Speaker 1: Forever. Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, Hey guys, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Friends? For me? You know, I I just woke up,
Speaker 3: you know, like maybe, well I got to the podcast
Speaker 3: a little bit earlier than you, But yeah, I woke
Speaker 3: up right before the pod, and you know, I gotta
Speaker 3: start my day earlier. But right now, I'm allowing myself
Speaker 3: to start it late. Speaking of it late, I woke
Speaker 3: up and then late in the bed until five minutes
Speaker 3: before the podcast was supposed to start. But I was
Speaker 3: watching my phone the entire time, and I had time
Speaker 3: to brush my teeth and make a smoothie.
Speaker 2: So really it's like, what is time? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, but you showed up late. And then you
Speaker 1: also said that you didn't get the zoo.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: You did a Sydney was on the same email and
Speaker 1: she showed up on time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, Typically you send us an
Speaker 3: email and you say, here's the zoom for the link
Speaker 3: for today. When you sent it the second time, it
Speaker 3: popped up under the ads the ads email.
Speaker 1: I figured that would that be easier if it was
Speaker 1: just underneath, or.
Speaker 2: We don't click on the ads until we have to
Speaker 2: read them.
Speaker 3: You'll be seeing a struggling the thing got co cook
Speaker 3: can read, okay, But while I was pushing my teeth,
Speaker 3: that was refreshing and refreshing, and I did not see it.
Speaker 3: But thank you for re sending it to me. Andrew
Speaker 3: in the new apartment.
Speaker 1: Of course, Moving on, up, moving on.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love the move updates that you
Speaker 3: had on Instagram. I mean I felt like I was there,
Speaker 3: I felt like I was with you.
Speaker 1: It's it's a cute little area, lots of dogs, lots
Speaker 1: of children. I don't know, it's just it's crazy.
Speaker 2: That ain't for park, That ain't for me, But I
Speaker 2: could see that's cute.
Speaker 4: For you, right.
Speaker 1: It makes me want a dog or child? Who knows?
Speaker 3: What do you think is less work a dog or
Speaker 3: a baby? A puppy or a baby. I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: a puppy, yeah, absolutely, a puppy is less work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because a baby, you gotta, like, you gotta watch more.
Speaker 3: They sleep, They sleep a lot, but like you gotta.
Speaker 3: Women have to pump every three hours. They have to
Speaker 3: constantly pump. Yes, but not all women breastfeed one and two.
Speaker 3: A baby, you won't chew on your shoes while you're
Speaker 3: taking a nap a dog. But realistically, if your baby
Speaker 3: gets hit by a car or you're gonna go to jail,
Speaker 3: but you're not gonna go to jail for the dog.
Speaker 3: So that's not that's not true animal precinct. They have act.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I used to love me some animal precinct.
Speaker 3: They're going knock that. It would be like cops, but
Speaker 3: for people who are negligent for their animals. Right, but
Speaker 3: you said would be like cops, they're not cops. If
Speaker 3: you if I throw a baby in front of a car,
Speaker 3: I'm going to jail. There's no nobody in a printed
Speaker 3: sweater is shown up to the house like you're you know,
Speaker 3: we gotta we got some complaints. It's the cops that
Speaker 3: are coming. But I mean, I don't know. White people
Speaker 3: do care about animals sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you could.
Speaker 3: No, you can definitely go to jail if you are
Speaker 3: neglecting and harming animals for sure. Okay, so what's animal
Speaker 3: precincts is? Is that like Paul Patrol? Can you tell
Speaker 3: people like.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a show. It's not a cartoon.
Speaker 3: It's a show. It's like it's legit like cops, but
Speaker 3: for animals. And so when there's people who like will
Speaker 3: have a whole horse and they backyard that they're not feeding.
Speaker 3: Ain't it ain't got no barn, no, no, no real
Speaker 3: good grass. They have to come like people have made
Speaker 3: enough complaints. They're like, sir, we have to arrest you.
Speaker 3: We've we've given you many chances to take care of
Speaker 3: this horse. We're taking you to jail, and you're getting
Speaker 3: a big ass fine. First of all, if you come
Speaker 3: in a if animal Precinct is knocking on my door
Speaker 3: about my horse, to citizens arrest me, I'm jumping on
Speaker 3: my horse and riding into the sunset.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately the horse has been so neglected that there's
Speaker 3: no iron or bones and they can't go anywhere. You
Speaker 3: got this anemic pony in the backyard. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I get that exactly. People are so weird. People who
Speaker 3: have like these like animals that are like not domesticated
Speaker 3: or I don't know if that's the right word, but
Speaker 3: it'll be somebody that has like a tiger in an
Speaker 3: apartment building or a monkey in a in a mansion,
Speaker 3: and it's like bubbles didn't want to be here.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that people when I say people.
Speaker 3: I really just want to say Americans, I mean, we're
Speaker 3: so bored. We're so bored, and we always have to
Speaker 3: have something going on, and so a reg her cat
Speaker 3: and dog is boring. So it's like I got a flex,
Speaker 3: I got a flex I have to have. You know
Speaker 3: this Bengle Bengle cat that's almost a tiger that's always
Speaker 3: attacking the neighbors like they need shit like that, And
Speaker 3: it costs so much money, these these exotic animals. But
Speaker 3: also they carry different diseases. Nobody's worried about that. Like
Speaker 3: I was on my sister said me, there's an Instagram
Speaker 3: page called the Dodo or something like that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm always on the Dodo.
Speaker 3: And there's this lady got a beaver in her house
Speaker 3: that be dipping in the lake and then dragging his
Speaker 3: beaver body through It's not even a doggy door, it's
Speaker 3: a beaver door, and she'd be hugging him. I saw
Speaker 3: another lady has a prairie dog which looks like a
Speaker 3: squirrel without a tail, and he on the duvet screaming.
Speaker 3: There's people that have these like exotic ass long cats
Speaker 3: that you're like, that's just like an anorexic tiger. You're
Speaker 3: not supposed to have that in your house. The stuff
Speaker 3: that they eat is not what normal cats eat. It's
Speaker 3: like chunks of meat that they dragon on the living
Speaker 3: room couch.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. It's like a it's like a local tiger king.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. They're doing tiger king locally, Yes,
Speaker 2: farmed to table tiger king. Yes, it's it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, I have my cats, and I
Speaker 3: think that's that's all I'm gonna do. I also would
Speaker 3: like sometimes I want a dog, but that's not as
Speaker 3: you want a dog.
Speaker 2: You had seven cats in that house.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Oh, Marie waiting, ha ha, you know, I forgot
Speaker 3: to put this on the listed thing. But do you
Speaker 3: know that they're still doing catfish and the episode that
Speaker 3: I watched last night insanity, you.
Speaker 2: Excited about it.
Speaker 3: Somebody was using on catfish bitch bitch bitch. Okay. So
Speaker 3: it was a woman like a kind of like an
Speaker 3: older woman, not older, but I think she might be.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, thirty two, thirty two years old, okay,
Speaker 3: thirty two old lady man, not old aarp.
Speaker 2: Let me finish, Let me finish.
Speaker 3: Okay. So she's got a son and everything, and she
Speaker 3: had been talking to this guy named uh James on
Speaker 3: you know, online or whatever for like over a year
Speaker 3: and they would talk on the phone.
Speaker 2: For hours and you know he never never met because
Speaker 2: they were in different.
Speaker 3: States, right, Yes, yes, obviously that's all. That's always the tea,
Speaker 3: Like when someone lives far away. Instead of just hopping
Speaker 3: on a plane or a greyhound, you're like, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna wait this out until until we have enough money
Speaker 3: to see each other or something of that sort. So
Speaker 3: and the woman has a kid, so she can't just leave.
Speaker 3: She can't just leave to go meet up with James.
Speaker 3: So then you know they get nev and the messy
Speaker 3: boots that there's a black woman on catfish now that
Speaker 3: helps him. You know, she's got another camera and she's
Speaker 3: getting in and it's it's actually funny because she's there.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, we're gonna get the content that we need.
