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Speaker 5: Can't talk too much about him, but fuck them.

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Speaker 5: So yes, but it wasn't a good suit. I'll say

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Speaker 2: We recorded a special episode uh for the Harden Simmons trade,

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Speaker 2: which then meant that today we were like two topics short,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's they got a unique relationship, bro. It's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, of course, you know GMS, you know they

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Speaker 4: But it looked Harder loves the ship out of Moury too,

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Speaker 1: You don't usually see that love reciprocated back right, like

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Speaker 1: his name is fucking up in New Orleans, Griffin. I'm

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Speaker 4: But I don't think Brown really gave a you know.

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Speaker 4: Motherfucker?

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Speaker 4: And Harden, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I think James Harden's kind of like the embodiment of

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like like shoot the three out of high Cliff,

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Speaker 4: You can get. So I don't know, you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Just don't know why both of those have hitched their

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Speaker 4: But it's fascinating.

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Speaker 7: I see why Harden has because he gets to do

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Speaker 5: But I don't know why Moury believes so much.

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Speaker 7: And Harden being a Harden is great, but he hasn't

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Speaker 7: I mean the math ain't mathod mister Moury. You know

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Speaker 6: What Moury's stick to his guns, dude, he will rid

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Speaker 4: Damned if he didn't get one, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: So he's got to who MORI is man, And I

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Speaker 3: So do you guys know what tautology is?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, that is that sounds that tautology is delicious.

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Speaker 2: You use circular logic to prove something's true. So like

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Speaker 2: Bible is a tautology where you say, like, well this

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Speaker 2: Bible what's in the Bible is true because the Bible

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Speaker 2: Maury with Harden, He's like anytime James Harden does something,

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Speaker 2: It's like, this must have been a good basketball move

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Speaker 2: because James Harden did it, and so therefore, you know,

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Speaker 2: in my worldview, this was the right thing for James

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Speaker 3: I don't really.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I understand Harden reciprocating it, like John said,

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Speaker 2: because if someone comes to you and says, I am

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Speaker 3: You are the key to doing love that.

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Speaker 1: He was a better score than Jordan, Like he copped

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he is running through the streets naked, like trying

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Speaker 2: so I understand why you would feel that way about

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Speaker 2: him if you're James Harden. But I think you're exactly right.

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Speaker 2: So much has changed since the first time he sort

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Speaker 2: of came down from the mountain with the gold tablets

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Speaker 2: that said James on one and hardened on the other.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why he hasn't come around to that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but maybe in the playoffs, like you know, the fouls

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Speaker 3: And he's just like he's a true believer.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: It really feels like a religious thing for Mari and

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Speaker 2: you know, good for him. And most people don't get

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Speaker 2: to trade for the thing that they worship, you know,

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Speaker 2: so congrats.

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Speaker 5: Good for James.

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Speaker 3: We all need somebody to love us that much, you

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Speaker 7: Somebody that was giving me, you know, if I'm making

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, shotsta more because he he

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Speaker 1: long played the fuck out of this right because you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. When he was with Houston, they

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Speaker 1: were talks with you know, Philly to get a trade done,

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Speaker 1: there'd been all types of tampering and fucking, all types

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Speaker 4: And you know, something, like I said, we laughed at

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Speaker 1: He wanted an all NBA god back for for Simmons,

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. He got He got the

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Speaker 4: Philly job, and he got an all NBA guy back

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Speaker 4: for Simmons was his guy in art.

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Speaker 7: Let's not act like they wouldn't Tampa, or though there

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Speaker 7: was a whole bunch of tampering with a capital T

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Speaker 3: Know, they're gonna do it years again.

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Speaker 7: They'll celebrate it again doing the real thing like they

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Speaker 4: Play, and then you fucking take it from there. I

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Speaker 3: It's just so funny in the ESPN.

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Speaker 8: I'm actually talenting this and this is absurd.

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Speaker 3: It's just that all of.

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Speaker 2: This stuff is stupid, Like all sports is like made

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Speaker 3: All this other shit. None of it means anything.

