Speaker 1: Frooking Jubels second dat up date. Not many people know this,
Speaker 1: but one of my biggest regrets in life was that
Speaker 1: I didn't do theater really like when I was in
Speaker 1: high school and stuff. Yah, I feel like you would
Speaker 1: just bully theater kids. Well, I would have a little bit,
Speaker 1: but everybody also knows that theater girls are freaks. And
Speaker 1: I could have been getting lucky left and right in
Speaker 1: high school if I would have gotten into drama. But
Speaker 1: sadly I didn't, so I'll never know that experience firsthand.
Speaker 1: It's always a regret of mine if I never do
Speaker 1: have a kids at the town getting theater so you
Speaker 1: can get lucky. I didn't theater for four years, and
Speaker 1: I think your stereotype is off. Speaking of theater freaks,
Speaker 1: we got one on the phone right now. Her name
Speaker 1: is Jenna, and she wants to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: What's up, Jenna? You animal? I'm good? How are you? Guys?
Speaker 1: Pretty good? He's not really spot on with that, is he, Jenna? No? What? No,
Speaker 1: We're just normal people doing normal things, right, Jenna. I
Speaker 1: read your email and you hooked up with the dude
Speaker 1: that you want to call today after your first date,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think calling it a date is maybe
Speaker 1: a little strong, to be honest. So you hooked up
Speaker 1: with the dude you weren't even going out on a
Speaker 1: date with case proved, game set match, Jenna. People don't
Speaker 1: really date, like we don't have time. We kind of
Speaker 1: just you meet people that you work with and then you,
Speaker 1: you know, do things and it goes somewhere it doesn't
Speaker 1: and and Okay, you're all about feeling and passion, yeah,
Speaker 1: and drinking. And that is why I say I regret
Speaker 1: that I never went into drama. All right, Jenna, So
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want to call today. What's his name? His name is Brandon,
Speaker 1: And where did you meet Brandon? We just got done
Speaker 1: doing a show together. He's an actor and I'm an actor,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's really kind of uncool, like you
Speaker 1: never want to hook up. It's bad news bears, so
Speaker 1: like hook up with someone while you're doing the show.
Speaker 1: But then you know, we've just been flirting all through
Speaker 1: rehearsal and performances and he's hilarious, he's incredibly talented. So
Speaker 1: it was really sexy. Are you just saying that the
Speaker 1: rap party at the end of any run is your
Speaker 1: time to get it on with whoever you've been dreaming
Speaker 1: about the entire time you've been doing the play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that time where that like taboo which not everybody
Speaker 1: follows against, Like you know, sleeping with someone that you've
Speaker 1: been working with. It's like over because you're not working
Speaker 1: together anymore and you can do it. Thank you for
Speaker 1: confirming my dream. Sorry, yes, I mean there is a
Speaker 1: reason for that stereotype, I guess. But yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: how did everything go down with Brandon? Then? It was
Speaker 1: like it was good. I mean we have all this
Speaker 1: tension build up through the show and then at the
Speaker 1: party we just like let it all hang out and
Speaker 1: we got super wasted. We made out like in front
Speaker 1: of everyone in a corner like we were in high school.
Speaker 1: I mean it was embarrassing, but also like who cares?
Speaker 1: And how drunk were you guys? Pretty hammered? We're pretty hammered.
Speaker 1: I mean I remember everything, but but yeah, we were.
Speaker 1: We were drunk. We were drunk enough to be you know,
Speaker 1: thirty year olds making out at a party, which is
Speaker 1: pretty drunk. Did you go back to his place or
Speaker 1: he come to yours? Um? I went back to his place.
Speaker 1: But first we like, first he was like, let's grab food,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, let's just do it. And
Speaker 1: I don't I perform better on an empty stomach. I
Speaker 1: don't want to sober up and start to think about
Speaker 1: this stuff. I mean, but we were so like I
Speaker 1: was really really hungry and we were so hammered that
Speaker 1: we ended up going for fondu. Um. That seems like
Speaker 1: a really bad drunk food to me. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: We were drunk and loud and covered in cheese and
Speaker 1: just having the best time, but everyone in that restaurant
Speaker 1: hated us. Yeah, it sounds like an awesome day though, Huh.
