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Speaker 1: Forever. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, Hey guys, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Friends? For me? You know, I I just woke up,

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Speaker 3: you know, like maybe, well I got to the podcast

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Speaker 3: a little bit earlier than you, But yeah, I woke

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Speaker 3: up right before the pod, and you know, I gotta

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Speaker 3: start my day earlier. But right now, I'm allowing myself

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Speaker 3: to start it late. Speaking of it late, I woke

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Speaker 3: up and then late in the bed until five minutes

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Speaker 3: before the podcast was supposed to start. But I was

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Speaker 3: watching my phone the entire time, and I had time

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Speaker 2: So really it's like, what is time? You know what

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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, but you showed up late. And then you

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Speaker 1: also said that you didn't get the zoo.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get it.

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Speaker 1: You did a Sydney was on the same email and

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Speaker 1: she showed up on time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, Typically you send us an

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Speaker 3: email and you say, here's the zoom for the link

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Speaker 3: for today. When you sent it the second time, it

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Speaker 3: popped up under the ads the ads email.

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Speaker 1: I figured that would that be easier if it was

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Speaker 2: We don't click on the ads until we have to

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Speaker 2: read them.

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Speaker 3: You'll be seeing a struggling the thing got co cook

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Speaker 3: can read, okay, But while I was pushing my teeth,

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Speaker 3: that was refreshing and refreshing, and I did not see it.

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Speaker 3: But thank you for re sending it to me. Andrew

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Speaker 3: in the new apartment.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Moving on, up, moving on.

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Speaker 3: I love it. I love the move updates that you

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Speaker 3: had on Instagram. I mean I felt like I was there,

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Speaker 3: I felt like I was with you.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a cute little area, lots of dogs, lots

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Speaker 1: of children. I don't know, it's just it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That ain't for park, That ain't for me, But I

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Speaker 2: could see that's cute.

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Speaker 4: For you, right.

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Speaker 1: It makes me want a dog or child? Who knows?

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Speaker 3: What do you think is less work a dog or

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Speaker 3: a puppy, yeah, absolutely, a puppy is less work. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because a baby, you gotta, like, you gotta watch more.

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Speaker 3: They sleep, They sleep a lot, but like you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Women have to pump every three hours. They have to

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Speaker 3: constantly pump. Yes, but not all women breastfeed one and two.

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Speaker 3: A baby, you won't chew on your shoes while you're

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Speaker 3: taking a nap a dog. But realistically, if your baby

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Speaker 3: gets hit by a car or you're gonna go to jail,

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Speaker 3: but you're not gonna go to jail for the dog.

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Speaker 3: So that's not that's not true animal precinct. They have act.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I used to love me some animal precinct.

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Speaker 3: They're going knock that. It would be like cops, but

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Speaker 3: for people who are negligent for their animals. Right, but

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Speaker 3: you said would be like cops, they're not cops. If

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Speaker 3: you if I throw a baby in front of a car,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to jail. There's no nobody in a printed

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Speaker 3: sweater is shown up to the house like you're you know,

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Speaker 3: we gotta we got some complaints. It's the cops that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now you could.

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Speaker 3: No, you can definitely go to jail if you are

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Speaker 3: neglecting and harming animals for sure. Okay, so what's animal

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Speaker 3: precincts is? Is that like Paul Patrol? Can you tell

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a show. It's not a cartoon.

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Speaker 3: It's a show. It's like it's legit like cops, but

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Speaker 3: for animals. And so when there's people who like will

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Speaker 3: enough complaints. They're like, sir, we have to arrest you.

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Speaker 3: We've we've given you many chances to take care of

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Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately the horse has been so neglected that there's

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Speaker 3: The thing is is that people when I say people.

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Speaker 3: this Bengle Bengle cat that's almost a tiger that's always

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Speaker 3: I was on my sister said me, there's an Instagram

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm always on the Dodo.

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Speaker 3: And there's this lady got a beaver in her house

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Speaker 3: another lady has a prairie dog which looks like a

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Speaker 3: There's people that have these like exotic ass long cats

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Speaker 2: It's disgusting. It's like a it's like a local tiger king.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is. They're doing tiger king locally, Yes,

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Speaker 2: farmed to table tiger king. Yes, it's it's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, I have my cats, and I

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Speaker 2: You had seven cats in that house.

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Speaker 3: to put this on the listed thing. But do you

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Speaker 3: know that they're still doing catfish and the episode that

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Speaker 3: I watched last night insanity, you.

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Speaker 2: Excited about it.

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Speaker 3: Somebody was using on catfish bitch bitch bitch. Okay. So

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Speaker 2: Let me finish, Let me finish.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So she's got a son and everything, and she

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Speaker 2: For hours and you know he never never met because

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Speaker 3: States, right, Yes, yes, obviously that's all. That's always the tea,

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Speaker 3: Like when someone lives far away. Instead of just hopping

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Speaker 3: So then you know they get nev and the messy

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Speaker 3: a young woman eighteen years old, and she's butch. But

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Tony Braxton.

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Speaker 3: Butch.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean? You know, Acadney, I'm glad you

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Speaker 3: see James is like upset and crying and she's like,

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Speaker 3: then boom, Sarah McLachlan music. So, my my sister died

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Speaker 2: Was her sister's name, James.

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Speaker 3: Why why does she take on a whole other persona

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Speaker 3: exactly why did she take a whole other persona on

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Speaker 3: to find love that she's missing from her sister? And

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Speaker 3: So then you know She's like, but we were saying

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Speaker 3: say I love you. She's I that you I The

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Speaker 3: way that I'm saying I to say. The way I

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Speaker 3: fucking friendship. You knew I was coming. I was pulling

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Speaker 3: to see a fucking pinpal bitch. Are you serious? Right?

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Speaker 3: So then you know, but we feel bad because one

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Speaker 3: Trying to pull a James on somebody? What's happening over?

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Speaker 3: Why are you on Facebook? That's a good title. Why

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Speaker 3: then I is drying my cat up completely. It's given

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Speaker 3: know how, like actual celebrities date because I know they

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that's it feels safer to

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Speaker 3: But then it's like you sell that show, you sell

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Speaker 3: that movie, You're gonna be around more famous people and

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Speaker 2: The type of energy that I want people to be.