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Speaker 4: It's the wind that happened, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: You probably needed that fucking four dollars that came with

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Speaker 3: You know, selling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, that guy you I'll said, I'll send

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Speaker 3: After we finished recording. It was like, I want to

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Speaker 2: Yes, Spencer tweeted it, and I was like, it's just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if not, there will be because he had a

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, you know I'm about to beat that, you know,

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And lots of people were you know, fucking you know

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Speaker 7: fucking field, over fifty percent from the.

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Speaker 3: Field thirty eight. You said what you said, you said,

445
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Speaker 3: he's averaging twenty average.

446
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Speaker 4: Somebody in the.

447
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Speaker 7: Season, this season, this season twenty eight, having this historic run.

448
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Speaker 7: Obviously you put in his name in the fucking pot

449
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Speaker 7: with Michael fucking Jordan Nigga.

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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. It was just crazy And.

451
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Speaker 3: Like, bro, what does it take to win fucking MVP?

452
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Speaker 5: What does it take to be in the conversation at

453
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Speaker 5: this point?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

455
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Speaker 7: Like, dog, this is this is what he's doing this

456
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Speaker 7: year is crazy. This fucking run is insane.

457
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Speaker 3: We still don't hear it.

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Speaker 7: I just I like, Bro, we're talking about second team

459
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Speaker 7: All NBA. And I mean there's some great guards in

460
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Speaker 7: this league obviously, but Bro, you know what I mean,

461
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Speaker 7: what he's doing for this Bulls team was second in

462
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Speaker 7: the East, A good East, a good East, you know

463
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Speaker 7: what I mean, And nobody talks about that is don't

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Speaker 7: get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And we thought, you know, selling the Bulls high,

466
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Speaker 1: they'd be a five or six seed, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: We thought thought right, and we were selling high on

469
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Speaker 3: the Bulls. Yeah, we were.

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Speaker 4: We were.

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Speaker 7: We were high on the Bulls. We were like they

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Speaker 7: might be we know this. We said, we said they'll

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Speaker 7: be six in the East. But we said they'll be

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Speaker 7: the funnest team to watch. Nigga the motherfucker second in

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Speaker 7: the East and the funnest hell the Heat are first.

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Speaker 5: Which is we thought they were gonna be good, but

477
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Speaker 5: du you know what I mean.

478
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Speaker 3: So we'll see what happens with this.

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Speaker 5: New Sixers trade.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 5: The East is fucking good.

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Speaker 3: East is fun.

483
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Speaker 5: Is fun.

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Speaker 2: I let you What's what I love about it when

485
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Speaker 2: you you get towards All Star Weekend is.

486
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Speaker 3: When you can look at one conference and go.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at the top ten teams and I fuck

488
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Speaker 2: with every playoff series of any combination.

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Speaker 3: Of these teams.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And that's the East.

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Speaker 3: That's the East.

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Speaker 5: That's the East.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: John, you said that it was a tweet from Luke Epplin,

496
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Speaker 2: but he's quoting a Larry Bird story from Jeffrey Lane's

497
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Speaker 2: book Under the Boards.

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Speaker 3: I'm so bumped out. We didn't get Larry Bird in

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Speaker 3: the Twitter era.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

501
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Speaker 2: I've never been wronger about an athlete than Larry Bird.

502
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Speaker 2: Larry Bird was the lame white dude who played against

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Speaker 2: the Lakers to me, because I was like post the

504
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Speaker 2: Celtics era growing up watching basketball, and man, he has

505
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Speaker 2: my he has my Caucasian respect.

506
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Speaker 7: Ever since Marcus Thompson's book.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been.

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Speaker 5: I've been. I read that, I read more. I've seen

509
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Speaker 5: more shit on Twitter.

510
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Speaker 7: I know his Black History Month, and I probably shouldn't

511
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Speaker 7: say this, but I love his white man.

512
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Speaker 3: I loved this white man.

513
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Speaker 2: Larry Bird promised me, just promise me you won't get

514
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Speaker 2: his face tattooed on your leg.

515
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Speaker 3: I'm low keep it. Thinking about getting a jersey. I'll

516
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Speaker 3: never wear it.

517
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Speaker 2: But.

