WEBVTT - Why You on Facebook? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.359 Forever. Wow. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:11.200 Okay, Hello, Hey guys, what's going on? 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:17.960 Friends? For me? You know, I I just woke up, 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.239 you know, like maybe, well I got to the podcast 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.360 a little bit earlier than you, But yeah, I woke 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:28.240 up right before the pod, and you know, I gotta 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:32.440 start my day earlier. But right now, I'm allowing myself 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:37.280 to start it late. Speaking of it late, I woke 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:41.680 up and then late in the bed until five minutes 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:45.680 before the podcast was supposed to start. But I was 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.400 watching my phone the entire time, and I had time 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.040 to brush my teeth and make a smoothie. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.599 So really it's like, what is time? You know what 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:51.960 I mean? 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.200 Yeah? Wait, but you showed up late. And then you 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.640 also said that you didn't get the zoo. 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:57.560 I didn't get it. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.440 You did a Sydney was on the same email and 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:01.680 she showed up on time. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.120 Yeah, but you know what, Typically you send us an 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.320 email and you say, here's the zoom for the link 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.160 for today. When you sent it the second time, it 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.440 popped up under the ads the ads email. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.520 I figured that would that be easier if it was 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:15.560 just underneath, or. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.280 We don't click on the ads until we have to 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:17.640 read them. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.320 You'll be seeing a struggling the thing got co cook 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.920 can read, okay, But while I was pushing my teeth, 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:27.520 that was refreshing and refreshing, and I did not see it. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.240 But thank you for re sending it to me. Andrew 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.720 in the new apartment. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.520 Of course, Moving on, up, moving on. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.560 I love it. I love the move updates that you 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.280 had on Instagram. I mean I felt like I was there, 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:42.560 I felt like I was with you. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:47.240 It's it's a cute little area, lots of dogs, lots 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.800 of children. I don't know, it's just it's crazy. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.040 That ain't for park, That ain't for me, But I 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.320 could see that's cute. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:53.760 For you, right. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.240 It makes me want a dog or child? Who knows? 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.120 What do you think is less work a dog or 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:03.360 a baby? A puppy or a baby. I'm gonna say 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:07.480 a puppy, yeah, absolutely, a puppy is less work. Yeah, 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:11.680 because a baby, you gotta, like, you gotta watch more. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.680 They sleep, They sleep a lot, but like you gotta. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:20.760 Women have to pump every three hours. They have to 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:26.880 constantly pump. Yes, but not all women breastfeed one and two. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.800 A baby, you won't chew on your shoes while you're 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:33.200 taking a nap a dog. But realistically, if your baby 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.040 gets hit by a car or you're gonna go to jail, 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:37.600 but you're not gonna go to jail for the dog. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:43.519 So that's not that's not true animal precinct. They have act. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.520 Oh yes, I used to love me some animal precinct. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.480 They're going knock that. It would be like cops, but 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.520 for people who are negligent for their animals. Right, but 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:57.120 you said would be like cops, they're not cops. If 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.280 you if I throw a baby in front of a car, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:04.200 I'm going to jail. There's no nobody in a printed 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.760 sweater is shown up to the house like you're you know, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.320 we gotta we got some complaints. It's the cops that 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.360 are coming. But I mean, I don't know. White people 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.160 do care about animals sometimes. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.200 Yeah, now you could. 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:19.160 No, you can definitely go to jail if you are 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:25.520 neglecting and harming animals for sure. Okay, so what's animal 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.960 precincts is? Is that like Paul Patrol? Can you tell 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:28.760 people like. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.160 Well, that's a show. It's not a cartoon. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.800 It's a show. It's like it's legit like cops, but 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:40.200 for animals. And so when there's people who like will 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.760 have a whole horse and they backyard that they're not feeding. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.440 Ain't it ain't got no barn, no, no, no real 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:51.600 good grass. They have to come like people have made 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.800 enough complaints. They're like, sir, we have to arrest you. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:59.000 We've we've given you many chances to take care of 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.840 this horse. We're taking you to jail, and you're getting 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.120 a big ass fine. First of all, if you come 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:07.440 in a if animal Precinct is knocking on my door 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.200 about my horse, to citizens arrest me, I'm jumping on 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.920 my horse and riding into the sunset. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.280 Baby. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.960 Well, unfortunately the horse has been so neglected that there's 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:23.040 no iron or bones and they can't go anywhere. You 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.440 got this anemic pony in the backyard. Yeah, yeah, okay, 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:31.880 I get that exactly. People are so weird. People who 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.040 have like these like animals that are like not domesticated 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:36.760 or I don't know if that's the right word, but 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.680 it'll be somebody that has like a tiger in an 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.640 apartment building or a monkey in a in a mansion, 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:47.440 and it's like bubbles didn't want to be here. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:47.719 You know. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.120 People. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.200 The thing is is that people when I say people. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.640 I really just want to say Americans, I mean, we're 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.560 so bored. We're so bored, and we always have to 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:00.560 have something going on, and so a reg her cat 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.080 and dog is boring. So it's like I got a flex, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.560 I got a flex I have to have. You know 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:12.400 this Bengle Bengle cat that's almost a tiger that's always 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.080 attacking the neighbors like they need shit like that, And 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:21.240 it costs so much money, these these exotic animals. But 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:26.440 also they carry different diseases. Nobody's worried about that. Like 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.160 I was on my sister said me, there's an Instagram 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.600 page called the Dodo or something like that. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.359 That's what I'm always on the Dodo. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:37.159 And there's this lady got a beaver in her house 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.600 that be dipping in the lake and then dragging his 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.640 beaver body through It's not even a doggy door, it's 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:47.080 a beaver door, and she'd be hugging him. I saw 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.520 another lady has a prairie dog which looks like a 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:54.760 squirrel without a tail, and he on the duvet screaming. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.960 There's people that have these like exotic ass long cats 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.960 that you're like, that's just like an anorexic tiger. You're 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.400 not supposed to have that in your house. The stuff 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:09.680 that they eat is not what normal cats eat. It's 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.760 like chunks of meat that they dragon on the living 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.400 room couch. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:19.400 It's disgusting. It's like a it's like a local tiger king. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:23.640 That's what it is. They're doing tiger king locally, Yes, 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.800 farmed to table tiger king. Yes, it's it's disgusting. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.680 I'm like, you know, I have my cats, and I 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.000 think that's that's all I'm gonna do. I also would 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.880 like sometimes I want a dog, but that's not as 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.480 you want a dog. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.360 You had seven cats in that house. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:45.200 Anyways, Oh, Marie waiting, ha ha, you know, I forgot 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.640 to put this on the listed thing. But do you 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:53.159 know that they're still doing catfish and the episode that 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:57.240 I watched last night insanity, you. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:57.919 Excited about it. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:03.280 Somebody was using on catfish bitch bitch bitch. Okay. So 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.040 it was a woman like a kind of like an 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.839 older woman, not older, but I think she might be. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:13.040 I'm gonna say, thirty two, thirty two years old, okay, 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.200 thirty two old lady man, not old aarp. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.160 Let me finish, Let me finish. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.400 Okay. So she's got a son and everything, and she 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:25.920 had been talking to this guy named uh James on 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.800 you know, online or whatever for like over a year 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.080 and they would talk on the phone. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:34.400 For hours and you know he never never met because 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.520 they were in different. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.400 States, right, Yes, yes, obviously that's all. That's always the tea, 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.040 Like when someone lives far away. Instead of just hopping 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.040 on a plane or a greyhound, you're like, I'm just 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:50.720 gonna wait this out until until we have enough money 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.280 to see each other or something of that sort. So 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.480 and the woman has a kid, so she can't just leave. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.360 She can't just leave to go meet up with James. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:05.280 So then you know they get nev and the messy 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.680 boots that there's a black woman on catfish now that 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.720 helps him. You know, she's got another camera and she's 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.600 getting in and it's it's actually funny because she's there. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.960 She's like, no, we're gonna get the content that we need. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:22.200 So they show up to see James in some like 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:27.360 back of back of some apartment complex or whatever. James 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.160 is not a man. It is it is a woman, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.520 a young woman eighteen years old, and she's butch. But 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.920 they had spoke on the phone and the woman speaks 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:44.559 different than a grown man. No, but I mean listening 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.800 to this girl's voice, I'm like, I could see how 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:51.600 you thought it was like she's butch. Like she she's 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:56.360 got a stronger voice. AnyWho, we don't put a pin 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.640 in that, but okay, so or let's take the pin 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.839 out's but so she has a stronger voice. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.199 Yeah, it's Tony Braxton. 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:04.480 Butch. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:05.480 Am I butch? 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.840 What does that mean? You know, Acadney, I'm glad you 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.440 said it and not me because you stay trying to 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.600 politically correct animal patrol me when I say stuff on 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:19.120 this podcast. No, I mean you're if you're butch is 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:23.280 not a wrong term, Like you're saying somebody's butch. So 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.719 they have a man voice is not Like that's not 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:26.720 necessarily true. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.320 I feel like the same thing because I have like 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.520 a lilt to my voice. I have a gay voice, 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:32.400 and so like when I pick up the phone, it's 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:37.240 sometimes I do get like the miss or ma'm or whatever. Yeah, 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:41.600 it's like I feel like it's the same thing, right, Yeah, yes, yeah. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:45.880 She put The woman who's presented the young girl presents 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:49.040 as butch and looks like a dude, but is a woman. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:53.520 She's got her hair like shaves, but it's yeah, it's 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:57.840 it's a it's a girl. So then the woman who 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.360 came all the way to this, you know, Nebraska to 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.240 see James is like upset and crying and she's like, 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.000 you know, why would you do this? Why would you 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.680 do this me? We've been talking for like over a year, 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.400 you know, the same same story. She's like, I have 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.800 a son, why would you waste my time like that? 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.079 Like you know, I'm older, Like this is fucked and 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:24.520 then boom, Sarah McLachlan music. So, my my sister died 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:29.079 two years ago, and that's when I created this James profile, 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.720 and I just wanted friends. I just needed to talk 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:37.679 to people. And I wasn't thinking about hurting anyone. I 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:41.160 was hurting and I just needed, you know that that 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.880 love that I was missing from my sister, and so. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:49.839 Was her sister's name, James. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.440 Why why does she take on a whole other persona 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.000 exactly why did she take a whole other persona on 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.720 to find love that she's missing from her sister? And 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:02.000 it's okay, but wait, there's more, there's more, got it? 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.559 So then you know She's like, but we were saying 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.960 I love you all the time. He's like, yeah, like buddy, 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:12.280 say I love you. She's I that you I The 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:15.160 way that I'm saying I to say. The way I 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:16.920 was saying I love you had nothing to do with 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.560 fucking friendship. You knew I was coming. I was pulling 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:23.160 up to see you from far away. I'm not coming 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.040 to see a fucking pinpal bitch. Are you serious? Right? 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.400 So then you know, but we feel bad because one 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.920 it's an eighteen year old. No, no, I don't feel 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.880 bad for them. But okay, go ahead, I don't feel 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.880 bad for anyteen year old, so Nev. So Nev's like, yes, 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.360 you know because the girl, the young girl had been 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.840 talking to women and men. So she was like, I 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:46.600 just I was looking for friends. It didn't matter. No, no, no, 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.200 James was looking for friends. James was looking for friends exactly. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:54.600 I'm getting confused. So then Nev is like, yeah, but 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.800 you know, I actually think you you do have feelings 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.520 for I think her name is Charlene or something like, 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.360 of course it was naturally, you know, I think you 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:07.000 do have feelings for her. And she's like, no, I don't. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:11.000 I just wanted friends. I said the love you are 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:15.240 so cold blooded, so cold. I was like, there is 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:19.160 There was no empathy with the yeah I'm not she 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:22.040 was she said, I'm not interested, Like, yeah, that's not 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:23.080 my type. I'm good. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.640 But it's like, but you could have said that before 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:26.880 I booked my flight. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:30.800 You bitch. Yeah, you knew I was coming, you eighteen 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:36.199 year old county ass liar. My question is what were 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.160 they talking about every single day on the phone for 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:41.160 a year. James was making up a fake backstory about 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.200 working in the lumberman. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.000 James said he had kids. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.560 James said he had kids like the other way and 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.360 said his son died lies. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.800 Okay, so James is a psychopath. That's what. Yeah, that's 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:54.720 what I was thinking. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.480 That's what I was thinking, And I was at first, 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.160 I was like, how could this show be going on 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.240 for so Catfish was going on when I was in college, 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:07.560 and it's still running and people are still getting caught, 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.480 and I'm like, y'all have got to get something, do 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:11.319 something else. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.600 It hurts every time. Look, liars gonna lie. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.760 I actually have never seen Catfish, but I thought he 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.319 had gotten in trouble to host over something. So I 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.880 thought the show was canceled. This might have been an 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.239 old episode because you know, I was watching on Facebook 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:32.440 on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook? 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.520 Still? Sis you on Facebook? 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:39.560 Trying to pull a James on somebody? What's happening over? 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.280 Why are you on Facebook? That's a good title. Why 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.880 are you on Facebook? I don't know, I don't know. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.840 I am. I mean, we're gonna come back to Facebook. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:53.760 But I was dating a dude for like, I don't know, 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.120 maybe it was like almost a year. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.120 And when I was in college. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.280 The first thing that I would ask to do ude 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.000 is you know, well, how old are you and do 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.640 you have any kids? And he told me he didn't 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.960 have any children. And we would talk on the phone 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.000 every day, and I think I've told this story before. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.480 One day his number called me and I picked it 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:17.160 up and it was his child's mother and she was like, 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:18.680 I just want to know how you know him, and 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.920 I was like, oh, we're just friends. But he had 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:26.200 a kid, and I never heard the child in the background. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.560 I know, like he must have been in like a 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.520 panic room or something, but I never heard the kid 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.560 at all ever. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.240 And we would talk and I would ask him about 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:34.560 his day. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.920 He never once was like, oh my baby had an 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.800 ear infection. He just never he never mentioned this baby once. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.360 That's why that's why I hate you know, And this 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.400 is when I think you were talking to this dude 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.640 when social media wasn't as like prevalent as it is now. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.160 Like you said, liars are going to lie. So that's 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.040 why I hate social media, Like I wouldn't want to 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.520 meet people through you know, the apps or whatever, because 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.880 you can say anything, you can write anything, you can 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.720 say anything, you can meet up with, somebody claim you 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.280 somebody else like am I pulling out? Let me see 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.880 your ID, let me see your social security? Like I 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.040 don't know, And you just have to have the grace 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.800 and believe in humanity that this person is being honest 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.880 and people go lie. Yeah, but I think that's the 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.880 scariest thing for me as a G list celebrity out 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:33.400 in these streets as a straight person, is I don't 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:36.480 like when people know more about me than I know 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.440 about them before I date. You know, men, you know 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.320 how Google, I have seen that you know that you 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:45.640 did a joke on the twenty ninth of Mad Like, no, 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.600 I don't if you come at me with more information 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:52.440 about me that I've given you that I know about you, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:57.240 then I is drying my cat up completely. It's given 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:03.840 alo Vera dry. So I don't know how. I don't 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:09.240 know how, like actual celebrities date because I know they 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.000 be on Riot and they be on Hinge and they'll 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:14.640 be on Tinder and stuff. But like you watch somebody's 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.600 movie and you or you read their Wikipedia and you 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:21.200 like you know them, you think you know them, So 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:25.560 I don't know. I think that's it feels safer to 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:29.000 maybe lock somebody down now, you know, before we sell 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.160 the movies and the TV show. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.800 But then it's like true, it's true. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:33.760 But then it's like you sell that show, you sell 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:35.720 that movie, You're gonna be around more famous people and 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:36.760 you want to bang them too. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.840 So maybe maybe we need to pray on this. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:44.560 I don't know. I love people, but also I hate people, 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.480 so it's it's real hard for me to like meet 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:51.120 more famous people and actually trust them, you know, because 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:54.360 they have they already have this facade and they already 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.760 low key or delusional, and that's. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.720 The type of energy that I want people to be. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:05.800 Transparent, and I want people to not try to act like, oh, 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:09.720 I'm better than you know, some of the most fun 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.520 I've ever had was when I was broke, or me 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.439 and my friends didn't have a lot of money and 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.920 we just made it happen. When you're rich, good God 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.120 and a celebrity, I can't imagine. So what you're saying, 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.240 you're not gonna sign nobody's NDAs to hang out with 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.399 no celebrities, that's what you're saying. 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.280 I'm signing all the NDAs and I'm still gonna run 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:28.480 my mouth in the group chat. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.720 That's That's what I'm gonna do. Let me tell you 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.920 what to Beyonce's bathroom smells. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.600 Like, oh wait, and do you that? 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.920 Speaking of like people on dating apps, you know, Ben 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.240 Afflak was on. 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:47.520 Oh my God was on r I'm crying like athlic 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:55.040 what's his name, Athlac? What's his name? Is the Duck Insurance? 0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:00.320 Ben Affleck was on Riot and Match with a girl 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:03.399 and she and she didn't think it was him, and 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.680 he sent her a video like she unmatched him, Yeah, 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.600 she unmatched him, and he sent her a video like 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.439 why'd you unmatch me? And because she thought it was 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:16.480 not real, and then she posted it on TikTok and 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:19.280 then they were still been a cool seventeen eighteen because 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:23.639 grown women person on TikTok is giving. It's giving Leonardo 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:26.800 DiCaprio's baby girlfriend is what they were. They were writing 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:30.000 on Twitter letter like sis not sis, but Ben, if 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.239 you were looking for women your age, that wouldn't have 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:36.720 happened that part. But also maybe she unmatched him because 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:40.120 she knew it was Ben Affleck. Don't nobody want his uh? 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:44.560 Don't nobody want his ass? Ask Jennifer Gardner. I don't know. 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:47.679 I could see somebody wanting to like date him for clout, 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.920 but there were they were dragging this young girl. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:51.639 They were dragging her. 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:55.600 They were like people would do anything just for for 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.760 cloud and for attention, And I was like, no, I 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.879 think she really was like upset? Does she unmatched with 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.000 this guy thinking it wasn't really him? 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:10.639 M mm hmmm. You would have put that on TikTok? 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:12.239 You wouldn't you want to make a story about that? 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:15.720 A bitch? Absolutely, I absolutely would have talked about it. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:21.639 But I also am young, so that uh. But we 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:23.880 live in a time when people just want to be famous. 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:27.320 That's it. They don't care about anything else. Putting Ben 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.880 Affleck's video that he sent her up is is only 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:33.199 going to get her clicks and views and followers and 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:37.320 maybe a blue check. Like everyone is like, you know, 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.679 Chloe Kardashian is going through her mess with you know 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.480 that man that she thinks is her man and Tristan, 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.280 but like three different women have come out recently saying 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:53.120 that like he's their man too, And so somebody sent 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:55.240 her a young man is my man? 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:56.720 Is nor man? 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:00.639 Yeah? So she uh, she messaged some and asked them 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:02.680 one of the girls and asked her to keep it 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:06.720 between them, and the girl posted all the screenshots on Instagram. 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.879 Wait wait, hold on. Chloe said to keep it between 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:12.399 us please and please keep this between us, and the 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:17.760 girl was like, ah, screenshot her phone screen with the 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:21.119 conversation with it says, please cring this between us. And 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:22.800 then another one of the girls was like, we can 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:25.879 message on snapchat if that makes you feel safer. But 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:29.119 then she's tagging Chloe and everything that she's saying about 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:32.600 the conversation that is just I don't know, y'all gotta 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:36.120 pick y'all battles, yo, what's the battle? What's the battle here? 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:40.320 The battle is yes, this is hot tea and it's 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:45.679 it's like it's in a way, it's like comical. I'm like, 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:48.000 this is funny, Like you're your man is out here 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:50.680 in the streets. You're so famous, he still can't keep 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:54.280 his dick in his pants and he knows that anybody 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.680 can find out about this, and he's still doing it. 0:20:56.920 --> 0:21:01.200 But there's a part of me that's like, yeah, Chloe 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:03.879 is still a person, Like I wouldn't even want to 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.240 do that to like a non famous woman. 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.520 I think it's tacky. Cheating is tacky. 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.040 Is that what you're saying? Cheating is tacky? But I 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.879 wouldn't want to blast it everywhere. I would. I would 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.960 want to, like, okay, we talk between each other or whatever, 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.919 but she said keep it between us, and I would. 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:21.600