Speaker 2: No, it's a softer it's softer, man, it's a softer softer.
Speaker 5: I feel like he's very normal. He just says, Oh,
Speaker 5: it's me, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 5: That's from the band, the Beatos.
Speaker 3: You're a stupid, dumb aff Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I even know it.
Speaker 5: Ringo.
Speaker 3: Sounds like Paul just sent me a link of ice
Speaker 3: article saying the Beatles have been talking about jerking off.
Speaker 5: Together since the sixties.
Speaker 3: What And I never was a Beatles guy, but they
Speaker 3: hearing but now I am.
Speaker 5: Now I'm like, are they my favorite band?
Speaker 3: In the recent GQ article, Paul McCartney shared a touching
Speaker 3: teenage story of jerking off with his friend and bandmate
Speaker 3: John Oh see you guys go yeah, and this is
Speaker 3: and I here I thought we were close. I've never
Speaker 3: jerked off with you guys, and I've never wanted to. Well,
Speaker 3: that sucks for you, because that's all I want to do.
Speaker 5: It's all you. You're like, maybe this podcast we can
Speaker 5: do it. This is all I want to do. That
Speaker 5: would be sick. We should do it.
Speaker 4: Let's do it when we turn sixty nine. Deal, okay, deal, okay,
Speaker 4: Thers is right around the corner.
Speaker 3: As long as we yeah, as long as we do
Speaker 3: it on the podcast.
Speaker 5: Okay, fair enough. I hope we're potting. We gotta be potting,
Speaker 5: I hope.
Speaker 2: But we just all live on a cruise ship now together.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's just a It just keeps circling, keeps
Speaker 4: circling the globe. Oh man, wait, get so keep going on?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 3: Is there any more info about this? This beetle mania?
Speaker 3: What's in the chat here? It's just they just jerked
Speaker 3: off really like?
Speaker 5: And that was that? Did they grow closer? Did they
Speaker 5: write a song about it? He said?
Speaker 3: You want to know the real secret of the Beatles,
Speaker 3: it's that they masturbated together.
Speaker 5: This. Uh so.
Speaker 3: The publication ran with the headline, here's a story about
Speaker 3: Paul McCartney and John Lennon cranking their hogs.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm a huge fan of it, said cranking
Speaker 5: the cranking their wrote this? Kevin, No, it was GQ article.
Speaker 5: What the hell? The Yellow Submarine is?
Speaker 2: George's penis we all living?
Speaker 5: Gotcha? We will live in it? It's so big we'll
Speaker 5: live in it.
Speaker 3: And then The New York Post ran an article that
Speaker 3: ran a cover story that said beat the Meatals.
Speaker 5: What the points to them? Oh? Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still over here thinking about Norwegian wood, like
Speaker 2: what we got.
Speaker 5: There's gotta be something that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: And then there and then they they their instagram posts
Speaker 3: tweeted out that cover story, and then the Instagram post
Speaker 3: wrote today's cover They got off with a little help
Speaker 3: from their friends. I need the hell these guys points.
Speaker 5: That's good. That's really good.
Speaker 3: So the Beatles did not deny this. They actually offered
Speaker 3: up this information.
Speaker 5: They didn't deny it. Apparently. Yeah that's great.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm not gonna sit here and read
Speaker 3: an article. You guys know how I feel about articles.
Speaker 3: I can't read, absolutely, I'd be bothered to read. Just
Speaker 3: keep reading the captions under the pictures.
Speaker 5: I read a few headlines.
Speaker 2: Adam like, listicles is what we're into over here?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Uh well here here here, I guess is an
Speaker 5: an antidote. Uh word of the day. Hey, what happened?
Speaker 3: We used to have wanking sessions when we were young
Speaker 3: at Nigel Wally's house in Woolton. This has gotta be
Speaker 3: an onion article. Now what a wanking session. A wanking session,
Speaker 3: we'd stay overnight and we'd all sit in armchairs and
Speaker 3: we'd put all the lights out, and being teenage p
Speaker 3: best and boys, we'd all wank what we used to do.
Speaker 3: Someone would say bridget Bardou. Oh, that would keep everyone
Speaker 3: on par. Then someone probably John would say Winston Churchill.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it would completely ruin everyone's concentration.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good, dude. How cute were people before porno?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, word like you used to just say bridget
Speaker 3: Bardeu and these teenage boys are just creaking an armchair,
Speaker 3: arrychedelic mate, Oh, I mean Winston church.