Speaker 1: It was like it was so much fun. Like I
Speaker 1: knew he was fun, but this was like the next
Speaker 1: level fun, right? And so did you go straight to
Speaker 1: his place after the fondue? Yeah, we went back to
Speaker 1: his slave. Okay? And can I ask details about that
Speaker 1: or is that? I feel like you're pretty open you
Speaker 1: should share something. It's true, I guess I just like
Speaker 1: don't really know what I can say on the radio. Um. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was great. You into that one covered in cheese.
Speaker 1: Everybody was any the same situation as just like how
Speaker 1: our cheese, greasy bodies like robbing up against each other. No,
Speaker 1: I mean the most important part of all of it
Speaker 1: is what it was like the morning after. I didn't
Speaker 1: really get to talk to him the morning after because
Speaker 1: I was late for my day job, so I didn't
Speaker 1: want to wake him up or anythingcause super early, so
Speaker 1: I just had to sneak out, which I didn't worry
Speaker 1: about it too much, and I just like sentime at text,
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I had to go. But now I've
Speaker 1: been texting him. It's been like a week, and I'm
Speaker 1: used to seeing him every day because of the show,
Speaker 1: and he's just sent me like one word answers as
Speaker 1: to my questions. And I have no idea what happened, right,
Speaker 1: because now you're missing like you're missing a friend, and
Speaker 1: you're missing out on someone that you sound like you
Speaker 1: really like. I do. I do like him. It was
Speaker 1: an incredible night, and I think I want to see
Speaker 1: him like I would consider him relationship material. You know
Speaker 1: that's a big statement coming from a theater girl. How
Speaker 1: you guys look at relationships? It is Ye's You're right again, Juble, No,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've made a mistake. All right, Well
Speaker 1: we'll find out for you. We'll play a song come back,
Speaker 1: and then we'll call him and get your second day
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, okay, all right, hang up brooking Jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning, Second Days inter Jubil stage right. Hey,
Speaker 1: mister Johnson, the grass is looking good today. You're gonna
Speaker 1: spend some time out there. Oh I'm doing fine? What
Speaker 1: am I gonna be doing today? Well, I'm glad you asked,
Speaker 1: because today is a special day, mister Johnson. We're going
Speaker 1: to find a date for Jenna. She's not getting a
Speaker 1: call back from Brandon. We're gonna call him and ask
Speaker 1: him why. Why would he go out and then blow
Speaker 1: her roughness? That's not cool? You over there, you upstairs,
Speaker 1: you down the block? If are you excited? We're all
Speaker 1: excited for today's second date. As we marched down the
Speaker 1: street and we sing hip hooray, let's see if Jenna
Speaker 1: can get a call back and go out with Brandon
Speaker 1: one more time. Musical, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be part of the kick line
Speaker 1: in the back. Yep. Well it's not about me, it's
Speaker 1: about Jenna right now. Yeah, and that reason we opened
Speaker 1: up the second date update like that is because Jenna
Speaker 1: met the dude that she wants to call today in
Speaker 1: the theater. They actually performed together and ended up hooking
Speaker 1: up after the rat party of their production, and now
Speaker 1: he's not getting back to her and she doesn't know why. Jenna,
Speaker 1: may I be in your next play whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I thought your performance was very interesting? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's good. The reviews will be out soon. I'll let
Speaker 1: you know what the New York Time says. But as
Speaker 1: for you, are you ready to give Brandon a call
Speaker 1: and find out why he's not getting back to you
Speaker 1: after you guys hooked up? Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll get him on the phone right now with Davis
Speaker 1: phone Umber and see if we can figure it out
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, okay, okay, here were Hello. Hi, I
Speaker 1: was looking for Brandon. This is Brandon. Hey, Brandon, how
Speaker 1: are you. This is Jewil from Brook and Jewbil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Hey, What's what's going on? Not much? What's
Speaker 1: going on with you? Uh? Just just getting ready ahead
Speaker 1: to work? Uh? Do you have any idea who this is? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: not one bit? All right, Okay, Well, it's Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewbil in the morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: All right, why are you guys calling me? Well, because