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Speaker 10: Just look at my closet and be like, that's that boy,

519
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Speaker 10: nice boy, that that boy we needed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So instead of I think maybe on Thursday's pod

521
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Speaker 2: will replace tenable untenable with that boy nice or that's.

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Speaker 5: There we go, there we go.

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Speaker 3: That's a new Tyler scale. Okay.

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Speaker 5: It hit me saying that.

525
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Speaker 3: Someone yelled at me. Someone yelled at me at a

526
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Speaker 3: poly basketball. Yeah, that's a devil. That's a devil. Okay.

527
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Speaker 2: The story is after injuring his finger in a bar

528
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Speaker 2: fight during the nineteen eighty five Conference finals against the Sixers,

529
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Speaker 2: Bird was practicing with his fingers heavily taped. When Shaughnessy asked,

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Speaker 2: doubtfully if he was going to play like that in

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Speaker 2: the game, Bird informed the reporter that he could tape

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Speaker 2: up his entire hand and still outshoot him, which let

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Speaker 2: me let me press pause on the story.

534
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Speaker 3: The bar fight.

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Speaker 1: Let's not gloss over that this motherfuckers in the conference

536
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Speaker 1: by was beating the motherfuckers up in bars right in Philly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's pause right there. Pretty normal reporter question. Oh, hey,

538
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Speaker 2: like you know, Zach, are you gonna get that off?

539
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Speaker 2: You couldn't play like that in the finals. I can

540
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Speaker 2: fucking ow shoot you like this.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

542
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Speaker 7: With my entire hand taped up, the nigga was shooting

543
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Speaker 7: with a fist, so yeah.

544
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Speaker 2: To continue the story, he then had the trainer tape

545
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Speaker 2: his shooting hand into a fist and challenge Shaughnessy to

546
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Speaker 2: a shooting competition one hundred free throws at five dollars

547
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Speaker 2: a shot. The two took turn shooting in rounds of ten.

548
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Speaker 2: Bird rested the ball on the palm of his bound

549
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Speaker 2: right fist and guided it with his left hand. Made

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Speaker 2: eighty six shots, and Shaughnessy owed him one hundred.

551
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Speaker 3: And sixty dollars after the reporter paid up.

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Speaker 2: The next day before the sixers game, Bird, like a

553
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Speaker 2: cruel older brother, placed the eight twenty dollars bills in

554
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Speaker 2: his suck and played the whole game with money his shie.

555
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Speaker 4: Unbelieved.

556
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 5: Bird is the realist nigga.

557
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Speaker 3: That wasn't a nigg bro, dum bro, he was.

558
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Speaker 7: He felt disrespected when white dudes guarded him.

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Speaker 3: When I when I heard that first, I thought it

560
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Speaker 3: was a lie.

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Speaker 7: I didn't believe it until I read it in fucking

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Speaker 7: Top Marcus Thompson's book.

563
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Speaker 3: You feel me like, bro, Hey, Nikka, this be different,

564
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Speaker 3: dog Bro?

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Speaker 5: What a fist?

566
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

567
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Speaker 3: Eighty six out of one hundred free throws with a fist,

568
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Speaker 3: with a fucking fist.

569
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Speaker 7: Ben Simmons has never done that, and in his entire life, Bro.

570
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Speaker 2: A fist, think about that. That's Ben simmons O dometer.

571
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: His lifetime odometer is just rolling over to eighty six?

572
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Speaker 5: Right right?

573
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Speaker 7: Can I shoot better than Larry Bird when he shoots

574
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Speaker 7: with his fist?

575
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

576
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean this is the same dude who got bored

577
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: on a road trip and decided to play Portland left

578
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 1: handed and gat hing boys what forty three with his

579
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: off fan Like, come on, oh man, that dude was

580
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Speaker 1: different In.

581
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 7: Playoff games, He's telling people what he's gonna do and

582
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 7: saying you can't do ship about it, and he's doing it.

583
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 5: What the fuck, bro.

584
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 3: I can't believe. I can't believe you asked me.

585
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,479
Speaker 2: You asked me to put this segment on the on

586
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: the pod during Black History Month.

587
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't hide my love.

588
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 5: Baby, I'm full of love.