Speaker 3: So they show up to see James in some like
Speaker 3: back of back of some apartment complex or whatever. James
Speaker 3: is not a man. It is it is a woman,
Speaker 3: a young woman eighteen years old, and she's butch. But
Speaker 3: they had spoke on the phone and the woman speaks
Speaker 3: different than a grown man. No, but I mean listening
Speaker 3: to this girl's voice, I'm like, I could see how
Speaker 3: you thought it was like she's butch. Like she she's
Speaker 3: got a stronger voice. AnyWho, we don't put a pin
Speaker 3: in that, but okay, so or let's take the pin
Speaker 3: out's but so she has a stronger voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Tony Braxton.
Speaker 3: Butch.
Speaker 2: Am I butch?
Speaker 3: What does that mean? You know, Acadney, I'm glad you
Speaker 3: said it and not me because you stay trying to
Speaker 3: politically correct animal patrol me when I say stuff on
Speaker 3: this podcast. No, I mean you're if you're butch is
Speaker 3: not a wrong term, Like you're saying somebody's butch. So
Speaker 3: they have a man voice is not Like that's not
Speaker 3: necessarily true.
Speaker 1: I feel like the same thing because I have like
Speaker 1: a lilt to my voice. I have a gay voice,
Speaker 1: and so like when I pick up the phone, it's
Speaker 1: sometimes I do get like the miss or ma'm or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like it's the same thing, right, Yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: She put The woman who's presented the young girl presents
Speaker 3: as butch and looks like a dude, but is a woman.
Speaker 3: She's got her hair like shaves, but it's yeah, it's
Speaker 3: it's a it's a girl. So then the woman who
Speaker 3: came all the way to this, you know, Nebraska to
Speaker 3: see James is like upset and crying and she's like,
Speaker 3: you know, why would you do this? Why would you
Speaker 3: do this me? We've been talking for like over a year,
Speaker 3: you know, the same same story. She's like, I have
Speaker 3: a son, why would you waste my time like that?
Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm older, Like this is fucked and
Speaker 3: then boom, Sarah McLachlan music. So, my my sister died
Speaker 3: two years ago, and that's when I created this James profile,
Speaker 3: and I just wanted friends. I just needed to talk
Speaker 3: to people. And I wasn't thinking about hurting anyone. I
Speaker 3: was hurting and I just needed, you know that that
Speaker 3: love that I was missing from my sister, and so.
Speaker 2: Was her sister's name, James.
Speaker 3: Why why does she take on a whole other persona
Speaker 3: exactly why did she take a whole other persona on
Speaker 3: to find love that she's missing from her sister? And
Speaker 3: it's okay, but wait, there's more, there's more, got it?
Speaker 3: So then you know She's like, but we were saying
Speaker 3: I love you all the time. He's like, yeah, like buddy,
Speaker 3: say I love you. She's I that you I The
Speaker 3: way that I'm saying I to say. The way I
Speaker 3: was saying I love you had nothing to do with
Speaker 3: fucking friendship. You knew I was coming. I was pulling
Speaker 3: up to see you from far away. I'm not coming
Speaker 3: to see a fucking pinpal bitch. Are you serious? Right?
Speaker 3: So then you know, but we feel bad because one
Speaker 3: it's an eighteen year old. No, no, I don't feel
Speaker 3: bad for them. But okay, go ahead, I don't feel
Speaker 3: bad for anyteen year old, so Nev. So Nev's like, yes,
Speaker 3: you know because the girl, the young girl had been
Speaker 3: talking to women and men. So she was like, I
Speaker 3: just I was looking for friends. It didn't matter. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: James was looking for friends. James was looking for friends exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm getting confused. So then Nev is like, yeah, but
Speaker 3: you know, I actually think you you do have feelings
Speaker 3: for I think her name is Charlene or something like,
Speaker 3: of course it was naturally, you know, I think you
Speaker 3: do have feelings for her. And she's like, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I just wanted friends. I said the love you are
Speaker 3: so cold blooded, so cold. I was like, there is
Speaker 3: There was no empathy with the yeah I'm not she
Speaker 3: was she said, I'm not interested, Like, yeah, that's not
Speaker 3: my type. I'm good.
Speaker 2: But it's like, but you could have said that before
Speaker 2: I booked my flight.
Speaker 3: You bitch. Yeah, you knew I was coming, you eighteen
Speaker 3: year old county ass liar. My question is what were
Speaker 3: they talking about every single day on the phone for
Speaker 3: a year. James was making up a fake backstory about
Speaker 3: working in the lumberman.
Speaker 2: James said he had kids.
Speaker 3: James said he had kids like the other way and
Speaker 3: said his son died lies.
Speaker 2: Okay, so James is a psychopath. That's what. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, And I was at first,
Speaker 3: I was like, how could this show be going on
Speaker 3: for so Catfish was going on when I was in college,
Speaker 3: and it's still running and people are still getting caught,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, y'all have got to get something, do
Speaker 3: something else.
Speaker 2: It hurts every time. Look, liars gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I actually have never seen Catfish, but I thought he
Speaker 3: had gotten in trouble to host over something. So I
Speaker 3: thought the show was canceled. This might have been an
Speaker 3: old episode because you know, I was watching on Facebook
Speaker 3: on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
Speaker 2: Still? Sis you on Facebook?
Speaker 3: Trying to pull a James on somebody? What's happening over?
Speaker 3: Why are you on Facebook? That's a good title. Why
Speaker 3: are you on Facebook? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I am. I mean, we're gonna come back to Facebook.
Speaker 3: But I was dating a dude for like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe it was like almost a year.
Speaker 2: And when I was in college.
Speaker 3: The first thing that I would ask to do ude
Speaker 3: is you know, well, how old are you and do
Speaker 3: you have any kids? And he told me he didn't
Speaker 3: have any children. And we would talk on the phone
Speaker 3: every day, and I think I've told this story before.
Speaker 3: One day his number called me and I picked it
Speaker 3: up and it was his child's mother and she was like,
Speaker 3: I just want to know how you know him, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we're just friends. But he had
Speaker 3: a kid, and I never heard the child in the background.
Speaker 3: I know, like he must have been in like a
Speaker 3: panic room or something, but I never heard the kid
Speaker 3: at all ever.
Speaker 2: And we would talk and I would ask him about
Speaker 2: his day.
Speaker 3: He never once was like, oh my baby had an
Speaker 3: ear infection. He just never he never mentioned this baby once.
Speaker 3: That's why that's why I hate you know, And this
Speaker 3: is when I think you were talking to this dude
Speaker 3: when social media wasn't as like prevalent as it is now.
Speaker 3: Like you said, liars are going to lie. So that's
Speaker 3: why I hate social media, Like I wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: meet people through you know, the apps or whatever, because
Speaker 3: you can say anything, you can write anything, you can
Speaker 3: say anything, you can meet up with, somebody claim you
Speaker 3: somebody else like am I pulling out? Let me see
Speaker 3: your ID, let me see your social security? Like I
Speaker 3: don't know, And you just have to have the grace
Speaker 3: and believe in humanity that this person is being honest
Speaker 3: and people go lie. Yeah, but I think that's the
Speaker 3: scariest thing for me as a G list celebrity out
Speaker 3: in these streets as a straight person, is I don't
Speaker 3: like when people know more about me than I know
Speaker 3: about them before I date. You know, men, you know
Speaker 3: how Google, I have seen that you know that you
Speaker 3: did a joke on the twenty ninth of Mad Like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't if you come at me with more information
Speaker 3: about me that I've given you that I know about you,
Speaker 3: then I is drying my cat up completely. It's given
Speaker 3: alo Vera dry. So I don't know how. I don't
Speaker 3: know how, like actual celebrities date because I know they
Speaker 3: be on Riot and they be on Hinge and they'll
Speaker 3: be on Tinder and stuff. But like you watch somebody's
Speaker 3: movie and you or you read their Wikipedia and you
Speaker 3: like you know them, you think you know them, So
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that's it feels safer to
Speaker 3: maybe lock somebody down now, you know, before we sell
Speaker 3: the movies and the TV show.
