Speaker 1: I don't understand how three cats like shit so much.
Speaker 1: It's not three cats worth of shit. It's like more
Speaker 1: than that. Somehow, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: It's like two dogs worth of shit.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I don't know any other cute animals.
Speaker 3: There's there.
Speaker 1: They are very cute, but they're cute. There's one on
Speaker 1: the bed over there. You can't. He probably just looks
Speaker 1: like a pillow because he's a lump. But I did
Speaker 1: say for quite some time that my dog has nine
Speaker 1: anises on accidents, so.
Speaker 2: Because of like cats with nine lives.
Speaker 1: No, it's like I was trying to when you say
Speaker 1: someone's age in Italian, you say so and so has
Speaker 1: this many years. So she has nine years. But the
Speaker 1: word for years is annie, and the word for anus
Speaker 1: is annie, So annie versus annie.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 2: Oh I when I said anus, I meant anus.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, she does. She has nine nanises.
Speaker 3: One thing you need to know about me When I
Speaker 3: say anus, I mean it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like your cats have nineuses. With how much
Speaker 2: shit they're created, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, sort of God they do, good fucking lord, it's
Speaker 1: so much poop. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: To find out later they're just sneaking spaghetti.
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Speaker 3: voice from podcasts such as Creature Feature and Secretly Incredibly Fascinating.
Speaker 3: Please welcome coming all the way from Italy, the brilliant,
Speaker 3: the talented Katie.
Speaker 1: Golden pasta Clock.
Speaker 3: Pasta Time for a Nice.
Speaker 1: Clocket book, the podcast in Time am I yep, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am good.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just wanted to make sure that I was right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3: Great. Great to have you led, Katie, or a few
Speaker 3: years ahead of us in Italy in terms of descent
Speaker 3: into full blown fascism. We had faked that direction and
Speaker 3: we're we're following you. We're on your kale, we're on
Speaker 3: your six. But I'm just curious, how how's fascions I'm
Speaker 3: working out.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, uh it is tangibly making life worse
Speaker 1: for me personally. I am an immigrant and apparently weird
Speaker 1: thing about fascists they don't really like immigrants.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not taking diligent notes here.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Katie, are you eating all the cats and
Speaker 2: dogs over there? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, well we call them cannon gatti and yes they're
Speaker 1: making a very nice pesto. So yeah, it is. It's bad.
Speaker 1: Like the immigration system is really backed up because like
Speaker 1: basicly the message is.
Speaker 3: Still the delay on that was I don't know if
Speaker 3: I wanted to like ruin your train thought and then
Speaker 3: I couldn't step myself, so I apologize.
Speaker 1: I had nothing important to say. Just the immigration systems
Speaker 1: backed up. Its backed up beyond repair. No money is
Speaker 1: basically being invested into like fixing it obviously, because you know,
Speaker 1: the message is basically, we do not necessarily want you
Speaker 1: here students who.
Speaker 2: I love that on a sign we do not necessarily want.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Italy.
Speaker 4: We do we want to want you necessarily.
Speaker 1: There is no no joke at the Immigration office. There
Speaker 1: are like they have put up since Maloney took office.
Speaker 1: They put up these signs that are basically like, do
Speaker 1: you want to go home, let us help you, which
Speaker 1: is not use rice. Yeah, it's basically like, let's make
Speaker 1: it easy for you to get the hell out of
Speaker 1: our country. And yeah, it's not it's not great. Obviously
Speaker 1: I have a lot of privilege. But there is sale three. Well,
Speaker 1: one is I have a dog.
Speaker 3: Until dinner, the most succulent dog.
Speaker 1: That's just succulent, a succulent dog dinner, And yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It is interesting because there is I live in a
Speaker 1: city in turn where people are fairly liberal, pretty accepting,
Speaker 1: but yeah, there's it is weird because it's you you.
Speaker 1: I guess like people don't think about Europe as being
Speaker 1: more messed up than America, but in a lot of
Speaker 1: ways it is. And immigration is I mean, maybe I
Speaker 1: shouldn't say more messed up than America, but as messed up,
Speaker 1: if not even more so in terms of like just
Speaker 1: not considering immigrants to be part of their country, not
Speaker 1: wanting them. Yeah, even people born in Italy. There was
Speaker 1: the Olympics. During the Olympics, there was an Olympic champion
Speaker 1: from Italy who I believe was born here or at
Speaker 1: least lived here, Like a huge part of her life.
Speaker 1: And she's Italian, but she's also black. And one of
Speaker 1: the government officials in Malonious government is like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of her of being an athlete, but
Speaker 1: you know, she's not Italian, even though she's literally an
Speaker 1: Italian citizen.
Speaker 3: Fucked up.
Speaker 2: So fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yep, So it's not great. We still got breadsticks though, so.
Speaker 2: Hey, okay, well we got all of the garden too, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come up, we get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not better than us.
Speaker 3: When you're here, you're not necessarily family. Yeah, all right, Well, Katie,
Speaker 3: we're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 3: better at the moment. First, we're going to tell the
Speaker 3: listeners a couple of things that we're talking about today.
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris is continuing with her triangulation approach to trying
Speaker 3: to win this upcoming election by going on the Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: Podcast and she's gonna drop a bunch of asses crazy.
Speaker 3: So apparently both presidential candidates will be going on Rogan
Speaker 3: and yeah, just I don't know, well, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what what what there's to say other.
Speaker 1: Than that there's there's life after CTE folks.
Speaker 2: What if he fear factors them. What if that's like
Speaker 2: the gauntlet for the new president every time he's like,
Speaker 2: you have to eat the spiders.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do that my sleep every day. I could be president.
Speaker 2: I think that's too many spiders.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you're the one. Like everybody says that
Speaker 3: the spider eating thing is an urban legend, but it's
Speaker 3: actually true. On average, you're just just average everyone.
Speaker 1: That uh it's like that old Onion video where it's
Speaker 1: like the uh unemployment is solow because one guy has
Speaker 1: like forty two thousand jobs. I need forty two thousand
Speaker 1: spiders a night. That's why everyone averages about six.
Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, we'll talk about Trump's weird forty minute
Speaker 3: listening party and how some of the artists whose music
Speaker 3: he played deil about him. Good, yeah, good love him.
Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about George. This is like a very
Speaker 3: nineties news story. I remember thinking at the time, I
Speaker 3: was like, this is so dumb. It's very dumb that
Speaker 3: people care about this. But it's like it was a
Speaker 3: big deal. John F. Kennedy Junior had a magazine in
Speaker 3: the nineties, Junia, and he was hot and so everyone
Speaker 3: was like, this is cool, we want to pay attention
Speaker 3: to this. And now that they've brought it back so
Speaker 3: like it was a nascent, like for some reason the
Speaker 3: magazine was no longer publishing and somebody bought it and
Speaker 3: it's now like a q Andon rag with a George Junior.
Speaker 3: That's like q Andon for babies. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 3: We might even get two clowns at the box office.
Speaker 3: The circus is in town, folks, a bunch of clown
Speaker 3: movies box office. One of them did bad, one did good,
Speaker 3: all of that plenty more. But first, Katie Golden, we
Speaker 3: do like to ask our guest, what is something from
Speaker 3: your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: Singing singing Penis.
Speaker 3: Sing singing Penis singing Penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did search for that because it is a
Speaker 1: type of well, it's animal related, as are most of
Speaker 1: my searches. There is an insect called the water boatman.