Speaker 2: But again it comes back to the audio real they
Speaker 2: were in the dark. All they had to do is
Speaker 2: hear the name.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what a funny thing happened to me
Speaker 3: the other day that I was like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is probably weird. My wife caught me just looking at
Speaker 3: I just looked up two thousands will be your ALBI,
Speaker 3: Go ahead, yeah, two thousands photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Speaker 3: And I just was looking at photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Speaker 3: And she's like, what are you doing? And I go, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just looking at photos of Jennifer Love hewit.
Speaker 5: And she goes why and I go, you know what,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know research.
Speaker 5: I think she was just the hottest woman alive.
Speaker 3: And I just to me at that time and I
Speaker 3: just thought of her and I just wanted to look
Speaker 3: at a photo of her.
Speaker 5: She was like, okay, weird.
Speaker 3: Power the Internet, I was able to just quickly look
Speaker 3: at these photos and it like it shook me to
Speaker 3: my core.
Speaker 5: And it shook me to my core again. I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think she should understand, like it has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with her. Sure, that's all you need
Speaker 2: to say. You know what, actually, honey, this has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with you.
Speaker 5: Ye keep yeah, keep it walking. She was fine with it.
Speaker 5: She was just like weird, of course, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: You know, you go, actually, it's not weird and it
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not weird, and it has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with you. And then your voice started to raise a
Speaker 3: little bit, dude, And didn't she date Jamie Kennedy for
Speaker 3: a minute? I sure that sounds like a checked thought.
Speaker 3: I think she did Todd do some research there. I
Speaker 3: think she dated Jamie Kennedy and for him, And then
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, being a comedy person could work out.
Speaker 3: It can really work out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and let's not all. Let's all not forget
Speaker 2: that at the first office we had for Workaholics was
Speaker 2: down the hall from the Jamie Kennedy experience, and Jamie
Speaker 2: Kennedy was driving a Bentley Continental GT, which is arguably
Speaker 2: my favorite car of all time the last twenty fifteen
Speaker 2: years or so.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, he was ballin' and I'm like balling.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he could have could he did
Speaker 2: he have GT Continental money? Oh?
Speaker 5: He might have been. He might have been. I think
Speaker 5: he did. Okay, but I mean.
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying he's like destitute Jim Kennedy crushed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's a very expensive way I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think any of us could own
Speaker 3: a GT Continental Okay, hell, but I would be sleeping
Speaker 3: in it, yes, Blake, maybe not.
Speaker 2: But here's what. Here's something someone said to me today
Speaker 2: because I was talking about like, she's an actress, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you know, like living in your
Speaker 2: means is like a good thing. That way you don't
Speaker 2: have the crazy pressure of like a house, you can't
Speaker 2: afford her cars, whatever, And she was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I heard someone say that if you can't afford something
Speaker 2: five times over what it costs, don't get it.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah I heard
Speaker 5: jay Z said that. Oh yeah, yeah. But so that's
Speaker 5: such a fucking rich househole thing to say, what the
Speaker 5: fuck five times yo?
Speaker 3: Cut into three people buy a house and take a
Speaker 3: mortgage out. Not everyone's has it has so many millions
Speaker 3: in the bank that they could buy it.
Speaker 2: But a mortgage is different. She's just talking about like
Speaker 2: a car, or like a leather jacket, or fucking like
Speaker 2: a watch or motorcycle, watch or shoes.
Speaker 5: What are other things? It's really rare comic.
Speaker 2: I'm blanking on the things.
Speaker 5: What are some things?
Speaker 3: Sunglasses, clouds, not clouds, baseball caps, blue sweaters, curtains, white tea,
Speaker 3: my secrets, secrets?
Speaker 2: No, not fucking I can't name just objects. This is
Speaker 2: crazy sentences.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's good advice.
Speaker 3: But but he was rocking the GT Continental and whether
Speaker 3: he could afford it or not, let's not get in
Speaker 3: the weeds there, but uh, refuse. But the cooler thing
Speaker 3: even than this car that he may or may not
Speaker 3: have been able to afford.
Speaker 5: He couldn't, but he had Jennifer love Hewitt. Yeah, my god,
Speaker 5: maybe she bought it for him.
Speaker 2: Maybe she got it for him.
