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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of Misfortune, So Alex Frau, yep, me

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Speaker 1: spin that wheel. A clip of the tongue. A clip

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Speaker 1: of the tongue. Ouch, it's like a binder clip you

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Speaker 1: have to put on your tongue for three seconds. Oh

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Speaker 1: those things hurt when you put him on your finger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so somebody is going to have to put

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Speaker 1: in a second with the Wheel of Misfortune. But before

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Speaker 1: we play the game, we have to meet the players.

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Speaker 1: And now the starting lineup for your Jubile show at

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Speaker 1: executive producer. He's kind of a big deal. Pickle. That

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Speaker 1: end is justin barns. Well, somebody, Google, can you die

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Speaker 1: from a hangover for me? Please? Growing up, he wanted

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Speaker 1: to be like Tiger Woods before the sex scandal English

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Speaker 1: even just remember you might hate wearing a mask, but

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Speaker 1: to the easily offended? Hersh is it Taco Tuesday? So

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Speaker 1: I don't know? Is it? No? Yes? You can take

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Speaker 1: the boy out of the hood, but you can't take

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Speaker 1: the hood out of the boy. Humo. I think every

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Speaker 1: day is taco Tuesday should be definitely, except you're probably

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Speaker 1: our tongues falls off because of lack of circulation, because

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Speaker 1: of a binder clip. Why do we do this? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, who thought of this game? Suck? We

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Speaker 1: all thought of it. When we're starting the show. We're like,

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Speaker 1: let's say, there'll be a fun way to start to day.

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Speaker 1: We'll do the Wheel of Misfortune every day. We'll have

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Speaker 1: a little misfortune and all the fun. And then now

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Speaker 1: we're snapping ourselves with mouse traps, we're putting binder clips

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Speaker 1: on our tongues, we're rubbing our hands in mayonnaise, paper

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Speaker 1: cutting yourself, paper cutting. I've done like both of these. Yeahs,

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Speaker 1: had to do most of them. Eventually, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: like stab Alex. All right, well we'll find out who

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Speaker 1: has to take the misfortune in just a second. That's right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: It's time for the Wheel of Misfortune. Are fuzzy enabled

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Speaker 1: Executive producer Justin Barnes in studio with a bag full

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Speaker 1: of names it's gonna reach into a sack and pull

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Speaker 1: wallbanger of punishment that the wheel is screw driving you with. Today.

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Speaker 1: They'll be asked a trivia question which will determine their

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Speaker 1: fate or the fate of someone else on the show.

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Speaker 1: If they get it wrong, they'll have a glass of

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Speaker 1: misfortune shake and not stirred. If they get it right,

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Speaker 1: they get to choose someone else in the studio to

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Speaker 1: take that misfortune for them. All right, justin, We spun

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Speaker 1: and tell us who is gonna drink misfortune today? Fresh?

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Speaker 1: All right? Justin, please read me the wheel of misfortune

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Speaker 1: trivia question. Last year's Super Bowl featured the forty nine

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Speaker 1: Don't feel too bad for the Niners. They've won five

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Speaker 1: Bengals fans, at least you can say you were alive

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Speaker 1: So I've got the binder clip. These things, oh man,

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Speaker 1: Definitely did hurt bad? All right? What's coming off that wheel?

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised how many Disney characters call in with dirty

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Speaker 1: It's dirty little secret. If you have a secret that

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Speaker 1: And right now, Scar from the Lion King, Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: an honor your Scar? Hello? You kind of sound like Scott. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secrets? Scar from the Lion King? Well, uh, okay,

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Speaker 1: Like see me and uh and my wife. We have

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Speaker 1: You're one of those couples, huh yeah, yeah, it's harmless fun. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: That's why I do the phone pranks and things like that.

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Speaker 1: I got into her phone, um, and I switched out

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Speaker 1: That's actually a really good prank. Yeah, what are you

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Speaker 1: loves a mystery, right The Jewel Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, October thirteenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty, our first story of the day. Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who was in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: California at Bunny, Los Angeles, California. It is there, Jewil. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's you. What are you talking about? Now? It's you, Flavio.

