Speaker 1: Welcome to Slips and Picks, the premiere NFL gambling show
Speaker 1: Number one. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the boys
Speaker 1: to you. You're probably wondering, where's Chet Savage? Why isn't it here?
Speaker 2: You're probably a little bit confused. Well, there's a few reasons.
Speaker 1: Chet Savage has been making very bad decisions. He's way
Speaker 1: under five hundred, He's been leading everybody to the wrong
Speaker 1: end of every pick, and he is the first person
Speaker 1: to eclipse one hundred losses on this show. For those reasons,
Speaker 1: he is now in the tank at Gamblers Anonymous, But
Speaker 1: he's never been the reason why you guys come. And
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, by the way, he's in legal trouble.
Speaker 1: You come for Delaney the mule Walker. My man is
Speaker 1: batting fifty six percent on the year, He's one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixteen to ninety one, and he has just enough
Speaker 1: of a record to label him as a bad boy.
Speaker 1: Whether or not I mean that about a criminal record
Speaker 1: or gambling record, that's for you to decide. Joining us
Speaker 1: in Chet Savage's place this week is our boy, JP Hovey,
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Mary Christmas. Let's kick it off
Speaker 1: before we get into talking Dallas, before we talk Lions,
Speaker 1: before we talk all the games that we're about to
Speaker 1: in the buy and Sell operation. Let's kick it to
Speaker 1: the interns for the weekly recap on what we did
Speaker 1: over the weekend.
Speaker 6: Gentlemen, thank you for kicking it to us. Uh, just
Speaker 6: not the week we wanted to see once again. It's
Speaker 6: been really tailing off on the back half of this year.
Speaker 6: But let's just run through some records and we'll get
Speaker 6: it going. We have Chet the absent at eight and
Speaker 6: thirteen on the week, Geko went four and eight and
Speaker 6: The Mule went six and eight, zero winning records on
Speaker 6: last week's slate. Very disappointing to see, but it looks
Speaker 6: like they brought in a couple of ringers, set the
Speaker 6: tone right, get the juices flowing back again. So I
Speaker 6: think we might be onto something four week sixteen, See
Speaker 6: you guys soon.
Speaker 1: Thank you interns, Thank you guys.
Speaker 7: No problem, of course, we're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Mule tough weeks recently, yes, yes, yes, talk about your failure.
Speaker 4: Well, cool cats and kittens. It's December.
Speaker 8: Things happen in December, and I'm gonna get back on
Speaker 8: track to get these units stacked. I promise you stick
Speaker 8: with the Mule and you're gonna go places.
Speaker 1: Promise is delivered but not executed the last seven the
Speaker 1: last seven weeks, you are fifty three and forty nine
Speaker 1: and fifty two percent, right below myself, who arguably the
Speaker 1: best gambler right now, fifty five and forty four I'm
Speaker 1: hitting fifty five percent. Ched on the other hand, is
Speaker 1: fifty one and sixty two. That's why he's no longer
Speaker 1: on the show right now. But interns JP Jack Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like Delaney said, this is a December ball, so
Speaker 6: we're throwing everything out the window. It's gonna be a majority,
Speaker 6: gut decision. A lot of intuition going into it. So yeah,
Speaker 6: you can have all the stats in the world, but
Speaker 6: the end of the day, you just gotta trust what's
Speaker 6: going on right here in the gut.
Speaker 7: Yes, and I have good news. I want everybody to
Speaker 7: take a look in this bag, keep it to yourself.
Speaker 7: What's in there? Will It's empty? Nothing right, nothing. That's
Speaker 7: what stands between us and greatness. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 7: happened in these prior weeks. That is the ultimate difference
Speaker 7: between greatness and us. Nothing.
Speaker 2: That is why you've gotten the call up to the
Speaker 2: big league, son, Jack.
Speaker 1: Talk about what it's like going from single at balls
Speaker 1: and entern now up to the big leagues.
Speaker 2: In slipped and picks.
Speaker 6: You know, you've got to appreciate when a moment comes
Speaker 6: to you, but it's all about capitalizing on said moment.
Speaker 6: You can get called up and it's you're either a
Speaker 6: hero or a zero. So I think this week we
Speaker 6: show why Chet was kicked off while we're here now,
Speaker 6: and I believe we're gonna come out dominating as the heroes.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't be shocked if JP and I go combined, you know,
Speaker 6: twenty two and two.
Speaker 9: But for now, we're not gonna get too hasty. We're
Speaker 9: gonna stay humble, and we're gonna keep it moving.
Speaker 6: Like I said, trust the gut, trust the instincts. Because
Speaker 6: December ball and everything's out the window, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving to the top of the block, buy or sell.
Speaker 1: This is where we go over the main headliner games
Speaker 1: for the weekend. The boys pick something that they like
Speaker 1: against the spread, and we talk a little shop, we
Speaker 1: talk a little ball. The first game on the docket
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys at the Miami Dolphins. The spread currently since
Speaker 1: the Dolphins are favorite at minus one and a half
Speaker 1: and the over under in that game is fifty one
Speaker 1: and a half points. Delaney Walker the Mule Theodore kick
Speaker 1: us off.
Speaker 2: Where you going with this game?
Speaker 4: This is a tough one. You know, you look at it.
Speaker 8: You got both teams that are first in the and
Speaker 8: the Dolphins is first in the AFC East, the Dallas
Speaker 8: is first in the NFC East. This is gonna be
Speaker 8: a big game. This can be a game that we
Speaker 8: see maybe being a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Who knows. Nah, I don't see the Dolphins going.
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, you see the
Speaker 2: Cowboys Gus super Bowl.
Speaker 8: I don't see them going either. I'm just saying, can
Speaker 8: be a game?
Speaker 5: Can't be a game?
Speaker 4: Is December football?
Speaker 6: Know?
Speaker 8: But with Prescott Pollard Lamb and then they got that.
Speaker 4: Boy d blind with eight.
Speaker 8: Interceptions on the defense with Dallas Cowboys, can they stop
Speaker 8: that high power deep our.
Speaker 5: High power offense the Miami Dolphins, I don't know.
Speaker 8: They got two of Tyreek, they got Waddle doing the
Speaker 8: wattle out there.
Speaker 5: They got raight heem killing these cats with.
Speaker 4: The rock getting to the sideline. So with that being said,
Speaker 4: I'm going Dolphins, man. I think the Dolphins get it done.
Speaker 8: They beat the Cowboys home at in Florida.
Speaker 1: This could be This could be the premiere of the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Neither of these teams will make the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the dog if the Cowboys, or
Speaker 1: if the Dolphins can do it against the Cowboys, But
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: Dolphins, JP Vegas a school tell us what the Book.