589
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 2: He said, Hold everything we need. We need to give

590
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Speaker 2: white people some credit.

591
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 3: I want.

592
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 5: I ain't Bobby Coos and Bob and that man. You

593
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 5: know what I mean. There's a couple of white dudes

594
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 5: that can go, and he's one of them.

595
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Speaker 2: My boy, you feel the Russell westbrook sneaking snacks, Jiff,

596
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: That was me hearing the Larry Bird getting angry when

597
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: white people would guard him.

598
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Speaker 3: Might be person.

599
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Speaker 2: Bro, I'm telling white people who don't like I don't know.

600
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what.

601
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: Let's I have been thoroughly enjoying Big Fendy TV on

602
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Speaker 2: Instagram getting his flowers in the most unique What kind

603
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Speaker 2: of world.

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Speaker 3: Have we constructed? Way possible? If you do not know,

605
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Speaker 3: because I did not know, this is what it was.

606
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Speaker 2: Big Fendy TV is the originator of the stop by

607
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: My Biggest Haters Funeral. What truly was the funniest things

608
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Speaker 2: a person has ever done or typed into the internet.

609
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: Uh and that meme was you. It was literally just hit.

610
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: The picture of him, which tweeted by embiid after the

611
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Speaker 2: Simmons hard in trade big fend he is incredible and

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Speaker 2: Fendy Big Fendy TV is getting his flowers. He posted

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Speaker 2: a picture of them talking about that they have his

614
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Speaker 2: picture on ESPN talking about Simmons's or talking about m

615
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Speaker 2: beads sweet and his caption is Back. In twenty fifteen,

616
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Speaker 2: I posted a pick of me going to one of

617
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Speaker 2: my biggest hater's funeral handcovering face emoji. This post went

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Speaker 2: viral and is listed as one of the most petty

619
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 2: posts in social media history. Eyes open emoji. It's funny

620
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: how a negative situation can put you in a positive

621
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Speaker 2: life hashtag thank you hater.

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00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 1: He's so happy as hater died and gave him that

623
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Speaker 1: opportunity dancing on his nigga's grave right now, Bro, seven

624
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: years later, No like I want to be here if

625
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: you didn't die, Bro, and I hate you, but thank

626
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: you for the opportunity. A negative situation turned positive, Steel Dad,

627
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: A negative situation, Bro that is a very permanent situation.

628
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: He talked about he got laid off or something. Dog,

629
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: you showed him to your hater's funeral and.

630
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 5: Flicked it up, you know what I'm saying.

631
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 3: Sunglasses at all. He's not a regular dude.

632
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 5: I thought he was a.

633
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: He's like management or some shit right dump.

634
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 7: This dough was maybe fucking with fucking fab and shit

635
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 7: wearing Gallley department.

636
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 3: Expensive asshit, big ass chance. I'm like, this is a

637
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 3: fucking one of the ones that fucking pulled up. Like

638
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: everybody knew who that nigga was.

639
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 7: Everybody probably knew he didn't like that nigga and that

640
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 7: he was flexing at the motherfucker's funerals.

641
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 5: That's crazy. Yeah.

642
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: His previous post is I post pics for the people

643
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Speaker 2: that put the three dollars ninety seven meatbacks because they

644
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Speaker 2: found something for three dollars and sixty one cents that's meat, and.

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Speaker 5: I had that costs two hundred dollars. That's what he

646
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Speaker 5: meets in a Gallley department.

647
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Speaker 3: Had that cost up one hundred and eighty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh all right, I respect it, though, let's uh absolutely uh,

649
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: what's the what's the uh?

650
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Speaker 3: Penny Rich dollar poor. Is that it there?

651
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: Like, that's that's me to a fucking tea, Like I'll

652
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Speaker 2: turn off all the lights in the house so that

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Speaker 2: I saved my dollar forty that I can then go

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Speaker 2: spend on. Really, I was like, well, I turned all

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Speaker 2: the lights off, you know. Okay, let's we got to

656
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: counterbalance that Larry Birds segment. So I'm moving things around.

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Speaker 5: N I think people respect that.

658
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just like Street Month, But it's okay

659
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: to love Larry.