Speaker 5: I saw.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but this is uh must be
Speaker 3: in the universe or something. But I saw, like I
Speaker 3: think Sam sent me a TikTok of a guy being
Speaker 3: asked like who is the hottest person, like the hottest
Speaker 3: chick on the planet, And then like I I got
Speaker 3: the question bounced to me and I was like, I
Speaker 3: reached back.
Speaker 5: I didn't know my answer now.
Speaker 2: I always just no, there is no now.
Speaker 3: I'm like to me, it was always like what came
Speaker 3: to mind was Jessica Albaston City. That was my I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe that's my number one of all time.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Jessica Alba was was a leader of the.
Speaker 3: Pa A super bad a super still very beautiful of course.
Speaker 2: Tyra Banks cover of Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, do you guys remember this? I do that up.
Speaker 5: Pull that up. We put that in the chat. Do
Speaker 5: you got to you?
Speaker 3: You have to reach back because even because Chloe was
Speaker 3: saying like what about.
Speaker 2: Was like Chloe on our wedding day.
Speaker 5: All right, well, yeah, what about what about Megan Fox?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, for sure, she's kind of her
Speaker 4: stock kind of went maybe I should have kind of
Speaker 4: actually got up.
Speaker 5: She seems a little more obtainable if he's kind.
Speaker 2: Of dating guys. The file has been shared.
Speaker 5: Holy holy, Yeah, she's stacked. That's a blame moment. That
Speaker 5: is a blame That's not it. No no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 5: no no, this is not that's that one. Thank you
Speaker 5: with the with the poka dots.
Speaker 4: Oh, because I was about to say she has meat
Speaker 4: on her bones and I like that pot iconic iconic.
Speaker 5: God, damn, this is a real dude.
Speaker 2: Cast wouldn't mind if she climbed over my fence during
Speaker 2: a map?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 3: But I think it has to be it's it has
Speaker 3: to be from an age when you were I think
Speaker 3: the honest girl that you could imagine has to be
Speaker 3: from when from when you were a teenager, right when
Speaker 3: when it was just like yeah, yes, you know, when
Speaker 3: you were it was just peak peak horniness levels.
Speaker 5: That's when you're you're just getting like spinal tapped with.
Speaker 4: Like you you you You print out a picture of
Speaker 4: her off the internet and tape it on your bindery.
Speaker 4: She's so hot, You're like, I just want to look
Speaker 4: at this picture, get horny about it.
Speaker 2: The woman who played super Girl in the Day, Helen Slater.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't that's your way too.
Speaker 2: In the Great snounch Todd throw some hell Supergirl in
Speaker 2: the chaplain.
Speaker 3: Stop to stop, No Todd, don't do that. If anything,
Speaker 3: throw up two thousands Jennifer Love Hewitt because.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but I think but by the way.
Speaker 3: I will say, Chloe kind of looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Speaker 3: I think I had a type and uh, I went
Speaker 3: for you gravitated towards that. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool, dude.
Speaker 4: But I do think it was like it's kind of
Speaker 4: like a hard question when somebody asked, like, who's the
Speaker 4: hottest hottest girl on Earth?
Speaker 5: Right now? I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to say now, I wouldn't be.
Speaker 5: Able to say. I couldn't even I don't know. I
Speaker 5: think I think you go, who's the hottest girl?
Speaker 3: And I immediately I think would say early two thousands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jennifer love Hewitt, Yeah, he love that's a banger.
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna think about this for a minute.
Speaker 5: Now, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: You would think you would have it right at the
Speaker 4: top of mine. You think that would be something you
Speaker 4: could just and as far as.
Speaker 3: Dudes go, blake, what's your answer, as far as dudes go, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's easy.
Speaker 5: It's always going to be Brad Pitt, Come.
Speaker 2: On, man, yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, have you guys right now, Brad one or whatever?
Speaker 3: F one Brad Pitt, Yeah, mature. I just saw a
Speaker 3: photos of Brad Pitt and it was something like these
Speaker 3: photos are.
Speaker 5: Breaking the internet.
Speaker 3: But it was Brad Pitt, like just wearing work gloves
Speaker 3: and like dirty boots and ship.
Speaker 5: He just looked he did look cool as shit.
Speaker 3: And I was like, why does Brad Pitt just dirty
Speaker 3: look cool?
Speaker 5: Like he just looks fucking radical. He looks better to.
Speaker 3: Be fair, he looks cool always doing anything. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: wore like the dress in the desert.
Speaker 5: He looked cool.