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Speaker 2: I'm signing all the NDAs and I'm still gonna run

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Speaker 3: That's That's what I'm gonna do. Let me tell you

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Speaker 2: Like, oh wait, and do you that?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of like people on dating apps, you know, Ben

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Speaker 2: Oh my God was on r I'm crying like athlic

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Speaker 2: Don't nobody want his ass? Ask Jennifer Gardner. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I could see somebody wanting to like date him for clout,

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Speaker 2: M mm hmmm. You would have put that on TikTok?

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't you want to make a story about that?

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Speaker 3: But I also am young, so that uh. But we

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Speaker 3: Affleck's video that he sent her up is is only

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Speaker 3: The battle is yes, this is hot tea and it's

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Speaker 3: it's like it's in a way, it's like comical. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: But there's a part of me that's like, yeah, Chloe

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Speaker 2: I think it's tacky. Cheating is tacky.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying? Cheating is tacky? But I

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Speaker 3: I would tell my friends, But I'm not putting it

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Speaker 3: much credit. They know who Tristan is, they know who

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Speaker 3: Kiloe is when they meet him and they have sex

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Speaker 3: with him. Some of them raw, it's not Chloe's a person,

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Speaker 3: it's oh my god, Tristan Thompson. I might I might

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Speaker 3: trap me a basketball player. I might be on the

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Speaker 3: Like women, we drag men all the time because we

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Speaker 3: Look at James. You know it's and now it's like

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Speaker 2: And that's sad.

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Speaker 3: That's sad. I'm like, there's there's gotta be where's where

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Speaker 3: we draw on the line. For me, it just puts

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Speaker 3: And I I don't like it one bit. Like that

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Speaker 3: even want I don't know. I just I wouldn't want

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Speaker 3: He's young, and he's famous, and he's rich, and he's attractive,

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Speaker 3: and he's Jamaican. He's Jamaican, right, he's that. I was

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Speaker 3: that he is Jamaican. Jamaican's going Jamaican, Babe. Jamaicans be

434
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: Jamaican in Jamake me want to cheat, babe, Like that's

435
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 3: that's what they do. So and I'm not saying that

436
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 3: they all cheat, but they like to have six So yes,

437
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 3: we'll Sydney Man be getting it down, maybe.

438
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 2: Laying it down, and then they lie about it, so

439
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: you know.

440
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 3: And also obviously not one hundred percent of y'all, at

441
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 3: least ninety eight point nine three percent of y'all, so

442
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 3: that wait, wait wait, speaking of percentages, you know, I

443
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 3: dabble on the Robin Hood app with my stocks and stuff. Yeah,

444
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 3: and this morning I woke up and I was looking

445
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 3: and I was like, uh, the Peloton stock was plummeting.

446
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 3: It had been falling for the last couple of days.

447
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 3: But I was like, it's gonna go back up. It's

448
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 3: gonna go back up because it was like one hundred

449
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 3: something dollars when I bought, when I got a share,

450
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 3: and today it was like eighty something. And I was like, ah, well,

451
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 3: if it goes back up to ninety, I'll sell it

452
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: and it hit ninety for us split second, and I

453
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 3: was like, well, let me see it a hit ninety one,

454
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 3: because that's how I do my stock. Stuff went down

455
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 3: in eighty seven, I said, beach when you get out

456
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: of here. And then it came out that somebody died

457
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 3: on a peloton the treadmill, the treadmill, right, but kids

458
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 3: are getting like trapped underneath it, and like twenty three

459
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 3: people have been injured.

460
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: But it's like treadmills have been in people's houses forever.

461
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's so special about this peloton treadmill that people

462
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: are like children are dying?

463
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do they mess up the treadmill? That bad

464
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: mess up a treadmill? Wait? What is actually happening to

465
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: people's bodies with these treadmills?

466
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Speaker 2: I think the kids are first, I don't know.

467
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,719
Speaker 3: I think the treadmills are running and the kids are

468
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: I don't know, getting underneath them, And I don't have

469
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: no idea.

470
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: That seems like Learney tunes to me.

471
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, get your fucking put your kids somewhere when

472
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: you're about to be on the treadmill. That part that part, babe,

473
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 3: or or wait, the kids are meddling with the treadmill

474
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 3: and they turn it and on and then they're getting

475
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Speaker 3: trapped underneath.

476
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 2: I do first of all, sounds like it's the kids.

477
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: How long, thank you friend? But how long is your baby?

478
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 3: That they can reach the top of the peloton but

479
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 3: also get sucked under the bottom of the peloton because

480
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 3: the buttons are like you got to stand on it

481
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 3: and like so oh no, Sydney, you buying stocks? Uh

482
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 3: Mina is always talking about it, and it makes me

483
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 3: feel like, damn, I should dip my feet into it.

484
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 3: I should get all the way wet wop wop it

485
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 3: up with stocks, wopstocks, wopstocks. That's a good title.

486
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 1: I knew it was coming. Oay.

487
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if you listened to last week's episode,

488
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 3: but everything I said, she was like, that's.

489
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: A good time, that's a good that's a good title.

490
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah girl, No, but you made us wait. You made

491
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: us wait for what the actual title was, and I

492
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: love it.

493
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: It's important to make people wait, you know.

494
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Sydney, like a few minutes it was like, no, people,

495
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: that's they.

496
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 3: Listen and they figure it out. No, no, no, it should

497
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 3: be that okay, all right, m hmm. I have no

498
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 3: fucking shame, and I don't video shows getting caught under

499
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 3: Piloton treadmill.

500
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: Well I can.

501
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 3: Let's see the video. Let's see the video. Okay, Well

502
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: I need you to see the video and what it

503
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 3: looks like.

504
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 2: Old let me audio.

505
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: You know it's gonna be an AD that place first. Yeah,

506
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 3: there's an AD. So we have a commercial break. Some

507
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 3: black lady jogging, you know, workout here.

508
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 2: We'll get back to that.

509
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. And but also a Peloton, A Peloton

510
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 3: dreadmill is not cheap. How much does that cost? Well,

511
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: the regular Peloton is the bike is at least two thousand, Yeah,

512
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 3: twenty five hundred dollars. Damn. I wish I had a

513
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: Peloton so you can get rid of your cats, kill

514
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: them accidentally. I mean, isn't a cat basically a baby

515
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 3: with an attitude? You know what?