Speaker 1: It is an aquatic bug that will do this cool
Speaker 1: one cool trick that doctors hate, which is rubbing its
Speaker 1: peace against its ribbed abdomen.
Speaker 2: Sort of like a washboard. I met that guy, yeah,
Speaker 2: I met him in I met him in college.
Speaker 3: One time ribbed abdomen with big penis.
Speaker 2: Yes, please, Yeah, can we clip that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just make that the cold open from now on,
Speaker 3: superduce suggestion.
Speaker 1: Just rubbing his rubbing his penis against his abdomen, making
Speaker 1: sweet sweet music. Yeah, but this is the water boatman.
Speaker 1: It makes a very loud sound through stridulation, which is
Speaker 1: the act of rubbing one body part against another to
Speaker 1: make a noise. Crickets do it, just not with their penises,
Speaker 1: but the water boatman does it with his penis, and
Speaker 1: he makes an incredibly loud sound that as loud as
Speaker 1: a jackhammer. But you can't hear it that loudly because
Speaker 1: it is underwater. So that was what I was looking for.
Speaker 1: So the girlies can't make this. The gurly water boatman
Speaker 1: can't make this sound.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: In fact, the water and makes it for the girlies
Speaker 1: to impress them with his musical instrument.
Speaker 2: Okay, Feminism isn't going to be complete until the girly
Speaker 2: water boatmen can make their own sound.
Speaker 3: So would in human terms, would that be considered stringulation? Rubbing? Snapping?
Speaker 3: Is that one rubbing one voulation? Yeah? I said it wrong,
Speaker 3: but that's okay. Just let's pretend I didn't.
Speaker 1: I've never thought of it that way, but I guess
Speaker 1: so snapping your finger or even slapping whatever part against wherever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, or armpit farts was the other one that
Speaker 3: came to mind.
Speaker 1: Pit farts.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, how I attract attracted my wife.
Speaker 1: Was yeah, get really old, get really old one too,
Speaker 1: right under the pit.
Speaker 3: Look at this it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called stringulation. Good, stridulation, striculation, stridd you eulation, stradulation, stridulation,
Speaker 1: stridulation nation.
Speaker 3: Like I said, stridulation. I just want to be able
Speaker 3: to use a fancy word to have an excuse to
Speaker 3: make our pitfarts.
Speaker 1: When you fart. You can just say, I'm just stridulating, babylating.
Speaker 2: Relate to my friends too, well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm like, they're always like, hey, I totally get what
Speaker 2: you mean.
Speaker 3: So what is Katie, something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, so this may run counter to my financial incentives,
Speaker 1: but putting your phone in phone jail. I have been
Speaker 1: doing this recently. I have been deciding that maybe Twitter,
Speaker 1: also known as eggs, is bad for my mind, my soul,
Speaker 1: and my body and I but I lack any kind
Speaker 1: of self control. I have none of that, so I
Speaker 1: started sort of wild blocking myself, physically putting my phone
Speaker 1: in a cabinet. There's like an app. I'm there's a
Speaker 1: ton of apps like this, so I'm not really necessarily
Speaker 1: saying this one in particular is good. But it's like
Speaker 1: called one seck or something, and it interrupts you if
Speaker 1: you try, like it doesn't block you from getting into
Speaker 1: the app, because for me that just wouldn't work. I
Speaker 1: would disable it and keep going, but it like interrupts
Speaker 1: you while you're trying to scroll through Twitter, and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you really want to do this? Really is this what?
Speaker 1: So you're gonna spend your afternoon scrolling through Twitter getting
Speaker 1: mad and it has made it's like it's it's like
Speaker 1: emerging from a fog when the fog is made out
Speaker 1: of neo Nazis and it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Very fascist of you, first of all throwing your enemies
Speaker 3: in jail like that.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, he's innocent.
Speaker 3: I do admire your Willpep and the fact that you're
Speaker 3: doing that. I maybe this will be the thing that
Speaker 3: pushes me over because I do need to do that.
Speaker 3: I was up it.
Speaker 2: I have to night.
Speaker 1: I have to emphasize I don't have willpower. That's why
Speaker 1: I do it. That's why I download No, that's why
Speaker 1: I downloaded an app that like scolds me because I
Speaker 1: have a lot of guilt. No willpower, but a lot
Speaker 1: of guilt. So if I have an app that scolds me,
Speaker 1: makes me feel guilty, like a real piece of shit,
Speaker 1: then I'll actually do it.
Speaker 3: Is that what it says to you?
Speaker 1: You're a real piece of shit?
Speaker 2: Katie? My god, I need to I need to go
Speaker 2: call my parents.
Speaker 1: AI is gonna use the voice of my parents to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, is that is that how you're spending
Speaker 1: your evening?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2: I like we I like that we don't use it
Speaker 2: to like heal our inner children by using it to
Speaker 2: tell us that it loves us. We're like, no, recreate
Speaker 2: the toxic environment.
Speaker 1: Weaponize is the shame. Get it to do what you
Speaker 1: want it to do.
Speaker 3: Make me feel bad? Yeah, what is something you think
Speaker 3: is overrated?
Speaker 1: This is kind of a seasonal item. I hope it's
Speaker 1: not been said too much, but I think that I'm
Speaker 1: tired of people kind of hating on pumpkin spice stuff
Speaker 1: like the stuff about like, ah, pumpkin spice boo, everyone
Speaker 1: who gets mad at it because it's literally just cinnamon
Speaker 1: and ginger, which always tastes good. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: feels like there's this cultural I don't know which way
Speaker 1: the pendulum swings this year, but it seemed like there
Speaker 1: was a pushback against pumpkin spice stuff because it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is something like you know, I don't know, airheads drink.
Speaker 2: Christian Girl fall or whatever. Yeah, but people are embracing
Speaker 2: that lady now. So I think now people are moving
Speaker 2: back towards it. I don't know, is pumpkin spice Christian No,
Speaker 2: but it's like the in my mind, like the basic
Speaker 2: girl like fall thing they have, like that meme of
Speaker 2: the Christian girl fall. And so like the ug boots,
Speaker 2: the jeans, add boots of jeans, timberl and leaves everything
Speaker 2: jacket and she's always she's got like something in her hand,
Speaker 2: and I make the pumpkin spicey, she's she's actually just
Speaker 2: dringing from a regular fast.
Speaker 1: Or Stanley cup. It's Stanley Cup is the one now right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. So I think like people associate it
Speaker 2: with like like white girlies you know, getting their fall on,
Speaker 2: and so I think there might be like negative associations
Speaker 2: with that culture. I see that people project onto pumpkin spice,
Speaker 2: but it's not spice. It's fault. It's a spice. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm all for I'm all for dinner grading white girlies,
Speaker 1: but I am I will defend the spice. I don't
Speaker 1: actually drink pumpkin spice lattes. I actually don't even eat
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie because I find pumpkin guts to be yucky.
Speaker 1: But the spices, the spices that create the pumpkin pumpkin
Speaker 1: spice base is it's just cinnamon, ginger, nutbag. It's all good,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's my favorite smelling candles. It's very
Speaker 1: good smelling. And I think we just have to accept that,
Speaker 1: you know, this is a part of our culture.
Speaker 2: Now to party, don't vote it. Those Christian girls don't
Speaker 2: own the spice.
Speaker 3: It was made by Jesus. I think in the New Testament,
Speaker 3: the New Testament that they sell Walmart is about like
Speaker 3: one of the miracles is creating pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1: Doesn't the dune spice turn people arian or something? Wasn't
Speaker 1: that a thing with Dune it.