Speaker 2: But then it's like true, it's true.
Speaker 3: But then it's like you sell that show, you sell
Speaker 3: that movie, You're gonna be around more famous people and
Speaker 3: you want to bang them too.
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe we need to pray on this.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I love people, but also I hate people,
Speaker 3: so it's it's real hard for me to like meet
Speaker 3: more famous people and actually trust them, you know, because
Speaker 3: they have they already have this facade and they already
Speaker 3: low key or delusional, and that's.
Speaker 2: The type of energy that I want people to be.
Speaker 3: Transparent, and I want people to not try to act like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm better than you know, some of the most fun
Speaker 3: I've ever had was when I was broke, or me
Speaker 3: and my friends didn't have a lot of money and
Speaker 3: we just made it happen. When you're rich, good God
Speaker 3: and a celebrity, I can't imagine. So what you're saying,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna sign nobody's NDAs to hang out with
Speaker 3: no celebrities, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I'm signing all the NDAs and I'm still gonna run
Speaker 2: my mouth in the group chat.
Speaker 3: That's That's what I'm gonna do. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: what to Beyonce's bathroom smells.
Speaker 2: Like, oh wait, and do you that?
Speaker 3: Speaking of like people on dating apps, you know, Ben
Speaker 3: Afflak was on.
Speaker 2: Oh my God was on r I'm crying like athlic
Speaker 2: what's his name, Athlac? What's his name? Is the Duck Insurance?
Speaker 3: Ben Affleck was on Riot and Match with a girl
Speaker 3: and she and she didn't think it was him, and
Speaker 3: he sent her a video like she unmatched him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she unmatched him, and he sent her a video like
Speaker 3: why'd you unmatch me? And because she thought it was
Speaker 3: not real, and then she posted it on TikTok and
Speaker 3: then they were still been a cool seventeen eighteen because
Speaker 3: grown women person on TikTok is giving. It's giving Leonardo
Speaker 3: DiCaprio's baby girlfriend is what they were. They were writing
Speaker 3: on Twitter letter like sis not sis, but Ben, if
Speaker 3: you were looking for women your age, that wouldn't have
Speaker 3: happened that part. But also maybe she unmatched him because
Speaker 3: she knew it was Ben Affleck. Don't nobody want his uh?
Speaker 2: Don't nobody want his ass? Ask Jennifer Gardner. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I could see somebody wanting to like date him for clout,
Speaker 3: but there were they were dragging this young girl.
Speaker 2: They were dragging her.
Speaker 3: They were like people would do anything just for for
Speaker 3: cloud and for attention, And I was like, no, I
Speaker 3: think she really was like upset? Does she unmatched with
Speaker 3: this guy thinking it wasn't really him?
Speaker 2: M mm hmmm. You would have put that on TikTok?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't you want to make a story about that?
Speaker 2: A bitch? Absolutely, I absolutely would have talked about it.
Speaker 3: But I also am young, so that uh. But we
Speaker 3: live in a time when people just want to be famous.
Speaker 3: That's it. They don't care about anything else. Putting Ben
Speaker 3: Affleck's video that he sent her up is is only
Speaker 3: going to get her clicks and views and followers and
Speaker 3: maybe a blue check. Like everyone is like, you know,
Speaker 3: Chloe Kardashian is going through her mess with you know
Speaker 3: that man that she thinks is her man and Tristan,
Speaker 3: but like three different women have come out recently saying
Speaker 3: that like he's their man too, And so somebody sent
Speaker 3: her a young man is my man?
Speaker 2: Is nor man?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So she uh, she messaged some and asked them
Speaker 3: one of the girls and asked her to keep it
Speaker 3: between them, and the girl posted all the screenshots on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, hold on. Chloe said to keep it between
Speaker 3: us please and please keep this between us, and the
Speaker 3: girl was like, ah, screenshot her phone screen with the
Speaker 3: conversation with it says, please cring this between us. And
Speaker 3: then another one of the girls was like, we can
Speaker 3: message on snapchat if that makes you feel safer. But
Speaker 3: then she's tagging Chloe and everything that she's saying about
Speaker 3: the conversation that is just I don't know, y'all gotta
Speaker 3: pick y'all battles, yo, what's the battle? What's the battle here?
Speaker 3: The battle is yes, this is hot tea and it's
Speaker 3: it's like it's in a way, it's like comical. I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is funny, Like you're your man is out here
Speaker 3: in the streets. You're so famous, he still can't keep
Speaker 3: his dick in his pants and he knows that anybody
Speaker 3: can find out about this, and he's still doing it.
Speaker 3: But there's a part of me that's like, yeah, Chloe
Speaker 3: is still a person, Like I wouldn't even want to
Speaker 3: do that to like a non famous woman.
Speaker 2: I think it's tacky. Cheating is tacky.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying? Cheating is tacky? But I
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to blast it everywhere. I would. I would
Speaker 3: want to, like, okay, we talk between each other or whatever,
Speaker 3: but she said keep it between us, and I would.
Speaker 2: I would want to.
Speaker 3: I would tell my friends, But I'm not putting it
Speaker 3: all over social media. Girl, you giving these women too
Speaker 3: much credit. They know who Tristan is, they know who
Speaker 3: Kiloe is when they meet him and they have sex
Speaker 3: with him. Some of them raw, it's not Chloe's a person,
Speaker 3: it's oh my god, Tristan Thompson. I might I might
Speaker 3: trap me a basketball player. I might be on the
Speaker 3: next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on Hulu.
Speaker 3: Like women, we drag men all the time because we
Speaker 3: can do that and we're allowed. But there are plenty
Speaker 3: of women who do shisty, shady, messy things. Look at James,
Speaker 3: Look at James. You know it's and now it's like
Speaker 3: people have nothing but time to have sex and cheat
Speaker 3: and post and social media for some people is their
Speaker 3: entire life.
Speaker 2: And that's sad.
Speaker 3: That's sad. I'm like, there's there's gotta be where's where
Speaker 3: we draw on the line. For me, it just puts
Speaker 3: a bad taste in my mouth because you know, we
Speaker 3: will be famous one day, babe.
Speaker 2: We're like, we will be out there.
Speaker 3: And I I don't like it one bit. Like that
Speaker 3: scares me so much that it's like, why would you
Speaker 3: even want I don't know. I just I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to cheat. What scares you so much? I couldn't see
Speaker 3: myself being famous and cheating, all right, Cheating is for
Speaker 3: people who aren't famous. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: People are messy. At the end of the day.
Speaker 3: He's young, and he's famous, and he's rich, and he's attractive,
Speaker 3: and he's Jamaican. He's Jamaican, right, he's that. I was
Speaker 3: waiting for you to say. I was like, somebody say
Speaker 3: that he is Jamaican. Jamaican's going Jamaican, Babe. Jamaicans be
Speaker 3: Jamaican in Jamake me want to cheat, babe, Like that's
Speaker 3: that's what they do. So and I'm not saying that
Speaker 3: they all cheat, but they like to have six So yes,
Speaker 3: we'll Sydney Man be getting it down, maybe.
Speaker 2: Laying it down, and then they lie about it, so
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And also obviously not one hundred percent of y'all, at
Speaker 3: least ninety eight point nine three percent of y'all, so
Speaker 3: that wait, wait wait, speaking of percentages, you know, I
Speaker 3: dabble on the Robin Hood app with my stocks and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and this morning I woke up and I was looking
Speaker 3: and I was like, uh, the Peloton stock was plummeting.
Speaker 3: It had been falling for the last couple of days.