Speaker 1: you recently went out on a date with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, and she emailed us to see if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone and find out why
Speaker 1: you're blowing her off. Someone emailed you that I went
Speaker 1: on a date with Yeah. Yeah, you recently hung out
Speaker 1: with a girl that you know very well. Her name
Speaker 1: is Jenna. Uh what I mean? She knows that date
Speaker 1: is a pretty loose term here. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: we were not out on a date, right, She told
Speaker 1: us when you said you call for people who have
Speaker 1: gone out. I haven't been out on a date for months.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this this show. Yeah. Yeah, she told
Speaker 1: us that's where she met. You. Guys are performing in
Speaker 1: the same play. Yeah, And she said that after you
Speaker 1: guys had finished everything and you were having the party
Speaker 1: for your closing night, she said that you guys made
Speaker 1: out at that party and then went and had some
Speaker 1: fondue and spilled cheese all over each other and then
Speaker 1: went back to your place. And I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to even think about what was done there,
Speaker 1: but I did some stuff there together. Is that all true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, I mean it's uh, it's it happened. Wait
Speaker 1: you sound I mean you sound kind of hesitant about it,
Speaker 1: Like didn't you enjoy yourself? I mean, you know, we
Speaker 1: had a decent time and we had kind of had
Speaker 1: this real flirty thing going on during the course of
Speaker 1: the performance or whatever. But you know it was fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, this is not good, not great, but fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, great as a whole other level
Speaker 1: if yeah, you know what I'm saying. So so was
Speaker 1: it just I mean maybe it was just a one
Speaker 1: night stand for you and that's it. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: I wasn't completely shut off from it at first. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't have to be a one night fan. I
Speaker 1: wasn't like, oh this is this is a one night
Speaker 1: stan Definitely. Okay, so it wasn't a one night stand. Definitely.
Speaker 1: Why is it a one night stand? Now? What's so funny?
Speaker 1: I could tell us? Yeah it was, it was. It was, Uh,
Speaker 1: we were pretty what happened? I have you have to
Speaker 1: tell me what happened? So at one point we went
Speaker 1: back to my place and it kind of took a
Speaker 1: really strange turn. I'll be honest with you. Wait, who
Speaker 1: made the turn to strange, you or her. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean if it was me that made the turn to strange,
Speaker 1: I don't think we'd be having this conversation, right, that's true.
Speaker 1: You probably have just hung up on us and been
Speaker 1: like not interested. Yeah. So no, I mean it was
Speaker 1: it was totally. She made things so weird once we
Speaker 1: like actually kind of started froming around and hooking up,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, it was I felt so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It was so I got really why she Uh, I
Speaker 1: really don't it's too it's so weird. I really don't
Speaker 1: think I should like, I don't think I know. I
Speaker 1: think now you've gone too far. Yeah, but she wanted
Speaker 1: to do the second date update, right, she we talked
Speaker 1: to everybody, were like, you you have to be willing
Speaker 1: to hear whatever this person says. So whatever it is
Speaker 1: so hysterical to you, She's willing to hear it. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, Maybe she doesn't think it's weird. Maybe
Speaker 1: just you do. I think you guys probably will too.
Speaker 1: It really so we're like hooking up and you know,
Speaker 1: making out, and she kept insisting on calling me by
Speaker 1: my character's name from the play that we were in.
Speaker 1: What it was so weird. It was. It was so weird.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Yeah, so she wanted to hook up with
Speaker 1: the character and not you. Honestly, I didn't think about
Speaker 1: it that way. But that's me. I tell a lot weirder.
Speaker 1: Why why does it make it weirder? The character that
Speaker 1: I played was Tiny Tim Carol, Tiny Tim from a
Speaker 1: Christmas Carol from a Christmas. Yeah weird, that's weird. That's insisting.
Speaker 1: I'm calling me tiny Tim the whole time. Tim, this
Speaker 1: tiny Tim kiss that Wow, What did you say to her?
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't say much, obviously. I kept going,
Speaker 1: oh my god. At least it could have been like
Speaker 1: Scrooge or something. I don't know, but not Tiny. I
Speaker 1: mean no, nothing is good from that play, I don't think.