Speaker 3: Gives them like bright blue eyes, it.
Speaker 2: Makes them drink their own pea.
Speaker 3: So Aryan, that's what I said. That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: So you don't like the core pumpkin spice products, you
Speaker 3: just are? You like having pumpkin spice cheerios. You're not
Speaker 3: doing them or.
Speaker 2: The pump I think what Tittie is saying is like,
Speaker 2: like abortion, don't have to have one to have empathy
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Pumpkin spice is exactly like abortion,
Speaker 1: and everybody should get it in the fall. Right, turns
Speaker 1: out you're like and it's something that and it's something
Speaker 1: that white Christian girlies do get regularly.
Speaker 2: That damn Kittie, I missed you all right?
Speaker 3: Also, just is there a good How are you enjoying Moodang?
Speaker 3: You are one of our foremost animal experts.
Speaker 1: I'm loving Moodang. I'm loving Moodang. I you know I'm
Speaker 1: I'm no longer a teenager where I'm like, I can't
Speaker 1: like something that everyone else likes. No, it's great. Moodang
Speaker 1: is great.
Speaker 3: I like hippos before they were cool.
Speaker 2: No, I love them at the Cincinnati Zoo, Fritz and Family,
Speaker 2: I like, I love hippos.
Speaker 1: They are incredible. I love I mean, pick me hippos
Speaker 1: not so much. Are They're not the dangerous ones. Really,
Speaker 1: they can still chomp you, as Moodang does in all
Speaker 1: of her incredible photos. I love that she's always wet
Speaker 1: and angry. Yeah, And I did have a plumbing disaster
Speaker 1: recently where so my entire sink filled up with stinky dishwater.
Speaker 1: And I was really smart, so I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take the you trap out and have
Speaker 1: the sink drain into this bucket so that there's no
Speaker 1: stinky dishwasher and no stinky dishwater in the sink. But
Speaker 1: I'm bad with sort of volumes, and so I flooded
Speaker 1: the kitchen with stinky dishwater, which sort of shot out
Speaker 1: at me with an incredible pressure, and so I got
Speaker 1: very wet. And then I saw this photo of Moodang
Speaker 1: being hosed down, and her face and my face were
Speaker 1: like I knew they were the same, and I feel
Speaker 1: the sameness, this oneness. Well, it's just that this was
Speaker 1: it was. I imagine I looked like an angry, tiny
Speaker 1: hippo getting sprayed with stinky dish water. So I relate
Speaker 1: to her we're sisters.
Speaker 2: I have a question about the discourse around Moodang because
Speaker 2: some people were like, oh, because you know, like the
Speaker 2: zoo was having an influx of people and they weren't
Speaker 2: being nice to Moodang, which is very bad. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were like throwing things at her to try to
Speaker 2: help her to react and stuff. It's really fucked up
Speaker 2: because they wanted to see her mad and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: people are evil, and then so you don't.
Speaker 1: Need to help out with that. She's like naturally angry.
Speaker 1: It will just happen.
Speaker 2: Well, like if she was like napping and it's like
Speaker 2: that bitch barely sticks, like you let her nap, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then the other thing was they were saying that
Speaker 2: like those like the zoo keepers were problematic or something
Speaker 2: because they were irritating her. But I hadn't really seen
Speaker 2: like i'd seen them like give her a little butt
Speaker 2: tap like slap like I do with my dogs, you know,
Speaker 2: like an affectionate one, or like trying to move her
Speaker 2: out of her moms like feeding cross or whatever. But
Speaker 2: did you ever did you see anything or hear anything
Speaker 2: about Mootang not being treated like the goddess she is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't hear about I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: guests were throwing things at her. That's definitely a no no. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do not disturb the queen at rest. You know,
Speaker 1: zookeepers do have to sometimes annoy animals. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've seen anything from these zookeepers that indicates anything that
Speaker 1: would be abusive or mistreating her. But yeah, the fact is,
Speaker 1: like zookeepers will annoy animals just doing their jobs, like
Speaker 1: giving them medicines that are yucky, closing them down, keeping
Speaker 1: them from like swimming around in like buckets of old food.
Speaker 1: You know that, Like there may be sometimes their incentives
Speaker 1: are not aligned. But no, nothing I've seen indicates that
Speaker 1: they're doing anything that is really mistreating this pygmy hippo.
Speaker 1: I did see a video recently of a someone I
Speaker 1: believe not at a zoo, but I think at like
Speaker 1: a gator farm bapping these gators on the nose, on
Speaker 1: the snout with with a pan. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It ran around and I was like what people are like,
Speaker 2: that's so cool, And I was like, why are you
Speaker 2: leave them alone?
Speaker 1: Well, because people don't empathize with gators, they don't see
Speaker 1: them as being animals that have like a soul or
Speaker 1: a personality. They're just kind of like you know, ancient
Speaker 1: dinosaur like reptiles, and that's it's just not true. Bonking
Speaker 1: them on the nose is going to be really painful
Speaker 1: for them. Their noses are very sensitive. And gators are
Speaker 1: really like they have a lot of dimensions to them.
Speaker 1: Crocodiles and gaters they have you know, they will form
Speaker 1: friendships with each other, they'll play around, like some species
Speaker 1: seem to like be really fixated on like picking up
Speaker 1: flowers and playing with them. So they're sweet. They're sweet babies.
Speaker 1: They will eat you, for sure, if they're big enough
Speaker 1: and you're in the water, they will eat you. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean they're less. They're not cute sweet little babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think like I saw like some that are
Speaker 2: like a little not domesticated or anything. It's not like
Speaker 2: because they're all wild, but like I saw something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when it's like a wild animal that you have
Speaker 1: that is not domesticated, it's it's like ta like a
Speaker 1: tame wolf.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's people who had relationships with certain gators
Speaker 2: or crocs or whatever that they are around and they
Speaker 2: really did love like scretches and like affection and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I look at like all animals as like different
Speaker 2: types of puppies, because like you'll see like a cow
Speaker 2: playing with a ball and you're like, that's just a
Speaker 2: big milk puppy. You know, They're all just different puppies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some puppies are more likely to snatch your arm
Speaker 1: off of your body, but yeah, essentially, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: Feel like it's very different oicult for a certain set
Speaker 3: of people on the Internet to see a video of
Speaker 3: an animal being cute and resist the urge to go
Speaker 3: into the comments and be like, I'm actually an expert
Speaker 3: and that's that behavior is actually fucked up. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: moodang's actually pissed, yeah, or in that because we want
Speaker 3: her to be pissed, we're like, Mudang's actually really horny
Speaker 3: right there, yeah, or you know whatever ruins it.
Speaker 1: You'll see like a like a cute little kangaroo rat
Speaker 1: and then someone writes like, actually kangaroo's only kangaroo rats
Speaker 1: only do this when they're about to die of diarrhea,
Speaker 1: right exactly.
Speaker 2: And then Katie looks at the picture and looks at
Speaker 2: herself and she's like, I just know I'm about to
Speaker 2: die of diaryea, just like Moodang with the hose.
Speaker 1: I've come close a few times, to be honest.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 3: back and talk about some news, and we're back. I
Speaker 3: hate to be one of those this is the dumbest
Speaker 3: timeline people, but it appears that our upcoming presidential election
Speaker 3: is going to be influenced by a podcast posted by
Speaker 3: the Fear Factor guy Joe Rogan. So he is a guy,
Speaker 3: wrote Rogan Rogan. Kamala Harris's campaign is prepping an interview
Speaker 3: with Joe Rogan. Trump is similarly claiming that he's planning
Speaker 3: to appear on the show.