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Speaker 1: my god, I can't, I can't. He said that you

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Speaker 1: sure cheat. That's what I've heard, Colby. What's up? Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: not much, Thanks for having me on. Yeah, thanks for

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Speaker 1: does all the time. She has like a really outgoing personality, definitely,

421
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: but this time felt kind of different, like she was

422
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: definitely flirting okay, really okay, and was the other guy

423
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: like picking up when she was putting down. Oh yeah,

424
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 1: definitely flirty chemistry there. Okay. Do you think it was

425
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: like somebody that she knew that she never told you about,

426
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: or someone from her past. I think so, because like

427
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: at the end of the night, I went to use

428
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom and then when I was on my way back,

429
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 1: they were talking, and you know, when they parted ways

430
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: or whatever, he said like, hey, text me sometime. And

431
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't think either of them knew that I was

432
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: in earshot. So when you were coming back and they

433
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: were talking, did you wait to see if you can

434
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 1: catch them talking? Like crouch behind the booths, like stay

435
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 1: back there like a private investigator. I mean, I wasn't

436
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: hiding or anything, but I was. I was just on

437
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: the way back to the table and they were talking,

438
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: and I don't know if they necessarily noticed people. I mean,

439
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: they were definitely wrapping up the conversation before I, yea

440
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: or I came back to the table. There was definitely that.

441
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: Did you ask her about it at all? Like that?

442
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's disrespectful to your relationship to be flirting

443
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: in front of you and then obviously talking about texting

444
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: somebody later. Did you ask her about it? Yeah? I

445
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: asked her if that was like somebody that she knew before.

446
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: She said that they were just chatting and having fun

447
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: and that it wasn't flirting. Yeah, but I don't know.

448
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm being crazy about it, but I wanted to.

449
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to email you guys and see what you thought. Yeah,

450
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you're being crazy about it at all.

451
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: Did you ask her specifically about him saying text me later? Well? Yeah,

452
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: I asked her about about it, and she said, well, yeah,

453
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 1: he gave me his number, but it was just kind

454
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: of like, you know, growth I'm not going to do that.

455
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: I would too, Yeah, because I mean the fact that

456
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: she's flirting with him, and then all of a sudden

457
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: when she finds out that you heard him say text me,

458
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: she's like, but yeah, gross, Like guys are just so

459
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: always just walking up and like throwing them at me,

460
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm taken with called me. He shouldn't

461
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: know that? Is that what it was? Like? Well, I

462
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: mean kind of, but she splayed it off pretty well. Okay,

463
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 1: I have one question real quick. So did you when

464
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: you found out that he gave her his number, did

465
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 1: you go back and confront him? No, I didn't. Okay,

466
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: not much of a fighter. No, definitely not. I mean

467
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: I emailed you guys right away. Okay, cool. So did

468
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: you think of a way that we can set her

469
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: up to catch her? Yes? So we have a spat

470
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: date planned for next week, and we've actually gone to

471
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: this place a handful of times, okay, for the last year.

472
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: So I think that like, if you were to call

473
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: her and say something like we're offering a promotion or something,

474
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: she'd totally believe that, Okay, And get her to see

475
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: if maybe it's like a couple's massage, and see if

476
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: she'll say somebody else's name than yours. What's the place called?

477
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, all right, Well Alex will pretend to

478
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: call from that spot and see if we can catch

479
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: her cheating. But it definitely sounds shady to me. She

480
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: sounds terrible. Yeah, all right, thanks guys. All right, we'll

481
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then see if we

482
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: can catch Colby's girlfriend cheating. It's time four of the Roses,

483
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: only on the Jewbil Show and only on the New

484
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: Hits one of six point one. In the middle of

485
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, Colby is

486
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: on the phone, and Colby thinks that his girlfriend of

487
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: a year might be cheating on him because recently they

488
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: were at a restaurant she was very flirty in front

489
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: of him with a waiter. It sucks. He went to

490
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: the bathroom and came back and overheard the waiter being like, Hey,

491
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: maybe shoot me a text message later. Is that the

492
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: way he said at Colby, Yep, that's exactly he's doing

493
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: finger guns and buying his lower text me later baby. Anyway,

494
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: Colby confronted his girlfriend about it, and then she tried

495
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,239
Speaker 1: to backtrack and was like, no, gross, Like he just

496
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: gave me his number. I'd never do that. I'd never

497
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: cheat on you. Colby is not convinced. So we're about

498
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: to pretend to be from a spa that they have

499
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: gone to a bunch of times and have something else booked.

