WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Calculated Risks 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.720 That was more than static electricity. Oh my god, you're 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:05.760 holding already. My ear canal got shocked. Oh my god, 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:08.840 you and I touched something and my there was a 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:11.399 shock in my ear hole. Oh boy, in your ear hold. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.600 I'm not kidding. Wow started, please, it started? You did 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:17.079 hit the thing. I did know the saw the intro. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.119 You need the intro. So huh nice and loud, not 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:21.840 official until it's a finishing. It's not hit it old. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.360 I want the other one? Can you play the other one? 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.079 You didn't send it to me? So now I can't 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.800 do No, you should because I can't get into that system. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:36.600 I got no hold on wait, hold on the song. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:41.240 Wait and uh okay. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.240 Now, oh my gosh, why are you complaining already? 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:45.400 Well, because started the red lights on? 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.440 You came in anyway, tell me what you're eating today? 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:50.080 We're not. This is bull chat, bull chat. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.840 You have to go getting I know it's bull chat 0:00:56.200 --> 0:01:00.200 for bull chat. Yeah, but I can't talk about talk 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.600 about his banana fetish. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:02.840 It's not a fetish, dude. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.080 Go to my instagram right now. You'll see how many 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.360 times I posted him, and every day he brings in 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:08.200 a bigger banana. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:09.880 I eat a banana. It's not a fetish. I like 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:10.600 a banana. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.800 You do put a banana in a bowl when you 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:14.520 eat some cereal? 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:15.280 Not on this show. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.160 We don't you put in the bowl. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:21.039 Add on to do our Fridays No Friday Cereal Remix podcast. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.360 Because we're not allowed to refix. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:23.360 No add ins here. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:24.720 I love you. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.360 Can you close the door because I have a feeling 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.880 that Garrett's gonna think he can come in night. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:30.839 You should have welcome out. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.680 Will you be with us for a bonus episode maybe 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:38.160 in the future. Sure? If I come in tomorrow, would 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.720 you like to fill Andrew he's busy juice? 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.760 Okay, so you tell me when and I do. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:43.800 I could do tomorrow and. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.080 Spencer wants to come and be part of an episode. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.800 All right, we'll do. We'll do one tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:54.520 coming right, all right? Thanks? Pull that door close place, okay, 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.040 but make sure you push it close. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:57.480 In here. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:02.560 Such an a just push the door closed, thank you? 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.160 Why do's you gotta do that? She makes it? She 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.880 blew up the whole place. Seriously, that was funny. Yeah, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.080 she like farted as the laugh. Hey, joke on it. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.120 You choke on all of it. This is not a serial. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:17.680 This is not a Cereal podcast. Put the mic back in. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.000 Please the red light, the red light. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.080 Screw you in your red line. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:23.200 I don't care. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.440 Close it please. You was looking for something to throw Listen, 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.600 this is not Throw it at him. Direct everything to him. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.880 Close the door, please close the door. Oh you want 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.600 me to do something now? Okay? 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:36.000 Great? 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.120 Oh card. Can we start it over? Keep going, keep going? 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.440 Can we start it over? Can we just start over? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:47.760 It's like a sick start over because close the door. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.520 Close the door, Close. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.359 The door please. I've called the engineers to get the 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:56.880 doors fixed. Thank you. No, close it please? Please? 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.160 Did you call me? 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.760 No? He told me to close the door. You. I'm 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:10.240 not going to close my door because this is riveting, riveting, 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:14.919 this is riveting. Can you please close it? Meltdown city 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:19.200 population Scott. This happened on the Big Show yesterday. Seriously, please, okay, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.760 Love you have a nice Ali, thanks for stopping by. Okay, 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.240 well that was fun. I think we can end it 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:30.640 fun to you. I had a conniption. What were we 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.320 talking about? I don't even remember. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.320 We actually didn't start the show. We didn't we started 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.040 the theme song played. Danielle came, she was chatting. We 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.360 have her coming up on a bowl chat or not 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.640 a boll chat. She's into a serial killer. Yeah, oh, 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.680 I had another great idea for a serial killers. And 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.080 tell me if you're like this, I briefly discussed it 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.280 with you, So I think, as. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.920 A bonus like you spit on me, it's very possible. Brief, 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:56.320 it's brief. It's brief. So as a bonus Friday episode, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.880 I think. What I want to do is I want 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.000 you to be in complete contra, all of it, from 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:04.600 start to finish. Okay, listen to me, listen to my idea. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.680 I want you to go to the store. Yeah, I 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.680 want you to. You must promise you may not check 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.840 serial killers pc dot com. You have to promise me 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.360 that you won't check it. Sure, promise, done, promise? Okay, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.120 Also say I promise, I promise you cannot check the website. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.240 I want you to go to a supermarket. I want 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.320 you to buy three cereals that you think we haven't 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:29.080 done yet. Okay, Okay, great, God bless it's Garrett. It's 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.160 gotta be Garrett. Wait, tell them to call me and 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:38.960 what you can't curse on this? Get out of here anyway. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.080 The rails. So listen this. You have to buy three 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.640 cereals that you think we haven't done yet. You need 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.919 to bring them in. You need to lead the whole episode, 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.240 and you need to run it. Okay, okay, milk, the 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.880 whole nine yard cereal bowl, spoons, milk. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.200 It's so funny that you think that I, like, am 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.960 gonna be just lost without you. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.200 I don't know. That's not that's not what I think, 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.520 but I want you to It's gonna be a Friday bone. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.839 I think it'll be funny if we did them already. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.680 I want you to pick three that you think we 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:06.360 have not done. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.520 I'm not I'm gonna go to literally some organic quene 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.839 wa Bougie something or other store. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.520 Tell him to call me instead. No, I don't want 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.640 talk to anybody here. I'll call Ne. No, it's off 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:16.320 the rails. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.000 I'm gonna call Nee. Let's see what need has to say. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.200 You know we have this board. We should use it. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.480 You Knowle's still he's still calling me. No, we'll tell 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.840 him to call me. I don't think that this is 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.080 exciting for people to hear. Your call has been automated. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:34.120 That's so real. Andrew, go ahead, call Andrew. They're all 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.279 looking at us like we're animals in the zoo. There's 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.680 one dude, there's like six people staring at us. I 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.800 don't understand. What don't they get their own podcasts? Here 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.320 we go? They want to be such a part of it. Hi, Nate, what? 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:47.120 Oh can't hear? 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:49.520 No? 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.160 No, we need to hear. How come we can't hear 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:56.520 it because your your road caster doesn't work? Sorry? Interesting, 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.880 thanks for calling. Have a nice day. What was that? 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.359 Why this way? 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:06.120 Hell? 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:11.720 Yeah? Yeah, the refrigerator is running? Okay, go catch it? 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.720 Oh there, I caught it all right? Hang up? Can 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.080 you turn the ringer off? And everything? 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.440 I mean, my ringer is off, it's on vibrate. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.200 Oh hi name. Come on, guys, that was very funny. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.960 I love jokes. It would be funnier if you knew 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.160 how to use that road cast works? It works? Hey, 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.000 do you have a good dad joke for us? He 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.120 just told this one? Yeah, the running refrigerator one is 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.480 not good. You have to put the microphone in his face. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.560 That's how they work. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.120 Why the orange stop rolling down the hill? Oh god, 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.279 now I'm on camera? Yeah yeah yeah, my agent. Nobody 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:45.400 watches it. No one watches it. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.520 Did you hear? You know the orange stopped rolling down 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.960 the hill? You know why why? It ran out of juice? 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:59.600 All right? Please go away here. You don't even know 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.640 where the buts are. No, you don't even know where 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.440 they are. All right, you're ready? 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.200 Sure would the janitor say when he jumped out of 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.080 the closet, what supplies? 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.400 That's not even what you play? You play the rim shot? No, 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:22.120 it's not that you're ruining my shows. It's the shot. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.320 Do you know what a rim shot is? It's a 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.600 there that's what you play after a I'm all out. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.200 You catch me tomorrow. I'll be here all week. Everybody, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:31.680 Try the veal? 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:31.840 Right? 