Speaker 7: Of Police makes sense, but not enough sense because there's
Speaker 7: two stats I found today that really bothered me about
Speaker 7: the well really one stat about the Dolphins that bothers me.
Speaker 7: They have zero wins over a team with a winning record.
Speaker 7: The Cowboys have two of those wins. That's that's alarmed.
Speaker 1: So Miami ish to two against teams with the winning record.
Speaker 7: They haven't beaten it.
Speaker 4: They haven't beaten a team yet record.
Speaker 7: So yeah, however many losses they have.
Speaker 4: But Tyreek come, we're back to four. He'll be back.
Speaker 7: I'm rocking with the Cowboys. They can't be in good teams.
Speaker 2: That's a crazy spot right there.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't know. I'm just as confused
Speaker 1: as everybody else. It's like the Cowboys are back to
Speaker 1: being the Cowboys macattack.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything to add? Who are you going
Speaker 2: with in this game?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I've got a couple of things. One Delenny just hit
Speaker 9: on it.
Speaker 6: Tyreek did take the week off when they went up
Speaker 6: to the Jets and unleashed an ass beating.
Speaker 2: Of a win.
Speaker 9: Tyreek rested, though, gonna be back.
Speaker 6: Jalen and Tyreek together is a very unsolvable wide receiver.
Speaker 9: Duo also a nice little piece. The Cowboys are three.
Speaker 6: And four on the road, while the Dolphins are six
Speaker 6: and one at home. This is Christmas Eve game. Everyone's
Speaker 6: gonna be watching. Their families, most importantly, are gonna be watching,
Speaker 6: and they got to live up to the expectations of
Speaker 6: what their kids think they are. They're not gonna go
Speaker 6: home losers. They're not gonna go home hanging their hats.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be with the Dolphins taking the spread as
Speaker 6: well some I'm riding with Delaney.
Speaker 1: That's a great pick my personal opinion, because I've been
Speaker 1: rocking with the Cowboys the last two weeks. The Dallas
Speaker 1: Cowboys are a catfish. They're that person that does really
Speaker 1: good over text. They shoot you some great photos only
Speaker 1: to find out that this is some dude at his
Speaker 1: computer in the back of a Texico sending you moments
Speaker 1: from the nineties. The Cowboys live in the nineties. We
Speaker 1: all want it to come back, but it's just not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's not gonna happen this year, and it's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen this weekend against the Dolphins. I'm taking
Speaker 1: the Dolphins at home, and you solidify my confidence with
Speaker 1: all the data points that you bring up, JP, But
Speaker 1: it does have to feel good that.
Speaker 2: You're a solo man on a mission.
Speaker 4: Feels great.
Speaker 6: Want to know the contrarian play either pays big or,
Speaker 6: like I said, you become the zero.
Speaker 9: So we will find out in due time.
Speaker 1: If this pick loses for you, you gotta wear a clown.
Speaker 2: Nos next week.
Speaker 4: I can do that, okay.
Speaker 1: Moving on the Detroit Lions at the Minnesota Vikings. The
Speaker 1: Lions last week put it on the Bears. The Vikings
Speaker 1: have been up and down. Nick Mullens seems like he's
Speaker 1: the worst, best, unluckiest, luckiest quarterback of all time.
Speaker 2: JP.
Speaker 1: I'll kick it to you the spread on this game.
Speaker 1: The Lions are favorite at minus three. The over under
Speaker 1: in points is forty six and a half. Where's your brain?
Speaker 7: My brain is sitting at two and zero with my
Speaker 7: pick so far, I'm rocking with the Lions to cover
Speaker 7: this week. History will be made in Detroit this If
Speaker 7: they win, they clinched their first divisional title since nineteen
Speaker 7: ninety three. The number one X factor Sam Laporta nationally
Speaker 7: televised games. He's played six of them. He's got five touchdowns.
Speaker 7: There is rumors out there if he goes off in
Speaker 7: these next three games, two of these games are against
Speaker 7: the Vikings, that he could be up there for all
Speaker 7: pro as a rookie.
Speaker 2: I can see that's incredible. He's well done with the research.
Speaker 2: Are you able to top that preparation?
Speaker 8: Well, let me let me talk about why we're not
Speaker 8: going Vikings.
Speaker 4: They got Mulleins.
Speaker 8: Mulleins is the starting quarterback, right yeah, now Mulleins.
Speaker 4: Madison is out.
Speaker 1: Mullens is a starter too.
Speaker 8: Over who you talking is the Diggs the franchise quarterback,
Speaker 8: Dobbs Dobbs is I mean they're doing Dobbs wrong.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: Dobbs has just got the roll of the dice that
Speaker 8: ain't sitting with him. Snake eyes bro come on wrong
Speaker 8: because he's black. That's what we needed for the cliff.
Speaker 8: Madison is out, Jefferson ain't been playing as great. The
Speaker 8: defense is struck with so many injuries. I feel like
Speaker 8: the Lions is gonna get it, get it done, come
Speaker 8: out beat the Vikings at home. Just like he's saying. Sam,
Speaker 8: Sam has been showing his butt off.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: Two to you, man, I hope you get all pro
Speaker 8: because you've been doing your thing, baby, and go.
Speaker 4: Out there and give it to him. Help golf off
Speaker 4: you Montgomery.
Speaker 8: You got Gibbs, you got Saint Brown, Hutcherson out there
Speaker 8: on defense locking it down, dud. Lions is stacked and
Speaker 8: we're excited to see you go to y'all clinch y'all
Speaker 8: first playoffs.
Speaker 4: Man, Good luck, Jack?
Speaker 2: Were you riding so right now?
Speaker 6: Again, it's gonna be who's hungri or it's December ball.
Speaker 6: But the Lions need this win to clinch the NFC
Speaker 6: North with just one win, and I think they're gonna
Speaker 6: be a little bit hungrier, I believe earlier. Not to
Speaker 6: correct you, you said in Detroit, but this game will
Speaker 6: be played in Minnesota.
Speaker 9: If oh Minnesota, this is a way game for the Lions.
Speaker 6: Which still does not sway my decision because if you're
Speaker 6: paying to.
Speaker 7: Take, like I said, they'll be celebrating in Detroit.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, all right, all right, But you know it
Speaker 6: doesn't sway my decision though, because if you've been paying attention,
Speaker 6: the Lions are now back on top tied in the
Speaker 6: NFL for best records against the spread this season, So
Speaker 6: I do believe this is going to now propel them
Speaker 6: into the number one leading against the spread team.
Speaker 9: I will be going Lions with the points.