500
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: Alex is going to call and say that she's from

501
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: the spa with a special discount, offer some kind of

502
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: lover's romantic couple's massage, and see who she wants to

503
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 1: go with. And if she says Colby's name, she might

504
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: still be cheating, but she said Colby, so at least

505
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: you're number one on her rotation. And if she says

506
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: someone else's name, then we can ask her about it.

507
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: All right, Colby, you ready to go, Let's do it.

508
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar number, and then alex Is going to

509
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: call it. What's her name? Robin? Robin? Robin? Hello? Hey

510
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: is this Robin? Yeah? Who's this? Hi? This is Alexis.

511
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm calling from SPA. How are you you? I'm good?

512
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good that our appointment isn't for

513
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: like another week? Right? Oh? Yeah, no, you're good on

514
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: your appointment. I was actually just reaching out to some

515
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: of our current clients and guests and I wanted to

516
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: tell you about an offer we have available right now.

517
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's really nice, but I'm all good. I can't

518
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: really afford to spend any more on packages, but thank

519
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: you anyway, I understand. Well, let me let me just

520
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: give you some of the details and then you can

521
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: make a decision, because it's like a really good offer

522
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: and I don't want you to miss out here it is.

523
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: It's called the Romance Package, which it comes with a

524
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: two hour couple's massage, a manicure and petticure, and facials

525
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: for each of you. Now, normally the rate for this

526
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: package is two fifty, but we're offering it as a

527
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: one time only rate of one hundred dollars. All I

528
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: need from you is a yes today and then we

529
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: can work out like payment information later because I know

530
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: you have another appointment coming up soon. I mean, I think, well,

531
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: let's just do it, like, let's just get it in

532
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: the you know, in the books of otherwise I'll just

533
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: forget about it. Okay, perfect, So we do send out

534
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: an invite to the guest as well. So do you

535
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: have the person that you want to bring um in

536
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: mind to the spot? Yeah? Jared? Jared? Okay, do is

537
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: Jared your boyfriend or husband? Just want to put it

538
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: in my notes. Yeah, he's just this guy that I

539
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: started seeing, but you know, maybe a future boyfriend. Oh

540
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: I got cool. Okay, Well I'll put Jared's name down. Um,

541
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: it's weird because I was really expecting you to put

542
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: Colby's name down, not Jared. Yeah, so was I Wait?

543
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: What who is this? Hey, Robin, how are you? This

544
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 1: is Jewel and Alex and English seven from The Jewel Show.

545
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Like what yep, it's the Jewel Show.

546
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. And on the phone is your

547
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: boyfriend Colby. Wait what Yeah, it's Jared. Who wait you

548
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: guys are you're calling me up to Yes, we are

549
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: going on. I'll tell you what's going on. We do

550
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called War the Roses to

551
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: catch a cheater, and Colby suspected that you might be

552
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: cheating on him, and so we love. I'm laughing because

553
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: it takes one to know one, doesn't it. Colby means

554
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: that supposed to mean, yeah, Colby, you know you have

555
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: a reputation like literally, I'm when I meet people in

556
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: the world, they're like, oh yeah, Colby, that guy is

557
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: like chasing down everything that walks. I mean, and I'm

558
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: just done with it. I've just been I've just been

559
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: so fed up. I just I feel justified. I'm sorry, Colby,

560
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: I feel justified. Well that was a loss going on. Yeah, Robin,

561
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. It's about

562
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: you doing some preemptive strike because you know you're a

563
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: cheaser and you do it all the time, and you're

564
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: like literally every weekend with your guys. I'm just like

565
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: so fed up with it. Why don't you just leave him? Then? Yeah,

566
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I was going to do. But first,

567
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: you know what revenge? There you go? How does it feel?

568
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: So you went out with this Jared guy because you

569
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: think that I'm cheating on you? Oh no, No, I

570
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't know. I don't think you're cheating

571
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: on me. I don't think you're cheating on me. I

572
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: know you've been cheating on me multiple times. You know

573
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: it too, So don't act like such a joke, is

574
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: what she's saying. True, Colby, have you been cheating on her?

575
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: I mean no, But is this Jared guy that a

576
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: freaking waiter for the other night? Hello? Yeah, I did

577
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: that on purpose. You would know how it feels. Oh

578
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: my god, every time we're out anywhere, when we go

579
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: to grocery store, it doesn't matter. You're like, it's disgusting.

580
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: And I wanted you to see what that was like.