Speaker 2: How is she prepping an interview? Like? Is she microdosing?
Speaker 3: Like? What is she's going into one of those ice
Speaker 3: baths over.
Speaker 1: Hot boxing some salvia? Yeah, I don't know how one.
Speaker 3: Does drugs hot boxing some salvia? Is is indeed how
Speaker 3: it's done. I don't know if anybody saw his Lane
Speaker 3: a stand up special or the elegant Graveyard analysis of
Speaker 3: his latest stand up special, but he is one of
Speaker 3: our finest stand up comedians and also one of our
Speaker 3: only stand up comedians. According to him, I hadn't really,
Speaker 3: I've never listened to the Joe Rogan podcast all the
Speaker 3: way through, but apparently he's like you know, it's in
Speaker 3: addition to many other things being an interview podcast, it's
Speaker 3: also a place where he does the like there weren't
Speaker 3: dying breed Man a stand up comedians, We're kind of
Speaker 3: the only ones, the last truth tellers, and then it's
Speaker 3: stand up specialist.
Speaker 1: Really, he looks so much he looks so much like
Speaker 1: a minion. Did you like he like had the menuon
Speaker 1: out Like he was wearing like a yellowy shirt and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: jeans and he looked like a minion straight up menuon
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 3: So funny.
Speaker 2: He's like doing the bidding of the biggest villain in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like going around like his whole stand
Speaker 1: up was like banana.
Speaker 2: If the opinion outfit fits banana, I mean banana he is.
Speaker 2: I can't as a stand up. I'm just like dying
Speaker 2: inside when you talk about him as a stand up,
Speaker 2: because I'm like, is he a stand Like? Okay, there's
Speaker 2: some I feel like comedians, some admit it and some don't,
Speaker 2: But like we I try to be really open minded
Speaker 2: about different types of comedy and like different new comedians
Speaker 2: and whatever, and I try to be really supportive of
Speaker 2: like newer comedians, but then sometimes comedians become more of
Speaker 2: like business people or he's like more of a podcaster
Speaker 2: than a comedian to me in terms of like how
Speaker 2: good he like, how good he is, or how how
Speaker 2: understanding of like the we hate to call it art,
Speaker 2: but like the art form it is, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I'm just like, to me, I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: not a comedian, that's a man with a like you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt very podcast he has late at special
Speaker 3: felt like yeah, at some points he was just kind
Speaker 3: of regurgitating some stuff that he remembered. He said once
Speaker 3: on his podcast m Trump is a fan. He said
Speaker 3: he likes Joe Rogan and indicated he plans to go
Speaker 3: on his popular podcast before election day.
Speaker 2: He's a fan. He's a fan. He's a fan.
Speaker 3: But Brogan has like kind of not not been a
Speaker 3: fan of Trump himself. So maybe maybe it will in
Speaker 3: fact be Joe Rogan and men under thirty five who
Speaker 3: still use axe body spray and think that CrossFit is
Speaker 3: a viable alternative to medical science, who will save us?
Speaker 3: After all? But I doubt it somehow.
Speaker 1: Forget the don't forget the raw goat testicle eating demographic.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: They that is literally how Kamala's team is breaking down
Speaker 2: the demographic that is under one of theirs.
Speaker 1: We need the paleo vote, Kamala.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really do seem to be just so focused
Speaker 3: on winning anybody who they're not going to win, Like
Speaker 3: they're just like, how, but how do like could you
Speaker 3: imagine if we did? Though? Like I imagine that. Yeah, though,
Speaker 3: like what if what if we won all the Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan listeners? What if we, you know, won over everybody
Speaker 3: who voted for George W. Bush, Like that would be
Speaker 3: that then we'd be in business and just like totally
Speaker 3: taken for granted the people who won them the last election.
Speaker 1: Suburban white ladies who have included more than three whys
Speaker 1: in their child's name.
Speaker 3: It's just a cool way to spell it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is Utah culture, And I won't stand for
Speaker 2: you guys making fun of it. Okay, my Kaylee's and
Speaker 2: my Mikayla's that utilize all the vowels in the alphabet.
Speaker 1: And sometimes why sometimes why.
Speaker 3: So did everybody get a chance to just like kind
Speaker 3: of vibe out with Trump and watch this forty minute
Speaker 3: listening party from I guess it was Monday night.
Speaker 1: This is the day Trump truly became president for me personally,
Speaker 1: because like this is the most humanizing thing he's ever done.
Speaker 1: This is what I do when I run out of
Speaker 1: things to say. It's just like, you know, hey, listen
Speaker 1: to this. Hey I found this. You want to watch this.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 3: Hey, here's another song that literally everybody's heard before.
Speaker 1: No, like yeah, like there's no create Like like I
Speaker 1: just run out of juice. Sometimes I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 1: want to listen to YMC a little bit. I'll do
Speaker 1: a little dance. It's not a good dance. It's kind
Speaker 1: of stiff.
Speaker 2: This is like, you know, like Obama, everybody looks at
Speaker 2: like Obama's like Songs of the Year or whatever or
Speaker 2: artists of the Year. This is like him trying to
Speaker 2: do that. But it's like a playlist from like the nineties.
Speaker 1: And he gets yeah, and he like announces this music
Speaker 1: like it's super obscure, like like is the y m
Speaker 1: C A. You're not gonna believe it. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: believe this, folks. First you make the y, then you
Speaker 1: make the M then you c nna.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's how people usually do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's called wonder wall.
Speaker 2: Fuck you put you put your right foot in, and
Speaker 2: you put your right foot out, and then you build
Speaker 2: a wall so your right foot can't get back.
Speaker 3: Did we ever determine if the ho was universal? I
Speaker 3: feel I feel like there was a point. There's a
Speaker 3: point on the internet where people are like, I've never
Speaker 3: heard of that. I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 3: and I never I don't think I ever figured out
Speaker 3: if they were just fucking with me or not.
Speaker 1: I mean, here it's called the amicostronso and you do it,
Speaker 1: but you kind of have to do it in boy girl,
Speaker 1: boy girl and you're naked.
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 1: None of that's real? No, none of that's.
Speaker 3: You could say anything and I will, I know, I
Speaker 3: know you're in Italy. What we do it?
Speaker 1: I did make Jack just say my friend the asshole,
Speaker 1: which I'm happy about, my good friend asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how Trump introduces his cabinet.
Speaker 3: It's customary between somewhere between the seventh and fourteenth course
Speaker 3: of any Italian meal to play the traditional game of amigos.
Speaker 1: So it is that is, that is true.
Speaker 2: Though I will not stand for you guys making fun
Speaker 2: of my fellow people of color, the Italians.
Speaker 1: How do you, my PO brethren, anti Italian racism? There
Speaker 1: are too many courses in Italy and also like the
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving which is coming up, and I always try to
Speaker 1: teach Italians about it. They are mortified that I am
Speaker 1: heaping my plate with multiple courses at once, like it's
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all together. I'm like, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: take it all at once, and it's like wait, but
Speaker 1: they're touching each other.
Speaker 2: Meet there are some races about saying each other. They're like,
Speaker 2: keep this shit segregated.
Speaker 1: It's not really we don't necessarily want the turkey touching
Speaker 1: the green beans.
Speaker 2: They're like, we don't want the dark meat anywhere near
Speaker 2: the white one.
Speaker 3: Something about the turkey that really agrees with me for
Speaker 3: some reason. Anyways, let's just keep that over here separate, right, right.