Speaker 3: But I was like, it's gonna go back up. It's
Speaker 3: gonna go back up because it was like one hundred
Speaker 3: something dollars when I bought, when I got a share,
Speaker 3: and today it was like eighty something. And I was like, ah, well,
Speaker 3: if it goes back up to ninety, I'll sell it
Speaker 3: and it hit ninety for us split second, and I
Speaker 3: was like, well, let me see it a hit ninety one,
Speaker 3: because that's how I do my stock. Stuff went down
Speaker 3: in eighty seven, I said, beach when you get out
Speaker 3: of here. And then it came out that somebody died
Speaker 3: on a peloton the treadmill, the treadmill, right, but kids
Speaker 3: are getting like trapped underneath it, and like twenty three
Speaker 3: people have been injured.
Speaker 2: But it's like treadmills have been in people's houses forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's so special about this peloton treadmill that people
Speaker 3: are like children are dying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do they mess up the treadmill? That bad
Speaker 1: mess up a treadmill? Wait? What is actually happening to
Speaker 1: people's bodies with these treadmills?
Speaker 2: I think the kids are first, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think the treadmills are running and the kids are
Speaker 3: I don't know, getting underneath them, And I don't have
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 1: That seems like Learney tunes to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, get your fucking put your kids somewhere when
Speaker 3: you're about to be on the treadmill. That part that part, babe,
Speaker 3: or or wait, the kids are meddling with the treadmill
Speaker 3: and they turn it and on and then they're getting
Speaker 3: trapped underneath.
Speaker 2: I do first of all, sounds like it's the kids.
Speaker 3: How long, thank you friend? But how long is your baby?
Speaker 3: That they can reach the top of the peloton but
Speaker 3: also get sucked under the bottom of the peloton because
Speaker 3: the buttons are like you got to stand on it
Speaker 3: and like so oh no, Sydney, you buying stocks? Uh
Speaker 3: Mina is always talking about it, and it makes me
Speaker 3: feel like, damn, I should dip my feet into it.
Speaker 3: I should get all the way wet wop wop it
Speaker 3: up with stocks, wopstocks, wopstocks. That's a good title.
Speaker 1: I knew it was coming. Oay.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you listened to last week's episode,
Speaker 3: but everything I said, she was like, that's.
Speaker 2: A good time, that's a good that's a good title.
Speaker 1: Yeah girl, No, but you made us wait. You made
Speaker 1: us wait for what the actual title was, and I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: It's important to make people wait, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Sydney, like a few minutes it was like, no, people,
Speaker 1: that's they.
Speaker 3: Listen and they figure it out. No, no, no, it should
Speaker 3: be that okay, all right, m hmm. I have no
Speaker 3: fucking shame, and I don't video shows getting caught under
Speaker 3: Piloton treadmill.
Speaker 2: Well I can.
Speaker 3: Let's see the video. Let's see the video. Okay, Well
Speaker 3: I need you to see the video and what it
Speaker 3: looks like.
Speaker 2: Old let me audio.
Speaker 3: You know it's gonna be an AD that place first. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's an AD. So we have a commercial break. Some
Speaker 3: black lady jogging, you know, workout here.
Speaker 2: We'll get back to that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. And but also a Peloton, A Peloton
Speaker 3: dreadmill is not cheap. How much does that cost? Well,
Speaker 3: the regular Peloton is the bike is at least two thousand, Yeah,
Speaker 3: twenty five hundred dollars. Damn. I wish I had a
Speaker 3: Peloton so you can get rid of your cats, kill
Speaker 3: them accidentally. I mean, isn't a cat basically a baby
Speaker 3: with an attitude? You know what?
Speaker 2: You might be right, but no, I wouldn't want to
Speaker 2: do the treadmill.
Speaker 3: I would want to do the bike because they got
Speaker 3: all those classes and they made me look like fun.
Speaker 3: What happened? Marie? A Peloton treadmill is forty two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Forty two hundred dollars to kill your child that sounds
Speaker 2: like a steal.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: We're talking about killing babies a.
Speaker 1: Lot on.
Speaker 3: Killing babies. That's the title thing you Okay, okay. So
Speaker 3: there's two kids playing on the treadmill. One is on
Speaker 3: it and the other one is on the outside of it,
Speaker 3: and she was walking on it and oh and the
Speaker 3: baby gets sucked under not like their arms are stuck
Speaker 3: under the treadmill and their face is loud, you know,
Speaker 3: the treadmill is like fuck. So I guess the treadmill
Speaker 3: doesn't have to be on for people.
Speaker 2: To get pulled underneath.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah, it's got to go. Throw the
Speaker 3: whole thing away. I'm all set, we're real, We're good
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 2: Well, let me see how what the share price.
Speaker 3: Is now, because because I really was like, ah, let
Speaker 3: me see if you pops, it's not gonna pop back up.
Speaker 2: When I heard that somebody died, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's it's over for them. It's over for them.
Speaker 3: I mean, the peloton is gonna be fine because you know,
Speaker 3: white women want to do what they do and staying
Speaker 3: in shape, and it's it's trendy. It's because you could
Speaker 3: get any type of treadmill or bike, but it's Peloton
Speaker 3: because Track Noder Track is still out here making bikes
Speaker 3: and they cost you know, three thousand dollars. Is that so?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't even realize treadmills cost so much money. But
Speaker 3: you know what, Peloton was already going to start to
Speaker 3: see a decline in sales because gyms are opened back
Speaker 3: up and people are going outside to work out again.
Speaker 3: So and also it's a white women's babies that are dying.
Speaker 3: So whether they like a Peloton or not, they I
Speaker 3: think also like their little pink cheeked children more. All right,
Speaker 3: we have another fabulous thing on the list, Bill, I really,
Speaker 3: I really wish you would have just said it and
Speaker 3: not okay, knowledge all right, what can you cut that out? Yes, Andrew, No,
Speaker 3: you could cut it out.
Speaker 1: You could cut it out in conflicting instructions.
Speaker 2: Cut it out. You're gonna do it again, Sydney. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm telling him, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think I want to cut
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: It's getting two against one, okay.
Speaker 2: So, but.
Speaker 1: Because now we're talking about it so much, and this
Speaker 1: is also content, I.
Speaker 3: Don't I thought we talked about what you think is
Speaker 3: content does not feel good for me. So thank you so.
Speaker 2: Much, Sydney.
Speaker 3: We've been doing segues for the last four years and
Speaker 3: this is how you do them. So people can change also,
Speaker 3: but you but you have not yet, babe, is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All Right, what's next on the list, Sydney?
Speaker 2: What's next on the list?
Speaker 3: Is my ass?
Speaker 1: Is that an episode title.
Speaker 3: Bill? Bill Gates divorces, Well, he gets divorced by his
Speaker 3: wife Melinda, And uh, you know, everybody had all the
Speaker 3: jokes because you know they're they're out there, they're out
Speaker 3: cheer now billionaires out on the market.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it? They were together for twenty seven years.
Speaker 3: Bill Gates is worth one hundred and thirty point five
Speaker 3: billion dollars and they ain't got no prenup. Nope, they
Speaker 3: have no prenup. But she asked for no spousal support.
Speaker 3: But she's gonna get half you think if not, If
Speaker 3: not half, she's gonna get a couple billion dollars. So
Speaker 3: what she needs spousal support for? Yeah? Like, but Bill
Speaker 3: Gates is not the richest person anymore.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Jeff bizeus one nine one hundred ninety seven billion Elon
Speaker 3: Musk with his little weird face one hundred and sixty
Speaker 3: eight billion, and then you know Mark Zuckerberg one hundred
Speaker 3: and seventeen. Why y'all need so many billions of dollars?
Speaker 3: I'm just asking for a crumb, bill a crumb. Money
Speaker 3: is good, It's not like it's a bad thing to have.
Speaker 3: Money is the root of all evil. That's what people
Speaker 3: who ain't got no money saying. I remember I used
Speaker 3: to You're saying money is good, but I think money
Speaker 3: is actually bad. I used to.
Speaker 1: See Bill Gates all the time when I lived in Chelsea.
Speaker 1: As I was walking to the laundromat with my like
Speaker 1: basket of laundry, and I was like, are you kidding me? Like,
Speaker 1: you're just watching me?