660
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Speaker 2: Fandel's Sportsbook is an official sports betting partner of the NBA,

661
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Speaker 2: and with Fanduels Same Game parlays, you can turn little

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Speaker 2: bets into big paydays. I we were just talking in

663
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Speaker 2: this episode about Damar DeRozan, so I'm going to build

664
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Speaker 2: the same game parlay around the Bulls beating the Spurs

665
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Speaker 2: on Monday Night. I think that they'll win. I think

666
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Speaker 2: that they'll go over because I think Damar is going

667
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: to score a gazillion points. So you could take all

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Speaker 2: So let's talk about Heather Morgan. Heather rihiann and Morgan

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Speaker 2: excuse me and her husband arrested for a crypto not

686
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Speaker 2: just for the crypto theft, but for laundering four point

687
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Speaker 2: five billion dollars in crypto that they stole. This is

688
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Speaker 2: some four point five billion dollars.

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Speaker 7: Who are they to do that? I'm wonder like, how

690
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Speaker 7: did they figure this out?

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Speaker 2: Well, he's Russian, which is I don't That's not really

692
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Speaker 2: an answer, but it's a it's an answer, right, that's

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Speaker 2: an answer.

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Speaker 5: Something else.

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Speaker 3: Okay, damn well he's Russian.

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Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I don't know, you know, it's but

698
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Speaker 2: so she she calls herself, so they both call themselves

699
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Speaker 2: tech entrepreneurs. I would say, so, I guess she calls

700
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: herself an absurdist rapper and had the worst clip I've

701
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Speaker 2: ever heard of a person saying anything like I would

702
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: rather someone be threatening my family over thirty seconds than

703
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: what she was doing. It's fucking horrible. But do you

704
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Speaker 2: know one of the ways they got caught is they

705
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: were on social media talking about like this is how

706
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: you invest to get rich, Like they were talking about

707
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Speaker 2: how smart they were with money while they're laundering.

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Speaker 3: Four point five billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: I just like, this is truly one of the weirdest

710
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Speaker 2: news stories.

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Speaker 3: I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: Money shit is is The whole appeal of crypto has

713
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Speaker 1: been how it can provide anonymity, you know what I'm saying,

714
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Speaker 1: But motherfucker, we found out.

715
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Speaker 3: So I'm like, where's where's the anonimity there?

716
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Speaker 1: I mean, I really feel like if you swindling, bro,

717
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: like how much can you actually really swing it?

718
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Speaker 3: You can't swindle fucking four billion.

719
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Speaker 1: I feel like probably like ten thousand or fifteen thousands

720
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: the most you can like transfer to your bank account

721
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Speaker 1: before like your bank or your other irs throws up

722
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Speaker 1: a flag or some shit.

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Speaker 3: So like four billion, Bro, you're not even touching that shit?

724
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Speaker 3: Is this the biggest kper ever?

725
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Speaker 5: Like they might have to create.

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Speaker 7: A jail to put these niggas in, create a person

727
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Speaker 7: four Like this is what even the judge is gonna

728
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Speaker 7: do when they see laundered four billion fucking dollars?

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Speaker 3: Bro, Has anybody ever done that with that amount of money? Well,

730
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Speaker 3: let me put it like this, And first of all,

731
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Speaker 3: so happy to use the word caper.

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Speaker 2: That really makes me, really warms my heart big Caper fans.

733
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Speaker 3: He's fan caper connoisseur. Uh yeah.

734
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Speaker 2: So bank robbers who for like two hundred years were

735
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: like the epitome of like ooh, these crazy dangerous people.

736
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Speaker 2: The average bank theft is like fifteen thousand dollars or something.

737
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 2: To Tyler's point, they tried to steal four billion dollars.

738
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Speaker 7: Uh, the banks only keep like four hundred k, like,

739
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 7: oh cash on their person something like that, Like there's not.

740
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Speaker 2: A banks are just like people. It's like if I

741
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 2: have it on me, someone could remove it. These people

742
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: are so stupid and despicable that they actually had me

743
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Speaker 2: rooting for the comments from Deputy Attorney General Lisa.

744
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 3: Omonico, who was talking her shit after this arrest.