581
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: What how What was it like for you? Colby? What

582
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: was it like? I'm not cheating on you. I have

583
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: not cheated on you. I don't know what to think. God,

584
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: a liar and you're such a bad liar. Okay, So

585
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: which one are you is cheating? Which one are you

586
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: is cheating? Yeah? I am, I am, and I'm doing it.

587
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: Because he's doing it and I thought he needed to

588
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: take to his own medicine. Okay, so we don't we

589
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: know Robins, Colby? Are you cheating? Colby? All right? Fine

590
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: one time Jesus, Oh my god, crazy relationship man. Think

591
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you exactly and that's why it's over. So

592
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: can I go now? Yeah? I think both of you can,

593
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: So good luck to you. I think we're going to

594
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: be much happier. Yeah, I think so. Pretty pretty toxic

595
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: guys and Colby. Next time you accuse somebody of cheating,

596
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: maybe to be cheating yourself. Yeah, like I feel like

597
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: I've been cheated on now, Well, you know exactly how

598
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: I thought it would. I didn't go how any of

599
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: us thought it was. Yeah, you kind of left that

600
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: detail out, yeah in the email. Yeah, okay. From so,

601
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: next time you want to do this, if you want

602
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: to do this again with us, please tell us if

603
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: you're cheating beforehand. Appreciate it. So good luck in the future.

604
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I guess all right, thanks, thanks guys. Yea, all right,

605
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm taking bets right now. Are they getting back together

606
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: by the end of the day. The Jubils show on

607
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh

608
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: six point one jubils dirty little Secret on the New

609
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: Hits of one oh six point one. It's time for

610
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: another dirty little secret. I pause like that on purpose.

611
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: My brain didn't just lock up like I did that

612
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: on purpose. I thought you were struggling. Oh, I know

613
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: a lot of people think that. Sometimes. I wasn't having

614
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: a stroke. It was pausing for dramatic That part was

615
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: a stroke something for dramatic effect. But it is time

616
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: for another dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to

617
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: get something off your chest, just text the show four

618
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: one oh six one. You can tell us your dirty

619
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: little secret and we will always keep you anonymous. That's

620
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: why everybody hits an anonymous nickname. And on the phone

621
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: right now, every single parent is about to be star struck.

622
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Real Handy Manny is on the phone. Wow, Evan, do

623
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: you know who Handy Manny is? No, Handy Manny is

624
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: a Handyman cartoon character for kids. Oh yeah, said you

625
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't know. If you didn't know that, it'd be like,

626
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: that's weird. Did you know that? So anyway, hand Manny,

627
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: what's up? Oh my gosh, I'm so glad I don't

628
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: have kids because I don't get the reference. I'm good,

629
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: a pretty good. How are you? Is your dirty little

630
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: secret that you don't have kids? Oh no, it's um,

631
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: it's much worse, worse than kids. What could possibly be worse?

632
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I know right, I'm just not a

633
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: kid person. I know I'm coming off. I'm just nervous

634
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: because I've you know, this is kind of the first

635
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: time I've ever really set this out loud. But um,

636
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: I guess I should just go ahead and go for it. Yeah, yeah,

637
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: what is your secret? Um, I'm the other woman. You're

638
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: the other woman side chick. Yeah, I'm I'm the affair.

639
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm with a guy that is married. Fruit

640
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: on them, I am and um, while I met him

641
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: on Ashley Madison, which is that site that's like for

642
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: for people who want to cheat. Right, Oh, that's the

643
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: that's the one that the married feeting site, the one

644
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: that had a huge leak a while back. Some he

645
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: hacked into and all these people and like politicians and

646
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: everybody got busted cheating. Wait are you married? No? I'm not. No, Okay,

647
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: so you just want to go to Ashley Madison to

648
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: find married men to hook up with. I don't know.

649
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: This kind of seems like a fun like I don't know,

650
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: like a forbidden, like dirty and naughty thing to do.

651
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just kind of I didn't even

652
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: think I was actually gonna like hook up with anybody.

653
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to see who these people were. Okay,

654
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: that sounds handy manny, with all due respect, that sounds

655
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: like a bunch of bs. He just logged on and

656
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: signed up for Ashley Madison because you just wanted to

657
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: check it out, and you didn't think anybody's gonna actually

658
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: hit you up. Well, I thought people are gonna hit

659
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: me up. I just didn't think I was actually gonna,

660
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: you know, like go through with it. I was like, oh,

661
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: I could never actually do it. Quarantine has been hard, man.