Speaker 1: Yes, boys, I'm riding, and I'm riding because again, I
Speaker 1: think the Lions are an indoor team. They're seven to
Speaker 1: two this year when they're playing in a dome. Vikings
Speaker 1: are also two and four at home. I think they're
Speaker 1: a little bit in disarray. Nick Malesey's trying to figure
Speaker 1: it out. Will. I do think he plays a better
Speaker 1: game this weekend. But I think the Lions are gonna
Speaker 1: start getting on a run here going into the playoffs
Speaker 1: and hopefully by a home game somewhere, because I don't
Speaker 1: think that they're going to do well if they have
Speaker 1: to play outdoors anywhere cold. What is the stat call?
Speaker 1: I know it was triple A, but now that we
Speaker 1: got four, what is that a quad? What is that
Speaker 1: a quad? Quad?
Speaker 6: Play?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Maybe four by four? Who knows?
Speaker 1: Whatever you put on the head the four by four?
Speaker 1: The boys are riding.
Speaker 2: Taylor all right?
Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguars at Buccaneers. The good thing these teams are
Speaker 1: at home, They're staying in Florida. The over under on
Speaker 1: this game is forty three and a half points, right, now,
Speaker 1: the Jaguars are favored at minus one. The Jaguars are
Speaker 1: on a three game losing streak, Jack, or.
Speaker 2: Do you think this one plays? Do you think they
Speaker 2: continue to lose?
Speaker 6: Yeah? This one seems pretty straightforward to me. The Jags
Speaker 6: are now hitting a decrease in productivity this season and
Speaker 6: the Buccaneers are hitting an uptick in a major way.
Speaker 6: And I do think Baker he thrives in this late
Speaker 6: season football where the odds are a little bit stacked
Speaker 6: against him. So right now, with Trevor Lawrence also on
Speaker 6: concussion protocol, I don't think he's gonna have enough time
Speaker 6: to recover and the league's gonna allow him to play again.
Speaker 6: I think Baker's going to come into this hungry. He's
Speaker 6: gonna be barking, he's gonna be running hard. I like
Speaker 6: Buccaneers money line, JP.
Speaker 2: Is this an easy game to pick?
Speaker 7: Another easy game to pick? And I'm going with the Jags.
Speaker 7: I know they're on the three game losing streak, but
Speaker 7: they've lost to three good teams. They lost to the Bengals,
Speaker 7: they lost to the Browns, and they lost to the Ravens.
Speaker 4: And in these games, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like digit too right, like close games.
Speaker 7: One of them I believe was digit.
Speaker 2: The other two we'll pretend one score games here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, three one score games, and Trevor Lawrence played well
Speaker 7: in all of those games in my opinion, and the
Speaker 7: Bucks on their win streak. I don't have the teams
Speaker 7: written down. I'm doing the note card of technique flash cards.
Speaker 7: Don't have the teams down, but I know they're not
Speaker 7: better than the Bengals, Browns, or Ravens that they've beaten.
Speaker 2: Muel, what do you concur with?
Speaker 8: I mean what Jack said, with Lawrence being out still
Speaker 8: in concussion protocol, They're gonna have CJ beat Hard. I
Speaker 8: think it's gonna be the Bethard whatever his name is,
Speaker 8: So Bethard should be the quarterback. We don't know how
Speaker 8: well he's gonna play. We've seen a little bit of him,
Speaker 8: but he didn't look too well. Jones is out question
Speaker 8: him but might not play. And then you talk about
Speaker 8: the defense for the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2: Their injury prom is.
Speaker 4: Hell right now. They are struck.
Speaker 8: But I like what Baker Mayfield, Mike Evans and Goodwin
Speaker 8: can do. I think that I'm gonna have to ride
Speaker 8: with Jack and go bucking. I know I had the
Speaker 8: Jaguars down, but just hearing what he had to say
Speaker 8: and then going saying Trevor Lawrence is gonna be in
Speaker 8: concussion protocol. I just feel like the Buccaneers is gonna
Speaker 8: come off strong, especially off that win against Green Bay
Speaker 8: last week, beating the crap out of them after Jordan
Speaker 8: Love been looking so good la the last few weeks
Speaker 8: and they went out there and just got stopped.
Speaker 4: So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 8: I think the Buccaneers takes this game, and I'm gonna
Speaker 8: do money line as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, both money lines. You guys could have just
Speaker 1: used it for your underdog pick. They must be that confident, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they must be that confident. You don't think it's it's Bethard.
Speaker 7: It's been around a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he also has He also has a good
Speaker 1: reputation too, Like everybody talks about his prep work everything else.
Speaker 1: You don't think going into a second game if he
Speaker 1: has to start play this game, like, he'll do a
Speaker 1: lot better going in the game.
Speaker 8: Well, because they got Trevor Lawrence is questionable, so he
Speaker 8: may still be getting reps in and out, not him
Speaker 8: not really getting that full rep and in that game, time.
Speaker 8: I'm sure they gonna make that announcement, like if he's
Speaker 8: gonna play or not. So I'm sure he is going
Speaker 8: to prepare like he's going to start that game.
Speaker 4: I just don't think. I just don't think you.
Speaker 2: Know Trevor's playing. I feel like you know, you know
Speaker 2: Trevor's playing.
Speaker 8: I feel like Trevor's gonna play that and I just
Speaker 8: don't think. But he's still injury. He's been riddled with injuries, right,
Speaker 8: He's gonna go out there and not be.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent.
Speaker 5: He may not if he came back.
Speaker 2: Off the ankle he coming back from. I'm sure.
Speaker 9: I'm sure you've got a feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I went back out there next drive.
Speaker 6: And when you there, you're a little fuzzy. You might
Speaker 6: be seeing double, you might be seeing triple with Baker.
Speaker 6: You're gonna see quad. Do you see quadruple with him?
Speaker 6: He's barking, he's ready and he's hungry.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong on fuzziness. But he's got a week
Speaker 1: to recover now, Like that's.
Speaker 6: What's also, don't forget the injury he took three weeks ago,
Speaker 6: a springed ankle. Sprained ankles sometimes are worse than a break.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 7: If I'm seeing double, I'm making triple.
Speaker 1: And if you look at Rocky Ballbo hit the one
Speaker 1: in the middle, right, hit the one in the middle.
Speaker 1: She three of them out there.
Speaker 8: Look at Derek Harry, he came back from a concussion,
Speaker 8: only had ten yards rushing off twenty carries.
Speaker 4: I feel like concussions players and.
Speaker 1: He got nothing to do. It does with getting torn
Speaker 1: up as an offensive line and he's getting hit behind
Speaker 1: the line of scrimmage. So you tell me every you
Speaker 1: just saying Derek kat was concussion so he couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out where he wanted to run.