Speaker 1: But I like a vibe. I like just vibing to
Speaker 1: Ymca for forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He did include some songs that I passionately made
Speaker 3: people listen to when I first heard them, such as
Speaker 3: Rufus Wayne Wright's cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.
Speaker 2: That's the Shrek version, right is it? You think it's
Speaker 2: the version.
Speaker 3: Right, that's and that's where I first heard it.
Speaker 1: And they play that. They play that when Fiona's frog
Speaker 1: dad dies, right, like her dad dies because he's a frog,
Speaker 1: like not French, but like an actual amphibious frog, and
Speaker 1: so he dies and then they play Hallelujah because like
Speaker 1: it's a funeral for her frog dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's probably why Trump played it. He was like
Speaker 2: remembering all the best.
Speaker 1: I mean, he also did the It's Time to Say
Speaker 1: Goodbye song, which.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he'll roll that shit out any chance he gets,
Speaker 3: Like I feel like he works out It's time to
Speaker 3: say goodbye.
Speaker 2: If you feel like Trump works out, yeah, I was
Speaker 2: gonna be like, what do.
Speaker 3: You mean he he loves that fucking song.
Speaker 1: He really doesn't listen to the lyrics of any song,
Speaker 1: Like he would play a song called I Should Never
Speaker 1: be President, Don't vote for me if it's a good beat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, as his brain is like melting before our eyes,
Speaker 3: he keeps playing It's Time to Say Goodbye.
Speaker 2: Again, Like that isn't there that like h YG song
Speaker 2: fuck Trump or whatever? And I feel like he would
Speaker 2: play that because he's like, they're talking about me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to have sex with me. This guy,
Speaker 1: this guy right here.
Speaker 3: I think part of the reason he likes Time to
Speaker 3: Say Goodbye is that it's one song that where the
Speaker 3: artist behind it is not actively suing him or for
Speaker 3: using the song, because I think Andrea Bocelli and he
Speaker 3: are homies. There are reports that Amigo stron So there
Speaker 3: it is. It is officially his Amigo Stronzo, but apparently
Speaker 3: backed out of Trump's inauguration, which his team denied, arguing
Speaker 3: that he offered and Trump refused, so they were like, no,
Speaker 3: of course, we would have loved to do it, but
Speaker 3: Trump was too kind. He didn't want me getting involved
Speaker 3: in controversy, which I don't believe that. But that's about
Speaker 3: it in terms of people who will allow him to
Speaker 3: play their music. Rufus Wainwright made a statement said the
Speaker 3: song Hallylujah by Leonard Cohene has become an anthem dedicated
Speaker 3: to peace, love and acceptance of the truth. I've been
Speaker 3: supremely honored over the years to be connected with this
Speaker 3: ode to tolerance, witnessing Trump and his supporters commune with
Speaker 3: this music last night was the height of blasphemy, and
Speaker 3: Leonard Cohan's estate sent a season to sist, which they
Speaker 3: always do, and it never gets them to cease.
Speaker 2: Like I know, I'm like, what, so they'll just go
Speaker 2: through the entire like discography of like American folk or whatever,
Speaker 2: Like they're just going through every fucking song getting a
Speaker 2: cease and desist, stopping and moving on to the next one.
Speaker 3: Like they don't like you. They don't stop because they're
Speaker 3: not And yeah, they do neither. They cist, they don't
Speaker 3: decent they sist. I think I think it's because they're
Speaker 3: not making technically like making money off of it. Maybe,
Speaker 3: like I remember that, Like we've looked into this. We
Speaker 3: were like, why doesn't it work? Why, Like we always
Speaker 3: hear about them seasoning and desisting, and Trump just happens
Speaker 3: to be the first person who's like, no, fuck you,
Speaker 3: I'm like gonna stop playing your song, and he's gotten
Speaker 3: away with it. Because I think there's like something about
Speaker 3: just like playing playing the music for an audience that
Speaker 3: isn't necessarily paying. I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know they're paying.
Speaker 3: They just don't know it ying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's a lot of laws. Also, like when
Speaker 1: he was a president of of that country, you guys
Speaker 1: have he was like doing a lot of campaign events
Speaker 1: like in sort of federal buildings and stuff like, like
Speaker 1: he used like federal property to do campaigning.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: He kind of tried that recently right at the at
Speaker 1: the Veterans Cemetery, and she doesn't. He never got in
Speaker 1: trouble with for that. Like there there are laws like
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be president and be like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like host a campaign reality at the White House
Speaker 1: because that's considered in poor taste for something conflict of interest.
Speaker 3: Maybe whatever this guy rules he's having, he's just having
Speaker 3: a party up there.
Speaker 2: He's also like gotten indicted and not gotten in trouble,
Speaker 2: you know, Like he's just.
Speaker 1: Indicted me.
Speaker 2: Indicted me. That's me getting road rage when somebody honks
Speaker 2: at me. I'm like, I did nothing wrong and indicted me.
Speaker 3: So. The other artist featured in his series Finale for
Speaker 3: the Art form of Music included Guns n' Roses, Snead O'Connor,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, all already complained. Well, I guess it
Speaker 3: would be the state the village people, however, like I
Speaker 3: guess they have complained in the past, but they're also
Speaker 3: like this has been really like we have greatly benefit
Speaker 3: from his use of our song. So I think it's
Speaker 3: just broughten it like broughten it is how it is
Speaker 3: a that's becoming word since he brought it broughten it.
Speaker 3: I think it's just brought it to people's attention. But
Speaker 3: it's a song again.
Speaker 2: You know, he's got a lot of pay that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't buy Like, like, how does that work in
Speaker 1: their favor though? Like when someone's like, remember HYMC, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta buy their album? Like how does it make?
Speaker 1: Like are just people hitting it up, playing it up
Speaker 1: on Spotify?
Speaker 2: And people are actually being your gay and that's why
Speaker 2: it's really bad things.
Speaker 1: Like why am ca? I forgot to be gay for
Speaker 1: a minute there, but thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gay now.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 3: right back. And we're back. And there was a moment
Speaker 3: in the nineties that it seems like neither of you
Speaker 3: remember Georgia.
Speaker 2: We're both too young and beautiful, we can't.
Speaker 3: And that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Moisturized in our lane, John remembered moodang practices.
Speaker 3: So John F. Kennedy Junior, this is this is kind
Speaker 3: of a thing that has been a I feel like
Speaker 3: a bit memory hold. But he was just unless you
Speaker 3: watch Seinfeld, he was just so famous for being hot
Speaker 3: and like everybody just wanted to find him.
Speaker 2: So I remember him because my mom has huge crushes
Speaker 2: on like attractive presidential like men. She was obsessed with
Speaker 2: Bill Clinton, she was obsessed with jfk Junior. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I remember my mom being like horny for him in
Speaker 2: the ninety There's.
Speaker 3: This profile of him back in the day that where
Speaker 3: they're like it's about the launch of George, and the
Speaker 3: person writing the profile is just so actively hostile towards
Speaker 3: everyone who is not like they're like when he enters
Speaker 3: the room, like it becomes John F. Kennedy Junior in
Speaker 3: like bright colors and then a couple of gray blurs
Speaker 3: behind him, and like the grayblers are actual people who
Speaker 3: like run the magazine. He's just the writers just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they're they sucked comparatively. That's just how much you want
Speaker 3: to fuck this guy when you're in the same room
Speaker 3: with him. They don't I love him, that's right.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a picture of him. I see it.