662
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: I ran out of things to do it. I guess

663
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. You ran out of things to do,

664
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: So you want to do someone else's husband. Does he

665
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: have like a whole family and like a well I

666
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: know he has a wife, but does he have kids

667
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: and stuff? Yeah, he's got a couple of kids. You know,

668
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: I would say relationships more physical. Uh, don't do a

669
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: lot of talking. I mean, it's seriously just been like

670
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: the best sex of my life. So oh no, but

671
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried because I kind of think his

672
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: wife is catching on and it is kind of like

673
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: onto us, and I just have a bad feeling about it.

674
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: And so yeah, you should have a bad feeling about

675
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: it because all of it kind of bad. Yeah, I

676
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: imagine it's the same feeling a criminal has when they've

677
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: committed a crime. Yeah, I would imagine it's kind of

678
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: like that, though, I mean, are you planning on stopping? Um?

679
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: I thought I should, but I really don't want to.

680
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 1: I mean, it's literally, like I said, like the best

681
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: sex of my life. It's been like such a except

682
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: for the part where I'm worried about his wife. It's

683
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: been a pretty stress three relationship because you already had

684
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: the life. This is just like you think. By the way,

685
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: we're getting a lot of text in at four one

686
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: h six one right now calling you the worst person

687
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: in the world. How does that feel? Oh? I mean,

688
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: I am not surprised. I kind of feel like the

689
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: worst person in the world and I'm still doing it.

690
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, like what, I don't know. I know,

691
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: I know we're supposed to be judgment free. But in

692
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: the room, what do we think about cheating? Yeah? Thumbs down,

693
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: two thumbs down. Okay, so yeah, I think you shouldn't

694
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: stop doing it, honestly, Maybe try something else. If you tried,

695
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: like yoga, who'll climb? Friend someone who's single? You know,

696
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: maybe I should give it a try. I don't know.

697
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to get found out. So that's that's

698
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: causing a lot of stress. It's making it not fun anymore. Yeah,

699
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: I imagine. All right, Well, thank you for at least

700
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: telling us you do a little secret. Yeah, you got it,

701
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: Thanks so much. YEP. I like how she said that

702
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: she's thinking about not doing it because she's starting to

703
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: feel bad, not because of what's actually going on. Yeah,

704
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand

705
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six

706
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: point one. All right, English seven? All right, today you're

707
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: going to be playing Michael into coma. What's up? Michael? Hi? Hello?

708
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you good? Do you think

709
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: that you can beat Evan today? I? Sure hope, so, Michael?

710
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: How are you when it comes to trivia? Um? It depends,

711
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: but I don't think I'm too bad? Did you graduate

712
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: from college? Might I ask? I did? Oh? Dear, Okay,

713
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: what call? What college? Monclair State? Where's that? Yeah? What's in?

714
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: It's like in North New Jersey. Okay, that sounds like

715
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: a smart, like rich school. Oh. I was gonna say

716
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: New Jersey sounds dumb. Well, but Montclair State sounds not dumb, right,

717
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: But it's a state school, so dumb. Oh. Evan went

718
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 1: to a state school as well. He went to Washington State.

719
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: Very dumb, alex Right, you know what really sounds dumb?

720
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: What us right now discussing schools? All right? Oh god, Michael,

721
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: are you ready to see if you can beat the

722
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: brit Yes, all right, We're gonna send Evan out of

723
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: the studio. He's walking out right now. The game is

724
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: played like this. You have thirty seconds stans. There as

725
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

726
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: say pass and you have to beat Evan outright to win.

727
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go? Yep? All right, here we go.

728
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What nut is used to make

729
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: dynamite TNT? What is the only edible food that never expires? Funny?

730
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: What condiment was sold in the nineteen thirties is medicine,

731
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: catch up? What cars sold more than one million units

732
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty five? Board? What was Google's original name? Pass?

733
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: What year was a first color photograph taken? You can

734
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: still answer that pass? All right? Passed on that? All right,

735
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: we'll bring English Evan back into the studio. There's some

736
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: of those I'm really curious about. I don't know the

737
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: answer to him. All right, Michael from Tacoma. What's something

738
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: you would like the world to know about you? Hmm?

739
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: I guess that I majored in social media. Oh wow, okay,

740
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: so you must have graduated not that long ago. Yeah,

741
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: you're young in Yeah, about two years ago. Okay, So

742
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: you know, social media is a big thing with our job.