Speaker 8: No, I'm just saying, you play slower. You just play
Speaker 8: a little slower everyone though. You know this, man, Come on,
Speaker 8: you don't want to put your head and.
Speaker 1: See double, you make triple. As JP said, I'm taking
Speaker 1: the Jaguars. I think they're not necessarily back against the
Speaker 1: wall because they're in the division that they're gonna win.
Speaker 1: But I think that they do know and understand that
Speaker 1: you've got to start playing your best ball in December.
Speaker 1: I think they do that against Yes, a Buccaneers defense
Speaker 1: that came to play against the Packers, but again, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of question marks.
Speaker 2: Devin White he got he was like a healthy scratch.
Speaker 4: Devin White hurt too though, No, he was a.
Speaker 2: Healthy scratch last weekend.
Speaker 4: So just stay and play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's some drama because he commanded like one
Speaker 1: hundred million dollar contract before the season.
Speaker 2: Now depending on his play.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I haven't, I haven't like watched
Speaker 1: all the tape on Levante's injured. But I think with
Speaker 1: a lot of that drama that Stoo's around, I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a poison that will eventually poke
Speaker 1: it sat out, and I think the Jaguars take.
Speaker 2: Advantage this weekend.
Speaker 1: The final game the New York Giants at the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1: Right now, the Eagles are favored minus ten and a half.
Speaker 1: They are on a three game losing streak again, have
Speaker 1: lost to some tough opponents. The over undering points on
Speaker 1: this game it's forty three and a half. Do we
Speaker 1: believe in the Italian stallion Tommy DeVito Jack.
Speaker 9: So, I saw an interesting stat.
Speaker 6: It wouldn't even call it a stat, but something that
Speaker 6: made me a little disappointed. I believe in the Davito family,
Speaker 6: and I love it it's peak television.
Speaker 9: It's great entertainment.
Speaker 6: But as of this week, I saw a restaurant in
Speaker 6: New Jersey canceled a meet and greet with the Davito
Speaker 6: family because they doubled their appearance fee from ten thousand
Speaker 6: dollars to twenty thous dollars over the week, which leads
Speaker 6: me to believe they're letting their their mind control the narrative,
Speaker 6: and you don't want that. They're starting to get a
Speaker 6: little cocky. They're starting to get a little too high
Speaker 6: on their own supply, too much of the Gabba ghoul. So,
Speaker 6: without being said, I think it's pretty easy. Eagles off
Speaker 6: a three game losing streak. This is big Gbot game.
Speaker 6: Eagles need this win for seating in a major way,
Speaker 6: and I think the Giants are already looking forward to
Speaker 6: next year.
Speaker 9: So I do like the Eagles. With the points minus
Speaker 9: ten and a half.
Speaker 2: I do think the Eagles get it.
Speaker 1: I feel like the concern is as a gambler, the
Speaker 1: ten and a half points, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: I think the Eagles do win, but it's one of
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 1: And again you're talking about the Italian family, like this
Speaker 1: isn't like a this isn't a Disney book. We're talking
Speaker 1: about Italians. Yesterday's price ain't today's price. When demand goes up,
Speaker 1: the price goes up. It's not him, No, it's the family,
Speaker 1: the family, the family. When you look at it, it's
Speaker 1: almost like the Taylor Swift dilemma. When you see the broadcast,
Speaker 1: they almost are showing the agent and the dad and
Speaker 1: the kissing and the hugging.
Speaker 9: And I love it. I love the family unit.
Speaker 6: But you know when you get a crazy uncle in
Speaker 6: the mix and he gets a little spotlight, all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, it's all all about his show and no
Speaker 6: longer about the ball, It's no longer about the game.
Speaker 6: So I think that they're gonna have an upsetting Christmas
Speaker 6: this week.
Speaker 9: And I do believe. Like I said, Eagles minus sen
Speaker 9: and a half, you know who.
Speaker 1: The crazy uncle is in this game, it's the agent.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I just put it together
Speaker 1: like a few days ago, because one of my guys
Speaker 1: had text me said, hey, you remember Sean Stiletto, right,
Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, I felt like I kind
Speaker 1: of recognized him, but I wasn't sure he was trying
Speaker 1: to recruit me at one point in time. Coming out,
Speaker 1: but he was wanting to do all this appearance stuff
Speaker 1: and push his new books.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's trying to get this.
Speaker 9: It's about the bottom line for him.
Speaker 6: And like I said, ten K to twenty k appearance
Speaker 6: fee because you got a couple of wins and a
Speaker 6: couple of these and a couple of those. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 6: Jalen Hurts. He's gonna come out dead face. He's gonna
Speaker 6: be pissed off. He's not going to take a fourth
Speaker 6: loss in a row, even on and away team on
Speaker 6: Christmas Eve.
Speaker 9: I love the Eagles.
Speaker 6: The more I talk about it, I might even push
Speaker 6: the line to minus fourteen.
Speaker 1: Who knows minus fourteen love Jaggs half or minus fourteen
Speaker 1: with Jack?
Speaker 2: JP, Where are you going with this one, kid?
Speaker 7: I'll keep it quick. The raising the prices is not good.
Speaker 7: But more importantly, Christmas Day is my birthday, and for
Speaker 7: my birthday, I would like to see the Eagles win
Speaker 7: by ten and a half or more or more than
Speaker 7: ten and a half. That's my pig.
Speaker 8: I mean Jack, he talked to heat. I don't even
Speaker 8: have to speak on this. Jack said at all killed
Speaker 8: and killed that shit of time.
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day again.
Speaker 5: I don't like the spread is very high.
Speaker 8: I know the Eagles is gonna win that game, but
Speaker 8: I don't think they're gonna beat them that bad.
Speaker 4: I just I just feel like they've been playing slow again.
Speaker 8: I know they on a three game losing streaks at
Speaker 8: losing streaks, so they want to come in and be
Speaker 8: tough and whoop some hasks. But I gotta go with
Speaker 8: the Giants. I just think they're gonna cover the spread.
Speaker 8: They're gonna lose the game, but they gonna cover that spread.
Speaker 2: I was gonna agree with you, but now I disagree.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go Eagles to cover minus ten and
Speaker 1: a half. We're gonna take a quick break, and when
Speaker 1: we come back, we're gonna jump into the parlays, and
Speaker 1: just to get your mind right, one of them is
Speaker 1: gonna be up here for the first parlay, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna switch, and.
Speaker 2: The second one is gonna come up for the second parlay.
Speaker 1: After these messages, welcome back to Slips and Picks.
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed the commercial. I do want to
Speaker 2: say something.