Speaker 2: Wait, how did you know it was Bill Gates? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was like, and not some other nerdy white he.
Speaker 1: Looks like any no, you would recognize Bill Gates.
Speaker 2: He looks real pedestrian, honey, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean I like, also lived very close
Speaker 1: to the Google headquarters. You know he frequents there. Obviously
Speaker 1: I believe that it was him.
Speaker 2: And he would be walking while you were doing your laundry.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he likes to be on his
Speaker 1: feet a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is doesn't sound like a billionaire type of thing.
Speaker 3: He's just walking.
Speaker 2: It does sound like it sounds like a beige billionaire for.
Speaker 3: That energy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna run around the corner get a coffee.
Speaker 2: Anybody need anything?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 3: Okay, friends, whatever, whatever y'all say, I'm sure it was him.
Speaker 3: I'm not so. Andrew, were you ever walking by Bill
Speaker 3: Gates with your laundry and like a pair of your
Speaker 3: dirty draws fill.
Speaker 1: And it's like, let me help you his feet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so just find me with like an in unit laundry, please,
Speaker 1: Bill Gates?
Speaker 2: Do you have laundry in.
Speaker 1: The I don't have it in the unit. I have
Speaker 1: it in the building. So that's an upgrade that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bill Gates not hot, not hot. If I saw
Speaker 3: him on Rio. Matter of fact, let me say, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna make Bill Gates photo the lock screen on my phone,
Speaker 3: so if I see him on any of these apps,
Speaker 3: I will not unmatch him like cisted Ben Affleck because.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because he.
Speaker 3: Is not attractive and neither is she. So it's like,
Speaker 3: is that how billionaires look? Is that the prototype for billionaires. No,
Speaker 3: but maybe ugly people work harder than hot people around
Speaker 3: in life.
Speaker 2: Hold on, don't I said, hold on now?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now, okay, maybe ugly people work harder
Speaker 3: than hot people to get ahead in life. And that's
Speaker 3: why so many successful men in particular are ugly. The
Speaker 3: rich ones, all the top rich people in the world,
Speaker 3: they not attracted. I don't think that people shouldn't be down.
Speaker 1: I don't think that he's ugly. I think he has
Speaker 1: a very kind face and kind smile.
Speaker 3: I don't think he says what Andrew, if somebody described
Speaker 3: you as kind when I was like, how he looks? Oh?
Speaker 3: He kind?
Speaker 1: That is saying that all billionaires are like the scum
Speaker 1: of the earth.
Speaker 2: I do know.
Speaker 3: I didn't call him scum.
Speaker 2: I called him ugly. That's there's difference.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's different.
Speaker 2: Ugly people are usually nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how many clicks away is scum from ugly
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 3: Well, when I think scum, I think I'm going back
Speaker 3: to James on catfish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scum is like a bad person. Bill Gates is
Speaker 2: not scum.
Speaker 3: They they got you know, they feel a thrapthropic or
Speaker 3: whatever the hell that word is. And they You know,
Speaker 3: he does have a kind face, but he also kind
Speaker 3: of looks like a pelican, like a kind of like
Speaker 3: a bird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's giving that Rio movie. Well, he's an older man,
Speaker 2: so it's like, what do you want from him?
Speaker 3: What do you really want?
Speaker 2: What do I want from him?
Speaker 3: About thirty billion dollars? That's all I want from Bill Gates.
Speaker 3: But when I look at pictures of him from when
Speaker 3: he as a kid, a kid younger, he still kind
Speaker 3: of had a bird face. You know, I think Melinda
Speaker 3: is really gay.
Speaker 2: She gets she's.
Speaker 3: Given me top energy, top energy less she was strap
Speaker 3: pull out your strap, she's got it.
Speaker 2: Maybe she was topping Bill.
Speaker 3: She does look like my gym teacher from sixth grade,
Speaker 3: missus what's her face? And she was a lesbian. If
Speaker 3: she comes out six months later with a woman, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't be surprised. I mean, Sis is a billionaire. Let
Speaker 3: her live her uh her rich gay life? No yeah, no, dude.
Speaker 2: And also, you can be with a woman and not
Speaker 2: be gay.
Speaker 3: Please explain that, Sis, because I don't understand that she
Speaker 3: comes out in a couple months with a woman.
Speaker 2: She's not gay.
Speaker 3: She could she could be Polly.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that word means.
Speaker 3: This in this context, No, Polly means that you can
Speaker 3: hook up with more than one person. You're in multiple relationships.
Speaker 2: So what that got to do with her?
Speaker 3: What's the what's what's the one that's uh that you
Speaker 3: know that Janelle Monet said that she was pan sexual. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: she could be pan sexual. That's what it is.
Speaker 2: She's pan sexual because she dated a man and now
Speaker 2: she's dating a woman.
Speaker 3: No, pan sexual means that you're you're connected to people's
Speaker 3: vibes and personalities. It has nothing to do with their gender.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But if we see Melinda Gates with a woman, you
Speaker 3: go and just assume she pan sexual.
Speaker 2: Assist, that's what you're.
Speaker 3: Saying to me. She's a billionaire, she could be whatever
Speaker 3: she wants, and she might not want labels, she might
Speaker 3: not want to be labeled. Okay, Sydney, thanks for that.
Speaker 3: But when it it's interesting because when Bill Gates came
Speaker 3: out as when this's the divorce stuff dropped, When the
Speaker 3: divorce album dropped, people were.
Speaker 2: Oh my, hey, Bill, me sliding in Bill's dms. But
Speaker 2: when Queen Elizabeth's you know, little cripkeeper man Dad, people
Speaker 2: weren't sliding in the Queen's dms?
Speaker 3: Were they Yes?
Speaker 1: They were? Now I saw that.
Speaker 3: I mean she don't even have Andrew.
Speaker 1: I saw people like making jokes about like Queen Elizabeth
Speaker 1: at the club this summer and everything, and like seeing
Speaker 1: if that she was saying, you know, it's fun. I
Speaker 1: think it was pretty even across the board.
Speaker 2: They're sliding the don't think so they'll slide into her.
Speaker 3: Facebook's exactly the face the Facebook messenger, Honey, Sidney is
Speaker 3: the mayor of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, put me in, coach,
Speaker 3: put me in Sidney. What are people even talking about
Speaker 3: on Facebook right now? Like, yoh, the age of thirty
Speaker 3: is on Facebook? Marie. It is too much like it
Speaker 3: is literally like flicking the TV like multiple channelers. It
Speaker 3: has everything and anything, like they do videos. They have videos.
Speaker 3: So sometimes I'll see clips of love and hip hop.
Speaker 3: There's clips of Windy, there's clips of Catfish, there's you know,
Speaker 3: they're doing makeup tutorials.
Speaker 2: There's people having who's posting this stuff? Everybody's moms because no,
Speaker 2: it's just everybody. Every It's just different people.
Speaker 3: Girl, h It's anything and everything, and y'all, y'all are
Speaker 3: making it limited to like older people, but young people
Speaker 3: are on there too.
Speaker 2: Don't be fooled. They're just not telling anybody they have shame.
Speaker 2: You don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Well that's why you know. The mental illness is real.
Speaker 3: It's just like, get off Facebook, girl, Go watch a show.
Speaker 3: Watch a damn show, a real show on TV. Watch
Speaker 3: Hustlin's Cabaret, which I am watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, interesting, it is crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have never I've seen so many
Speaker 3: dry ass cracks and kuchie lips in my life.
Speaker 2: They're posting ass cracks and couchie lips.
Speaker 3: Well, it's on Zeus, so it's in. It's a it's
Speaker 3: a network. But right where does one get Zuus. You
Speaker 3: gotta get the subscription. You gotta pay for the subscription.
Speaker 2: So it's online. It's online. Yeah, you can get zeus.