Speaker 1: I see it. There's one of them with his shirt off,
Speaker 1: and he's just got like sort of a solid like
Speaker 1: tee of hair, like from his belly button up like
Speaker 1: under his nips. It's just like sort of a pretty he.
Speaker 2: Could have been a movie star. I could see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently wasn't act.
Speaker 1: Do they do they let them have that kind of
Speaker 1: body here anymore though, because I feel like it's all
Speaker 1: Marvel smooth now, and that.
Speaker 3: That's one of the problems with America. If you have
Speaker 3: why they kill him.
Speaker 2: That's why they killed.
Speaker 1: The Marvel manscape.
Speaker 3: So JFK. Junior passed away in the nineties. The magazine
Speaker 3: was just basically a match, a match of the two
Speaker 3: things he was like kind of known for, and it
Speaker 3: didn't really make sense other than that he had like
Speaker 3: this like sexy media image capital to spend, and so
Speaker 3: he was like, Okay, I'll do a politics magazine that's sexy,
Speaker 3: and so they would have like Sandy Crawford addressed as
Speaker 3: George Washington on the cover.
Speaker 4: And the image of that is insane, Like I cannot
Speaker 4: get over because we joke about like Halloween costumes, like
Speaker 4: sexy Abraham Lincoln and this bitch was doing that in
Speaker 4: the nineties.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty good. It does make me down bad
Speaker 1: for George Washington, which isn't expected.
Speaker 3: It is the host George Washington has ever been.
Speaker 1: It is the hottest George Washington has ever been. And yeah,
Speaker 1: that's uh. You know, our founding, our founding fathers could
Speaker 1: could be in a pornography. And that is exciting to me.
Speaker 1: Our founding, our founding batties, our founding batties.
Speaker 3: So The New York The New York Times recently reported
Speaker 3: that the rights to magazine were scooped up a few
Speaker 3: years ago by a little known conservative lawyer named Thomas D. Foster,
Speaker 3: and now it has become an extreme right wing publication
Speaker 3: with a QAnon devotee as editor in chief, and in
Speaker 3: fact QAnon is kind of the only reason the magazine
Speaker 3: was able to come back because of the belief among
Speaker 3: QAnon that JFK. Junier is still alive. I mean we
Speaker 3: all believe this, right, I don't have to fil Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's still alive, secretly working with Trump, and he's going
Speaker 3: to come back and reveal the storm or whatever the
Speaker 3: fuck you Andon believes, and reveal the detapes.
Speaker 1: No one with that amount of chest hair could actually
Speaker 1: physically die. I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's I am disappointed in this magazine because like the
Speaker 1: cover is so boring. It just looks like sort of
Speaker 1: a discount version of Oprah's. Oh it's just like George
Speaker 1: and sort of this plain font and then like a
Speaker 1: giant Q. Like I feel like there's just going to
Speaker 1: be a book recommendation for you know, kind of like the.
Speaker 3: New The new cover is just a big George, just
Speaker 3: a big G or a big George with a giant
Speaker 3: Q on it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: They could have made Cindy Crawford dress as like sexy
Speaker 2: Hitler if they're gonna go right wing, but why may
Speaker 2: get boring like this? It reminds me of those like
Speaker 2: tweets about how like graphic design has ruined the aesthetic
Speaker 2: of everything and like minimized everything and taken away its personality.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is so like sterile of an image,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, it looks like shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want the maximalism of a Ben Garrison cartoon
Speaker 1: where everything is labeled, there's pectorals and butts everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like they that used to be how
Speaker 3: the right communicated was just with the most convoluted political cartoons.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Fortunately, it seems like the kid's version is going for
Speaker 1: the maximalism though, because there's the George Junior ones that
Speaker 1: is just littered with various themes and things like what
Speaker 1: are the Northern Lights, which I assume like, who was
Speaker 1: Thomas Jefferson, What does he accomplish? How to be grateful?
Speaker 1: What are the Northern right? What are the Northern Lights?
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the last one is about how Jews have
Speaker 1: created giant magnets that are to suck the coins right
Speaker 1: out of your pockets, and those cause the Northern lights. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plus make your own rock candy?
Speaker 3: Right, make your own rock candy is in there. The
Speaker 3: editor in chief is somebody who has suggested that old
Speaker 3: issues of George contain messages from JFK. Junior, blowing the
Speaker 3: lid off corruption, both from the past and into the future.
Speaker 3: He's also previously promoted the adrenochrome theory, which states that
Speaker 3: all the popular celebrities are killing children and drinking their adrenochrome.
Speaker 1: But yeah, is adrenochrome.
Speaker 3: It's like a chemical as far as I know, in
Speaker 3: this could be incorrect. I don't know, I never fact
Speaker 3: checked my favorite que writers. But it's like a chemical
Speaker 3: your body releases when it's about to die and then
Speaker 3: like they just like drink it.
Speaker 1: Oh like good for your skin.
Speaker 2: It says on Wikipedia it's the oxidation of adrenaline and
Speaker 2: it was a subject of limited research from the nineteen
Speaker 2: fifties to the nineteen seventies as a potential cause of schizophrenia.
Speaker 2: While it has no medical application, there is a derivative
Speaker 2: that is a hemostatic medication.
Speaker 1: Oh, just changes your blood pressure.
Speaker 3: They also have lessons and teamwork from Daniel Boone, noted
Speaker 3: slave owner Daniel Boone, or fashion advice from the Apostle Paul,
Speaker 3: or that's that's in George Junior.
Speaker 1: What would Apostle Paul like just ropes the sandals and
Speaker 1: like row Apostle Paul mark loincloth all the way into
Speaker 1: middle parts.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Did have great hair. If you look at some of
Speaker 3: the paintings from back then, his.
Speaker 2: Bag that was attached to a stick was a Louis baton.
Speaker 1: All the zoomers did bully me into adopting a middle
Speaker 1: part again, I've.
Speaker 2: Tried it and it is fun. Yeah, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3: It's looking good kid by the way, good middle part,
Speaker 3: thank you, we thank you, good job zoomers, your mission.
Speaker 1: Accomplished, fixed one of us.
Speaker 3: And then over the weekend we've got a bo report
Speaker 3: box office report. Things continue to still be not baffo
Speaker 3: for Joker, Folly Adieu. I watch.
Speaker 2: It's going to be French for a Friend of your
Speaker 2: anus or something. I watched the trailer for it, and
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking bored. I'm like, how did you make
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga boring? I don't understand how they managed to
Speaker 2: do this. I'm like, what is the point of watching?
Speaker 2: I don't understand from the trailer what the point of
Speaker 2: the movie is.
Speaker 1: It's a musical, right, But.
Speaker 3: It's a musical. The director seems to think that he's
Speaker 3: inventing a musical as he's doing it, because he was like,
Speaker 3: it's not a musical. It's a movie where the characters
Speaker 3: break into song when they have something emotional that they
Speaker 3: can't express.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's all about the songs they don't break into.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of Bollywood at all, my guy, come on, right, No.
Speaker 3: He absolutely has not.
Speaker 2: But I don't understand the plot because it's just like
Speaker 2: them singing and then putting on makeup and walking down
Speaker 2: the steps. Okay, we get it. The Joker is gay.
Speaker 2: We all understood that. Before we all understood this was
Speaker 2: musical theater.
Speaker 3: What is the point he's like twisted? Actually, when you
Speaker 3: think a little bit twisted?
Speaker 1: No, hang on, hang on, hang on, are you saying
Speaker 1: he's a little messed up?
Speaker 3: Because that at messed up?