745
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Speaker 2: She said, today's arrests and the departments are just financial

746
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 2: seizure ever, show that cryptocurrency is not a safe haven

747
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: for criminals. In a feudal effort to maintain digital anonymity,

748
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: the defendants laundered stolen funds through a labyrinth of cryptocurrency transactions.

749
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: Thanks to the meticulous work of law enforcement, the department

750
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 2: once again showed it can and will follow the money

751
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: no matter what form it takes. My first time is

752
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 2: exactly what Tyler said. This is how people One of

753
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: the ways people pitch crypto. It's like, Bro, you think

754
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 2: the FBI want to arrest you just.

755
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Speaker 1: Cuz right, You think they won't block your ass up

756
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: and figure it out later, bro, Like you know what

757
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Speaker 1: I'm saying.

758
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Speaker 2: Oh, they were calling the money they stole this different thing.

759
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: So woo, what are we gonna do?

760
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what if there's one thing that the

761
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: government is going to be all in on it as

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Speaker 1: for you know, making you know, securing fucking wealth and

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Speaker 1: not making that making sure that she doesn't get to

764
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Speaker 1: be distributed you know, by fucking whatever means you know,

765
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Speaker 1: illegal or whatever. So yeah, you know, like all jokes aside,

766
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: this is probably a pretty big deal because it shows

767
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: that crypto is not as anonymous as as you know

768
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: a lot of folks that thought it would be, at.

769
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: Least if you're on social media talking about you got it.

770
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Speaker 7: I mean, she said their effort was feudile. She was ny,

771
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 7: she was talking fu She really thought, nigga, you really thought.

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Speaker 1: Nig we are the FBI feudal effort.

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Speaker 7: Indeed, elementary ass motherfucking thieves, weakest caper I've ever seen

774
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 7: y'all going to jail, jail, bitch, feudial.

775
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm surprised she didn't fire her shitty ass wrap up

776
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: at the end of the statement, bro, Well, Heather Morgan's

777
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 2: gonna have a little more time to work on her game.

778
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: She can spit to the microphone that is actually a

779
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Speaker 2: hair brush and the maximum security procession.

780
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Speaker 7: But how stereotypical is that somebody? You know what I'm

781
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 7: saying into crypto rapping in that way, I'm like, dude,

782
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 7: you are the stereotype of a motherfucker.

783
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 9: You know, I'm saying that it's in it that shit.

784
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Speaker 9: But anyway, all right, Uh, We're just about out of time.

785
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Speaker 9: But I did want to bring up one last thing,

786
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Speaker 9: which is this. I've been thinking about this a lot

787
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Speaker 9: for the last.

788
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Speaker 3: Like two weeks.

789
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: We have achieved as close to dominion over the planet

790
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Speaker 2: as a fleshy meatbag animal could achieve dominion over the planet.

791
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: Right, We've built our civilization over it.

792
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: You can see the lights from that we've made from

793
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: electricity from outer space, like.

794
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 3: This is it. This is as close as anyone's going

795
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Speaker 3: to get, for better or worse.

796
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: And I've been thinking about the fact that we are

797
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: like animals, designed or evolved, you know, depending on your

798
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 2: world vie or whatever, to be somewhat nomadic, to spend

799
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 2: a good chunk of the day walking upright, to be

800
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: looking forward and around. And we have chosen, step by

801
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Speaker 2: step to build a civilization that is literally destructive to

802
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: our bodies. Where we're sitting in chairs that destroy our

803
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: lower backs. We hold phones that are literally warping our fingers,

804
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: the bone structure in our hands from the way we

805
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: hold them. And there's actually now a medical term for

806
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 2: what is happening to the base of everyone's where their

807
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: skull hits their neck because we're spending so much time

808
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: looking down, either for work or at our phones.

809
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: Why did we do this? This is our world.

810
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: We literally change everything about the world to build a

811
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 2: life for us that is destroying our actual physical bodies.

812
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: This shit does not make any sense if.

813
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 3: You actually think about that, and you look around at

814
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 3: the world.

815
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: For thirty cents everywhere, everything we did, it doesn't make

816
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: any sense.

817
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 3: Bro. It's money.

