1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: present show? Hello? Why are we here? Hello? Who's starting 3 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: the pod? I always wanted to take this trash out. 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 1: Nate's learning with somebody on the phone, and and Brody's 5 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: got the cartoon character. I have a suggestions on who 6 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: should start. So since Elvis has gone right now, Scotty 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: has had some story that he's wanted to tell us 8 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: all morning. And I don't think Elvis wanted to hear it. 9 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: You want, I don't think you want to. Why why not? 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: It's Scotty and it's you know it's going to be gross, 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: but that's what we love about Scotty. Can you give 12 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: us the semi clean version of it? It cleans to balls. 13 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: I was just told not to sosa. Okay, idea, that's 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: all I had. Nope, that's all I had. The whole 15 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: thing's balls. Maybe it's a sports story. You never know 16 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 1: st he doesn't even know what sports. A little backstory 17 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: on Scotty. He used to write for a newspaper and 18 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: he wrote one sports article when he was five years 19 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: old about the about the Islanders winning a game, and 20 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: that was the only time he wrote anything about sports. 21 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: It was for the Penny Saver. That makes sense, of course, right, Okay, 22 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: that was it. That's all I had in the right 23 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: before the podcast, Elvis is like, oh my gosh, it's 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: garbage day. And he realized He's like, I gotta go 25 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: and put out the garbage. I've done that before. So 26 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: on our street, the garbage goes on down our side first, 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: and then they go down around the corner, and then 28 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 1: they come back up the other side of the street. 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've heard the 30 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: garbage truck and I have run out of the house 31 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: and put my garbage can in my neighbor's driveway so 32 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: that it looks like my neighbor has two garbage cans. 33 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: I don't have any, and they dump it, and I 34 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: think the garbage guy has figured me out at this 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: point that now they just give me this off. Okay. 36 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: Luckily I'm on this side of the street. Otherwise I'd 37 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: be screwed and would never be able to have my 38 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: garbage taken out. When I was a kid and I 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 1: had a day off from school and it was garbage day, 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: that was the most exciting day for me. I would 41 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 1: ride my bicycle and I would just follow the garbage 42 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: truck for miles. I really watching them and throw garbage 43 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: in the truck and then they would take stuff like garbage. 44 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: Guys get so much free stuff because they have this 45 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: a little basket that's attached to the bottom of the 46 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: truck and when they see something they like, they throw 47 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: it in there and they take it home. Yeah. I 48 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: did run out there the other day with extra bag 49 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, I've got more, don't leave yet. 50 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: I get I get guilty to Danielle, like like what 51 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Froggy said. So I live on a cul de sac, 52 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: so I hear the truck go by right to left, 53 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 1: and before it comes around, I've got a chance to 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: run out and put my pails out if I forgot. 55 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: But I always feel like if they're out there the 56 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: night before, I'm good. But if I'm running out with 57 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: them as they're there, I like, I'm saying, here, take 58 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 1: my ship, you take it. You guys are garbage man. 59 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: Take this crap. I don't like giving it to them. 60 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: I like them finding it, but I don't want to 61 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: give it to them. Yeah, it kind of does. At 62 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: that one time I got to throw a bag in 63 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: the back. It was so exciting. Oh my god. The 64 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: other day I actually applied to be in sanitation and 65 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 1: I was rejected. Did you tell them the story about 66 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: your balls? I don't know. Do you tip your garbage 67 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: people for the holidays At the holidays you're supposed to. Yeah, see, 68 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: I'm never home. So what I I what I'll do 69 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: is I'll take there's usually have two garbage cans, and 70 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: I'll make sure one of them is empty, and I'll 71 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: tape it right on the inside where the where the 72 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: cover is. So they throw the cover off and there 73 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: you know, there's a card tape there. You would be 74 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: a garbage a garbage man. I'd be almost ready to retire. 75 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: I get they make really good money, and they do, 76 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: but you get schemed out over the weirdest things. I mean, 77 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,839 Speaker 1: when you throw a bag in and liquid starts coming 78 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: out and you have no idea what that liquid vomit 79 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: garbage waters is funny to me that my buddy is 80 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: a is a garbage man. And obviously don't forget they 81 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: also double as the snowplow people in a lot of 82 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: a lot of communities. He loves it when the forecast 83 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: calls for like like tons of snow and then it doesn't, 84 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: and then he gets paid like triple over time to 85 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: work those hours and do absolutely nothing in the truck. 86 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: I mean, so it does avage And as you guys said, yes, 87 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: it has its benefits. It's perks because you early retirement, 88 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: I like crushing the cycle day. You know, you'd be 89 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: taking all the bottles and throwing him in that basket 90 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,279 Speaker 1: under the truck. Some lady already does that. She rides 91 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: a bike around the neighborhood like the wicked witch, and 92 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: she and she steals everybody's water bottles and camp and 93 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: you hate her for it, right, like those are my bottles? No, 94 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I don't put those out. I take him 95 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: back to the store. It's actually his mom so's Yeah, exactly. 96 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: It's the lazy people. The lazy people leave their nickels 97 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: in front of their driveway, right, that's the way way 98 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: to think of it. Do you get a nickel if 99 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: you ring back every water bottle? Absolutely, New York, you injury. 