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Speaker 1: was looking for Spencer. Is hi, Spencer? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Colby Sazerak. I'm calling from customer Service. You

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Speaker 1: recently emailed about an issue that you were having. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: what seems to be the problem? Um? So I recently

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Speaker 1: signed up for Gable plus, HBO Go and stuff and

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Speaker 1: it still is not coming through on my television. All right,

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Speaker 1: real quick, I just need to confirm your account number. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's right here, let me get it here. Okay, it's eight. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you guys? Guys are gonna go out tonight? Or yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah? All right, just hit me up because I'll

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Speaker 1: be off soon, so whenever. Who Sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: was just talking to one of my co workers here

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Speaker 1: that we're all getting together after work, So anybody I

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Speaker 1: could kind of hurry this up because I'm almost off.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's eight. Is hey, is Wendy is

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Speaker 1: Windy going? Is Wendy going tonight? Ah? Tell her? Well,

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Speaker 1: try to get her out dude, excuse me. Hello, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I please get some customer service. I've been trying to

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Speaker 1: get ahold of you guys since Wednesday. Yeah, I mean, Katie,

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Speaker 1: can wait. That's what I'm That's what I'm here for.

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Speaker 1: All right. How can I help you? I already told

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Speaker 1: you what I needed to help with. What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Can stop it? Come like co workers here here, they're

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Speaker 1: messing with me right now? Sorry about that? Can I

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Speaker 1: please get some help here? That's what I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 1: And like I said, if we could just hurry the

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Speaker 1: process up a little bit. Don't tell me to hurry

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Speaker 1: up when you're the one talking to other people. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am trying to hurry up. I've got to get

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Speaker 1: going as well. Okay, So I would like to hurry up,

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, So what do you need? Well, I

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Speaker 1: was asking for you. I was asking for your account

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Speaker 1: numb I believe okay, my account number? Listen this time? Okay, eight,

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Speaker 1: I'll take that if you give me a six inch

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Speaker 1: meat ball, stop it that, I'll do that right now.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can you please listen to me? Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't even need any more of that account number.

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Speaker 1: So the problem that you're having is that you can't

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Speaker 1: get the movie channels, and you signed up for him. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I cannot get the movie channels. I can't even get

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Speaker 1: you to pay attention. Speaking of Hey, speaking of movies,

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Speaker 1: have you seen that new Jake gener Hall movie? Are

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Speaker 1: you drunk? No? I would not be drinking at work.

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Speaker 1: I can assure you of that. Okay, then will you

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Speaker 1: please pay attention? All right? I'm sorry. Sorry, if we

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Speaker 1: could just hurry this up, because I gotta get out

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Speaker 1: of here pretty soon. I don't want to be I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to help you the best I can. Sir. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not helping me. You're making plans with your friends.

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Speaker 1: You're talking of shit in subway. You're not talking at all.

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Speaker 1: Damn it, son of them? What did you just call me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you, sir that way.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything to you that was not directed

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Speaker 1: at you. I apologize. What did you just say to me?

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Speaker 1: I just got outbid on an item on eBay and

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Speaker 1: no I'm not you can imagine. Okay, listen, if you

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Speaker 1: could not custom me right now, I'm kind of in

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Speaker 1: a rough spot. I just lost out on my eBay auction.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a I don't give a about what

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Speaker 1: you lost on eBay. You don't understand it was a

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Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg signed copy care what it was of a

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Speaker 1: Funky Bunch CD. Give me your supervisor right now? All right? Hey, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll get you my supervisor. His name is Dan. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what his is. Give me your supervisor. Well,

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Speaker 1: I should also let you know it's his birthday to day,

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Speaker 1: so when you get him on the phone, I don't

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Speaker 1: given him on the phone Dan. This guy on the

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Speaker 1: phone wants to talk to Hey, Dan doesn't want to

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Speaker 1: talk to you right now. Actually got to be some joke.

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Speaker 1: You're right, it is a joke. What Yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 1: it is a joke. So you're just joking with me.

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Speaker 1: M hm, I am how are you? I'm not good?

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Speaker 1: Why the fuck are you joking with me? Because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you, You buddy, James set you up. He says

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Speaker 1: that you've been frustrated with the cable company. I wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. Okay, but what about my movie? Channel.

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Speaker 1: You guys can do something. Oh, I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: but I will tell you that new Jake John Hall

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Speaker 1: movie is pretty good. You wake up every morning with

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