Speaker 3: H My good sister Lacey Mosley gave me her log
Speaker 3: in thank you so much ruining my life. I love it,
Speaker 3: but god, it is insane. Hustline is from Love and
Speaker 3: Hip Hop. If y'all don't know, she used to date
Speaker 3: DBJ and they have a baby together, and now she
Speaker 3: is recruiting women to start her strip club or like
Speaker 3: these women to be with her while like stripping. I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's it's very odd and it feels very
Speaker 3: you know, group homish.
Speaker 2: But the content is superb. Double homicide. Yes, that's our
Speaker 2: dablehamicide is rubb. It's so good. It's such a good
Speaker 2: clip and it's so woo.
Speaker 3: I've never seen people just like show their vaginas besides
Speaker 3: me on the pod. Oh yeah, God, people are really
Speaker 3: showing everything on there.
Speaker 2: It's nuts.
Speaker 3: Wait, so she's trying to open up her own little
Speaker 3: pea valley the pink.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: The show is Jocelene just trying to recruit strippers. Yes,
Speaker 2: so she's making them do like challenges, yes, like he
Speaker 2: is next to the stripper Flavor of Love. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 3: The girls are fighting, they're fighting for Hasteleen for the
Speaker 3: number one spot, and then they're like, oh, the bottom bitch.
Speaker 3: Now it feels like pimping. They also use the term
Speaker 3: the bottom bitch, which is like, this is the girl
Speaker 3: who's like, you know, underneath Hastling or Joscelyn or whatever.
Speaker 3: And it's just it's all weird. It's very problematic and
Speaker 3: also misogynistic, but I mean it's comedy it's TV. So
Speaker 3: she's shown up in a strip club, but she's only
Speaker 3: looking for one stripper. I don't understand what's happening with it.
Speaker 3: It's a whole bunch of girls, and so they slim
Speaker 3: down to like, I don't know, maybe like ten and
Speaker 3: all ten of them win. No, Yes, we'll come in. Yeah, hmm, interesting, Sydney.
Speaker 3: We could have came up with that concept for a show.
Speaker 3: We could could I could have we could have looked
Speaker 3: for the top strippers in America, hottest baddies in America,
Speaker 3: and we could have, you know, like didn't Paris Hilton
Speaker 3: have a show where she was looking for a best friend? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we could have had that, but it would be like,
Speaker 3: you know, like a hot third you know, with somebody
Speaker 3: to take thoudy photos with. The problem is is that
Speaker 3: Jocelyn is It's not a problem. Sorry, let me retract.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that Jocelyn is also a stripper.
Speaker 3: We would have, like, in order for it to be
Speaker 3: the same vibe as her show, we would also want
Speaker 3: to be strippers. And I don't see that for us.
Speaker 3: I just but she's not a stripper anymore. She hasn't
Speaker 3: been a stripper since she started making them. Mona scot Checks.
Speaker 3: No girl, she's in the show, she's stripping. She's danced,
Speaker 3: because that's what the show is about. But she's not
Speaker 3: like Cardi b used to be a stripper. She's not
Speaker 3: stripper anymore. But when she like opens up the club,
Speaker 3: she's she's a stripper. She's the main girl. Honestly, if
Speaker 3: she was smart, she would strip at her new club
Speaker 3: because she's the person people want to see naked. So
Speaker 3: if you want to see her naked, just go on zeus,
Speaker 3: just log in. She told Wendy Williams, it's the number
Speaker 3: one show in the country and we were like, you
Speaker 3: mean the number one, number one show on zeus.
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, I heard she was dragging Wendy Williams for
Speaker 2: some comment that she made.
Speaker 3: It was great. We laughed.
Speaker 2: We laughed so hard.
Speaker 3: So what does Aunty Wendy do in these days? Because
Speaker 3: you know, the last couple things that I had seen
Speaker 3: it looked like she was doing pretty bad. So how
Speaker 3: Wendy look was the wig doing?
Speaker 1: She had a dating like a dating show with in
Speaker 1: Wendy where like she had three like bachelors zoom in
Speaker 1: and there was like one guy that she really hit
Speaker 1: it off with and so I think that she's still
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 3: What what kind of meant was it? Was it like
Speaker 3: Beyonce's dad was it?
Speaker 1: It was like one guy? So there were it was two,
Speaker 1: two black guys, one white guy. The white guy was
Speaker 1: friends with Mario Lopez and was like, uh, like, I
Speaker 1: think that you'd be a good fit for Wendy Williams
Speaker 1: to be with. And of course he won. Uh, and
Speaker 1: so he's, you know, just living it up with Wendy.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The white guy a white guy one, yes, No, Well
Speaker 3: looked like did he look like Bill Gates?
Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't look like Bill Gates. He just
Speaker 1: I think he's like, uh, he's a contractor. He works
Speaker 1: on homes.
Speaker 2: You know, he's just so he's wearing a hat. He's
Speaker 2: got a hard hat on.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: I think the thing is is that Wendy is not
Speaker 3: gonna let up. It doesn't matter if she's well or unwell,
Speaker 3: capable or not.
Speaker 2: She's gonna keep the show going.
Speaker 3: And you know, there's times where she's just gonna have
Speaker 3: low moments where you could just tell that she's very off,
Speaker 3: and there's there's days where she's like she's got it,
Speaker 3: and that's how it goes. It's it's very you. When
Speaker 3: you have a very like an outstanding, long standing show
Speaker 3: in cable or whatever cable network, You're gonna have good
Speaker 3: days and bad days, your health is gonna deteriorate or whatever.
Speaker 3: And it's like, that's that's not that's not the case
Speaker 3: with everybody who's on TV. If that's not true. Everybody, Yes,
Speaker 3: you don't have good days and bad days. But Wendy's
Speaker 3: bad days. You remember she fainted at the Statue of Liberty. Remember,
Speaker 3: people were like, she's slurring her words. I think she
Speaker 3: might be awesome. And then there's like Kelly and Ryan
Speaker 3: not doing that you know, will be in the moo
Speaker 3: drive you whatever.
Speaker 2: They not doing that.
Speaker 1: Ryan like had like this time last year, was hosting
Speaker 1: something like because like you know, he's like working from
Speaker 1: the minute that he wakes up until like you know,
Speaker 1: he works twenty four hours a day, and so like
Speaker 1: people thought that he was potentially having a stroke on
Speaker 1: Live TV when he was like slurring his words hosting
Speaker 1: this thing for Disney. And I think that like Ryan
Speaker 1: and Wendy have that like in common where they just
Speaker 1: work until like their bodies can't even like function anymore.
Speaker 1: I think that they work way too hard.
Speaker 2: There's people like that. There's tons of people like that.
Speaker 2: Ryan secrets slurring words. He might have also been on something.
Speaker 3: Babe, Well, why does it have to be that, because
Speaker 3: we always assume stroke. But sometimes yes, people do work very,
Speaker 3: very hard, and they're like, all right, in order for
Speaker 3: me to sleep tonight, I have to take some uh
Speaker 3: like sleeping something to sleep, and then they wake up
Speaker 3: and they groggy and they sleurn their words. It could
Speaker 3: be that simple, you know. Okay, well, maybe he has
Speaker 3: some Tilan on PM the night before PM for like babies.
Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, who has who's worth hundreds of millions of
Speaker 3: dollars is doesn't have better stuff in his house to
Speaker 3: make him sleep than Thailand.
Speaker 2: All PM.
Speaker 3: Tilan on PM will knock you the fuck out. I
Speaker 3: don't care what anybody says. That shit is strong. He
Speaker 3: was sipping lean before the show, allegedly. You know, he
Speaker 3: got to be up at five am, alleged at work
Speaker 3: at five am allegedly, yes, yes, yes, allegedly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I feel like.
Speaker 3: We hit what we wanted to hit, But now I
Speaker 3: feel like I really want to talk about one of
Speaker 3: these listener emails that we got the other day. Okay, Sydney.
Speaker 3: It says Sally from at X and they say, Hi, guys,
Speaker 3: I wanted to drop into the inbox so you guys
Speaker 3: could gass me up as well. You know what they say,
Speaker 3: The unofficial expert listeners are always hot. I'm a photographer,
Speaker 3: so I took all these shots. If you ever need
Speaker 3: a gay Twitter expert, hit me up. My Twitter where
Speaker 3: I post my body yard yati is at Sally dime
Speaker 3: s O L L Y d I M E. And
Speaker 3: my instagram is shots by Sally.
