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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away knock.

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Time for your

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Speaker 1: phone tap, it's broken, jubele in the morning, go forget.

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Speaker 1: I'll be performing at the Tacoma Comedy Club tomorrow through Sunday.

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Speaker 1: You can get your tickets for that at ugly tickets

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Speaker 1: dot com. But for your brand new phone tap today,

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Speaker 1: I call a woman who enters a lot of sweepstakes

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Speaker 1: and contests, but she never wins. Until now. She's about

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Speaker 1: to get the news that she's been dreaming about her

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Speaker 1: entire adult life. And this time there's not even a catch.

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Speaker 1: She just won. She's a full fledged winner as long

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Speaker 1: as I can hear her clearly over the phone, and

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Speaker 1: we don't have any connection issues, because that would be

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Speaker 1: terrible if you just won a prize and there's a

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Speaker 1: bunch of connection issues and they can't hear you anyway.

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Speaker 1: I think this is a slam dug for her. I

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Speaker 1: don't see it going wrong at all in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, it's another Jeeps on the twenties to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi there, I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Emily. This is hi Emily.

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Speaker 1: My name is Peter Green and I'm the marketing director

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Speaker 1: from Cruises. How are you doing today? Hey? I'm great.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? Thank you for asking. Before

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Speaker 1: we continue, I just need a double check. Are you

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Speaker 1: the same Emily that filled out an entry form for

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Speaker 1: our bon Voyage sweepstakes? That definitely sounds like me. Well,

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Speaker 1: bone Voyage, Emily, because guess what what? Congratulations you are

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Speaker 1: one of our three Lucky Grand Brize winners. Way to go,

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Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent serious. Well, it means that

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Speaker 1: you are a winner and you get the opportunity to

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Speaker 1: cruise anywhere in the world aboard any of our ships

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Speaker 1: completely free for two weeks. Yes, I am told you

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Speaker 1: that a couple of times. Now, I appreciate it if

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Speaker 1: you listen there, completely serious congratulations. I'm sorry, I just

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Speaker 1: can't believe it. I'm so sorry. I no worries. I

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Speaker 1: was just messing with you. First. I've got to confirm

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Speaker 1: a few things though. Your birthday on the forum is

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Speaker 1: July twenty nineteen. Is that correct? Yes? And I also

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Speaker 1: want to confirm that your husband's name is Eric. You

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Speaker 1: wrote on the form that he would be your cruising partner. Yes,

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Speaker 1: absolutely great, and I'll get to some more details in

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Speaker 1: just a second. I just need to record something so

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Speaker 1: we have record of it. Do I have your approval

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Speaker 1: as a representative for Cruises for you to accept this prize? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. Oh really, I'm sorry. You

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Speaker 1: said you can't go. No, no, I said, and it's

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Speaker 1: sort of hard to hear you. I'm reminding your I'm

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Speaker 1: recording this, so I'll just ask it again. Then, Oh,

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Speaker 1: come here we go, Emily. You just want an all

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Speaker 1: expense paid trip to anywhere in the world aboard our cruises.

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Speaker 1: Do you accept the prize? Yes? Hello? Hellook, Emily? Are

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Speaker 1: you still there? Yes, I'm here. There was some static

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Speaker 1: on the phone right when I asked that. Did you

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Speaker 1: hear it? Did you hear the static? Yes? I can

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Speaker 1: hear it, but it has nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 1: Get in the static again, did you? I'm sorry you

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Speaker 1: fell and hurt your knee? Is that what I know?

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Speaker 1: I said? No, period, I want the tread Okay, uh wow,

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Speaker 1: I've got to tell you. I'm surprised that you're not interested.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a great trip. At this point,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to regretfully resend the offer. Dude, are

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Speaker 1: you serious? I'm sorry? Hello, Yes, Hello, I can hear

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Speaker 1: you now. I don't know why this happened. I said

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Speaker 1: yes every time. I don't know what happened. I cannot

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Speaker 1: lose this trip, you know what. I'm I'm sorry because

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Speaker 1: of all those phone issues and you're saying no. At first,

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Speaker 1: I had to cancel the trip. I've already done it

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Speaker 1: in the computer. But you know what, I feel bad.

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Speaker 1: You should feel. Yeah, you didn't hear me. You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I blame it on the phone, I guess.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, how about this, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: offer you another trip because I feel bad about that

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Speaker 1: whole thing. You're welcome. This is a little different, though.

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Speaker 1: You can have the trip as long as you sit

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Speaker 1: through two separate twelve hour time share meetings. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: all just a quick twelve well quick twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: of meetings, and then you can go on. Have you

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Speaker 1: been scanning me this whole time? Is this a scamp? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sort of. It's a prank phone call, for sure. So

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Speaker 1: you're prank calling me from a timeshare place to get

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Speaker 1: me to sit through these twelve hour meetings that I

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Speaker 1: will never came. No, I'm prank calling you from a

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Speaker 1: radio station because this is actually Jewil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your husband. Eric set you up. He said he

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke on you because apparently you

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Speaker 1: enter all these cruise sweepstakes online. He wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. What are you experience? Yes, I'm sorry. What

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Speaker 1: was what was that? I'm having trouble hearing here that

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Speaker 1: the static is back. Oh my god, I said. I

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Speaker 1: hated him and I hate you. Okay, heard that loud

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Speaker 1: and clear. Have a good day. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubilfoone tabs weekday mornings. On the twenties, Holy Ruined

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five