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.560 I never understood that. Why Why do people say trying 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.680 the like a dinner? The the comedy show they had 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.560 fel they had it's didn't they do that in the Catskills, 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.600 in the Belt, in the Bors with Jackie Mason? Try 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:48.360 the veel? All right? I'm adding, I don't even remember 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.920 what we're talking about. Yes, please, please, you owe us 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:55.200 that one. It's excellent. Okay, Fall Harvest is amazing. You're 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:56.800 gonna episode? 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.680 Yeah, do you have any gluten cereals you want to 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:59.920 bring Garrett full gluten. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:06.920 All right, please please close closed doors. The door's open, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:12.400 please close it. He's done, he's done, could close. He's 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.880 tapped out. Andrew, please close that door. Thank you, Garrett, 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:16.800 very much, appreciate it. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.040 I don't think anybody realizes that this is now going 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.880 to be like Scott's demise. He's not really gonna get 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:23.680 a hernia from this. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.559 No, you'll see in the comments, people like I didn't 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:28.400 like that it was discombobulated. Why can't you guys get 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:29.040 your ish together? 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.559 You say two things. One, no one listens, no one watches. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.400 Then you say two oh, we get so many comments. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.880 I said, no one really watches the video. We have 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.960 way more people that stream it than watched on YouTube. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.560 We have so many people that stream it. Well, what 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:47.880 do you call it? Idiot? Aie? Oh wow, he's mad today. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.679 You Kenny Candy? You got Canny Candy? No, why because 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:55.640 he has Stop he's throwing m and ms at me out. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.720 Take my eye out. Stop it exploded. Please get out 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:05.840 of here, guy, Please stop. Seriously, I'm gonna come in 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.439 the begin Entertainment podcast. I'm gonna throw cereal at you. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:13.600 Cut it out, please, Andrew, Yes, can we start over now, 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.720 how get out of here? Close the door please. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.880 For a second, I was like, he's gonna throw a laptop. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.760 No, that's what I do. Thenigans you'd you threw it? 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.800 I didn't throw it. And it was also please close 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:32.160 the door please. Nobody wants to hear this anymore. All Right, anyway, 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.160 So you're gonna go to a store. You're gonna buy 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.800 three cereals. You're not gonna check Serial Killers PC dot 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.840 all the supply and it's gonna be a Friday Bonus 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.319 episode and it's going to be hilarious, hilarious, and I'm 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.080 gonna pretend that I don't know if we did these 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:45.480 things or not. It's all on you. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.840 Great, Yeah, I'm in all right, cool, we love it. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.440 It's gonna work out very well. And when all three 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:54.080 cereals are like new and I can't wait, it's gonna 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:55.800 be just a normal episode. You're gonna be in the 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.040 background like he can't wait for him. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.960 To I'm not. I don't want you to fill out. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.280 I want you to succeed. Oh please, That's what I 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.160 want in life. Andrew, Okay, what the biggest lie I've 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.680 ever heard? That's in America? You know, Andrew, you know 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.680 that I think that you're a wonderful human being. I do. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.839 I know that. I think that you do everything for everybody. Shoot, 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.439 and I want you to succeed in life. And that's 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:18.160 why I don't know why you're still here, but you know, 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.520 I want you to do big things, and I'm one 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.920 day I'm gonna work for you. Shoot one of these days, 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.120 one of these days. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.240 Well, anyway, if I had audio, I would have played 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.520 the one of these days, Alice, One of these days, Alice, Well, 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:30.600 one of these days. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.240 I was thinking, there's some song called one of these days. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.719 One of these days, I'll be good as knew my 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.000 dad's car was in that video some country artist. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.280 Oh yeah, I forgot that. Your dad has like a 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.280 weird car collection that's vintage. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.400 Yeah, I don't. I don't. Are you gonna get those cars? 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.120 I don't want them. I mean I might get them 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:52.120 and sell them, but I you know, it was like, 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.800 my dad has all these weird old like model t's 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.520 and old like nineteen whatever cars, and he would when 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:58.960 I was in high school, he would think that these 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.959 cars were cool, and he would think that all kids 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.160 thought that these cars were cool. So my dad would 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.679 come chugging up the hill in the school in the 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:09.360 nineteen ten model t Ford. I'd be like Auga Auga 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.520 with the horn, and everybody would be outside and I 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.720 would just walk back into the school and I'd be like, 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.320 I don't know this man. I don't I don't know him. 