516
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: You might be right, but no, I wouldn't want to

517
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: do the treadmill.

518
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,239
Speaker 3: I would want to do the bike because they got

519
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 3: all those classes and they made me look like fun.

520
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 3: What happened? Marie? A Peloton treadmill is forty two hundred dollars.

521
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 2: Forty two hundred dollars to kill your child that sounds

522
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: like a steal.

523
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: Yo.

524
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 2: We're talking about killing babies a.

525
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: Lot on.

526
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 3: Killing babies. That's the title thing you Okay, okay. So

527
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: there's two kids playing on the treadmill. One is on

528
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 3: it and the other one is on the outside of it,

529
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: and she was walking on it and oh and the

530
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: baby gets sucked under not like their arms are stuck

531
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Speaker 3: under the treadmill and their face is loud, you know,

532
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 3: the treadmill is like fuck. So I guess the treadmill

533
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: doesn't have to be on for people.

534
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 2: To get pulled underneath.

535
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

536
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

537
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah, it's got to go. Throw the

538
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 3: whole thing away. I'm all set, we're real, We're good

539
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: on that.

540
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: Well, let me see how what the share price.

541
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: Is now, because because I really was like, ah, let

542
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 3: me see if you pops, it's not gonna pop back up.

543
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: When I heard that somebody died, I was like, oh,

544
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: it's it's over for them. It's over for them.

545
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 3: I mean, the peloton is gonna be fine because you know,

546
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: white women want to do what they do and staying

547
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 3: in shape, and it's it's trendy. It's because you could

548
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 3: get any type of treadmill or bike, but it's Peloton

549
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: because Track Noder Track is still out here making bikes

550
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: and they cost you know, three thousand dollars. Is that so?

551
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

552
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 3: I didn't even realize treadmills cost so much money. But

553
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 3: you know what, Peloton was already going to start to

554
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 3: see a decline in sales because gyms are opened back

555
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: up and people are going outside to work out again.

556
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: So and also it's a white women's babies that are dying.

557
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 3: So whether they like a Peloton or not, they I

558
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 3: think also like their little pink cheeked children more. All right,

559
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 3: we have another fabulous thing on the list, Bill, I really,

560
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: I really wish you would have just said it and

561
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 3: not okay, knowledge all right, what can you cut that out? Yes, Andrew, No,

562
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 3: you could cut it out.

563
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: You could cut it out in conflicting instructions.

564
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: Cut it out. You're gonna do it again, Sydney. That's

565
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: why I'm telling him, I'm not.

566
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 3: I'm not.

567
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think I want to cut

568
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: it out.

569
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 3: It's getting two against one, okay.

570
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 2: So, but.

571
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: Because now we're talking about it so much, and this

572
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: is also content, I.

573
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 3: Don't I thought we talked about what you think is

574
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: content does not feel good for me. So thank you so.

575
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: Much, Sydney.

576
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 3: We've been doing segues for the last four years and

577
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 3: this is how you do them. So people can change also,

578
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 3: but you but you have not yet, babe, is what

579
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying.

580
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: All Right, what's next on the list, Sydney?

581
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: What's next on the list?

582
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 3: Is my ass?

583
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: Is that an episode title.

584
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 3: Bill? Bill Gates divorces, Well, he gets divorced by his

585
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: wife Melinda, And uh, you know, everybody had all the

586
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 3: jokes because you know they're they're out there, they're out

587
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: cheer now billionaires out on the market.

588
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: Can you believe it? They were together for twenty seven years.

589
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: Bill Gates is worth one hundred and thirty point five

590
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: billion dollars and they ain't got no prenup. Nope, they

591
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: have no prenup. But she asked for no spousal support.

592
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: But she's gonna get half you think if not, If

593
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: not half, she's gonna get a couple billion dollars. So

594
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: what she needs spousal support for? Yeah? Like, but Bill

595
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: Gates is not the richest person anymore.

596
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: Uh.

597
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 3: Jeff bizeus one nine one hundred ninety seven billion Elon

598
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 3: Musk with his little weird face one hundred and sixty

599
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 3: eight billion, and then you know Mark Zuckerberg one hundred

600
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: and seventeen. Why y'all need so many billions of dollars?

601
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm just asking for a crumb, bill a crumb. Money

602
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 3: is good, It's not like it's a bad thing to have.

603
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: Money is the root of all evil. That's what people

604
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 3: who ain't got no money saying. I remember I used

605
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: to You're saying money is good, but I think money

606
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: is actually bad. I used to.

607
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: See Bill Gates all the time when I lived in Chelsea.

608
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: As I was walking to the laundromat with my like

609
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: basket of laundry, and I was like, are you kidding me? Like,

610
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: you're just watching me?

611
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: Wait, how did you know it was Bill Gates? Yeah?

612
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: I was like, and not some other nerdy white he.

613
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: Looks like any no, you would recognize Bill Gates.

614
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: He looks real pedestrian, honey, I'm sorry.

615
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean I like, also lived very close

616
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: to the Google headquarters. You know he frequents there. Obviously

617
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: I believe that it was him.

618
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: And he would be walking while you were doing your laundry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he likes to be on his

620
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: feet a little bit.

621
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is doesn't sound like a billionaire type of thing.

622
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 3: He's just walking.

623
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Speaker 2: It does sound like it sounds like a beige billionaire for.

624
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: That energy.

625
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna run around the corner get a coffee.

626
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 2: Anybody need anything?

627
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: That?

628
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 3: Okay, friends, whatever, whatever y'all say, I'm sure it was him.

629
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Speaker 3: I'm not so. Andrew, were you ever walking by Bill

630
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 3: Gates with your laundry and like a pair of your

631
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: dirty draws fill.

632
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: And it's like, let me help you his feet? Yeah,

633
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: so just find me with like an in unit laundry, please,

634
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: Bill Gates?

635
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 2: Do you have laundry in.

636
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: The I don't have it in the unit. I have

637
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: it in the building. So that's an upgrade that.

638
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bill Gates not hot, not hot. If I saw

639
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 3: him on Rio. Matter of fact, let me say, I'm

640
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 3: gonna make Bill Gates photo the lock screen on my phone,

641
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 3: so if I see him on any of these apps,

642
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: I will not unmatch him like cisted Ben Affleck because.

643
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: It's crazy because he.