743
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: As someone who majored in social media, what's the most

744
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: important thing we should be doing online? Naked picks? I

745
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: would say engaging with followers a really big thing. That's

746
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: what everybody always says anytime you talk about it, like

747
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: you gotta be engaging, you gotta respond in the comments

748
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. Like I was hoping you're going

749
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: to say, like show some ass that might be good too.

750
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Michael Evan is back in studio and

751
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: he's ready to see if he can answer more questions

752
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: correctly than you, because that's how the game works, because

753
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: it speats. The brit are very good. Here we go, Evan.

754
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yep? All right, Your time starts now.

755
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: What nut is used to make dynamite? Nut? Nut? Oh?

756
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: Nut nut? What is the only edible food that never expires? Twinkies?

757
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: What condiment was sold in the nineteen thirties of medicine?

758
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: Catch up? What car sold more than a million units

759
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty five? Forward? What was Google's original name? Uh? Loogal?

760
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: What year was the first color photograph taken? Uh? Nineteen

761
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: twenty five. What was the first feature length animated film

762
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: ever released? Uh don't know. Are you gonna pass on

763
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: that too? Yeah? I don't know that one. All right, Well,

764
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to the scoreboard with our

765
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: executive producer Justin Barnes. Michael, you got college education paying off?

766
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: My man, you got yourself two questions to rest. There

767
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: weren't social media questions. That's why. Yeah, I got too

768
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: and english, Evan, that Washington State coog university education paying

769
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: off as well? One correct that it quits actually because

770
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: my degree it's probably what less you want. Michael. Congrats. Yeah, congratulations, Michael,

771
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: you beat the Brave. Good job, Mike. I want to

772
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: go over the answers. Yeah, let's do it. Yes, over

773
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: the answer. What nut is used to make peanuts? What

774
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: nut is used to make dynamite peanuts? What is the

775
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: only edible food that never expires? Is? What condiment was

776
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: sold in the nineteen thirties? Is medicine? Catch up? Oh?

777
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: I got that right. You both got that right. I

778
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: didn't know that one. Actually, what cars sold more than

779
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: one million units in eighteen sixty five? That was a

780
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: Chevy and PAULA great call. What was Google's original name? BackRub?

781
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: Really creepy? What were people looking for on that then? Back?

782
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's probably the same thing looking for now,

783
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: So not much has changed, just the name. What year

784
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: was a first color photograph taken eighteen sixty one? Oh,

785
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: that was a long time ago. Yeah, Michael, congratulations, you

786
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: beat the brit Not many people do that. Actually, it

787
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: seems like it should be easy, but it's very surprising. Actually. Yeah,

788
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: that's amazing, so engaging. Yeah, for winning, I'll send you

789
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: a jewel show sticker. Just hang on the line and

790
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: we'll get your address. Oh sweet awesome, I've seen those online.

791
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: I was actually gonna order some, so oh well, there

792
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: you go. Well there you go. You don't win them,

793
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: you can go buy them. Then The Jewel Show on

794
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeart Radio, and the new Hits one

795
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: oh six point one Alex's was in the world today.

796
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? People who

797
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: won't get out of your bubble? Oh, your personal bubble.

798
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: Like I know right now it's COVID times and whatnot.

799
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be within like six feet of

800
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: year of your bubble. Yeah, bubbles got a lot bigger

801
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: because of COVID, Thank goodness, Thank goodness. But what made

802
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: me think about this is I was at the store

803
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: and I was in line to check out, you know,

804
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: I was social distancing from the person in front of me,

805
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like looking down my phone and I looked

806
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 1: down at my foot and there's this freaking stroller wheel

807
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: like a half a centimeter from my foot that's really

808
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: close to you. Yeah. I took a picture of it

809
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you've got to be can you get

810
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: off my heel? It's so rude. It was like the

811
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 1: mom and then I had a kid in the stroller. Yeah,

812
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: that's the thing too, even before COVID, Like that would

813
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: not be cool with me. No, No, is it mostly

814
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: moms with their strollers that like to encroach on people's bubbles. No,

815
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: it's everybody likes to encroach. Like I mean, you're standing

816
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: in line and the person is literally like anything on

817
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: your neck. Yeah, And if I feel like someone's too

818
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: close to me, I will just turn around and look

819
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: at them in the face, like, can you back up?