Speaker 1: When I was gonna agree with you in New York,
Speaker 1: New York is two and one in their.
Speaker 2: Last three gets a spread.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 7: Moving on to the bet the Boys parlaye sample size.
Speaker 1: What this is here to explain to people who don't
Speaker 1: necessarily always get it to bet the Boys index parlays.
Speaker 1: We take a player prop bet of our choosing that
Speaker 1: we combine as a as a parlay. In one we're
Speaker 1: gonna have three picks up here, myself, the Mule, JP,
Speaker 1: Sunday School, and then we will kick it over to
Speaker 1: the ETFFS. We'll get to that in a second. Bet
Speaker 1: the Boys Parlay Mule, Who are you going with this weekend?
Speaker 1: For your player prop bet?
Speaker 8: Jared Golf over one and a half TDS.
Speaker 2: My man is back.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I put you on the bench, but I got
Speaker 8: you coming back.
Speaker 4: Baby. Get it done for me so we can get
Speaker 4: this parlay going.
Speaker 7: JP Mule is a mortal lock at these every single week.
Speaker 7: I feel it lost last week, No, it says I
Speaker 7: hear Justin Fields h lost.
Speaker 5: No he hit he threw over thirty two.
Speaker 1: You crazy, stop playing.
Speaker 7: He's just like the hate that's on me.
Speaker 1: That's on me.
Speaker 7: I apologize to one week he should pick all three players,
Speaker 7: but mine is going to be the man I was
Speaker 7: talking about earlier, and that is Sam Laporta anytime touch down.
Speaker 7: I love that Travis Kelsey has five touchdowns this year,
Speaker 7: George Kittle has six, Jake Ferguson has five, Sam Laporta
Speaker 7: has nine. Wow, he wants the double digits.
Speaker 1: Well, so we're going to Sam laport anytime touchdown.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I love that Sam Laporta is the number one tight
Speaker 8: end in the NFL as this moment, agreed.
Speaker 7: I concur.
Speaker 2: Who's second?
Speaker 4: Uh, it's a what's ol buddy name?
Speaker 2: Travis Kelce now George Kittle?
Speaker 9: T J.
Speaker 2: Hockinson, I think TJ.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. TJ's on the Viking.
Speaker 2: Who what teams he playing with?
Speaker 7: NFL? NBA?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is he in college?
Speaker 4: Maybe it is Chicago dude? Co commit Yeah, co commit.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm gonna say what I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: here is I'm gonna switch it up a little bit,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna stay in the tight end realm.
Speaker 2: TJ. Hockinson. I like where this spot is at.
Speaker 1: They've lifted his receptions the past few weeks to five
Speaker 1: and a half, and I think he's failed the last
Speaker 1: two weeks getting getting.
Speaker 2: Five and four receptions.
Speaker 1: But if you look at his year, he is averaging
Speaker 1: a little over six receptions per game. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: him over receptions this weekend. I'll go as high as
Speaker 1: five and a half. If it creeps up over six
Speaker 1: and a half, go ahead and bail on TJ. Hockinson
Speaker 1: and just go with these two. But if it's sitting
Speaker 1: at four and a half or five and a half,
Speaker 1: which I think it will be hopefully four and a half,
Speaker 1: this is a lock all day long. I love this parlay. Guys,
Speaker 1: do you feel good about that that picked that into
Speaker 1: the same game parlay? Yeah, same game parlay, All white
Speaker 1: team parlay.
Speaker 2: Now to our Mendon Hall parlay.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna go with We're gonna go with
Speaker 1: Gibbs anytime touchdown the running back out of Detroit. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go Lamar Jackson anytime touchdown from Baltimore. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna go with Raheem Moster anytime touchdown with the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: That is your Rashard Mendon all all black parlay to
Speaker 1: go against our all white parlay.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, Moving on to et FS.
Speaker 1: It's the easy team's favorite fund where we choose a
Speaker 1: favorite of our choosing and we're gonna take the money line.
Speaker 1: We might move the line down, who knows what the
Speaker 1: mule does. Mule, we will go ahead and kick it
Speaker 1: off with you.
Speaker 8: I'm going bills Bills versus the Chargers, and I'm taking
Speaker 8: the money line. Since this is a parlay for all
Speaker 8: of us parlay, I will be taking money line.
Speaker 1: What's the where's the spread app right now?
Speaker 2: With that game?
Speaker 4: That game?
Speaker 7: What is the odds for that money line?
Speaker 10: I know that means eight hundred, eight hundred minus eight hundred,
Speaker 10: That's what I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 1: I mean, the Chargers got fucking boat race. What was
Speaker 1: it before they scored against the Raiders last week? Was
Speaker 1: there fifty something like fifty two or nothing before they
Speaker 1: finally got on the board.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean do you think that's.
Speaker 7: Eight Maybe it's eight hundred.
Speaker 1: That's all right, we'll mix it together.
Speaker 2: JP. Where you want to go with the CTFF pick?
Speaker 7: I am rocking with the Packers versus the Panthers.
Speaker 1: That's like I'll find I'll find a different one, great pick.
Speaker 10: I think that's you remember what was in this bag?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 7: That's what stands between the Packers and the Panthers.
Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 7: As Jack says, the Packers playoff hopes are on life support.
Speaker 7: They have a shot. What better shot to have it
Speaker 7: against than the Panthers to keep it alive.
Speaker 4: We're rocking with the Packers.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a little spicy. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: what's elon telling you? The Bears at home? Bears at
Speaker 1: home minus four and a half against the Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 1: I think the staffs they saved their jobs. They lived
Speaker 1: to fight another year. Justin fields over thirty two and
Speaker 1: a half passing attempts or is it completions? Are passing
Speaker 1: attempts passing, okay, attempts, So they're throwing the ball, They're
Speaker 1: throwing it around. I think they make enough plays this
Speaker 1: weekend against the Cardinals. I'm gonna go Bears money line
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: I think that's a good win. The fucking Cardinals. What
Speaker 4: is like two in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Three? Yeah?
Speaker 7: They won three games?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Bears money line.
Speaker 1: So we got Bears money line, Chargers money line, and
Speaker 1: Packers money line. For those out there following who want
Speaker 1: to follow the etff's parlay, the giveaways, the giveaways that
Speaker 1: you need to listen to, I can't miss that. We've
Speaker 1: been trying to be consistent with that. We've had a
Speaker 1: couple of situations. We've been running the giveaways like a
Speaker 1: fucking lemonade stand. You need to be on our shit
Speaker 1: this weekend. If you show us a screenshot of one
Speaker 1: of these parlays that you do with the boys with
Speaker 1: this show to bet the Boys parlay or the ETFs parlay,
Speaker 1: screenshot and.