Speaker 3: But I think guys in general, they look a little
Speaker 3: they look a little.
Speaker 2: Better when they because you don't want to do like
Speaker 2: sex object. You want to be someone who can do
Speaker 2: something right.
Speaker 5: So like I'm a mainly tough guy.
Speaker 2: When he's on the roof in uh, once upon a
Speaker 2: time in Hollywood with like the work belt and the
Speaker 2: fucking hammer or whatever he's doing.
Speaker 5: Oh god, there's going.
Speaker 2: I came in my pants straight up.
Speaker 5: Pee, we heard. See.
Speaker 3: The thing about our podcast is we don't just it's
Speaker 3: not only for the dudes.
Speaker 5: We give a little something for the women too.
Speaker 2: You know, of course we do well.
Speaker 3: But I just think Brad Pitt was kind of a bad,
Speaker 3: kind of a bad answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's the top of mind.
Speaker 4: I should have led with, like we need somebody now.
Speaker 4: There's got to be somebody really hot right now.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you you have to go.
Speaker 5: You have to go.
Speaker 3: Back to when we were kids, like peak level is it?
Speaker 3: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, what are we doing? You know?
Speaker 5: What the hell is a JT. T is? No, that
Speaker 5: was like a if you're like Tiger he was a
Speaker 5: boy like men. Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 3: Tiger beat Like if you're trying to get a little
Speaker 3: like well then and it is for sure than it
Speaker 3: is for sure.
Speaker 5: Without a doubt.
Speaker 4: Pick a Laurn's brother, Go there's some hot there's some
Speaker 4: hot dudes right now. I'm telling you I'm not I'm
Speaker 4: not thinking of somebody who's super.
Speaker 2: There's more hot guys now than hot girls. Apparently we
Speaker 2: can't even think of one.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a lot of hot hot boys, hot boys.
Speaker 5: I don't know any man. Three.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm bad with names. But who was the dude
Speaker 4: in Twisters or whatever?
Speaker 5: Glenn Powell? Powell? Oh yeah, he's pretty fucking sexy. No
Speaker 5: durs is hotter than him? Thank you.
Speaker 2: I've been saying it all day.
Speaker 4: I mean, two of my favorites are on the fucking
Speaker 4: pod right now. I think you guys are gorgeous, fair enough.
Speaker 3: I relate every hot guy, every hot guy that's out
Speaker 3: there right now, I just relate to Anders. I'm just like,
Speaker 3: is Anders hotter?
Speaker 5: It's kind of your bar. Ye are they above or beyond?
Speaker 5: He hotter? Hotter than Anders? Yeah, that's cool. Get when
Speaker 5: there's really like dial You're gonna make me spin out
Speaker 5: at him really dials it in? My god? Yeah, oh
Speaker 5: my god.
Speaker 2: Every ten years when, oh my god, speaking of dialing
Speaker 2: it in, did you guys dial in the Pee Wee documentary?
Speaker 5: I was about to say, I have not yet, and
Speaker 5: I'm really mad about that. I didn't know that it
Speaker 5: was out.
Speaker 3: Does it talk about him jerking off in the theater
Speaker 3: of course, come on.
Speaker 5: Come on, I just want to party. But that's not
Speaker 5: what it's about. It's not like a hit.
Speaker 4: It's not a hit piece, right, It's more about like
Speaker 4: honoring like the creative process of Peewee's playhouse.
Speaker 2: So Blake hasn't seen it, but yeah, that's sure.
Speaker 3: No it's not yeah, yeah, sure, okay, I have not
Speaker 3: seen it, but I have a lot like it's it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's crazy how impactful that dude is. Because a lot
Speaker 4: of people who I follow on social media, like artists,
Speaker 4: people they like, they like.
Speaker 5: Stole his posts.
Speaker 4: Shit yeah no, no, they're like made posts about like,
Speaker 4: you know, really hard flt shit, like wrote big aerographs
Speaker 4: where you're like goddamn and like what the fuck about
Speaker 4: just like how.
Speaker 2: Much when he died or for the documentary for the
Speaker 2: doc where they're just like they shouldn't have here's here's
Speaker 2: my big takeaway. And by the way, when Pee Wee died,
Speaker 2: I did drop a paragraph and I was like he
Speaker 2: had the ability to make everyone feel like he was
Speaker 2: there like special, Like, oh, I like pee Wee Herman.