644
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 3: Is not attractive and neither is she. So it's like,

645
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 3: is that how billionaires look? Is that the prototype for billionaires. No,

646
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: but maybe ugly people work harder than hot people around

647
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: in life.

648
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 2: Hold on, don't I said, hold on now?

649
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now, okay, maybe ugly people work harder

650
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: than hot people to get ahead in life. And that's

651
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 3: why so many successful men in particular are ugly. The

652
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: rich ones, all the top rich people in the world,

653
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 3: they not attracted. I don't think that people shouldn't be down.

654
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't think that he's ugly. I think he has

655
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: a very kind face and kind smile.

656
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 3: I don't think he says what Andrew, if somebody described

657
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: you as kind when I was like, how he looks? Oh?

658
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 3: He kind?

659
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: That is saying that all billionaires are like the scum

660
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 1: of the earth.

661
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 2: I do know.

662
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 3: I didn't call him scum.

663
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 2: I called him ugly. That's there's difference.

664
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: Okay, it's different.

665
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 2: Ugly people are usually nice.

666
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So how many clicks away is scum from ugly

667
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: for you?

668
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: Well, when I think scum, I think I'm going back

669
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 3: to James on catfish.

670
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, scum is like a bad person. Bill Gates is

671
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: not scum.

672
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 3: They they got you know, they feel a thrapthropic or

673
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 3: whatever the hell that word is. And they You know,

674
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: he does have a kind face, but he also kind

675
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 3: of looks like a pelican, like a kind of like

676
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: a bird.

677
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's giving that Rio movie. Well, he's an older man,

678
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: so it's like, what do you want from him?

679
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 3: What do you really want?

680
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 2: What do I want from him?

681
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 3: About thirty billion dollars? That's all I want from Bill Gates.

682
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 3: But when I look at pictures of him from when

683
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: he as a kid, a kid younger, he still kind

684
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: of had a bird face. You know, I think Melinda

685
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 3: is really gay.

686
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 2: She gets she's.

687
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 3: Given me top energy, top energy less she was strap

688
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 3: pull out your strap, she's got it.

689
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 2: Maybe she was topping Bill.

690
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 3: She does look like my gym teacher from sixth grade,

691
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: missus what's her face? And she was a lesbian. If

692
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: she comes out six months later with a woman, I

693
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 3: wouldn't be surprised. I mean, Sis is a billionaire. Let

694
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 3: her live her uh her rich gay life? No yeah, no, dude.

695
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 2: And also, you can be with a woman and not

696
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 2: be gay.

697
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 3: Please explain that, Sis, because I don't understand that she

698
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 3: comes out in a couple months with a woman.

699
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: She's not gay.

700
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 3: She could she could be Polly.

701
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what that word means.

702
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: This in this context, No, Polly means that you can

703
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 3: hook up with more than one person. You're in multiple relationships.

704
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: So what that got to do with her?

705
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: What's the what's what's the one that's uh that you

706
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: know that Janelle Monet said that she was pan sexual. Yeah, yeah,

707
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 3: she could be pan sexual. That's what it is.

708
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: She's pan sexual because she dated a man and now

709
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: she's dating a woman.

710
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: No, pan sexual means that you're you're connected to people's

711
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 3: vibes and personalities. It has nothing to do with their gender.

712
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

713
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 3: But if we see Melinda Gates with a woman, you

714
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 3: go and just assume she pan sexual.

715
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 2: Assist, that's what you're.

716
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 3: Saying to me. She's a billionaire, she could be whatever

717
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: she wants, and she might not want labels, she might

718
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: not want to be labeled. Okay, Sydney, thanks for that.

719
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 3: But when it it's interesting because when Bill Gates came

720
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 3: out as when this's the divorce stuff dropped, When the

721
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: divorce album dropped, people were.

722
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh my, hey, Bill, me sliding in Bill's dms. But

723
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: when Queen Elizabeth's you know, little cripkeeper man Dad, people

724
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: weren't sliding in the Queen's dms?

725
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: Were they Yes?

726
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: They were? Now I saw that.

727
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 3: I mean she don't even have Andrew.

728
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: I saw people like making jokes about like Queen Elizabeth

729
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: at the club this summer and everything, and like seeing

730
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: if that she was saying, you know, it's fun. I

731
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: think it was pretty even across the board.

732
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: They're sliding the don't think so they'll slide into her.

733
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 3: Facebook's exactly the face the Facebook messenger, Honey, Sidney is

734
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 3: the mayor of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, put me in, coach,

735
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 3: put me in Sidney. What are people even talking about

736
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 3: on Facebook right now? Like, yoh, the age of thirty

737
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 3: is on Facebook? Marie. It is too much like it

738
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: is literally like flicking the TV like multiple channelers. It

739
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: has everything and anything, like they do videos. They have videos.

740
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 3: So sometimes I'll see clips of love and hip hop.

741
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: There's clips of Windy, there's clips of Catfish, there's you know,

742
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: they're doing makeup tutorials.

743
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 2: There's people having who's posting this stuff? Everybody's moms because no,

744
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 2: it's just everybody. Every It's just different people.

745
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: Girl, h It's anything and everything, and y'all, y'all are

746
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 3: making it limited to like older people, but young people

747
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 3: are on there too.

748
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: Don't be fooled. They're just not telling anybody they have shame.

749
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: You don't, I don't.

750
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: I don't.

751
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 2: Well that's why you know. The mental illness is real.

752
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: It's just like, get off Facebook, girl, Go watch a show.

753
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 3: Watch a damn show, a real show on TV. Watch

754
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: Hustlin's Cabaret, which I am watching.

755
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, interesting, it is crazy.

756
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have never I've seen so many

757
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 3: dry ass cracks and kuchie lips in my life.

758
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: They're posting ass cracks and couchie lips.

759
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: Well, it's on Zeus, so it's in. It's a it's

760
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 3: a network. But right where does one get Zuus. You

761
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 3: gotta get the subscription. You gotta pay for the subscription.

762
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: So it's online. It's online. Yeah, you can get zeus.

763
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 3: H My good sister Lacey Mosley gave me her log

764
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: in thank you so much ruining my life. I love it,

765
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: but god, it is insane. Hustline is from Love and

766
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: Hip Hop. If y'all don't know, she used to date

767
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: DBJ and they have a baby together, and now she

768
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: is recruiting women to start her strip club or like

769
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 3: these women to be with her while like stripping. I

770
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: don't know, it's it's very odd and it feels very

771
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: you know, group homish.