Speaker 2: Hashtag what should they hashtag.
Speaker 11: JP hashtag, hashtag slips and Picks, hashtag slips and Picks,
Speaker 11: and at Jay Hovey thirty four.
Speaker 2: Hashtag slips and Picks.
Speaker 1: With a screenshot of one of these parlays, you will
Speaker 1: be entered into a shot of winning three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to your Venmo account on time, on time.
Speaker 7: We'll get it to you by the end of twenty
Speaker 7: twenty four. Yeah, at least that is on time, guaranteed guarantee.
Speaker 1: That is the JP Hovey guarantee. We're about to take
Speaker 1: a quick break. The boys are about to switch seats.
Speaker 1: Jack mcattack, he's going to be coming in for this
Speaker 1: last block. Will talk Pump and Dump and Underdog. Stick
Speaker 1: with us. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Stick with us.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to Slips and Picks, Pump or dump I
Speaker 1: deliver the total points on a game. The boys are
Speaker 1: either gonna pump it and take the over or dump
Speaker 1: it and take the under maction Mac attack, Jackie boy.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with you the Bills at the Chargers
Speaker 1: right now, the total end points is forty two and
Speaker 1: a half. Are you pumping or dumping?
Speaker 6: So it's obvious the Bills are hitting a huge shride
Speaker 6: with two back to back massive wins and the Chargers
Speaker 6: with a just disgusting loss. But with that being said,
Speaker 6: I think you guys with experience in the NFL know this.
Speaker 6: When a coach like Brandon Staley is fired the week
Speaker 6: following a loss like that, the team plays harder. You
Speaker 6: remember it last year with the Raiders or was it
Speaker 6: two years ago? Two years ago, they came out and
Speaker 6: they were firing. It's the same dilemma they want to
Speaker 6: play for the guys, It's gonna be a ballplayer game.
Speaker 6: I still think the bill are gonna cover this game,
Speaker 6: but I do like the over, so I'm gonna be
Speaker 6: pumping this.
Speaker 8: Mule hump every dump and man Jack been coming out
Speaker 8: here with the Macintosh computer stats.
Speaker 2: He's the one you wanna tail this week Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: hell yeah, we gonna pump, pump and pomp triple A.
Speaker 1: I want to pump that as well. I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1: I think the Chargers play some offense this week. I
Speaker 1: think they they're They're just in a situation where they
Speaker 1: have absolutely nothing to lose after putting together an abysmal
Speaker 1: game last week against the Raiders, and I do think
Speaker 1: the Bills continue to handle that ass and handle their
Speaker 1: business throughout the end of the year. But yes, pump
Speaker 1: this game. Pump, pump, pump Browns at Texans. Right now,
Speaker 1: the points are sitting at forty two and a half.
Speaker 1: Can Joe Flacco, who's the backup of the Texans h
Speaker 1: Case Can Joe Flacco and Case Keenum make it rain
Speaker 1: for a pump situation out here in Houston, mule Jack,
Speaker 1: We'll go to you.
Speaker 6: So a little stat Both of these teams combined have
Speaker 6: used seven quarterbacks this year, and like we said, it's
Speaker 6: Joe Flacco and it's Case Keenum, but only one is
Speaker 6: going to come out victorious. I don't think it's going
Speaker 6: to be a high powered, gunslinging offense. These are cardiac
Speaker 6: kids of teams and both of them are winning on
Speaker 6: combined twelve one possession games this season, six each. So
Speaker 6: I think it's going to be close, and I think
Speaker 6: it's going to be a defensive battle. So I'm going
Speaker 6: to dump this game.
Speaker 4: What you doing?
Speaker 1: I do want to dump this game. I want to
Speaker 1: dump this game. So I'm gonna dump it. And a
Speaker 1: lot of good points, a lot of good points right there.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, take the pump, take the pump.
Speaker 5: I mean they went over the Titans game.
Speaker 4: They went over, they went over that game. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: take the pump.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are Mule with the pump, Jackie with the dump,
Speaker 1: Billy with the dump. Raiders at Chiefs right now, Vegas
Speaker 1: at Kansas City. The points are sitting at forty one
Speaker 1: and a half points. Cold weather game. Raiders, get out
Speaker 1: of the dome. Where are you at, Mule?
Speaker 8: I like this game, man, I think it's gonna be
Speaker 8: a high scoring game.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna pump.
Speaker 4: I'm pumping, you know that pump, pump and pump.
Speaker 1: Do you see the Chiefs covering minus ten? How would
Speaker 1: you go Raiders?
Speaker 4: I would go Raiders if I was I would go Raiders.
Speaker 8: Knowing that the Chiefs probably win the game, but they
Speaker 8: Raiders cover lock.
Speaker 1: Them in for that bet, you motherfucking yeah, forty one
Speaker 1: and a half points. You want to pump or you
Speaker 1: want to dump this.
Speaker 6: Game, So I'm gonna hit you with a couple more stats.
Speaker 6: The Chiefs are seven and one on unders in their
Speaker 6: past eight home games, and there are nine and five
Speaker 6: on the under this whole season. Kansas City versus the
Speaker 6: Raiders in their last six games, their total points thirty
Speaker 6: one points, thirty one thirty forty eight, forty one, forty
Speaker 6: at least thirty one points in every game buy the
Speaker 6: Chiefs against the Raiders the.
Speaker 1: Last time they played all the Raiders. Yes, the last
Speaker 1: six games. Okay, so at least thirty one points.
Speaker 6: Like you said, it's a cold game, it's gonna be
Speaker 6: on Christmas.
Speaker 9: Is this Christmas Eve is a Sunday game?
Speaker 2: What did you say about the overs is Sunday?
Speaker 6: The Chiefs are seven and one on the under in
Speaker 6: their last eight home games.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got that one down.
Speaker 6: And then the other one was they're nine to five
Speaker 6: total on the unders this season. Okay, So a lot
Speaker 6: of data pointing towards the unders, and that is why
Speaker 6: I will be taking the pump on this game.
Speaker 9: Christmas day.
Speaker 6: I think the Raiders, after just scoring a thousand points
Speaker 6: against the Chargers last week, come in with a little
Speaker 6: bit of intensity. They're playing December ball, but I do
Speaker 6: think the Chiefs are going to outscore them. My only
Speaker 6: issue though, is it is this December game. It's it's
Speaker 6: Christmas Eve, and I'm worried that Travis Kelsey is going
Speaker 6: to be worried about what are the plans with the
Speaker 6: Swifts afterwards?
Speaker 9: What are the families going to be doing.
Speaker 6: So as long as Travis Kelsey can come out and perform,
Speaker 6: maybe get a touchdown, I really love the over.