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:19.640 I feel like that's fun, though, No, high school kids 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.040 don't think that's fun. Now when you're in tenth eleventh 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.680 grade and like trying to trying to impress a girl 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.040 or something like that, and then and then your dad 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.920 comes up in the Auga car. No, it's not cool. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.040 It's not fun. No kid wants that. It was the 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.000 Auga car. Yes, that's what you called it, but yes, 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.079 but see then later on in my high school career, 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:39.840 I embraced it because by the time I was a 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.199 senior and I had a driver's license, I would take 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.920 the a Uga car and I would drive around the 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.480 Auga car and I would drive around the neighborhood with 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.040 people in the rumble seat and we would just drive 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.920 around and hang out. Finecause then it was cool, nice, 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:53.400 But you know, when you need to be picked up 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.959 by your parent, you didn't want that coming. But when 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.120 you could drive, then it was okay, yeah, you know. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.960 So anyway, I'm not a fan of the cars. Did 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.520 you get an old car for your first car? No? 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:08.120 What car did you get? It was a nineteen ninety 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:14.760 one or two Chevy Blazer. Oh yeah, that's nice. Yeah 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.559 it was nice. Mine was a Ford Edge. Oh Ford 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:18.200 Edge was cool. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.320 Yeah, it was when they first first came out. I 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.040 called it Franklin because it looks like a turtle. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.160 That's like. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.760 That was like a crossover SUV s VV caller one ye. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.240 But the thing SUV SUV a midsize SUV. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.480 Didn't they call it something else? Like there was some 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:36.720 other letters? It was another UV? No, okay, no whatever, 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:41.040 sorry to say anyway, So, oh god, the parade, the 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.559 stop it Wow, it's like we're at a bar. Now. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:48.199 You have to waste paper towels Vegas Cereal Bar. Yep, Brody, 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.000 take paper towels from their free take. She's one with 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.280 all the paper towels in your basement. I need more. Actually, 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.920 the bounty rolls are running out. Why are they running out? Guys, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.160 stop throwing things. Cut it out, Brooklyn boys. You're done. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:06.480 We're throwing pizza. Next time you guys are recorded. Goodbye. 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:12.520 Close the doors please. Oh, oh my god, you broke 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.439 the wall. Look you get to the wall. Please get 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:20.040 out of here. Uh oh did it close? The wall 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:23.440 is broken? Anyway? Wow, that's damage, that is. And we 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.720 have it on video, do we No? We don't. Oh, 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.200 I have it in this video. Do we have a 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.679 security deposit on this place? Seriously? The Serial Library is 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.439 gonna be under repair for a while. They just keep 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.920 throwing us off. Yeah, anyway, please can you close the door? 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:39.760 Nate yelling in there, but this place is in shambles, seriously, 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.520 Holy hell, and a hand basket. I mean it's do 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.280 you know how high my blood pressure is right now? 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.439 I feel you're radiating heap. Can I have a bottle 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.800 of water? Do you mind? Please? I'm so sorry I 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:56.240 need something. Oh okay, uh, and we'll be back right 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.760 after this. Where's the thing? Oh commercial? Oh okay, And 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:06.760 we'll be back right after this. And we're back. Yeah, 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.040 and you know what, I tell you what the cool 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.559 thing is people have told us that there haven't been 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:11.840 condom commercials there anymore. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:15.000 That's wonderful. All the categories are on, even the explicit ones. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.959 So maybe Trojan took their ads off. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.240 But from what I understand different commercials will play in 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.000 different parts of the country because they are localized. So 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.040 there might be like some crazy local sex dungeon in 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.600 like Milwaukee that plays. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.720 They come to Craig's Sex Dungeon, look at the Cornavarian 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.080 lorin bring your own whips and change. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.840 And that's maybe that's the illegal one, because in some 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:38.000 states that could be illegal. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.240 True Vegas, No, it's legal. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:42.920 It's illegal the other places. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.920 Well, no, it's actually you mean prostitution. Yes, that's it. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.200 That's illegal in Las Vegas proper. In Clark County it 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:52.200 is illegal. You have to go outside of the county lines. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.680 Oh yeah, I learned that on the Cathouse Show on 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.960 HBO to say, you know quite a lot about it. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.920 Yeah, Old Vegas is actually super interesting, you know. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.480 I mean, I were just talking about this the other day. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.000 There was a special on I forget what it was, 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.800 and somebody was playing in Reno and I've never been 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.720 to Reno. I've been once. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.640 of different parts of it home. I mean a lot 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:13.440 of different parts of Nevada where there's gambling. Yeah, is 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.440 it legal in the entire state or is it only 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:16.080 certain counties? 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.680 I feel like only certain counties. I can't speak to that. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.280 Because when I when I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.520 and I worked at Western Union, I used to as folks. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:25.360 I used to have to send money to the casino cages. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.240 Where's the thing? Isn't there like a corn thing? I 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.160 made a ding noise. I used to have to send 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:30.920 money to the casino cages at two o'clock in the 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.840 morning from from like drunk people. And I remember there 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:38.720 were casinos in parump I Prump, Parump. Is it Parump? 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:42.320 I think it's Parump Pump Nevada, Nevada. Yeah, there were. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.000 There were a few, like little towns like that that 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:47.360 had probably like gambling at the gas station rest area. Yeah, 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.760 and I had to send money to them. I wore people, 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.120 not me personally. I have one dollar. Oh wait, I 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:53.280 think I have it in my backpack. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.040 I won a Oh no, no, I have one penny 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:57.720 from a Las Vegas slot machine. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.480 One penny. The last time I was in. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.960 Leing, No, not Louisville. 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.880 Cincinnati. Okay, that's not even close, but go ahead. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.360 The last time I was in Cincinnati, I went to 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.000 the Hard rock there and I. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.560 They gambling there. They do in Cincinnati they do. It's 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.360 the best part about the Midwest in my opinion, is 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.680 that a lot of the cities have like a big 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.480 casino in there. I think that is so much fun, 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.720 and I wish that New York had that. The best 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.000 thing about the Midwest in my opinion is miles and 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.080 miles of cornfields. I love driving through them. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.880 I find that to be a little boring after a while, 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:33.760 but you know it is. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.840 It is, but you know, it's very flat. I enjoy 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.640 the Midwest. It's nice to drive you too. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.520 Like I said, Cleveland, I love Cleveland. In the middle 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.880 of the city, Jack's Casino so much fun. I've lost 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:48.040 a lot of money in that casino. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:52.040 I bet blackjack. I love blackjack. Oh I'm not allowed 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.120 to play blackjack. Why. It's not because I'm like a 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.200 gambling fiend. It's because I'm the guy that ruins the game. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:01.440 So I would only be allowed to play if we 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.080 were at a table of my peers, you know, Like 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.120 I can't sit at a table with Amy and play 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.680 with strangers because I will get murdered. I like to 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.080 hit on a seventeen. Maybe I'll get a three. I 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:12.479 don't know. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:16.200 See, I not that I play stupid, but I do 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.600 kind of like sit down and do a lot of like. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.360 I don't know what I'm doing, what should I do? 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:22.720 And let other people so this way they know, like 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:23.399 we're a team. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:25.879 Here's the thing that gets me. Okay, So if I 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.679 had a sixteen or whatever, you're not supposed to hit 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:31.040 on anything higher than what fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, sixteen, So 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.680 I would want to hit on sixteen sometimes even seventeen. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.720 You know, I'd hit me because maybe I'll get an 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.800 ace or two or three or four whatever, you know. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:39.840 But then the person gets mad at you that's next 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.400 to you. But here's the thing. What if you helped them, 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.960 why they could like it could go either way. If 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.000 you helped them to get blackjack. Why would they be 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:48.960 pissed at you for hitting? 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:52.199 Because it's all about, like I guess, the probability of 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.080 what's left in the deck. So for them, if you're 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.320 doing that, then it's like the probability of them getting 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.560 a low card or a high card. You're kind of 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.840 screwing them over because just say you took someone's three, 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:04.560 the next card is probably going to be a king 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:05.880 and just say they have like. 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.480 A twenty, they have caroteen. That's my strategy. Them up whatever, 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:13.399 But I won. That's my strategy. Again. I'm not arguing. 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:17.080 There's no there's no rules, you just do. I just 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:18.240 my thing. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.000 The way I look at it is I like being 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:21.880 more conservative. 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:23.760 I'm not. I don't like to hit. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:28.359 It makes me anxious, and I just I'm not. I'm 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.200