100 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: It's not they don't have a New Jersey. But in 101 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: New York you pay a nickel on a deposit on 102 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: every soda water whatever you do in Jersey too, though, 103 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: there's a bottle deposit when you buy stuff, Is it 104 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: really yeah? Oh yeah, I know that because they have 105 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: Because what happens is in Jersey they have a little 106 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: red band around the bottle, so you can't return them. 107 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: In New York, people try to do that because you 108 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: don't pay the nickel in Jersey, so that people try 109 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: to return them in New York. No way. If I 110 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: get like a twelve pack of coke, they're definitely charged 111 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: me for the bottle deposit, and it's the exact same 112 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: coke can that you would have. Huh. I'll show you. 113 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: I'll show you when I get my groceries. How much 114 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: money do you think over the course of the years 115 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,159 Speaker 1: you have made returning cans? Not really because you, like 116 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: I said, you paid for it on the front, so 117 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: getting your money back nickel back money do you think 118 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: you have gotten back over the years from crushing cans? 119 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: I don't know how every much I spent on buying them. 120 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: I have thousands of dollars, I suppose, Wow, what's the 121 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: biggest Like when you've biggest bunch of bottles you've ever 122 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: brought back? And try not to be one of those 123 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: guys that has big garbage bags on sticks and walking 124 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,919 Speaker 1: up to the thing. I just when I have, like 125 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: when I have like three or four grocery bags fall, 126 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: I bring him back. Okay, I did that yesterday. I 127 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: got three dollar dwich the podcast and once again we're 128 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 1: talking about how cheap scotty. We were talking about the garbage. Well, 129 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: we wanted to talk about his balls, but he told 130 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: us you said he couldn't. Okay, yeah, I think we 131 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: want to hear about So I just took my trash out. 132 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: But none of the neighbors have their trashot today. I 133 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: hope they didn't change the trash day. What about your balls? Well, 134 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,599 Speaker 1: if you really want me to get into it, um, 135 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: I was talking to my wife about how I only 136 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: shaved them in hotels and I really need to get 137 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: rid of some that's there and I'm not going to 138 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: a hotel anytime soon. So she told me that she 139 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: wants me to go to her waxing girl and she 140 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: wants me to get my balls waxed. And for a 141 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: second I recoiled in the thought of doing that because 142 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: of the pain. But then I also said, you know what, 143 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 1: I can't do it because if she's a girl, undoubtedly 144 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: I will get excited because she's gonna be touching me 145 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: and it's embarrassing, and that's that's I just don't think 146 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: that I could go to a female ball waxer. And 147 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: I can't even imagine the pain involved in unless you 148 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 1: get turned by pain before there's pain, a girl will 149 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: be touching them, So I'm just I don't. It's the 150 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: same reason why you know, I don't like massages because 151 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: I think I'm going to get aroused, and I also 152 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna fart, so I don't like massages for that. 153 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: And I won't fall asleep on airplanes either because I 154 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: think I might fart in my sleep. Though you get aroused, 155 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: don't you think the person the professional is like, Okay, 156 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: I've seen this before. It's no. Yeah, I think they 157 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: deal with it all the time. Yeah, but that doesn't matter, Scotty. 158 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: Is the fact that a new woman is touching his 159 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: balls is arousing? Team? Yes, and it's embarrassing. Even though 160 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: my wife would probably be standing there, it's still kind 161 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: of weird. Want I get be honest, I'm kind of 162 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:04,239 Speaker 1: sorry asking him. I've got it. I've got a totally 163 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: different question. How is it? And when I put a 164 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: bag of popcorn popcorn and the microwave. If the ship 165 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: still comes out with unpopped colonels, how is it they 166 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: can't figure out how the pop every single colonel in 167 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: a bag? And if you let it go I mean 168 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 1: two seconds too long, your whole house smells like burn 169 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: popcorn and it tastes like shit, or you have half 170 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: a bag of unpopped colonels. How is it that we 171 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: can't figure that out. They can put a vehicle on 172 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: Mars and I can't figure out how to fix this. 173 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: It bothers me. Last night I went to fix popcorn 174 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: and half the bag was unpopped at least of course, 175 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: Lea says, why well, why didn't you pop let it 176 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: go longer? I'm because then I would have burned it. 177 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: There Where is the happy medium? And how do we 178 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 1: fix it? Somebody has to know the answer to this 179 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: an issue too, Alan lynches, who the hell made Alan wrenches? Yeah, 180 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 1: but they're supposed to be simple, but you put it 181 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: in your hands, and if you have bigger hands, they 182 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,959 Speaker 1: drop and then you put It's supposed to make life easy. 183 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: I come away after screwing Allan wrenches, hating life after 184 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 1: after it, like, what the hell's an Allan Wrench, I 185 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: love him. Danielle, Yeah, I don't know what it is. 186 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: Ever shopped at Ikea? Hello, Yeah, but it's like it's 187 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,079 Speaker 1: bent like this, and it's basically just you put it 188 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: in like the head of not even like a screw. 189 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,719 Speaker 1: I'm stew driver. Remember that the Ikea bit we used 190 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: to play. Yes, guy should have said that side taking 191 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: the trash, should have go back outside with your trash. 192 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: There's got to be something stupid that annoys in life 193 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: that you can't figure out. I don't know everything almost everything. 194 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 1: Oh well, look we have to end early because we 195 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 1: have a meeting coming up. Okay, by who's getting during 196 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,680 Speaker 1: this which one of us won't be here, someone's going 197 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: to be vacant. Ye. So how much time have we 198 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: have we covered? We've covered ten We've covered ten minutes. Ah, 199 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: that's plenty. We went over yesterday. Yesterday we went over, 200 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 1: so technical will be about even yeah, okay, perfect, okay, 201 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: unless someone had something they wanted to add to the 202 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: show anyway, not lad nothing, all right, say goodbye. By 203 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,839 Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Morning Show