Speaker 9: So I'm gonna put this game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was so good man, This dude.
Speaker 2: Is kidding it. Get off your knees, brother, dump.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dump this game. I will also jump in
Speaker 1: with the mule on taking the Raiders plus ten. Look,
Speaker 1: last time we watch this game, Raiders rough fourteen nothing.
Speaker 1: The money line, the underdog pick of the week was
Speaker 1: looking great and then it turned bad. I do think
Speaker 1: that they're hungry. Are they in the hunt for the playoffs?
Speaker 1: I believe so. Whether that happens, I think it's very slim.
Speaker 1: But either way, you have something to play for. I
Speaker 1: think the Raiders like there's just excitement momentum. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's not there for the Chiefs, but I think
Speaker 1: the Raiders put on a much better defensive performance, building
Speaker 1: off of holding the Vikings to three points when they
Speaker 1: lost three to nothing, beating the hell out of the Chargers.
Speaker 1: A lot of big time plays from defensive players last
Speaker 1: week against the Chargers, and kind of just build your
Speaker 1: confidence and swag. You show that dB just jumped that
Speaker 1: screen in one handed behind it and take it to
Speaker 1: the house. Crazy I'm taking. I like the Raiders plus ten,
Speaker 1: and I also like to dump this game. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lower scoring game. I do think
Speaker 1: outside of last week, the Chiefs have truck struggled to
Speaker 1: put points on the board. So I'm going I'm going dump.
Speaker 1: Moving on to the.
Speaker 2: UH, what's the what's the next segment? Underdogs? Dogs?
Speaker 1: Dogs?
Speaker 2: Dogs Again? We mischet Savage dearly. I hope he's getting well.
Speaker 1: Uh in Gambler's Rehab the underdog segment, we're taking underdogs
Speaker 1: here and I'm just going to draw the line in
Speaker 1: the sand. We take an underdog who's not favored, and
Speaker 1: we're taking the money line We're gonna take a little risk,
Speaker 1: risk it for the biscuit. Risk keeps this young Neil.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with you, where are you going this week?
Speaker 8: I'm going with the Browns man. I just like flock
Speaker 8: oh they got four flock Okay, I just said he
Speaker 8: doing his thing right now. Yeah, old man came out,
Speaker 8: put on his old man shoes, went out there and
Speaker 8: played with the young boys. That's what I like to see,
Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And he out there looking.
Speaker 8: Real, real savvy out there look real sad. So I'm
Speaker 8: going Browns plus one one twenty money line man again
Speaker 8: with CJ not playing, I just feel like the Texans
Speaker 8: is a struggling team, So taking the Browns maction.
Speaker 2: Where you having fun this weekend? Were you sprinkling?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be taking Commander's money line plus one point thirty.
Speaker 6: It is not for any reason that the Commanders are
Speaker 6: giving me hope. It is the fact that the Jets
Speaker 6: feel like they are in complete disarray with all the
Speaker 6: quarterback dilemmas. They just came off a zero point score
Speaker 6: total this past week against the Dolphins. I just think
Speaker 6: that the Jets are worse than the commanders are. It's
Speaker 6: not that the commanders are better, it's the Jets are
Speaker 6: gonna be worse this week. I just don't think they
Speaker 6: have it in them. So yeah, I'm gonna take a
Speaker 6: risk in good commander's money line.
Speaker 1: It's a good pick. I they planning it, don't have
Speaker 1: my don't have my name. We're gonna take it. Just
Speaker 1: a momentary break. All right, we're back, and you know what,
Speaker 1: fuck it, We're going Raiders at Kansas City money line.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the dogs again.
Speaker 2: I'm oh for one this year with the Raiders over
Speaker 2: in the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: But I'm going Raiders over Chiefs. Merry fucking Christmas. We
Speaker 1: have any more segments?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, shit, that fires me up?
Speaker 1: Monday Night Football? Stick around. I was gonna end on
Speaker 1: the tag of Merry fucking Christmas. Thanks for tuning in,
Speaker 1: but stick with this. We're gonna talk Monday Night Football
Speaker 1: after we come back from this quick break. Welcome back
Speaker 1: Monday Night Football. We're gonna be talking here. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be talking Ravens at Niners, but first the Raiders at Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Myself and the Mule we're taking the Raiders in this game. Jack,
Speaker 1: where do you stand? On Raiders at Chiefs minus ten
Speaker 1: points right now.
Speaker 9: Scary because if we talked about in.
Speaker 6: The break, if like Patrick mahone's been pouting a lot,
Speaker 6: I don't like to see that out of a quarterback,
Speaker 6: especially due to you paid you know, half of God's
Speaker 6: net worth.
Speaker 1: Four.
Speaker 6: But the Raiders coming off a very juicy win. I
Speaker 6: think they have a little bit of swag about them.
Speaker 6: I'm going to take the Raiders plus with it ten
Speaker 6: and a half plus ten, I'm gonna take Raiders plus ten.
Speaker 6: I do think the Chiefs come out with the in
Speaker 6: but I do like the Raiders with the points.
Speaker 7: Everyone's picked the Raiders so far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunday School, what's a good word, It's ten Chiefs.
Speaker 7: It was always the Chiefs, all right.
Speaker 1: The primetime game of the week the Ravens at the
Speaker 1: forty nine Ers Baltimore. They're traveling to San Francisco minus
Speaker 1: five and a half. The Niners are favored. The point
Speaker 1: total in this game is forty five and a half.
Speaker 1: If any of you want a dre and combine a
Speaker 1: little parlay together, let's start with the mule. Where would
Speaker 1: you like to go in this game? Ravens at Niners.
Speaker 8: And I'm gonna say it's gonna be tough to beat
Speaker 8: the forty nine ers when they are fucking healthy. And
Speaker 8: right now, the offense is healthy. The defense is a
Speaker 8: little banged up.
Speaker 2: But who's banged up?
Speaker 8: Some key guys, some key fucking guys. Okay, a lot
Speaker 8: of d linemens. Yes, heard the linebackers all fucking hurt.
Speaker 2: But when you get in sure just go tell you yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Just that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 8: And I just don't think Lamar Jackson get it done
Speaker 8: with those guys. I see the forty nine ers coming
Speaker 8: away with the Deebo Sanders McCaffrey. I say, Deebo people,
Speaker 8: it's Samuels.
Speaker 1: Roady Deebo Sanders.
Speaker 8: But y'all know what tom it is. Man, it's forty
Speaker 8: nine Ers all day, baby.
Speaker 1: Great pick JP, Where would you like to go in
Speaker 1: this game?