772
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: But the content is superb. Double homicide. Yes, that's our

773
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 2: dablehamicide is rubb. It's so good. It's such a good

774
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 2: clip and it's so woo.

775
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 3: I've never seen people just like show their vaginas besides

776
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 3: me on the pod. Oh yeah, God, people are really

777
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 3: showing everything on there.

778
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 2: It's nuts.

779
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 3: Wait, so she's trying to open up her own little

780
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 3: pea valley the pink.

781
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 4: Ye.

782
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: The show is Jocelene just trying to recruit strippers. Yes,

783
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 2: so she's making them do like challenges, yes, like he

784
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: is next to the stripper Flavor of Love. Yes, yes,

785
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 2: it's crazy.

786
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 3: The girls are fighting, they're fighting for Hasteleen for the

787
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: number one spot, and then they're like, oh, the bottom bitch.

788
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 3: Now it feels like pimping. They also use the term

789
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 3: the bottom bitch, which is like, this is the girl

790
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: who's like, you know, underneath Hastling or Joscelyn or whatever.

791
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: And it's just it's all weird. It's very problematic and

792
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 3: also misogynistic, but I mean it's comedy it's TV. So

793
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: she's shown up in a strip club, but she's only

794
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 3: looking for one stripper. I don't understand what's happening with it.

795
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 3: It's a whole bunch of girls, and so they slim

796
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 3: down to like, I don't know, maybe like ten and

797
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: all ten of them win. No, Yes, we'll come in. Yeah, hmm, interesting, Sydney.

798
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,479
Speaker 3: We could have came up with that concept for a show.

799
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 3: We could could I could have we could have looked

800
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 3: for the top strippers in America, hottest baddies in America,

801
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: and we could have, you know, like didn't Paris Hilton

802
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 3: have a show where she was looking for a best friend? Yeah,

803
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 3: we could have had that, but it would be like,

804
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 3: you know, like a hot third you know, with somebody

805
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 3: to take thoudy photos with. The problem is is that

806
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 3: Jocelyn is It's not a problem. Sorry, let me retract.

807
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 3: The thing is is that Jocelyn is also a stripper.

808
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 3: We would have, like, in order for it to be

809
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 3: the same vibe as her show, we would also want

810
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: to be strippers. And I don't see that for us.

811
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 3: I just but she's not a stripper anymore. She hasn't

812
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 3: been a stripper since she started making them. Mona scot Checks.

813
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 3: No girl, she's in the show, she's stripping. She's danced,

814
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: because that's what the show is about. But she's not

815
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: like Cardi b used to be a stripper. She's not

816
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 3: stripper anymore. But when she like opens up the club,

817
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: she's she's a stripper. She's the main girl. Honestly, if

818
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 3: she was smart, she would strip at her new club

819
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 3: because she's the person people want to see naked. So

820
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 3: if you want to see her naked, just go on zeus,

821
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 3: just log in. She told Wendy Williams, it's the number

822
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: one show in the country and we were like, you

823
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 3: mean the number one, number one show on zeus.

824
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, I heard she was dragging Wendy Williams for

825
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 2: some comment that she made.

826
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 3: It was great. We laughed.

827
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 2: We laughed so hard.

828
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 3: So what does Aunty Wendy do in these days? Because

829
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: you know, the last couple things that I had seen

830
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 3: it looked like she was doing pretty bad. So how

831
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 3: Wendy look was the wig doing?

832
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: She had a dating like a dating show with in

833
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Wendy where like she had three like bachelors zoom in

834
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: and there was like one guy that she really hit

835
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 1: it off with and so I think that she's still

836
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: with him.

837
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 3: What what kind of meant was it? Was it like

838
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: Beyonce's dad was it?

839
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: It was like one guy? So there were it was two,

840
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: two black guys, one white guy. The white guy was

841
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: friends with Mario Lopez and was like, uh, like, I

842
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: think that you'd be a good fit for Wendy Williams

843
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: to be with. And of course he won. Uh, and

844
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: so he's, you know, just living it up with Wendy.

845
00:44:59,040 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: Now.

846
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 3: The white guy a white guy one, yes, No, Well

847
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 3: looked like did he look like Bill Gates?

848
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't look like Bill Gates. He just

849
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: I think he's like, uh, he's a contractor. He works

850
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 1: on homes.

851
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 2: You know, he's just so he's wearing a hat. He's

852
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 2: got a hard hat on.

853
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay.

854
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 3: I think the thing is is that Wendy is not

855
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 3: gonna let up. It doesn't matter if she's well or unwell,

856
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 3: capable or not.

857
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: She's gonna keep the show going.

858
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 3: And you know, there's times where she's just gonna have

859
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 3: low moments where you could just tell that she's very off,

860
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 3: and there's there's days where she's like she's got it,

861
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: and that's how it goes. It's it's very you. When

862
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 3: you have a very like an outstanding, long standing show

863
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: in cable or whatever cable network, You're gonna have good

864
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 3: days and bad days, your health is gonna deteriorate or whatever.

865
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: And it's like, that's that's not that's not the case

866
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: with everybody who's on TV. If that's not true. Everybody, Yes,

867
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 3: you don't have good days and bad days. But Wendy's

868
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 3: bad days. You remember she fainted at the Statue of Liberty. Remember,

869
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 3: people were like, she's slurring her words. I think she

870
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 3: might be awesome. And then there's like Kelly and Ryan

871
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 3: not doing that you know, will be in the moo

872
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 3: drive you whatever.

873
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 2: They not doing that.

874
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: Ryan like had like this time last year, was hosting

875
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: something like because like you know, he's like working from

876
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: the minute that he wakes up until like you know,

877
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: he works twenty four hours a day, and so like

878
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: people thought that he was potentially having a stroke on

879
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: Live TV when he was like slurring his words hosting

880
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: this thing for Disney. And I think that like Ryan

881
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: and Wendy have that like in common where they just

882
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: work until like their bodies can't even like function anymore.

883
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: I think that they work way too hard.

884
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 2: There's people like that. There's tons of people like that.

885
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 2: Ryan secrets slurring words. He might have also been on something.