Speaker 1: But and at a certain point she stopped, She dropped
Speaker 1: with the Tim entirely, and she just started to call
Speaker 1: me tiny that tiny Okay, to her defense, is there
Speaker 1: any way she could have just been so still wrapped
Speaker 1: up in the play that that's it's just the name
Speaker 1: that she used, you know. I honestly, I think that's
Speaker 1: a question you're gonna have to ask her. I have
Speaker 1: no clue. Why don't why don't we do that? Then, Brandon?
Speaker 1: You mean tiny tim Jenna? Do you remember, Oh, Brandon,
Speaker 1: Jenna is on the other line listening, and so are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh my god, her Jenna,
Speaker 1: are you still on the phone, Oh Jenna, I am
Speaker 1: How many shades of red are you right now? Jenna?
Speaker 1: About a million? Um like a whole rainbow of red.
Speaker 1: I do not remember saying that, Brandon. I thought I
Speaker 1: remembered everything that happened that night, but apparently I was wrong.
Speaker 1: How do you not remember that? You must have said
Speaker 1: it like thirty times, but you don't remember this that
Speaker 1: you wanted me to call you missus Cratchett. The whole
Speaker 1: time it was weird, like I have no I have
Speaker 1: no idea what drunk me wanted to do. I thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. Maybe maybe drunk me thought it was hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't funny at all. Say anything about it. You
Speaker 1: didn't like stop, No, I didn't stop, but like I
Speaker 1: laughed into the pillow a couple of times. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: But you could have, like I don't know, said hey,
Speaker 1: you owe me a coffee and then like us have
Speaker 1: a conversation about it. Instead of just ghosting me, like
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, like whatever, if you don't want
Speaker 1: to do that, saying again, that's fine, but I thought,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to role play tiny Tim and
Speaker 1: Miss Cratchett in the bedroom, she has a very good point, Brandon,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm a pretty honest person. Then it just
Speaker 1: is what it is. Like we had a connection and
Speaker 1: now we don't have a connection. I'll be honest, like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel that great about it. Well, then you're
Speaker 1: obviously like kind of a dead inside jerk. I mean,
Speaker 1: how can you just like have a connection and then
Speaker 1: be like nope, nope, never happened. Like, well, like you
Speaker 1: either have a real connection or you don't, or you're
Speaker 1: dead inside, which you're obviously sad inside. So Brandon, I
Speaker 1: would love to ask if you will go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Jenna. Will we will pay for it?
Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't think I could sit at a
Speaker 1: table and look her in the eyes at this point.
Speaker 1: So that's a no, you know, honestly, it's just it
Speaker 1: was too weird for me, you know, like we were
Speaker 1: these characters in this play and then we go back
Speaker 1: to my place and all of a sudden, it's trainy's
Speaker 1: him and missus Cratchet hanging out in bed naked. It's
Speaker 1: too weird. It's really weird, but an interesting continuation to
Speaker 1: the whole thing. All right, Well, Jenna, I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: didn't get your second date. Yeah, I'm not sorry. And
Speaker 1: you know, obviously this jerk doesn't understand, like what happens
Speaker 1: when you get wasted and have some fun. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: get wasted and you hook up with tiny ten in
Speaker 1: the morning texted in seven eight five nine two that says,
Speaker 1: despite the role that that guy played, dudes don't want
Speaker 1: to be called tiny in the bedroom at all. If
Speaker 1: you didn't hear today's second date update, Jenna wanted to
Speaker 1: call it dude name Brandon. They actually were in a
Speaker 1: performance together, a theater show, and they hooked up after
Speaker 1: their last performance, after the rap party, and the reason
Speaker 1: he wasn't calling her back was they got really drunk
Speaker 1: that night and she doesn't really remember, but she demanded
Speaker 1: that while they were being intimate with each other they
Speaker 1: go by their stage names. She was, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: she is more of a method actor and which makes
Speaker 1: it maybe worse. She wanted him to call her Misscratchets,
Speaker 1: and she was calling him Tiny Tim the whole time,
Speaker 1: which makes it even more disturbing because that's based that's
Speaker 1: Tiny Tim's mom. Yeah yeah, so on a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of levels, it's weird. Could she have gone with like
Speaker 1: Tim and imagine you when Tim's grown up even but
Speaker 1: I don't know. But anyway, it creeped him out too
Speaker 1: much and he's not interested in going out with her again. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want a second up, they don't have to
Speaker 1: do his email the show, and we will call the
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