820
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: Back up? I don't want to sound super posh right now,

821
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: but one of the times that I noticed it a

822
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: lot was when we'd go skiing in frost. Can you

823
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: believe it? There were other people at the ski lodge. No,

824
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: but mama bubble, they're here at the same hotel. We

825
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: had this whole castle. Could you sound any more rich? Right,

826
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna say that when like people when you're skiing

827
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: the back of this of my skis, they'd like step

828
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: on my skis with their skis. Yeah, And that was

829
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: like one of the worst things that would ever happen.

830
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: I don't like people in my bubble anyway, but like

831
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: then you're actually stepping on my property as well. Is

832
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: that a common thing in skiing? Yeah, that is a

833
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: common way. I've never been skiing so annoying. Wow, yeah, maybe,

834
00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: but terrible. I've been snowboarding once, didn't I know? It

835
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 1: was bad. It took me three hours to get down

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00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: and I gave up after that. So I went to

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00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: Whistler with some friends and all those guys are snowboarders

838
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: and skiers, very outdoorsy dudes. I'm not a very outdoorsy guy,

839
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: you know, no shocking. And I was like, all right,

840
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: I'll try this snowboard thing. Never done any snow sports

841
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: at all. Don't really like snow. It's cold, yeah, you know.

842
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: And I was going up the lift that's what it's called,

843
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: and I was next to my buddy. I was like, hey,

844
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: should I go halfway up? And said all the way up?

845
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I go all the way up,

846
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, because he's also athletic and good at this stuff,

847
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: assuming that I'd be able to pick it up quickly.

848
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: And I got off the lift and I just was

849
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: like oh. And then I slid head first down the

850
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: hill and I just laid there for a second and

851
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: some eight year old jumped over me on the snowboard,

852
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, screw it, I'm done. And then

853
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: I took the snowboard off and walked all the way down,

854
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: and then I went and said a seven eleven had

855
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: a slurpian pretty much customed myself the all time. So no, no,

856
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: no snow sports. But I didn't know if that was

857
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: a common thing. People encroaching on your bubble. Yeah, I know,

858
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: it's terrible. Yeah. Is there anywhere else that people do

859
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: it to you? Yeah? I feel like people encroach on

860
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: your space. And the airplane, you know, the double arm

861
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: rust somebody's using like a double armrest, that's rude. Or

862
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: how about this on an airplane with someone getting in

863
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: your bubble when you are on the plane and people

864
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: are boarding and all of a sudden, someone's butts right

865
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: in your face because they're trying to get into their seat,

866
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: but they're not paying attention to the people around them.

867
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: Like this is so uncomfortable right now? Yeah, if they

868
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: only new and people stink too. I think walking into

869
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: the plane is the worst one for me. That's when

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00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: everyone lines up and decides to like budge you with

871
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: their bags or like just shiit me you through the plane. Yeah,

872
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: and It's like, if you just calm down for a second,

873
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: we're all going to the same place. They're going to

874
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: run over me and get to your seat quicker. You

875
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: know what, this should just be like, Alex's the worst

876
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: person on a plane today, because there's so many bad

877
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: airplane stories, like the stupid people who like stand up

878
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: as soon as like the seatboat sign comes off when

879
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: you landed, just to yeah, everybody wants to get off.

880
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm probably one of the worst people in the world

881
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: because I do that. As soon as the plane lands,

882
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm up in the aisle you are, And because I'm impatient,

883
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait for anything. I don't try to go

884
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: forge my way ahead. I try to stay where I'm at,

885
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: but I want to make sure that that little area

886
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: of aisle is mine and I'm getting off before anybody

887
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: else in the house roseye. And I'm sure people hate

888
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: me because I do that. You know, the flight attendants

889
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: must hate you too. Oh, they definitely don't like because

890
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: they're always like, please don't stand up here right now

891
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: because of COVID and we've blown a couple of times

892
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: and they said that, and what did he do? Stood

893
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: right up? I don't want anybody getting past me. Yeah,

894
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: so people who birch your bubble and get too close

895
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 1: to people everywhere, Yes, And those moms with the strollers

896
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: and people who stick their butt in your face on

897
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: the airplane and who sink the show. Right now, they're like,

898
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: what were they just talking about. Because you don't respect

899
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: people's personal space, you're the worst person in the world today.

900
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: That was Alex's person in the world today. That was

901
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the world today. Then Jewels Show

902
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

903
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: oh six point one