Speaker 2: You need to see these photosysts.
Speaker 3: Sally's given us Sally good lighting, septum piercing, frosted tips,
Speaker 3: and like, just.
Speaker 2: What's her Twitter again? What's her again?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, Sally is a man, Salomon, Oh okay, what
Speaker 2: is what is?
Speaker 1: His instagram is shots by Sally.
Speaker 2: Shots by Sally and the Twitter L L Y dime.
Speaker 3: But look at sally underwear pictures Sally sent us glistening
Speaker 3: body naked in the bathroom pictures salad.
Speaker 1: Hey, wait what is the totle?
Speaker 3: And then the last photo Sally has on a shirt
Speaker 3: and a seat belt in a car but safety.
Speaker 1: Wait? What does the tattoo say on Sally's chest? Sweet
Speaker 1: sweet sexy savage. That's cute.
Speaker 2: Sexy.
Speaker 3: Sally's given us double nipple piercings and uh just body yatty,
Speaker 3: body yachty, Andrew, I can't I can't find where you
Speaker 3: email these two.
Speaker 1: I sent it to you eleven days ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it is. Damn Oooh Sally is looking good, beach.
Speaker 3: What's the skin routine?
Speaker 2: Sis? It's giving smooth and hydrated, which we love.
Speaker 3: Damn Sally, when are you going to be in New York?
Speaker 3: Because I want to get some some boudoir shots like this. Sidney,
Speaker 3: did you find it?
Speaker 2: No? I did not.
Speaker 1: It's fun you found the Instagram and Twitter though, No.
Speaker 1: Let me forward it to you again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: This is because I really feel like left out not
Speaker 3: not getting this, but you did get it, bab because
Speaker 3: your name is wanted. I see it, it says to
Speaker 3: me and Sydney, oh Marie like uh like earlier, earlier.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to bring it up. Thank you, Sidney.
Speaker 3: That's really cute and everything and I love this for
Speaker 3: you guys, but I for my the unofficial expert emails
Speaker 3: that I get. I set up a filter on my
Speaker 3: email so I get them all in a folder.
Speaker 1: And I can just I wasn't aware of this filter.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we're having this conversation. The mistake water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I want that?
Speaker 4: Oh, Sally, wow, body body giving this stallion body.
Speaker 3: It's like I could tell that, like if you fell
Speaker 3: on me, I would be like like my breath would
Speaker 3: be like like it would come out of my I
Speaker 3: need to borrow. I need to borrow the body. The
Speaker 3: body is cute or are you seeing it?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Sally? You could have, you know, crap the photo a
Speaker 3: little bit lower so we could really sing your praises
Speaker 3: for Wow, Sally is packing got a baby to those
Speaker 3: those I love the body. You look so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Hot mm hmm. And thank you for proving the point
Speaker 3: that all of the Unofficial Expert listeners are in fact
Speaker 3: hot hot. Yeah, damn, y'all are really in it. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know that you guys had it in you.
Speaker 3: I love this for us, Yeah, I love it for us.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so funny. Because we saw Sally and
Speaker 3: now I'm on Twitter and I see Will Smith's body and.
Speaker 2: It's like, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 3: Will you can, Will can get that right back into
Speaker 3: shape if you wanted to that. This is a bit
Speaker 3: but but also Will Smith is because people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: I see women applauding Will's body. Men, I see women
Speaker 3: applauding Will's body, but they won't think twice about swiping
Speaker 3: left on a man on an app.
Speaker 2: With the same body.
Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, but social uh, dating apps is
Speaker 3: literally just physical. We know Will is funny, we know
Speaker 3: Will is like has a good personality. We know that
Speaker 3: Will is rich, we know that Will works hard, like
Speaker 3: you gotta factor all that in with the dadbod if
Speaker 3: you on tender which stomach poking through your shirt like
Speaker 3: that and and I don't know you and it looked
Speaker 3: like and it looked like you're unemployed. I mean, we're
Speaker 3: gonna we're gonna swipe and the TV is leaning against
Speaker 3: the wall on the floor.
Speaker 2: I'm you not my tight. Yeah. We love that that.
Speaker 3: We love that that honesty that Marie has right now.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a fact, you know, is there anybody
Speaker 3: did you want to read one of the questions from
Speaker 3: the pods or no, wow, oh yes for Andrew. Andrew,
Speaker 3: you know I was doing my good work on you.
Speaker 1: Know, so you share one of the questions about who
Speaker 1: I'd rather be on a deserted island with.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Answer, I've been really like tossed up about it.
Speaker 2: But really, let's tell us some of your thought process.
Speaker 1: I ultimately, I don't want to upset you. This is
Speaker 1: a really you're putting me in a really tough position.
Speaker 1: I want no.
Speaker 3: That means and that means he wants to be with
Speaker 3: you Marie, because Marie would not care.
Speaker 1: I think that Sydney, you'd be very high maintenance on
Speaker 1: an island in that setting.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, that's crazy. I had a conversation with
Speaker 3: Sydney two days ago when she tried to call herself
Speaker 3: low maintenance, and I am most fell out of my bed.
Speaker 1: I just think that's that I would hardly be able
Speaker 1: to take care of myself. But then like, I think
Speaker 1: that Sydney would want me to also take care of her.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I think that.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the whole pandemic, I was taking care of myself.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Well, if y'all if we're in a deserted island, like,
Speaker 3: well we got to walk around to find.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took care of yourself and an apartment of walking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after two minutes of walking, you would want to
Speaker 2: sit down.
Speaker 3: And that is true.
Speaker 2: Just you'd like, can you just go and then come
Speaker 2: back for me? If you fine?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, Andrew, I think that Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the right way.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right, Sydney, that's fine. You don't thrive
Speaker 1: on a deserted island. I think that's okay. You thrive
Speaker 1: in other areas.
Speaker 3: Andrew think that I would throb on a desert but
Speaker 3: I think that we would. We would get to help faster.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: So these are some they got some good ask questions
Speaker 3: for you, Andrew. They I was gagging. They had more
Speaker 3: questions for you than comments for us. Okay, you really
Speaker 3: do have Andrew hive. It's insane. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Brittany or Nicky, Oh, Brittany or Nikki Okay, I thought
Speaker 1: that was like someone's name. Oh, I think I'm doing
Speaker 1: NICKI I think Brittany. I'm not really on board with
Speaker 1: like the free Brittany. I don't think I care that much.
Speaker 1: I think the people that care about the free Brittany
Speaker 1: think too much, don't care about actual issues.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's I don't want to agree on that mento.
Speaker 3: Will you be in these streets this summer or inside
Speaker 3: boot up?
Speaker 1: I'm inside boot up?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna do a single with us.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say all summer. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: You was more relationship oriented than than.
Speaker 3: Some of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. It's it's mess. I think this
Speaker 1: summer is going to be complete mess. Everyone out in
Speaker 1: the streets, and I don't think. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be hurt, so I feel I
Speaker 1: want to feel comfortable where I am right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah me too, Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be hurt. You don't want to be hurt,
Speaker 2: but you know pain is pleasure.
Speaker 1: So not always.
Speaker 3: Has he hooked up with any of the guests. Sorry
Speaker 3: for the questions, but the people need to know the
Speaker 3: tea I have not. No, never happened, but there have
Speaker 3: been some flirtation.
Speaker 1: Flirtation, Yes, we.
Speaker 2: All flirt nothing. Flirting is nothing.
Speaker 1: It ends when the microphones turn off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly does it?
Speaker 1: Because not in all cases, no dms were slitted well,
Speaker 1: I mean, like obviously there was the j Jurdan episode
Speaker 1: that it did seem like it could potentially happen. Nothing
Speaker 1: ever actually ignited from that is in me any.
