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Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving five. Hello. Hi, is this Michael? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Zeed. Hey Michael, this is pizza over in

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Speaker 1: the corporate offices. How you doing? Oh? Hi, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm all right. Hey. Sorry to call you on your

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Speaker 1: day off, but I need to have an off the

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Speaker 1: record conversation with you. Uh yeah, yeah, Um, am I

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Speaker 1: in any trouble of any kind? Not yet, I'm just

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Speaker 1: messing with you. I'll just I'll just go ahead and

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Speaker 1: get right to the point because I know you're probably busy. Um.

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Speaker 1: I want you to have your boss's job. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: what do you think I'm not? Ah, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean by that? You mean I mean eventually? I mean

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Speaker 1: I want your boss Todd out, and I want to

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Speaker 1: make you the general manager of the autopart store. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna Firetob Well, i'd like to know that's and

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Speaker 1: I want you to have his position. Oh that would

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Speaker 1: be so great. You have no idea? Yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: it's an exciting opportunity, but there is a little bit

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Speaker 1: of an issue, and I'm going to need your help

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Speaker 1: if we do this. You need my What do you

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Speaker 1: mean you need my help? Can't you just can't you

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Speaker 1: just fire Tid. That's not the way it works. You'll

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Speaker 1: learn that when you become a manager. Um, I need

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Speaker 1: cause for firing him, and that's where you come in.

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Speaker 1: I I'm sorry, I'm still not understanding you. Can you

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Speaker 1: can you tell me what more what you need from me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I need your help in creating a reason for me

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Speaker 1: to fire him. And one of the easiest things that

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Speaker 1: I could think of would be if you could just

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Speaker 1: plant some illegal drugs in his office for me. What

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Speaker 1: all right? Come on, can you do that for me? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you really need me to do?

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Speaker 1: That's it. I'm not messing with you. Man. Listen, my

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Speaker 1: desk is full of meth right now for just this

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. You can use some of that, put

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Speaker 1: it in one of his drawers, put in a phone

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Speaker 1: call to the police. Boom, he's fired. U. You're actually

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Speaker 1: you're actually serious right now? Hey? His job is more

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Speaker 1: than double your salary. Yeah, you know I figured he

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Speaker 1: made a lot of money, but it's a double I

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Speaker 1: didn't know it was a double money salary, more than

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Speaker 1: double your salary. All you have to do is plan

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Speaker 1: a little bit of drugs for me, and you've got

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Speaker 1: that job. It's a big raise. My friend. I hate Todd,

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Speaker 1: but I can't. I can't get him in that much trouble.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want somebody to go in it.

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Speaker 1: It's one thing if he loses his job, but if

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Speaker 1: he goes to jail, I don't want that on my god,

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Speaker 1: you're killing me. Sorry, I just I you know, I

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Speaker 1: just don't feel comfortable with that. How about this, If

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Speaker 1: you're not willing to plant the drugs, would you consider

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Speaker 1: seducing him and recording it? Tell you I didn't hear

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Speaker 1: me laugh. I'm serious. Oh. The business world is not

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Speaker 1: an easy place, man. If you want to move up

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Speaker 1: the ladder, you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices.

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Speaker 1: I had some drugs, sleep with your boss, and film it.

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Speaker 1: I had to do all those things you did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how do you think I got to where I'm at? Oh? Man?

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Speaker 1: I respect you know those things. You want to get

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Speaker 1: to where you are. But I'm just not comfortable making

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Speaker 1: a pass that's hot. I mean, I don't think he'll

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Speaker 1: he'll believe that I mean it. He knows that that's

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Speaker 1: not my kind of thing. You don't even really have

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Speaker 1: to make a pass. I'll tell you how I did it.

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Speaker 1: One time, I walked up Behy my manager. I grabbed

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Speaker 1: their wrist kind of and I placed it on my

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Speaker 1: bum got a picture of it. Next thing, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got three promotions in a month. That's a that's

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Speaker 1: pretty crazy. I know, I know it's a little unconventional.

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Speaker 1: But you think you could do that. You think you

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Speaker 1: could somehow get a picture of his hand on your

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Speaker 1: leg or something. That's all I would really need. I

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Speaker 1: don't need you to go all the way with him. Look,

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Speaker 1: I really want this job, but I'm just not. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm Is there anything I can do other than than

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Speaker 1: touch him or put drugs in his desk or anything else.

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Speaker 1: I do have another idea, Yeah, and this doesn't involve

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Speaker 1: you're touching or drugs or anything. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know this, but your boss has a medical condition.

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Speaker 1: He's got a weak heart. Oh my god, I had

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Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah, he's on medication and everything

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Speaker 1: for it. So here's what I'm thinking. So if you're

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Speaker 1: willing to sneak up behind him a couple of times

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Speaker 1: a day and then just clap your hands really loudly

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Speaker 1: by his ear, it might start him enough. We might

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Speaker 1: be able to actually make that thing story. You want

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Speaker 1: me to kill my boss? Oh no, I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to kill your boss. You just told me he

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Speaker 1: had a heart condition. You want me to sneak up

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Speaker 1: behind him to me to kill this guy. No, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be killing him. His heart would be killing him.

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Speaker 1: It already kind of wants to anyway. That's not I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna kill my boss for a job. But you

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Speaker 1: don't get it. It's not you actually doing it. It's

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Speaker 1: just you're having fun and oh my god, his heart

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Speaker 1: got freak. Job. That's not fun. It's what's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: But this is autoparts. Don't you want his job? Though?

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Speaker 1: I want his job, but I don't want death on

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Speaker 1: my councis. I don't want to sum him the prison.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make his risk. All right. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you're on my list now with

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Speaker 1: people that I'm not a big fan of so I

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Speaker 1: guess I can just hang up the phone with you.

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Speaker 1: What now, You're gonna kill me? Now now, I'm no,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 1: What did you just say? I said, I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your co worker Alex set you up. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not, he says. You guys are always talking about

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Speaker 1: how you'd do a better job than your boss. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, he said that to you. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: know what, I don't buy it, man, I bet your

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Speaker 1: boss would be willing to kill you if you had to.

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Speaker 1: That's probably you were some kind of monster. Man. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, don't act like you haven't thought about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I wouldn't actually do it. Week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jebil phone taps weekday. The two point five