Speaker 2: Actually that's it, that's my ship. And it's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's everybody's ship. You just had that kind of like
Speaker 2: draw or whatever. I love pee Wee's Big Adventure is
Speaker 2: my top ten movies of all time, and seeing him
Speaker 2: in other shows and movies Super Funny.
Speaker 3: Blow my favorite movie of all time, Adams, when he
Speaker 3: guessed it on thirty Rock and played like this ambassador
Speaker 3: freak show, it was amazing.
Speaker 5: I didn't see that you watch right, Blow? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's right, Adam. I feel like you just said that
Speaker 5: he was a voice in Tigtne. Oh yeah, I actually
Speaker 5: met him. He's really not.
Speaker 2: But my big thing walking away from this documentary was.
Speaker 5: That Pee Wee was just a little bit of a.
Speaker 2: Cunt and probably super hard to work with.
Speaker 4: Okay, really well, he well, I think he had a
Speaker 4: very clear a clear vision or like.
Speaker 2: I think he's a control freak genius with a absolute gift.
Speaker 2: But he was also like I'm going to be the
Speaker 2: funniest in the room and I'm going to decimate everyone
Speaker 2: around me. That is the that's the deal.
Speaker 5: So that's what the documentary kind of portrayed.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's not what it portrayed, but it's what it showed.
Speaker 5: It showed everything. It showed like very honest childhood, very
Speaker 5: very honest.
Speaker 3: Well I heard the reason that he jerked off in
Speaker 3: this theater that he had had.
Speaker 5: Well that was what took him down. Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 5: go there.
Speaker 3: Well, I know you don't like to talk about jerking
Speaker 3: off suddenly when it's about a child. When it's about
Speaker 3: a child, I love talking about jerking off.
Speaker 5: I wish people would just get.
Speaker 2: You know, Blake, You're normally not that funny, but this
Speaker 2: is funny.
Speaker 3: Well no, it's because that's what took him down. That's
Speaker 3: that's what I kind of ruined his career, which sucks. True,
Speaker 3: which is one of the only reasons I'm not jerking
Speaker 3: off in public.
Speaker 2: You know, sure, it's the one thing you were about
Speaker 2: to do it and the documentary came out and you're
Speaker 2: like no, no, no.
Speaker 4: You guys like, h ship, no, it is bullshit because
Speaker 4: all you did was j O in a porno theater, Like,
Speaker 4: leave him the funk alone, let him do it.
Speaker 3: But the reason he he did it is he had
Speaker 3: his in laws. Apparently this is the story. Did you
Speaker 3: watch the doc No, no, no, I know friends of
Speaker 3: his that said this is what happened. Okay, he had
Speaker 3: his in laws. They were in town, and he this
Speaker 3: is what I was told on.
Speaker 5: This is I know, But just why don't you to
Speaker 5: ask what happened? He was, well, I'm gonna find out
Speaker 5: in a second.
Speaker 2: But I was back home in Florida.
Speaker 5: But go ahead. Oh he was back home, and so
Speaker 5: he was at his inn.
Speaker 2: He was back home in Florida with his parents, and
Speaker 2: he was like, I gotta go fucking to a theater
Speaker 2: and beat Okay, as we all have the thought perfect,
Speaker 2: as we all have, we all think we need to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 5: Well, they don't even have they don't even have theaters.
Speaker 5: Do jerk off theaters anymore?
Speaker 2: Really, right, I'll find I'll find you one.
Speaker 5: They do in Hollywood, I think, don't they No, of
Speaker 5: course they do. Yeah, I know I know them. Not
Speaker 5: really though, that's how that's how, that's how guys meet guys.
Speaker 3: Still not really, I think I think they've it's really
Speaker 3: dried up.
Speaker 5: That sack has dried up.
Speaker 2: But it's a bummer. I mean, all these the Cinerama
Speaker 2: dolls and shut down arc Light AMC.
Speaker 3: I remember one time, and I don't think Blake was
Speaker 3: with us. I think it was me and Kyle. We
Speaker 3: went to the I wasn't went to the eye Hop
Speaker 3: in Miracle Mile that we would go to quite often
Speaker 3: at night, and we were we parked in that little
Speaker 3: parking lot in the back, if you remember Blake.
Speaker 5: And we were.
Speaker 3: There was a car parks there and you could get
Speaker 3: the Internet of the eye Hop if you parked in
Speaker 3: this one spot. And this guy his full laptop open,
Speaker 3: just full on, reclined back watching Porno, sublime directory up
Speaker 3: and about class, cranking cranking down.