Speaker 2: Is he all messed up?
Speaker 3: Because?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a little interested in this movie.
Speaker 2: Do we live in a society?
Speaker 1: Is heal see a little bit of a anti social
Speaker 1: kind of guy, because I'm into that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: And there's a way in which one could argue that
Speaker 3: we live in a society where one could say, anyways.
Speaker 1: You exist in the content, in the content, all of
Speaker 1: which in which you are coconut, and a society.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Remember we were so charmed that movie Joker. So
Speaker 3: it's been out two weeks. The first one made like
Speaker 3: literally a billion dollars. They were expecting big things. It
Speaker 3: is now in fourth place after two weeks. It's it
Speaker 3: did really badly its first week. It was like one
Speaker 3: of the lowest performing comic book movies of all time,
Speaker 3: and it's second week, it fell harder. It is the
Speaker 3: worst decline in history for a comic book movie. So
Speaker 3: from a like worst ever start to the worst decline
Speaker 3: ever in the history of comic book movie.
Speaker 2: I just love that this makes me feel like vindicated
Speaker 2: for everyone who's like a fan of Andrew Tait. Somehow,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, somehow this made me win over them,
Speaker 2: Like this failing.
Speaker 3: Right in your face Tate fans, although I think they
Speaker 3: didn't even go to see it because there are no
Speaker 3: woman what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very Yeah, it's like they want they want
Speaker 1: all the Joker with none of the bubas. But it's
Speaker 1: like the whole Harley Quinn thing I think is there's
Speaker 1: been it's been come out of a little lot of ingles. Right,
Speaker 1: there's the there's the cartoon version of her where it's
Speaker 1: supposed to kind of be an update. There's the older
Speaker 1: cartoon version of her in the old animated series. There's
Speaker 1: always this dynamic of she's like kind of an abusive
Speaker 1: ish relationship with the Joker. And then there's also like
Speaker 1: the the movies, I guess the one with Jared Leto
Speaker 1: and you know, like it's it's always about this sort
Speaker 1: of like hey, like they're both kind of messed up,
Speaker 1: but it's sort of an abusive relationship or code dependent
Speaker 1: or relationship.
Speaker 2: The tape fans are back in.
Speaker 1: They're like, now, wait a minute, is he a little twisted?
Speaker 1: Is he a little abusive? We got some we got
Speaker 1: some red flags over here. Yeah, I just I don't
Speaker 1: really know. I mean, I don't know. I kind of
Speaker 1: agree with you. Polovia seems kind of boring to me.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, he's like kind of crazy, but she's
Speaker 1: like into that. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Trailor already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a teenager. I remember that being like
Speaker 1: oh wow, you know, like, oh he's kind of veggie
Speaker 1: and moody. That makes him attractive.
Speaker 2: I remember feeling that. JFK Junior, I remember emotions.
Speaker 3: That's so in case you want to blame it on clowns,
Speaker 3: do not, because the number one movie this weekend was
Speaker 3: Terrified three, which is a horror movie that was released
Speaker 3: without a rating. It's so fucked up this sot.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, but I thought, wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1: Clowns are funny though. Yeah, they're funny, and you have
Speaker 1: them at parties. They're sweet and fun.
Speaker 2: They are makeup puppies.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they wear big shoes, they make balloon animals.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how they could be scary.
Speaker 3: They are. So I have a loose theory that, like,
Speaker 3: you can tell how good the box office for a
Speaker 3: movie is going to be based on how many people
Speaker 3: dress up as like that thing for Halloween, and like
Speaker 3: my six year old only knows clowns as horror movie
Speaker 3: like scary things based on just like how many people
Speaker 3: come to our house for Halloween for trigger treating dressed
Speaker 3: as like the scariest fucking clown you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: So I think a lot of.
Speaker 1: Good clown representation. And yeah, right.
Speaker 3: It's like Patch Adams and people like fock you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we haven't had a good clown in a while. Even
Speaker 3: like Ronald McDonald is just Grimaces friend at this point.
Speaker 2: Ronald McDonald is a participant in the US imperialistic cause.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're wrong, and that's.
Speaker 2: The scariest clown of all. Okay, I think horror is
Speaker 2: having such a fun moment right now, and I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm like so happy that there's like all these horror
Speaker 2: movies that are throughout the year too.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Terrifire three on Google Images and appears
Speaker 1: to be a clown Santa who is covered in a
Speaker 1: sort of red substance that is either menstruation or blood
Speaker 1: of another kind.
Speaker 3: He's just fun, He's just horny, He's just a freak.
Speaker 1: It's it's just hey, you know what it's like if
Speaker 1: you look fellas, don't be squeamish day everyone, ladies.
Speaker 3: This is our pivot to the joke to take over
Speaker 3: the Joe Rogan audience.
Speaker 1: Fellas, fellas'll be squeamish, quaint much about menstruation, especially if
Speaker 1: you're a scary Santa clown. Yeah, your suit's already read,
Speaker 1: so get right in there.
Speaker 3: Because the movie is said at Christmas and features scenes
Speaker 3: of art the clown dressed as Santa Claus. A Christian
Speaker 3: group in Kansas City protested the Satanic Santa, which obviously
Speaker 3: like never a bad look for horror movies, to the
Speaker 3: point that I have to assume like the makers of
Speaker 3: this movie were just like sending chain emails to people
Speaker 3: at this church, being like, man, somebody should do something
Speaker 3: about this movie.
Speaker 2: I know I would start holding precedents at these churches.
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever done like an evil Jesus movie, like Jesus,
Speaker 1: but he's an evil clown.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're actually going to cut that out of
Speaker 3: the episode so that we can go write that together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he throws his crown of thorns like a boomerang
Speaker 1: and stabs people's eyes out.
Speaker 3: It's always it's always just like right off of that,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like the all the Exorcist movies and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. It has all the iconography, but it's
Speaker 3: much more subtle.
Speaker 1: No one's ever no one's ever had the balls to
Speaker 1: do any Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus bad question mark, question mark.
Speaker 3: Question more at eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who would Jesus kill?
Speaker 2: Jesus is like so twisted and dark. I could fix him.
Speaker 3: Totally. When he's in the desert, he is having thoughts,
Speaker 3: he's having I hope we get protested.
Speaker 2: I hope this episode gets protested.
Speaker 3: We should only be so lucky. Well, Katie Golden, such
Speaker 3: a pleasure as always having you on the Daily's Where
Speaker 3: can people find you? Follow you? All that good stuff.
Speaker 1: I uh do a little podcast called Creature feature right
Speaker 1: here on this network. I have had both of you on,
Speaker 1: I believe, but it is a animal podcast about animals
Speaker 1: and how they are cool and good and sometimes weird.
Speaker 1: I just talked recently. Well no wait, I've got actually
Speaker 1: a Halloween episode coming up because this comes out like tomorrow,
Speaker 1: So that one I just recorded. It's really fun. We
Speaker 1: talk about bats, we talk about other spooky creatures. I
Speaker 1: really had a good time, So yeah, do check that out.
Speaker 1: I also do a podcast with one of the world's
Speaker 1: most incredibly talented golden retrievers, Alex Schmidt, and it is
Speaker 1: called Secretly Incredibly Fascinating. It is a really fun podcast
Speaker 1: for me to do because I basically don't do any
Speaker 1: of the work. I sit there and let Alex do
Speaker 1: all the research, and he convinces me every week that
Speaker 1: there is something that sounds pretty boring, kind of like, oh, Alex,
Speaker 1: I don't want to learn about mayonnaise, But then he
Speaker 1: makes me understand it's interesting.