818
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 4: Bro.

819
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: We lived with such simpler life when we were hunter gatherers,

820
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Speaker 1: just out here fucking hunting mammas and eating berries and shit,

821
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But then someone had a

822
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: bright idea to fucking create money and exchange that for

823
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: the mammoth meat.

824
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 4: And here we are now.

825
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Speaker 3: The inflation prices on the mammoth meat or.

826
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Speaker 1: The butterfly effect of the mammoth meat fucking market. Yeah,

827
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: but like, but but this is what I thought about.

828
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,439
Speaker 1: Was there an intermediate point we could have stopped where

829
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: we had started building permanent shelter and defenses against well

830
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: like saber tooth tigers killed right, Like, was there an

831
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: intermediary point we could have paused things to where we

832
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Speaker 1: had we had what we needed physically, because like if

833
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: you think about it, air conditioning, that I mean, like

834
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: Genghis Khan would have thought you were a witch for

835
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: air conditioning, and most people don't even think about it

836
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: in America, you know what I.

837
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Speaker 2: Mean, Like, we've we achieved everything we need. We just

838
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: to Tyler's point, we.

839
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Speaker 3: Like kept going, you know what I mean, And.

840
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 7: If we ever stopped when we saw something wasn't the

841
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 7: way to go about doing things. Look at fucking climate change.

842
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 7: Niggas still don't give a fuck. We got all the tech,

843
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 7: all the proof, all that shit. We just will see

844
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 7: what happened asthma. That's how we are.

845
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: We'll find out, you know what I mean, I honestly

846
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: don't think it was any other way for humanity to

847
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: evolve other than the way that it has, you know,

848
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: progressed to this shitty fucking capitalist existence that we live

849
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: in now. Because like at our core, bro, we're pack animals,

850
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Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying, And there's hierarchy amongst us,

851
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: and you know, we created currency and money to be

852
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Speaker 1: you know, markers of that hierarchy, you know what I'm saying, Like,

853
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: like truth be told, it's probably a way more civilized

854
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: fucking way of going about things where it's like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you've got something I want, I'll give you money for it,

856
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Speaker 1: instead of I can beat the fuck out of you

857
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Speaker 1: and take this, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, I was wondering who started this?

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00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 7: Was it somebody or we don't know obviously, but you know,

860
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 7: strength was what mattered back in the day, you know

861
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 7: what I mean. If you were the biggest motherfucker, you

862
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 7: were the most powerful.

863
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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.

864
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Speaker 4: Now we have.

865
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Speaker 7: People that can we could beat the ass. Who are

866
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 7: you know, talking down to us? You know what I'm saying.

867
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 7: At the gig, I think there should be a middle

868
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Speaker 7: ground because I think the fact that I could beat

869
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Speaker 7: your ass should always be respected.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean. I'm like, I'm not tough.

871
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 7: A lot peoplesh the ass I can't be, But there's

872
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 7: a lot of people whose ass I can be, you

873
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 7: know what I mean. And they shouldn't be talking to

874
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 7: me a particular way in this motherfucker and we need

875
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 7: to find the middle.

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00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: Ground, you feel, just because we invented a system where

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Speaker 2: you have to sit in an office chair and right

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Speaker 2: right right, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean?

880
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 7: And it's five six, motherfucker come me. Talking to me

881
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 7: has to be about some cold calls. I should be

882
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 7: able to cold cock your motherfucking ass. You feel what

883
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 7: I'm saying, Shut the funk up.

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Speaker 5: If you can't beat my ass, there has to be

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Speaker 5: some ballad.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's all the time. If you can't, I'm

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Speaker 3: making a call.

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00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: You feel me, I'm making them cold calls, nig I'll

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Speaker 1: want peace you feel.

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Speaker 2: That's all we got time for. I hope everyone has

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Speaker 2: a great week. We'll be back in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the week. Thanks as always fucking with us.

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00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 3: Thank you for all of the reviews.

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00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: And telling people about Jenkins and Jones and for buying

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Speaker 2: the hoodies. We really appreciate that emotionally, just for the

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Speaker 2: emotions of it.

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Speaker 3: That's the only motive.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Bye bye.