Speaker 2: Just going for it.
Speaker 3: And both Kyle and I we weren't like, oh disgusting.
Speaker 3: We were like, good for you, man, We're gonna do
Speaker 3: that you. Good for you, buddy. Can you go take
Speaker 3: a laugh because I know I'm sure you have a
Speaker 3: family at home.
Speaker 2: Send that man an orange juice.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you have a family at home, and you don't.
Speaker 5: You wanted to get away real quick and you're able to.
Speaker 5: Wi Fi was sparse, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, this is like every internet cafe. When Emma lived
Speaker 2: in Africa, in whatever country, she was like, I would
Speaker 2: go to the internet cafe because that's what you had
Speaker 2: to do. And it's just me sending emails back home,
Speaker 2: and every dude watching porno.
Speaker 5: What in public in front of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were like, dudes, they're like, if you
Speaker 2: go to the fucking Internet cafe, guess what you can
Speaker 2: type in fucking and you just watch videos of people
Speaker 2: fucking and like that's cool, man, let's go.
Speaker 3: Well that's essentially every live public library now right now.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you have blocks. All the books have been fucked.
Speaker 5: No, they block it, dude, you can't get on those sides.
Speaker 3: Well, dude, you could figure a way around it, so
Speaker 3: you obvious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess once you crack the code and you
Speaker 4: know the loopholes, you know there has to be a loopholes.
Speaker 4: Breastfeeding videos out the gate, Brazilian wax videos.
Speaker 3: Well, do you don't think homeless homeless guys are good
Speaker 3: at finding at finding ways to watch porno?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably fans head. They're like mcguy, they're pros.
Speaker 2: It's almost the only thing they're good at.
Speaker 3: Like my guy rout, they're like fucking Tom Cruise, Mission
Speaker 3: impossible out here, dude.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, they're cracking that code. What do you mean by
Speaker 5: that exactly?
Speaker 2: Blake and I Blake, I'm with you, But what do
Speaker 2: you mean exactly by that? I'm just like Dent, Dent Dan.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking of the theme song. Bro, I'm just
Speaker 2: thinking of a homeless guy like Dent Dent coming down,
Speaker 2: like got me hard Backer hard.
Speaker 5: I want to see the I want to see the
Speaker 5: What is it? M I eight? I'm excited about it.
Speaker 5: I yet to see it.
Speaker 2: My mom sent me a tux. She goes, I just
Speaker 2: saw Tom Cruise. It was awesome and I was like.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, he still got it. Where where'd you see him? Oh?
Speaker 5: The movie?
Speaker 2: The movie?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I didn't. I like, I didn't even.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck are we? Okay, you
Speaker 2: went to the movies and you saw Mission Impossible?
Speaker 5: Got it? That's cool. That's a cool way to I
Speaker 5: do want to see it.
Speaker 3: So, any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.
Speaker 2: Look to be clear, I'm not calling Paul Rubins at cunt.
Speaker 5: Okay, No, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: I'm saying is that it seemed like it was tough
Speaker 2: to work with a guy who kind of room and chunking, and.
Speaker 5: He's chunking right, and he's trying to do an apology.
Speaker 5: Damn it, the first time is ever take real? Yea back? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you chunked out? I knew I was. We're here you
Speaker 5: know it makes sense. No.
Speaker 4: I think anytime you're a person that's that prolific and
Speaker 4: that creative, you have to have a you have to
Speaker 4: have a very strong will that you're imposing on people
Speaker 4: to have your vision be clear, like he was writing
Speaker 4: the book for it.
Speaker 5: I mean outside of like Jim Henson and shit like that.
Speaker 5: Here's the other little thing.
Speaker 2: He's got this boyfriend before he joins the Groundlings, and
Speaker 2: his boyfriend does a little voice when he's eating breakfast.
Speaker 5: That's like, this is tasty.
Speaker 2: Stole the voice from him?
Speaker 5: God damn it? What aunt I know?
Speaker 2: But oh, but.
Speaker 5: Also is his boyfriend a comedian or a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, a performance artist?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I was like, if his boyfriend was just like,
Speaker 3: come on office, it's like you could take the void.
Speaker 3: You know, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I would say, cool little window into Adams world.
Speaker 5: What the hell?