Speaker 3: It always is every goddamn time amazing. Is there a
Speaker 3: work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? So, I hope I didn't do this already, But like,
Speaker 1: there's a comic artist known as mister Joshua who does
Speaker 1: the comic pants his handle on Twitter. I know, I said, like,
Speaker 1: don't go on Twitter, but this is like the only
Speaker 1: one of the only things I go on Twitter anymore
Speaker 1: for is it's at Pants and he does these incredible
Speaker 1: works of art. And my favorite one of his comics
Speaker 1: is it is a man sitting at his laptop typing
Speaker 1: into it saying your email did not quote find me? Well,
Speaker 1: I have diarrhea, and then diarrhea is underlined and read
Speaker 1: because it's misspelled and says, did you mean diarrhea? So
Speaker 1: it's it's very good. The it is amazing. The there
Speaker 1: the there's a spooky one recently that this artist did,
Speaker 1: uh where I'm sure everyone loves to hear me, like,
Speaker 1: just describe it's out loud to them. It's the best
Speaker 1: form of podcasting. I should do a whole I should
Speaker 1: do a whole podcast where it's just me, Like, remember
Speaker 1: that there's a cow and he's holding an axe.
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna send you a sea syndicist. You're not going
Speaker 2: to listen to it.
Speaker 1: But this is a spooky comic and it's a woman
Speaker 1: that's the curious part woman. Oh all the undw take
Speaker 1: guys logged off, but she's a she's a sort of
Speaker 1: on a hotline saying Dracula costume warehouse my name is Peg.
Speaker 1: How can I help you?
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 1: A middle aged man in a Dracula costume says hey, Peg,
Speaker 1: I can't get the teeth out. It's it's charming. It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Uh so, yeah, I really do enjoy that. He's a
Speaker 1: great artist.
Speaker 3: Nice that sounds wonderful. Thank you for sharing. I'm at
Speaker 3: Paulavi Ganalan. What a questerre having you guest host? Where
Speaker 3: can people find you and follow you?
Speaker 2: I am at Paula g Ganalan p A l l
Speaker 2: A b I g u n A l a and
Speaker 2: please follow me everywhere on TikTok and Instagram. I need
Speaker 2: to make this career work so I don't regret all
Speaker 2: of my decisions since twenty nineteen. And I co produce
Speaker 2: a show at the Comedy Store called Facial Recognition Comedy
Speaker 2: that's in La and it features Manasa Middle Eastern North
Speaker 2: African South Asian comedians. It's super fun and funny. It's
Speaker 2: going to be ten thirty pm on Friday, October eighteenth
Speaker 2: at the Comedy Store. It's monthly, so if you can't
Speaker 2: make it this time, look out for it next time.
Speaker 2: And yes, that is where you can find me.
Speaker 3: And is there a work Amedia that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Okay, since Katie is here, I follow this account on
Speaker 2: Twitter called Feeder of Cats and she is this individual girl,
Speaker 2: lady who is in the Bay area who helps rescue cats.
Speaker 2: And then she created a cat rescue in honor of
Speaker 2: a cat of hers who had passed away, and it's
Speaker 2: called Friends of Bear Cat Rescue dot org. And the
Speaker 2: way she I think she gained a following because she
Speaker 2: just posted really like dry and funny like captions on
Speaker 2: cats that she's taken care of. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh no, I'm trying to feed you attack me, you know,
Speaker 2: like just like little silly comments here and there, and
Speaker 2: it's I don't know, she's doing like really great things
Speaker 2: and it seems to be very like her on the ground.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the Bay I have sea cats
Speaker 2: there all the time that need to be rescued. And
Speaker 2: also if you just want to have fun, fun content
Speaker 2: cat content, she's a great she's a great Twitter Twitter feed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm following this one. Very good content. Sometimes sometimes sad,
Speaker 1: just sometimes that, but often really wonderful just her work
Speaker 1: in rescuing cats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll be like, oh my god, it's the most
Speaker 2: terrifying thing, and it's like little kitty meowing I do.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite cat things, like in terms of
Speaker 1: like kit and rescue is like someone had a kitten
Speaker 1: named I think Cottage Cheese and like the they brought
Speaker 1: them to the doctor because it was like really kind
Speaker 1: of the stomach looked really bloated, and it's like, oh God,
Speaker 1: like that could be really bad in a kit and
Speaker 1: there could be all these things causing the bloat. The
Speaker 1: doctor was just like, cat, your kitten's just fat, Yeah,
Speaker 1: perfectly healthy, just fat.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite genre of like animal tweet is like
Speaker 2: parents who cared so much and their their animal is
Speaker 2: acting weird and it's like, yeah, your cat was mad,
Speaker 2: you were on vacation, and that's why seven hundred dollars later.
Speaker 1: Your dog is limping because she figured out that last
Speaker 1: time she limped, she got a bunch of treats.
Speaker 2: Or like the cats or dogs that like roast each
Speaker 2: other by like imitating, Like there was this one dog
Speaker 2: that imitated it's corky sibling by like crawling, or like
Speaker 2: a cat that like winked its eye because it's sibling
Speaker 2: had an eye issue and it was just like, are
Speaker 2: you mocking them? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of shade being thrown around these animals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, tweet I've been enjoying great Galaxy g r
Speaker 3: A E. T tweeted I never even considered doctor Pepper
Speaker 3: could be a woman. Maybe I'm a bad person. Wow.
Speaker 3: We just thought yesterday, Polay about the idea that you know,
Speaker 3: we're well past that time when the riddle, the riddle
Speaker 3: could be like the entire plot twist of the riddle
Speaker 3: could be, what if a woman was a doctor and.
Speaker 1: Yettor Pepper was all like her son? How was she
Speaker 1: a woman?
Speaker 2: How was she a doctor?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't think I ever thought of doctor Pepper
Speaker 3: being a woman either.
Speaker 2: Did you ever think about doctor Pepper being a pH
Speaker 2: d in psychology?
Speaker 3: Nor? That would be so much fun. Anyways. You can
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Speaker 3: our episodes and our footnotes where we link off to
Speaker 3: the information that we talked about in today's episode. As
Speaker 3: well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 3: Superproducer Justin and Connor. Is there a song that you
Speaker 3: think people might enjoy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually just discovered this artist the other day.
Speaker 5: I do not know how to categorize this song into
Speaker 5: a genre.
Speaker 3: It is absolutely wild.
Speaker 5: It's got jazz samples and live bass and glitchy off
Speaker 5: the grid drum patterns and some impressive drops, especially the
Speaker 5: second one. I love the use of vocal samples throughout.
Speaker 5: It really hypes me up. This is a song called
Speaker 5: Trying to Say Something by Zep Zep, and you can
Speaker 5: find that in the footnotes.
Speaker 3: Note gon YMC. I know just This is the thousandth
Speaker 3: episode where Justin has resisted my note to open every
Speaker 3: song commendation saying this Justin.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm sorry, Jack, I can't do it.
Speaker 3: My soul just can't take it. But all right, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: no fair. I didn't say you had to do it,
Speaker 3: just every time you don't.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've been to a job where someone
Speaker 5: hasn't made this joke.
Speaker 3: Good. And that's why I'm funny and talented.
Speaker 1: Oh Justin like his name, Like his name is Justin?
Speaker 3: Like his name m h his name is justin so
Speaker 3: I put two words together. Slow Burn The Daily, It's
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Speaker 3: this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you what
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