Speaker 2: Other questions, Yes, biggest regret with a hookup.
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be the times that you go raw, right,
Speaker 1: because then like it's like you think about it, like Okay,
Speaker 1: I trust this person, and then like the next few
Speaker 1: days this I feel like this is a very sad answer.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but like the.
Speaker 2: Next few no, I was very honest.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of young people young viral not
Speaker 3: viral young six.
Speaker 2: It's driven people listen to the pyeah. I don't want
Speaker 2: to wrap it up.
Speaker 3: It's never as good.
Speaker 1: As I mean, like it is good with like you're
Speaker 1: solidified with one person, but like when you're like you
Speaker 1: know it's going to be a one night thing, you
Speaker 1: don't do it. You don't do it?
Speaker 2: Oh well, one night thing, oh y'all raw and one
Speaker 2: one night.
Speaker 1: When like people like try to convince you, Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want to because people.
Speaker 3: Want I'll introduce you to my mom cape.
Speaker 2: Why not only why not only?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Only? Can I read this last email?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course. Okay, this is from Sam. Yes, baby,
Speaker 3: that was the introduction. I can't stop listening to your
Speaker 3: episode archives. Y'all crack me up every single boring ass
Speaker 3: work day and sometimes on the weekends too. I'm mad
Speaker 3: there's no merch available for me to purchase. There's no
Speaker 3: merch available?
Speaker 1: Is there no merch? I'm not running.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I doubt it. We ain't got a
Speaker 3: dime from it, right, I'm still waiting on my merch money.
Speaker 3: But I think if you read this on air, it
Speaker 3: will be the push I need to become a Patreon subscriber.
Speaker 3: Comedy we just posted, Sidney. We have another Patreon episode
Speaker 3: to post today. Yes, yes, so we have. So we
Speaker 3: posted one last week. Okay, even though the request was
Speaker 3: for photos this.
Speaker 2: Week, I'm not gonna do that. Okay, not following directions.
Speaker 3: Oh wow. But but to give you a visual, I'm
Speaker 3: a hot af Jewish trans man with a multi step
Speaker 3: skincare routine five ten ten, and I got a pretty
Speaker 3: badass tattoo on my chest, so obviously i'm hashtag alternative
Speaker 3: and chilling. Also, I'm an accountant, financially stable, homeowner, single
Speaker 3: and ready to mingle. Can Sydney introduce me to her
Speaker 3: queer fem friends looking for cute dates with fun hotties
Speaker 3: in the NYC metro area. And no, I don't live
Speaker 3: in New Jerseys, so don't worry. Amen. Love you, Sydney,
Speaker 3: Marie and Andrew. You've truly helped me in my dark
Speaker 3: times more than you'll ever know.
Speaker 2: Ah, Sam, we do have merchants still available.
Speaker 1: Just for the record, we do have merch still available.
Speaker 1: It's on Tea Public.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, ky, yeah, we still have merch available. Tea Public, Babe,
Speaker 3: Tea Public, tea Republican Tea Public.
Speaker 1: When you search an unofficial expert merch it comes up.
Speaker 3: It's still there. Good Christian gang okay, financially stable homeowner
Speaker 3: also liars gonna lie.
Speaker 2: We love it.
Speaker 3: It was like girls, girl, I was gonna buy tickets,
Speaker 3: but there it's sold out.
Speaker 2: No it's not, but thank you. Well yeah it's sold out.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, but I'm saying like I'm saying other
Speaker 3: like you know, other stuff. Sorry, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, guys.
Speaker 3: Please keep sending us emails and sending us questions. You know,
Speaker 3: we love to see them and we love to read them.
Speaker 3: On the pod, but also the hotter you are and
Speaker 3: the hotter these photos are that you send us, the.
Speaker 2: Witter we get when we read your email. My neck
Speaker 2: is damp, okay, dripping, My neck is damp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's another way of me being like, I'm wet,
Speaker 3: but not my coachs just my.
Speaker 1: Neck while you're not.
Speaker 3: While your right Andrew, the people know, while your neck
Speaker 3: it's you know, my my comedy is awkward sometimes and
Speaker 3: that's just that was that's my joke. So okay, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: what are you guys looking forward to this week before
Speaker 3: we get out of here? So the people will have
Speaker 3: something to look forward to. Maybe next week. Me and
Speaker 3: Marie are going on an anniversary date on Friday. Is
Speaker 3: that our anniversary day? That's what we're gonna thought we
Speaker 3: were just going. Now it's our anniversary date. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: so be prepared to you know, bring a card with
Speaker 3: written words on it.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant like.
Speaker 3: A credit card. I was like, yeah, yeah, bring that
Speaker 3: to bitch. We're gonna go get food. We're gonna go
Speaker 3: get food too. We're gonna go on a date. Sydney
Speaker 3: and I are dressing up. I went on a date
Speaker 3: on Friday. Yeah, so that's what we're doing. We're gonna
Speaker 3: go get food and we're gonna, you know, we're gonna
Speaker 3: link elbows in the street.
Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: So excited anniversary date, Andrew. What are you looking forward
Speaker 3: to in the next compeau.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to seeing those pictures and seeing baby
Speaker 1: surviving the next week just for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, what's left that you have to do in
Speaker 3: the new apartment?
Speaker 2: You got to get new Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I need a TV, a TV stand. My living
Speaker 1: room is just like completely empty right now. I need
Speaker 1: to get soundproof windows. Do you have soundproof windows at
Speaker 1: your place?
Speaker 2: Soundproof?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You've never even heard of that.
Speaker 1: No, because like I live right off the avenue, a
Speaker 1: lot of old people up here, so a lot of ambulances.
Speaker 1: So they're coming through and it's like it is wild,
Speaker 1: and so the soundproof people are coming to soundproof my.
Speaker 2: What's the soundproof?
Speaker 1: They've put like like a window on top of my window,
Speaker 1: and so it's just like it says it cancels ninety
Speaker 1: five percent of the noise for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: So you can't open the window.
Speaker 1: So you can open and still like functions as a window.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, well Andrew, here's what you should do.
Speaker 3: Get your little Amazon wish list together and you will
Speaker 3: share it on the.
Speaker 2: Sunday A great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know the high stand so you know
Speaker 3: that Andrew have. But make sure you put everything that
Speaker 3: you actually need to make.
Speaker 2: Home of course happy. Yeah okay yea.
Speaker 3: Everything that you need that havel, the toys, the soap dispenser.
Speaker 1: Right, everything you know, thank you hi p.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's for the for the beige listeners listening anyway,
Speaker 3: by all the sexy people who listening. You know, we
Speaker 3: heart you down yes, keep keep keep saying in desks
Speaker 3: these letters and also the reviews. We need more reviews
Speaker 3: on iTunes. It's just insane. I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: We need more?
Speaker 2: Give us, give us more.
Speaker 3: I know people who have have like two thousand plus reviews.
Speaker 3: Do you not love us? Do you not have positive
Speaker 3: things to say about us? It's insane? M h okay,
Speaker 3: I mean hold on, let me read this last review
Speaker 3: before we go. Longtime listener love Sydney. Sydney seems to
Speaker 3: be getting a lot of flac lately, but depression is real.
Speaker 2: And good for her for continuing to stay on top.
Speaker 3: Of all her stuff. I love that she shares her
Speaker 3: vulnerability and humility with us. The pot is so vibrant
Speaker 3: and fun. I love the real talk, especially in the
Speaker 3: Marie and Sydney only episodes.
Speaker 2: There you Go, Babe. Ending on a positive note, my
Speaker 2: friend who's texting? No, I was reading I was reading the.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yah yeah yeah. I was like, that's
Speaker 3: what I was doing. Yeah yeah, I was reading it.
Speaker 3: But she was reading it.
Speaker 2: Too, No, I was.
Speaker 3: I was like I wanted to see what was else
Speaker 3: because I hadn't seen it. Wow, Marie, just say sorry
Speaker 3: because I wasn't texting no anyway.
Speaker 2: See you at the date on Friday.
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