886
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 3: Babe, Well, why does it have to be that, because

887
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 3: we always assume stroke. But sometimes yes, people do work very,

888
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 3: very hard, and they're like, all right, in order for

889
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 3: me to sleep tonight, I have to take some uh

890
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 3: like sleeping something to sleep, and then they wake up

891
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 3: and they groggy and they sleurn their words. It could

892
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: be that simple, you know. Okay, well, maybe he has

893
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: some Tilan on PM the night before PM for like babies.

894
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest, who has who's worth hundreds of millions of

895
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 3: dollars is doesn't have better stuff in his house to

896
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 3: make him sleep than Thailand.

897
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: All PM.

898
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 3: Tilan on PM will knock you the fuck out. I

899
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 3: don't care what anybody says. That shit is strong. He

900
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 3: was sipping lean before the show, allegedly. You know, he

901
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 3: got to be up at five am, alleged at work

902
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 3: at five am allegedly, yes, yes, yes, allegedly.

903
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 2: Okay, So I feel like.

904
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: We hit what we wanted to hit, But now I

905
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 3: feel like I really want to talk about one of

906
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 3: these listener emails that we got the other day. Okay, Sydney.

907
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: It says Sally from at X and they say, Hi, guys,

908
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 3: I wanted to drop into the inbox so you guys

909
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 3: could gass me up as well. You know what they say,

910
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: The unofficial expert listeners are always hot. I'm a photographer,

911
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 3: so I took all these shots. If you ever need

912
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: a gay Twitter expert, hit me up. My Twitter where

913
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 3: I post my body yard yati is at Sally dime

914
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 3: s O L L Y d I M E. And

915
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: my instagram is shots by Sally.

916
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 2: You need to see these photosysts.

917
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: Sally's given us Sally good lighting, septum piercing, frosted tips,

918
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: and like, just.

919
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: What's her Twitter again? What's her again?

920
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: What is it?

921
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: No?

922
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: No, no, Sally is a man, Salomon, Oh okay, what

923
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: is what is?

924
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: His instagram is shots by Sally.

925
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: Shots by Sally and the Twitter L L Y dime.

926
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: But look at sally underwear pictures Sally sent us glistening

927
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: body naked in the bathroom pictures salad.

928
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: Hey, wait what is the totle?

929
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 3: And then the last photo Sally has on a shirt

930
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 3: and a seat belt in a car but safety.

931
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: Wait? What does the tattoo say on Sally's chest? Sweet

932
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: sweet sexy savage. That's cute.

933
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: Sexy.

934
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 3: Sally's given us double nipple piercings and uh just body yatty,

935
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 3: body yachty, Andrew, I can't I can't find where you

936
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 3: email these two.

937
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 1: I sent it to you eleven days ago.

938
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it is. Damn Oooh Sally is looking good, beach.

939
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 3: What's the skin routine?

940
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 2: Sis? It's giving smooth and hydrated, which we love.

941
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 3: Damn Sally, when are you going to be in New York?

942
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 3: Because I want to get some some boudoir shots like this. Sidney,

943
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 3: did you find it?

944
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: No? I did not.

945
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: It's fun you found the Instagram and Twitter though, No.

946
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: Let me forward it to you again.

947
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.

948
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 3: You know.

949
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: There you go.

950
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 3: This is because I really feel like left out not

951
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: not getting this, but you did get it, bab because

952
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 3: your name is wanted. I see it, it says to

953
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 3: me and Sydney, oh Marie like uh like earlier, earlier.

954
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to bring it up. Thank you, Sidney.

955
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: That's really cute and everything and I love this for

956
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 3: you guys, but I for my the unofficial expert emails

957
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: that I get. I set up a filter on my

958
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 3: email so I get them all in a folder.

959
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: And I can just I wasn't aware of this filter.

960
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we're having this conversation. The mistake water.

961
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you do that?

962
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 2: Yeah?

963
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 3: I want that?

964
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 4: Oh, Sally, wow, body body giving this stallion body.

965
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 3: It's like I could tell that, like if you fell

966
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 3: on me, I would be like like my breath would

967
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: be like like it would come out of my I

968
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 3: need to borrow. I need to borrow the body. The

969
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 3: body is cute or are you seeing it?

970
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: Well?

971
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: Sally? You could have, you know, crap the photo a

972
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 3: little bit lower so we could really sing your praises

973
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 3: for Wow, Sally is packing got a baby to those

974
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 3: those I love the body. You look so fucking good.

975
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 3: Hot mm hmm. And thank you for proving the point

976
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 3: that all of the Unofficial Expert listeners are in fact

977
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 3: hot hot. Yeah, damn, y'all are really in it. I

978
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: didn't even know that you guys had it in you.

979
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 3: I love this for us, Yeah, I love it for us.

980
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so funny. Because we saw Sally and

981
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 3: now I'm on Twitter and I see Will Smith's body and.

982
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: It's like, stop it, stop it.

983
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 3: Will you can, Will can get that right back into

984
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: shape if you wanted to that. This is a bit

985
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 3: but but also Will Smith is because people are like, oh,

986
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 3: I see women applauding Will's body. Men, I see women

987
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: applauding Will's body, but they won't think twice about swiping

988
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 3: left on a man on an app.

989
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 2: With the same body.

990
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, but social uh, dating apps is

991
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: literally just physical. We know Will is funny, we know

992
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 3: Will is like has a good personality. We know that

993
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 3: Will is rich, we know that Will works hard, like

994
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 3: you gotta factor all that in with the dadbod if

995
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: you on tender which stomach poking through your shirt like

996
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 3: that and and I don't know you and it looked

997
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 3: like and it looked like you're unemployed. I mean, we're

998
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 3: gonna we're gonna swipe and the TV is leaning against

999
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: the wall on the floor.

1000
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 2: I'm you not my tight. Yeah. We love that that.

1001
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,479
Speaker 3: We love that that honesty that Marie has right now.

1002
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 3: I mean it's a fact, you know, is there anybody

1003
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 3: did you want to read one of the questions from

1004
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 3: the pods or no, wow, oh yes for Andrew. Andrew,

1005
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 3: you know I was doing my good work on you.

1006
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: Know, so you share one of the questions about who

1007
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: I'd rather be on a deserted island with.

1008
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1009
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: Answer, I've been really like tossed up about it.