Speaker 3: Well, it's like you could do impressions of your family
Speaker 3: and friends, and you know, it's especially if you're not
Speaker 3: a comedian. I would say that was totally fun. Of course, course,
Speaker 3: I guess. Well, I was gonna say.
Speaker 4: The reason I didn't watch the Peewee doc is because
Speaker 4: I instead clicked on the Dale Earnhardt Doc.
Speaker 5: Which is really freaking.
Speaker 3: And this is the difference between us. It does this
Speaker 3: is it's really cool. You guys should definitely watch it.
Speaker 3: It's fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Dude, how many episodes?
Speaker 5: It's four, It's four. That's three too many.
Speaker 3: At least watch the first one because that Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Speaker 3: It goes into Dale Earnhardt Junior. But the first episodes
Speaker 3: are of course senior, because Dale Junior is not racing yet.
Speaker 2: Is there a d E three?
Speaker 5: I haven't got to the fourth episode. I don't think
Speaker 5: he's on the track.
Speaker 3: You know what, Dale Earnhardt and I were supposed Junior
Speaker 3: were supposed to hang out in Charles.
Speaker 5: That's fucking cool. And then it never It never happened,
Speaker 5: that's fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's busy making the dock.
Speaker 4: All that shit is so it makes you go like,
Speaker 4: of course they made Talladega Knights, like of course the
Speaker 4: world is so fucking cool and.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, you're right. I think I think I would
Speaker 5: really really like the characters. Just everybody is as cool
Speaker 5: as where did he get caught jacking off? Every everywhere? Bro?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah that he didn't get caught name it
Speaker 3: he caught the police with his cock like, hey, get
Speaker 3: over here, let's go, let's go. Uh, that's incredible. I
Speaker 3: think I would really like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, check it out. It's good.
Speaker 3: It's Amazon front stock car racing, right car, isn't that
Speaker 3: stock car?
Speaker 5: Yep? Yeah yeah, yeah, we don't know he watched the documentary.
Speaker 5: I didn't. I think it's I don't know. I don't
Speaker 5: think they were ever like stock Yeah, but yeah, that
Speaker 5: is what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I believe Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Off, I was drinking off while I was watching oh
Speaker 4: first of that midnight midnight sure, Yeah, when I was
Speaker 4: starting off to deal when the clock strikes midnight, Blake crank,
Speaker 4: I'd like to take back.
Speaker 3: Uh, A lot of the hurtful things I said about
Speaker 3: Isaac right up top was more present than I'm giving
Speaker 3: him credit for.
Speaker 5: He never checked in.
Speaker 3: Still, he just he didn't do that because he's not
Speaker 3: an empathetic person. But but also I probably didn't give
Speaker 3: him a chance.
Speaker 5: I was, like I told, because I won't shut up.
Speaker 5: You know, you guys know me.
Speaker 3: So I I probably didn't give him a chance to
Speaker 3: to be a good person.
Speaker 5: But he wouldn't have. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: I like how even even before you we we.
Speaker 3: We bully Isaac a lot on here, and he's gotta
Speaker 3: he does deserve it because.
Speaker 2: He's a he's a good guy. He means he's a
Speaker 2: great guy.
Speaker 3: Birthday coming up and I can't wait to celebrate him.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a real throwdown.
Speaker 2: Should we get him a gift like we were talking about?
Speaker 3: I mean maybe maybe I don't wear that I got him.
Speaker 3: I got him a little stumping.
Speaker 5: Would you get you got him something?
Speaker 3: I'm not telling Well, we should all pitch in and
Speaker 3: get him something cool or you got them a little something.
Speaker 5: It should be a cool something. Okay, we can we can.
Speaker 2: Talk about it or can we get in on that
Speaker 2: little someone?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Maybe just geting It's very small. It's very small.
Speaker 5: That's all it needs to do. Even better, actually, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's all.
Speaker 2: That way, it becomes like a joke gift. It's like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is from all you guys.
Speaker 5: That's even better. That's funny. Yeah, well it's not that
Speaker 5: good Jesus even better. Even better makes the joke. I'll
Speaker 5: let you guys sign the card. All right? Well that
Speaker 5: was another episode is import.
Speaker 3: Yeah baby, Yeah, Shagg of Delly.
Speaker 5: I'm the gobbler.
Speaker 3: I'm the gabbler. I'm just trying to nap, Mommy, sweet dreams, Honey,
Speaker 3: I'm the gabbler.