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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that

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Speaker 1: phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's

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Speaker 1: that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship

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Speaker 1: where one person has to be brave and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're hoping,

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Speaker 1: praying the other person feels the same because like.

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Speaker 2: You feel like you're on the same page, but.

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Speaker 3: You don't know that.

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Speaker 1: Well, today we call a guy who recently asked that

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Speaker 1: question to a woman he likes, and so far it's

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Speaker 1: been twenty four hours she has not responded. So why

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Speaker 1: is she waiting? Because it took that long for us

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Speaker 1: to set up this prank phone call? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: game show style to see if he's really worthy in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Any Hello, Hi, my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from

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Speaker 2: the service BDV. Good morning.

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Speaker 3: What what is that?

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Speaker 2: I'm from BDV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a third

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Speaker 2: party service. We screen dates ahead of time for safety

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Speaker 2: and compatibility. What you've probably heard of us on two B.

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Speaker 3: We're big on two B. No, I've never I've never

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Speaker 3: heard of anything like this before.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're a real service, and according to my notes,

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Speaker 2: you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.

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Speaker 3: Wait, how did you know that?

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Speaker 2: I know this because she's the one who hired us

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Speaker 2: and asked us to do a light character screening with you.

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Speaker 3: Is this for real? What is going on?

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Speaker 2: Very real?

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Speaker 3: Of Okay?

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Speaker 2: First question, would you describe your texting style as a

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Speaker 2: clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic or see just

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Speaker 2: memes until someone gives up?

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Speaker 3: I have to choose between those three.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a simple question. Let's try again, all right,

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Speaker 2: A clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic or see

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Speaker 2: just means until someone gives up.

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Speaker 3: I mean I need an answer. I mean I guess

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Speaker 3: like a one. The first one, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's already been texing with you, so she actually

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Speaker 2: knows how you are. But it sounds like maybe you're

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Speaker 2: not self aware.

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Speaker 3: I've sent a couple of memes, but it's not too crazy.

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Speaker 2: There we go. There it is so in a relationship,

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Speaker 2: you just send a buttload of means until the other

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Speaker 2: person gives up. And that's not bad. That's just you.

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Speaker 3: I disagree anyway.

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Speaker 2: Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or

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Speaker 2: literally what.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know how to answer that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, refuses to answer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we'll move on. It's not that I didn't

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Speaker 3: refuse to answer it. I just don't know how to

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Speaker 3: answer it. I'd emotionally key a car, like how do

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Speaker 3: you answer that question directly?

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Speaker 2: Anyway? Next question, do you currently own more than one

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Speaker 2: Samurai sword?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I don't own more than one Samurai Okay.

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Speaker 2: So just one then? Not just the one that you

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Speaker 2: have and you cherish.

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Speaker 3: I don't own any Samurai sorts, but.

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Speaker 2: You have a Ninja star, don't you know what? Let's

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Speaker 2: move on. On a scale of one to quote still

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Speaker 2: talks of the Rexes mom. How over your last relationship

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 3: What? Do you talk? Where? Did what inform?

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Speaker 2: It's a simple question. Okay, question on a scale of

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Speaker 2: one to still talks to the Rexes mom. How over

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Speaker 2: your last relationship are you?

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Speaker 3: Zero? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Amber did some digging. Turns out you commented on one

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Speaker 2: of your ex's Instagram posts just last week.

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Speaker 3: We're still friends.

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Speaker 2: I would hook up with X if she was down.

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Speaker 3: Definitely true down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm running out of times. The last question, are

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Speaker 2: you the kind of person who likes to start a

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Speaker 2: difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or do

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Speaker 2: you prefer prize emotional attacks.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look

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Speaker 3: bad either way. These questions are so intrusive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure how it can be intrusive when

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Speaker 2: you only answered half the questions.

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Speaker 3: Questions are crap, That's okay.

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Speaker 2: Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag. But if

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Speaker 2: you've venmo mea hunter Bucks, I can just mark you

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Speaker 2: down as mysterious and hot. So it's up to you

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Speaker 2: not a scam if you pay the money.

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Speaker 3: I'm not paying ja, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, the only other option I think would be to

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Speaker 2: do some type of radio prank phone call on you

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Speaker 2: on like a big national show. What maybe Brig and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. I don't know. Probably they'll do

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Speaker 2: something stupid like this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, no way.

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Speaker 2: Hey, because this is actually Ose from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: God, dude, set you up. Man.

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Speaker 2: She said you asked her about being exclusive and she

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Speaker 2: hasn't answered you yet, so she set you up. And

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Speaker 2: her answers, yes, by the way, yes.

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Speaker 3: You have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Officially, and Bro, think of it this way. Now that

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Speaker 2: you guys are exclusive, you can let her play with

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Speaker 2: your samurai sword. I knew you were hiding one. Pretty sweet, huh.

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Speaker 2: I bet it's really loud.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a samurai sword.

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Speaker 2: Huh. I know you're out there cutting cucumbers with them.

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Speaker 3: Now I want to buy one.

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Speaker 2: The week of every morning was fum taps weekday morning

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Speaker 2: on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,