1010
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 2: But really, let's tell us some of your thought process.

1011
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: I ultimately, I don't want to upset you. This is

1012
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 1: a really you're putting me in a really tough position.

1013
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: I want no.

1014
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 3: That means and that means he wants to be with

1015
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: you Marie, because Marie would not care.

1016
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: I think that Sydney, you'd be very high maintenance on

1017
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 1: an island in that setting.

1018
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 4: Yo.

1019
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, that's crazy. I had a conversation with

1020
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 3: Sydney two days ago when she tried to call herself

1021
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 3: low maintenance, and I am most fell out of my bed.

1022
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: I just think that's that I would hardly be able

1023
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: to take care of myself. But then like, I think

1024
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: that Sydney would want me to also take care of her.

1025
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I think that.

1026
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the whole pandemic, I was taking care of myself.

1027
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: I don't get it.

1028
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: Well, if y'all if we're in a deserted island, like,

1029
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 3: well we got to walk around to find.

1030
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took care of yourself and an apartment of walking.

1031
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, after two minutes of walking, you would want to

1032
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: sit down.

1033
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 3: And that is true.

1034
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 2: Just you'd like, can you just go and then come

1035
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 2: back for me? If you fine?

1036
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, Andrew, I think that Yeah,

1037
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 3: it's the right way.

1038
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right, Sydney, that's fine. You don't thrive

1039
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: on a deserted island. I think that's okay. You thrive

1040
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: in other areas.

1041
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 3: Andrew think that I would throb on a desert but

1042
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 3: I think that we would. We would get to help faster.

1043
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: I think.

1044
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 3: So these are some they got some good ask questions

1045
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 3: for you, Andrew. They I was gagging. They had more

1046
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 3: questions for you than comments for us. Okay, you really

1047
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 3: do have Andrew hive. It's insane. Yeah.

1048
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 1: Brittany or Nicky, Oh, Brittany or Nikki Okay, I thought

1049
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: that was like someone's name. Oh, I think I'm doing

1050
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: NICKI I think Brittany. I'm not really on board with

1051
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: like the free Brittany. I don't think I care that much.

1052
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: I think the people that care about the free Brittany

1053
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: think too much, don't care about actual issues.

1054
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 3: Yes, that's I don't want to agree on that mento.

1055
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 3: Will you be in these streets this summer or inside

1056
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 3: boot up?

1057
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: I'm inside boot up?

1058
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry.

1059
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,720
Speaker 2: You're not gonna do a single with us.

1060
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to say all summer. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

1061
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 2: You was more relationship oriented than than.

1062
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 3: Some of us.

1063
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. It's it's mess. I think this

1064
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: summer is going to be complete mess. Everyone out in

1065
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: the streets, and I don't think. I don't want to.

1066
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to be hurt, so I feel I

1067
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: want to feel comfortable where I am right now.

1068
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 3: Yeah me too, Yeah, me too.

1069
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 2: Don't want to be hurt. You don't want to be hurt,

1070
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 2: but you know pain is pleasure.

1071
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: So not always.

1072
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 3: Has he hooked up with any of the guests. Sorry

1073
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: for the questions, but the people need to know the

1074
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 3: tea I have not. No, never happened, but there have

1075
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 3: been some flirtation.

1076
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: Flirtation, Yes, we.

1077
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 2: All flirt nothing. Flirting is nothing.

1078
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: It ends when the microphones turn off?

1079
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly does it?

1080
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: Because not in all cases, no dms were slitted well,

1081
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: I mean, like obviously there was the j Jurdan episode

1082
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: that it did seem like it could potentially happen. Nothing

1083
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: ever actually ignited from that is in me any.

1084
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 2: Other questions, Yes, biggest regret with a hookup.

1085
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be the times that you go raw, right,

1086
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: because then like it's like you think about it, like Okay,

1087
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: I trust this person, and then like the next few

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00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: days this I feel like this is a very sad answer.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but like the.

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Speaker 2: Next few no, I was very honest.

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00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 3: We have a lot of young people young viral not

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Speaker 3: viral young six.

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00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 2: It's driven people listen to the pyeah. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to wrap it up.

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00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 3: It's never as good.

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Speaker 1: As I mean, like it is good with like you're

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00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: solidified with one person, but like when you're like you

1098
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: know it's going to be a one night thing, you

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Speaker 1: don't do it. You don't do it?

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00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: Oh well, one night thing, oh y'all raw and one

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00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 2: one night.

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00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: When like people like try to convince you, Oh, I

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00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want to because people.

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Speaker 3: Want I'll introduce you to my mom cape.

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Speaker 2: Why not only why not only?

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00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 3: Why not?

1107
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: Only? Can I read this last email?

1108
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course. Okay, this is from Sam. Yes, baby,

1109
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: that was the introduction. I can't stop listening to your

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00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 3: episode archives. Y'all crack me up every single boring ass

1111
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 3: work day and sometimes on the weekends too. I'm mad

1112
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 3: there's no merch available for me to purchase. There's no

1113
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 3: merch available?

1114
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: Is there no merch? I'm not running.

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00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. I doubt it. We ain't got a

1116
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 3: dime from it, right, I'm still waiting on my merch money.

1117
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 3: But I think if you read this on air, it

1118
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: will be the push I need to become a Patreon subscriber.

1119
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 3: Comedy we just posted, Sidney. We have another Patreon episode

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00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 3: to post today. Yes, yes, so we have. So we

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00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 3: posted one last week. Okay, even though the request was

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Speaker 3: for photos this.

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Speaker 2: Week, I'm not gonna do that. Okay, not following directions.

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00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: Oh wow. But but to give you a visual, I'm

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00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 3: a hot af Jewish trans man with a multi step

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00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 3: skincare routine five ten ten, and I got a pretty

1127
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 3: badass tattoo on my chest, so obviously i'm hashtag alternative

1128
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: and chilling. Also, I'm an accountant, financially stable, homeowner, single

1129
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 3: and ready to mingle. Can Sydney introduce me to her

1130
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 3: queer fem friends looking for cute dates with fun hotties

1131
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 3: in the NYC metro area. And no, I don't live

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Speaker 3: in New Jerseys, so don't worry. Amen. Love you, Sydney,

1133
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 3: Marie and Andrew. You've truly helped me in my dark

1134
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 3: times more than you'll ever know.