Speaker 7: I would also like to rock with the Niners, solely
Speaker 7: because Deebo Samuel is going off. He's a game cock.
Speaker 7: Javin kin Law. I'm not sure what his status is
Speaker 7: injury wise, but he is dominant as well, and he's
Speaker 7: also a game cock. On the other side, there is Clowney,
Speaker 7: But I'm rocking with the Niners, Clowney on the Ravens.
Speaker 7: On the Ravens, South Carolina has the most top heavy
Speaker 7: all stars in the NFL.
Speaker 8: Though, right and with the Ravens, he's been playing pretty well,
Speaker 8: not his best, but you're doing he's bothering.
Speaker 4: I mean he not talked about Jack.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about him right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is Jack.
Speaker 6: I have the NFL on the other line, and they've
Speaker 6: got some juicy stats that I'm gonna write off for you.
Speaker 6: Would you say that was Ravens are six and one
Speaker 6: on the road, Yeah, okay, that's correct, and forty nine.
Speaker 9: Ers are five and one at home.
Speaker 6: This looks like a Super Bowl matchup potentially, but let's
Speaker 6: keep it moving. What you're saying Baltimore is seven and
Speaker 6: two is underdogs this season?
Speaker 9: That that's okay.
Speaker 6: And then but the forty nine Ers are ten and
Speaker 6: oh with nine double digit wins with Trent Williams and
Speaker 6: Deebo Samuel being healthy.
Speaker 2: Who's that Joey Kamasta?
Speaker 6: Yeah, who works in the NFL. Now, there's a lot
Speaker 6: of contradicting stats, a lot of really high powered ball clubs,
Speaker 6: but the one set I can't get away from is
Speaker 6: the forty nine Ers being ten and oh when Trent
Speaker 6: Williams and Deebo are healthy, I know we've got a
Speaker 6: little bit of a on the defense. But when it's
Speaker 6: in San Francisco on Christmas Day, I'm going with the
Speaker 6: Niners minus five and a half.
Speaker 1: Gosh, yeah, sure, I want to go Niners. But it
Speaker 1: scares me if fall four of us are going Niners.
Speaker 1: Know they do have the momentum like Christian McCaffrey, brock Purty.
Speaker 1: Both of those guys are being argued for MVP right now.
Speaker 1: You look at the Ravens. They're playing tough ball in December.
Speaker 4: Forty nine Ers are too though. Yeah, I know they're
Speaker 4: both playing great December.
Speaker 7: And apparently they have the best locker room. The Niners.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I gotta I gotta go Niners. I
Speaker 1: think we gotta make this figure four waight thing four?
Speaker 1: I thought he said what I thought he was saying.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go niners.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go niners.
Speaker 4: And one not circumcised.
Speaker 7: Are you circumcised?
Speaker 2: It says they pulled. He says they pulled the skinny back.
Speaker 2: So there we go.
Speaker 7: That's why I'll know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, facts, we're going niners. Brock Brody, Deebo Sanders, George Skittles,
Speaker 1: We're going niners this game. Are we all good boys?
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Speaker 1: Christmas and a happy New Year.
Speaker 7: And I would say we are back, but technically we
Speaker 7: never left. And so we will pick up right where
Speaker 7: we left off and we are getting into our team parlay.
Speaker 7: We are going Lions minus three versus the Vikings to
Speaker 7: win the Divisional championship this weekend in Minnesota.
Speaker 6: Second pick, we will be taking the Commanders plus three
Speaker 6: versus Jets. This game is not we just mentioned it
Speaker 6: earlier in the show. This is not about who is better,
Speaker 6: It's about who is worse. And I believe that the
Speaker 6: Jets are worse, so be taking Commanders with some points
Speaker 6: for a little bit of a stagger so in case
Speaker 6: they end up winning, we can still cover.
Speaker 7: And lastly, we are going Bills versus Chargers, a team
Speaker 7: that's peaking and a team that has some energy now
Speaker 7: that they got a new head coach in the building,
Speaker 7: and that equals and over. We're going over forty three
Speaker 7: and a half points in the Bills versus Chargers game.
Speaker 6: I believe, uh yeah, if you probably lose together, it's
Speaker 6: gonna come out to a total plus six eight. It's
Speaker 6: a healthy parlay. Nonetheless, moving on to parloring the whole board,
Speaker 6: this will be a condensed show because, as you've noticed,
Speaker 6: the JP and I had to fill in for the
Speaker 6: absent chat he's been terrible. They had to call on ringers.
Speaker 6: So that's why we're just gonna hit a couple quick
Speaker 6: ones and we're gonna get out of here. So to
Speaker 6: parlay the whole board.
Speaker 7: Jack's bett slip is healthy.
Speaker 2: Healthy, all right.
Speaker 6: Starting out, we will be all money lines, starting with
Speaker 6: vi Rams money line, Bengals money line, Bill's money line,
Speaker 6: Lion's money Line, Packers money line, Colt's money line, Texans
Speaker 6: money Line, Seahawks money Line, Commander's money Line, Bucks money Line,
Speaker 6: Dolphin's money Line, Bear's money Line, Bronco's money Line, Chief's
Speaker 6: money Line, Eagles money Line, and forty nine Ers money line.
Speaker 6: Parlay those together, you're gonna be a plus one hundred
Speaker 6: and thirty two thousand, three hundred and ninety seven. Put
Speaker 6: a dollar on it, win one thousand, simple as that.
Speaker 6: I hope we finally hit the parlay this week, because
Speaker 6: we will. Yeah, I think it will.
Speaker 7: It's Christmas, this is Christmas week. My birthday is Christmas.
Speaker 7: Everybody put happy Birthday in the comments.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday JP.
Speaker 9: Big um.
Speaker 6: Yeah. You can set it up for our final segment
Speaker 6: of the.
Speaker 7: Day, final segment of the day, second to last segment
Speaker 7: of this year, we are doing the rock 'em sock them,
Speaker 7: pick them boppers, and the game is the Jags versus
Speaker 7: the Bucks, the Battle of Florida, as we like to say,
Speaker 7: and of course, yes you guessed it. Jags will be blue,
Speaker 7: Bucks will be red.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good luck, good luck? All right. I like that.
Speaker 6: That's where our rodent show. So we're going Buccaneers.
Speaker 7: Tough for me, but if I could switch my pick
Speaker 7: earlier in the show. I would like to ride with
Speaker 7: the Bucks.
Speaker 6: Now here we go trust to day. Thank you guys
Speaker 6: again everyone drop. Happy Birthday, JP and the chat and
Speaker 6: Merry Christmas and I guess Happy New Year. But we'll
Speaker 6: probably see you guys before then. Cue the outro music.
Speaker 9: No