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Speaker 2: Ah, Sam, we do have merchants still available.

1136
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: Just for the record, we do have merch still available.

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00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: It's on Tea Public.

1138
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, ky, yeah, we still have merch available. Tea Public, Babe,

1139
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 3: Tea Public, tea Republican Tea Public.

1140
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: When you search an unofficial expert merch it comes up.

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00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 3: It's still there. Good Christian gang okay, financially stable homeowner

1142
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 3: also liars gonna lie.

1143
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: We love it.

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01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: It was like girls, girl, I was gonna buy tickets,

1145
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 3: but there it's sold out.

1146
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 2: No it's not, but thank you. Well yeah it's sold out.

1147
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, but I'm saying like I'm saying other

1148
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 3: like you know, other stuff. Sorry, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, guys.

1149
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 3: Please keep sending us emails and sending us questions. You know,

1150
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 3: we love to see them and we love to read them.

1151
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: On the pod, but also the hotter you are and

1152
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 3: the hotter these photos are that you send us, the.

1153
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: Witter we get when we read your email. My neck

1154
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 2: is damp, okay, dripping, My neck is damp.

1155
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's another way of me being like, I'm wet,

1156
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 3: but not my coachs just my.

1157
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: Neck while you're not.

1158
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: While your right Andrew, the people know, while your neck

1159
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: it's you know, my my comedy is awkward sometimes and

1160
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 3: that's just that was that's my joke. So okay, yeah, okay, okay,

1161
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: what are you guys looking forward to this week before

1162
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 3: we get out of here? So the people will have

1163
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: something to look forward to. Maybe next week. Me and

1164
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 3: Marie are going on an anniversary date on Friday. Is

1165
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 3: that our anniversary day? That's what we're gonna thought we

1166
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 3: were just going. Now it's our anniversary date. Oh okay,

1167
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 3: so be prepared to you know, bring a card with

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01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 3: written words on it.

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01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 2: I thought you meant like.

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01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 3: A credit card. I was like, yeah, yeah, bring that

1171
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 3: to bitch. We're gonna go get food. We're gonna go

1172
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 3: get food too. We're gonna go on a date. Sydney

1173
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 3: and I are dressing up. I went on a date

1174
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: on Friday. Yeah, so that's what we're doing. We're gonna

1175
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 3: go get food and we're gonna, you know, we're gonna

1176
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 3: link elbows in the street.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 3: So excited anniversary date, Andrew. What are you looking forward

1179
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 3: to in the next compeau.

1180
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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to seeing those pictures and seeing baby

1181
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: surviving the next week just for that.

1182
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, what's left that you have to do in

1183
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 3: the new apartment?

1184
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 2: You got to get new Yeah.

1185
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: So I need a TV, a TV stand. My living

1186
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: room is just like completely empty right now. I need

1187
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: to get soundproof windows. Do you have soundproof windows at

1188
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: your place?

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01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 2: Soundproof?

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01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: No?

1191
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 2: You've never even heard of that.

1192
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 1: No, because like I live right off the avenue, a

1193
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: lot of old people up here, so a lot of ambulances.

1194
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: So they're coming through and it's like it is wild,

1195
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: and so the soundproof people are coming to soundproof my.

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01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 2: What's the soundproof?

1197
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: They've put like like a window on top of my window,

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01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: and so it's just like it says it cancels ninety

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Speaker 1: five percent of the noise for one thousand dollars.

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01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 2: So you can't open the window.

1201
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: So you can open and still like functions as a window.

1202
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Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, well Andrew, here's what you should do.

1203
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,919
Speaker 3: Get your little Amazon wish list together and you will

1204
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 3: share it on the.

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01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 2: Sunday A great.

1206
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know the high stand so you know

1207
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 3: that Andrew have. But make sure you put everything that

1208
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 3: you actually need to make.

1209
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 2: Home of course happy. Yeah okay yea.

1210
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 3: Everything that you need that havel, the toys, the soap dispenser.

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01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: Right, everything you know, thank you hi p.

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01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's for the for the beige listeners listening anyway,

1213
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: by all the sexy people who listening. You know, we

1214
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 3: heart you down yes, keep keep keep saying in desks

1215
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 3: these letters and also the reviews. We need more reviews

1216
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 3: on iTunes. It's just insane. I was like, what's going on?

1217
01:03:59,520 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 3: We need more?

1218
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 2: Give us, give us more.

1219
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 3: I know people who have have like two thousand plus reviews.

1220
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 3: Do you not love us? Do you not have positive

1221
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 3: things to say about us? It's insane? M h okay,

1222
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,959
Speaker 3: I mean hold on, let me read this last review

1223
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 3: before we go. Longtime listener love Sydney. Sydney seems to

1224
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 3: be getting a lot of flac lately, but depression is real.

1225
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 2: And good for her for continuing to stay on top.

1226
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 3: Of all her stuff. I love that she shares her

1227
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 3: vulnerability and humility with us. The pot is so vibrant

1228
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 3: and fun. I love the real talk, especially in the

1229
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 3: Marie and Sydney only episodes.

1230
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 2: There you Go, Babe. Ending on a positive note, my

1231
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 2: friend who's texting? No, I was reading I was reading the.

1232
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yah yeah yeah. I was like, that's

1233
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: what I was doing. Yeah yeah, I was reading it.

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01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 3: But she was reading it.

1235
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 2: Too, No, I was.

1236
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 3: I was like I wanted to see what was else

1237
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 3: because I hadn't seen it. Wow, Marie, just say sorry

1238
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 3: because I wasn't texting no anyway.

1239
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 2: See you at the date on Friday.

1240
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 3: Yep, Love you guys, Bye bye, Forever Dog. This has

1241
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 3: been a Forever Dog production. The Unofficial Expert is Executive

1242
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 3: produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey.

1243
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: Senior producer Tracy Soren, Produced by Andrew McGuire.

1244
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 3: Cover art by Sandy Hoenig. To listen to this podcast

1245
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 3: ad free, sign up for Foreverdog Plus at Foreverdog Podcasts

1246
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 3: dot com slash plus.

1247
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: Check out video clips of our podcasts on YouTube at

1248
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: YouTube dot com slash Forever Dog Team and make sure

1249
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 1: to follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at Forever

1250
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: Dog Team to keep up with all the latest Foreverdog news.